The Insane Story of 'Red Alert' Terribly Summarized.

[@AlternateHistoryHub]

The Amazon is burning, and Hong Kong is in protest. Instead I made this atrocity. Videos of actual value up next.

[@julianodobler2782]

Lmfao u maniac

[@viktorasrousis1015]

Faith in God is our only hope now.

[@petrcasar8516]

This is clearly more important Cody

[@leumnewman8772]

are you saying the horrible scourge of kapitalism isnt worthy of discussion?

[@hansolo3154]

Bold of you to assume this isn't top priority

[@Tentaculat]

The biggest achivement of the Red Alert franchise is creating one of the best songs in gaming history

[@RRW359]

Most of the songs in C&C are great.

[@klen7642]

Yeep

[@isaacimes3487]

Absolutely love me some Klepaki tunes

[@davel.5871]

Cue Hell March on repeat

[@boxcarz]

Or the Soviet MArch.

[@rydemk4168]

A Laser coming out of mount rushmore to destroy the soviets is one of the most American things I’ve ever heard.

[@smellincoffee]

Teddy Roosevelt would most DEFINITELY approve.

[@baconous689]

AMMMERICA

[@Zurgo-fl1kx]

BY THE POWER OF GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!

[@Oshawatt]

Smiles in Roosevelt

[@SpiralingUniverses]

A faint sound of eagles screeching in the distance

[@bettercallsaal]

I’m convinced that Red Alert is a satire within a satire within a satire and it’s just too good.

[@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917]

CM HW I have “hated” EA since like forever.

[@artistwithouttalent]

"A satire wrapped in a parody inside a send-up." -Probably Not Winston Churchill.

[@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917]

Oh yea, its probably the best satire I have ever seen in a video game. Everything is just so over the top haha.

[@droddfellow3926]

And it's all buried in a pile of shit from that crazy bat from Furn Gully.

[@bobwalsh3751]

Satireception

[@danic_c]

If you think about it, this game is actually a kind of existentialist horror. The moment time travel gets invented, the war becomes non-linear in time, meaning it can never truly end because any defeat can be undone, and an attack can be staged at any point in time before or after hostilities have "ended" in any given timeline.

[@pizzaeater8905]

Like 5D Chess.

[@TheNapster153]

As far as the 'people' are concerned, I'm fairly sure they wouldn't feel the change. Some are literally unborn while others are entirely altered by history. What is certain however, is that time will be utterly destroyed once the first jump is made. There will be more time as the future loses its meaning by becoming tangible. So yeah, you're point is made and I'll add that time travel no matter how small will screw us all.

[@nerezza5505]

Theres actually a really crazy and cool game called Achron which integrates time travel into a RTS. You can basically go back in time in the game to move units somewhere if you find yourself getting flanked in the present for example. The game updates temporal changes every few minutes, so you have time to counter any past moves made by your opponent. Its a really fun game thats hampered by poor development of every feature outside of the time travel mechanic, and the difficulty of understanding how it works.

[@Grimnir1666]

​@@pizzaeater8905 checkmate 5 turns ago

[@asdem-1]

There's a book called This Is How You Lose The Time War where the two main characters are combatants on either sides of a war like the one you're describing. It's not a war book so to speak, but the descriptions of the workings of the war effort from both sides are fascinating. Highly reccomended.

[@bootdude7527]

Behind every Romanov is a strange mystic wizard man

[@ArchArturo]

Hellboy knew best.

[@Sierooworks]

They are big and strong...

[@timothycarney9652]

I would not be surprised if that was the inspiration for Yuri, and then they just decide to go and logically foll what a guy with such powerful mind control would do.

[@bootdude7527]

@@timothycarney9652 no use lying to ourselves about it, Yuri definitely is a reference to Rasputin

[@prinz4279]

@@Sierooworks ...and their eyes a flaming glow.

[@smolyoutubersgroup3205]

I feel like a drunken dad just saw his son playing army, samurai, robots, and dinosaurs toys and imagined a universe about that and just couldn't forget the story so he made a video game about it.

[@smolyoutubersgroup3205]

First so no one can be

[@brok56]

@@grenate2255 its kryptonite, but what you could, you know, build shit with it and fight wars. Yeah thats a great idea.

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

And giant ants

[@zeehero7280]

@@brok56 Its kryptonite to most organic life rather than specific aliens.

[@chuckn4851]

I hope to one day be that drunken dad of my generation

[@a_Lemming]

Real line from the game: “Another presidential head capable of firing lasers has come online”

[@blacksmithpanzer4517]

Thats Not a Knife, This is a Knife also from the allied campaign "another sports arena capable of launching kirovs has come online"

[@jliu524]

"You see, Commander, while you were hiding ... our enemy was thrusting deeply into the Motherland's tender nether regions." -RA3 Soviet Campaign God I love that game.

[@siomaicat8336]

I hated that mission

[@AlexSDU]

"When you kill one, it is a tragedy. When you kill ten million, it is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin, Red Alert 1

[@animarthur5297]

@@siomaicat8336 That's one of the worse missions i ever saw in RA3.it's hellish.

[@avpguy11]

1:26 I love how Tim Curry is struggling to keep it together saying that line.

[@tiberiusbrain]

Him and hasselhoff are reasons to actually go through the game

[@lamelama22]

@@Ms.Pronounced_Name For the particular space take... apparently they did do another take or two, but the producers thought it was so hilarious that they put the one where he couldn't keep it together in the game. lol... they knew what kind of game they were making. :D

[@Mediados]

It still baffles me that with such a comedic and absolutely mad script, they still got a top-shelf cast. But I guess if EA pays enough it sure is a blast to shoot these cutscenes.

[@TCFamas]

Curry is amazing in everything he does! Lets not forget the time he was a crazy trans alien scientist that made me sing lines i would never have sung otherwise as a straight male! 😎 Iam a sweet....

[@aredub1847]

@@Mediados we need nick cage and christopher walken

[@Alex_FRD]

The best part of Red Alert 3 was destroying EA LA's office.

[@topgun9686]

wait thats a thing?! 0.0

[@Alex_FRD]

@@topgun9686 Yes, Japanese campaign.

[@faxmachine5306]

@@Alex_FRD damn, would be playing japanese 90% of the time then

[@NumericChaff]

Ah yes, the Santa Monica mission, hearts and fucking minds.

[@hqyang6193]

Yes

[@minhtrungle9117]

“If Lenin could see us now.” Gosh that game brings glorious vodka tears to my eyes.

[@emperorcaesar4311]

Dreadnought really did have the best voicelines. "Enemies of the Union shall burn"

[@johncarter4956]

My personal favorite is twinblade. What a glorious killing machine. "Pathetic Scum!" "Where are those vermin?" "THERE!"

