'SPLICE' is a DISGUSTING mix of Twilight and Jurassic Park

[@catscoffeebookslesbianuwu5815]

I thought this was a nightmare I had when I was drunk...

[@catscoffeebookslesbianuwu5815]

Omg thanks for the pin I luv ur channel so much😄

[@catscoffeebookslesbianuwu5815]

@MrFretBuzz Awww thnx!

[@catscoffeebookslesbianuwu5815]

@@mylifeisruined4413 thnx it's of my Pomeranian poodle Luke

[@King-Of-Dragons]

I honestly thought this was part of a fever nightmare...gods I wished it had been

[@emillie4304]

You poor thing!

[@peyton8332]

Coming from a biologist, the poking to see if something’s still alive is actually the most realistic part of the movie

[@brentarellano46]

🤣🤣

[@eddyram4932]

That’s the ultimate test to check for any response😂😂👌

[@leilaniz5909]

True true

[@Hanmacx]

Better poke it twice

[@maddisonjohnson4308]

I gave you 666 likes! 😄

[@OneTopic]

Ed... Ward... It hurts

[@bluejaypirate4560]

Hey one topic! I didn't know you watched Amanda lol. Luv ur vids :D

[@warriorcatskid003]

Eeeyyyyyy look who it is

[@tedros6917]

mitty?

[@quietvalerie1]

Nooooooo! This movie even got to our sweet innocent boy One Topic!

[@briarinnes2397]

AHHHH ONE TOPIC

[@gabiluch87]

"Naked mole cat chicken " That's exactly what it is, now at least I can describe it to my therapist

[@pueyobeamelrosem.5852]

this comment is so underrated lmao

[@GabrielaDeLaVega2905]

I swear I've seen very disturbing things, but this movie still makes me cry every time someone mentions it.

[@jenzies090]

This comment is great lol

[@rosalbakelly8963]

Saw it in theaters when it came out.. I didn’t want my money back... I wanted my innocence back.. That movie touched me inappropriately

[@InvaderTak176]

Can you show me on the doll where it touched you?

[@gerardocruzjr.2601]

I was never the same when I saw this movie in 2011

[@mslightbulb]

Steward of Autumn the brain.

[@InvaderTak176]

@@mslightbulb :o

[@chxrbb_dxllhouse5403]

I saw this with my MOM at 9 YEARS OLD

[@llallogen7380]

As a scientist I can confirm that one of the first things we would do would be to poke it. We'd have a follow-up to that, but yes we would probably poke it

[@Needler13]

Science always starts with poking shit

[@rickc2102]

Can't forget the ever-useful taste test.

[@runebalace3896]

I love this comment

[@sarahjustsarah7276]

When in doubt poke it out

[@emeraldviqueen]

Poking is science. Observing response to external stimuli. Just remember to write down shit afterwards otherwise you aren’t doing science

[@andreas0097]

I am so glad you're doing a take on this. This movie has haunted me for years.

[@maxmasse1029]

Dude I watched this on Netflix less that a week ago and had a nightmare bout it like fuck this movie

[@paolalagos2634]

I feel you! 😣

[@aperson7303]

I was like 13/14 when i saw it and it scarred me. I was just thinking about this disgusting movie too.

[@MlleRedVelvet]

This movie has haunted me for years too. I watched it when i was around 14, it scarred me.

[@doomsdimension1663]

same.....

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

I’m genuinely amused by the number of scientists in the comments saying “yeah no, we would definitely poke it first.”

[@theblackbaron4119]

:') poking it : the scientific way

[@vincepale]

I saw this movie in theaters with my grandmother when I was in my early teens... Would not recommend that experience...

[@MrOboehobo]

My parents made this one if the first R rated horror movies I got to see in theaters and I was pretty sheltered and this movie really grossed me out and got under my skin. I think I was like 14

[@ourkeving]

Squirmy. Oh dear

[@studybuddy.]

Oh god, please I need more info. Why did she take you to this movie? How did she react to it after? I'm so sorry for you.

[@radhiadeedou8286]

Did you ever make eye contact with her again after that?

[@slumbrrbunnie]

I watched it with my Mom, I understand your pain.

[@jessicamadere]

I didn't have, "No one tries to f*** the dinosaurs" on my youtube bingo today.

[@ejedwards988]

That's been on my youtube bingo card for like two years

[@RainaAstaldo]

This comment is the perfect first top comment to see for this video XD

[@jessicamadere]

@@RainaAstaldo Hah, thanks! I didn't even realize it had so many likes.

[@misterminutes4504]

Just curious, how do you play youtube bingo? Sounds fun

[@rayene_23]

When I saw the thumbnail and title I was like "oh cool, something I never saw before I'm safe" But as I was watching the video, it awakened a dormant memory from deep within my brain and it turns out I did actually watch this and was so traumatized by it that I just blocked it out entirely.

[@melissandrenanette8594]

Saaamme ! I forgot about this until now... And I watched it with my brothers and my cousins .... So uncomfortable...

[@naivenitara]

This comment is gold! 😂

[@rayene_23]

@@melissandrenanette8594 apparently I watched it with my best friend and the only reason she wasn't traumatized is that she spent the entire time laughing at my reactions instead of watching the movie 😂

[@silverkyre]

I thought oh I've seen this movie, but seeing made me be like wait no I haven't.... So now I'm wondering if I repressed it or if I saw a sequel or something

[@EmyN]

Bahahah 😂

[@littleladytoge5306]

This isn't even a "Sweet home Alabama" moment anymore I'm just straight up scared.

[@Phantom73949]

Sweet home appolo 13

[@braeutchen41]

@@Phantom73949 sweet home Genesis6....😬🤯🤢

[@blobbertmcblob4888]

Whaaaaaaa? you mean you don't have sex with your weird mutant daughter only for your weird mutant daughter to turn into a male, kill you and then have sex with their mother? Happens all the time where I'm from.

[@brumous9364]

@@blobbertmcblob4888 what kind of Alabama-

[@mango4723]

Sweet home Proxima Centauri

[@kennethbryant5819]

True story. I watched this at the movies with my mother who I barely see as a get together to catch up. We just thought it'd a be a interesting sci fi flick and we always went to the movies growing up. I'm a dude and was in my early 20's at the time. It was pretty awkward after the movie and to this day we never talked about it. It was the last time we saw a movie together. She's still alive, we just don't do that anymore. Thanks, Splice for making things weird for me and my estranged mom with your weird double incest.

[@lookatthiscutekittyc2903]

Oh, I'm sorry? In the sense that I'm sorry that the movie didn't help with your relationship with your mother.

