Trying To Bake My Birthday Cake WITHOUT A RECIPE

[@shigushigu741]

"Slather some buttercream on your favorite object unless it's a cat." I'll put some on my dog then

[@eternal_screaming813]

ill put some on my gecko-

[@cas-ke8nj]

and that’s on luka magnotta

[@katsimpsforleviathan]

My sewing machine keeps getting stuck now....... I wonder why 🤔🤔

[@fightingonisiononsight8185]

Ooo, my computer is getting slow, let's see if buttercream helps

[@spyderleota4228]

i wonder if my tarantula likes buttercream

[@margareta.6945]

My current 2020 mood: phil telling his birthday cake “you’re gay”

[@brooke..burleigh]

Fiona Basilton 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

Same

[@Why-uo7cj]

Wow, that me

[@ellis9718]

oo I felt that

[@ItsJustJanine]

I love this

[@rinward172]

just imagine being a newly baked cake and a giant man tells you you’re gay

[@oceanofstars_]

I'd accept it

[@m00nrac00n]

Me leaving the human oven that is my mom's uterus.

[@lostperson5482]

I would not mind if Phil called me gay.

[@sarahcerar8049]

As the cake I'd be like: I probably am

[@big-man-c77]

JK R*wling wants to know your location

[@barron6821]

phil: “i’ve made the worlds flattest cake” my ass: 👀

[@rachelwalker3017]

Omg 😂

[@reena8785]

Omg meeeeeee

[@k.sharma6104]

@ as a trans person im jealous-

[@elliottmcfall6603]

@@k.sharma6104 same

[@daydreams-of-death]

@@k.sharma6104 felt that tbh

[@bella_jsp1782]

Nobody: Not a soul: Phil to the cake: time to come out, you’re gay!

[@nixonomical]

me to myself in the mirror

[@red-bs3lv]

@@nixonomical it never happens for me lol

[@Ellesintrovertdiaries]

Bella_JSP LOL

[@buffmusicman]

he must be JK Rowling because he cam declare people gay lmaoo

[@alisonmcalistair]

He did say she, so it's a lesbian cake. A flat lesbian mess.... like me

[@alyssa6156]

phil: how many eggs do i use? * flashbacks to eugene putting like 12 eggs into his cake* me: *worries in gay*

[@jessicafelice6767]

I was literally screaming when Eugene kept adding eggs

[@Charlie..22]

Alyssa lmaoo

[@ghost-bc1fn]

The gay men don't know what to do with eggs cause their sperm will never meet one

[@jenniferbrosnan559]

ghost girl ✌️😳😳✌️

[@Anonymous64157]

Worries in gay oh my god yes

[@jensen9162]

me: *has no baking experience whatsoever* also me: Phil stop. no. that's not it

[@MarcoPolo-xh9mo]

me, a culinary student who has made cakes often, sobbing: phil- please do not ad- ah, there goes the eggs... also me: hes trying his best, cannot judge him, he is pure. yes, bake your cake

[@sugarpop8025]

okay im really sorry but read the first part without context i-

[@purplekk10]

I'm not even a culinary student, I've just baked enough to know he was doing it wrong and it hurt me

[@cosmoarts7655]

m not a culinary student but ive baked enough to cry during this

[@avacatherine5646]

Same. I was literally like staring slack jawed in awe at points.

[@shinisnotonfire]

i know literally nothing about baking and probably would've just followed whatever he did without questioning anything if i was actually willing to come out of my room to bake a cake

[@elifg.714]

* finger snap * "Time to come out, ya gay!" Words can't express how precious this grown ass man is, just look at him.

[@AnnaS-es2yr]

idk why but it was so satisfying being the 800th like

[@Angie-Way]

Phil: *hears a noise* there's a rat in my kitchen Me: Dan

[@cosmic_vinyl]

I don’t want to like this comment because it has 666

[@abbiemay25]

Phil: time to come out Me: Phil: you’re gay. Me: Me: Me: *cries in proud of phil*

[@froggylover666]

this is the equivalent of doing the wrong equation and getting the right answer on a math test

[@aliciauh-lee-see-uh1753]

That’s too real

[@echo8513]

I did that very thing but doing the math while i was playing monopoly

[@charlizepate]

Flat cake record...nobody tell him about pancakes, guys.

