S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky - Bandit Radio

How long have we been waiting for this moment, stalkers? Enjoy the radiation in the Zone!

[@kaizerlock8287]

disappointed that they didn't put "reactor 4 at critical state" in their "hardware requirement" for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2

[@starkets1392]

LONG LIFE TO MONOLITH!

[@UtubeH8tr]

Clear sky did nothing wrong.

[@pawewysoczanski1884]

Cheeki breeki!

[@mrmeme9105]

Is this in stalker 2 as well?

[@LifeofBoris]

This is music to live by! I heard is also plays in Metro 2033.

[@cycomiles4225]

+Life of Boris BORIS IS IN DA HOUSE. He obviously needed to cheeki his breeki.

[@SkyCavern]

+Life of Boris I wish to live your life like you.

[@cycomiles4225]

Skycave Thats easy, you just need to be a Slav :P we are a crazy bunch... just yesterday my buddy and I had an idea to cut a tree, but with an axe, we got tired and then got drunk on Rakija...today we found those axes...and games like stalker, metro, counterstrike and silly games such as mad max and gta are our entertainment, because we can cheeki our way into the breeki.

[@SkyCavern]

+Cyco Miles Those games are very fun. Lots of stuff could happen in a short time to make you laugh, and mods make the time a hell of a lot better

[@cycomiles4225]

Skycave Exactly :)

[@cfalcon0754]

Dude it's almost going to be 2021. I'll meet you all in Pripyat.

[@vozhdenko932]

I hope they add gulag in new stalker game blyat.

[@theobserver0387]

See you there comrades

[@demodpro510]

Oh and just you wait for 2033

[@arturserp6038]

DMiner Hraje lol

[@icansee9854]

Comrade...

[@kushoo3813]

If you put your ears on a bottle of vodka this is what you're going to hear.

[@EsotericNostalgist]

Hehehe :D

[@ivangeorgiev2684]

+Minzork only Ракия :Д

[@Zaeboshi]

axaxaxaxaxa!

[@ivangeorgiev2684]

XD

[@epgbros]

xaxaxaxaxaxax

[@Alex_Guy1011]

"KRANTY VAM VSEM!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *AK gunshots in the background.*

[@wurmturm]

"Ah no cheeki breeki i v damke!" *shotgun blast*

[@Piacco124]

Ану чики-брики в дамки

[@BlyatifulButter]

The last things bandits say before dying: "YOB TVOYU MAT'" "AHHHH BLYATTTT" "POMOGITE" and lastly, **gasping sounds**

[@ToruTurron]

ZAHODI, S BOKU ZAGODI

[@ErrNOT]

КРАНТЫ ВАМ ВСЕМ

[@mdmarcus7494]

*REJOICE MY COMRADES! THE S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 IS HERE!*

[@wrenchproductions]

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH i mean BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!

[@zehedkbosma5612]

Cheeki breeki!!!

[@st4lk3rxd19]

BLYAAAAAAAAT

[@sturm1]

Ok frend

[@kdfrost159]

None of them will stop STALKER from its triumphant march on saving the community!

[@THODORISKK]

a true slav hears this song once...remembers for whole life

[@RaptorGod95]

I can confirm this as being true. Once you listen to Bandit Radio nothing compares to it.

[@_PhamTuanCuong]

no wonder why i still humming to it

[@panzerreichusholzer9239]

Amen to that!

[@ModernNorway]

A N U C H E E K I B R E E K I I V E D A M K E ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@SeraphinaPZ]

Even as a non-slav, I will remember this forever. It's like the original Super Mario Brothers theme or Tetris, how do you forget such music?

[@chesterstevens8870]

"Fellow Stalker, pass the aux cord." "Okay, but you better not play trash." _"Nyet."_

[@shock4826]

im jyst kidding ily bro no homo

[@vodkablooded2698]

It's Нет

[@chrisca]

@True Slav Gopnik you go to gulag commrade

[@rjord_]

he had it in latin

[@untittled9669]

Cyka blyet

[@federicomacias1946]

Love how games with way bigger budget like Fallout and Metro never were able to recreate the atmosphere and bring music as iconic as Stalker games

[@afdhater]

gotta say budged wise stalker is way better but metro still was amazing but so was stalker

[@Green--X]

@@afdhater Both were great games, just comes down to preference!

[@afdhater]

@@Green--X to be honest i love both

[@stalkerentertainment3671]

Metro is also a very amazing game but the atmosphere of the zone is a experience itself. In most Western games the scheme is "you are a big fish in small pond" but in S.T.A.L.K.E.R it is "You are a small fish with many other different types of small fish in a very big lake that also works against each and every other fish".

[@afdhater]

@@stalkerentertainment3671 that's what made it great the Small fish with many other small ones in a very big pond"

[@animeshaggy4333]

This song cured my radiation poisoning.

[@shori8438]

Now I'm anomaly

[@imboredaf1742]

@@shori8438 anomany is Swedish lol

[@shori8438]

@@imboredaf1742 www.dictionary.com/browse/anomaly

[@DivineHyperion]

But are you Corona resistant?

[@wolfmirebacta8710]

Ready for Corona?

[@enternamehere7658]

The cheeki breeki is strong with this one.

[@michalsimanek6988]

+Sander Smirnov Yes Yod- aehm Cheoda :D

[@ModernNorway]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@cashxcasxh3321]

oy blin chuvak

[@GhostGameplayerLP]

yeah, i hear it on skladovsk all day these days

[@cloroxbleach9222]

Чики брики, товарищ.

