amanda lehan-canto: chronically offline

[@carrington8185]

Amanda being chronically offline while also technically being a social media influencer is just my favorite thing

[@MasterMewtwo239]

Literally reliving Harambe is the best

[@J-B-P]

Lmaoooo. It’s like an Amish person working in IT

[@infoidentity]

the Harambe thing is litterally like telling some waking up from a coma not knowing anything for the past 8 years

[@adamkaufman724]

"... and THEN we elected Donald Trump as president"

[@infoidentity]

@@adamkaufman724 “and everything was great, then we brought in a hospice patient to run the country after 4 years of peace”

[@EddieBurke]

@@infoidentity”yeah then a disease killed like a few million people and after like two years we acted like nothing happened, that was before the dementia patient in charge though”

[@RoflCannon6]

@@infoidentity”everything was great” he says 😂 conveniently forgetting Covid and the horrible response to that. Also the increase in pollution and toxic emissions, worsening housing market, etc. all of which are consequences of the trump administration since you normally don’t see changes made through policies and such until the next term/presidency.

[@simeonmoore969]

@@RoflCannon6 kinda crazy seeing right wingers on a smosh compilation video? I don't watch much of them but I know for a fact they are openly liberal/leftist. not political in content but when it comes up u know.

[@lol-lb5pm]

courntey whispering they are fucking with you is real friendship

[@hana-rv6ru]

time stamp?

[@lol-lb5pm]

@@hana-rv6ruabout 0:50 maybe a lil later i’m not great with time stamps

[@crywlf9103]

@@hana-rv6ruyou didn’t even make it a minute in?

[@itsjudemydude]

As an autistic person, I wish I'd had a little Courtney sitting on my shoulder throughout my entire childhood and also current life.

[@lol-lb5pm]

@ same

[@cjf3031]

them explaining the fnaf lore to amanda while framing it as a true crime story is SO FUNNY THEY JUST GO BACK AND FORTH LIKE "yeah this happened.." "yeah and then this" i cant

[@MrSamman]

And then Shane working in Matpat and “It’s just a theory”

[@ErdTirdMans]

@@MrSamman Spencer brought Matpat in, but yeah. I could never have gotten through saying "it's just a theory"

[@jupitersspace2004]

my fav part is when they're like "this KZbinr, Matthew Patrick..." like bRO

[@wiccankaplanmaximoff104]

So just for context, the true story is on December 14, 1993 an ex employee of CEC in Colorado shot up the CEC and killed 4 workers and injured a 5th. MatPat made a video about FNAF roughly a month after its initial release and while playing/analyzing mentioned the mass shooting and the similarities but also mentioned there was no proof. There still is no proof and the game creator has never mentioned the shooting and no one has ever asked him about it. The bite of 83 is an event in the 1997 animated film FNAF but Spencer using it as a real event is kinda genius. I also like his idea of dedicating one podcast to just discussing the various lore.

[@samdal420]

THAT IS INSANE

[@0mniaVanitas]

"there's this guy, his name is matthew patrick" "yeah he's like a true crime youtuber" always fucking sends me

[@Ziploc_Wonder]

"...and that's just a theory but..." I was in tears, truly

[@annakalkman552]

Amanda being added to Smosh is one of my favorite things to have happened

[@ElizaJames777]

I THANK GOD EACH DAY

[@rhettmitchell]

Truly a blessing

[@stevensorrell1625]

Angela, Amanda, Arasha. The Triple A of Smosh.

[@jomzleoncio]

@@stevensorrell1625 uhm no, only Angela and Amanda. Arasha can go!!

[@normalgirlsza]

@@jomzleoncio interesting!

[@somethingstupid1075]

they love to gaslight a queen who touches grass

[@Lemon_Sage9999]

#justiceforAmanda

[@edo9472]

Mathew Patrick is my favorite true crime reporter

[@Theunloved1738]

Did you hear he’s retiring?

