"Alright Campers, Today We're Gonna [REDACTED]"

[@joeybar.]

HEY I HAVE TWITTER NOW HMU twitter.com/joeybaryt?s=21&t=01Xzx2gX3qgF38Of7Ry5yQ DISCORD: discord.gg/2NyFnF9RKu

[@TheRealLegoDocOck]

Chuck Norris?

[@EpikRamdon]

Walter white?

[@hybridvenom9]

Jack Horner and Death

[@Bruno-yd1di]

Bogos binted?

[@hybridvenom9]

@@Bruno-yd1di It would be great if that was a video like jack Horner and death

[@Oxijinn_]

Technically eating Lapis would just mean eating light, but knowing Chris he'd quite literally expect them to eat the literal gemstone.

[@ExDixionconderoga]

Ayo “eating lapis”?

[@Oxijinn_]

@the 3 fates yeah but it’s Chris we’re talking about. He’d probably make them either eat the whole thing or shards, he honestly might just ban pulverising it that far

[@justmyluck624]

@the 3 fates Owen would just swallow it whole, whichever team has him on it immediately wins.

[@Darkwolf-we8yp]

Guess you could say that eating one of the Gems could be considered a "Light Meal". ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[@Oxijinn_]

@@Darkwolf-we8yp … Am I pulling the trigger or do you want to do the honours?

[@cipherking4798]

Chris is the current state of Hollywood in physical form

[@robhasahead8736]

As someone who's been to Hollywood I can attest to that. Chris is a wonderful man that brings me closer to the culture I have consumed all my life. He makes me feel connected to others and relaxed when gazing on his beautiful beaches.

[@just_that_dude]

I don't mean rhetorically or poetically or in any other fancy way... I am Hollywood straight up.

[@robhasahead8736]

@@just_that_dude and I love you Hollywood!

[@Mongoosesummoner]

Nah. Chris isn't NEARLY that evil.

[@just_that_dude]

@@Mongoosesummoner doesn't he constantly let his interns die? Does he ever severely endanger species, humans, and island's?

[@spectralknightgaming8364]

Steven thought Jack was bad but Chris is on a whole other level

[@nachomind4531]

Jack is evil, but Chris is the devil, no he is worst, in orden they are like 1.Chris 2.Jack 3. Velma writters (stupid doesn't mean evil, but you know, for make sure) 4. Satan

[@sneakymcbadguy5121]

At least Jack never tried to hurt Steven at most they’re just kinda frenemies, Chris actually murdered Steven

[@banjo9158]

@@nachomind4531 You can put devil even lower, he constantly lose to cuphead, he hasn't won agains't cuphead, once. and cuphead is just a kid.

[@cipherology]

chris went to prison.

[@splendidspecimin]

@@banjo9158 i dont think hes talking about THAT devil.

[@IcyDiamond]

I like the implication that Joey is the true villain for Steven Universe in these videos, always forcing him to meet with pure evil people who will do nothing but treat him like dirt

[@megafox3753]

And forcing him to be bitched out

[@IcyDiamond]

@IliketoDraw *I am infinite*

[@manoluigisupershow1411]

Except for Peppino, he's ok

[@Bentons-Crib]

i wish i could do that

[@Gonzas97]

Evil people is against steven? Thats being based, not evil.

[@Trukmuche1]

I love how Chris is classified as "destroyer of innocence" in the wiki. It really describes him perfectly.

[@rolay7730]

I really want a Total Drama season with super powered characters now.

[@creativeguy1martinez693]

That reminds me of an older film titled All Superheroes Must Die, which is Saw but with depowered superheroes

[@keylimepython641]

I'm working on a fanfic for that...

[@rolay7730]

@@keylimepython641 if that isn't a joke I might actually read it.

[@keylimepython641]

@@rolay7730 It is not a joke. It is a superpowered crossover total drama fanfic featuring characters from the original series gaining superpowers and competing alongside Ben 10 and a few others.