[@syilx01]

Listened to the whole thing. That's a half hour of my life well spent.

[@legend131000]

+Syilx01 Chiki Briki my friend

[@TheTrollingStone]

congratulations you are now true slav

[@sirhenry0]

cheeki breeki

[@RogueFreeman2]

allready done that like 3 times...

[@littlememer7320]

Is that Doug Dimmadome of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome as your profile?

[@martij30]

This has been my alarm sound for over 5 years now. Every morning it's CHEEKI BREEKI time!

[@rechinikov4978]

I tried that several years ago. The opening notes always make me jump in my seat.

[@martij30]

@@rechinikov4978 Well that means it works as an alarm :)

[@Abhiapril1997]

ever tried using duty propaganda as an alarm?

[@MiroNyholm-mj7hd]

For all those comrades, we love them!!!!

[@martij30]

@@MiroNyholm-mj7hd ah nuuu, cheeki breeki iv damke!

[@dreadfortserjeant-at-arms7955]

20 minutes, and my co-workers in the office havent asked me what kind of music is that. im trying to turn them into slavs.

[@thezocker071]

next time bring pilmeny with mayonez, bliny and buterbrod

[@UncleBoom]

+Dreadfort serjeant-at-arms Squat on top of your desk - that will get their attention.

[@Alarey024]

+Loyteg dont forget shashlik!

[@SiimAlas]

+Uncle Boom Also scream ANU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE, will help tovarish. Also don't forget kotlet!

[@nyomanari3994]

+Loyteg you forgot KOMPOT!

[@Luke-tt3dt]

This song cured my depression

[@michamuszynski9932]

You should be on top

[@Najemnik94]

MINSC I BOO SĄ GOTOWI!

[@karljohan1391]

Same thing... It should be used instead of harmful antidepressant medicine.

[@kamykkali3715]

i know what u feell bro

[@mazdaboss]

Your comment cured mine.

[@Disconnect350]

Listening to this has become more important than drinking water.

[@klausheinrichs5988]

antiswattt3 CHEEKI BREEKI!

[@Beanmachine91]

everything is more important than drinking water, what has it ever done?

[@klausheinrichs5988]

Illominarty eat it all seperate for dinner and you are true russian

[@klausheinrichs5988]

Illominarty outside of course

[@klausheinrichs5988]

Illominarty with their at least 3 sons running around which look really similair when they are young

[@Mau_Paladino]

This song clearly deserves a Grammy award.

[@_Stercore]

what's a grammy award

[@user-sg3pc9jt9z]

@@_Stercore награда за очень хорошую музыку

[@StaR51233]

Yes

[@jag0937eb]

Fak gramy awards, this is certified bandit awarded award by chief bandits themselves.

[@abrahamsct9132]

Babushka award

[@Cesferort]

I almost forgot to hear this today.

[@napewnoniewadek2356]

How could you almost forget about this masterpiece comrade?

[@emred.6077]

Not again cyka

[@imheretoskiptaxes2777]

NaPewnoNieWładek gulag

[@januskristensen4930]

Sinner

[@vojtacze1181]

Nu blyat

[@ThePhgames]

Legend says that if you listen to this long enough, you will become a bandit.

[@JoseHerrera-eh6iq]

I've been listening to it on repeat for 7 hours, where's my dark balaclava and AK-74?

[@ThePhgames]

If you were a true bandit, you would have acquired them already! Plus, you probably need to listen more.

[@SuperAwesomerobot]

CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

[@mellowandjello]

SuperAwesomerobot . It's been seven months Slowly, but surely, a black leather jacket has formed around my body, and my shorts have been replaced with trackpants. Instead of holding a mouse, I am now holding a bottle of vodka. I think the transition is almost over.

[@ThePhgames]

YOU ARE ALMOST THERE BROTHER, YOU WILL KNOW IT WHEN IT IS OVER, I CAN ASSURE YOU.

[@stalker4474]

Doctor: you got 29:21 minutes to live Me: thats an oddly specific number

[@SPJ-88]

Doctor: Sorry you wouldn't be able to listen all of it because the browser you are using doesn't have ad block.

[@lettuceman3848]

@@SPJ-88 but is no ads

[@mini0541]

Get out of here STALKER

[@idontknowwhereiam5801]

stolen comment

[@lettuceman3848]

@@idontknowwhereiam5801 no u

[@cap7648]

Doctor: ''I'm so sorry, but you have only 29 minutes and 21 seconds to live.'' Me:

[@darkmoon_king]

Day 3 Still on repeat No end in sight No end desired A nu cheeki breeki i v damke

[@xmm-cf5eg]

Bless the Zone.

[@Andrew-po6ou]

+7.62 x39mm Nice name my man.

[@chriscole9621]

lol your name

[@pmancer]

NO END DESIRED

[@xmm-cf5eg]

@Combine Make it an m70nb1 and we have a deal!

[@AnimaMik]

I yelled cheeki breeki in the mic while playing DayZ,then a guy recognized it and started playing this song over and over,bootiful

[@AnimaMik]

Lawl Mart OOOHHHHHHH Brilliant

[@apaxx3950]

Lawl Mart there are still people playing dayZ ?

[@AnimaMik]

Apax X Yep,those who can't afford dayz standalone(or other survival games)or don't have gaming pcs

[@apaxx3950]

AnimaMike I heard that it has become unplayable with all the hackers around.