[@chxrbb_dxllhouse5403]

Kenneth Bryant I. Was. Nine.

[@valerialopez-md1bu]

Charlize Brignol poor you I’m so glad I never heard about this movies

[@dianas7429]

C'mon just have a laugh about it and go back watching movies with your mum

[@roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898]

You think that's weird than you should have seen Species (1995-2007) when we were young we first saw it because of our older sibling he said that it's a awesome film so awesome that it's Aliens (1986) and The Thing (1982) levels types of awesome oh boy we were wrong our sibling play his cruel tricks on us again after we finished the movie we were weirded out by it we ask our selfs does this movie even have a plot & does it originally came from Japan?

[@orviianj7965]

"Just a regular romantic date night, creating abominations" ah yes, just like my parents 9 months before I was born

[@MoonNerdy]

Underrated comment. I screeched

[@j-money2295]

Ooooh so edgy

[@spookieboogi6161]

*drops burn heal* ya did this to yourself

[@hotel_arcadia]

Suicide by words

[@awesomearsam1890]

Dude you ok?

[@fiitchy867]

*me, just reading the title without having heard of the movie*: Vegetarian dinosaur goes to college, falls in love with personality-less Chris Pratt and sneaks into his room while he sleeps in addition to a million more creepy things- later turns him into a dinosaur and they live happy ever after damn wtf

[@princessadrigirl6774]

It would probably be an easier watch 😂

[@rayene_23]

I would much rather watch your version 😂

[@istvankarolyfarkas6125]

This is an interesting premise. I am listening.

[@ozziescribbler]

That's a solid pitch, tho. Would watch

[@MinecraftToonLink]

Jurassic *Park* , not *World.* The good movie, not the bad one.

[@alejandraayala8815]

My ethics teacher thought it would be a good idea to watch and discuss this movie in class. It was an interesting day to say the least.

[@Macrochenia]

Sounds like when my geology professor had us watch The Core.

[@sunsetskye483]

That sounds traumatizing

[@adelavojtusova2584]

My teacher made us watch this for our pop culture class. I never recovered nor forgave him 😀

[@Bravohalo]

Did you discuss the ethics of making people watch this movie?

[@moonlitskyes]

no child or adult should be forced to watch this shit ever wtf

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

As an actual biologist, this movie made me more mad about the utterly stupid misrepresentations of how research works than the first Planet of the Apes trilogy movie.

[@McRichardz]

So, y’all don’t poke stuff to see if it’s alive?

[@kyaraholloway4334]

Madeleine Boone depends on what kind of lab you’re working in. As an evolutionary biologist in an entomology lab, lots of poking.

[@Floridamangaming729]

Kyara Holloway i mean if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

[@TheBestAsbestos13]

You mean bio-research isn't just randomly tossing enzymes into DNA soup until you get an artificial lifeform? :0

[@hombreg1]

Forget about research. Genetics in general is oddly represented in movies. Granted, a movie about hox and homeobox genes would be a bit boring.

[@42quantumleap]

I have an ex (keyword ex) who LOVED this movie. She thought it was the sexiest movie on the planet. Now that I think about it, all of her favorite films had themes of incest...

[@ars0on]

I’m glad you’re not with her anymore cuz that’s a huge red flag

[@maximeteppe7627]

I mean, I think anyone can enjoy, or at least respect the movie for what it's going for...and yes the design of the creature plays up the uncanny/sexy factor ... but you're not meant to be aroused, but rather disturbed. Or at least "disturbed I hate myself for being aroused this is so wrong stop this..." So yeah, finding this legit sexy is a red flag.

[@strange_misteaks]

Oh...oh no..nonono

[@SjofnBM1989]

Yikes

[@heynae2016]

You dodged a bullet

[@heath6802]

Sigmund Freud would’ve had a field day with this honestly

[@MarvinMakesArt]

Oh no this is hilarious

[@jbark678]

"Ah yes, the director lost his pet and his abusive mother, now he wants to have sex with both." -Freud, probably

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

Ah. As a once-wise and noble Servant-mechanoid once said: _"Sigmund Freud-Eat your heart out..!"_

[@trainboy00]

Probably, or have an orgasm with this

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

YoshiMaster03 DAMN!

[@rexrip1080]

Poking is a legit way of testing in science. Here is an example: After feeding the king penguin, scientists wait for a time period until penguins fall asleep and then poke them with a stick in order to see how easy it is to wake them up. This supposedly helps them understand penguins phases of sleep and metabolism...

[@sunsetskye483]

_poke_

[@juniperrodley9843]

I refuse to believe they do this for any reason other than they wanna poke penguins

[@Пинагод]

@@juniperrodley9843 it is entirely possible that they just want to poke things, much like how humans always find a way to pet every animal

[@emmad4308]

@@juniperrodley9843 it's both. Like how chemists (am a chemist) like to poke sodium and potassium metals if you have to cut it up. Obviously not in water.

[@cheezyfilmsproductions1842]

Aww, let the penguins sleep!

[@harlequindeer2142]

Y’all traumatized about the sexual parts. *sis killed her cat with her tail spike. I cried when I was a kid* Edit: sorry ma that I put you on blast 😭

[@visitjessiechan]

yeah no movie should have animals killed in it, fk this movie back to hell

[@redfox.689]

@@visitjessiechan 100% agreed! I feel the same sentiment when a rape is shown.

[@werewolf3949]

Your parents let ya watch this as a kid? I though my parents were awesome for letting me watch children of the corn when I was 9 :D

[@harlequindeer2142]

Robin Kool they did but they would cover up my eyes or tell me to leave the room anytime something sexual happened

[@werewolf3949]

@@harlequindeer2142 so ya probably only saw 30% of the film =)

[@hi_greyson4627]

"What in the freudian f*cking hell is this" I need this on a tshirt

[@Acoolakim007]

I just stumbled over this channel and I want this merch

[@AngelaMerici12]

Good idea!

[@rev6215]

I'm gonna make this shirt and if you don't buy it

[@hi_greyson4627]

@@rev6215 Its a figure of speech

[@mindassassin]

@@rev6215 I'd buy it

[@Tareltonlives]

"What if Shape of Water, but awful"

[@AngelaMerici12]

And discussing!!!

[@natprincess123]

I didn’t even like the shape of water

[@VladGrim]

Well at least shape of water wasn't double incest 🙅

[@cageybee7221]

shape of water was also, ya know, CONSENSUAL.

[@LilyoftheLake14]

Omg, in both the shape of water and splice, both of the genetic experiments kill a cat.