[@remag-yx4ed]

Lenin doesn't deserve to see this.

[@minhtrungle9117]

Emperor Caesar My personal selections of Dreadnought badassery “The sea shall run Red” “We shall arrive as heroes” “Are you prepared to fight Comrades?” “The sea trembles beneath us” “Patriotism begets victory” “A majestic sight we must be”

[@nichsa8984]

@@johncarter4956 not died cause that android AI japan change not real person immortal

[@AW-sh1ce]

The most insane parts about these games are the sheer number of well-known performers involved in the cutscenes.

[@owenatkinson5744]

And they're just hamming it up as much as possible. :P

[@Revanbzn]

Even command and conquer had famous actors. One even got to voice in mass effect 2

[@LeoInterVir]

​@@RevanbznTiberian Sun has James Earl Jones, aka Vader...

[@imlost19]

that's the benefit of only needing the actors for a few days. can get the more expensive ones

[@CollinMcLean]

@@owenatkinson5744 Is Tim Curry the greatest or what?

[@Poplock4121]

Red alert is just the history channel at 3am

[@stuflames4769]

I can't Like this hard enough.

[@Attaxalotl]

Red Alert is just the strategy game version of TF2

[@nichsulol4844]

that very old banky of pic around

[@Noodle-y2n]

Still to realistic

[@hemidas]

Nah, still more interesting than the Pawn Shops/Ice Roads/Ancient Aliens Channel.

[@Kronosfobi]

Heart bpms: Walking - 85 bpm. Exercising - 120 bpm. *Kirov reporting - 597 bpm and rising*

[@Todimani]

+100bpm if hes Elite Rank,i saw a place getting buried by Tesla bombs...

[@T3hderk87]

Tanya saying "LETS ROCK" - OVER 9000 BPM!

[@rogankane6901]

Warning: Nuclear missile detected- 999999999999999999999999999999999 bmp and rising rapidly

[@nichsulol4844]

@@Todimani if albert in modern present our today and he busy built real time machine

[@aRadianceRed]

"I'm escaping to the ONE place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.." *INHALES* -Tries not to laugh- "SPACE!"

[@lookatthepicture4107]

Tim Curry is an absolute legend

[@kishaurlanda571]

The true penywise only!

[@kishaurlanda571]

Well tim curry as Cherdenko and Krukov are only villain in campaign i don't know why? hee

[@Hebdomad7]

He did it one take. Give that man an oscar!

[@AlexeiVoronin]

Well, he did manage not to laugh... not too obviously, at least. I don't know if I could have pulled this off :P

[@logansimmons3199]

I think it's so crazy that they were able to get actual known actors from the 90s to star in the cutscenes. They could've got anyone but they got Tim Curry and Ray Wise

[@cymes82]

Don't forget *George Takei* as the Emperor of the Rising Sun.

[@ldallas8315]

And JK Simmons!

[@xanmontes8715]

None else were worthy...

[@corrupt1user]

Don't forget C&C (the main games) had James Vader Mufasa Earl Jones

[@Gamingturtle090]

The cast is fucking wild! It’s more star studded then most illumination films

[@ZacharyDietze]

Tim Curry? J.K. Simmons? David Hasselhoff? *What kind of drugs am I on?* Oh, that's right, *SPACE!!!*

[@ratleader90]

It is pronounced SPAYCE!!!

[@CathrineMacNiel]

the SPAYCE must flow.

[@manictiger]

Normies: Space WH40K: SPESS Red Alert: SPAYYYYSSE Yuri's Revenge: Gravity? Vut's dat?

[@rjsteeves]

Where there's space, there's bound to be SPACE MARINES!

[@lamesurfer1015]

@@rjsteeves Spehss Mahrines!!!!

[@nblhrt92]

"Vote for me, if you want to live!" Welp, he has my vote.

[@woitekbenzpl3668]

biden 2020 colourise- wait... we have coloured tvs? FUCK we are advanced

[@jerrytc2978]

not mine, life in 2021 USA aint worth livin

[@stuflames4769]

More like Putin's Russia, if we are dragging politics into this fine joke.

[@yugitrump435]

*holds gun to head* not putting a gun to your head or nothing

[@RexWort]

So we voting for the Terminator again?

[@willburchett4667]

"The ONE place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE" Who's gonna tell him?

[@samsowden]

Earth got used up...

[@Geshiko-GuP]

well in red alert 3 cause of all the war and time stuff the allies would have had to POUR all these resources into the wars and rebuilding ....meaning they wouldnt have time to see if even the red alert series have tiberium aliens

[@geekygamer3954]

dude that's called *star wars: empire at war*

[@Geshiko-GuP]

@@geekygamer3954 i LOVE that game!

[@Noah-zz8uw]

@@Geshiko-GuP hang on... Doesn't the Athena Cannon pinpoint the location of a target, then a satellite in orbit fires a laser at that target?

[@Netsuko]

I love that Tim Curry’s “I’m gonna go to space” bit was pretty much a blooper. He could barely hold back the laughter but they decided to leave this as it was.

[@Mazaroth]

It's amazing ham & cheese fest.

[@theoutspokenscotsman884]

"there's never going to be a Red Alert 4" You're forgetting that this is the EA timeline and Red Alert 4 will be a mobile game developed for the Chinese market.

[@rinlaster2942]

Do you guys not have *phones*

[@kishaurlanda571]

play mental omega

[@kishaurlanda571]

@Daniel von Strangle two hu?

[@lcs.1094]

The Outspoken Scotsman Nah, that mobile “red alert ol” has been boycotted from the moment it came out. We chinese make mods of the old games instead of being fooled.

[@kishaurlanda571]

Well Red Alert OIS is just like Yuri's revenge Allied ending canon Before the Soviets change the timeline...

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

> Hell March revs up All rise for the Strategy Game national anthem...

[@Valkbg]

You mean world anthem

[@kabob0077]

*Plays all three Hell Marches at once*

[@zarlei6048]

You mean the Wehrmacht marching in a column anthem.

[@necromorph1109]

Fucking so true.

[@Tasonir]

I had hell march.mp3 back in the day when people still had mp3's. I've listened to it at least a few thousand times. "Meatball sub, with sprite!"

[@spartan1503]

Tim Curry can't contain his laughter when he says that he is going to spess

[@happyjohn354]

i still love the fact that all the female characters were played by actual porn stars...

[@CreeTheChroma]

@@happyjohn354 wait what?

[@happyjohn354]

@@CreeTheChroma ya several of the female cast were pornstars... Jenny McCarthy plays Tanya (playboy) Autumn Reeser plays Lissette Hanley (celebrity skin) and a few others had sex tapes if those count...