[@AnimaMik]

Apax X Ohh yes yes,it's rare to find a server with good admins and no hackers,but there are some. Hackers can be kinda funny sometimes,like chasing you as an immortal cow

[@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023]

heels on ground comrade found heels on sky western spy

[@dash1141]

hahahaha I'll remember that

[@danielhu7826]

*heels up high

[@C0MRADE_GAM1NG]

Daniel Hu Just what I was thinking

[@chunkyrabbit1032]

Is very true.

[@trevorfranks69]

[ but • how ]

[@SPL1NTER_SE]

Fun fact: The gas mask in the photo is the Swedish “Skyddsmask 90”.

[@robins4209]

Den fräsiga silvertejpen på filtret är nog tillval :)

[@TF2Scout..]

@@robins4209 hahaha

[@bigboi4269]

H e l v e t e

[@limitess9539]

It's Slavic now

[@FinUgShiet]

All interesting trivia always welcome! :D Hi ya there, neighbor!

[@arthurmaxson2863]

i was sitting when i started hearing this.... now i'm squatting

[@levidixon1176]

my clothes now have three stripes going down them...

[@cdx7519]

Your slavness level is over 90000000 cheeki breeki

[@myangelyuu9883]

+Levi Dixon and they turned black and white......

[@bum170]

I was drinking water when i came here...it turned nto vodka...i don't even ask where the extra majonez came from.

[@Luke-tt3dt]

Same. And then I looked at my legs and realised they had the 3 stripes of Adidas on them (this is actually a true story)

[@michaelpapadopoulos6054]

this is the sound of geiger counters at 3.6 rontgen.

[@memesanddepression]

not great not terrible

[@agent1787]

Memes and Depression this man is delusional

[@treshmiranda699]

its just like having a chest x ray im told

[@thegreatestshenfan6484]

*Touches radioactive mushroom with no gloves

[@hochiminh4162]

Trash Miranda 1,000 chest X-rays, I believe.

[@SovietRussianBear]

Remember! Heels touch the ground when Slavs squat around!

[@dumont7478]

A balanced slav is a happy slav

[@leopoldo3884]

its good way to see if true Slav or western spy.

[@dareeeee7723]

if not,than we say "heels in the sky,amerkanski (western) spy!"

[@hamishdow2188]

real slav hours

[@Zetor-gh9mf]

Yea you cant be a slav and seem like a western spy.

[@hut4440]

2020: *Ending* 2021: *SOUNDS OF BANDIT RADIO,VODKA AND KALASH*

[@rebel6301]

count me in im interested

[@Justanotherlemon]

Unfortunately we got none of that, unless youre in slavic rural wilderness.

[@ChleniX.]

@@Justanotherlemon actually,I live in a slavic rural wilderness so it's time for CHEEKI BREEKI BLYAT!

[@Justanotherlemon]

@@ChleniX. AAAYYY CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!

[@faishn]

*Чел...*

[@madsaasted2272]

I was naked when i started listening to this. Now, adidas tracksuit has materialized on my body.

[@hmshood9212]

Where you mining under Chernobyl by any chance?

[@EvilDoppleganger]

@@hmshood9212 Were*

[@felixhunter7445]

​@@EvilDoppleganger nigga you have the ice age baby as ur pfp u can't play grammar nazi

[@zantehman]

@@EvilDoppleganger He's not wrong you know

[@EvilDoppleganger]

@@zantehman He is.

[@leljdam3189]

ONLY THREE MORE YEARS BOIS, ONLY THREE MORE YEARS TO DRINK VODKA IN A BUSH.

[@grenadier7900]

I will be there too, comrade. The first thing I would do is kill an army of grunts.

[@nizzlenotes3892]

Yes! I will finally be able to enjoy STALKER to the fullest by drinking vodka both in game, and at my desk! Legally!

[@shishka6614]

There is only date,the didn't said that is release date :P

[@nathanclark2424]

I'll be old enough to get drunk

[@koolkidsklub5954]

Two more years!

[@thathoodieguy2568]

When the war is over I'll go to chernobyl and play it as loud as possible

[@dontreallyknowwhatmynamesh5538]

Just be careful of those monolith bastards

[@cheesypuffs1342]

wonder if both sides are playing this in their comms during battles

[@TF2Scout..]

@Minh Hùng Nguyễn Phạm you must be funny at the parties.

[@theskull51_Official]

I expect to see a news article after you do it, lol

[@user_shruuuuuuuuuuu24]

Do it for the vine comrad

[@LetsGoGetThem]

_January 2022_ * *this plays* * * *zoom into guys in gas masks around campfire squatting in a desolate charred wasteland* * * *freeze frame* * "This, is me... You're probably wondering how I got here... Well it all started with one bat..."

[@Camo-un8ee]

Me: so anyways, thats when I traded an ar 15 for an ak 74

[@borisslavk01nolastname91]

And i traded my M1911 for PM Makarov, and that darn Sidorovich gave me a defective one!

[@ghostcz4023]

@@borisslavk01nolastname91 why.... Why would you do that?!!! Poor M1911... *SAD M1911 NOISE*

[@Shinano1944]

or armaydlo

[@spartanalex9006]

@@borisslavk01nolastname91 You should have traded you 1911 for a Tokarev and your Hi Power for the Makarov.

[@LStudios78]

The last time something hit the zone this hard, the reactor was going critical

[@MrSmilingDeath]

Such is life in the sphincter.

[@tanith117]

+Not me Wasn't the Reactor, Was Scientists literally Playing god.

Bandits and Stalkers! we’ll wait for 2021, and listen to the radio.

