It is too early in the Tarkov wipe for AquaFPS to go insane...

[@colbywillard]

I loved when aqua threw away a brand new AK for a clapped 74u

[@raysheng5724]

Didn't even transfer the buttpad over either :( And if he wanted the scope he could've just transferred it over to his rifle instead of swapping the entire gun

[@noise3312]

Aqua still plays like he’s never seen a computer before and has no idea what the funny sparkles are onscreen. However many hours and still can’t do basic shit that beginner players can already do, the reaction time of a paralyzed dementia patient, and he has the spatial awareness of someone who’s been blindfolded, gagged, put in a latex bag so they can’t move, fitted with noise cancelling headphones and left in a room for 4 years straight only being given the basic necessities to survive, then released and thrown onto a German nightclub dance floor and told to breakdance. We wouldn’t have it any other way

[@colbywillard]

@@noise3312 🙏 amen

[@puracheach]

That why we love Grandpa Aqua

[@MeatVision]

It's the Aqua way

[@churlish]

“Remember, switching to your third primary weapon is always faster than reloading” - Aqua 10:10

[@BOKNOKB7]

Too bad he didn't check those corners

[@RaptorFaceRumble]

Aqua's loot management never ceases to amaze me.

[@marcor18a]

What management?

[@madtaylormn]

Its auto sorted.

[@taylor228]

@@madtaylormn that's stash sorting. He is not referring to that.

[@SkiddySquid]

Same

[@RandomSaucer]

it's almost unbelievable how shit he can still be at managing loot

[@TheMadMedek]

Watching Aqua look down at a dead scav while running and nearly succumb to greed as he’s getting shot at, had me nervous

[@heissim]

Aqua is like the most humble, down to earth and happy Tarkov streamer out there. He makes dying in raid something to chuckle about.

[@sergioq94]

That’s why he’s fucking bad also

[@jackbull4332]

fav time of the year is wipe to see the new aqua videos

[@vestructor713]

Aqua actually putting loot into an inventory positive rig and then taking the rig makes me happy.

[@incognitojohn2594]

Must play Tarkov. Must play Tarkov. Must play Tarkov

[@joshuafurlong5270]

one more can of tushonka..... just one more....

[@Bistinglolwut]

im not addicted! ur addicted!

[@phoenixsui]

Until the pistol kill mission pops up and all the motivation suddenly went from 100% to 0%.

[@cody5903]

@@phoenixsui use the 1911 with 45 FMJ. Killed 3 PMCs in one raid. Streets and Factory best map for cqc

[@blax140]

@@phoenixsui that one isn't even hard to be fair just run armour and you're literally invincible to all the pistoling's

[@zef4482]

Is he really going insane if he was born that way.

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

He was _born_ a _G A M I N G F R E A K ..!_

[@pancreasjuggler155]

He's going insaner

[@wayleygg]

He is, after all, Captain INSANO

[@TimmayRat]

Maybe it’s maybelline

[@krakenkill]

3 bleeds, takes pain meds first 10/10

[@teufelshund5691]

i was looking for this comment lol

[@gattocake]

I know this is Aqua but why did he drop a pristine AK-74M with buttpad for a trashed AKS-74U? Has his goblin brain truly been fried?

[@annguyenlehoang7779]

Its Aqua things so its normal for me 😂

[@igorbrown3756]

I'm pretty sure he insured it but then again maybe he went full retard

[@sorappoli5137]

I swear to god Aqua must be one of the most genuinely entertaining twitch channels with how unhinged he can be. The sounds, scenes, music, everything.

[@NomisChild1]

I forgot about the wipe they gave us all a ton of BP! I thought I erased it from my memory but it was just supressed

[@Detman101]

CLIP: "It's a shotgun...it'll work!!" 😂

[@narax2811]

Giving advices while wearing a korund with a 4 magazine broken 153, is that the multiverse ?

