alyssa edwards wants to kiss tom hanks

TOM HANKS IN FORREST GUMP IS YOUR ONSCREEN CRUSH YOU PSYCHO?????

[@emilyholidaybeauty]

“Because you’re not a woman of intelligence integrity and energy.” ✨✨

[@jaydock1]

PLS THAT KNOCKED ME TF OUT

[@MrBroccoliStew]

truth

[@siddhsense5085]

PERIOD

[@Gusty85]

Love it! I will start saying this every time I am in a disagreement with someone!

[@jonesaholic]

this lives forever rent-free in my mind ❤️

[@abkl1]

Alyssa's fighting for her life trying to justify choosing Tom Hanks 😂

[@barfyman-wn3id]

*his

[@SergioE.RascOrti]

In Forrest Gump

[@someonesomeone25]

You just know she's thought about Tom a little too much at night.

[@oldvlognewtricks]

@@barfyman-wn3id Username checks out

[@nayeonnieunnie]

@@barfyman-wn3id *her, learn some culture you idiot

[@tutterstan]

SHE SOUNDS SO SERIOUS DURING HER REASONINGGGFDBDHDH

[@barfyman-wn3id]

*He

[@hypochondriahall]

@@barfyman-wn3id Of course you have blue hair and pronouns😂😂

[@Jacob42086]

@@barfyman-wn3id barf

[@jordanreid7076]

"You wouldn't know about any of those things because you're not a woman of integrity, intelligence, and energy!"

[@Alejaccx]

Like WHATWASDAREAAASOOON

[@grinderlector]

Alyssa is literally all of us trying to explain a celebrity crush to our friends and katya and trixie are our friends just taking the piss

[@eyesintheroad]

I’ve been shamed and dragged to filth for saying Seth Rogen 😭🤣

[@gabrielbreaker8859]

@@eyesintheroad sis why😭

[@volkova6209]

@@eyesintheroad ok but he's kind of a cute bear though..

[@wowwhatamoment8398]

@@eyesintheroadnah seth rogan is valid. That one scene from neighbors👀

[@eyesintheroad]

@@wowwhatamoment8398 looking it up rn

[@Rambl3On]

“Integrity, intelligence, and energy”

[@nn6404]

Yes I'm a WOE. Woman of Energy.

[@loveinthematrix]

i'm cryingg

[@RyanReta97]

Alyssa interacting with Trixie and Katya is incredible

[@cristome534]

is like alien-y i love it

[@moonbeeps]

We need a show with these 3

[@HelenFire420]

A proper southern woman interacting with two annoying 12yo boys.

[@theonlynorbs4272]

It's peak entertainment

[@brettmorse4976]

It’s the “Are you for real? 👁 👄 👁 “ for me

[@itsjustdanielheehee]

it’s the “the absolute fucking nerve of you” for me💀😭

[@maggot0746]

@@itsjustdanielheehee LMAOOOO I can't stop laughing

[@teralmiles]

It’s the way Trixie sits back down like a naughty school girl for me.

[@benjaminemmanuelsalomonort4838]

Remind me juicy from Atlanta saying the same line when another women throw her wings .......*and the ranch*

[@eyesintheroad]

I swear I’m going to lose my job over this

[@danielisntreal6190]

0:59 " *areyouforreal* the absolute fucking nerve of you"

[@lisandrorodriguez4623]

I need that on a shirt.