[@firebatray7946]

@@happyjohn354 welp that makes Cody's statement that the cutscenes are like from a 90s porno take on a whole new meaning

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

@@happyjohn354 So that's why they all were so hot and bad at acting. Hilariously bad 😂

[@sterlinsilver]

You can tell the developers had SO much fun making these games

[@josephschultz3301]

And honestly, that one of the best things about the series. Pick a cutscene. Literally any of them. Everybody on-screen looks like they're having an absolute blast :D

[@MyBoomStick1]

He said “poor Teddy” but I think he would have wanted his head to be the one with the giant laser weapon in it XD

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Ohhhh definitely. Hell, he probably would've loved it if his head became the top of a giant laser shooting mech too

[@thathistoryiscoolguy]

Yes

[@nichsa8984]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 soviet no longer torturing but still torture jobless futuristic tech AI and even automation nightmared

[@williamcortelyou4524]

Hell yeah he would love it. That Lazer would obviously be code named The Big Stick.

[@brunnooaraujo]

WHAT'S UP BITCHES?? *aims the Kremlin*

[@ConnorLockhartYGO]

"Instead of making something of value, I made this." But Cody, this IS something of value.

[@asphalteater615]

Yes

[@coldfusionstormgaming1808]

yes

[@sicarius6501]

Yes

[@bodavidson2804]

No I mean yes

[@joshnicholson2934]

This is the most valuable video yet

[@csbr75]

Red Alert 3 endings in a nutshell: Allies: you gotta date 2 blonde chicks Soviets: you gotta lead the ussr Japan: you gotta keep that honor AND date a hot chick

[@asmer3302]

Uprising: Allies: Oh no, he betrayed me Soviets: KICKASS AND SAVE THE WORLD... BUT ITS STILL NOT FUCKING CANON Empire: Lol nice we got our land back

[@taterc229]

soviet is objectively the worst ending. you end up with no gf ;_;

[@csbr75]

@@taterc229 you could have ANY gf

[@filipzdarilek6274]

@@asmer3302 there is also anime girl campaign

[@bufu254]

Well comrade That's all you need in this life

[@ZephWraen]

Red Alert 1 - A goofy premise made into a semi-serious alternate history. Red Alert 2 / Yuri's Revenge - You know, the satire really just writes itself, let's be silly. Red Alert 3 - Ahhh, fuck it. Let's go full meme.

[@Sera_AI]

But Brain, memes hadn't been invented yet! "Shut up, Pinky, we simply need to steal a Chronosphere and go back in time ... then we can conquer the world!"

[@notlucas6859]

@@Sera_AI sounds like the only way to fix this... is to go FORWARDS in time

[@BlackHawk_-wv4ex]

When you turn historical off in hoi4

[@cranjismcbasketball919]

Nice meme

[@BritishEmpireV2.0]

Oh so true

[@randomdude3318]

* Poland invades Germany *

[@sboisbiu_2825]

SBPACE

[@Reragi]

@@randomdude3318 or in my friend's case, Poland invades Japan. *without a navy or any form of vehicles.*

[@steelin666]

Not only Tim Curry, but also J.K. Simmons, Jonathan Pryce and David Hasselhoff. Goddamn, RA3 had a strong cast!

[@mrp4242]

Stelcio, and Gemma Atkinson.

[@henryborges1775]

The expansion even had Rick Flair for better or worse

[@koilamaoh4238]

wtf david in there lol, I somehow missed this, or not play much.

[@andyblargextra]

That game was so ridiculous.

[@jahrazkal]

Not to forget, that it was also the first "acting" role of Gina Carano, which you might now know from Deadpool 1 or The Mandalorian.

[@rainmanslim4611]

J.K Simmons = America Tim Curry = the Soviets. George Takei = The Japanese. My God the casting is... PERFECT!

[@williamdaasian]

Surprisingly star studded cast for a strategy game.

[@dannybailey6443]

The Tiberium games were the first C&C games I played and I remember picking up the case and looking at the back and seeing the list of actors they had. Then I went home and saw the actors they had in the previous games like Red Alert and remember thinking “they really are shelling out money for big time actors to do the cheesiest cutscenes for a game?” They ruined celebrities in games for me like Kevin Spacey in COD because C&C will always be the most memorable for how cheesy they were but also how much charm they added to the game.

[@aileenurlanda9952]

Good!

[@HarryFlashmanVC]

Kudos to the great German actor Udo Kier who played Yuri so brilliantly.

[@codyschwarz5155]

Kane and Yuri had the best actors in the CnC franchise, it is known.

[@berrim26]

That wasn't Doug Walker?!

[@firebladeentertainment5739]

and you know whats best? he did the voicelines for both the english version and the german version of the game

[@edgycommunist4213]

"The plot doesn't really matter" _shows David Benioff and D.B Weiss_

[@Razzy1312]

The Soviets kinda forgot about the U.S. fleet.

[@Jimbo55151]

“I don’t give a Woden nickel” is legit one of my favorite phrases to say thanks these games

[@107newt5]

Jimbo55151 nipple*

[@proudtitanicdenier4300]

Ah yes, a "Woden nipple"

[@silasg3650]

@@proudtitanicdenier4300 But I would TOTALLY give a wooden nipple... that's my fetish.

[@gunnaryoung]

"The silo doors are closed, this is suicide!"

[@yeenmachine206]

The real ending is we all get nuked by Gandhi. Wait, wrong game.

[@ccvcharger]

But it's a good game. As long as you discover nukes before Gandhi.

[@Rifky809]

but in alpha centauri we have chairman yang instead

[@BoroMirraCz]

Red Alert 4 - We do time travel again, mess up the timelines again and create a 4th faction - Empire of the Rising Cow...

[@lucusvanbeek3309]

Do we also have a cowmutator as a superweapon? Every soldier gets mutated in loyal cowbrutes?

[@robertdicke7249]

Yeah, the reason that japan would bounce back in ww2 if they weren't nuked is because they get +5 combat strength when adjacent to coast line. This is why they parked the yamato on a beach irl.

[@mstieler8480]

I didn't realize just how much talent was actually in these cutscenes. Sure, i knew about Tim Curry (and the sheer hilarity of the "SPAYCE!" line), but JK Simmons? Peter Stormare? George Takei? Udo Kier?

[@diablorojo3887]

Don't forget Ricky Flair

[@josephschultz3301]

Oh _Hell yeah,_ the casting for these games is genius. Additionally, you can tell that the actors are all having an absolute blast being as silly and crazy as possible. It's just a very fun time for everyone involved lol.

[@TheZoobZoobs]

The funny thing with the Empire's campaign is that despite them being THE bad guys in RE3, there is no internal betrayal while both Allies and Soviets have that left and right.

[@TrusteeNail]

HONOUR

[@Villicus]

The betrayal in the allied campaign is due to the president though, which is revealed to be a robot being controlled by the Japanese in their campaign.

