Alpine Slide Attitash CRASH

[@PiotrStarWars]

The fact, that after he crashed, while sweating and breathing heavily, just casually threw the slide back in, jumped on it and started sliding at the full speed again like nothing ever happened 🤣

[@greatestgrasshopper9210]

And then people be like 'are you OK?' But your already feeding them dust

[@Ezio-Auditore94]

Dude, you gotta take advantage of all that adrenaline. Those not too bad crashes add up to the adventure, nice

[@colegeiser895]

I did the same exact thing OP did but a decade ago at the same park in New Hampshire! Same fall on the same decline and I did exactly what he did: I got back on the sled

[@NOOBNOOB007]

Why come he doesn't go around him at 2:40

[@NOOBNOOB007]

@@colegeiser895 did you get hurt? I'm not gonna lie he went for a ride like getting thrown off a motorcycle 🤣

[@TheTerranscout]

Dude crashed and still caught up the person in front... just think how quickly he would have caught him if he didn't crash

[@ate5ive866]

Maybe he was suppose to crash

[@stevenlee1075]

@@ate5ive866 aah my thoughts exactly. Extra time to go fasty

[@ZeitrafferYEP]

The person in front looks like he's with his son that's in the other lane, slowing down to keep an eye on his kid.

[@stevenlee1075]

@@liamduke2670 I’m sure they were fine. Tiny bit of bruising at most. They got right back on after all

[@stevenlee1075]

@JEÑÑY ur big gae

[@ZillionPrey]

"SLOW!" Instant crash right after the sign 🤣

[@joestr]

I gotta learn how to read one of these days

[@toastysavce.1608]

You just read the comment😑

[@AzrestYT]

@@toastysavce.1608 wut

[@aklakk]

hahaha exactly

[@stevegoldstein3402]

Signs are for nerds. They put them up specifically to pick on nerds.

[@tenshi1160]

I just love how everyone is commenting things like "cant read signs" lol. Is it that hard to understand hes willingly going fast for fun, high risk high reward.

[@joestr]

My man. Glad some people understand

[@wakcedout]

Yea but at the same time, they posted it in that section for a clear reason. Every other part of this track you can floor it, that one section is a assured risk of.injury. And its being there prevents lawsuit from dumb ideas.

[@leeludlowart237]

People these days no sense of fun at all. That’s why they believe all the shite they see on the news, are terrified of Everything they hear and offended by everything. This video was awesome. I’d love a go at it.

[@leeludlowart237]

@@wakcedout when I was a kid I lost times how many times I was in casualty having stitches and that’s because I had fun took risks got hurt and went straight back to it. Because life with no risk, is no life at all.

[@joestr]

@@wakcedout cant beat the speed record by braking like a grandma around the turns.

[@rccarz5]

I have wrecked so many times trying to beat a personal best on this thing. The corner at 1:43 I had a particularly bad crash about 7 years ago that launched my sled into the woods, and threw one of my shoes about 20 feet away. Still ride it all the same. Nice man!

[@superior_unhinged5289]

where is this?

[@laurbster2680]

as long as your family doesnt try to sue when u die. do what u want

[@willgraves1258]

@@superior_unhinged5289 Atitash Mountain Bartlett New Hampshire

[@justmeisthatok7990]

Lol.. I got road rash at 5 from my big wheel.. scrape down to the bone, still gotta scar!…was a big Hill and pissed off mom.. had to go to hospital so she gave it away! (But small tight neighborhood.. I got to ride it when the kid came out to play.. then he wiped out.. I was a bad influence on him. I told him what's up.. was his choice.. like at 5-6 yrs OLD we knew so much! 😜 So this slide had something to compensate with turnz.. a break with turns that had some walls! 🤣 Was chick that turned me on to this place. And diana's bath, and more, I should have married that girl. Smh

[@jimmymac63]

SEND IT...YEE YEE

[@UnderworldGrim]

I know he should have slowed down but whoever designed the track to have a turn and a drop immediately afterward was asking for trouble.

[@justmeisthatok7990]

Just needs higher banks..people ski and wipe out and get up too. They get hurt and they still ski. Imagine that 😳!