[@RayDoughBoy]

😢

[@mmagalhaesg]

the amount of restraint to say "it's all just a theory" straight faced like that. you gotta respect it

[@serena7241]

timestamp?

[@vvoof2601]

@@serena7241 Is your adhd that bad that you can't pay attention for 20 minutes?

[@Zoe_Coles]

@@serena7241 12:05

[@golfshores97]

And "Matthew Patrick"

[@drakevick1646]

When he and Spencer did that shit, I knew full and well it was taking everything in their power to not burst out with laughter

[@sophiahenderson3680]

I cant... im so impressed with how straight they play the fnaf lore

[@maltesefalcon85]

oddly enough it was based on a true story but it was very different in real life

[@TheLegitMind]

​@@maltesefalcon85 No it wasn't. This has been disproven a ridiculous amount of times. Someone said one of scotts characters "el chip" looked too scary and he took that idea of scary animatronics and played into it.

[@badasson8825]

@@TheLegitMindthat first matpat theory got it all fuked up from the start lmao

[@AndrewJW]

Seeing Amanda hear about harambe for the first time in real time is one of my favorite things to ever happen

[@Aubriannarae1]

I found out what happened with her 😭 I thought shayne was about to say that they hugged or something but no

[@terror183e]

​@@Aubriannarae1 LMAOOO

[@s0ngbirble]

@@Aubriannarae1omg you poor thing 😭

[@Aubriannarae1]

@@s0ngbirble 😭 wven worse now that I went to the zoo yesterday

[@harrytodhunter5078]

“Is there a protest I can go to?”

[@alex-qg3fr]

it’s actually refreshing for amanda to not know anything because her jokes aren’t all based around those

[@smellslikelayne]

definitely. i love all of the smosh cast but i think part of why chanse/angela/amanda/arasha were such refreshing additions was because the old cast loves reference humor _so much_ and having a new set of people who three out of the four seemingly don't even know the references has really helped bring some more variety to the videos. anthony seems to be pretty offline as well comparably, but he's not in a ton of unscripted content

[@Yourfuturewidow]

The harambe kid had to be put in witness protection because he was getting death threats

[@martispartis05]

WHAT😭

[@Yourfuturewidow]

@@martispartis05 unfortunately yes, he became an international pariah overnight. The world kinda hated him. Justice for harambe! Lol

[@FilonisHat]

That was just last month too. All the death threats were traced back to Los Angeles for some reason 🤔

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

@@FilonisHatshe was in Massachusetts at the time loo

[@blakewhite3131]

That sucks because it's the negligent parents at fault and the people who made the decision to kill and not tranq or literally anything else. While I get the sentiment, the blame is misplaced.

[@EzraPlutoCharles]

Amanda is probably so mentally healthy being so out of the loop of the internet. The power she must have.

[@chebaca8]

Honestly this

[@pabloy_]

I love on the Five nights at Freddy's bit where they drop so many MatPat phrases and hints like "true crime KZbinr Matthew Patrick" and "It's just a theory"

[@humphreybiggins8295]

her saying “I’m from Massachusetts….” in response to SHAYNES STARTING WITH IT CINNCINATI ZOO

[@zeearts9484]

I'm crying 😭

[@vaporreplay9737]

“I know how to goon, Mr. Spencer” PARDON?!?! 😭

[@Aunini]

That's the kind of sentence that earns you Australian citizenship 🍾

[@NTMT1]

The FNAF lore bit is just cruel and I love it.

[@MrMadshepherd]

Amazing how they kept a straight face talking about “Matthew Patrick the true crime KZbinr”

[@jammin2575]

Not even a fnaf fan (being over the age of 20) but the Matthew Patrick bit was really good.

[@NTMT1]

@jammin2575 yeah im not a fan of the series either, im just impressed by the sheeer commitment and how she just kept believing them.