[@Meggnog_]

Why doesn't this comment have more attention than it deserves

[@annoyinghumanbeing2555]

What about Crepes

[@ronaldweasley4292]

I'm gonna tell him

[@theulitmatepieceofgarbage2335]

Ronald Weasley do not tell him

[@megmarie2153]

No-one: Literally no-one: Phil to cake: time to come out. You're gay!

[@nobutheyonyou7990]

Meg Marie i KNEW he was gonna say that

[@outdated_garlic1068]

No but hey on you Same

[@hania3742]

Adele_5Sos your username 😌

[@outdated_garlic1068]

hania 5SOS are amazing :)))))))

[@turningtheworldintomystage6616]

Phil was J K Rowling

[@MirianRodrigues483]

No one: Phil: I'M GONNA DRAW NORMAN, MY FISH, MY BABY, MY SON.

[@angelika_joanna]

Mirian Rodrigues He loves this fish so much, it's adorable 😍

[@MirianRodrigues483]

@@angelika_joanna as he should, norman is such a a beautiful fish

[@rafatyy1]

Norman is the best

[@liah8624]

"a little bit" more of sugar huh... [war flashbacks] _"two shots of vodka" * whacks half the bottle in it *_

[@Bag1]

I was searching for this comment

[@isabelpacheco23]

e g g s

[@strandedcosmos917]

Nobody: Phil: I don’t want to call myself circle Jesus but-

[@Avridity]

Honestly when he said 300°C i almost started crying. (In case anyone needs the conversation 300°C=572°F)

[@purrgundy]

Ikr I thought it would be more overcooked than it turned out to be (still overcooked though)

[@thriftedcoconut]

I immediately went to Siri and asked him to convert and I almost freaked out

[@raspberrytaegi]

FIVE HUNDRED AND SVENTY TWO ?!??!?!?!

[@jphone6606]

OR FOUR MILLION DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND-

[@tylerdyler8751]

180 DEGREES PHIL THATS ALL YOU NEED

[@annaross4762]

No one: Phil: “Right. Picture it. You go in your kitchen. Your mom’s got a knife.”

[@plestrange511]

"What have you got?!" "A KNIFE!!" "NOOO" 😂😂

[@billieandjemimabaxendale7546]

Her husband Wilbur stormed in, "you been screwing the milkman", he was crazy, he kept screaming "you been screwing the milk man?" and then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times. HE HAD IT COMINGG

[@plestrange511]

@@billieandjemimabaxendale7546 I DIDN'T DO IT! But if I'd done it- how could you tell me that I was wrong! 😂

[@kenzierasmussen442]

I listened to this part as soon as I read it! XD perfect timing!

[@spaceoddity6911]

@@billieandjemimabaxendale7546 HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAMMEEEEEE

[@aldenilsson8438]

"I don't want to call myself Circle Jesus, but-" and other totally normal ways to initiate a sentence

[@sophiaberry973]

"Time to come out" "yOu'Re GaY" *insert gay confetti*

[@sarahcerar8049]

Sounds like what my brain is telling me...

[@leylarichards4360]

I had to like this because it was on 399 likes.

[@brandyscrow]

omg i didnt get it until now

[@annabarten7134]

Phil is actually J.K. Rowling confirmed

[@strawberry942]

I also had to like this because it was on 999

[@mothman9050]

“One stick of butter.....” phil: what the hell is a STICK

[@ellan1664]

Lol only Americans have those small little stick butters I’m canadian and I’ve only ever seen the normal sized butter thing that Phil had

[@micah-4749]

Ella N ....we have the same size butter in america, we just call the whole thing a stick

[@halfbloodprincess298]

@@micah-4749 i agree with what you said. An average stick of butter is 4 ounces, and im pretty sure it's the same in the UK

[@themorela32]

I think its 250 grams but im not sure

[@gwenhathaway2006]

One stick of butter is 113 grams and a block is 400/500

[@person1232]

Phil: “I’ve made the flattest cake ever”. Pancakes: Am I a joke to you?