[@erikm8373]

the horror genre: _exists_ Directors who desperately want to make a movie about their own twisted fetishes: "It's free real estate"

[@laprincessa3772]

The ACCURACY. No one can convince me that half of these "horror" script writers are psychopaths/sociopaths that haven't been caught.

[@WerewolfCat890]

this!!!!!

[@rainbonomi]

TRUE! and some of them are disguised pedophile, too.

[@fallenlucifer]

So fucking true

[@marialarson1711]

Quentin Tarentino F E E T

[@BingBangPoe]

Splice in a nutshell: "what if I banged it?"

[@MegaRazor619]

The ending: what if it banged *me*

[@williss1192]

It’s not even a woman or a guy...

[@Andrea_Kelly]

😂😂😂😂 Y'all are cracking me up

[@alliestevens5264]

What went through the guys head "she's not my biological daughter, free real estate!" that scene was uncomfortable and disgusting

[@Moses255337]

Maybe the spliced humanoid gave off strong pheromones that are irresistible to humans. And to reinforce this theory, he said no to her several times

[@micahcook2408]

Moses Gonzalez I personally wish it was shorter. I got what the scene was interpreting and the foreshadowing but in light of Hollywood being coaxed with pedophiles, I’d be okay with living without it lmao

[@ava_adamsg]

I mean she had dna of the woman he liked sooo

[@misfitwhocares7554]

Many people were depressed in 2009 and I bet it's this movie's fault

[@gerardocruzjr.2601]

I didn’t know about this movie until 2011 and it still messed me up.

[@saltywitch3699]

Brave of you to assume that this movie is a cause rather than a symptom of that depression...

[@gerardocruzjr.2601]

I don’t consider it a symptom of my depression, because I don’t have a depression in the first place.

[@yuyuyashasrain]

Burn it

[@Kitajima2]

Also, the financial crisis. Splice and the financial crisis gave me clinical depression

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

This is a horror movie that isn’t scary, it’s terrifying. The monster isn’t the thing that makes the viewer nervous, it’s the people.

[@Laramaria2]

True... This movie gave me nightmares! This movie is the only thing I ever watched that gave me nightmares!

[@vitorzdash]

Ya like thay one who messed up

[@YoQ]

yeah, nah, theres better media that gets this message across. this was just the director's sick fantasy

[@dr.phylisphical9294]

@@Victor_Graves not really clive the nastiest mf of the movie he literally messed up the childhood of dren and he would have never touched her it would've been normal.

[@mickflick8133]

​@@YoQ That's why this movie slaps tho, it's a horror movie and everyone I know that has ever seen it has been horrified.

[@paolalagos2634]

Me watching this movie when I was 11 realizing that isn't a Kid movie: 👁️👄👁️

[@paolalagos2634]

OMG! ❤️

[@tonypeppermint5329]

D:

[@piotrsegal6475]

Wait, it wasn't???

[@sinimaijala1742]

Same happened to me... still wondering how I wasn’t traumatized by this :D

[@RingTheBella]

@@sinimaijala1742 I think it's because the highest levels of fucked up in this movie are the kind that most kids don't have the world experience to even understand yet, I know I definitely didn't understand how fucked up it was that they did the do because I didn't understand and of the nuances of why it was such a bad thing for the guy to do. Edit: honestly can't remember the order of how that happened but either way they were both practically parents to the thing so it counts either way

[@linastardust3535]

I want to hug all of the traumatized people in the comments, we've seen too much

[@icantbelieveyoudonethis4059]

Lina Stardust I’ll take that hug

[@bettylee3579]

Still better than 50 shades tbh

[@lettuce674]

thank you but i need to vomit first

[@kalebtewodros]

I really like hugs but....COVID

[@rea2852]

I was like 9 when I watched this on TV I was very much traumatised

[@alexgraham9949]

did you accidentally watch this movie when you were 10 years old and die a little inside, or are you normal?

[@addisonb.1356]

Bruh I watched this movie with my family when I was like 9! And my mom was just laughing the whole time! It was a traumatizing ride

[@Thinminteater]

I have a sickening fear of the idea of animal/human hybrid horror, i legitimately just realized that its because i watched this movie when i was 12

[@ailanflowers4768]

I watched this when I was 8 and I think it traumatized me so bad that I repressed it from my memory cuz watching this video unlocked those memories

[@Vitto.I]

I actually saw it with my whole family, like we rented it form blockbuster aaaaand... It was awful for all of us

[@ginahay8446]

Ailan Flowers SAME THANK S

[@MekarWB]

At least you watched this at home, comfortably. I saw it in theaters in high school. With my mom.

[@clydeclyde4941]

That’s a bruh moment right there

[@basantidevi5707]

Wow

[@goodday3185]

I watched it with my cousin and I haven’t talked to her in years after that…

[@dasfowler]

"I feel like I was terribly depressed in 2009" So was the world's economy, so you're in good company.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Wasn't that in 2008?

[@madamefeast4824]

@@SwiftNimblefoot it started in 2008 and went through a few years. 2009 was probably the worst

[@dacarly1330]

Bad time for all of us haha

[@InsanityBySprinkles]

I had to watch this movie in my high school biology class years ago and I still can’t believe my teacher wanted to traumatize us so much...

[@riel8428]

Public school, right? Sounds like it.

[@InsanityBySprinkles]

Riley Lisica how did you know? Lol!

[@riel8428]

@@InsanityBySprinkles Oh lucky guess I suppose :)

[@ToastyJunebugs]

How the hell did they get this movie approved??

[@InsanityBySprinkles]

Toasty Junebugs that is a very good question that I DEFINITELY asked myself at the time, but that’s small town northern Ontario for you, I guess!

[@rhaenyralikesyoutube6289]

I thought this movie had an interesting concept, but damn, the execution of it was so perverse.

[@maximeteppe7627]

It's kind of the point, right?

[@dnw009]

@@maximeteppe7627 I mean one can do horror without going into sexual aspects. And I mean the actual rape scenes not the nude scenes.

[@drawnwithlove3499]

No. Sometimes sexual stuff can even add to horror. Maybe if the characters were actually smart and this movie was written with more than 1 braincell it'd be good

[@maximeteppe7627]

@@dnw009 obviously, one can. one can do horror with a high level of violence. One can do horror where no violence occurs. One can do horror where none dies, and one can do horror where most of humanity is wiped out at the end... one can do horror without a hint of sex, and one can do horror all focused on sexual violence, be it metaphorically (alien) or in plain text. I agree that presenting sexual violence in a direct way is very tricky to do in a way that doesn't feel exploitative... which is why most horror on the topic tends to rely on metaphor instead of having rape as an explicit part of the narrative. Nonetheless I think boundary pushing is vital to creation, even if the experiment doesn't completely succeed. I've watched this movie a long time ago. I don't remember it all well, and I don't "love " it. Doesn't mean I don't respect what it's going for.