[@plep3718]

i love amanda i hope she's never insecure about this because i strive to be this unaware, in my lane and moisturised

[@Rawrmuffin0]

“And then they….shot harambe” Amanda: 👁👄👁 *single slow blink* 4:00

[@vikki-333]

4:11

[@katie-kb6qd]

the absolute restraint during the fnaf bit is so funny, i would’ve lost it at “Matthew Patrick”

[@BlackButlerFan100]

10:34 shane trying so hard to play his fnaf knowledge off by correcting everyone but saying "I think?" at the end so as to not appear suspicious I can't

[@Epommy]

Arasha gaslighting Amanda so hard in the first clip was too good 😂

[@Theunloved1738]

“That was literally it!”

[@Hg-jy3tb]

Arashas second job is gaslighting, shes TOO good at it 😂

[@arda4326]

Her acting skills are insane

[@Nikifuj908]

That's not gaslighting; gaslighting is when you make someone think they're being crazy when they're actually being reasonable. Arasha was just trolling lol

[@arda4326]

@@Nikifuj908 are u gaslighting us

[@n0tlauren]

i would have lost it as soon as he said “so there’s this guy… his name is Matthew Patrick”

[@elizabethpost8021]

“oh, daligma” has burrowed its way into my brain

[@necr0mancrr]

Hey there daligma

[@ladybugleader]

what’s it like in nut york city?

[@ComfyLilith]

Amanda is the most 50 year old person ever in the best way possible even tho she’s 34 😭

[@sam-salami]

SHES 34???

[@jackstubblefield5759]

Famous birthdays says she’s 36

[@cronggpal]

Ig shes 35 then​@@jackstubblefield5759

[@Joemama55122]

@@sam-salamishe's stunning i thought she was like 25

[@mike04574]

50 year olds know harambe

[@PeregrineDee]

MATHEW PATRICK: TRUE CRIME KZbin CHANNEL I am dead. Oh my god. "this is all just a theory." nfsjeokrhaeo;bogr'oawroawgnbigeas this fnaf lore is killing me. AHHHH

[@ForgottenOrphan]

4:38 harambe’s death was the catalyst of all the events following. The internet culture derived from this event. Harambe’s death is a canon event

[@ekitkatt]

The way Shayne and Spencer stumble over their words trying to lie to Amanda about FNAF is also so funny lmao 😭 when they’re saying something true there’s none of that

[@maloritorey7521]

I need a docuseries of Amanda tracking down the kid that went into his habitat and confronting him lol

[@harryhealey4298]

It’ll be Amanda as Sarah Christ

[@quinn8996]

Shayne throwing in "just a theory" was so funny

[@actuallyrandomperson]

losing it at the fnaf bit LMAOOOO dont know how amanda would ever trust them again after that 😭

[@rialikewoah]

It ever occurred to me that while they had them play the games they still had Amanda guess lore-Spencer and Shayne have fully explained what the lore is but Amanda probably doesn’t realize that part wasn’t a lie. 😂😂

[@mieke9397]

I didnt realize I am apparently also chronically offine until I looked up Mathew Patrick fnaf true crime because I fully believed this story

[@milkamoussse]

Omg 😭😭

[@j.cr.1207]

Same 😂

[@cocoyawn]

LMAOO

[@cheemster2619]

I always love how she says "Oh wait, like deligma? Wait-" like her brain was trying its best to understand the situation but then she realized she did not, in fact, get it

[@genericusernamehere0374]

Shane saying Harambe died 8 years ago made me feel really old

[@OingoDeLaBoingo]

"Hes a true crime youtuber" gets me every single time i wouldve broken idk how they have the strength for the fnaf bit

[@msmaam2040]

Shane and Spencer lying straightfaced without lying is next level.

[@sydahnee157]

“I know how to goon.” *proudest face ever*

[@ManubibiWalsh]

Bro I’m actually so impressed at how they explained the FNAF lore without ever breaking. That’s legit insane. They mentioned MatPat… it’s just a theory… and still did not break at all. That’s crazy.

[@araluen4484]

Amanda is like the Bing version of a human.