[@nichsulol4844]

@@TrusteeNail unrealistic how human can become type 1 civillzation in 1990

[@TrusteeNail]

@@nichsulol4844 With the power of EMPEROR and KISHI on your side. Your Empire will be ERADICATED with POLITICAL INTRIGUE in just 44 orders!

[@jonathanwells223]

nich sulol if it weren’t for the filthy soviets it probably would have happened by that time

[@johannmantal7055]

"Cutscenes that look like they're filmed for a 80s porno" best quote ever.

[@lamdelmundo8492]

They missed the opportunity by getting bought by EA instead of Brazzers

[@azmodanpc]

I'll leave 666 likes

[@darkfool2000]

I love those cutscenes. Definitely a better aesthetic than most modern games.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Why do I feel like that is the last glimpse of glorious Westwood giving the middle finger to EA and doing all the crazy bullshit in RA on purpose.

[@tzvikrasner6073]

I mean, look, the Allied side has Gemma Atkinson, the only comercial model ever with g-cups. What the hell else are they gonna look like?

[@Aradim90]

Dude the Red Alert 3 cast was amazing

[@MistaTofMaine]

yeah crazy cast, even has Gina Carano in it.

[@petterwiggen5833]

Not going lie I always preferred Red Alert 2 to Red Alert 3. Even though it was still insane it was still more possible and fun in my opinion.

[@TsukuyomiFX]

Yet the gameplay and plot sucks

[@cabellones]

@@petterwiggen5833 RA2 is better, but RA3 had a better cast..

[@petterwiggen5833]

@@cabellones im not quite, sure i liked the soap feel of RA2. I think my biggest probelm with RA3 it trys so hard to be a Starcraft game but it failed sooo badly

[@im_b_ran]

red alert 3 was the defining game of my childhood. i literally never understood the plot at all but i have many fond memories of the versus gamemodes and doing some wacky strategies (like being able to overrun an entire base from minute 5 with just a bunch of peacekeepers). revisiting it now and refreshing the wacky plot and everything else, ahhh the nostalgia

[@somedud1140]

I seriously don't get all the hatred of RA3, it has good UI, graphics don't hurt eyes and of course movie cutscenes with whacky acting, only much better quality and a lot more content. It's everything that RA franchise ever was! To me it's just like the original RA I played back in late 90's, but not as it really was, it's how I remember it.

[@hiyoritokisada594]

@@somedud1140 made by EA.

[@quangnhat5345]

@@somedud1140 Have you play RA 2 before RA 3? The model in RA 3 is dog shit, RA 2 you have a building explode, debris flying all around it, RA 3? it's collapse like a fucking lego. A battlefield in RA 2 have craters, on the ground, showing the aftermath of a war. RA 3? THERE IS FUCKING NONE, EMPTY. If the effect isn't dogshit enough, the entire balancing is just pure trash.

[@no3ironman11100]

@@somedud1140 Soy RA2 fans spend their time dissing RA3 despite the devs having a lot of fun with it and ensuring the game is more balanced than any RA game before it.

[@TarkasBane]

@@somedud1140 30 FPS cap

[@rmdodsonbills]

As crazy as these timelines are, you gotta had it to the creators for their casting. Tim Curry, and J.K. Simmons? Genius. Jenny McCarthy and George Takei? Inspired. Discount Wilford Brimley as the US General? Awesome. Well done, everyone.

[@D64nz]

I'm blown away by the cast. All perfect for their respective roles. And from a time when you played for the cut scenes as much as the game itself. I'd forgotten that scene with Tanya escaping the interrogation room. She was Red Alrerts Lara Croft.

[@damnright1968]

Gina carano as a soviet guard 😄

[@fakeplaystore7991]

I've seen also a wild Abe Vigoda there.

[@luduvugla]

Peter Stormare?

[@greghannibal]

I think they could have done better than Jenny McCarthy in the third one honestly

[@TheRealBrit]

I forgot how much I really miss red alert until I heard Tim Curry say "SPACE!"

[@koilamaoh4238]

HIs acting face looks like it was about to crumble under pressure of laughter once he was about to say "SPACE!"..

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

How about the hidden gem ‘I don’t give a hooting nickel what you think’

[@janosd4nuke]

Well, lucky as EA decided to play nice. (Wouldn't last long knowing them, but hey last decade this PR boost stunt let the remnants of Westwood pull a Tiberium wars) We got Tiberium Dawn and Red Alert remaster this month and C&C stuff is on Steam not just origin

[@Woffenhorst]

@@janosd4nuke And as money seems to be the only language they speak, I bought something from EA for the first time in over a decade. Here's to hoping they remaster Tiberian Sun and RA2 as well.

[@jonathanwells223]

Woffenhorst money is not their language, it’s their drug. They take as much as they can and only give out what they are forced to by their finance department. You are enabling them! You are part of the problem!

[@JCLegendary]

We're just gonna completely ignore that Kane was responsible for WWII.

[@da_pawz]

The split of C&C timeline. I dug a lot back then to find the story

[@SamuraiHonor]

I am, the future....commander.

[@aidan6390]

Or that the Japanese figure out the timeline split and have a complete mental crisis

[@ExeErdna]

That was the best part and also the part that needed to be forgotten

[@johnsanko4136]

I just love how over the top they went with casting in Red Alert 3. Tim Curry, JK Simmons, George Takei, Hasselhoff, Gina Carano, Jenny McCarthy, it's crazy how much talent they got to be in those silly FMVs.

[@BoostedMonkey05]

Tiberian Sun had Michael Bein, Frank Zagarino, and James Earl Jones. DARTH FUCKING VADER AS THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF GDI.

[@ElectricChairSpeedRunners]

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by EA... SPACE!

[@Shagon89]

Battlefront 1-2... U can run, but u cannot hide :D

[@dzalva1434]

Dead Space?

[@Jsten419]

*SPAYCE

[@Mm-vr9mt]

@Lord Of Onions They already bought it

[@dudeman4514]

@Lord Of Onions then imma go to an another Galaxy

[@Ar1AnX1x]

"Vote for me, if you wanna live" campaign logo: Screw Them All

[@valterfara5027]

Considering how things are today, I would be surprised if that doesn't become a real political ad.

[@nichsa8984]

@@valterfara5027 human peace❌❌❌❌❌❌ wrong human on technological advanced like nanotechnology based on greedy and destructive power superior✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ the true right

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

That's such a J.J.J thing to do

[@seanhartnett79]

Honestly someone would do it.

[@QualityPen]

@@valterfara5027 “Vote for me if you want to live.” “Vote for Biden like your life depends on it, because it does.” (Actual quote) Yup, we’ve done it everyone. Real life is now a just a meme. We’ve reached Red Alert meme level. GG, I won’t even be mad if a giant robot army nukes everything, it’ll be just another day in 2020.

