Altis Taxi Copper

[@ALEXISAGREIVER]

How are people so patient with Daniel I can never understand it. There's no way a police officer doesn't immediately arrest someone who just had an intentional and almost fatal collision with him and then forgives multiple vehicular homicides and almost being murdered in a locked car at the bottom of the ocean... and yet I am proven wrong every time.

[@residentJ3553]

Because they don't have enough people to roleplay with them so they'll let anything slide lol

[@gran.kahuna]

its his first day on the job

[@SEHatz]

To be honest, it's probably just the fact that Daniel sifts through all of these people until he finally finds someone thats worthy of one of these videos

[@Robzabest25]

cos its just a game

[@ImaYellowLemon]

English policemen are like this.

[@Yervy]

"you need to make sure you're driving on the right hand side of the road" immediately slams into pedestrians, i couldn't stop laughing

[@jvcobisdeaf]

wasnt expecting a yerv spotting here

[@monsieursir1305]

big daddy yerv...

[@gaylordfocker1593]

What is Yerv doing here lol

[@nikomedes6394]

The yervmeister watches Daniels

[@bant3565]

based yerv

[@handoroxpurooskotto2771]

"How can you arrest me when your dead" was such a baller line

[@WiresDawson]

lmao

[@user-zr7qm7zf4o]

Def gonna use that one on a cop in the future

[@agoniaXdunya]

You’re

[@razen9766]

@@user-zr7qm7zf4o on the game, right?

[@IGotYourBackBROTHER]

@@razen9766 ***Anakin Face***

[@NowWithMoreMolecules]

I'm sorry, driving people into lakes just never gets old.

[@sammydemon666]

No problem, no need to apologise, it's not your fault.

[@silure9502]

Its ok dude we understand, no need to be sorry, dw

[@NowWithMoreMolecules]

I thank you for your understanding.

[@dontdex8221]

@@sammydemon666 it kinda is though, imagine how many people will die driving into a lake while remembering something funny Daniel said. His jokes has consequences.

[@munkirtokage4816]

Ocean Right?!

[@8klo]

I can't believe this police officer was trying to get a free ride from Daniel. Worst thing one can do.

[@mphylo2296]

for real. Daniel should have ratted him out for trying to blackmail him into getting a free ride

[@smellypatel5272]

@@mphylo2296 crooked cops

[@-InsanelySick-]

no such thing as a free lunch

[@flashypork]

Props to the copper for staying in character while still being a funny subject to troll. He ended up being a hilarious straight man to Daniel's insanity.

[@ileiad]

He can't get angry because that's fail RP. It's not fail RP if he just rolls with it. Edit: oh, and before someone /r/wooshes me, just know I don't think any less of you, okay?

[@POZsquadHSG]

@@ileiad settle down

[@yungebola5524]

@@ileiad settle down

[@mommasbigboy8656]

@@ileiad settle down

[@greenghostmusic3240]

definition of “I can’t believe you’ve done this”

[@Fishin4pigeon]

The way he's trying so hard to roleplay at 1:03 or so and then Daniel runs over some pedestrians while he's still talking kills me

[@anonymouse4138]

a friendly journey

[@harveywallbanger3123]

It's like a Monty Python skit about the world's most oblivious policeman. "Your passenger seems to have stolen my car...may I please have a ride?" "I believe you just committed two acts of vehicular homicide... that's not very good driving, sir." "What I don't understand was why you locked the doors, drove into the river and left me to die... it was a good thing I had my rebreather."

[@Jvirus2]

@@harveywallbanger3123 “how can you arrest me when you’re dead”

[@RainCity1277]

“That’s not very good driving sir” looool

[@muskateer12345]

@@harveywallbanger3123 haha gold

[@reitrace]

i love how he under reacts so much to daniel just running over pedestrians

[@reitrace]

sir thats uhh not very good driving sir

[@Philistine]

just like real life

[@cs40660]

he still needed his ride

[@Gaylent]

Honestly props to the cop simply refusing to break character no matter what lol.

