"Alternative Universe's Meme Culture" | Late Night Tumblr Posts

[@LaserShark123]

3:00 -ish: How could you possibly leave out the best one?! Spider-Pig: That's disappointing. Jukebox, play "What's New Pussycat."

[@PMSeymour]

SON OF A BITCH!!

[@PMSeymour]

I LOVE IT!

[@LastDragoon-wi7zo]

Wouldn’t he have to manually punch in the song? Like after he says “that’s disappointing” you just hear his steps as he walks over to a jukebox and presses the buttons to put on “what’s new pussycat”? Edit: after typing this I realize he would probably just pull the jukebox out of his back pocket

[@TheBigE9999]

Noir: gentlemen play le marsailles

[@slavthesage5661]

@@LastDragoon-wi7zo NO! Not a JUKEBOX. A BOOMBOX! WHAM! Make it BIG!

[@JosephZ144]

3:16 This is most displeasing, Cortana play we are number one.

[@anthonyplacek9703]

I DON'T KNOW THIS MEME!!

[@kaliyanelson6106]

... Which one are you?

[@duofri3nd]

@@kaliyanelson6106 prolly spider ham

[@edsweet2858]

Anthony Placek do you not know what Cortana or We are number one is or am I just being dumb but if you truly don’t know what it is then you should know that it’s fine to not know about Cortana but if you do not know what We are number one is *then you shall perish*

[@ChippyDaPancakeGuy]

Bing, put Flamingo on!

[@TheTolnoc]

What makes the Samus thing better is the idea that maybe, just maybe, the Federation didn't know Samus was a girl either, so they just said 'bring in the bikini girls for the war hero'.

[@isauldron4337]

In that manga samus says it's my promo video Also the mangaka knew The ending has the mangaka tell maybe they'll find out how samus aran looks TLDR It was a joke

[@MiloKuroshiro]

About the Metroid manga, the truth is even better. It isn't that her gender was a mystery. That panel was a part of a "promotional video" that Samus did for herself. She chose to be portrayed like a cool action man that get all the ladies. It's from "Victory Techniques for Metroid", a half manga half strategy guide

[@no-man_baugh]

Are you telling me samus was a reverse trap?

[@xzombieadrianx1249]

@@no-man_baugh *YES*

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

Reverse trap icon

[@flental6708]

samus says wlw rights?

[@Shrikeswind]

@Ambipie Samus is a bicon. I can accept no other reality anymore.

[@General_Kenobi1]

1:15 I'll do you one better, their powers are a reflection of their personality. Bob feels that he must protect his family so he has strength and superhuman endurance. Helen is a mother, so she has to be flexible to help all of her kids with everything. Dash is a young boy, so he's bound to have that child like endless energy and hyperactivity, thus speed. Violet is a teenager who feels insecure about everything, and she would rather live her life invisible. Jack Jack doesn't have a developed personality yet, so he has all the powers. And Frozone is just as cool as ice.

[@eclecticenthusiast2997]

S o u p

[@Xman34washere]

So in Language Arts we were doing a story chart thingy, and to help us get the gist of it we watched Mulan. So guess who mentioned the "girl worth fighting for" post in this video

[@familytablet6453]

... you?

[@stripeussy5690]

Imagine using tumblr and not knowing who Sans is... Edit= Bish I’m being sarcastic and I don’t like Oliver

[@twinkiesmaster69]

imagine liking oliver

[@demenetori7976]

Imagine using Tumblr

[@no-man_baugh]

Imagine using tumblr and not following ThanksKenPenders

[@certifiedpossum8655]

Imagine

[@TurtleTime26]

As someone who follows birdsareblooming? They know who Sans is.

[@missingindy]

Me: (sees the thumbnail) Me, a tf2 fan: *_Oh yeah, it’s all coming together._*

[@ProfessorRaiParadox]

1:47 Samus is a top tier fighter who's saved the universe multiple times

[@sirdipdontknow]

4:35 now hear me for a second, what if the father or a family member of that girl was one of the soldiers.

[@lnsflare1]

My headcanon is that the doll belonged to Shan Yu, and it accidentally fell out of his armor while he was murdering a little girl.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

It was shown/said before belonging to a girl (I think?)