[@godofchaosandmadness]

watched this movie last year and it really just feels like it got horror mixed up with uncomfortable and relied mostly on shock value

[@porassrivastava8242]

The reason the "mother" Flips to the cold dynamic from the wholesome mom, is because a lot of abusive mothers do that.

[@brumous9364]

As someone with a similar mother dynamic, yea its pretty accurate

[@AmandaTheJedi]

This confirmed my desire to dedicate a video to Breaking Dawn Also because some people don't understand what Dren says at the end, it's 'inside' - which calls back to when Elsa says that there's a part of her in Dren. So it's next level gross

[@Seadog7981]

Don't duck your research.

[@gloria8093]

I really thought you'd say "Mommy Dearest"again, but maybe you're to young for that reference.

[@frickerfrancis8808]

Super excited for that

[@shelby2117]

The Twilight renaissance is upon us!

[@Jesyca2006]

Yay!!!

[@SilverFoxKnows1]

I saw Splice on a double date. The other couple had picked Slither last time, so we picked Splice this time. I swear to God I thought it was going to be a straightforward monster movie. When we all walked out of the theater my buddy shook his head and said "Dude, that was just wrong".

[@idislikemints]

Well that's a date to forever remember for sure.

[@sabbathjackal]

Damn splice and slither are are great double feature

[@traviscollura2440]

@@sabbathjackal Slither, Splice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little girl.

[@Zvwry]

@@traviscollura2440 lmaoooo good one

[@itsannesworld_9156]

yeah, I've never watched this movie, and judging by this review and comments I'm glad I didn't and I must def will never watch it.

[@gerardocruzjr.2601]

In 2009, I was an innocent seven-year old boy living an innocent life not knowing about the economic depression.

[@gerardocruzjr.2601]

I remember watching this movie in 2011, I only watched because Adrien Brody was in it.

[@gerardocruzjr.2601]

However liked this comment, god bless them during this difficult times.

[@Luna-uh1ss]

and now you’re 17?!?!? Me tooooo🙀

[@gerardocruzjr.2601]

asha g no I am 18, but good estimation anyway.

[@bi_beans9011]

in 2009, i was a small innocent baby who never knew this existed until now

[@anonymixx8106]

Imagine how I felt when I WATCHED THIS WITH MY PARENTS

[@maurabuck1613]

BRO FR I HAVE RLLY O L D MEMORIES OF WATCHING THIS WITH MY WHOLE FAMILY AND I REMEMBER WHAT THE THING LOOKED LIKE AND A BARN AND PUTTING S PILLOW ON MY EYES AND HAVING REWATCHED IT I HATE MY LIFE

[@sunsetskye483]

_Oh no_

[@BirthquakeRecords]

NO

[@Пинагод]

Oh my fucking god, the incest part terrified and upset me so much that I had nightmares of being in the perspective of the monster experiment and forced me to visualise doing shit with my own father. Never in my life had I cried so bad, and I feel sorry for my poor father who doesn't know why the hell I started avoiding him at that time. Seriously, this was the movie that introduced me to incest and it genuinely became a fear of mine.

[@fallenlucifer]

HOLY FUCK GL WITH THAT MY GUY BC UR NEVER GONNA LIVE THAT DOWN-

[@SuperCitizenBane]

This movie is like if a film student read a lot of Freud and said "I wanna do a Frankenstein movie" AAAANND BOY HOWDY!!!

[@axp8598]

no

[@esyphillis101]

*Freudstein intensifies*

[@SilverFoxKnows1]

I heard it described as playing God meets playing house.

[@LockandKeyHyena]

I don’t think she heard about the scrapped dinosaur-human hybrid idea from Jurassic park...

[@galileo_the_star_lion]

O h n o. N o. Nononononono.

[@Retinen1]

Isn't that what the 'daughter' is in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom?

[@darksev.6468]

@@Retinen1 No, she's just a human clone.

[@solus8685]

thewhat

[@Mewobiba]

i feel like this is a reference and now i want to know what it is a reference to.

[@Maieveryday2]

We gunna ignore the fact that she got pregnant with HERSELF at the end of the movie??? It was said that she used a splice of her own DNA for the organism so that means THOSE BABIES WILL BE TERRIFYING AND HORRIBLY MISFORMED

[@TheMistressMisery]

....wouldnt that have been a clone...technically?

[@jennarandomness5763]

@@TheMistressMisery nope bc it has some of her dna not fully her dna, more like a child than a clone, and so like amanda sayed it is kind of incest then and yep, it would probably make the babies even worse

[@claudiamercedesarboledaarr8900]

Omg 😦

[@SoulDevoured]

Yeah that's kinda why incest, especially parent to child, is real fucked up.

[@agarotaestatueta2811]

I dont wanna see this movie anymore.

[@Theokal3]

I still find it hilarious that this is one of the few movies where the corporate guy tries to *dissuade* them from doing crazy human experiments at the beginning. When the guy who in almost every other horror movie would be a greedy asshole with no morals is telling you you're going too far, you KNOW it might be a good idea to stop whatever it is you're doing.

[@sthuvbot]

Me: *Sees title* oh damn so like a person falls in love with a dinosaur. The movie: Me: oh... OH

[@spookieboogi6161]

*me having been on hentai websites* beh weak

[@Papanda1995]

No but if you want that you should check out the book “Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend” It’s so horribly and intentionally bad, I love it 😂

[@Call-me-Al]

@@Papanda1995 is it one of Chuck Tingle's works? Sounds like it

[@awesomearsam1890]

@@spookieboogi6161 I've been on hentai websites too but this shit hits different fam

[@zoedebeus1239]

you should watch the velocipastor

[@CrowWife]

I thought this was a horror movie about science going too far and she realizes she's better than mankind so seeks to replace them I wish that's what it was

[@lillamyy5825]

That's absolutely what it was, and I think all the creepiness was intentional, so I don't understand what's the fuss all about. I'm not a fan of this movie, but I think it's absolutely fine and, to it's credit, the concept is very original.

[@magpiem0th]

That is what it was, they just executed it terribly

[@longangrysausage3495]

Same. Please just kill us and stop the pain

[@sabbathjackal]

That's species that your thinking of

[@sakurahirawa]

I mean, there is an anime like that. It’s called Elfen Lied.