[@Valskyr]

"this is the police, to the police. 20k pls"

[@andygt888]

hey do you want a taco? quite possibly the best daniel video of all time

[@Killertheman]

@@andygt888course I would

[@OGSumo]

That cop was such a good sport.

[@synthetic240]

He was the most brilliant mind of his generation. His life was cut down too soon. To meet such an end is a cruel thing.

[@Roderik95]

Poor Laszlo. The finest mind of our generation.

[@synthetic240]

@@Roderik95 He will truly be missed

[@thc_freebaser]

thank you for bringing this back

[@jeanbilal7981]

Daniel is dead?!

[@MrLTiger]

@@jeanbilal7981 no he's not. I saw him on discord 2 days ago

[@foncess]

In the original video, he keeps the cop locked in his car under water for like 20 minutes

[@returnalnocturnal7729]

Jesus the amount of patience rp players have is astounding

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

bruh lol how did he not started cussing at that point

[@heroinwithease]

Where did the original go

[@justforgaming2956]

which game is this bro?

[@PureSkill900]

@@heroinwithease kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnLLqnadbMqIh5o here’s the full video

[@actuallydove0812]

One of the best Daniel videos in a while, the way he just drove into the pedestrians

[@NoSaysJo]

@Cameron we know

[@sgt.thundercok4704]

First day on the job and all.

[@wealthybone2990]

@Cameron why is it an reupload?

[@NoSaysJo]

@@wealthybone2990 bc Daniel is odd like that

[@justforgaming2956]

what game is this bro?

[@ikerm6087]

"i will be forced to show my video evidence"

[@Mattyew]

I watched the full version of this and it was excellent. Imagine hearing "how can you arrest me if you're dead" and being confused for a moment before running from a madman with a gun? absolutely terrifying.

[@justforgaming2956]

what game is this bro?

[@yeetyeet7070]

@@justforgaming2956 Arma 3, bruv. The Arma 3 Altis Life Roleplaying [mouthbreathers only] [UK] server, to be exact

[@yeetyeet7070]

@@justforgaming2956 *I mean Fortnite, this is Fortnite

[@justforgaming2956]

@@yeetyeet7070 no is genshin impact you nooby

[@PolishCaptainC4]

1:25 that hello + long neck just killed me

[@goozey2544]

in the livestream the cop was underwater for sooo much longer haha

[@Ov3rshot]

Can I watch the livestream somewhere?

[@elriatonvaquero6212]

Thatll be 50 k

[@Aukrenchi17]

@@Ov3rshot kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnLLqnadbMqIh5o

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

@@Ov3rshot Yes 50k please

[@justforgaming2956]

what game is this bro?

[@sandman8412]

*kills the officer* "Are you okay?" *Silence* "That'll be 50K, sir."

[@GrAnZsKy]

"Please let me out of the car sir" "That will be 50k"

[@lingricen8077]

“Not only that, but your passenger seems to have stolen my car”

[@Blind_Hawk]

Daniel really got a rivalry going with British people. Also, "How can you arrest me, when you're dead" is a fucking insane line. Straight out of Breaking Bad or something like that.

[@Zerlot]

1:06 - 1:20 I'm giggling way too hard imagining Daniel just being straight faced doing all this.

[@randriu1221]

i literally fucking cried out of laughing at tthis shit lmao thank you daniel even tho ive seen this clip, it will always be so fucking funny

[@eds1057]

Bro the timing with Daniel running those two over. Each one of his videos has a moment like that that makes me laugh hard.

[@harveywallbanger3123]

I admit I cried while watching this too, but it was mostly from the candle wax dripping on my balls.

[@Aukrenchi17]

He drove on the left side of the road because Daniel used to live in England

[@SOIncl]

"Okay, activating the meter now!" LMAOOOO

[@emilewilmar4919]

i wish this showed more of him trapped for 5 minutes in the car while daniel pretends not to know what he means when he asks to unlock the car

[@GM-by7tc]

Lifes been tough and I am going into spells of anxiety but watching these videos makes me laugh the entire time. Things will be just fine haha

[@TyrJustice]

when he left him in the water i started crying laughing

[@spicymanmeat3051]

I've been watching you quite a while now.