[@epicawesomeness777]

There was a scene with a little girl who lost her grip on the doll and it flew away. I'm not sure how it went far enough that the Huns ended up catching it lol but it flew straight to them and they used it to track their way to the village.

[@rexosuitmk2577]

Elizabeth Murray The Hun’s bird of prey (was it a falcon?) caught it midair and brought it to the Huns.

[@Nuclear_Gandhi]

Seduce me Spy I'm not gonna- SEDUCE ME

[@c_x_3]

3:15 Then Spider-Man Noir is just off to the side like "What the hell are you people talking about???" Because he's from somewhere around the 1940's and memes haven't been invented yet.

[@AffyMoon]

3:37 JOJO REFERENCE

[@avivfrai4858]

he best jobro

[@gunterjauche8801]

Speedwagon is best human

[@mustanaamiotto3812]

2:14 tf2 reference

[@demi-femme4821]

Caesar or Dio would've been more accurate to the post, but meh.

[@jaskiratsinghbhalla6701]

4:20 I think about this post everyday

[@merchantziro4285]

3:09 Peni: Bakas... Alexa! I Peni Parker have a dream. *(Piano starts playing while SP//dr appears behind her menacingly)* Miles: Oh she's good. Gwen: Agreed. Peter: (Confused screaming) Spider Noir: (Even more confused screaming)

[@kaliyanelson6106]

No, Noir's like this: Noir: (Almost done with everything.) Tuesday already? (Sighs) Radio, play "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire."

[@merchantziro4285]

@@kaliyanelson6106 Ah, ok.

[@originlostborn369]

Don't forget, the first lesbian in disney came out, and it was the female cyclops

[@Gloomdrake]

Which movie was that, again?

[@kaziamccool6827]

@@Gloomdrake onward

[@Gloomdrake]

Kazia Mccool Oh, that came out?

[@bingusbongus1912]

I watched the movie without knowing who the gay character was but I had heard somewhere that there was one and i swear to God for the longest time i thought that the manticore was the gay character idk why

[@shifra1967]

Well I gotta watch that movie

[@knctvrknctvr]

5:10 THAT CAR IS DEFINITELY A SAAB 9-5 I’d recognise that car ANYWHERE! comfy af seats, gorgeous drive smooth af, astounding car Edit: 9-5 Aero

[@animal_gal_adventures9885]

Okay so I searched gay Disney character on Google, why is there a list?

[@xzombieadrianx1249]

@Javert Boudreau so basically impersonating Oprah

[@digitalunity]

See, selling tickets is as easy as acting like you care about something.

[@dahla1919]

prince eric is on it

[@ApolJooce]

Every 6 months they reveal their first gay character

[@spacechase9705]

Mickey Mouse: There's a *WHAT*

[@gayyee2832]

6:20 my aro/ace friend is one of the biggest shippers I know so I’m not sure if I believe this. They’ve told me before that they ship people because they like the idea that those two characters can make each other happy, they’re so wholesome and I would die for them

[@PAWTeamUnited]

Its 3AM and my brain is melting about this F A C T S

[@dochellsing304]

4:40 As a D&D player, I hole heartedly agree with this LoL

[@saskestheman]

Showed the Samus one to a friend of mine and he just logged off Discord.

[@iddqdfomin1593]

2:02 CHEESE AND RICE MOONY

[@B4K4xNi]

Dude when she did the cat voice i had to pause the video and google who voiced Morgana in P5 because it was so spot on??

[@HaydenX]

Violet is also a "shrinking violet" in personality. Dash has the childhood facial features (slightly exaggerated and goofy) that make him likely to be the archetypal "dashing" hero after puberty grows his other features to match.

[@idkihavenofriends8220]

This is hands down, one of the best tumblr videos

[@bacca4813]

2:10 I was a part of that thread.

[@Starl1ght-Games]

The song "A Girl Worth Fight For" gave me fucking whiplash as a kid. I remember happily getting down to the song then stopping when they showed the burning village...

[@CircusSabre]

If everyone's favorite shipping dynamics is "character you can project on and your type" is my type red haired alien that speaks in broken english

[@davidh6089]

1:33 OK, Dash was kinda obvious

[@IgnatianMystic]

1:19 You're just NOW realizing this?!