[@DARK_AMBIGUOUS]

I had an electric skateboard and I flew off going like 21MPH and it made a hole in my pants by my knee and my knee and my side and my hand were all bleeding, I lost control and jumped off and hit the ground flew forward and flipped over twice. But I didn’t go straight home. I let riding it even though I was hurting everywhere and it was like 3 in the morning and super dark outside and the ground was a little wet

[@WaltzwithAI]

No way the drop is best part of the track, can't tell you how many times I have cleared that drop so fun!

[@BonsaiBuckeye]

Is acting like Fucking Bubba Jr. Engineer in training over here.....

[@dannygonzalez3337]

Just need to read that BIG ASS SIGN

[@Leipaabread]

"You Okay??" "Oh Im Good" i love this..

[@NightmareMoon9964]

_Hey John_ _Hey Billy_

[@kitsunemesis]

@@NightmareMoon9964 * _leaves awkwardly_ *

[@mankachu100]

@@NightmareMoon9964 that hurt

[@SmoothCruizer37]

"OH I'm ok but fucked up but yeah I'm too cool to look like a pussy falling

[@Bobby-wn5yr]

So glad to see these still exist! I loved these things so much as a kid and haven’t seen them for years. I just assumed the modern world banned the crazy lawsuit slide.

[@joestr]

Haha yeah this slide is holding on to existence over here at least. Will be sad if it isnt around for my kids.

[@IchDuForeverExplorering]

@@joestr you are a savage rider, nice and calm reaction to the situation

[@Hugo74390]

I used to work on one in France in my home village of Châtel as a teen 14 years ago and it's still open. The slides are metal instead of concrete though. I spent almost 8 years working on ski lifts and different summer rides similar to this one (kart, bikes, etc...) I don't think this is more dangerous than any other mountain rides or sport, we didn't have that many accident and when we had them it was usually not that bad, just scratches and burns. We've had way more serious injuries or even deaths with 'regular' activities such as ski or mountain bike.

[@IchDuForeverExplorering]

@@Hugo74390 europe is the best when i comes to things like that, or motor cycle hill climbing

[@junosynth]

They have one of these in Gatlinburg, TN at the Ober park.

[@tayzonday]

Signs: Go Slow Camera: Go Joe ✊

[@joestr]

You name brings back some memories! My friends and I used to sing chocolate rain all the time. Thanks for commenting!

[@M3Vader]

Who else thought he was going to crash a second time?

[@yamaharaptor01able]

I did...wasn't wishing it by any means...but man was he MOVING!!

[@abdul391_]

It would be very funny! 😂

[@roxydzey]

i was relieved in the end that he didnt. in couple turns i even fucking shouted to the screen that he should slow down xD and i dont usually talk with myself this way dude just scared me a little bit xD

[@nasirrobles8860]

Me

[@nahnah5961]

I did too lmao 🤣

[@stevemcgovern2365]

You dont understand how fast he's really going until he catches up to someone else going a fraction of his speed.

[@nswanson315]

I’ve done this slide and crashed almost at the same spot. I was wearing a t shirt and a long sleeve shirt and I burned a whole through both but didn’t get any rash. This slide is fun but definitely dangerous

[@antiairgamingchair-2543]

Where's it at?

[@nswanson315]

@@antiairgamingchair-2543 Attitash mountain in New Hampshire

[@justmeisthatok7990]

This shit is great..there's also other's ..but damn..i got old ,still love Conway, but other is higher..more southern ..Kentucky !..Colorado has a very very awesome one also,Vermont has 1 too..but there's gotta be more. Too much fun 🤪

[@nswanson315]

@@justmeisthatok7990 the ones they have in the alps are crazy

[@justmeisthatok7990]

@@nswanson315 oh yeah? Lol, I'm in!

[@nancyjacob1406]

I was on that slide many years ago and the brake literally broke off. I managed to slow the slide by gripping the sides of the cement and using my feet to slow it down. Make you wonder how often they check their equipment and chair lifts…

[@charlottexue8023]

Wait you used your hands to grip the cement? That must've hurt

[@yadudesam9531]

@@charlottexue8023 they said feet

[@watcheryegr]

@@benjaminchandler3611 you use friction from boots to slow cart

[@armeytank]

@@yadudesam9531 he said "by gripping the sides of the cement and using my feet to slow it down'

[@kk89781]

@@yadudesam9531 GRIPPING

[@philliplumpkin6369]