[@dharam149]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yojiviriak675]

Trix got scared and sat down immediately

[@anna-fc6bz]

trixie straight up said she would kiss jesse eisenberg and then proceeded to laugh at alyssa picking tom hanks💀💀💀💀 the absolute nerve of her

[@atolm1]

PREACH

[@lanagaga7504]

yes!!!!! omg play jesse her song

[@XxdextriousxX]

No you’re so right I didn’t even know who that was and when I looked him up I regretted wasting my time

[@lucybickerton4573]

LITERALLY…

[@rascalflattsfanpage]

fr that is an absolute CRIME. and yall if u look up a pic of him thats not enough his speaking voice is awful

[@enelabe]

The way Alyssa looks so god damn godly ethereal and elevated in this video i just can't she truly is a woman of intelligence, integrity and energy

[@yasdiaz2118]

this

[@seraby7151]

Im glad she got over the excessice tanning

[@kuobah]

The light hitting her really well here

[@SegaGenesisEvangelion]

“The absolute fuckin nerve of you” I’m weeeak 😂😂

[@nottt5203]

It's the 5 second answers from Trixie and Katya versus the minute long heartfelt pageant answer , scolding of Trixie, and reading of Katya for me.

[@StandupRoss]

Why do I feel like Alyssa was there to babysit Katya and Trixie? It's an odd but hilarious dynamic

[@oldvlognewtricks]

Tonight, Alyssa Edwards will be playing the role of long-suffering older sister who went to in-state college.

[@metroboomin8895]

She rly feels like the aunt hanging out with two teenage nieces hahaha

[@livelollobotomy]

she’s there to babysit and she lost control approximately 7 minutes after the parents left

[@YamsTube]

Katya's face the second Alyssa says Tom Hanks. I am dying.

[@HunterJarvis]

I ducking LOVE Alyssa so much because of these moments that could only be created by Alyssa 💀 the way she’s sitting and waiting patiently to speak her truth as Katya and Trix are going back and forth literally has me WHEEZING you already know she’s decided Tom hanks from that moment and is just waiting patiently for her turn to speak🪦🪦🪦😭😭😭

[@turbojon8117]

Naw she was thinking of Robert Redford until Trixie read her mind.

[@aurorealcayde1647]

@@turbojon8117 Robert Wagner *

[@cliffrobinson3128]

Alyssa’s comedic timing is perfection, it’s very Betty White-esque in she keeps a straight face and on track while there’s rabble and noise around her

[@Armistance]

Security please, there is man!

[@user-cf2lg4od3b]

Sitting up in my house with eye shadow and makeup in a Austin Powers get up on

[@Rygercsp]

Alyssa: I. LOVE. TOM. HANKS. Katya: okayokayokay

[@jamescartier8728]

Alyssa: "He has this air about him" Trixie: fourth wall break

[@bmaltez]

This is my favorite video online!! I just wish I could see more of the reactions of Trixie and Katya through Alyssa’s reasoning 😂

[@leandrovillanuevailama3651]

Me too

[@kaeteegage4846]

You know what? I get what Alyssa's trying to say. Tom Hanks while not classically a handsome Hollywood man, had a energy and charm about him in the 80s and 90s that made him endearing.

[@AvaAboy]

Completely agree!!!!

[@relll394]

@Sebastián Baeza and i oop-

[@camm7985]

I completely get where she was coming from. He had such an innocent sweetness to him in most of his big movies. This is still hilarious, though😂

[@TS-xn1mc]

“While not classically handsome” is so funny. I know you didn’t mean it as a read and it’s accurate but I’m just imagining Tom Hanks reading this comment and being like “Aw that’s nice, wait what?”

[@princemorris9952]

“ Security plzzz, there’s a man sitt’n up in my house with some long eye lashes and a weird Austin Powers get up “ lol@ Alyssa😂

[@Lexi_333]

This whole clip is chaos and I need every bit of it for serotonin

[@theartsyzoologist]

“it’s not..WET AND WIIIILD, OKAY!?”

[@friendlynightmares]

Katya's "Okay okay okay!!" after Alyssa says she loves Tom Hanks absolutely kills me

[@hoematica5841]

"Are you for real? The absolute fuckin nerve of you"

[@hymasusee]

Miss Melissa Edwards struggling to combat katya's wheeze is everything

[@charliez077]

a year late but MELISSA EDWARDS made my day :))

[@yassercastillo2607]

We deserve Alyssa on tv 24/7. National treasure for sure.