[@AliA-xt7sq]

crêpes : ...

[@toric5242]

Phil: "There's some sort of rat in the kitchen." Dan: "You called?" Phannies: "It truly is the year of the Rat." 🐀

[@TheGirlInFandomWorld]

I'm a rat!

[@milliealwyn]

wait did this happeb

[@toric5242]

@@milliealwyn no 😂💗

[@TheGirlInFandomWorld]

@@milliealwyn Maybe, this video is definitely edited.

[@lore5751]

TheGirlInFandomWorld I’m a rat too

[@finch1422]

Nobody: Not a single person: Not Dan: Not even Dil: Phil: Yagert

[@mr.cyanide4897]

Infinity-Lou also not even me

[@yurtcobain3337]

1 like = 1 prayer

[@reagan8888]

dil :(

[@renluvsk]

Dil :,(

[@mea864]

Dil :,,(

[@Alex-hd7ik]

Phil: "this is my first time baking without Dan" Me: Me: Me: Me: [cries]

[@blissclair9743]

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 I was just like, ouch!

[@user-dh2xu4pn5g]

Same

[@alex_marie24]

Bliss Clair wait what happened lol

[@kennypoomwa]

:(

[@alex-fs9yt]

Same, fellow Alex. Same.

[@chelseadixon4370]

Phil :I've made the worlds flattest cake Pancakes: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@ash-jx3zk]

Chelsea Dixon crepes: *for fucks sake-*

[@caitlynm.8396]

crepes*

[@laney9787]

I SCREAMED

[@claire3960]

my ass: you sure?

[@honhonhonbaguettes]

666 likes

[@danielapachova648]

My current mood: having a mental breakdown at 2am, while slathering my piano with butter cream.

[@anna-hv9sk]

mood

[@jinxjaystudios4506]

Everyone: *pays attention to Phil's quips and baking* Me: I want that jumper

[@patchiess]

Sameeeee :))

[@nicholet52]

I looked it up, they sold it in Nordstrom, and it's called colorblock panel hoodie, but it's sold out 😞

[@andybear5517]

Me too

[@cynanee]

Sameeee

[@father6760]

ME TOO

[@scratchedcds]

when you start a sentence with “i don’t want to call myself circle jesus, but-“ you know you’re in for a wild ride

[@roscurro]

that made me laugh more than it should've

[@s-aga]

i’m rlly glad he’s doing this by himself bc we get to see his whole personality and a half but i also feel so strange that dans not there

[@redhood8141]

Yeah, I love Phil and he gets to shine alone but... I MISS DAN!!!

[@DrearyLaneTheatre]

I havent been caught up in a bit, is Dan just not in the video or has he like...disappeared?

[@msilvia4807]

S👏 A 👏 M 👏E 👏

[@s-aga]

dan’s kinda just off doing his own thing & phil wanted to do this by himself.

[@robbiegricks2648]

Agreed!

[@zuzkas99]

Phil: Norman is gonna be in a corner... Cake: *is a circle*

[@MarnaHansen]

Phil: "I could get a guiness world record for the flattest cake in the world!" Pancakes: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@skylarwood6567]

Marna Hansen crepes: am /i/ a joke to you

[@hannahr6424]

Pancakes aren’t cakes lol

[@horanghaeng]

@@hannahr6424 then why are they called panCAKES?????????? CONSPIRACY

[@graveyardbaby570]

Pancakes said “I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career”

[@MarnaHansen]

@@hannahr6424 well, a pancake is a flat cake so

[@hurricanejay1777]

Phil: puts in one egg Me: "yes that's good" Phil: adds another egg Me: "hmmm it should be fine" Phil: puts in a *third* egg Me: "nononononononononononono" Happy Birthday Phil!

