Game of Thrones Abridged #40: Eddard X, AGOT

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[@Seetj]

This book is just ned getting progressively more sweaty

[@JsbHiFi]

"you said you were coming on the Facebook event" i died

[@CRob172]

“Robert Baratheon and Rhaegar Targaryen invited you to an event Battle of the trident"

[@krloz7493]

im sad the support for this series drop so much, i dont miss a video, great job!.

[@WrangleMcDangle]

i wonder if this was the moment that ned realized lyanna would have been treated like cersei

[@famowx]

I think Ned always knew Robert wouldn’t exactly be a great husband, that was just how it went in Westeros so he didn’t object. Ned is pretty straightforward with the fact that he notices Robert’s flaws, he’s the only one who will be honest with him a lot of the time. Plus he already knew that Lyanna genuinely loved Rheagar, so he knew her feelings for Robert were complicated to say the least.

[@catathielemann3239]

My english vocabulary gets broader every monday, wednesday and friday. Thanks, Alt dear :)

[@FinestSeven]

Brain-boxes and face-holes mang.

[@sffrnndzn]

"If I were a man I would eat his heart in the marketplace." -Shakespeare writing about Cersei probably Also I'm SO here for your rant about the show.

[@smashedavo6949]

Omg I love this series so much - haven't read the books in so long I've forgotten all the extra cool shit in them. Thanks so much Alt!!

[@DongusMcBongus]

“Matter of fact, forget the blackjack!”

[@bobthepervyuncle]

"But not whores, eh?"

[@derrickwatson4597]

I agree 💯💯that was some of the best dialog

[@TheVIdeosOnly]

these videos are the highlight of my week

[@ceilingfanenthusiast6041]

Did they used to be once a week lol? Long long ago 😞

[@IvorMektin1701]

Robert Baratheon: Passive aggressive action hero, devourer of feasts.

[@KlaraL-_-]

Oh, I was so looking forward to this chapter and Ned´s dream! Thanks, this was awesome :)

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

I was born to rule the Seven Kingdoms, and I will!

[@jolinefields3460]

23,000 views on this!!❤and the love of these reads is amazing and I also didn’t get all notifications but this is just the gold standard for the best summary and ongoing love for the series and all versions that are possible

[@MrLogi5]

Eddy gettin pretty shwifty in this chapter!

[@DerFrischkopf]

wasnt the "wear it in silence" part in the show?

[@DerFrischkopf]

just checked; it is (in case anyone should care about that)

[@sandeinplayz4566]

Mark Addy gives the line a perfect delivery, too.

[@boostkopf2787]

I wanted to buy the ASOIF series with your amazon link to support you for those awesome videos but shipping to Germany costs an additional $20 :/ Anyway, thank you for your work!

[@faisalkamal4319]

no exposition - Arthur Dayne

[@aquaticasmr184]

first I didn't even get the notification just happened to be on KZbin

[@thessan11]

Wtf KZbin unsubscribed me from this channel? Found this in my recommendations thank Christ

[@nickjimenez3236]

can you please please please raise the volume on these?

[@CRob172]

So alt I got a theory for u, the five forts in Yi Ti will have some importance and I think that in the east there at the five forts they have a second nights watch, to guard the other side of the lands of always winter aka the grey waste and that will be another place where the white walkers will attack and how they will attack Essos, and the 50 thousand there is because of the proximity of the grey waste they have more attacks from the armies of the dead so they have more people volunteer to man the forts, which is why it would be the westerosi nights watch could not ever meet their numbers, but we don't know it due to the limited amount of things we know about the east so say like benjen stark ends up at the 5 forts after exploring the lands of always winter and finding out about what the white walkers intentions

[@55bueller]

How do you play roses ?🌹

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

Real trap shit

[@IvorMektin1701]

Ok, enough about Manchester, time to escape to Westeros.

[@jackhill3273]

Theory is Arthur Dayne saying "So it begins" was a dialogue starter and Ned blinded by rage for his sister being kidnapped assumed Dayne wanted to fight instead of talk, hence the "No Now It End!" And fight ensuing. Or just reading too deep into it.