[@fakeemail6815]

​@@keylimepython641 I'm interested

[@KmartNotWalmart]

I need to see Chris and Jack Horner making the most devious challenge of all time. What that challenge will be is up to you

[@Tari_10_Editz]

Oh I know, a combination of all the challenges in total drama

[@SATURNZFLOW]

"Today campers we will be hunting one of the campers, we will take votes to see who's hunted. You get a bow, spear, and traps to set up. You have 1 hour to find them." Then they both get popcorn to watch the carnage

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

​@@SATURNZFLOW "Oops! Someone accidentally left the safety on!" "Accidentally?"

[@Wroar2020s]

Cok and bal torture

[@chinsaw2727]

I wonder who would betray who first

[@PIB2000]

Chris: "Okay, campers. I finished my snack break, now back to-where is everyone?" Jack: *burps*

[@purpleemerald5299]

Chris: “JACK!? YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO EAT THE OTHER CONTESTANTS! Now the whole show is ruined! The producers are going to kill me…” Jack: “That sounds like more of a “you” problem. Anyways, I totally won, right?” Chris: “…..” Jack: “Chris?” Chris: *”ALRIGHT CAMPERS, I HAVE A NEW CHALLENGE FOR YOU…”* **cocks BFG**

[@shoffman678]

Jack:*runs* Chris:I want you eaten Jack:ahhhhhhh Chris:gonna get you Jack:heads home

[@The_Gibinator]

Total drama island was a goated show fr

[@LessGo7921]

That show really doesn’t get talked abt enough compared to most CN shows tbh 😂

[@The_Gibinator]

@@LessGo7921 fr man the original total drama island was my childhood

[@lilveltheplayer2164]

@@LessGo7921 maybe because anything after the second season isn't that great.

[@LessGo7921]

@@lilveltheplayer2164 tbh not even the 2nd one was great. Imo the 4th season (first one with the new cast) and the spin off season were the only other very good seasons

[@Jdudec367]

@@LessGo7921 eh season 2 was good too and what was the spin off season again?

[@2weird2be]

Bro when Chris said “I start thinking” then started to dance I died 💀💀

[@soniablunt4693]

I’m sure Jack Horner and Chris McLean would have fun together doing lots of totally 100% legal activities:)

[@purpleemerald5299]

The question is…who turns on the other first?

[@soniablunt4693]

@@purpleemerald5299 hmmmmmm….they’d probably just turn on each other at the same time tbh

[@orkaydk9430]

@@purpleemerald5299 stop

[@purpleemerald5299]

@@orkaydk9430 Never. I must know.

[@blackgalaxite6448]

I think people tend to forget that in the event that reasoning or peacemaking doesn't work, Steven goes to violence to make things stop. He'd definitely try to beat his ass if it got to that point.

[@megamojo1041]

Then pretty much self destruct from guilt after. (unless it's Kevin)

[@notatimetraveler6444]

@@megamojo1041 well judging from the Kevin interaction, if Chris gives Steven a horrible time then he shouldn’t have much issue with guilt.

[@bulbybuds]

post-future steven would probably just concede and move on cuz hes mentally healthy (unless the situation is dire). classic steven would reluctantly hurt the aggressor and future steven would beat the aggressor's ass without hesitation

[@anastasiaalimova5452]

I mean, he kinda killed someone in the last season, and wanted to do it again

[@purpleemerald5299]

@@bulbybudsThe Three Stages of Steven: 1. “Please, don’t make me do this!” 2. *_”I’M GONNA FUCKING DO IT!”_* 3. *”Man, I’m fucking done…”*

[@LessGo7921]

Even despite his superpowers or whatever, Steven wouldn’t last more than one episode on that show 😂

[@Story_Ends_Now09]

Even Ezekiel will last longer 💀

[@LessGo7921]

@@Story_Ends_Now09 Zeke was a goat and the writers didn’t realize it smh 😂

[@Dread379]

He would find the item to win a challenge and then proceed to give it to someone else and then get disqualified

[@LessGo7921]

@@Dread379 sounds abt right. At least when someone like Cam for instance was generous he waited until the season finale to do it 😂

[@purpleemerald5299]

Chris would catapult him off the island himself because he keeps healing the mutated wasteland and saving contestants, thus severely lowering ratings.