[@isabellevasquez7433]

hurricanejay17 it’s nothing compared to Eugene adding like 8

[@hurricanejay1777]

@@isabellevasquez7433 Was it only 8? I counted 13 haha

[@carleeh7961]

Isabelle Vasquez omg yeah he added like 15 😂😂

[@caroline8125]

@@isabellevasquez7433 or all the copious amounts of alcohol he used

[@marsbars2958]

“What the hell is a stick?!” Me, realizing He’s British and they don’t have sticks of butter

[@jphone6606]

W- What do they have???

[@DuckaTheDuck]

I think everyone else uses grams of butter. In NZ, they come in 500g blocks with 50g measurements on the side so you can cut it and add it easily :)

[@ellieharrison7209]

@@jphone6606 We have 250/500g blocks :)

[@meixlx752]

Yeah we don’t have sticks of butter we have blocks that we have to weigh/measure into grams. rather than just being able to buy a stick of butter already weighed out

[@Hana-xf2wh]

No we don’t eat a whole stick of butter maybe peanut butter but not straight butter

[@dipndots1560]

Everyone who knows how to bake: “Phil stop that you are hurting my brain” Me: *haven never baked before* cakes have butter in them?

[@kindapoetic]

Of course you've never baked why would the dear leader ever need to bake? You dine on nothing less than the blood of your enemies!

[@hahaha7886]

Lmfao same tho

[@topsoil86]

@@kindapoetic the only thing the Dear Leader bakes is pufferfish😌

[@dalinezd2837]

I can really relate.. I thought he must add anothr egg lol

[@Tricks_99]

Another cmk fan omg

[@gracegrimmer5417]

No one: Not a single soul: Not even Dan himself: Phil: yawguurt

[@gracegrimmer5417]

I didn't mean to start an argument, I just think it's cute how he says things. Also tbh America isn't that great soooo...

[@cluelesscandy6772]

crimewave you’re

[@palmtree1958]

@crimewave there are literally two different spellings to the word yoghurt though lmao it's like aluminium and aluminum and doughnut and donut. get over it.

[@livi3095]

I'm Australian and I say it like 'Yo-get'

[@4n3m01a]

that is how brits say it lol

[@strandedcosmos917]

Phil: I’m gonna massage the icing Phil not even 10 seconds later: s l a p

[@LeDarkness1]

That part of the video gave me a good laugh as well as your comment XD

[@eryn2731]

butter: supposed to be at room temperature phil: OVEN

[@elibananapants5114]

Omg I was having kitchen flashbacks as he was doing that

[@xXmlrdfdgyXx]

Smh your suppost to put it in your pocket

[@chloepatrick12]

well hello there

[@eryn2731]

@@chloepatrick12 HI CHLOE

[@chloepatrick12]

eryn HELLO ERYN

[@pepperperson2002]

Phil: 300°C Me: *Chokes on water cause that is 572°F*

[@ashleyhagen1473]

Pepper Girl WHAT

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

oh m y god thank you but i’m in pain

[@imadoor2205]

Holy crap

[@sleepyhead1707]

Me: *also chokes on water because that is 300°C*

[@sleepyhead1707]

@LimzVlogz me: **chokes in celsius** You: **chokes in fahrenheit** My physics teacher: **chokes in kelvin**

[@aquietlyconcernedmarshmall2040]

oh, to be a freshly baked cake and having a tall british man tell me i’m gay

[@bulbouspiranha758]

Me, a short British person: you're gay

[@felixarchives8424]

Me, a even shorter than short person: you're gay

[@bulbouspiranha758]

@@felixarchives8424 I am

[@s-aga]

phil: says the word whisk me: [expecting dan’s cringe] me: [remembers dan’s not there] me: me: me: [cries]

[@maciejayne28]

It feels so wrong baking without Dan 😭😭

[@Darky12351]

Wait what did I miss why isnt dan there

[@gracemcglone1817]

pitiful paintings he died 😔

[@wpsxwps1]

@@Darky12351 where do I even start...