One of the best slides ever honestly and with the amount of people that crash each year I'm surprised it's still open, iv been here a few times and seen some pretty nasty crashes and rug burns even at the end while getting out it's so easy to eat shit the slide is so slippery and so hot especially on a really hot summer day and you have alot of people going down the slide, I remember a little kid burned the shit out of his leg just cause he fell out but man love this place

[@joestr]

Will be a sad day when this thing goes

[@duck-cc4qu]

I am guessing the reason that it hasnt been shut down is because nobody has really been seriously hurt, so there is no reason to remove it

[@walterkoziol3822]

It happened to me. I broke the track record but I left a good part of my right thigh up there in the process. It was nearly the entire site of my right thigh. After the adrenaline rush it hurt, omg did it hurt whenever I tried to fully extend my leg. So I didn't. So my RN mom told me if you don't fully straighten out that leg it's going to get worst. I tried but it just hurt too much cause of the new skin. Over a week and my leg was actually retracting. So one day in the pool I held myself under water and straightened out that leg completely. Most people never felt this kind of physical pain due it being about 60% healed. All that new skin being ripped open. And keeping the leg completely straight for the next few weeks was hell. I learned a very good lesson that day which was to never wear shorts on those slides.

[@BathSaltShaman]

"You okay?" "Oh I'm good! Wassup!" *picks severed arm up off the ground and gets back on the sled*

[@brianmck7363]

I fell of this when I was 16 and slid on the cement for about 30 feet before I was able to roll of!! And got 2nd degree burns on my left arm and my left leg and hip! And it happened near the top so I still had to hop back on and coast down to the bottom!! 😓 OUCH!! I believe they changed the track to hard plastic , when I went down 34 years ago it was cement!! It even sounds a little different!!

[@justmeisthatok7990]

I seem to remember THINKING that being concrete also..BUT I believe expansion and contraction every summer and winter would break it up pretty fast so probably just look like concrete it was made out of some kind of acrylic or fiberglass whatever.. seems like when I googled other tracks it was a company that provided like 90% of them in the USA..

[@prashantambali5011]

Omg even after crash u r still not trying to slow 😃 down, going like rocket superb

[@Drumsticksmcgee]

I think he do bobsledding👍

[@KingConradVI]

I feel that if the slide was bigger and had higher walls, and the slide vehicle was bigger too, there would be a lot less crashes as it would be impossible to be launched out of the slide. Also people could go faster as they are in a more tight slide. That being said, another thing to come with that is the rule of one person sliding at a time, or else any possible crashes could be deadly

[@joestr]

They send people down the slide like every 15 seconds. If you want to go fast, you have to ask the attendant for more time or you catch up to the person infront of you almost immediately.

[@Adam-vj7dn]

Cost is one factor, higher wall means more material more labor more maintenance. The other is if you build the walls higher it just means a greater maximum speed can be achieved before being thrown over. The accidents might be more rare, but they would also be more serious when they do happen. Having a short height wall prevents anyone from gaining to much speed and minimizes the extent of injuries while maximizing profits.

[@yungwildnfree]

better to be launched out of the slide than into concrete Some people really don't think when commenting.🤣

[@gertrude1585]

yea when i saw he was not the only one on the track i realise if the white guys in front of him crashed he could be in real probleme

[@pear-zq1uj]

if the walls are higher, people would just slide inside when they crash

[@samtansleyphotography]

Did a concrete one of these and came off. Literally the most painful thing i have ever experienced. Skinned myself down to the bone and, even eight years later, my scars haven't recovered. Stay safe!

[@joestr]

Thats rough! You must have been cruising. Just had a bit of road rash from this fall

[@tro4404]

Road rash is your worst experience? Wait 'till you live a little.

[@samtansleyphotography]

@@tro4404 can confirm not my worst experience to date any more, fractures my wrist mountain biking with bone sticking through the skin. that was the worst. still have my cast on

[@andrewnorris5415]

@@joestr Some may be rougher than others, or (I suspect) allow higher top speeds?

[@owenmeier]

@@tro4404 what a troll

[@baddyforall2568]

That's one of a kind ride. Wow. Felt happy as if I went there.

[@sky173]

The fact that he nearly broke his own back instead of getting some innocent kid involved, I salute you.

[@Threat_LvL]

well bet he dont look like an "ron"

[@iRaps1]

Huh?

