Amazing Cultivation Simulator Review | SsethTzeentach Reaction

[@justacrusaderguy3320]

With 100+ hours of game time on this game, there's only one word that could describe how it feels to play this game: *Pain.*

[@randomnerd5807]

Good pain or bad pain?

[@id30i18]

@@randomnerd5807 P A I N

[@SecretLars]

@@randomnerd5807 pAiN

[@rowancoady3520]

@@randomnerd5807 PAIN

[@Chavezzslovakia]

So what you’re saying is…I should try it…

[@XcaptainXobliviousX]

note, every mechanic in this game is based on real tropes you see in cultivation novels. nobody who reads them even bats an eye when they hear most of this stuff. shit gets wild.

[@holocamobear2914]

as someone who read multiple chinese cultivation novels, i can confirm, didnt even bat an eye for half the video

[@trandaiphuc5342]

Do you know the one where the MC get reincarnate as a jade rock and literally can't do anything but sit on the ground for way too long? Then she reincarnate into a tree a few cycle later and a bird sometime after? That one is the wildest novel of the genre in my opinion. No fighting and powerup arc, just the MC trying to live in a cultivation world.

[@superkaeldev861]

@@trandaiphuc5342 Don't suppose you know the name? As someone who reads many cultivation novels, that sounds rather interesting...

[@trandaiphuc5342]

@@superkaeldev861 The name is "My disciple died again".

[@superkaeldev861]

@@trandaiphuc5342 Ah, well that certainly is an odd name. I will make a point to check it out, thank you!

[@smash096]

the line at 24:18 sounds like a Light Novel title "Is It Wrong to Watch a Dying Man's Ass Fertilize My Fields"

[@johnappleseed366]

Add supreme immortal monarch into the title and itll br wuxia

[@rockCity777]

@@johnappleseed366 Ima try this: "Is it *Supreme*-Wrong to Watch a Dying Man's *Immortal* Ass Fertilize My *Monarch*-Fields?" Hmm... seems unrealistic. Maybe replace "Dying Man" with "Perishing Cultivation God of Legend" to make it snappier?

[@johnappleseed366]

@@rockCity777 im just giving an example of the kind of wording to make it a wuxia novel

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

@@johnappleseed366 idk man, Apex’s wording sounds more authentic. Lol

[@kinagrill]

I think it's actually made into a manga! :p

[@mactony4]

I've read a couple of Wuxia novel and yeah sounds about right.

[@toolatetothestory]

So everyone hates you, you can die by simply sleeping in the wrong room and furries are temporary? (Or can furries actually live?)

[@trandaiphuc5342]

@@toolatetothestory Yes to the first two, furries tho can become your brother, sister, mother, father, wife, aunt, uncle, grandpa and only in the rarest case stay animal. And trust me and the two above, all of the thing in the game review is actually a part of some novel out there. We wasn't kidding. Infact, there is one novel where the main character is a literal rock in one of her reincarnation, a tree in another and a bird later after. Wuxia and Xianxia novel is wack to most western audience.

[@toolatetothestory]

@@trandaiphuc5342 Wait so furries can avoid heavenly punishment? Neat. But yeah, as someone who has no experience with that kinda stuff, shit sounds wack xD

[@Kir_Geo]

@@toolatetothestory you can’t avoid it. You get stronger ASAP and overcome it. Even human cultivators will have to go through tribulations in the final stages to progress and if any one becomes a demigod and doesn’t ascend ( character leaves the game) they have to face tribulations regularly for going against heaven and staying on mortal world. Some of these tribulations can be delayed with pills.

[@Pichu1232]

@@trandaiphuc5342 shit, I need to read these books now

[@blockhead134]

You know how settings like Forgotten Realms and 40k have a really frightening amount of lore and background to them that makes them kind of stressful to get into? Well Wuxia has literally THOUSANDS OF YEARS worth of lore to it. None of it makes sense because it is hundreds of authors spanning generations upon generations changing and adding to the formula

[@WorldsTallestLeprechaun]

Chavezz…I cannot BELIEVE that one line sailed past you.🤣 19:30 roughly “You can even draw on a blank sheet of paper and it will still work. I know this because…somebody drew a *Swastika* and apparently they can now *use* *the* *oven* *12%* *faster.”* I first heard that and a half-second later when it sunk in I was cackling like an idiot. Seth is so goddamn WRONG.

[@Chavezzslovakia]

Haha dude! This video had such a dense script! I have rewatched it since and have missed so much!

[@ma.2089]

I think that’s the joke tho. That said, I feel like the manju should do way more than make it go faster lol

[@vicount3944]

Alright, I survived Crusader Kings and other 4X games. I ain't gonna play this, lol.

[@Himmyjewett]

haha cute i survived vic 2 without dlc

[@gabrielclark1425]

@@Himmyjewett You absolute mad lad.

[@rigel9228]

At least in Crusader Kings losing is kind of funny

[@jaypeadieL611]

I played this game, did not survive

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

*Seth! Hell yeah!*

[@Zer0Spinn]

This game feels like trying to have a conversation after smoking weed for the first time.