[@xyzzy-dv6te]

stalker2.com

[@GoldeNKingMiDaS]

Ну а хуле нам фанатам)

[@muhammedbaykal6852]

Imre Ács it won't be old

[@terrastalker8189]

FeTel прикол в том, что в у нас он выйдет раньше!

[@szedlacsektamas3959]

AHHHNUUUU CHEEKII BREEEKIII IV DAMKEEE

[@kobrayt6076]

still vibing with this in 2023 yup still vibing in 2024

[@Div1ne_1]

RIP Sergei Ivanov, you will be missed. Thank you for my childhood, and the many hours of reading you gave me, Thank you

[@dietzel8988]

That man gave me a story about a place where i used to lose as a child, thanks for respecting him.

[@EbilEnemyofBurgerTown]

F

[@scottm8292]

R.I.P.

[@Gravity_studioss]

Why is he dead?

[@tankusbankus]

@@Gravity_studioss Because of covid-19, he had many years to ago (he was only 66 at the time) but the zone decided it was time

Mega cheeki breeki stalkers! 1 000 000+ goddamn bandit watching! Thank you, and enjoy the true nomad survivors hymn! :)

[@uldisgailis5476]

stay cheeki breeki

[@NeoMatrix77777]

A NUUUUUUUU

[@awyeagames]

get out of here, stalker

[@fondfarewell-xo]

lol

[@inzyniertv9305]

Cheeki Breeki Iv Damka !!!!!!

[@omegacenturion6508]

Can we appreciate the fact he changes the title each year Edit: It's been changed so they don't have to change it yearly.

[@botrip2819]

Get out of here stalker

[@michaemobiu5085]

Leave me alone, life is bad enough

[@Wyn_Wins]

Warning, Stalkers! Emission Is Aproaching! Find Shelter Immediately!

[@raskolnikov7049]

He doesen't. 2021 is the year stalker 2 gets released.

[@omegacenturion6508]

@@raskolnikov7049 He's definitely changing the year.

[@awmzy8897]

I was playing stalker for the first time and up until then i never knew the iconic voice lines and music was from there. It was a life changing experience.

[@nupsu1100]

This is how I'm spending New Year's Eve.

[@mishatarkus]

Same here brother

[@Reagan1984]

Pyro Maniac same

[@Anon-mu8re]

same

[@dsnan3d512]

same

[@majinbros9971]

This is how I spent New Year's Eve.

[@MrMoloch2345]

Remember, when you go to the zone make sure you have many vodka. Vodka heals radiation. Cheeki breeki!!

[@scrwuYT]

stay cheeki breeki

[@gytisjuo6300]

+angry_ doge iv damke

[@scrwuYT]

Dagilis *bandit radio starts playing*

[@qwerty-nb4fo]

+Dagilis гандёхай веселее, братва!

[@tabbender1232]

Grand Dad

[@HonestHappyHater]

218 people thought, that dislike is a download button

[@Zeckmon3]

Honest Happy Hater Oh lol best comment

[@turkeyboy5543]

I am the 218th like on this comment. o-o

[@brunor.1127]

Better "dis i like"

[@iselagonzalez2935]

You mean 280 now some people might be blind

[@TheeDudii]

Honest Happy Hater Now 281

[@casperreininga3253]

Thank you for many unforgetable memes and moments. Rest now in peace Volodymyr.

[@evakeva274]

Another S.T.A.L.K.E.R Lost to the Zone, may he rest in piece.

[@WanderingPaladin]

He was a good Stalker. Let's drink to him once more.

[@untiziorumeno2437]

He was a good Stalker..

[@Stalinist1917]

Он был хорошим сталкером... Он создал мою любимую игру, но стал бандитом и погиб😭😭😭

[@GSoulUA]

@@Stalinist1917 не, вагнеровцы по другую сторону

[@aurimasknieza7320]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 official trailer announced *Bandit radio intensifies*

[@garrettb4783]

its finally out now.

[@alanrogula896]

We have survived its finally 2021 *distant bandit radio intensifies*

[@imofficiallyinsane2312]

@Colton Topping theyll die ofcourse

[@thespeeddemon7832]

Ready your guns!!

[@themilkman6969]

Soon will it be another year. May they let 2022 be merciful.

[@Габриел-у5э]

@@themilkman6969 This aged like milk in a hot summer day next to reactor 4 from the Chernobyl piwerplant.

[@themilkman6969]

@@Габриел-у5э yeah

[@Borninxixax]

2021: The Slavs rise again

[@lettuceman3848]

Nov i got somthing to live for

[@НиколайАгония]

Наше время скоро настанет, SУKА БЛYAT!

[@sidebazooka6900]

2021 we shall rise comrades

[@lettuceman3848]

@@sidebazooka6900 yes

[@THEJaManes]

@@sidebazooka6900 We shall but without that commie trash, friend.

[@ollinreyes1884]

This sound is pure serotonin and I love it, I hope they somehow include it in s.t.a.l.k.e.r. 2

[@estonianperson4092]

*Can't wait for s.t.al.k.e.r 2!* *I hope they don't cancel it....*

[@rartman6680]

Good news

[@jenykkonyk]

well... I think one prank was enough, they couldn't mean it seriously xd cuz stalker is best game ever and why would you stop making best game ever?

[@CaptainMaggott]

JEŇÝK KOŇÝK Good point

[@istvankovacs4154]

I am hopeful, but I will not hold my breath. Some of you may not remember how the firts stalker game was supposed to be released in 2006 but only came out in 2008. Only being about 25% of what we were promised. I FUCKING LOVE the series for what it is, but we were promised SO much more. Feel free to hate me, niggas.