[@JivetheSuperTurkey]

Aqua's cult is one where the leader is constantly tortured by his followers. It's revolutionary

[@Diroxas]

I like how Aqua pulled a classic Aqua move by not taking the bridge extract (he had the cash) and then dying while running through the entire map :D

[@junkyvision713]

Bro his sub music is torture why would he do that to himself 😂😂😂

[@sebasteanjanzen1210]

Second channel gets a video and now this!? It is truly a blessed day. Praise be the Gout Lord

[@yournamethere123]

I dont die with quest items on woods, i hide in a bush until i have just enough time to rush to extract. works like a charm, there are never players around after 15 mins left on woods

[@AIMTgames]

hey aqua i loved this o much thank you to you and all your friends who help you make this content for us all to enjoy it truly helps me with my day :)

[@Grand-Massive]

Yeah the trader timers can be off by a couple minutes. I try to be there two minutes before reset if I need something. Then I just spam refresh. Very annoying.

[@spookd8700]

I remember watching this live with the repeat pipipi song and I still wanna blow my brains out

[@AncientYorm]

Why you never using ctr+click? WHY?

[@skaboy765]

I had a 19 percent SR last wipe. I blame my character and his gout.

[@slendian]

I had 20% but my scav rep was like 7.5 so i was rich on kits 🤣

[@StrangeMattTv]

What's that weird wailing song in the background at like 15:57

[@kanakahh]

Don’t suck. Love you

[@thepredator4207]

The fawking PeePees make my world go round xD

[@tygohs1lily211]

Aqua I Lvl 7 And I Reached 2 Million Rupees/Roubles!

[@alduinmenendez]

Aqua is gonna be sorry he dropped that rubber buttpad.

[@scizzyboss8701]

1:32 made me laugh

[@buggysass]

13:41 aqua’s literally been in there before 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@themack9933]

The way to do well early wipe is with a Mosin you still one tap most people head and thorax because the gear is so bad. Just need to hit your shots and move around. Dont be scared of tarkov shooter

[@Perketti1]

no mosin bullets one taps thorax

[@themack9933]

@@Perketti1 well shit I hit a lot of head shots then I just figured some had to be thorax perhaps I'm just Tarkoving others.

[@unfairlandmine8727]

why does aqua always look sleep deprived and hella baked

[@rogasgaming1493]

Video was very nice, thank you!

[@LogicRat]

ayo why his machinery key and unknown key 40 durability

[@TheCooPeer]

12:50 WHY IS HE NOT TAKING THE VEHICLE EXTRACT?! Aqua will never learn this game, huh?

[@Wisdawms]

And you will never learn to stop expecting aqua to do something a normal human would do

[@cornheadahh]

Why doesn't Aqua keep more bags and weapons in his stash?

[@criticviking]

haven't had gout since 2020 now hopefully another gout free year for you and me aqua x gout free year 2023 lets go

[@firefightszz]

No, it’s never too early.

[@imsim6064]

I laughed a lot in this video. No because of the funny stuff but because you're bad. Great video

[@sovietshoes952]

Aqua was insane from the start, he just didn't realize it.

[@DerSattler]

Oh god the 1k bp ammo that bsg gave. Thanks aqua my ptsd from back then came back xD

[@andynorth1776]

I'm waiting for the day that Aqua drops the act and starts playing as well as he actually can. He's legitimately much better than he leads on and I can't wait until he finally Hulks out and starts clapping cheeks like the Chad he is.

[@Rathios1337]

Aqua throwing away his full durability 74M for a skav 74U hurt me.

[@jackalj8571]

A crisp 480p 👌

[@DavidDrops]

Anyone notice he says he needs an mp-133 at the start 1:04 but can’t buy it (sold out) but in his first raid he drops one 2:42 like what…

[@joeysaylor6410]

Hair looks better than usual

[@marblemarble7113]

It only took aqua 4 years to finally get good

[@DarkLightGaming117]

That theme song though.