[@Zaaxun]

Two bears in the woods... " Hey, when did they start meals on wheels." " I don't know but it's lunchtime."

[@theeraofcalisthenics6293]

What a comeback brother 👍🏼❤️

[@ukaszukasz1376]

What a idiots!!! Brother!!

[@joestr]

Thanks man!

[@Konyad]

@@joestr I thought that you lost so much time after the crash that somebody will pass you. I was very surprised seeing you catch up the guy in front of you. Good job!

[@The_Meme_Fox]

Chances of NOT crashing into a slow ass person: 0.000000000000000000000001%

[@joestr]

Gotta give the guy ahead of you a 10min head start

[@brent829]

I crashed on one of these as a kid and your first instinct is to put your hands/arms out. INSTANT FIRE. I could not get myself out of the tube so I just kept sliding. A teenage worker at the bottom sprayed some disinfectant on my missing skin spots and that was that. 20 years later I can still see discolored spots on my arms and knees. Would I do it again? Hell yeah!

[@alexandercrawford29]

Dude I crashed on the same slide when I was young. Thanks for recording this.

[@badlimeboy6616]

"You OK?" "Yeah, I'm good." *coolest reaction ever*

[@snakefromhell]

Banner with "SLOW" written in giant letters. This guy: And I took that personally

[@bkvike]

The exact same thing happened to me (Lutsen, MN) when these rides first started, I believe in the mid 70's. That drop caught me off guard and I went flying, separating from my sled landing at the bottom. My sprained ankle looked like a grapefruit. No pads and never thought about legal issues. Good times. The starter told us absolutely no racing but we could go side to side as fast as we wanted.

[@Project_Slagharen]

from the ones i've been on so far you could just push the handle all the way down and enjoy, this one kinda looks dangerous

[@joestr]

A little risk makes it more fun.

[@propowerkid647]

0:35 became a water slid

[@MissMariska050]

A really enjoyable dry waterslide i'd say

[@SilencedButNotForgotten]

These edges are way too low. How did this pass the safety controls??

[@petrescubogdanandrei6486]

We can assume it didn't :)

[@SD-unlimited]

And better yet, assume personal responsibility and understand the risk of activities like these rather than being litigious drain on society ruining fun for those who understand and are willing to take said risks 👍

[@alpha-cf2oi]

@@SD-unlimited thank u. i hate that everything has to be idiotproof today like it always societies job to protect the darwin winners from themselves

[@wolverinefangowings]

Just imagine Joe reading these comments..."wow! There's a slow sign? I never noticed. Thanks for pointing that out!"

[@Fataussie]

This man has balls of steel

[@bobnoblesjr.465]

Awesome run! Not even a crash slowed you down. You were in full beast mode!

[@CinemaDemocratica]

The fact that this can exist at all just never ceases to amaze me.

[@matt815]

Sign: *Slow* Him: *Nah, that's for babies. Speed is my move y'all, I can handle fast.* *Crashes and proceeds to continue on sliding down while off of the Alpine Slide cart-thingy.* (dang that must've hurt)

[@williardbillmore5713]

I used to work for the resort photography company who contracted with Attitash to automatically photograph their alpine slide riders in action and sell the digital pictures at the bottom. I helped design and installed the entire system... We used infrared laser triggers and digital cameras with strobes sending the image down fiber optic cables to the sales shed at the base.. I remember thinking at the time (at least twenty years ago) that this ride wasn't very safe. It looks like things didn't change very much in the next 12 or so years.

[@Mr.Magnetix]

The giant banner: *S L O W* The dude: No, no I dont think I will.

[@memehave1827]

The giant banner: so you have chosen death

[@Ralphinsc]

Morgan Freeman Voice: "And he did not, in fact, go slow...."

[@awgn70]

This brought back memories. Thanks for posting.

[@cjbrunskis9148]

I did the exact same thing when I was seven… But I flipped it at the high bank turn right before the drop off about halfway down the hill. Oh the memories!

[@xaxoon69]

I was waiting for the 2nd crash, but YOU made it. True sportsmanship :-)

[@cSimplicity_]

love how he crashes and still catches the guy infront 😂

[@maxicolas]

He's like... Naah nothing happens twice

[@alexdacat7052]

Wow the new hotwheels game looks sick

[@WestonNey]

I love that this exists. You fall and get scraped, get up, finish the ride, and at the end, do you sue the owner? No you show off your battle scar!