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Summarize The Summary- Fuck yeah my friends. I've missed one (last week) or maybe two all series. This is by far my favorite forum to spew blasphemy. thank you for creating a safe place for me to spew. Spew. Right up there with Moist.Some animals spew into the moist. Hashfuckingtag #gonadjokes. The Ned 10. One of my favorites. Dreaming an old dream is a super dope way to explain a haunting thought. I have lots of haunting thoughts and that kicks my in the bi-gender gonads. The Sword of the Morning, The White Bull and The Whent (The Cummed?) are all Dick Jokes if you squint hard enough.That little kid saw dead people. I see Dick Jokes. Im afraid nobody will read this. Is that Sad? Si. Schwifty will read this. Fevre Dream. Spelling counts. I met a Female. I'll drop some hints next chapter. Let's focus on The Ned. Ten. This is a heavy, cumbersome chapter. It feels like a chapter that wrote itself. You watch Ozzyman videos? your "Fuck" made me think of it. The Veyon Poole "FUCK" . Sansa, Sansa, Sansa. Did The Ned really bring down a fuckin' tower? by his Northern Lonesome? Did Howie move some earth around? How the Fuck do two dudes Raze a stone Tower? I deal with people all day that use english as a second language. This is a great place to hear proper vocabulary. +Alt Schwift X Altruism. The Female i met has never read the books. She honestly thinks Cersei is doing a good job. I pray for her. Ain;t Nobody Praying For Me. The New Kendrick Lamar Album is Fire. Bobby B. Said "Fuck It" Bicker is a great word. So is Wicker and Sphincter. I can be a lout just like Bobby 7Hells when i am feeling amoral. But i never hit a bitch. Cersei is certainly one of them. Cersei wants a dick? Wear it in silence....... so friggin' good, much better then 'Bad Pussy' Hate Train. Good on ya. Can you follow this shit i type? I hope so and at the exact same time i don't give 7 fucks. is there a word for that? Don't answer that. Fuck a Boar. and Fuck a Bore. The King kills a Boar, and The Hand scrapes the parasites off of the bloody carcass. I wish it was said better somewhere. IT DOES NOT SUIT THE NED TO WEAR THE HAND!!!!!! On to the next chapter and more info on the female. Be Well Everyone including but not limited to CATA.

[@catathielemann3239]

Hairless Oyster it's 2:50 in the morning and I'm reading your comments. You are really funny. Gonna keep reading. You're my favorite oyster ever.

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Cata Thielemann it's 2:50 hear too!!!!!!!! I'm so fuxkin busy these weeks but I love this shit like peanut butter loves chocolate. #sneakyfooddescriptions

[@ernesttokes527]

Hairless Oyster i always read the summary of the summary... and laugh...

[@hairlessoyster3689]

+Ernest Tokes have lots of fun and Be Well.

[@malovela]

I've never really understood what Cersei means by "I shall wear it like a badge of honour". I mean, how EXACTLY is it a badge of honour? It sounds good and all, but when it comes down to it, it makes no sense to me.

[@lllllagoosling]

(in my opinion) she's proud of herself because she made him acknowledge her. robert only fights people who can pose a challenge (and he only fights with violence). he hits her because he finally sees her as an opponent, and that's a step towards the respect cersei wants

[@malovela]

@@lllllagoosling That's an excellent interpretation. Thank you.

[@willfischer6007]

My interpretation of the line is that the operative word is “like” a badge of honor. She will display it openly for everyone at court to see, as if she were proud of it. She’s mostly just threatening to make Robert look like a wife-beater in public, a mostly empty threat in Westeros considering the average man’s behavior, but it’s the only open threat she can make in that situation and you know Cersei isn’t gonna pass up on opportunity to threaten someone

[@malovela]

@@willfischer6007 Very well thought and said. Thank you.

[@HelciusCabral]

oh man, why am I not getting the sweet sweet notifications?? D:

[@TeamSnowball1]

Helcius Cabral click the bell sweet summer child

[@HelciusCabral]

Erick Partida the notification bell is active since the beggining of this channel, I was getting the notifications, not anymore :/ also happening on ASX main channel

[@IvorMektin1701]

Helcius Cabral KZbin screwed up a bunch of mine today.

[@Ghostwalker2061]

Hey, I liked Tyrion's "punch me in the face" line.

[@UraStr]

well to be fair to D&D, the hounds scenes were funny, Bronn's arch is also enjoyable, what they f'ed up the most is Arya's ark, but maybe G.R.R. f's it up too...

[@adamsolence6666]

Get more drunk.

[@reinerselbstschuss3820]

ned hasn't had no nedwork yet. bad for nedhead.

[@nouprajy]

Why did Ned who was Lord of the north and has always kept a sizable household guard even in peace time go to then tower of joy with only 6 people (who were also nobles who would each also keep a personal guard).

[@realyopikechannel]

the theory goes that benjen knew about rheagar and lyanna being married and it not being a kidnapping, he tells ned and then when ned sees robert kill all of rheagars babies and he knows his sister is maybe pregenant with rheagars baby so he would have taken only people who he 100% trusted to never tell anyone about what happened their. if he took his personal guard or allowed other lords to bring theres they most likley would have told someone and it would have gotten back to robert and he would kill eddards nephew jon snow.