[@warmotion864]

I from Russia. This a is a good game. Before a EA ruin everything. I love a RA1 and a RA2.

[@ahhaboom]

I grew up playing RA1 and RA2. It's so sad what EA has done to the series

[@warmotion864]

@@ahhaboom Yeah. It's a good times. Before a EA ruin anything.

[@kasrkin100]

Good news C&C fansbase save wait mental omega

[@terryforsdyke306]

Yes it is a shame EA were incapable of leaving a good formula alone for C&CRA3 and C&C4. instead of having exposed resorce operations which you have to defend lets have fixed resorse points which you just build a base arround, taking half the available tactics off the table for RA3 and lets completely do away with any kind of resorce harvesting for C&C4 I am not sure if this was extreme stupidity or just them deciding to kill off the franchise

[@caezero2072]

@@warmotion864 это также одна из моих любимых видеоигр в жанре RTS.. жаль, что сейчас игра превратилась в дурацкую мобильную игру

[@westnilesnipes]

That whole “Time will tell. Sooner or later, time will tell.” line has stuck with me for decades lol. Love Red Alert! That’s my childhood right there.

[@Crimson_Valor]

8:48- “pull an endgame of course” Me: it sounds more like Endgame pulled a Red Alert

[@AaronCMounts]

Red Alert did it, first.

[@kaiserwilhelm9217]

Aaron Mounts yeah

[@nichsa8984]

cause they're has no anthem

[@ship0197]

@@nichsa8984you dont make sense

[@NamelessMoreOne]

Things get weird when you mess with time travel.

[@finntadie191]

Some how Red Alert 3's campaign is still better than C&C 4: Doesn't deserve a subtitle

[@zdeadfalloutxx8084]

we don't mention THAT thing..

[@RRW359]

@@zdeadfalloutxx8084 But the video mentioned Rivals. I didn't even know it was POSSIBLE to make a worse game than TT, but apparently EA proved me wrong last year.

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

@@RRW359 Shhhhh. we shouldn't mention that one either, Cody made a mistake in talking about *_that_* game.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

They may have killed his character, but EA cannot ruin the great prophet! KANE LIVES IN DEATH!

[@daltonloges99]

Finn Tadie don't mention that insult to the series, FOR KANE ! DOWN WITH EA !

[@murgmaggleramaxis8535]

They won't make a Red Alert 4, because it would involve an Einstein, pissed off at what the world has become, traveling back in time to prevent Hitler's death and mentoring him.

[@murgmaggleramaxis8535]

@Egg T That's the plan.

[@InfernosReaper]

Maybe this time he'll go back in time and just kill Taft so that Teddy can stomp Wilson from winning the election, thus altering the outcome of WW1 enough to prevent Hitler's rise to power.

[@ahmadtarek7763]

You know I actually would like a red alert that has allies soviets and Germans.

[@sjakierulez]

@@ahmadtarek7763 Red alert 2 you mean?

[@buddermonger2000]

Now THAT is a setup

[@CoralCopperHead]

*_"Because of course they would right guys?!"_* This aged well.

[@zirconencrustedtweezers]

Yes I noticed that as well haha. Imagine thinking that the Soviet union and their political descendants aren't imperialists themselves.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

It's worth pointing out that the soviets actually planned to go all across Europe in 1920 but got stopped around warsaw. World revolution and conquering germany was pretty openly their plan towards the conclusion of the russian civil war

[@astralseaslug546]

@@Ukraineaissance2014 based

[@Jofe000]

Not to mention that when they started pushing towards Berlin in WWII they weren't liberating the territories the nazis had, they were taking them for themselves. Imagine thinking you're free and the soviets come "No, no. You're not free, you're just under a new administration"

[@AquaAyaya]

@@Ukraineaissance2014 If i had a nickel for each time Poland saved entire Europe from a large scale invasion i would have two nickels. It ain't much but it's worrying that it happened twice

[@egmccann]

Ahh, that music... *headbangs along* And you've got to love Tim Curry's overacting. "Spaaaaace!" Pity EA got their claws into it...

[@ArkadiBolschek]

I love that he can barely keep himself from bursting into laughter as he says his line.

[@MongooseTacticool]

Tim Curry is the man :)

[@aurorauplinks]

Tim curry is amazing

[@koilamaoh4238]

But thanks to EA CC survived some releases. Considering it was already in the grave, they would've went out of business if they were not picked up.

[@JohnnyTromboner]

That line is just amazing and he delivers it perfectly for the loveably goofy tone of the game.

[@IconicZee]

There actually was another game-expansion thing similar to Yuri’s revenge that once again takes place after an allied victory but adds in the story of the Japanese commando, along with new campaigns for the 3 factions. Biggest thing to mention is that Japan gets a unit which is a floating fortress that turns into a flying head that shoots lazers

[@theyim6586]

commanders challenge

[@Attaxalotl]

So just anime things?

[@helljumper5601]

@@Attaxalotl see, this is why we don't trust anime and weeb shit.

[@BenyusKenyus]

@@Attaxalotl pretty much

[@felipeaugustobatista6444]

I remember the plan was to have two expansions, the first focusing on singleplayer and a second on multiplayer, but the second one was cancelled. That is why some units on the expansion are so broken, they were going to ballance it all on the multiplayer expansion.

[@Inignot12]

"With measles" I nearly died but then I remember I've had my vaccinations

[@Katokhann]

U deserve more likes

[@LilyoftheLake14]

@@Katokhann Agreed. It definitely is best comment. Best comment. I wonder if alternate history hub just has a TON of anti-vaxxers in his audience.

[@tgdm]

I have but one regret, and that is being able to like this comment only once.

[@LilyoftheLake14]

@@olibearws do you?

[@ideologybot4592]

I can't believe I'm just now seeing this. C&C had the most wonderfully shrooms-inspired stories and fuck-it performances by great actors you could possibly stick into a video game franchise. It was so, so great, precisely because of its Escape from LA ludicrousness. What would happen in The Asylum made video games? We don't need to know: it's already happened.

[@AdrianFahrenheitTepes]

Come on, Tim Curry came back from Red October to become the Soviet Premiere! What more could you ask for?!!!

[@commanderwookiecopc806]

CnC3 having Kane trick GDI into glassing Eastern Europe which invites an alien invasion

[@TacticalAnt420]

Me: So kill stalin The Universe: So Mussolini will become smart and reform the roman empire

[@Melvinshermen]

Cretaceous Monster i alway Wonder well if you go back time to kill hitler what ever Benito Mussolini That should red alert 4 dlc Benito Mussolini

[@Ulzorn]

actually happened in a hoi4 game where germany joined the allies,and ww2 was allies vs commies,then (sorta) ww3 between the allies (and russia) vs the roman empire of italy & hungary vs poland that somehow decided declaring war on everyone was a brilliant plan

[@Quignin]

@@Ulzorn That's the most HOI4 thing that I have ever heard

[@DPoddy]

I thought It would be more interesting if the Pope reforms the papal states and launches a crusade against the heretics (the allies), godless atheists (Soviets) and infidels (the Japanese Empire).