[@LegoReader12345hello]

I guess Chris was able to go through with that cannibilistic challenge he requested in the episode where Trent and DJ fell off a plane and landed via parachute.

[@tellg0t090]

I love the fact this interaction would be more realistic to if Steven was a real person trying to change the minds of real people like he's nor redeeming a murderous psychopath but forced to realize that others might not share his morals or even care and just keep going anyways

[@purpleemerald5299]

You mean like with Aquamarine, Eyeball, Navy, Holly Blue Agate, that one Lapis and Jasper? Sure, they still had to get their asses kicked, but…then again, so do some real people I guess?

[@mhelm0225]

I like to imagine that Steven is the only one that says anything because the other contestants are so desensitized to the shit Chris makes them do every episode.

[@willow5945]

Imagine an interaction between Fluttershy and The Mighty Monarch.

[@gustavogutierrez6568]

The whole thing will end up with 21 and dr Mrs the monarch beating fluttershy after she made the monarch cry

[@willow5945]

@@gustavogutierrez6568 I dunno, Fluttershy kicks pretty hard. Are you sure they could take her?

[@gustavogutierrez6568]

@@willow5945 21 had a fight with brock fucking Samson and lived they were almost at the same level and he made it almost unharmed so yes

[@willow5945]

@@gustavogutierrez6568 Okay, but Fluttershy once kicked a fully laden cart and it went flying. She also has the ability to paralyze you through sheer willpower, and (in some continuities) to grow to immense size. On top of this, she's married to Discord, who's probably friends with Killinger.

[@Robot-xn8fu]

That Woud Be The Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen Period

[@d_shadow.]

I didnt think doobus goobus could even have a discount version, until I saw this guy

[@joeybar.]

thanks

[@vhstudios3775]

Gracias!!!

[@Wyi-the-rogue]

Ur a w

[@slipperybiscuits7928]

I've rewatched this masterpiece over and over... It's enough to make a grown man cry...

[@mackenziegivens6061]

Poor Steven would run himself ragged tryna keep Chris from killing the campers. 😅

[@purpleemerald5299]

By the end of the season they’d all be fucking pink zombies.

[@absolutecreature7217]

To be honest, Chris being a cannibal isn’t even that far fetched. My guy is batshit insane already fjfkfkgjgj

[@miloatharv9166]

0:13 this scene fit perfect with the voice over

[@FloridaManEvolved]

"How about the Rock?" Had me laughing.

[@brettpayne8409]

The villains wiki page got me 😂

[@beanie1694]

As a person who has seen every episode of every season of Total drama 50 times I can confirm Chris do be hitting different.

[@thekrakenking4509]

Chris McClean gives off more black AirForce energy than any other character and it’s not even close.

[@rileylane3676]

The G O T C H A at the end had me 💀

[@purpleemerald5299]

That confirmed to me that Chris is an all-powerful primordial entity that exists solely to spread chaos for his own personal amusement.

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

What would his greatest fear be for that challenge? Not being able to talk someone out of being evil and then immediately forgiving them for all their evil deeds

[@purpleemerald5299]

Besides killing someone? Eating meat. I’m serious.

[@EXXTREMEGAMER5600]

its hilarious because chris had went to prison for progressively slowly going insane on total drama

[@MushBunny]

They’re both CN so it can be cannon if we pray hard enough.

[@spacewar]

Imagine if one of the new contestants was a huge SU fan and acted this way.

[@purpleemerald5299]

You mean DJ? Or that blonde hippie chick I forget the name of? Or that one nerdy-you know what, I think they’ve actually done a few hyper-pacifistic characters…

[@kitthekat04]

“Ch-Chris you don’t have to do this! You can change!”

[@robhasahead8736]

Do you pray to the Michael Jackson Album released on September 7th 1987? Because this sounds like BAD FAITH! HOO!!! HEE HEE!!! JAMONE! DA! OW!