[@_bentobi]

I was like “Oh this movie doesn’t seem that bad- - Oh, OH NO”

[@taoist32]

Fuscipes It wasn’t scary. It wasn’t deeply engaging. I forgot it the moment the movie ended.

[@awesomearsam1890]

Well, at least you can say it's unique

[@cheesecakeflakes1534]

Art Profil Serbian film wasn’t even intense. It was just trying to shock the audience as much as possible to the point where it had me rolling my eyes. Hope the other movies are better tho

[@ratbimboy8288]

Same bro same

[@helleswahn]

honestly the most disturbing parts to me were the sex and rape, without that is was just a cool sci-fi horror

[@smorgasbord9940]

Finding out her lungs were amphibious was like when I found out my toaster was water proof.

[@TheGuardDuck]

Oh, fudge!

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

Well shit, way to take this to a real dark place, dude!

[@Akalim]

HAH

[@lisakanzira6765]

Uh oh UH OH *U H O H*

[@theblackbaron4119]

Can't you do even one thing right? :( Who producers waterproof toasters. Takes the fun out if taking a bath.

[@razvanradoiu]

Splice is one of the only movies I've seen that left me feeling uncomfortable and gross for days after watching it.

[@nessyness5447]

it was gross, but in it's defense it intended to be, the whole point was that the characters took all the wrong decisions and did something bad and then the consecuences bit them in the ass, hard. it ended bad for them, so i would not really compare it to twilight that it's gross while intending to be romantic and have a happy ending where the main characters are rewarded for their shitty behavior instead of punished.

[@addieb1314]

You’ve obviously never seen A Serbian Film

[@Quick-Silver206]

Same.

[@Dustiferr]

Addie B I felt more uncomfortable Splice than A Serbian film because at least I knew what what I was walking in beforehand.

[@paddlewagons]

I just watched it and I didn't rlly feel uncomfortable? I mean yeah it was weird ig I mean he had sex with it but like I didn't feel creeped out at the end of it? Just another sci fi/alien movie. This movie has nothing on the Serbian film. I was kinda disappointed I thought this would be scarier as everyone keeps saying but it's rlly not

[@panthera9151]

So in short: it started as a legit horror movie but then turned into a live action take on the average hentai tropes.

[@Alex-je8gc]

Except the thing was NOT a hot big tiddy anime girl, it was just gross

[@milky3269]

Alex anime girls in real life will look like that thing tbh

[@micahcook2408]

Lori Milk especially since a lot of them are.... underage.... 👀

[@milky3269]

Micah Cook 👀

[@Ninthtry9103]

Hentai fan here my pregnant sister and me are looking for actual scary movie's, and I tell my sister straight faced the movie the entire time and I was just in utter disgust cause I've se en enough hentai plots to know exactly what was about to go down, I'm just sitting there expecting SOMETHING from my sister disgust, uncertainty, confusion anything and she's just like "it's just a movie" and I just sit there and pounder how my sister is using my own lango against me I now definitely understand other people's perspective when viewing certain hentai.

[@abbey5899]

Sounds like a 2000’s era fanfiction. The splicing science and questionable sex scenes were rampant back then.

[@awesomearsam1890]

Wait, are you saying that there are similar movies like this?! boy did I keep my innocence back then

[@diddoinarow8846]

@@awesomearsam1890 a movie with similar premises could be the "Species" series, which started right between the '90s and 2000 period. Also, the monster design was made by HR Giger himself

[@cheeseisherelive]

I knowwww I heard her mention like a human animal hybrid and thought of the Maximum Ride books 😂

[@Pooky1991]

@@diddoinarow8846 yeah. This movie made me think of Species when i 1st saw it, down to the exploitative human on monster hybrid sex

[@abbey5899]

@@awesomearsam1890 I don't know about MOVIES, but that used to be such a trope in bad fanfic. Long before your One Directions were buying teenagers, there was Spliced Abused Animal Furry Draco/Harry fanfics. They've all probably been purged off of the internet by now, lmao. I feel very old, I was reading fanfiction in 2005.

[@WolfQueenLydia]

I recommend this movie when someone talks about wanting catgirls.

[@scp--297]

....I'm going to do that now, that is legit.

[@sentival]

yes thats is legit

[@Merilirem]

To be fair the creature isn't the problem here. The ones who made it were just really fucking wiered.

[@thatamericangamer7230]

@Fafli Nah they aren’t

[@pandereodium]

I just thought about it and... My reproductive instinct is not against it. Where to donate money?

[@oliverwilson5957]

I MADE THE GOD AWFUL MISTAKE OF WATCHING THIS WITH MY GRANDMA THINKING IT WAS JUST A NORMAL HORROR MOVIE

[@bellarose1562]

OH NO, NOOO I hope y’all just turned it off

[@camedialdamage8180]

“I’m old and I don’t got so much time to live, I ain’t spending it with your fish fetish bullshit.”

[@rlnm3014]

Oh. Oh no

[@joshuamarshall1718]

Omg same ahahaha I was like wtf then blocked the movie from my memory

[@ahardworker2154]

I watched it with my dad. We laughed all the way through it

[@PocketSizedOwlHikari]

This movie just feels like someone had an alien fetish and wanted to make it a regular movie lol

[@geminislytherin949]

The intimate scenes made me so.....uncomfortable💀

[@TheMistressMisery]

Aye, that it did, but the r*pe scene was worse to me

[@salted6422]

What are you, a chicken? Wait, don't answer that. A lab-grown hybrid homunculus having sex with its creator before murdering him and straight up r*ping its mother is.. Actually quite bonkers, not going to lie. Creating a combustible lemon to burn someone's house down can be justified with enough context, but this.. This concept terrifies me.

[@romariomejia5396]

So I guess this horror movie succeeded in scaring you? Although it's more of mental disturbance than a jump scar lol. Don't look up the half human and chimpanzee experiments btw

[@geminislytherin949]

@@romariomejia5396 not scare me but it was just something weird like the human centipede type of weird😂 and....i will try not to but now im curious💀

[@geminislytherin949]

@@salted6422 ahah chicken😂 i actually love horror movies but this one is just disturbing, like those movies that push boundaries which i suppose was the directors point

[@Cryptic_Zie]

At first I thought the monster was “cute”…. That perception of it changed SO fast. It went from “Ok this is going to be a sad horror movie” to “This movie is so messed up and I wish I could go back to not knowing this movie exists” And I haven’t watched the actual movie I just watched Movie explain videos Those videos have now scared me into not watching the movie

[@Orasmis]

I took my mom to see this. I don't think she's ever going to trust a movie recommendation from me ever again.

