I Paid An Editor To RUIN This Video

[@mudkipfan2585]

Little does Altrive know he could've just had dotColin edit this video and he'd get the same result

[@sherlockk1000]

It would've been great, definitely a 10/10 upload

[@antoine5497]

10/10 joke

[@TehBaconBrawlerZ]

Banger

[@andrewagriculture2398]

No then it would just be the word editor or dotcolin

[@theregularterrarian3933]

it would be a 10/10

[@likegarlic5284]

This video is so chaotic that when my neighbor started mowing their lawn I wholeheartedly believed that it was a part of the video

[@cdug7963]

After watching through this whole thing, I’d have to say my general outlook on the world has become a lot darker

[@Narwhalosaurus]

dw it'll get redder then whiter soon

[@crazykrabby]

weird, i had the opposite reaction

[@water9151]

every single minute another piece of the puzzle connects this video is legitimately amazing

[@squak___]

Yeah ita ki da like a puzzle game if you think about it cause the editor has to figure out how to edit all the requests without blowing up thier pc

[@Aaronitmar]

This is the greatest video on KZbin and I won't be taking any follow-up questions

[@Whirlpool730]

None needed

[@undertalegamer8571]

ok

[@mak221]

Why no follow up questions?

[@bidoof367]

fortnite

[@lmaoexdee6959]

For legal reasons, they cut out the part where he ask the editor to game end the queen

[@ballisticboo7808]

That's a lie we all know schlatt killed the queen

[@alterrys]

Can't wait for Jawsh to complain the whole 35 minutes!

[@nonmagicalwitch]

Remember when people hated on youtubers that hired an editor instead of editing the video themselves? Crazy times

[@dubiouslittlecreature908]

no im not 40

[@Color_Splsh]

@@dubiouslittlecreature908 ok 3 year old, "look at me, i can go potty by myself"

[@ckowkay]

@@Color_Splsh more like goo goo gaa gaa am I right?

[@DaSlimyGoat]

@@dubiouslittlecreature908 actual toddler

[@dubiouslittlecreature908]

@@Color_Splsh boomer copium

[@hackerling]

did the editor survive after this

[@willnglee]

i need therapy

[@susiedeltarune19]

My mom left

[@shadowgoatz]

the body was never found

[@cassettemokarosa5108]

@@willnglee did you get like a bonus for this video or did they just overwork you for a joke?

[@playerpogg]

The greatest thing about this video, is that this is the first time of this type of content, where the editor puts exactly everything it's been said Editor, that was a hit!

[@radiotomatosauce99]

"we shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request"

[@StarTide64]

the editor is GOATED for making this video, the time and effort it likely took to make this is insane. huge props to them.

[@Bob-rt3dk]

The fact the video kept forcing itself into 144p really enhanced this for me

[@torkip1313]

I'm glad guptill exercising but very fast worked out so well, and also very much confused the editors

[@hungryleolord6043]

27:36 "god save the queen" you were too late editor, you should have finished the video then the video would be uploaded sooner and the queen might have been saved you failure

[@-Gug-]

That’s a lot of guilt to carry… not cool editor 🙁

[@OddDuck64]

Editor, go res the queen at the reboot van.

[@baqly]

This feels like one of the 2000 websites that is full of ads, to more adware riddled websites

[@Coco_Powda]

I love how there’s only 17 jokes he thought were funny

[@dekulag238]

I have a ton of college work to do and my brain goes let’s watch Altrive best 35:39 minutes of my life

[@angeloid_]

saaameeeee

[@emmitt0ther297]

I hate that everytime the cool whip bit played for one second it made me laugh cause it’s always just right as I forgot about it