[@liammelder1720]

SO MANY NEW VIDEOS IM LAUGHING MORE THAN EVER

[@kickthepumpkin3701]

Daniel is an expert driver.

[@fogz]

Daniel randomly posting videos.. what a time to be alive

[@EricToTheScionti]

Isnt he dead

[@Mrmightyclash]

I give major props to that police officer for keeping a straight face, while Daniel causing this much havoc!

[@AntonioProla]

honestly one of the best things that was ever streamed/recorded...watched the old stream multiple times, nice to see it getting some recognition

[@garret9662]

got a link to it? i'd love to watch it

[@AntonioProla]

@@garret9662 dont think i can link stuff in comments, seems to get removed but ye just type in "DNSL Altis Cops - 2016-06-06" and you will find it in its full glory :)

[@RadioactiveSince1990x]

@@AntonioProla Thank you for that, this is one of the funniest videos he's ever made

[@AntonioProla]

@@RadioactiveSince1990x np :)

[@brosghost]

The Daniel metre seemed to be how pissed Daniel was this time

[@orliwoolf]

Full version is even better because he actually gets away with it in the end

[@SamaelVR]

"activating the meter now" he meant the daniel meter

[@nicholasnewman1810]

"Please Unlock the Car Sir"... "PLEASE Unlock the Car SIR!!" I almost died laughing

[@LetsGoGetThem]

its his first day on the job

[@Zero_1_zero_]

When Daniel finds someone like the cop, it’s just pure magic

[@Jim8ob]

I'm going to miss Daniels, his videos were on another level. Godspeed my friend see you in another life.

[@Sean-kd9zo]

Hes not gone is he?

[@iPanLIVE]

@@Sean-kd9zo yeah he's passed on to the Third Life

[@udracula9186]

@@Sean-kd9zo yeah he died last month, but we don't have much info about it

[@EricToTheScionti]

@@udracula9186 wtf no way

[@thegtalover100]

@@udracula9186 i don’t believe you

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

Damn, that cop was such a nice fellow though.

[@sparky1595]

Mows down 2 bystanders "erm that's not very good driving sir" Daniel was just providing this absolute chad with an outlet for his gold in this video

[@deathsheadknight2137]

BLSSSHHH

[@yeetyeet7070]

The long version is even funnier

[@EricToTheScionti]

The way he delivers that final line you can tell he is smiling and trying not to lol

[@ZX-ou5op]

"Sorry, I'm new to this job" he says, as he passes a vehicle cartwheeling down the sidewalk between a wall and a truck, immediately before plowing through a couple of pedestrians.

[@rampageblizzard]

I absolutely love people who are creative with their trolling aren’t just toxic / abrasive to the people they’re trolling. If I got pranked like this in a game, it would make my entire day.

[@jh7589]

the full version of this is actually incredible

[@EricToTheScionti]

Link

[@jh7589]

@@EricToTheScionti kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnLLqnadbMqIh5o

[@TheUltimateHacker007]

@@EricToTheScionti kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnLLqnadbMqIh5o

[@MrLTiger]

@@EricToTheScionti kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnLLqnadbMqIh5o

[@jh7589]

@@EricToTheScionti did you enjoy the full 40 mins?

[@Neil_SM]

Well the cop didn’t hold up his own end of the bargain, he should’ve had to pay the cab fare.

[@666.jenkins]

"uuuuh sir, that's uuh, that's not very good driving, sir" choking. help

[@oswaldomayberry9260]

“Your passenger seems to have stolen my car”

[@leandromacias6461]

This is like a prequel to the Daniels job hunter video it's the same guy 🤣🤣

[@liammelder1720]

HE JUST KEEPS UPLOADING HAHAHAHA

[@donynya]

"When the law doesn't pay taxists!" - The Equilizer 3

[@MGR100]

“Hey learn to drive” was left out, I recommend going and watching the og video

[@Crashpng]

i didn't know Ronnie Krey played video games 0:13

[@Kelvostrass]

That journey costed him his life

[@Squareheed]

I love how the gang is the UVF hahahaha

[@MrNomadic76]

That escalated slowly.