[@jezstyles2233]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wanderergrim]

Amanda's chronically offline moments are often so adorable, I do not know why.

[@Sixtruc14]

Amanda having the whole “harambe trauma” in the exact same way we all day, all these years later on camera has be in TEARS, ROLLING 😭

[@Spiffier]

I love how every time she goes through the full spectrum of emotions

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

It changed the timeline. Ever since Harambe died, the world went crazy. This is not where we're supposed to be, we are adrift in the multiverse.

[@wooshdoodles]

genuinely impressed by shayne not cracking up immediately during the fnaf segment

[@slimj091]

Amanda is in for a rough ride when she finds out about Covid-19 in a few years.

[@gumpoi]

7:01 honestly everytime i see this clip, my favourite part is Ian, a grown man, toddler dancing over to Amanda

[@SunlitSerendipity]

"I'm from Massachusetts, I don't know" me too girl, me too

[@klandgraf]

For some reason Spencer and Shayne saying five nights at Freddy’s is based on a true story makes me laugh so hard

[@Rawrmuffin0]

“I was just in my car listening to them whip and naenae I wasn’t dsncing” 😭😭😭😭 cut to me and my friends in the car doing it while the car is moving

[@DevilboyBanjo]

Goon used to mean silly henchmen... :(

[@WishGender]

I'm on a student media TV show at my college and we did a segment about which villains we'd want to be henchmen for and we call it the gooning segment lol

[@Lyjopotato]

​@@WishGender ohmygosh, that sounds so wrong in this generation

[@ellenmayo]

Amanda saying Mr. Spencer sounds so much like a teacher. She's so precious.

[@kasuScene]

I want to see mat pat and Amanda talk about five nights at Freddy on Smosh Mouth, like that video would break the internet

[@miriamlevenson9430]

as a girl who’s never had instagram or twitter and deleted tiktok 3 years ago, i am so grateful for the presence of amanda on my feed 🙏

[@MarioGMan25]

God I hope she's told that "We're in the bad timeline because Harambe died." At some point.

[@mortalmooshroom]

WITH AMANDA ITS ALWAYS “I’m from Boston/I’m from Massachusetts “ AS IF THAT MEANS ANYTHING WHEN ITS THE INTERNET WE ARE TALKING ABOUT

[@losrin1047]

I can't stop laughing every time the boys had to explain what the deez nuts jokes are to amanda

[@mjuzumaki]

Amanda is a case study of when you touch TOO MUCH grass.

[@Connie.T.]

Your edits are CRIMINALLY underrated

[@drakevick1646]

Looking back, the Harambe era was fascinating. Like, he was either never on your feed, or he was the only thing on your feed, with no in between

[@Mage_Nichlas_]

I could *NEVER* hold it in hearing "There's this true crime KZbinr Matthew Patrick.". There's gonna be a smile at minimum.

[@jasonyamir3762]

I cannot believe they were able to keep a straight face through the Five Nights bit

[@pinkemo6]

i envy her internet naivety, i wish i could not know some things i've learned from the internet

[@N0UR4.]

Spence and Shayne trolling Amanda about fnaf is so fucking genius like they are amazing at what they do.

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Finding out about Harambe eight years later is so funny.

[@Sketch-mn8jm]

I love see Amanda go through the Harambe version of the 7 stages of grief within 30 seconds

[@shadowplatinummist3625]

They shot harambe because he dragged the kid real fast. The crowd was also screaming which agitated him, the kid was screaming too. Its entirely the parents fault for not paying attention but he wasnt just inspecting him and he got shot.