[@kylefinn5301]

I’ve been to Attitash a couple times, and the long wait to get to the top of the alpine slide and the mountain coaster is really worth it, even if you accidentally touch the sides and get a burn

[@porsche5k]

Dude slide for a solid distance without a sled wow😮

[@usnavyvet2002]

I live about an hour or so from here. Always loved doing this as a kid... and an adult.

[@tommovfx]

The way you reacted to this makes me think this isnt the fist time 🤣

[@joestr]

Haha I haven't seen this comment before. We used to say you weren't trying if you didn't crash at least once

[@RR-xu5xk]

I still have the scars from doing this at Collingwood, Ontario, Canada 30 years ago. It was hard to race because they set up a slow lane and a fast lane and it didnt really matter, most people were slow and you always caught up to them.

[@dethkl0k]

I tipped one of these bad boys over years ago, ended up with some gnarly slide rash on my elbow. Still didn't slow down, just like this effin legend!

[@Glostahdude]

I went a couple times as a teenager/young adult…. Definitely a BLAST!!! So much fun!

[@stevoplex]

I skied down one of these. It was closed for the season and covered with fresh snow. I climbed over the fence and started skiing, faster and faster (couldn't stop in that narrow channel). It was terrifying!

[@electron2601]

You're nuts!

[@jimfree0]

Fantastic run! It looks like you were wall-climbing on the inside corner here (0:33) and that caught the rear right wheel and flipped the cart; was there something on the track? Did you pump the brakes in the turn? Seems like you should have been just coming out of a graceful arc on the outside wall instead of flipping. I ask this so that I have pre-course feel when we line up opposite each other for championship! :)

[@ewinter9021]

Kind of poetic he falls right after the huge sign that says "SLOW" and he doesn't slow down. Though im glad he wasn't injured.

[@joestr]

Just a bit of road rash on the arm. Glad i had the camera

[@steveo252]

This is terrifying, I’ve been on one of these before and they have safeties in place that control your speed. If you are going too fast or getting too close to the person in front of you it would automatically slow you down.

[@justmeisthatok7990]

Love this place! Got the mountains, skiing in winter, waterbeds and hotubs in hotel with great mountains views,although I've been away from N.H. for way too long. Want to go back and beat my slide time!

[@PastelPiku]

That crash could've gone way worse, glad you're okay dude lol

[@bandgeek2499]

When the first slow signs appeared, I was like "Slow? Why slow? That's boring." And then he crashed 😂 I would've done the same thing!

[@tommylynch7887]

i did the same one a few years ago and remember seeing a girl on the side of the track down clutching her arm. i felt bad for her

[@vaocl]

:(

[@Kaslidaughterofchaos]

This is why you don’t ride concrete slides, just go on a Aline coaster same thing but you don’t have the risk of dying.

[@thomasmcginnis3783]

*Nice ride!* All I remember from mine was a double-humped-then-flat-spot thing on which I went sideways, slide alllllllll the way across that flat spot, ground 15-20 flat spots off my skin, and weeped like a sponge for the next two days. "Ewwww!" They should tell you not to go for PRs with shorts+t-shirt. 😵‍💫

[@gonzalo384]

No llevan cascos? Mucha velocidad, bordes de cemento por todos lados, muy peligroso.

[@a_Desty]

"Oh crap I lost my arm... Yeah well, let's continue!"

[@joestr]

Only 1 way down

[@scimitar9018]

good thing i have two

[@maxglide]

I did this in BlueMountain, Ontario in the 70s. Was so much fun! We would go so fast we would fly out of the track and smack into other people. We eventually got kicked off the track!

[@nunyaplayz]

got a sneaky suspicion you go there a bit 🤣😂 fantastic job catching them people up again 😂🤣👍

[@rickdavis32]

If you look at the black scuff marks on the side of the track it kinda states that brakes seldom works. Those scuff marks are from shoe soles!

[@miguelgomes6979]

Yesss

[@danm1319]

Nothing worse than betting behind a slow poke

[@joestr]

For real. Can give em like a 5min headstart and still catch up

[@entropybentwhistle]

What’s the weight limit for this ride? If a person is slightly over there might not be enough banking wall on the turns.