[@koro-is-caffeinated]

Hear me out but I want nothing more than for PM to do an impression of Present Mic saying "Time to abolish the first amendment you rockin' first years, been a while since I've popped off a lesson with some arson, yah dig?" because I've written it down once jokingly next to a doodle and have had the image of Hizashi Yamada proposing anarchy to Shota's students engraved in my mind for *YEARS.* PM I beg of you.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

My favorite shipping dynamic is "two people from opposite sides meet, have an instant mutual crush, but one is doomed to kill the other due to the cruelty of fate"

[@Mr.Sassman]

3:59 Roses are red... ...Paper can be used for lists... ...Oh god why... ...Why does this even exist?

[@SPLATPETA]

Pat I have school tomorrow Please Have mercy on me

[@IvanIsYda_]

1:12 why am i laughing so hard over this?

[@frelted6744]

2:35 ummmm seymour did you just miss the joke? its not meant to be music, its a reference to bach, the guy who made a ton of classic music...

[@ShignBright]

I was just listening to these trying to sleep and I was startled by a different voice than PM's lol

[@abagoffrogsandeggshellswit8031]

The last one really got me. My brain: Oh sh- that’s true!! Me: But I think almost all ships are my favorite.... My brain: You’re pan.....everyone’s your type.... Me: oh. Oh. OOOH!!

[@lun4rsystem]

rapunzel is a valid cherub/ancestor name

[@someone-xx6qz]

5:41, Your sacrifice will never be forgotten, hot dog guy

[@yazidefirenze]

Cheese and Rice, Moony With the right voices it's ENA and Moony reading Tumblr posts IT GOES EVERYWHERE

[@artemisblake3241]

2:07 Goblin slayer wants to know your location.

[@goldclaw1015]

I've seen all of these, and I am so happy to hear them from you in one video

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

AU memes are the best.

[@joranvandenberg2115]

5:30 He OD'd for our sins

[@trucetruce335]

s c r e a m

[@TheCreativeType]

Gotta love any TF2 reference to spontaneously happen on the internet.

[@subatomicseal7789]

0:24 say it with me everyone kung

[@floofysparkledemon6662]

i like how one character in Disney is the gay one people care about but i didn’t know that even happen because i just watch cartoons bc i dont have the patience for live action show drama and i know that the show’s going to air for a year and then die because they NEVER last. (especially on Nickelodeon)

[@lukelandis3090]

That D.A.B. backronym is leagues better than 90% of others of its kind.

[@elliee884]

8 months later and I still can’t believe that you didn’t read the casing the restaurant post to the tune of When Will My Life Begin from Tangled

[@ace8677]

How did I manage to find this at 7 in the morning after pulling an all-nighter

[@AK-qh6lr]

0:58 There actually was one story that was kind of like that. There was some kind of celebration in Jerusalem, and he split off from his parents to preach to the priests

[@citruslllad]

3:31 _Jonathan after punting Speedwagon halfway across Ogre Street_

[@cowwithahoodie]

Spider Noir: How inconceivable... Jazz band with Sexy Saxophone and EXTRA bass, play Blue Soul.

[@justaperson4656]

5:08 we have 2 cherry blossom trees VERY close to each other on my street. Wiping the anime off of cars is an actual issue

[@blank0s162]

1:48 reading manga from left to right to establish dominance over the weebs

[@BonaparteBardithion]

I also like to read choose-your-own-adventure books like regular novels.

[@a-s-greig]

@@BonaparteBardithion r/madlads

[@chelovechik]

2:54 No way, they predicted *freaky*

[@boredcore3500]

Love how the next post after scout was about chicken

[@aphelioncomett4920]

I cant believe you called out speedwagon like that

[@galaxypedestalfan]

Penni: This is sorrowful, Cortana, play Africa by Toto

[@DeadHouseMouse]

I’m still reeling from Jack Jack when Mulan came up STOP BREAKING ME SEYMOUR

[@thatnautilus2118]

The ship one at the end broke me. It's too accurate T_T

[@Dr_zevia]

1:04 Yes, it does. When Jesus was a teenager he abandoned his parents to go hand out with some priests.

[@rockgirl6786]

3:56 This is one of the best photoshops I've seen

[@GoodlyData86596]

0:12 obsidian saying this knowing how mid their latest game is and how it’s never gonna live up to their old output be like: Mardaydom- drop a live grenade when killed.