[@awesomearsam1890]

Oof that's a big yikes

[@prettybyaccident]

It's like when I convinced my dad to go see Shape of Water with me abd the ride home was awkward and silent

[@pinksnake8001]

I watched it with my parents and I really liked it tbh

[@thehomiedan6378]

@@pinksnake8001 But did they?

[@senhorkorracha]

"No one tries to have sex with the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park". That you know of. Have fun with this thought. :)

[@big-loss_9043]

Hmmmm.....?

[@alexdean6108]

Oh no! Oh no!! OH PLEASE NO!!

[@S.Uranus]

I am the 69th like

[@sirapple589]

“Clever girl”

[@wannabehistorian371]

I remember a MST of Jurassic Park smut. I really hope that the original writer created it as a joke, but you never know with the internet. It was... something.

[@snakesnoteyes]

My brother introduced me to “Splice” by telling me that every time I thought it had hit its low point, it hadn’t. And he was right. Thank you for being the first KZbinr to not love this film. Edited to say that these corporate scientists are so bad at science and not wasting money.

[@oldcowbb]

Sounds like regular corperate scientists

[@axp8598]

R&D means 'wasting' money..

[@lilscenechick1995]

Yeah I don't know why it gets praise it's a weird movie. Just because "oohh it's so different" uh you mean bizarre af??? That doesn't make it a really good plot. I wish they took the concept in a totally different direction.

[@helixmoore7636]

It had potential. But the last half..... 🙄

[@axp8598]

@@helixmoore7636 pure sci-fi horror Sure it goes radical and nobody is forced to like it. But people saying it's a bad/poorly made movie...

[@Jenna-in4br]

You had me until the incest part, this is literally someone's fetish film and you can't argue that

[@strawberry_silk3364]

Ok I need to know WHO THE ACTUAL FACK HAS A FETISH LIKE THIS

[@SunShineRoni]

@@strawberry_silk3364 oh trust me. A few people do. It’s terrifying

[@strawberry_silk3364]

@@SunShineRoni I have lost all faith in humanity in between this and mobile game adds

[@Charolette21]

The SCP foundation would have had all the events of this film, Elsa, Dren’s corpse, and Elsa’s incest child filed as an anomaly and sent to a site immediately.

[@auslander1776]

Dr bright would frick it

[@TheBonkleFox]

@@auslander1776 Things Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to do:

[@subhrodeepsaha9245]

And we would not have to know [redacted].

[@Charolette21]

I can’t seem the find a good number to designate them though.

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

In this economy?

[@mandyhuey5810]

My cousin and I and a bunch of his friends went to see this in theaters when it came out. We were excited for weeks about it cause the trailer made it look badass. Did not allude to the sexual shitshow at all. We stayed for the whole thing but I remember we all just walked out in silence and didn't say anything for a good 3 minutes before finally just being like "well let's never talk about that again"

[@cherchehacknostale]

Ahahahahah

[@filmandfirearms]

It's one of those things that you keep watching just because you're so disgusted and freaked out

[@rebekahkennedy245]

This movie disturbed me so much I had to watch V for Vendetta just to calm me down.

[@PrincessSnowbelle]

😧

[@mychaeljones7526]

huh

[@oscarb9168]

I love that movie

[@vwin9112]

I had to watch prank encounters and way of the house husband to do so...that is how messed up and subtle this movie is. based on clips no less.

[@kassandraperez1064]

I had to watch funny KZbin videos

[@jkblohm9899]

“A regular romantic date night: creating abominations” I mean, that sounds like heaven to me

[@daoyang223]

This movie came on to netflix and now everyone is talking about it. "iNsIdE YOUuuuuuuu...."

[@adriannak.1830]

Ewwww omg I watched this when I was like 13-14 not knowing any better and that line just triggered some terrible memories.

[@CadenceWallace]

*Sound of Silence plays*

[@sirapple589]

Cadence Wallace The Disturbed cover?

[@JEGHETTO]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[@gigi-ux7wb]

nah man i only know “aRe YoU lOsT bAbYgIrL??..”

[@teejandahalf]

The scientists are always like "let's do eugenics" and the programmers and engineers are always like "let's do AI" and it always ends up worse for us, and they never learn.

[@_ainyy]

Haha SO TRUE

[@ericsiemienczuk7217]

But.. it's fun! You also forgot the aerospace majors that make weapons of mass destruction. :D

[@natashak9335]

Naw man, we don't play god. We just try to understand human biology, develop drugs/vaccine based on it and then spend eternity trying to convince people that its there to help them ( and it does not cause autism)😒😒

[@mslightbulb]

Natasha K thankfully the scientists community in the real world, it’s not like the one in the fictional world.

[@natashak9335]

@@mslightbulb Ya! Thankfully!

[@Muppet.Rabies]

Me and my brother watched this and we decided that Dren looks kind of like if mew and a sewer rat had a child

[@mophead_xu]

"what in the freudian hell is this?!" love that. stealing that.

[@ZebrinhahDesrosiers]

5:07 As a molecular biologist who has worked with transgenic animals, I must say this: Ma'am you underestimate the amount poking it entails

[@anib8863]

😂

[@italucenaz]

Poke an animal to see if it's alive is normal procedure, nothing wrong in this part of the movie

[@spookieboogi6161]

*the scientist zips pants back up* alright I poked it*me* bruh I meant with a stick!*him shrugs* technically I did

[@reynhacoezy5510]

Spookie Boogi This is how you create an hybrid

[@kitsilanocat]

@Turquoise Cheetah feel free to go without numerous modern pharmaceuticals and vaccinations then. I'm not saying it's right but it's a bit of a necessary evil. Also if you eat meat there's really no difference between livestock farming and lab testing.

[@Anastasia-zv3ot]

Shock value aside, it was not a generic horror movie. This mess is haunting. Creature had an awesome design.

[@Renatelles]

I saw this with my father and... I was so embaressed with THAT scene.

[@urmom-ob9zd]

Wich one? The first The second Or the third?👁👄👁

[@binamai6638]

j v s t c h x l l yes

[@heath6802]

Oh god that’s even worse than a normal movie sex scene with family in the room

[@666tiger7]

Inside You

[@zejdland]

Not my proudest fap

[@양송-k2g]

I saw this creature somewhere on the internet and was like 'wow I want to watch this movie' and after watching I literally needed a therapy

[@RobTheDoodler]

And here I thought I could forget this movie forever. To quote Bart Simpson: “time to repress another memory.”