[@electron2601]

I rode this when I was 8.

[@webbertron007]

There is one in Uladulla Australia 🇦🇺 loved the slide but thought I would be smart and skip the huge line up for the chairlift. An hour later the guy at the end of the line up when I started walking. was chairlifting past me for a 2nd time. Bet his calf muscles weren't burning like mine. And I still had the steep ½ to go. ⚠️ WARNING Don't be smart like me take the chairlift.

[@evhfan-sr3np]

The squeak after he fell off though 😖

[@stevenjordan9497]

This reminds me of the waterslide in Kansas.

[@averyanderson6945]

I can feel the fiberglass track in my arms watching this 😬😬

[@___therodriaaxliveblood9416]

Uju, ya quisiera montarme ahí y desear en no caerme y volar fuera del camino, divertido nomás😅😀 Pd: 0:21 👍🏻

[@golfkey1]

Slow and steady always pays off in the end.

[@williammahoney6968]

For the risk adverse personality type, 100% true. In the end we all end up at the same destination - dead. In the meantime there's a risk/reward balance for all the experiences leading up to that, and for those who find fulfilment in adventure more risk is acceptable. Plus, there's no such thing as adventure without the element of risk. Without risk it's simply tourism, which is fine in it's own right.

[@zyex5633]

No

[@B.McAllister]

Yeah but that is just boring.

[@Processor609]

>Well they shouldn't've gave him the option in the first place

[@connor4891]

He literally was fine. Faster is funner if you can not be a wimp

[@lykos..]

I went in one of these in the summer. I did not slow down as asked and was nearly thrown out into the woodland. There was a hill right beside it. Amazing.

[@splyyu7520]

Bro last time I rode this my coaster was ass I didn’t know it until half way in the slide that the hands that make you go faster and brake didn’t work.... so I had no brakes

[@robadamson1]

When I first saw Alpine Slide I assumed it was the one in Park City. I have not been on one in years, but the clack clack clack of the track brings it right back! Easy way to lose some skin, but still a great time.

[@muchorelaxo5580]

There’s always one guy that can’t understand the Slow down signs.

[@marTn3]

Sometimes you get Lucky too and much more fun

[@JustAzer1]

Im not liking because the likes say 69

[@TheBaretg]

Great ride ! Where was it ?

[@iangardner2392]

There’s a brake for a reason. Also big sign that says SLOW. But someone wanted to big speed racer.

[@joestr]

Haha you got it. It was bragging rights as a kid to walk out of there with an injury

[@ryanthedigger1]

You sound kinda mad

[@MikeGuadango]

Brakes are for cowards. Full speed ahead

[@Dukers2300]

NooB

[@yashdubey7180]

Slide go brrrrr

[@sampgames8807]

I cant read the fisrt sing, SLUW?? WTf but the others yes. I never see this, it looks amazing, speedy and Im scared🤣🤣. Great video, good track and your Body Slide was amazing.

[@electron2601]

I remember riding this ride as a kid. I always thought that drop part was dangerous. I always felt like you could fall off the sides from the turns after it from the increased speed. I don't remember seeing signs there in the early 90s.

[@JESUCRISTOEsLAVERDAD-v8m]