[@sixbytes6362]

@@istvankovacs4154 2007*

[@vladirmirlenin4283]

Finally i found this music *Cough* i mean finally *We* found this music comrade.

[@svetlanamancic3742]

Spy

[@vortex6454]

Сука

[@MoopMoopRS]

ШПИОН СУКИН СИН

[@josephstalin7995]

Этот Ленин не настоящий. Просто Американский шпион.

[@CaptainMaggott]

Gulag awaits western spy, enjoy.

[@PomiDarQu]

Jesus could change water into wine? This song can change water into vodka!

[@scrwuYT]

you can do it yourself in abandoned cabin in middle of woods with the right aparature

[@PomiDarQu]

with only water? Whithout this song it is imposible. :D

[@Kr1shunter]

bring the potatoes for a true slavic drink

[@bl1nk963]

Rakija (Potato flavoured) ?

[@gaetan30]

naaah can change jesus into bandit ofc !

[@Disconnect350]

Stalker memes were full force during 2014-2015. I miss when this song only had like 100k views.

[@b.i.gvladi7760]

ok boomer

[@jarate8076]

@@b.i.gvladi7760 zoomer zoomies

[@goboxgobox8386]

Because people are returning to stalker

[@FeDeCCT]

Now 6.000.000 of views. Is incredible

[@jannieseth]

*We* *heard this all the way from moscow and stalingrad*

[@CaptainMaggott]

Joseph Stalin Is that the Stalin portrait from HOI4?

[@vodkahardbass2162]

@@CaptainMaggott no

[@CaptainMaggott]

Vodka Hardbass It looks just like it

[@holakasev2996]

Can you say hello in spanish

[@dontheuseless9007]

Stalin? Father is that really you?

[@bluepulsar667]

I played this to my water. It is now *our* vodka.

[@laurentiu.panait2536]

Cossack's or Stoli stoli Stolichnaya ?

[@OG_Melxn]

I tell my voda what about new frend k? Now it vodka. Das how you do blyat

[@imperatorczech9136]

Still our water

[@cathacker13]

@@imperatorczech9136 I agree with your name

[@peterpham6288]

BluePulsar good comrade, have a gopnik award.

[@admiralmusclebeard2279]

I'm wearing sweatpants and a trench coat! What do? A. Cheeki Breeki. B. Get out of here STALKER. C. Drink vodka. D. All of the above?

[@rb181gaming6]

If you are a true stalker, you will know the answer.

[@DarthReVengeh]

Get out of here, Stalker.

[@reuterowsky]

Cheeeki Breeeki And Get out of here Stalker!!

[@GermanHockey]

All of the above, or just raid your camp and loot from your dead bodies.

[@wdfghjkl]

E.Throw bolts

[@iosifd2409]

Reast in Peace Volodymir Yezhov , the creator of Stalker series 😢 , you've been a hero to your motherland .

[@Stalinist1917]

Он создал отличную игру, но в итоге стал бандитом и погиб😭😭😭

[@zmielov50]

@@Stalinist1917 убивая мародеров и насильников? тогда он не бандит, так и остался героем

[@Swasher03]

@@zmielov50 Защищая кончелыг в Киеве, погиб бандитом

[@zmielov50]

@@Swasher03 русня настолько себя любит, что с радостью делает себе отсос и целует в жопу по любому поводу... Потому ее и гасят с всех сторон

[@Swasher03]

@@zmielov50 Ты почему не в окопе? Мамкин аналитик, за Зельку и евро ценности нужно умереть)

[@OfficerOscar]

You: don’t know where to buy stalker game You: Asks Russian Guy Russian Guy: (dosent understand you) You: (plays song in ears) Russian Guy: (points at game store)

[@tk_reaper4984]

Oy blin gud men

[@OfficerOscar]

That is right comrade.

[@jovank1141]

Russian Guy: *points at pirate bay*

[@Nomad-bl4yw]

@@jovank1141 lol so true

[@Zastill]

the stalker was made in UKRAINE, you infuriate the Americans because you say that the stalker is made in Russia

[@Disconnect350]

While playing Clear Sky I used to clear out an entire base of elite bandits with awful weapons and barely any health or ammo just to listen to this song. That's how much I loved it.

[@marzabow1111]

Wolf Hound *runs through camp fire knowing well and truly that it harms you but still insisting on doing it anyway*

[@grzyb11]

i fought with seva suit and vla or gp37 for so long in shadow of chernobyl that i forgot that shitty weapons and armor existed so now i can barely fight off 4 bandits without loading save 7 times in clear sky

[@luv6071]

Sounds like another day in the zone, we all love it

[@MiroNyholm-mj7hd]

я люблю это!!!

[@umlowiec]

just did the same at this very moment

[@Infernape7890]

My beer has become vodka and I'm now a Tetris master.

[@scrwuYT]

and you squat on the ceiling

[@Infernape7890]

I can squat while car surfing!

[@EshBBX]

Love how this functions as a victory song after one-man-armying a compound full of bandits.

[@omermagen824]

Cheeki list: 1. Adidas tracksuit. 2. A good bottle of vodka. 3. Bag full of semichk'e. 4. One jar of kompot. 5. mayonez. 6. CHEEKI 7. BREEKI

[@frankiekavenka]

you forgot ushanka comrade

[@l.a.0263]

You forgot shashlik blin

[@Arkhaym]

No tourist delight? I'm disappointed Blin.

[@MooseHunter330]

Forgot GP5 gas mask.