[@sarahhall4492]

The end had me wheezing , Alyssa takes herself so seriously it’s hilarious

[@sjg1829]

TOM HANKS IN FOREST GUMP IS YOUR ON SCREEN CRUSH. You PSYCHO. also her calling Tom hanks kiss wet and wild disturbed me lol

[@andrewpatrick93]

I think she said it’s not wet and wild. Katya wheezed when she said it

[@trevsinc96]

It’s incredible that this is a live 98 seconds moment of pure laughter no editing 😭🤣

[@BlackBombBird]

Literally every second of this is iconic

[@iandariff641]

That Robert Redford generational read is probably one of the quickest and funniest things I’ve heard from Trixie like literally

[@tukigollette7366]

WET. AND WILD. ✊🏻👏🏼‼️👄💅🏽

[@magogosora]

“Someone from your generation” 😂

[@cellardoor4199]

it's like she's gazing into God's eyes when explaining her reasoning

[@beigebunz]

This was THEEE best pairing of Ru girls I’ve ever seen for something like this, and honestly I want more

[@juliansmith4987]

Integrity , intelligence, and energy

[@ingGS]

I admit I have come to rewatch this sporadically. So iconic hahaha.

[@ads__]

i don’t know why but trixie “dialling” 911 at 0:35 on what is clearly a rotary phone took me out

[@effortless5367]

“The absolute f*cken nerve of you.”

[@AvaAboy]

THE AUNTIE ENERGY THAT ALYSSA IS GIVING. I absolutely love that hahaha

[@Lunalex93]

"Integrity, Intelligence and Energy" is my motto from now on.

[@AlvaroIbacacheS]

Alyssa is that one friend who tries to explain to the rest that her crush on Mufasa of the lion king makes sense

[@great-jake]

This nearly cured my depression lmao. I need more Alyssa in my life

[@themetacrisis]

Katya suggesting Charlton Heston as someone from Alyssa's generation has given me rigor morris 💀

[@mindy561]

watch it again and it seems like a written skit. it is THAT GOOD.

[@phoebedarker]

The trio of Alyssa, miss Zamo and Tracey is something I didn't think I'd never expected I would need so much

[@makelovenotwar9941]

Alyssa is not just into looks. A real womxn indeed.

[@carmi8034]

i love katya’s “okay okay okay”

[@kimanirobinson790]

Hol up! Why is Alyssa fighting for Tom Hanks' life like Trixie didn't just say Jesse Eisenberg? 🤔

[@D0CT0RECT0C00LR]

PSA this is not a read!!!! but alyssa has big southern grandma energy in the way she talks. it is so comforting to me :)

[@jsndve]

I AM CRYING SCREAMING SOBBING THROWING UP FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH 😭💀😂

[@bsommervold]

Trixie has no room to talk with her choice being Jesse Eisenberg 😂

[@llm4187]

She was trying to say he has a boyish charm.

[@SpaceIsThePlace_]

Ok but Jesse Eisenberg is a much weirder choice than Forest Gump-era Tom Hanks.

[@zzzzzz3006]

I actually get why Tom Hanks. 😆♥️

[@samjaneczek9570]

Girl, I love this. Not Trixie coming after Alyssa for Tom Hanks when she fully wrote a love song about Jessie Eisenberg. 😂

[@bernig]

Alyssa is just so hilarious without even trying. What a star.

[@NEWBOTANICA]

if there were ever to be a unhhh trio in a different universe i think alyssa would be a great addition. Same wave length on how they all function mentally but brings something talented in something that isnt heehawing or stretching which would be a new thing

[@praague]

love how this clip sums up drag life in so many ways 💕

[@evelynibarra2143]

It's ridiculous how many times I've watched this for a laugh. Thanks for uploading!

[@andysimmons1842]

They really tried it with Alyssa! And failed! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@andreafaithchong3333]

ok but can we appreciate that robert redford line

[@jamestzn111]

I watch this clip at least once a week! lol "Are you for real" gets me every time!