[@dinonuggetsuwu2596]

Wait what happened to Dan?

[@real_lampcap]

"It needs to be moist. Not wet, but a good...sloppy... consistency." Oh god Phil we arent even 3 minutes in! 😭

[@x_o_emma]

Lmao, I was thinking the same thing 🤧💜💜

[@dakota3913]

Lampcap as I read this he said it

[@lindsey.13]

the “one egg” has me cackling harder than i should. PHILIP

[@lindsey.13]

claire o'driscoll i’m sorry to disappoint 😔

[@mangmangmangobri]

it had you cracking up

[@rivilaurant]

"this is my first time baking without dan" Im sorry phil but im kinda scared letting you do the baking all by yourself pls try your best to destroy as less things as possible xD

[@tiajade2068]

“Brown sugar smells so good, I just wanna rub it all over my body.” That’s what body scrubs are Phil.

[@caracrotalus]

It actually is lol

[@taylahfearon5441]

Phil: makes a baking video without Dan Me: Alexa, play "This Grill is Not a Home" from spongebob

[@koralinakiz262]

That makes me so sad :(

[@Lala-qm6qt]

ㅠㅠ

[@AnaVazquez-vp2jw]

Dan doesn't live with him anymore? Can someone explain? I'm so lost :-(

[@koralinakiz262]

@@AnaVazquez-vp2jw what? No, he's living with him don't worry!!!

[@AnaVazquez-vp2jw]

@@koralinakiz262 oh God thanks! I spent a lot of time out of the fandom and I was lost on that aspect, thank youu

[@graffitithesky]

"it's time to come out. you're gay!" I can't these little jokes are sending me I love that I live in a world where Dan and Phil are out and happy and proud it makes me feel so happy and comforted

[@georgiastratton3278]

No one: Phil: I don't wanna call myself circle jesus but look at that

[@gracehogan1734]

Nobody: Phil: I guess more is better then not enough.

[@rebelrot9398]

"there's a rat in my kitchen" his name is remy and he wants to help

[@thatsdisco]

seeing how Phil put the butter in the oven,,, he definitely needs the help

[@withluvmiya]

The fander in me jumped out, and yes Remy is ready to bake that cake ;)

[@luciliascarcass]

Haha if it was fanders Remy he would just judge everything Phil was doing

[@ronaldweasley4292]

No the rat is sUPPoSED to be DAN

[@justwithan7177]

rebel rot i want to like this comment but the likes are on 666 and I don’t know why but the very blunt edge left in me doesn’t want to destroy that

[@jaceyboswell9435]

“This is my fist time baking without Dan” No. Don’t say that.

[@karlaortiz9845]

Did you see the way he looked off screen when he said that like he was talking to dan

[@PHROGDAD]

No one: Literally no one: Phil: "your mom's got a knife."

[@xXmlrdfdgyXx]

That reminds me of YOUR MOMS COMING

[@ForestSpirit8]

16:07 Phil:There is some kind of rat in my kitchen me: genuinely can't tell if Phil thought there was a real rat or if Dan just came into the kitchen

[@msilvia4807]

I relate 😂😂

[@SophiHan02]

It feels so weird to see phil in the kitchen without Dan

[@AxxLAfriku]

It feels so weird to see my name without one hundred million subscribers because I am very talented Gaga Gaga gaga am the next generation of KZbin gagagaga i am the future of life Gaga Gaga gaga

[@bubblegumplastic]

Right 🥺 love ya Dan, hope you're getting re-energised in your absence

[@kaik9405]

he put dan in the cake

[@poppyplayz2042]

@@AxxLAfriku bruh

[@diharaj5358]

It does :'(

[@michaelceraaaaa]

5:04 After learning about the two apartments and rewatching videos in those apartments, it makes me realize they really didn't hide it much lol. In every baking video they made in that kitchen they found and discovered new things cause it wasn't their kitchen. they are too silly.