[@jshu-_-]

I mean gorillas are like that, it's his nature. Whether Harambe was going to hurt the kid or not, humans are accountable for this

[@shadowplatinummist3625]

@jshu-_- yeah I understand I was referring to the clip of them just saying he wasn't shot for nothing. Animals are unpredictable

[@seedsmm]

amanda not knowing the whip and nae nae is SENDING ME

[@Lamsus854]

I would have. So many trust issues if I were her during the fnaf clip

[@comandantethorn9929]

i love that Trevor was challenging Amanda to do a dance and because she didnt know how to do it he had to do it-

[@couch09]

I would legit believe the FNAF part lol, that was good

[@tvagic]

I remember watching that smosh mouth episode where they explained fnaf as a true crime story and I just remembered the way I started tearing up when they brought matpat into the story 😭😭😭

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

amanda is seriously that cool aunt everyone loves

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

"You guys made me feel so bad about murder, that is MY THING" -Amanda Lehan-Canto

[@stream-5star]

6:53 THIS WHOLE CLIP GIVES ME LIFE IM CRYING OMG AMANDAAA 😭😭😭

[@msnkosi7264]

A SeungBerry💃

[@lukesuess9295]

I love how Amanda’s whip nae nae is a pretty good move ngl

[@cariocadenit]

Not breaking character with "It's just a theory" should be considered a super power

[@cmiiitch]

8:34 this clip has the same energy as the game grumps “what is up dog?” clip

[@rolandverde8771]

LIGMA NUTZ DUDE

[@emestebanez4389]

so real

[@Idkwhattomakemyuserthistimeyay]

In the harambe clip Shayne is such a like comforting person, he’s like “it’s okay!” And like explaining it so like openly basically like not making fun of her for not knowing yk

[@theycallmeklee]

I felt so bad for Amanda while they were telling the fnaf lore 😂 she was so into it

[@AliFareedMC]

The only Smosh cast member I am jealous of. I wish I were chronically offline like Amanda. Part of my New Year's resolution is to be offline as much as possible and live in the moment.

[@d3monicwolf]

Spencer being so close to what gooning is makes me so happy. Just hearing behind the camera "theres more to it"

[@deanZAbean]

'you talk about getting addicted to games, that's what I get addicted too''' Oh Amanda... 🤣🤣🤣

[@itsjudemydude]

Shayne made one split second decision to lie and you can tell Spencer experienced the most potent elation of his life realizing the opportunity being presented to him, but he simply could not emote any of it. Masters in their craft.

[@MasterMewtwo239]

Shayne: "It's all just a theory..." MatPat: "A GAME THEORY!"

[@girlypopgay]

She got back at him by forcing him to keep playing every five nights at Freddy’s video games. And I love that for her.

[@sheep2826]

I absolutely love how proud she looks when she finally understands the bofa and ligma jokes

[@potatowellcox8870]

11:28 MATTHEW PATRICK 😂😂😂😂

[@thewholegrainfrain9754]

Bro im fucking dead xD

[@michaelroy6630]

You know they're actors because they could say "Matthew Patrick" without losing it

[@fnjkdsnfjn]

Amanda’s whip/Barnes is better than the actual one

[@TotoDG]

Honestly, I like Amanda's idea of the "whip and nae-nae" more than the _actual_ whip and nae-nae.

[@livbazuzi]

"im from Massachusetts, idk.." and Shayne's "it's okay" was so adorable

[@riagia5274]

I think it should be noted that harambe didn’t “curiously look at the kid” he was violently dragging the kid around the enclosure

[@grime69]

And he was 3 years old!

[@miguelneto1445]

love this compilation, Amanda is my favorite

[@chantel2689]

I LOVE AMANDA SO MUCH OMG

[@ZuukaClips]

Harambe was 8 years ago... Damm. 2016 marked the beginning of the end, everything started going downhill after that.

[@jacksonwagner992]

The thought of Amanda going around asking people “have you heard of this gorilla harambe?” Over the course of the next few weeks is so damn funny to me

[@vaclavkaras3210]

I remember watching the FNaF explenation podcast and when Spencer said There's this guy, his name is Matthew Patrick I LOST IT for like a solid 10 minutes

[@FloridaKat-sw3wb]

“I know how to goon, Mr Spencer” Kills me every time 🤣