[@Wellshem]

So are wuxia novels and chinese isekai

[@Harleopet]

I felt myself getting more and more distressed by every second watching and listening to this Review.. My brain is on fire and has turned into goop by trying to understand this game from a detailed review, how on earth would you survive actually playing this game? I read all kinds of Novels, Wuxia included, and that did nothing to help me wrap my head around this. I'mmmm just gonna go to bed and hopefully just forget about all of this.

[@renai9539]

the worst part is... it sounds lke what itb be like in those wuxia novels without plot armor :v

[@Harleopet]

@@renai9539 Without the secret dead, but alive expert from 1000's of years ago from legends suddenly taking an interest in you after finding their "soul" in either a weapon, accessory or just a secret book that gives you all of the cheat knowledge and physique to cultivate its ultimate God-tier breathing technique. You would indeed be stuck as a lowly peasant courting death for looking at the sects nr.1 beauty, lol.

[@renai9539]

@@Harleopet ever check out record of a mortal's journey to immortality? it is literally a low tier cultivator tryna finesse the protag into being his new body. Cheat item, which helped with resources but not as op start.

[@Harleopet]

@@renai9539 Sure, there are also a novel I read where MC got reincarnated with cheat skills, but he only got them after becoming a crappy sword, because a blacksmith decided to experiment by throwing a person into his forge to make a new kind of blade, so far he has killed about 20 or so different people for "not using him correctly, or he just don't like them", why don't he like them? Because he evolves from killing people, so morally correct people halts his progression to become the ultimate sword.

[@renai9539]

@@Harleopet wmw was one of the first ones i read actually, and i started trash of the counts family but stopped at one point cause i was busy with stuff. u can find record of a mortal's journey to immortality on wuxiaworld as well btw. U can check out beastmaster of the ages, he is broken but his original cheat stuff is kinda just his biological birthright :v

[@hibamk611]

I've been reading cultivation novels for years and I still get confused most of the time.

[@greasemaster7417]

Space Station 13 Sseth review video coming? Fucking don’t mind if I do!

[@goofykitkatboy]

I really hope this leads to space station 13 reaction

[@etlttc353]

and endless space 2

[@elaste]

And Starsector

[@josephsaunders6649]

That game may have ruined a semester of college, but I kind of understood it by hour 200. I understand that is unusually quick for this game, but I used all of the guides to help me.

[@AsaelTheBeast]

If you were willing to read a mountain of guides, you probably could have gotten it down in a quarter of the time. I'll admit though, this game is dense.

[@Beriorn]

Cultivation: not even once.

[@reyrex4938]

This seems a lot like 4D chess with time travel

[@nitrokid]

When you master this game, you will transcend into immortality IRL.

[@Dusthandle999]

Always keep your feng shui intact

[@ZuccAF]

You gotta react to more of his videos! Deus ex is a pretty good one

[@Drakonus_]

Found a Juicer.

[@ZuccAF]

@@Drakonus_ yes but no

[@arms3116]

Yes.

[@alt666]

SsethTzeentach and MandaloreGaming are the 2 best review channels

[@ChaolaoFueChi]

Glad I saw this and im gonna play this game immediately.

[@fatelephant6401]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@lack_of_awareness]

Lmao yesss, I never thought you would react to this out of everything lmao

[@epope98]

funfact yogurt is a way you pronouce a chinese word for a group of people who are currently being put in ccp concentration camps. so yogurt has a dark humor term for unwanted group. also guailo means white devil, or pale ghost.

[@NON155]

AM MADE OF STRAW CLONE IS THE BEST!

[@CapitalTeeth]

So basically, Chinese rimworld.

[@thisisspeledwrong193]

Have you seen his dwarf simulator review? If not than you should it's my favorite video by him

[@MrTomFung]

He watched it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6euqnWbbqqkY8U

[@OverworkedITGuy]

yeah.... no. I'll just stick to Rimworld. Especially with the new Ideology expansion released.

[@randomadventure9901]

reaction request : uncle roger reacting to jamie oliver making thai green curry

[@zakerypollock6140]

Kurgzesagt released a new video about black holes, I think it would be something fun to react to

[@Dragonemperess]

HELP! I understand NOTHING!

[@mrmannsalt2444]

So I’m this game if you Rawr you Fall

[@oreoicecream1829]

YOOOOOOO

[@yeye9817]

22:50

[@SamLJack]

You should play Civ 5! It's a great and fun game you can take your time with learning or just crash into it and have fun. Aq

[@j-Gappy-h]

Gyatvezzslovakia

[@NON155]

WHAT GAME THIS IS ?? 23:46

[@rensilvarein9791]

coc generals

[@diobrando2575]

Command and Conquer Genreals.

[@cybersaiyan9596]

11:20

[@salvadorpacheco523]

Is this really just a guy watching a review someone else made? WTF

[@subaruthegoat7808]

Early

[@bean2135]

this copypasta booooo

[@alethacherry3835]

first

[@JinSennaDevil]

BTSXARMY GANG rise up! XD