[@zednoma8036]

this is a masterpiece in disguise. There are so many beautiful undertones and turns that come out of nowhere! *spoilers* When the infinity gauntlet is initially at the bottom of the screen, you almost don't notice it due to the overwhelming stimulus of this video. It wasn't until there was around 3 stones when I noticed, there's more being added? From this point on i was so intrigued to find out why this gauntlet was there? it wasn't mentioned at all and clearly it's setting up for some joke. Then, finally after all the buildup the gauntlet is complete! Then nothing. Is that it? all the buildup for the gauntlet? Then the annoying orange clip plays. I was left more confused than before! I wanted to know "where did all of this come from?" Then to hear them demand it from the editor was, expected, but the demander was not! We assume to hear Alrtive or Jawsh make some sort of remark about a gauntlet, but no! It was actually a 3rd party character that would set up for such a long winded joke! This is truly a film you must watch multiple times to experience everything. 4/5 stars

[@shooshiwhooshi8736]

The editor probaly went through hell to remember all the things they wanted

[@kianbeese]

great to see no one was fired for being a catboy, good video

[@turdy_water7646]

this video is over half an hour long but it felt like all of time had halted just for this to play

[@dellyj7954]

I like how you have to watch further into the video for previous edits to be explained

[@calebk8278]

This is like a mystery movie where you have the end result and they spend the whole movie learning how everything got there

[@vantacyan]

This is one of the most fire videos I've ever seen, definitely breaking the internet

[@RyzeMain]

17:34 dang i havent seen anyone copypaste that in like 10 years, thats some nostalgia @editor

[@AxellAI21]

"the most unwatchable video i've ever uploaded" jokes on you, i've watched it till the end. What a journey it was lol.

[@jinxeatsdust]

Thumbnail aged beautifully

[@geenobe9941]

19:42 epic fail. That’s actually nightmare Fredbear when Jawsh SPECIFICALLY asked for Freddy Fazbear. Altrive Plus was right when he said this video was unwatchable smh.

[@e-o-o]

This video was so awesome!!!! Can’t wait for the squeakquel!!!!!!

[@gloriousbutterking3417]

Imagine the editor just says "fuck it" and makes the video black and no audio for an hour

[@goldenft3208]

that timer was the most terrifying thing I've ever witnessed in several months

[@fireblade696]

I love how there are things in the video that you don’t understand until they ask for it later.

[@Landomazing0]

they must of fired dotcolin cause this videos gonna be a 1/10

[@Jonathan_Finch]

I knew exactly what the timeline was gonna look like, but it still got me

[@fchef8370]

Bro I started crying when mid apology video Ninja said Takis are seriously intense.

[@QyfieK]

This can not be an official Altrive Plus video. He would never approve of an editor putting One Piece in B tier. This is Dakotah coming for revenge against Dash.

[@thisguykreas]

30:37 Somehow aerial gleam found its way into an altrive video. Impressive, and also awesome.

[@Rosem_Blossom]

This is unironically one of my favorite videos ever made.

[@jacobhooper6693]

It was an honor to be in chat for this

[@ryguyc6]

The crazy thing is that this video is just 1/5 of what you see on an average TikTok

[@King0fKyles]

You can ruin anything with a sludge hammer and a dream

[@thatsabruhmoment17]

Very refreshing to see Jawsh actually having a good time instead of JawshRaging

[@Vermasium]

this video is the equivalent of jingling keys infront of me to keep my adhd at bay

[@normieaboo3866]

The fact that I still cant pinpoint the place where they asked the editor to put in random moments of the "cool whip" bit

[@masonwoods649]

I can't believe the editor participated in thr marvel vfx artist challenge

[@thornels]

I am so impressed by Altrive's sheer knowledge and memory of memes

[@arockthatlived1543]

This has the same feeling as watching an entire analog horror series

[@soloops8322]

The fucking foreshadowing in this video rivals the greats

[@squak___]

Bro I cant imagine how many times the editor had to go back and edit something like a hitmarker into the first 10 minutes of the video lmao

[@craiggerot]

27:36 well that aged like fine milk

[@BigGGExtras]

dotColin normally editing a video is the equivalent to this video

[@sawgobrrr7284]

That rotoscope, he drew thirty frames, impressive!