[@helloseattle17]

“BUT YOU WOULDN’T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THOSE THINGS, BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT A WOMAN OF INTEGRITY, INTELLIGENCE AND ENERGY.” 💀💀💀

[@jorgehernandez4098]

Now everytime I see, hear or read the name Tom Hanks I'm reminded that I'm not a woman of INTELLIGENCE, INTEGRITY AND ENERGY.

[@ellishubbard4296]

So much happened in this short clip I am just wow...just wow

[@nn6404]

This is the Alyssa guest episode of Unhhh we've been asking for.

[@victoriadeleon1681]

We as a society don’t deserve Alyssa Edwards ❤️

[@dokyungsxoxo7465]

I saved this and play this when I'm depressed

[@bustedkeaton]

"Austin's Powers"

[@bad8646]

“I FEEL VERY ATTACKED!

[@GoodOlAllisonHarvard]

Alyssa Edwards and Katya Zamolodchikova look _seriously ✨GORGEOUS, ETHEREAL and OTHER-WORLDLY✨..._ Their outfits even complement each other well OMG... 🥺🙌🏾🌺🌸🌼👑💎

[@allisonlin1711]

Alyssa is literally the QUEEN of on the fly alliterations

[@lorettacheng9718]

This clip lives in my head rent free

[@Mycenaea]

When she said Forest Gump, I really thought she said "foreskin" I had to rewatch it. "When I saw Foreskin"... mama

[@teralmiles]

Detox is that you?

[@saint_sam]

she really said you're not a woman of energy.

[@spacedimensia]

She's goddamn right tho

[@barfyman-wn3id]

*He's

[@kinderbomb]

@@barfyman-wn3id *She's

[@bustedkeaton]

@@barfyman-wn3id get a life girl

[@user-oy6hk1gn7l]

@@barfyman-wn3id nah fr I have to know, do you even know what a drag queen is

[@krisvallejo74]

I'd watch these three 24/7 like there's no tomorrow

[@frankiebluethgen4291]

can we PLEASE get alyssa on an episode of unhhhh oh my god

[@weirdguy4948]

Idk what I like more, trixies read or alyssas right after hers

[@momiji7789]

Tom Hardy is such a good answer. I'm stealing that next time it gets brought up in

[@ernestorodriguez8388]

"The absolute fucking nerve of you"

[@YamsTube]

I watch this whenever I need a pick-me-up.

[@paulfrels3590]

Simple outfits and hair and makeup 💄, Unclockable!!!!

[@vesskich]

"the absolute fucking nerve of you" 😂😂😂

[@eirween1]

i love their look... i love the set... so soft to the eye...

[@yuh...127]

Definition of: fighting for your life

[@jaydock1]

The amount of pure serotonin this gives me. I love these three!!!

[@neekikg]

Tom Hanks’s sexiness is underrated!😍

[@ramskin7756]

this is me about Bill Hader 😭😭

[@dakotaalexander9811]

Bro me too!! I don’t tell people because they make fun of meee, bill hader is sweet and deserves the hype, amen

[@jamesgarvey3895]

“The absolute fucking nerve of you” is just… infinitely funny.

[@vi6ilanteshit]

SECURITY PLEASE THERE IS A MAN SITTING UP IN MY HOUSE WEARING SOME KIND OF AUSTIN POWERS GETUP

[@alexanderjuliusrebosura157]

"You psycho!" Alyssa was offended 🤣🤣

[@singe0diabolique]

"There is a man sittin' up in my house in long, black mascara and eye shadow on, and some kind of weird, 60's, Austin Powers get up!" 🤣 and now my corpse is on the floor!

[@christristan4412]

some kinda 60’s austin powers get-up 💀💀💀

[@aidenfiddler5703]

“T-tom hanks? Tom hanks and forest gump were your on screen crushes? You psycho” LMAO😭

[@marty88ish]

Trixie and Katya are so evil 😈😂 you can see them make eye contact and agree to take Alyssa down.

[@barileageorgebrianf.5393]

Those kettle laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