[@TheUnaBoomer]

I got killed 5 times in a row yesterday it was rough

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

*puts custom key in container* *goes to woods*

[@SirNavette]

I love this title

[@ellieblaber4243]

audio is soooo broken still, use binaural and get 15 fps or turn it off and about half the bush noises and who knows what else just doesnt play at all but at least i get 60fps then

[@ObidO1997]

I MUST KNOW THE SONG I MUST

[@williamleech1422]

Cool a new video

[@Schmovin]

Nah not him leaving the sks stock that barters for San tape

[@frozensilence6173]

WHAT IS THIS MUSIC I WANT IT

[@Detman101]

The power of the PEEPEY grants a successful raid!!!

[@DavZeugme]

DARK PIPI!!

[@poglordz2810]

good evening Mr. Aqua

[@CaptainAugust]

X Files > Twilight Zone

[@plavi8415]

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you

[@noise3312]

THANK FUCK It’s a copypasta. Jesus Christ I was honestly disgusted, but after I commented I was like “This is way to creepy to be real” and I googled it, thank fuck.

[@churlish]

@@noise3312 Thank you for your service, I was about to call a trauma helpline

[@plavi8415]

@@noise3312 That was from his stream , people were spamming same copypasta 🤣

[@noise3312]

@@plavi8415 lmao I know, you scared me for a second.

[@dome_piece__2613]

my dads insane

[@chain-wallet]

aquas wifes boyfriend is definately jason momoa. why settle for aquafps when you can have aquaMAN.

[@RevanBartus]

You know it's bad when Aqua has more money than you :(

[@cleetus405]

Milk

[@hopdig]

Perfectly Cut

[@hopdig]

'carved to perfection

[@cosmicvcosmic]

Come back to us Aqua 🐀

[@gladlawson61]

Kiss Wednesday is back on

[@draydenseefried7777]

I think that was my friends on factory im sorry aqua

[@rubberdux7746]

This is 5 star editing. The on-screen talent is meh, but the editing!

[@stevensheets7217]

Yes pa pa

[@tygohs1lily211]

I Found Gas Station Office Room Key!

[@SuperKingash]

3:32 your wifes boyfriend?

[@coronergg]

not first but not last

[@coronergg]

what am i watching at 5 am lol

[@gurkin7191]

grugurk

[@f.m7494]

I just uninstalled tarkov for the 3rd time in my life and it will be the last honestly shit game done nope Voipers screaming the N word head eyed over and over nope

[@beastpig801]

Get a mullet

[@hellahtrash]

Your wife's boyfriend? 🤨

[@N473]

DO YOU WANNA WEAR COOL CLOTHES????

[@silverglove2012]

No sks collection weak.

[@flex_snake]

day 3 of commenting until aqua plays skate bird

[@ryanf6651]

i swear to god i love this guy lol

[@tubby800]

here in the first hundered cause I'm cool and important

[@TheSilentpigs100]

I got scammed

[@samuelsylven3309]

Poggers

[@chillguyace]

5 minute gang

[@paulpietschinski3282]

It pains me to watch Aqua loot.

[@pedroescoberry4267]

poor

[@sylvesterbroich4769]

aquas focus on shootout picknick annoys me immensely

[@kadevanschindel5218]

This wipe sucks. I got flea early morning day 3 of wipe, haven't played since. Haven't even collected my insurance or anything, done with this game.

[@candyaxe45]

What about this wipe is so bad compared to others?

[@kadevanschindel5218]

@@candyaxe45 cracked scavs and depreciating fun from doing the same things over and over again (like anhedionia but not depression based, more like an indifference curve).

[@Ripdinklson]

This wipes been the worst one for me i legit cant complete any quests at all i keep dying to some bs i actually quit this wipe and its the first week thats how bad it is. I cant do things alone in this game for the life of me

[@billbaggins1688]

i MISS sAM

[@michaelkartman3543]

Than why don’t you watch him instead 😉 5head

[@DrSensenmann]

The question is why did Aqua not use the Car on woods 🥸😅