[@purpleemerald5299]

@@robhasahead8736That is something I can unironically see Chris randomly yelling out as a response in the later seasons.

[@ouncerton]

“Alright campers, today’s challenge is to..” He stopped for a second, and his expression turned softer. “Campers, you are real, right? Right??” Chris stopped squinting his eyes, as it was straining them to try and stop the hallucinations from fading away. “You’re gone.. Everyone’s gone.” He muttered. “Not.. Cool.. He grabbed a shotgun slowly, walking to the dock of shame. He sat down and peered into the water. “That means.. Chris McLean has been eliminated.” He whispered, slowly raising the gun.

[@zachduperron8543]

Joey’s content keeps getting better and better! Keep up the good work man!

[@bclynch30]

I love these crossovers with Steven

[@GarfieldAtLasganaParty]

This is why I love Chris 😂

[@gundamenjoyer217]

“ *G O T C H A* ” * violently attacks and consumes Steven in a matter of seconds *

[@yinyangyt8749]

You can voice anyone. I swear

[@Solanin0803]

Chris makes me so angry, no matter who does him lol

[@jhawkshaw]

Steven losing faith in humanity speedrun

[@then.c.c.9590]

"Imagine an interaction with these two" The First who takes his Gem wins... Dead or Alive

[@a-10warthog40]

Total drama island was ahead of it's time

[@sodaanimates4862]

Imagine an interaction between rock lee and Chris

[@Ratface0007]

And nothing of value was lost

[@Kirbo710]

i like how joey just doesnt give a shit anymore

[@joeybar.]

that's my secret kirbo i never did

[@shadow_man9341]

This is something he would very much do in the new seasons

[@DRofYouTube]

my legitimate reaction was "bro what the fuck" in an amused way

[@hypersevy]

This is basically most evil person of all of cartoons vs goody two shoes

[@robhasahead8736]

Of course a typist male like yourself could never understand the true power of the Steven male. Smh.

[@sadikicaine4881]

Good ol Steven, tried to kill white, killed a person,despises Kevin, Universe goody two shoes...

[@CovertableGaming]

I've possible never laughed at something as hard as I did with just the "GOTCHA"

[@HandleHandle145]

Alright... this video was definitely not what I was expecting

[@RiotShieldMan]

GOTCHA!!!!!! Man, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when that happened.

[@hypnoticskull6342]

As a kid, I always asked how Chris has been able to not be put in prison for war crimes

[@purpleemerald5299]

…Technically he was. I’m pretty sure the _only_ thing stopping war crimes from being among his numerous charges was there wasn’t a war.

[@hypnoticskull6342]

​@@purpleemerald5299 And then he was bailed out by Chef

[@humanity_moment.]

​@@hypnoticskull6342 He just got put in prison for federal crimes, not war crimes. He was never in the military. Chef was, though.

[@Sraxton]

most generic protagonist meets one of the coolest antiheroes of all time

[@Marlon-zr9pt]

Plankton’s family O: 0:45

[@Shrekperson]

*When you’ve been on an island for as long as I have you start thinking*

[@luminous.iolite]

YOUR IMPRESSION OF CHRIS IS AMAZING 😭😭😭

[@commanderblackheart5856]

God forbid Jack and Chris ever team up, Steven wouldn't stand a chance!

[@wolfjacket551]

Eat this rock No Alright how about the rock. That one got me for some reason

[@MaxiMaliXis]

Oh come on, you can't eat Rock Johnson, but he can eat YOU

[@T_E_G]

The fact that they're doing the same pose 💀

[@commonwriternext]

I did intentionally choose those pngs of the characters (I'm the original poster of the tweet)

[@T_E_G]

​@@commonwriternext Idk if it's a coincidence but it's scarily funny 😭

[@matlopez1239hhg]

Imagine Steven Universe meets Kenny from South Park.