[@Zelousmarineinspace]

8. Stick of Shashlik

[@RegurgitatedNews]

The first time I played this song, several things happened. The soda I was holding turned to vodka. My mouse turned into a cured sausage. I went to the fridge and there was nothing there but vodka and energy drinks. I looked in my closet and saw nothing but Adidas tracksuits. My legs began to feel weak, so I tried to sit down, but found I could not. No matter how hard I tried, my legs could only squat. I tried to scream for help, but I could only say one thing: "А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!"

[@shinzel360pros8]

quality yet that bandit line means one two were ontop or as i like it "PUT A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING SKULL"

[@redman4847]

soooo... how you holding up after 7 years?

[@mithworld_ro1192]

i came here as a pancake i left as a blin

[@anel5119]

+JohnTheGreat7822 and family friendly way to say the word blyat

[@mr.potato8167]

u left a true slav!

[@mithworld_ro1192]

oy blin,never expected this comment to get over 100 likes.Blyat,new milestone,MAMA,PAPA,BABUSCHKA! BRING DA SHASLIK,KOMPOT AND VODKA BLIN.WE HAVE PARTY!

[@CarnivoreOrb]

Забавно, только вот игра не Российского производства

[@Dima-zt7gs]

@@CarnivoreOrb )))) ну легенда что с неё взять)

[@spartanwarrior3992]

It’s 2022 let’s see how many people listen to this masterpiece

[@S4R1N]

I'll never get tired of this song.

[@z5396z]

This is the only song that I don't get tired of listening every day.

[@u_krone9827]

Neither I'll do... It is becoming the soundtrack of all my post-apocalictic (and similar) games, even Fallout (that has very nice soundtracks, I think)

[@Crowski32]

Whenever my mind is idle and empty, this is what plays in absence of silence, sorta like just ambient elevator noise.

[@anormalhuman266]

Same bud, same

[@unionedspider]

Relatable

[@nikolasimonovic7486]

Same here 🤗

[@phelpsbutnotmichal9360]

This is my lifes loading screen music

[@JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs]

I agree. I'll hum random Russian or game songs while I do stuff, and this one kinda just plays. 🤙😁🤙

[@RaptorGod95]

Listening to this song has awakened the Slav blood that runs though me from my ancestral homeland of Czechoslovakia. Long live the Slavic life style!

[@scrwuYT]

So Czech or Slovak ? That is the question

[@RaptorGod95]

+angry_ doge They where from northern Czechoslovakia so by that knowledge modern day Czech Republic.

[@scrwuYT]

RaptorEffect95 OK

[@mappingcenter4705]

I is Polski, Long Live Poland

[@bl1nk963]

Poland cannot into space >:)

[@v4d1m80]

If you still listening this *masterpiece* in 2233 *I'm already dead*

[@rouisaek]

damn that's hard :'{

[@nopefactory1807]

Comrades, I must go. The Cheeki Breeki is calling me to action!

[@masonmoss3759]

Nope Factory XDDDDĎDDDDDĎĎĎĎ

[@wisedonkey7644]

*PLANT A SENTRY HERE*

[@harrywang9824]

Mason Moss Factory my friend

[@TF2Scout..]

*WE* need a dispenser here!

[@imPyroHD]

Doctor: you have 29 minutes and 21 seconds left in your life Me:

[@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575]

Don Corleone I’d spend that time looking for this song

[@vodkahardbass2162]

haha funny

[@unidentified386]

Hmmm... But you u'll spend some time to start KZbin, enter something like "bandit radio", and click on this video.

[@DeepFriedKangaroo2]

Spoken like a true child of our glorious union

[@thecrabempire5767]

That would be a major r/suspiciouslyspecific

[@Pandanaran81]

Teacher : today we are gonna fieldtrip to pripyat girls : oh no boys : S.T.A.L.K.E.R

[@mr.vanquisher7984]

Boys more like : Ah nuuu cheeki breeki iv damke!

[@uknown1389]

@@mr.vanquisher7984 Exactly

[@rundll8982]

Ловите маслины!

[@alexstrelnikovxD]

xD

[@filip1764]

S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs and Bandits made peace in Pripyat. and so they celebrate.

[@youraveragerebelmedic4485]

Other countries: Chernobyl isn’t safe! Stalkers:

[@cooldoode8462]

Scp привет!

[@pureterror6218]

The Ukrainian Military*

[@herrflammen6487]

Stalkers: It’s free real estate

[@Kreia.]

@@pureterror6218 pass them some cossacks and it'll be fine

[@pvtblu1613]

One, Two! I am on top!

[@griskosamohonka4486]

When this started playing my dog started moving his head to the rhythm. ONE MORE KOMRADE DOG FOUND

[@borpothewizard]

Wait what?

[@tiedraxeb391]

Thats the spirit

[@yoboikamil525]

When you play this to spiders they stand on 4 legs and wave the other 4 in the air. KOMRADE SPIDER FOUND

[@theoneandonlyartyom]

*our*

[@Bearmauler]

LOL ČECH

[@grimchameleon0546]

"Attention all S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs an emission is aproaching take cover immediately"

[@grzegorzzawadzki3693]

Try not to recall this phrase while watching M*A*S*H sitcom - „Attention, all personnel! Incoming wounded...”. Good luck!