[@ratboy717]

I remember watching this bit live, I was laughing so damn hard

[@DoodleHades]

[Attack] But sir, how can you arrest me when you're dead?

[@shooper3472]

After this he was questioned by a cop and managed to stall until server restart

[@MrNeonz-fk2ky]

*Runs over a crowd of people* “Ummuh siiir umm that’s not really good driving sir”

[@SpartanAbell]

Nobody gonna talk about the moaning dude @0:20

[@narcant]

i am fucking loving these uploads. more more MORE

[@TheWowBomb]

RIP dnsl.. you’ll truly be missed. One of my favorite content creators

[@jeanbilal7981]

How did he pass?

[@EricToTheScionti]

@@jeanbilal7981 he had gas

[@deadbeef576]

@@jeanbilal7981 He couldnt pay the 50k

[@CODA96]

@@jeanbilal7981 With ''Rip'' he probably meant the guy isnt streaming anymore

[@yoloswaggins2161]

Daniel is an artist

[@TheSparrowLooksUp]

Have I seen this before or is Daniel just a master of scientific experimentation?

[@ttallys]

It was livestreamed

[@BusyBasaz]

Such a nice cop. Aw you killed him!

[@Banginbobby]

Vuh Vuh VOTE FOR DANIEL!

[@notahuman369]

The most British cop in the world.

[@NormAlNormAlNormAl]

wtf this is hilarious algorithm finally doing it's job

[@atmas1337]

Cop: Give me a ride Oh no!

[@greenghostmusic3240]

“That’ll be 50k” had me dying

[@jungy9001]

Haven’t played arma in a years but this video brought me back to the times I would play on Milsim servers and drive a truck into a fully loaded heli at the staging area. Thank you and keep these coming please

[@revanamell1791]

I don't get stuff like this. Like, just play GTA. It's right there.

[@prestongervais]

funny, this video just came up on my recommended just yesterday and today you've uploaded this.

[@cahydra]

the patience of this man lmao

[@abrazbashar]

I believe when Daniel is not speaking he is laughing his bottom off

[@BigBeeZerker]

I can’t breathe how does he not break character

[@siskavard]

That cops avatar probably looks exactly like himself in real life

[@ikerm6087]

you´re becoming quite a celebrity

[@narcleptik]

Thay cop pulled the Uno reverse card and made you owe HIM money lmao

[@ohioresident8963]

i would have been dead if the cop said the ticket is 50 k

[@mr.magoo2238]

The fucking crash made me lose my shit

[@DJCAntisocial]

"that'll be 50k" hmmmmmm yes

[@Wuschi2001]

I can hear the state of his teeth

[@HappyCaffeine]

Activating the meter now

[@kingofpain11111]

Oldie and Goldie

[@stormi1799]

God I thank you for curing my depression

[@mikeyswift2010]

I like the way he just dropped the whole 50k thing the first time he did it as soon as the cop had a slight rebuttal lol

[@eloso2225]

1:25 SCP Daniel shows water capabilities

[@gearswarrior902]

Little did this man know, detaining Daniel in a room with him was his absolute worst move

[@hellpermonkey]

1:30 had me DYING.. that'll be 50K

[@ouraniasakellariou4824]

Black Friday had an upgrade go run down the devils arrows

[@timvanloo6]

I could've sworn I've seen this clip years ago. Did I time travel...?

[@markedone6882]

So funny, the full clip is even funnier

[@Soudactive]

ok, the goldmine is reopened

[@Deceptive6]

We miss you Daniel!!

[@davidbanterford3216]

Poor guy. Bet he failed a cop exam irl.