[@Ulzorn]

@@DPoddy wouldnt be surprised if that sort of thing happened in a paradox game (prolly EU4,dont think holy wars are a thing in later era games)

[@GooseAlarm]

When I was younger this entire plot was the most amazing thing I'd ever played.

[@NoobPTFO]

“I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by anime... [holds laughter] *Space!* “

[@WelcomeToLaMatanza]

makes sense. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKfOkHWJZruHja8&ab_channel=TheMechanicSharkChannel

[@chitoisbestgirl6789]

There's Gundam buddy, so you ain't Safe!

[@fullforce1gaming338]

anime is everywere

[@math3000]

_laughs in Legend of Galactic Heroes_

[@chitoisbestgirl6789]

@@math3000 OH yeah, forgot about that one and also Macross!

[@stoogemoedude]

Let's all be honest with ourselves. Red alert 1 split into two timelines based on who won. Allies winning leads to the Red Alert series and the Soviets winning leads to the Tiberium series, with Kane making a cameo at the end of the Soviet Campaign. We can assume he brought Tiberium here and he dies or leaves the planet somehow in the Allies campaign.

[@LeoInterVir]

There was a cancelled game that was going to bridge RA2 and C&C1. They released some assets of the game. Was going to have a faction called the Scavengers, if my memory is correct.

[@fadillah6014]

@@LeoInterVir if that fps then your memory is correct, is Renegade 2 btw

[@yagzkerimcnar7356]

I know I am nearly 2 years late but Soviets, Allieds and Weebs all dancing together to RA3 soviet march remix was clearly best thing I have ever saw in my life

[@pedropedrohan102]

2 year's?

[@Hans140]

Ok so search up “red alert 3 Soviet March electro” then once you find the video have the speed be at 1.25x speed and then you have the exact same tune as what Cody used in this video

[@bobbyferg9173]

The fact that this channel is slowly becoming a dank, meme infested hole (just like what was long ago Geography Hub) is a strange, but very welcome at the same time.

[@admechskitarii6967]

Bobby Ferg a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@Solaxe]

@commiesarentpeople cringe

[@Dman6779]

@commiesarentpeople cringe

[@fatfuck2384]

@commiesarentpeople your name is extremely based

[@starcoloneldunadansonoft501]

@commiesarentpeople It reflects reality.

[@Solar424]

Don't think for a minute I didn't recognize the Evangelion theme song at 2:55.

[@rattelv426]

Was it not intended to be blatantly obvious ?

[@NateTheGreat2399]

GET IN THE ROBOT SHINJI

[@dfmrcv862]

Oh thank God, Im not crazy.

[@PY5RA]

That was a highlight xD

[@Zoshnell]

I love coming back to this video periodically, and leave comments to boost it in the algorithm.

[@DMMDestroyer]

Thank you for that. I finally saw it. Wonder if they realize how many Command and Conquer fans are out there that appreciated this being made?

[@Zoshnell]

@@DMMDestroyer Needs more fans/Kirovs to report.

[@coyote47713]

I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism! *SPAYCE*

[@Sifer2]

Imagine if he encountered the Ferengi.

[@remag-yx4ed]

*insert space core voice line*

[@TR-ot1dn]

I hope you brought enough gil for all that space.

[@nichsulol4844]

@@Sifer2 1920 is sci-fi so yeah been replaced by 1880 been founded too early

[@meatballsnacker-sitregald6919]

time machine **exist** Red Alert: "I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move."

[@meatballsnacker-sitregald6919]

@Irongutz You're talking about things that make sense We don't do that here in C&C.

[@Gabi2gabi3]

@Irongutz If Einstein kills Hitler, then time changes so Einstein doesn't need to go back and killer Hitler, so Hitler remains alive. Which might prompt Einstein to go back in time and kill him, which means Hitler never lived so Einstein doesn't go back in time, which means Hitler lives [....] But regarding your question, what if they killed Einstein after he killed Hitler?

[@KucheKlizma]

The main question is why doesn't Einstein kill Blizzard & EA games back in time, so that C&C never dies.

[@feartheghus]

Meatball Snacker - Sit Regald at least the Tiberian franchise made sense with its lore. Red alert is just hilarious though, and it’s awesome.

[@petkofuchalski9809]

@@feartheghus if you ignore C&C4, yes, it does make sense

[@robertnett9793]

You have to admit, that Red Alert III had a real crazy cast of actors to it's name :D

[@CFCbluemofia]

Viking burial. Throw money at it for it to go down in a blaze of glory as it stews in its subpar gameplay.

[@nictamer]

It is name!

[@kishaurlanda571]

Its free!

[@Leobox3point14159]

I'm quite a few years late, but a friend of mine had worked at EA. They did draft plans for RA4 but they put it on hold indefinitely. Not much different, but knowing that somewhere in a file cabinet, exists early draft of RA4 still gives me some form of hope.

[@MechDragon108]

i'm guessing they put it on hold after seeing how C&C4 performed?

[@geekofallthingsprehistory2975]

"She probably had a child sneeze on him" hits differently now

[@warmachine5835]

@@angievlogs3407 arguably the one who popularized the movement. But yeah, COVID kinda... ooofs plague jokes.

[@imadrifter]

Derp

[@manuelnunes1502]

@@angievlogs3407 yeah I just read about her son and I think she sadly hasn’t come to accept terms and has been fooled

[@unitedstatesofamerica5876]

1,000th like

[@mccabber24]

That "Nostalgia Critic as Yuri" joke, as well as "With measles joke" are so terribly underrated

[@trevinodude]

Is it strange that if they ever made a Red Alert 4 (I don’t see it happening but IF they did) I would love to see NC play Yuri? I mean… since RA2, Yuri’s Revenge, and 3 all repeated alternate versions of World War 3… and in the RA2 and Yuri’s revenge versions of the WWIII, Yuri was plotting conquest over the world… whatever happened to Yuri in the RA3 timeline?

[@dumkunt6869]

@@trevinodude Psychic Rasputin got erased from the timeline by Tim Curry.

[@andybogdan4380]

@@dumkunt6869 it is unknown what happened to Yuri. For all we know, he might still live in RA3 but not have the psychic legion at his disposal.

[@pixyl8176]

What do you MEAN this isn't going to be a recurring thing?! I NEED MORE!

[@Floof_Factory]

I LOVED THIS!!! SO MANY MEMES

[@v05]

Totally agree!