[@grimchameleon0546]

Ive never actually died from an emission idk how hard it is to find cover im always either sleeping or doing a mission when there is an emission

[@thyme8668]

How are you everywhere I declare slav magic blyat

[@grimchameleon0546]

@@thyme8668 tha süper sekrit sov-e-et resurtsh faselty haz méed clöns ov us

[@grimchameleon0546]

I hope i got those accents right on those

[@mellowandjello]

I wonder if the voice actors for the bandits in stalker know how famous and well-loved they are. Just a handful of non-sense words made them world famous CHEEKI BREEKI

[@deli_isle]

That's not nonsense, that's Russian. Idiota

[@odanneloconnor6814]

SpookyScarySkelemon and what is that means? i am really interested in that

[@Housesider]

Conor Torocsik My Russian friend told me it's just some weird nursery-rhyme type thing. But that it's basically nonsense anyway lol, so original poster was pretty much right xD.

[@odanneloconnor6814]

oh, thanks :)

[@corncobporkpie1993]

Conor Torocsik The entire phrase is "A nu chiki-briki, i v damki!". It's a nursery rhyme that literally translates to "One, two, you're on top!" Which typically means to have an advantage or to flank.

[@DavideHu]

i don't know why but for me this song sounds soo unique

[@TURBOtanker112]

i cant stop laughing at the seriusness of the picture and the funkiness of the song XD

[@VaderCZE]

+The Real Guy The Best Guy That's the magic of Stalker. You're wandering in the darkness, low on ammo, hungry, mutants and anomalies everywhere... and suddenly this.

[@StevenSimard]

+Martin Klose You're walking through the woods, you're all alone and your phone is dead, off in the distance, you hear it. _Cheeki breeki_

[@PrusskiyMir]

+Martin Klose ...and then you realise, that that is bandit camp.

[@FPSGod]

+The Real Guy The Best Guy Wait... The real guy? the best guy? How could i have been so blind. Its so clear to me now SIPS IN DISGUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SuperCatfire]

+crusader knight the cheekiness of the breeki

[@DannyK1992]

Life of Boris brought me here I played STALKER but never heard that radio station CHEEKI BREEKI Cyka Blyat!

[@jameschubby3794]

You obviously didn't play enough stalker

[@jimmy4009]

Eh. Only in Clear Sky. If you choose to go to the Bandits base.

[@888nevik]

oy blin

[@thisisaverylongnameforayou8426]

oyy blin suka

[@thisisaverylongnameforayou8426]

cyka* bors

[@kornelthegamer9839]

i haven't even played S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky and i like this

[@deimos9358]

Then you realize, Your profile picture is from a RULE34 site. Please forgive me.

[@AhoogaMe]

SHame

[@RiaruDX]

GET OUT!

[@kornelthegamer9839]

i am playing through call of pripyat tho

[@moskvn555]

Same...i don't even know what it is

[@Samuel-td8lu]

i cant stop listenning to this song... so good... it's a mix of happiness and sadness. i love it!

[@Warhead-ds4dc]

It reminds me of Alabama Song by The Doors

[@Вос-и4з]

where sadnes

[@badprofessional7309]

i cant explain it but this music makes 30 minutes feel like 3 hours

[@n_ott]

It makes you focus more on the music, making time feel like it's slowed down

[@YourArzen]

@@n_ott man it always does that to me everytime

[@n_ott]

@@YourArzen Sadly, it probably happens to everyone.

[@agroprom1989]

@@n_ott i always wanted songs to be abit more longer

[@nikolasimonovic7486]

You are not wrong 🤣

[@Lorkhanable]

the song is really making me wanna throw on a track suit and hang around the local kids playground and dancing with dima and boris

[@protivogaz7420]

i already have tracksuit,vodka,gas mask,leather jacket,dog named kolya,and a good lil' polski with 3 stripes

[@MeanBeanKerosene]

+Vadim the Slav You have mastered the Breeki.

[@josefschell1147]

Enoch Golgotha but what about cheeki?

[@MeanBeanKerosene]

josef schell If he has drunk vodka through mask and not get shit faced, he is Cheeki.

[@mateuszchytry6438]

Enoch Golgotha

[@vampiricwalrusvii14]

this song has helped me through depression and made me not commit suicide

[@ryukaiser3]

VampiricWalrus VII Good, comrade! Let us of indulging in the vodka!

[@andrewnacco7298]

I have been seeing a lot of these types of comments lately. Not saying you are bullshitting everyone, but I fee like some people are just saying it to get attention.

[@DougsDiggers]

VampiricWalrus VII good for you.

[@Sherlocck21st]

Frost Inferno I bet it's absolute bullshit

[@Luke-tt3dt]

Cheeki yourself before you breeki yourself

[@Zechzahmier1944]

Anyone here in 2024 for this Banger?

[@imper387]

*Reads the title* 2021 huh? One more year... edit: the title has changed so this comment is no longer relevant, rip

[@Discontinuedalready7372]

_Oof_

[@realulstefan3821]

But we will d-,well where's that gas mask

[@saltysaltiti4628]

@@SHDW-qs8zf kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6rIlmiOopdjjaM

[@SuperTailsMiles]

@@SHDW-qs8zf huh, you fucked up,boi. Dont read shit news and have a good day :)

[@zeal712]

I'm already packing

[@trycoldman2358]

*ANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I became Bandit*

[@darthalvarez2046]

In Ukraine, Bandit becomes you (No offense to Ukraine, I was only making a joke based of of the 'In Soviet Russia' jokes and also S.T.A.L.K.E.R. takes place in Ukraine)

[@yourievers4859]

trycoldman23 i love you're vids!

[@007turtle1239]

DarthAlvarez *When "In Soviet Russia" jokes are already bland and unfunny but someone manages to make them even less funny via back pedaling.*

[@MK-vw1tu]

You forgot cheeki breeki blyat!