[@alyssa6156]

OH WAIT UR SO RIGHT i was so confused when he said he didn’t know the mixer was in there cuz like, what??? how do u NOT know?? but the 2nd apartment thing makes sense 😂

[@fiamena]

Phil: “That was quite a good crack, Phil.” Also Phil: “Thanks Phil.” Once again Phil: “enjoying my own CracK”

[@soulcatcher_pajome]

honestly the funniest thing to me is that the recipe said "yoghurt" and you just went for vanilla flavored yoghurt. which is probably why it tasted a lot like vanilla too.

[@eerielakeerie]

i pur vanilla yogurt in my cupcake recipe but those are meant to be vanilla cupcakes

[@isabellevasquez7433]

I don’t think we’ve ever seen this kitchen without Daniel as well wow

[@Zoe-gd1lq]

The way his camera is fixed for two people at the table when he’s the only one in the video has me 🥺

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

😭😭✂ I'm crafting.

[@millieisnotanidiot3102]

phil: puts butter in oven *phil, phil, please, stop, just, no, please, i don't know how to make a cake, but this is most definitely not it, my brain hurts, i don't know if i should be hating or loving this content-*

[@googoogaga7986]

Yeah I bake a lot, I’m decently good at it and that’s NOT how you do it, you put it in the microwave lmao

[@mimdecisive]

most people leave butter out for a few hours to soften it or use the microwave (and to melt it, which I think is what the recipe actually said.) but Phillip Lester just pops that bad boy right in the oven.

[@ryderlead]

he’s using initiative, be proud of him

[@tatumgross9391]

@@googoogaga7986 I mean, it worked.

[@googoogaga7986]

Tatum Gross hm, true, I don’t blame him, probably a quicker way to do it lmao

[@eddieee2]

phil: i beat the record for the worlds flattest cake *oh boy is he gonna be disappointed when he finds out about pancakes*

[@DragonLouie]

He should already know about them he loves pancakes

[@kittykahdy]

@@DragonLouie when he remembers pancakes exist then

[@cyisnotokay469]

Eddieee wait until he hears about crepes

[@ezra8129]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not a goddamn soul: Phil: I'm gonna stick my thing in it

[@alicep3717]

Em me in dans Voice: that’s what he said

[@victoriakendall21]

Phil : “Can I make the earth?” “No I don’t have any green” The earth in 2069 because of climate change: aM i A jOkE tO yOu?

[@obscureshiper7148]

69 🤔

[@kaerutan]

Nice

[@smeeflebitch5038]

I really want to like this, but I can't

[@batvaleska]

2069 😏

[@VOLAIRE]

Did he just say no one is at his party!?!? I’m on my way, we can all carpool together

[@alicelily3590]

𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 i will make the playlist: mcr, p!atd, britney spears and hamilton

[@dommosmd]

@@alicelily3590 throw in some Lady Gaga and I'm in

[@basilwinters]

@@alicelily3590 sir that is the best playlist that could ever be made

[@kyera2819]

@@alicelily3590 add some Queen and I'll bring snacks

[@juanitaalonso2779]

is there space for one more??? please say yes...

[@whatoncewas]

"if you're ever feeling stressed, try smothering buttercream on your favorite object. Unless you're favorite object is a cat...then maybe don't do that." STOP OBJECTIFYING MY CAT PHIL

[@ForestSpirit8]

My cats are currently sleeping right next to me... good thing they don't understand any english

[@franziska9260]

To those whose favourite object is an electronic device, have fun!!

[@techno-chan2071]

I don't want to put buttercream on my fursuit........

[@maroonmoon1914]

Yeah, who cares if you put buttercream on a dog, or any other animal, but a cat, no, not the cat

[@ejai97]

Phil: Sugar can make anything taste like a treat. Phil, 15 seconds later: Two types of sugar? Who needs two types of sugar?