[@srdfh1]

Yes we need more

[@Targisvear]

You only say that because you were in the video, Sliper Lena 11:27

[@Floof_Factory]

@@Targisvear 10:14

[@lunaticberserker5869]

"COMMANDER!" Command & Conquer : Red Alert 3 should've been called Command & Conquer : Tim Curry.

[@georgeghleung]

*EA kills every frenchaise they touch.* Speak for yourself. Battlefield is doing we..... Okay, we still have TitanFall. I mean Apex.

[@strikeforce1500]

Give them a while, they will eventually destroy Respawn's motivation and probably end like Bioware is right now

[@SupremeRTS]

Titanfall and Apex is the one bastion of hope for EA

[@paolo2763]

Plants vs Zombies 3 looks like a franchise killer :,(

[@Lynch2507]

@@SupremeRTS the fact a BR spun off of a genuinely good franchise is the last hope for EA says a lot

[@SupremeRTS]

@@Lynch2507 yeah it does. Although I would say apex is the gold standard for br games because it still manages to have a really good story despite being free to play

[@super_shag8685]

Lets be honest, This game franchise is the SOLE contributing inspiration for AlternateHistoryHUB and it's Community.

[@taloob493]

So what if red alert, never happened?

[@omucapomu69420]

@@taloob493 you don't say...

[@IPromiseTomorrow]

@@taloob493 Then I doubt anyone would keep talking about cold War alternate history

[@ireneparkin3360]

Fun fact about Red Alert 2 and Yuri's Revenge:- the guy who was cast as Yuri was German, so he said his lines in the German version of the game, thus saving Westwood Studios some money.

[@daanwilmer]

Udo Kier is the best creepy actor. He also plays Hitler in Iron Sky.

[@johnlloyddy7016]

I remember him best from "Barbwire" with Pam Anderson and "Blade" with Wesley Snipes.

[@andyb1653]

That outtro was the most delightful thing I've seen all week. It's been a rough week

[@primarchjackfrost8117]

Soldier:Sir how Valuable strategically is the statue of Libe- General: *STRATEGIC VALUE ABSOLUTE*

[@eleSDSU]

Well the star at the bottom is a fort and has been useful as a strategic location so I guess "tell me you know nothing about Ellis Island without telling me you know nothing about Ellis island".

[@高若嵩-t6r]

Exterminatus? NEGATIVE. STRATEGIC VALUE ABSOLUTE. Deploy heavy orbital weaponry? NEGATIVE. ESTIMATED LOSS IN STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF THE STATUE= UNACCEPTABLE. STRATEGIC VALUE ABSOLUTE.

[@ryabow]

It does actually have a strategic value. ignoring the morale value of it, Liberty, Ellis, and Governor's Islands are all right at the mouth of the Hudson River. fortifying them could prevent marine landings and naval support for an invasion from the Hudson.

[@voyvode.tracks]

You don't mention one cool stuff: Red Alert 1 is the root story of all C&C franchise. Allies win -> Red Alert 2 Soviets win -> Command & Conquer 1

[@Shotgun_Gospel]

That or Yuri's Revenge. There's an offhand suggestion for a Global Defense Initiative while the Allies and Soviets are cooperating.

[@voyvode.tracks]

​@@Shotgun_Gospel RA2:YR Allies win -> Red Alert 3 The GDI was created in reaction to the rise of the Brotherhood of Nod, like the Allies exist in reaction to the Soviet Union. Yuri is neutralized and there is no sign of Kane or any other nemesis to justify a global force for now. (Unless Kane coming from nowhere to preach for a Tiberium revolution while recycling Yuri's tech... Would be fun xD) Another interesting stuff: Though Allies win is implied, RA3 plot is also somewhat compatible with RA2 (vanilla and YR) Soviets win timelines. USSR collapsed (for whatever reason), the Premier is gone (could be the Commander or Romanov), ambitious Colonel Cherdenko knows he can do better as Premier, so he goes back in time to kill Einstein and take power.

[@pinkcheese917]

@@voyvode.tracks fun fact: there was actually supposed to be a sequel to command and conquer renegade that was supposed to tell the story of how the soviet union progressively became the brotherhood of NOD.

[@pinkcheese917]

@@fourclawrider True hadn't thought of it that way.

[@NationalSniper]

The Allied ending is considered canon in BOTH RA2 + RA3 (well until the second time travel that changes everything) as well as the Tiberium series. After the Allied victory they set up GDI. Setting up a Global Defense Agency was already mentioned in one of the Allies cut scenes, which was the forerunner of GDI. With a Soviet victory GDI would never have been established. If you think of Nod becoming rich and powerful because of Tiberium and it would have never landed on Earth, Nod would never have risen and this allows the route to RA2. But one could also think of there being no connection between RA and Tiberium series at all. IIRC there is no mention at all in TD, TS, TW or TT of the Allied-Soviet war. So although RA was originally planned to be a prequel to TD, RA2 and RA3 being released changed this. The Tiberium games could simply have the same history as real life in regards to WW2.

[@drewmingo]

Skryim: Story of the Dragonborn Fallout: Story of the Lone Wanderer Red Alert: *SpAcE!*

[@nemou4985]

*time travel

[@lordlupusdei]

SpEAce

[@Kolroling]

Incoming Portal 3: SSSSSSPAAAACCCCEEEE!

[@camerongooch9606]

You can't convince me red alert 3 isn't a masterpiece of story telling and acting.

[@aredub1847]

/dat ass

[@bigusdickus9903]

I love how you replaced the swastika with KZbin logo

[@tennisballbird]

If you put a swastika and the youtube logo next to each other it's really hard to tell the difference.

[@math3000]

Are you telling me that's not the flag of the German Reich?!

[@JARJCC97]

@@clydeoglesby1833 was that sarcasm or did you really not notice it

[@Halcyon_games]

@@JARJCC97 r/woooosh

[@JARJCC97]

@@Halcyon_games what does that mean

[@RonaldMcPaul]

“Weirdly advanced Soviet technology." Perfect.

[@kishaurlanda571]

the Mortar Cycle hee...

[@nichsa8984]

soviet was on top the earth off

[@firebatray7946]

Ah... The game that got me into gaming... Such fond memories of C&C 1-3 and Red Alert 1-3.... God damn you EA! God damn you...!

[@cleeiii357]

The Soviet's winning in the first Red Alert game actually led to the Tiberium universe. So yeah, that's the canon ending for that setting.

[@metanoia6335]

Ahh Red Alert 2 the last game where you have the option to blow up the twin towers.

[@waleedkhalid7486]

I clearly remember that mission, it’s the Soviet campaign. You don’t have to destroy them, I just garrisoned them to use for defense. And yes, I played the game after 9/11 though I didn’t connect the dots until years later. Still a cool mission though and really made the pre-9/11 world real for me.