[@astlari]

OPA!

[@Ang3lUki]

105 people are stalkers that didn't get out of here

[@briancummings263]

Getout of here, Stalker!

[@jirikaloc8340]

amerikanski spies

[@Ang3lUki]

+Ahegao Intensifies "dis i like" isn't a slav thing...

[@LovesickJo]

BleechX gaming more like Chernobyl ghoul

[@venomsnake7963]

their numbers are growing 212 blyat

[@21dzanodzikus87]

russians are now listening this in chernobyl after invasion

[@Lagmaster33]

98 people dont have the power of CHEEKI BREEKI!!

[@atexc5604]

Don't blame them - they were too drunk to hit thumbup button.

[@redakaminekloc5167]

They were too drunk and hit wrong button

[@larsgrupstra727]

Gary Grandy 104 now

[@ElNegus9985]

173 are mutants, anarchist, monarchs

[@НиколаСалаји]

now 217

[@megaotstoy]

I can't stop listening to this in my car every day! helps to survive traffic jam in Moscow at winter...

[@bahadrozturk2086]

megaotstoy i heard traffic was bad in moscow even worse than istanbul

[@CrazyeyesDark]

Needs more mayonez. Babushka make good mayonez kompot with blin on side. I visit her today. She 89 years old now. Still squatting like Slav.

[@CrazyeyesDark]

Sander Smirnov Babushka squatting iv damke.

[@CrazyeyesDark]

Sander Smirnov I cannot beat that. I am defeated. Time for blin!

[@anthonyk6871]

Kompot out of Mayonez? not very appetizing...

[@CrazyeyesDark]

Anthony K So it may seem, at first!

[@anthonyk6871]

***** Mayonez equals mayonnaise kompot equals.... uh... Juice? Mayonnaise juice... how do you make mayo juice?

[@OurT-10M]

Nothing describes living in eastern europe like this song

exponential increase of vodka drinking (2M+)

[@dave-rn7zd]

vodka & Slavs squat go hand in hand :) any one not doing the Slavs squat at my funeral is off to the gulag as a western spy.

[@C3Pinko]

What if it isn't a western spy , but doesn't want to squat? What if it's an actual slavic person that's slavic in actual life? What if he doesn't follow the stereotype? And that's how I ruined a stereotype

[@MWGScorp]

Ciroc! Waste my money and time in style!

[@monsieur_skeleton3020]

Well Did Drinking THE VODKA!

[@roffiechannell4912]

Thomas-James Mr.MemeFace vodka shit

[@baneenab]

I can hope to hear this in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2

[@alexm.8619]

there's no reason why they wouldn't put it in

[@eduardob6981]

@@alexm.8619 And if they don't, mods exist for a reason

[@yellowev0v]

day one hundred seventy blyat joined bandits they are my friends now quick saved 5 minutes later got my vodka rekt by duty every time

[@yellowev0v]

day 171: downloaded the clear sky complete mod started new game **a few vodka shots later** finally i'm free to explore the zone reached the bandit base sadly no bandit radio :( used the wish granter's cheats to instantly join the bandits *NOT FUCKING WORTH IT!!!*

[@yellowev0v]

***** SHOOHER!!

[@peterdonttellharry]

Ne kaj se pacane

[@yellowev0v]

Dino Hurić pche pche-what?

[@yellowev0v]

i no speak kurwa

[@ablayhappy8969]

Просто лучшая музыка, лучшее радио! Вспоминаю, как в Сталкер: Чистое Небо я всегда подходил к Борову и возле него слушал прям у радио эту величайшую музыку, я от неё так когда - то фанател...

[@thugbehram658]

А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!

[@ГлібКозуб]

***** кандьохай вєсєлєй

[@dkhr8049]

***** What its mean in English oder German ? :D

[@redrickschuhart7980]

CreppyMetalDog It's russian prison language, It's not transletable =)

[@dkhr8049]

And what it means ?

[@samuelsaktor473]

CreppyMetalDog russians :)

[@AurelionSass]

Normal speed - how you hear it. 0.5 speed - how a drunk bandit hears it.

[@goldenirets8930]

Aurelion Sass other way around

[@phantomfranki9351]

1.75 speed when you drink vodka for the first time

[@waffle1916]

I hear no difference

[@yoboikamil525]

1,25x how slavs hear it

[@Saudi_in_an_audi]

I hear it 0,25

[@hqdudegaming]

i legit put it on my disk in my car and listened to it all the way from Romania to Greece(road about 14 hours long with the car)

[@MarisaFan411]

I don't blame you mate I very well would have this full blast in my car if I could

[@annoingdog5349]

No suprise if you will end up in Zone.

[@dwartbg1]

Fanis Miner Romania isnt a Balkan country. Neither it is Slav

[@justsomelochnessmonsterwit7247]

Sunt roman si eu ;D

[@hqdudegaming]

ioi ba iara dau de tine :DDDD

[@Nao-zg8fd]

Много людей из разных стран, а я из своей родной России. До сих пор слушаю эту музыку.

[@Evantrop]

Что случилось с крейсером?Он утонул.

[@СергейПерелыгин-в4р]

@@Evantrop ага, ничего, отремонтируют на наши пенсии, зарплаты и фонды

[@akdele5]

@@Evantrop Что случилось с электричеством? Его нет

[@ArtSpectre]

@@akdele5 8 часов без света. Это стоило того?

[@akdele5]

@@ArtSpectre ну тебе заняло 2 недели чтобы ответить, что-то я тебе не верю