[@lilaclore]

I’m still dying at “Time to come out! ... You’re gay!”

[@elixa562]

10:17

[@peritwinkleiris]

Phil: this butter is really hard My brain in Dan's voice: that's what she said

[@xXmlrdfdgyXx]

He needed to put it in his pocket smh

[@_peachgardens_]

He danbaited us 😔

[@scribblehideout7504]

Peri Twinkle Iris I like how we're all imagening Dan into the videos.

[@sanitysquota937]

My brain in Dan's voice: GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE STOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@marijke313]

*starts singing* 'whisk the butter and the suger till it's done' Oh the baking video memories...

[@phoebelewis2790]

phil: there's some sort of rat in the kitchen us: *d a n i s t h a t y o u ?*

[@nitsusanu]

phoebe lewis I wish

[@l0g4nn]

9:50 - 10:01 seemed to be the most domestic and relaxed phil has ever been. don’t get me wrong i know he’s totally fine but i felt lime in that moment the camera wasn’t even on and he was just talking to himself lmao. maybe something along the lines of the mukbang video which was super chill and down-to-earth :)

[@kayarts3665]

“This is my first baking video without Dan” *distant sobbing*

[@myname502]

I wonder how many more firsts there are going to be without Dan

[@euuuelios]

youtube.cxm bruhhhhhh

[@haileylanari1579]

Where did dan go? 😭

[@batvaleska]

youtube.cxm imagine pinof without dan (ik it’s ended)

[@whaleness1425]

Is he dead, in Mexico, living a double life as a platypus who lives with two children and fights a dr with a sad backstory? Who knows...

[@b1470-x2d]

Phil: uploads Me: well I guess that essay will just have to wait

[@Sharye2001]

Beth Wats This is literally me right now 😂

[@user-jd8jx5fe6r]

This is me but with assignment

[@maranaha2618]

I related to this way too much

[@amycaitlin1405]

Beth Wats okay this is literally me right now. Literally

[@iamatrashcan]

Phil: "If you're ever feeling stressed, I recommend just slathering buttercream on your favorite object and then you'll feel better" Me: My cat would be really annoy- Phil: "Unless your favorite object is your cat" Me :O

[@scrappedaccount8607]

No one: Trash can: *:0*

[@vhartson]

“Eggs. How many eggs? *very genuinely* ...all the eggs?” Phil...phil no, honey 😂

[@techno-chan2071]

"This my first time baking without Dan" me: *dies inside a bit*

[@xXdwsizevilXx]

I die a little inside every day without Dan.

[@siriuslyconfused1]

Kinda made the whole video a little sad, guess I’m off to watch the Mukbang for the millionth time.

[@technobladeneverdies7547]

I'm kinda worried about Dan and I want him to REALLY come back but I KNOW I should calm my self down and respect them but I cantttt I want Dan to calm backkk

[@wokeupnew]

siriuslyconfused1 mood omg

[@xoelliexo]

Same

[@mickycoetzee1385]

Phil: this is my first time baking without Dan Me: I have faith in Phil *Phil is going without a recipe* Me: *throws my faith out of the window* please don't die

[@alexandratorres1644]

Me: *follows recipe* Cake: *uncooked in the center* Phil: *makes own recipe* Cake: *pretty good HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!

[@purplemister5974]

Phil: "There's some sort of rat in my kitchen." Dan who's having a snack: "How did you know?"

[@skeletoneg]

No one: Phil: I'm gonna stick my thing, in the middle

[@Dylpickle379]

0:31 plot twist phil killed dan and has been tweeting on his account so no one would notice

[@zoppzoop]

Absolutely

[@squirtletheturtle9501]

Mi TV. you probably correct

[@alisonb9264]

honestly probably

[@narutojjong8371]

Oh shittake mushrooms

[@TheLuuuuuc]

He would tweet way more, so maybe it would be a good thing

[@kangarubyroo]

4:27 thats literally the phil edition of that one vine “two shots of vodka *GLUGGLUGGLUGGLUG*”

[@finnyboy6193]

oh god

[@_gremlinboy]

Me too Phil

[@aminadaifi6762]

The baking in this video segued between some impressive leaps of logic, and some moments of blind hope that it would turn out okay, and I love it.