[@louisduarte8763]

@@waleedkhalid7486 How old were you when you first played it?

[@bg3622]

@@louisduarte8763 I was 4. Seems closer than it is.

[@Walter_Stroud]

And the pentagon don’t forget.

[@tobediv]

@Lewis von Feline haha holy fuck

[@Pattarek]

Yeah, the story might be completly over the top. But that's the reason why I loved them. They weren't original or revolutionary, but they were fun and crazy.

[@jarethanson8775]

The creator of the series said that it was intentionally very goofy, because the subject matter could easily be taken way too seriously

[@sethb3090]

The basic premise is "what if every random military experiment JUST WORKED?"

[@louisduarte8763]

@@jarethanson8775 Don't the games in the Tiberium series take their subject matter seriously and try to tackle heavy themes?

[@gendoruwo6322]

i first learn about evilness of Stalin, from this series.

[@TheLumberjack1987]

"The Soviets used their strangely advanced technology to stop Brexit." lmao

[@leifleoden5464]

12:30 Dude, I know where your coming from but let's be honest. C&C 3 went for camp and they owned that niche. It was a really fun game but the story writers had the same goal as the folks who wrote Sharknado. They were not even in the Universe of trying to take themselves seriously, and they pulled it off, really well. That storyline was fun, and they had some decent gags.

[@straythrawn7861]

It genuinely broke my heart when Soviet Tim Curry betrayed me

[@elitedima9672]

2:07 hahaa you replaced swastika with youtube logo...I see what you did there

[@rocekth]

@Winter's Destruction It's happened before lol

[@suwinkhamchaiwong8382]

Frederick the Great can confirm

[@АманжановАлихан]

@Manuel Camelo Nazism done genocide of Jews and Soviet peoples(18 mil. killed by Nazi's). Whenever England and USA waited USSR destroyed Nazi's army. And because of that "shitty" USSR symbol isn't banned.

[@calculuswalulu7560]

Айсанка мармеладка Communism killed over 90 million people. 15x more than nazism. Just sayin.

[@audileyeti4478]

@@АманжановАлихан According to R. J. Rummel's book Death by Government (1994), about 110 million people, foreign and domestic, were killed by communist democide, the intentional killing of an unarmed or disarmed person by government agents acting in their authoritative capacity and pursuant to government policy or high command, from 1900 to 1987. That's not far off the amount of people who died during World war 1 and 2 combined

[@lordprimus2410]

lol I can't get enough of Tim Curry's inhale and smiling exhale as you said "80's porno"

[@ChenAnPin]

who wouldn't in that film set?

[@stanislavnepochatov8381]

Critic as Yuri killed me. Very nice summary!

[@seanwickham8905]

By far, Tim Curry's best performance! The way he's trying not to laugh is my favorite moment in gaming history!!

[@lazybones69]

Jonathan Pryce takes it all so seriously....... And Tim Curry is just doing his thing with the ridiculous dialogue.

[@peterpan408]

Tim Curry has done many excellent performances. Rocky Horror Picture Show for one.

[@seanwickham8905]

@@peterpan408 That was a fantastic performance! I think the way his performance in "Clue" just tied so many talented actors portraying such eccentric characters together was my favorite. ...I mean, favorite after "Spaaace!"

[@seanwickham8905]

@@peterpan408 How the f*** could I forget his performance as Satan in "Legends?!"

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

The best thing is, they did two more takes where he nailed the delivery, but decided to go with that one because if was more in line with the game's overall tone.

[@AmishGangsterWith_a_Hellcat]

"I don't give a wooden nickel about your legacy!"

[@omgsam7185]

YOU CALL THEM OFF, ROMANOV!

[@kenjijohnsonsanzenin3388]

mr. PresidentYou call them off you know will retaliate Premiere alex:Oh dont be so sure mr. president Premiere alex: is it done yuri? Yuri: no comrade premiere it has only begun Me: epic

[@sukranlucius1525]

spicy

[@nichsa8984]

@@ayushsamanta5461 ww3 since exit in 1954 a.k.a red alert sci-fi future tech or highly advanced technology

[@RyuPlaneswalker]

When the "Religious mad vs The UN for 3 games then Aliens invade" is the least crazy of your timelines.

[@neelamsingh6569]

Normal person after hearing the cac tri plot : that's crazy Westwood: wait there is one more

[@porkcracklins630]

@@neelamsingh6569 God I miss em!

[@nachoguy5]

PEACE THROUGH POWER

[@nichsulol4844]

@@neelamsingh6569 historical hot thing he cannot escape that

[@Kilthan2050]

I love how Tim Curry couldn’t keep a straight face for that scene, and this is a guy who had the Muppets say that he was a living muppet.

[@TheDarkkilla12]

“Took the IP to an early grave like it was going to talk” *shows him in a split second* Bravo, good sir. I see you are well versed.

[@portoguisen2k]

I have no idea who that is, would you mind shareing :P ?

[@airfriedpotato3958]

Epstein

[@dailytact1370]

@@fragarena9910 I would like to officially state that I have no knowledge of anything FragArena99 is saying. To me it all seams to be a crazy conspiracy theory. I love the Clinton family, they have never done anything wrong and we have always been at war with euroasia.

@@fragarena9910 Friendly reminder that Epstein didn't kill himself the bones that were broken have something like an 80% chance of happening in a murder and not a suicide and them moving his cell mate and all the guards sleeping and all the cameras being broken it's all a lie.

[@Chris-jw8vm]

@@fragarena9910 "killed himself" Right...

[@NorfolkTears]

Say what you want about RA3 but it's cast was well above it's pay grade. And of course frikkin war bears :)

[@danieljunge3709]

The actors didnt get paid so much they sayed they want to be part of a big franchise like this hasselhoff sayed specially he played all C&C games and loved this series

[@elloo98]

@@danieljunge3709 I mean wouldn't you even if you didn't play C&C? The entire red alert series is written as a huge cheesefest, you could chew the scenery as much as you want and the production would be better for it.

[@ChenAnPin]

JK Simmons, Curry and Takei gave it their all. because how often do you get to play the President of the USA and fire lasers from Mt Rushmore, or be Premier of USSR and attempt to escape to space, or be Emperor of Japan and pilot a mech suit?

[@p-ball_from_SEA]

Red Alert AND AlternateHistory hub?! This is the most ambitious crossover since Space Jam.

[@texas1872]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@dx-ek4vr]

Top 10 anime crossovers

[@nichsulol4844]

@@texas1872 cyro-prison=prison people of sleeping

[@hanneswiggenhorn2023]

I honestly love RA3. Especially because of the campaigns, because it is the script of a c movie in the best possible way. It wants to be ridiculous, and manages it really well while still being somewhat engaging if you give it the chance