John 14:6 Jesus said unto him, “I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life; no man cometh unto the Father, but by Me. John 3:18 “He that believeth in Him is not condemned; but He that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. Revelation 21 8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers,and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.” 1 Corinthians 6 18 Flee fornication. Every other sin which a man doeth is outside the body, but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. Matthew 12 45 Then goeth he, and taketh with himself seven other spirits more wicked than himself, and they enter in and dwell there; and the last state of that man is worse than the first. Even so shall it be also unto this wicked generation.” Romans 8:6 21st Century King James Version 6 For to be carnally minded is death, but to be spiritually minded is life and peace, Luke 12:20 21st Century King James Version 20 But God said unto him, ‘Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee. Then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided?’ 1 Timothy 5:6 21st Century King James Version 6 But she that liveth in pleasure is dead while she liveth. 1 Corinthians 6 9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the Kingdom of God? Be not deceived: Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor the effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10 nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners shall inherit the Kingdom of God. 1 John 2:17 21st Century King James Version 17 And the world passeth away and the lust thereof, but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever. Matthew 22:29 21st Century King James Version 29 Jesus answered and said unto them, “Ye do err, not knowing the Scriptures, nor the power of God. John 8:51 21st Century King James Version 51 Verily, verily I say unto you, if a man keep My saying, he shall never see death.” 2 John 9 21st Century King James Version 9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ hath both the Father and the Son. Titus 1:14 21st Century King James Version 14 not giving heed to Jewish fables and commandments of men who turn from the truth. 2 Peter 3:18 21st Century King James Version 18 But grow in grace and in the knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. To Him be glory both now and for ever. Amen. Romans 12:2 21st Century King James Version 2 And be not conformed to this world, but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God. Hebrews 9:24 21st Century King James Version 24 For Christ has not entered into the holy places made with hands, which are copies of the true, but into Heaven itself, now to appear in the presence of God for us. Colossians 2:10 21st Century King James Version 10 And ye are complete in Him, who is the head of all principality and power, Deuteronomy 6:14 21st Century King James Version 14 Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people who are round about you 2 Corinthians 11:14 21st Century King James Version 14 And no marvel, for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Jeremiah 7 18 The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke Me to anger. 1 Corinthians 10 20 But I say that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils and not to God; and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils. 1 Timothy 2:5 21st Century King James Version 5 For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, Deuteronomy 8 19 And it shall be, if thou at all forget the Lord thy God and walk after other gods, and serve them and worship them, I testify against you this day that ye shall surely perish. 1 John 5 20 And we know that the Son of God is come and hath given us an understanding, that we may know Him that is true; and we are in Him that is true, even in His Son Jesus Christ. This is the true God and Eternal Life. Acts 17 29 “For inasmuch, then, as we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like unto gold or silver or stone, graven by art and of man’s devising. Proverbs 14:12 21st Century King James Version 12 There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death. 1 John 4 3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh, is not of God; and such is the spirit of Antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come, and even now already it is in the world. 2 John 1 9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ hath both the Father and the Son. John 8:12 21st Century King James Version 12 Then spoke Jesus again unto them, saying, “I am the Light of the world. He that followeth Me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.” Mark 8 35 For whosoever will save his life shall lose it; but whosoever shall lose his life for My sake and the Gospel’s, the same shall save it. John 8 51 Verily, verily I say unto you, if a man keep My saying, he shall never see death.” John 17 3 And this is life eternal: that they might know Thee, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom Thou hast sent. 1 Timothy 2 5 For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, Acts 4 12 Neither is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men whereby we must be saved.” James 1 21 Therefore lay apart all filthiness and the superfluity of wickedness, and receive with meekness the engrafted Word, which is able to save your souls. John 11 25 Jesus said unto her, “I am the resurrection and the Life. He that believeth in Me, though he were dead, yet shall he live; 26 and whosoever liveth and believeth in Me shall never die. Believest thou this?” John 6 68 Then Simon Peter answered Him, “Lord, to whom shall we go? Thou hast the words of eternal life, Psalm 119 30 I have chosen the way of truth; Thy judgments have I laid before me. Psalm 119 11 Thy word have I hid in mine heart, that I might not sin against Thee. Romans 12 2 And be not conformed to this world, but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God. 1 Corinthians 2:5 21st Century King James Version 5 that your faith should not stand on the wisdom of man, but on the power of God. 1 Peter 5 8 Be sober, be vigilant, because your adversary the devil walketh about as a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour. 1 John 2 16 For all that is in the world - the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life - is not of the Father, but is of the world. 17 And the world passeth away and the lust thereof, but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever. James 1:21 21st Century King James Version 21 Therefore lay apart all filthiness and the superfluity of wickedness, and receive with meekness the engrafted Word, which is able to save your souls. 1 Corinthians 15 44 It is sown a natural body; it is raised a spiritual body. There is a natural body, and there is a spiritual body. 1 Thessalonians 5 9 For God hath not appointed us to wrath, but to obtain salvation by our Lord Jesus Christ John 3 18 “He that believeth in Him is not condemned; but He that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. John 3:36 21st Century King James Version 36 He that believeth in the Son hath everlasting life; and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God abideth on him.” Luke 6:5 21st Century King James Version 5 And He said unto them, “The Son of Man is Lord also of the Sabbath.” Matthew 22:29 21st Century King James Version 29 Jesus answered and said unto them, “Ye do err, not knowing the Scriptures, nor the power of God. John 5:29 21st Century King James Version 29 and shall come forth - they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life, and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation. John 8:12 21st Century King James Version 12 Then spoke Jesus again unto them, saying, “I am the Light of the world. He that followeth Me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.” John 8:32 21st Century King James Version 32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.” John 6:40 21st Century King James Version 40 And this is the will of Him that sent Me: that every one who seeth the Son and believeth in Him may have everlasting life, and I will raise him up at the Last Day.” Mark 13:13 21st Century King James Version 13 And ye shall be hated by all men for My name’s sake; but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. Revelation 14:12 21st Century King James Version 12 Here is the patience of the saints: here are they that keep the commandments of God, and the faith of Jesus. John 8:36 21st Century King James Version 36 If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed. Mark 13 31 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but My words shall not pass away.