[@justanotheridiot6188]

Nobody, not even Dan: Phil: *and also fond memories of the terrifying furry that hung out with us the whole day*

[@anaclaranunes9900]

Elly Belly plot twist: maybe the furry WAS Dan

[@lexi-oi9no]

Just take a moment to realise that Phil called himself Circle Jesus.

[@KizzyR.69]

Nobody: *Phil: ᵃᴸᴸ ᵀʰᴱ ᵉᴳᵍˢ?*

[@xXmlrdfdgyXx]

How did you go that?

[@effietrinket5699]

phil: *tries asmr* my body: *tries to eject itself into the stratosphere*

[@aubreyb3462]

Why is no one talking about Paul Hollywood’s “glaze” and not gaze

[@mypetisloveMSP]

Aubrey B did he stutter

[@aubreyb3462]

k-•t absolutely made this better thank you

[@unkonw13]

Me: Phil’s making his own cake how wholesome Phil: enjoying my own crack

[@skylarwood6567]

Kelsey love your profile pic, i hope you had a blast meeting them ☺️

[@unkonw13]

Skylar Wood thank you!! I did ☺️

[@theommin]

10:18 “Time to come out You’re gay” Oh Phil. I love this video (But kinda miss dan) It’s okay though! He can take all the time he needs!

[@kloofog7606]

Is he taking a hiatus?

[@SensualMaster]

Sam he said on Twitter that he will give us content when they are ready!

[@everett.d.r]

“I don’t want the steely gaze of Paul Hollywood. Or maybe I do. I don’t know. I haven’t decided.” - Phil Lester, 2020

[@auntchilada8635]

KZbin: there's 88 comments Me: can I see them? KZbin: *wtf no you're not allowed*

[@de_lirio_us]

eeeeee i love your pfp ||-//

[@auntchilada8635]

@@de_lirio_us haha thanks ||-//

[@HollehMae]

“cakes are quite a buttery scenario aren’t they?” *literally the most British thing ever said*

[@dirtylittlesimp8047]

nobody in the north would ever say that

[@HollehMae]

spicyCanine sorry I should’ve been more specific in saying a stereotypical British thing

[@dirtylittlesimp8047]

@@HollehMae ohh okay lmao

[@sleepiestreader]

Phil really missed the opportunity to say 'squattegy' for squat strategy and that's an opportunity forever missed

[@tracimoyer9879]

dan would've said it...if he was here *cries*'

[@user77797]

we all be like _crying noises_

[@KatzePiano]

You could say it was... squandered

[@reeda5390]

KatzePiano lol yes but darn you....

[@zulaikhamohammad7838]

"we didnt even know this was a cupboard" i feel like this is the reality of two men living together

[@maranaha2618]

No one: Not a single soul: Not even Dan: Phil: I WANNA RUB IT ALL OVER MY BODY

[@crow_with_a_knife]

BUT I WON'T CUZ I'D BURN TO DEATH *W O O* does anyone remember the baking videos

[@Allirayne1121]

Phil: *talks about memories with a creepy furry at his birthday party* Me: "wow I didn't know you knew Dan back then!!"

[@mushratting]

phil, saying less is more with baking powder: me, flashbacks to one time i tried to make cupcakes and i put several cups of baking powder in them. they like. Pulsated: *sweating*

[@iwannalaugh2964]

a waffle recipe I used recently said to put in fOUR TABLESPOONS OF SODA and I didn't even question it until I tasted the waffle and my mouth was tingly

[@saraht3196]

phil: *cuts around cake* me: phil that’s a springform, just pull the la- phil: *pulls latch* AHHHH!!!

[@misguided_ghost]

literally me