[@InsertQuarterPlz]

Chris:Campers its been 1 second- I was rolling on the floor bruh😂

[@abetternamethanthat6273]

we had to sell this gem because of budget cuts

[@monkdonk4095]

Tbf,Chris did started up as a decent Guy that spiral to madness and even then,most campers don't agree with his BS Challenges most of the time

[@Garfield_Minecraft]

the rock LOL wth never expecting that

[@yazidefirenze]

"Alright campers! Today's challenge is to see if you can survive an angsty teen who's been stressed out of his mind and is currently rampaging around a city as a pink Godzilla!"

[@JustALittleAcoustic]

“Eat this rock!” “Ok how about THE rock!” you cant eat the rock the rock eats you

[@purange]

why is this the best steven meets x scenario so far

[@robhasahead8736]

Because you are brainwashed into believing the Ditko narrative. Wake up. Embrace the Steven Male. Honor Tradition.

[@X2011racer]

"Campers! We got some dude who transformed into a monster, and he's destroying the island! Whoever can put a stop him will win immunity! I don't care what you do, slay him, tame him, whatever! Stop him from destroying the island!"

[@jorbertfivesevenaetree5043]

Getting a video titled “your next” recommended to me after this was a crazy experience.

[@ishanaprabhakar7542]

This is so nuts but now I do want them to interact with or without cannibalism

[@Monody512]

"Alright, what about fruit? Surely you won't have any problem eating this watermelon, right?" > It's a watermelon Steven

[@alithe_epic]

as a Steven universe fan and tdi fan I confirm this is true

[@CosmicKiddo0]

"So you traumatize Teenagers?" "Oh, no no... I was the one who got traumatized"

[@axolotl-lover2267]

Did anyone else see the title image tweet and have their mind completely blank on how the interaction would go or is it just me?

[@jessicapinkman-xm2eg]

this is so accurate

[@Maczcheese]

Steven has been trapped on an island too

[@alol_x4353]

To be fair, if he did eat someone their flesh would just be revived in his mouth. That sounds traumatising

[@Manzana1C]

Oh no, Steven has breached containment. He was broken the 4th wall.

[@Sammy_the_best_there_ever_was]

There's actually this one dude that reviews horror movies who sounds exactly like Chris to a T to the point I thought it was a Chris impression

[@Shark_cool]

Steven should've said "That's my aunt"!

[@victoriouswinner7745]

child forced to cannibalize imaginary friends by homeless schizophrenic, what happens next is TRAGIC

[@ensaladadefandoms4836]

I need Steven and Black Hat corporation

[@Sup_-vq8be]

That shit would be so bizarre that I can’t even imagine it 😭

[@EvaIdk__Romania]

"Ok, how about THE rock?!" PFHSHHSHWUAHAHAHAH

[@heatherzwig]

Chris would obliterate Steven for the ratings

[@KyoOnTheInternet]

my friend sent me an image with him in a landing craft full of US soldiers saying "Alright campers, today's challenge will be a hard one!"

[@goldenyam3010]

Chris and jack Horner would be a legendary battle

[@tribaltreegoat]

alright campers today we'll be sacrificing a lamb to our dark lord cthulu

[@krealyesitisbeta5642]

"GOTCHA." *LAW AND ORDER: Special victims unit*

[@JandroD]

Now that's funny. Keep tormenting Steven!

[@Flinch9000]

Neat. Found this on the recommendations, and it’s pretty funny.

[@lightyearpig12]

Chris: I'm surprised you managed to survive all those challenges unscathed, kiddo! Steven: My life is in constant danger even by the standards of other kid heroes like me, I'm used to it.

[@connorschumann-sc1gl]

Interaction between jack horner and the Pinocchio from the stop motion movie

[@humbleebumblee]

0:48 unlocked ancient memories I forgot I had

[@bigdappa2567]

"alright campers, whoever can properly give therapy to steven universe wins"

[@Tari_10_Editz]

Chris is lying on the island thing, heck, the island's not even real, they're living in civilization this whole time

[@spacehunternebulanm7003]

Can you smell what The Rock is cookin'? No, sorry, The Rock is the one who got cooked...

[@alexandrews6256]

I don't think those gemstones are digestible, if someone had it, they can fulfill their vore fantasies with those rocks