[@vfreek4ever899]

I remember when this came out. My dad went to go see it while I was away at school. He texted me directly after it was over with one word: No.

[@legolus]

What a good dad.

[@BuoyB]

So we're just gonna ignore the fact that he saw Dren watching them do the nasty, and then continued doing the nasty while watching her watch them? Yes please thank you

[@missvoorhees7964]

It questions why he was so keen on getting close to dren. I suspected from a young age he was grooming her and now as a 27 year old woman I can confirm brody was grooming dren. She was easy to manipulate,was attached to him,she's a groomers wet dream

[@samreddig8819]

@@missvoorhees7964 except for..... y'know. Her face.

[@tomtom7955]

@@missvoorhees7964 its a possibility in this instance it could have been viewed like a pet not a person. i also wonder if there wasnt some kind of pheromone or psychic manipulation going on, that would better explain some of the characters actions and their flips in behavior regarding the creature. but i suppose it could a mad scientist versions of jeffery epstein and ghislaine maxwell, not that this movie needs to get any creepier.

[@lunavioleta001]

@@missvoorhees7964 That is so wrong. He isn't a groomer. He didn't try to manipulate her. He wanted her dead until he got attached. Both him and the wife just got more fucked as time goes on.

[@cremetangerine82]

I find it repetitive that so many sci-fi and horror films that has the “woman can’t get pregnant/lost a child” theme. This movie, along with Aliens, Prometheus, Arrival, Gravity, etc. have this. Spoilers, by the way.

[@LynetteTheMadScientist]

Because it’s a big fear most women have

[@prixe12]

@@LynetteTheMadScientist Speak for yourself not every woman wants kids

[@nevermore7285]

@@prixe12 Not every woman, but a lot of woman. Hell, even a lot of dudes want kids. It also definitely seems like the sort of thing that if you were unable to have kids that would only increase your desires to have them.

[@princeapoopoo5787]

So, I'm a woman with no interest in having kids and never had an interest in having kids. Hell ... at the rate I'm going, I probably won't have an interest in having kids, ...and to be honest, I kind of get it. The idea that my choice to have a kid or not being taken away from me is a bit revolting. Maybe I'm just feeling some kind of sympathy. Like ... I'd find it horrible if I was suddenly pregnant, I can see why someone who would want to get pregnant would find it horrible if her uterus just walked away. To me, it isn't about life decisions as much as choice and being in control of one's own body. That being said, it is still an overdone trope.

[@mischr13]

@@nevermore7285 so then why isn't it a thing in media that men can't have kids? there are men and women who can't have kids, there are men and women who want kids, but it's only a trope that women are infertile and distraught over it. bc it's a thing society considers as the value of women and bc women are usually blamed if a couple can't have kids.

[@courtneybergman5263]

I cannot believe this is ten years old, I'm gonna be in a grave before I even know it

[@jewelweed6880]

That's the way I'd want it. Nothing dragged out, getting weaker or something. Just BAM dead before I realized it was happening.

[@rich842]

When it it said "inside you" man that was when this movie crossed the line for me..

[@geminislytherin949]

Andd she was pregnant💀💀

[@EvenWaysMusic]

I haven't seen it and don't want to. But what did it mean when it said that?

[@Nanami_Mitaka]

@@EvenWaysMusic that bit of scene when Elsa gets raped by dern and the thing it says that " inside you " bit

[@EvenWaysMusic]

@@Nanami_Mitaka Oh ok, how lovely

[@dancortat7445]

the thing actually was rapping her. I watched that movie when I was 11 or 12 years old thinking It would be a scyfy movie, not a weird horror movie... It Disturbed me for weeks... . Notifications disabled to ignore ignorant people

[@Alter_Ego22]

If she thought this movie was bad then I can't wait until she finds out about the Species franchise! It was.......👁👄👁

[@marcusdcruze5002]

Ah shit I almost forgot about that

[@2809JK]

Oooo boy. I watched that for the first time on UMD (the PSP format). As if my tiny closeted pre-teen self wasn't traumatized enough... I continued on to track down the rest of the movies to punish myself. First one was still the best of course.

[@CadenceWallace]

First and second one were ok. The rest are shit.

[@n0rie9a]

species was more of a sci-fi/action alien/ wannabe/knock-off/whatever iirc; it was almost a B category w/ bad execution/missed opportunities/etc, but fitted a formula/trope/genre/convention Splice deliberately presses all the wrong buttons at the same time while actively trying to make you hurl and pushing to reach a new low just when you thought a new low is physically impossible its like comparing peaches to chestnuts

[@ghostwarrior3878]

Honestly I was able to stomach the species franchise over this

[@-Wayla-]

Weirdly enough, I thought it's a nice horror about a creature who escaped the lab at first. The design of the child creature was adorable as heck, and the adult was disturbing... But then I found out what ACTUALLY happened in the movie and.. Yeaah...

[@coffincoffee1]

This strikes me as the modern, sci-fi equivalent of a Greek tragedy.

[@joecrazy9896]

Specifically Oedipus I'd imagine

[@TupocalypseShakur]

@@joecrazy9896 dude

[@ckline5486]

I felt so sad for Dren. She was a loving creature in a world she wasn't allowed to live in. This is the ultimate version of the childhood objection, 'I didn't ask to be born'. Of course, all the sexual stuff was outlandish and ruined what could have been a fascinating movie.

[@zacharymoss2994]

She was to me a modern female version of Frankenstein's monster

[@ckline5486]

@@zacharymoss2994 Very true Zachary. Splice is a cautionary tail warning that man should not play God. That was the message of Frankenstein as well.

[@zacharymoss2994]

@@ckline5486 or in my view, at least treat what you make with the same love for a human child and be good parents. Dren nor Adam would have been monsters if they'd been shown love and care.

[@tamapajamas]

Nah it’s always fun being extremely uncomfortable.

[@bobertvallie5746]

@@zacharymoss2994 i see you're the man of culture as well!

[@milktea6676]

Golden age of 2009 the same year Mars Needs Moms come out :D Disney’s biggest flop

[@whatthehellisthis]

i forgot that existed.

[@adrianyates4434]

That was 2009? I remember seeing trailers for it but I've been thinking it was like 2012. My perception of time is messed up

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

That movie didn't come out until 2011 actually. A Christmas Carol was 2009.

[@oo4758]

@@adrianyates4434 Mood

[@jenniferwest3085]

*hears that splice came out in 2009* Welp, guess I'll just go book my room in the retirement home and find a plot for my grave now

[@theblackbaron4119]

Good Idea. It's been 13 years... I watched this movie after my 18th birthday. I'll be right behind you picking a grave myself. Lead the way.