[@rainewhispers739]

5:18 GUYS THERE IS MEDIEVAL ART OF HIS CHILDHOOD ITS REAL

[@tritex6350]

4:25 where’s that image from?

[@somerandomgamer9065]

The actual movie during the burned village scene

[@tritex6350]

@@somerandomgamer9065What’s the movie?

[@tamamo3964]

*The thought of Nerva having a mental breakdown over flat-earthers makes me so happy.*

[@phastinemoon]

He’d probably just start sobbing when he learns that they don’t believe it because they’re stupid - they believe it because it aligns with a political goal.

[@theofficialtimeagent4774]

thank you pat for making me lose my mind over SPEEDWAGON god speed my dude. god speed.

[@phoebus2003]

I saw Speedwagon an instantly blew bubbles in my diet lemonade

[@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450]

I got one: "That's gnarly, dandy!"

[@edthetraveller]

I'm watching this at midnight after watching ena temptation stairway and dear god is this what drugs feel like

[@elizathegamer413]

0:41 ok guys thought about it and i think anna from frozen is pretty good 1. "Anna" is 4 letters 2. Grew up mostly isolated and then a specific event turned the world into an apocalypse so she has to figure out how to solve it 3. There are a race of characters called trolls who are grey Uhhh?????? I don't know jf there are more but i think its decent

[@calebschweim7081]

I deadass made a cult at school around the whole cheese is a loaf of milk. I would walk down the hall and ask “what is cheese?” And about twenty-three kids from varying grades said “a loaf of milk.”

[@dallas4977]

6:15 well sh*t... I like loud obnoxious people... My sister's going because their best friend the moment they see each other, and then instead of her third wheeling, I'll be third wheeling

[@krystlvines]

Considering how many samus vids mooning has starred in, I am not surprised she broke

[@schottybutitsspelledlikesc6860]

The last one is me creating my universe

[@Doc903]

So, how many "fast" characters are pun names? We have Dash, Rainbow Dash, Flash; what's next?

[@ihsanauliarahman1057]

I love discovering memes from other cultures like Brazil, Latino or even the elusive Chinese ones. Imagine memes from another dimension!?

[@optimal8307]

So I see it’s really not that funny in the alternate universe either.

[@fawna_lariat]

There's also another great ship dynamic exclusive to fictionkin ppl: Person A: Your kintype Person B: Someone you have romantic memories with

[@bloo_jahy]

I can't give this a second like and it makes me depressed

[@tiredwolf2312]

As a multishipper, what? am? I?! DOING!?!

[@dubstepbee6892]

1:34 I wish the manga rolled with that idea

[@definitelyhuman3512]

Its a lot more fun with two different voice actors

[@starorcarina8525]

I mean a common misconception of the Bible is that when Jesus was left behind in the Temple while in actuality he litterally just walked off to the Temple so you could say his Rebellious teen years starts with,"I do what I want bitch"

[@silkyxcore5497]

I feel strongly attacked on the last one

[@springlockd]

_"goddammit not more homestuck"_ i type out before realising what my profile picture and name is _"is this a curse?"_

[@realultraformerlyultranact6542]

i like classical music

[@eliasmg9144]

Guys guys guys, hear me out, hear me out, for the spiderverse meme thingy, everyone uses a different Rick Astley song for rickrolling

[@Moon122]

2:20 Scout would do that honestly

[@andreafussaro7384]

My friend came up to me and told me they had the tea. But there information was completely wrong so I obviously said “that’s not even tea,that tea is just water dyed brown!”

[@Supernova10000]

3:37 SPEEDWAGON

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

0:14 I remember the comments on this trailer. "I thought youtube didn't allow executions on the site." Obsidian was fucking brutal, went straight for the fucking neck, and it worked even better since it was released right in the middle of *every* fallout fan having a different reason to want Todd Howard's neck on a pike.

[@ArataKamikaze]

In the version of mulan i got, the song was: "We want to have someone to come back to" So i missed that meaning

[@somehobo2618]

3:00 I had to look these up because I was about to commit to a full on break down and cry my eyes out because I didn't know what the exact memes were, weird flex but ok and this is sad alexa play despacito

[@pepperbrie7124]

Nah my favourite ship dynamic is Person A: my type Person B: My type