[@Godzillatronus2021]

It would've been amazing if the reddit gold never appeared once in the video

[@rubystardust4723]

You know I'm just now realizing that the ADHD diagnosis I got a few months back really explains why this video is so captivating to me

[@lordcooler3376]

i think it would of been wholesome if the editor did none of the edits of this video and just kept saying no.

[@dukeofburgerz5225]

Honestly, getting midroll ads on this video is a relief from the cacophony of all the edits. Editor, add in the Patreon link to watch without ads

[@kyletheroommatealt]

Pikmin 4 dropped, thats a hit

[@ShockHat734]

Was glad to see the antiperspirant joke make its grand return

[@nethanielelliott4949]

I like how playing jump force was where he drew the line

[@wormius7350]

Now he needs to upload the same video without any of the editing

[@PointsofData]

So...the full length VOD?

[@IRUKANJI]

"Put in the OJ bronco video with the Fall Guys intro" We have reached a whole new level of content.

[@fireblade696]

Why is the infinity gauntlet in the rotoscope? It wasn’t in the video then

[@ryanh_dev]

this deserves an upvote

[@Q_W_I_N_N]

This is the most watchable video I've seen for months maybe years now.

[@mygenericlife5433]

12:04. thats as long as i could stand it

[@Dennisbutterwarrior]

I ended up watching all the ads thinking it was part of the editing and actual part of the video

[@MonoOtto.]

27:36 this didn’t age the best but its still funny to hear

[@溫度計水銀飲料]

the way bro chugged that gatorade

[@SCents624]

This is probably the most efficient way I’ve wasted 35 minutes

[@rossiscool1141]

this feels like those tiktok clip channels that put the gameplay on the bottom and the movie on the top

[@benebsbiagtan3357]

Editor keep being awesome.

[@OddDuck64]

This is what adhd feels like.

[@averygooddeed2490]

If the editor cam wasnt there i wouldve thought it was a dotcolin video

[@reminiscentiaoff4669]

this is the sensory overload experience

[@idiotonhiskeyboard4199]

19:41 damn guess the editor ain’t a true fnaf fan if they confuse Freddy with Fred Bear

[@SuperDZ555]

ok but none of the jokes in this video are funnier than dash's antiperspirant joke

[@SilverDarkin]

17:36 bro even looks like a lux main

[@Karizmatyc]

this video takes multiple watches to fully comprehend what's going on

[@StylizeRoyal42]

This was genuinely painful to watch because how much stuff was on the screen Edit: it was also funny

[@plum.phobia]

this is truly, undeniably, without a doubt, genuinely unwatchable. good job editor

[@jackawaka]

That carefree joke was a banger

[@Hopecaster]

14:58 you asked me that question I'd've said Nilesyy. Forgot about Sethbling somehow

[@ExImperialDragon]

This was actually the most watchable Fortnite video I've ever seen

[@swole_al]

this video was pure chaos and it was awesome!

[@quackkillerreal]

I didn’t realize that was will until he banned that guy

[@Jamlord2061]

this video has more vampirism than morbius

[@bN_isheeere]

0:25 why was this accurate

[@dogewow9893]

This was so hard to watch until Markiplier started playing I Am Bread

[@parkmcintosh2097]

I watched this stream and never believed this would come out

[@durk8892]

That other editor was really in his slith era

[@MrCookiedough]

I kept forgetting what the trigger was for every edit and it was just things happening

[@lrgogo1517]

Unironically wish the Reddit Gold feature was more obtrusive, I keep forgetting it exists

[@tbm3797]

shoutout to planktonamor at 18:50

[@kingsmithgaming8726]

This is the peak of the channel right here folks

[@QueeenCrimson]

I was listening to this masterpiece and then my dad came up and began to listen to football next to me

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

2:06 fishtank empire rules supreme!

[@Kall_Me_Koro]

Editor, every time you get a request, double your pay

[@an_annoying_cat]

we need more suffering in our lives so a sequel is necessary