[@Missakiah]

Ok so it was her daughter hybrid monster thing who ended sleeping with her dad ish and killed a cat then impregnated her mother before killed...

[@Shiirow]

"no one wants to F the dinosaurs" Well we got at least one more Jurassic World movie, they could squeeze that in some where. maybe with a raptor and Pratt.

[@LeoWolfish]

I want to like but they are already at 69.

[@spookieboogi6161]

*pratt dancing seductively* hey what’s your name?*raptor human hybrid* screeches*pratt* yeah? *rips off pants exposing speedo* me to

[@alejandraayala8815]

Taken by the T-Rex. I'm sorry, had to get it out.

[@marvalice3455]

Jp 4 was almost dinosaur human hybrids

[@FaissalsAnimation]

Oh hell naw

[@laetitiawarnery9859]

"What in the Freudian fucking hell is this?!" Best thing I've heard all year!!! XD

[@lumsdelj]

Paused vid to come looking for this comment. Lmao

[@-ame-2991]

My sister nearly threw up after watching this movie her exact words: “I don’t want to have kids anymore.”

[@cinthiamunoz3195]

I also remember that the thingy Dren had pheromones or something and that's why Adrien Brody looked all drugged up in the dance scene

[@junikigai]

Never watched the movie but that's what I guessed when I saw his vision was all blurry and weird in the clip she showed lol. Many animals emit pheromones to mate so it makes sense

[@AmandaTheJedi]

yeah it was pheromones when dancing. But making sex eyes at the security screen....

[@drunkpunch7334]

@@AmandaTheJedi chemical compounds will stay in the body for an extended period of time. The movie had potential, but the incest and rape ruined it

[@joeybebop]

@@drunkpunch7334 no no no don't try to science away the having sex with an abomination..

[@scottkirby5016]

@@drunkpunch7334 I would have said the characterization of the mains would have been a bigger issue. Both were poorly written and then the rape, sexual jealousy of "daughter", and incest just was the next step on the WTH scale.

[@will.or.wontxx]

I thought this movie was a fever dream- It actually exists???? And it’s just as weird as I remember it to be

[@BDLabs2]

Every 2000s movie is a fever dream.

[@CandiFloss90210]

4:44 is no one gonna talk about that giant anime painting right over the couples' bed

[@Arosukir6]

Holy crap, that's a dope painting! What show is that? It reminds me of old school stuff like Akira.

[@aliseem5887]

Arosukir6 Speed Racer as far as I know

[@cherishotalt]

STAR PLATINA

[@drawnwithlove3499]

It's 2009 of course there'd be an anime poster

[@cremetangerine82]

Looks like an enlarged still from “Astro Boy”.

[@aimeekessell5022]

I remember my cousin choosing this movie to watch at the theatres. I still remind him to this date-more than 10 years later-that he’s not allowed to choose the movies after I sat through this nightmare.

[@KugelBlitz0]

I remember seeing the movie when it came out in theaters. I thought it was more silly than disturbing, mostly due to the acting and general plot (and also being an edgy "I'm too cool to be disturbed" teenager at the time). However, my impression of what the director wanted was probably him trying to show how depraved humans can become in their quest for discovery. They threw away all moral boundaries but they also succumbed to blind desire, whether it be scientific or carnal lust. In a way, he achieved that. But, at the same time, his method came off as gratuitous rather than meaningful.

[@GBfanatic15]

this but also I thought dren was adorable

[@cbennett7480]

​@@GBfanatic15 so did I!!

[@StormEyes1991]

Yes. Dren was cute. Until the switch up thing where she became he and he raped his Mom. That was just weird. Even animals don't get with their moms. Afaik. I could be wrong.

[@AmandaTheJedi]

Yeah that's a great way to put it. It feels gratuitous and often times voyeuristic. I think the building blocks were there as mentioned, but then it just goes off the rails for me

[@joyp.8619]

If I'm scarred from seeing Amanda's review, I feel sooooo bad for people that actually watched the movie lol, that's another level of trauma

[@vitorzdash]

Don't watch it bud I fond it on KZbin some how I'm still messed up because of it and I'm 14 so for years it will be in my head god help you if you watch it

[@HerbandCindy]

Thank you 😔

[@zerdaquil1304]

5:20 It literally looks like a mix between a naked mole rat and a baby Demogorgon...

[@alexxander966]

You know how some movies just STICK with you over the years?? This is one of those movies. It wasn't high budget, I kinda hated it (in a good way if that makes sense?) And yet I still think of it randomly every couple of months. I only watched it once, when it came out, but I remembered most of it. Strange.

[@catchthesun15]

It's like if Freud tried to make a sci-fi movie., while he was high.

[@riel8428]

I watched The Pianist a month before this movie, and I cannot come to a conclusion how Adrien Brody could include this movie on his resume and still have a chance for such a serious role. Good for him tho, I guess.

[@tamaratravani]

The Pianist was long before this movie was made, but yes I'm sure it kinda hurt his reputation after

[@OppositeofHATE7]

Have you seen him in anything recently 👀 just saying 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@ShanyShannon]

@@OppositeofHATE7 Right? His career was definitely hurt, in Hollywood once actors do more than three terrible movies they get benched. Sure, they'll get roles in and there but their comeback has to be very strong. It won't be the same for him.

[@MonsieurMaskedMan]

I think Adrien Brody just thought well i win an Oscar and create new heights (him winning at 29 y/o making him the youngest) and he is just like not gonna try as hard anymore which is unfortunate but i still think he is a good actor just because of that performance, also the only good movies he's in after the oscar is the WAnderson's collabo and that one Woody Allen movie

[@riel8428]

@@ShanyShannon Unless they didn't tell him the full plot of the movie beforehand, I don't know how he didn't see it coming.

[@dracofirex]

"At least no one tries to f- the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park" I know a fanfic for that.

[@Neilontherecord]

ahhahahaa😂

[@sharksmybeloved5030]

Do you have the link I mean so I can use it for, um, scientific research?

[@dracofirex]

@@sharksmybeloved5030 It's called "Root Her" and I haven't been able to find a link (might have been removed) but I do know a few dramatic readings exist on KZbin!

[@King-Of-Dragons]

Why did this make me cackle??

[@helixmoore7636]

Never ever goijg to search that. Ever.

[@Montesama314]

Adrien Brody's expression when he realizes Dren likes him. That "oh no" face is priceless. Not worth watching the movie, though.

[@JoeChillton]

Movies great