[@tazionuvolari8142]

Congrats Joe! U earned a level up to GigaChad status!

[@paparafa8888]

I think it's dangerous but fun at the same time

[@kevinrussell5099]

About 20 years ago I crashed on this same ride. I'd taken a bunch of runs already with my kids and my daughter and I were going for our last run. She was young and getting tired so I carried her sled for her and when we got back to the start I made the mistake of giving her my sled, not knowing the brakes on hers weren't nearly as good as mine. I was blasting down the hill and hit the brake at the same spot coming into a slow zone, only to find out I didn't have a chance of slowing like I needed to. I got pitched onto my left side, still hanging onto the sled, and let me tell you, polished concrete can give you some serious road rash! I still have the burn scars and lack of pigment on my leg. Shorts are a bad idea on this beast if you want to go fast!

[@CHRISSY_024]

Man I'm on the edge of my seat while watching this...nerve-wracking

[@GG-sq4up]

Wow amazing I also want to do jungle safari like it 😄😅😆Lol imagine suddenly a bear comes on front of you

[@KriKri_]

Imagine if it was RCT2... He would literally be blown up

[@Zootopia96]

"Alpine Slide Attitash looks to scary for me"

[@wolverinefangowings]

@@Zootopia96 that's enough complaining. Into the death pool with you!

[@nkogliaz]

@@wolverinefangowings But did you watch them flail in the water until they sank and disappeared?

[@madscience1221]

Oh my god this brings back memories... I went on this thing like, 10 years ago as a kid and the (older) kid in front of me wouldn't stop telling me the story about how he skinned his elbow going down this thing. Good times, glad to see someone captured this before all the corporate kerfuffle took place :)

[@DeffoNotToucan]

This looks insanely dangerous. Is it?

[@joestr]

No its safe. There is a big brake handle you can pull inbetween your legs at any time. Many kids and older people ride it.

[@NicoleTongue]

I rode the Alpine Slide in NH as many as 28 yrs ago! I was just a kid and I LOVED IT!!!

[@dibble1331]

You see that big ass sign with the very bold letters that say “SLOW”? That means you’re supposed to slow down.

[@williamkiely9523]

I flew off of that thing many years ago. It is a blast to ride down.

[@V0W4N]

*Gets yeeted out of the track * Oh no! Anyways...

[@nailedittv2121]

He was reading the signs but they were just wrong. He wasnt going slow at all

[@heavytv31]

C'est impressionnant quand le motard est debout respect

[@ПашокТВ]

Wow he was riding even without this thing

[@bluewolf5925]

We had one of these at Mount Hood in Oregon. In the early 90's my cousin and myself went to ride the alpine slide. We were both dirt bike riders. So, we raced each other all the time. We bought a 10 pack of ticket to ride the slide. After the 2nd ride I noticed if you moved up as far as you could to the brake you would go faster. On the 4th run I told my cousin to move up as far as you can on the sled. He went first. I was hauling ass. I was almost flying off the corners. Then out of nowhere is my cousin standing in the track. He crashed and was trying to get his sled back on the track. I slammed into him at a real high speed. Sent him flying. I told him to get on his sled fast before we get hit by the next rider. He had so much road rash. He was tore up. We never did go back.

[@robertlworley]

Oh man, that looks fun!!!

[@joestr]

Tons of fun!

[@StatickyCat]

It's nice to see that he was perfectly fine after crashing. Lucky!

[@joestr]

All fine except for a little road rash