Trying To Bake My Birthday Cake WITHOUT A RECIPE

I attempt to bake my birthday cake WITHOUT A RECIPE with... mixed results.
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[@shigushigu741]

"Slather some buttercream on your favorite object unless it's a cat." I'll put some on my dog then

[@eternal_screaming813]

ill put some on my gecko-

[@cas-ke8nj]

and that’s on luka magnotta

[@katsimpsforleviathan]

My sewing machine keeps getting stuck now....... I wonder why 🤔🤔

[@fightingonisiononsight8185]

Ooo, my computer is getting slow, let's see if buttercream helps

[@spyderleota4228]

i wonder if my tarantula likes buttercream

[@elifg.714]

* finger snap * "Time to come out, ya gay!" Words can't express how precious this grown ass man is, just look at him.

[@AnnaS-es2yr]

idk why but it was so satisfying being the 800th like

[@barron6821]

phil: “i’ve made the worlds flattest cake” my ass: 👀

[@rachelwalker3017]

Omg 😂

[@reena8785]

Omg meeeeeee

[@k.sharma6104]

@ as a trans person im jealous-

[@elliottmcfall6603]

@@k.sharma6104 same

[@daydreams-of-death]

@@k.sharma6104 felt that tbh

[@livi9052]

this is the equivalent of doing the wrong equation and getting the right answer on a math test

[@aliciauh-lee-see-uh1753]

That’s too real

[@echo8513]

I did that very thing but doing the math while i was playing monopoly

[@alyssa6156]

phil: how many eggs do i use? * flashbacks to eugene putting like 12 eggs into his cake* me: *worries in gay*

[@jessicafelice6767]

I was literally screaming when Eugene kept adding eggs

[@Charlie..22]

Alyssa lmaoo

[@ghost-bc1fn]

The gay men don't know what to do with eggs cause their sperm will never meet one

[@jenniferbrosnan559]

ghost girl ✌️😳😳✌️

[@Anonymous64157]

Worries in gay oh my god yes

[@margareta.6945]

My current 2020 mood: phil telling his birthday cake “you’re gay”

[@brookeburleighh]

Fiona Basilton 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

Same

[@Why-uo7cj]

Wow, that me

[@ellis9718]

oo I felt that

[@ItsJustJanine]

I love this

[@MarcoPolo-xh9mo]

me, a culinary student who has made cakes often, sobbing: phil- please do not ad- ah, there goes the eggs... also me: hes trying his best, cannot judge him, he is pure. yes, bake your cake

[@sugarpop8025]

okay im really sorry but read the first part without context i-

[@purplekk10]

I'm not even a culinary student, I've just baked enough to know he was doing it wrong and it hurt me

[@cosmoarts7655]

m not a culinary student but ive baked enough to cry during this

[@avacatherine5646]

Same. I was literally like staring slack jawed in awe at points.

[@shinisnotonfire]

i know literally nothing about baking and probably would've just followed whatever he did without questioning anything if i was actually willing to come out of my room to bake a cake

[@liah8624]

"a little bit" more of sugar huh... [war flashbacks] _"two shots of vodka" * whacks half the bottle in it *_

[@Bag1]

I was searching for this comment

[@isabelpacheco23]

e g g s

[@rinward172]

just imagine being a newly baked cake and a giant man tells you you’re gay

[@oceanofstars_]

I'd accept it

[@m00nrac00n]

Me leaving the human oven that is my mom's uterus.

[@lostperson5482]

I would not mind if Phil called me gay.

[@sarahcerar8049]

As the cake I'd be like: I probably am

[@iisquared77]

JK R*wling wants to know your location

[@annaross4762]

No one: Phil: “Right. Picture it. You go in your kitchen. Your mom’s got a knife.”

[@plestrange511]

"What have you got?!" "A KNIFE!!" "NOOO" 😂😂

[@billieandjemimabaxendale7546]

Her husband Wilbur stormed in, "you been screwing the milkman", he was crazy, he kept screaming "you been screwing the milk man?" and then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times. HE HAD IT COMINGG

[@plestrange511]

@@billieandjemimabaxendale7546 I DIDN'T DO IT! But if I'd done it- how could you tell me that I was wrong! 😂

[@kenzierasmussen442]

I listened to this part as soon as I read it! XD perfect timing!

[@spaceoddity6911]

@@billieandjemimabaxendale7546 HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAMMEEEEEE

[@pepperperson2002]

Phil: 300°C Me: *Chokes on water cause that is 572°F*

[@ashleyhagen1473]

Pepper Girl WHAT

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

oh m y god thank you but i’m in pain

[@imadoor2205]

Holy crap

[@sleepyhead1707]

Me: *also chokes on water because that is 300°C*

[@sleepyhead1707]

@LimzVlogz me: **chokes in celsius** You: **chokes in fahrenheit** My physics teacher: **chokes in kelvin**

[@toric5242]

Phil: "There's some sort of rat in the kitchen." Dan: "You called?" Phannies: "It truly is the year of the Rat." 🐀

[@TheGirlInFandomWorld]

I'm a rat!

[@milliealwyn]

wait did this happeb

[@toric5242]

@@milliealwyn no 😂💗

[@TheGirlInFandomWorld]

@@milliealwyn Maybe, this video is definitely edited.

[@lore5751]

TheGirlInFandomWorld I’m a rat too

[@person1232]

Phil: “I’ve made the flattest cake ever”. Pancakes: Am I a joke to you?

[@AliA-xt7sq]

crêpes : ...

[@Angie-Way]

Phil: *hears a noise* there's a rat in my kitchen Me: Dan

[@cosmic_vinyl]

I don’t want to like this comment because it has 666

[@aldenilsson8438]

"I don't want to call myself Circle Jesus, but-" and other totally normal ways to initiate a sentence

[@danielapachova648]

My current mood: having a mental breakdown at 2am, while slathering my piano with butter cream.

[@anna-hv9sk]

mood

[@bella_jsp1782]

Nobody: Not a soul: Phil to the cake: time to come out, you’re gay!

[@nixonomical]

me to myself in the mirror

[@red-bs3lv]

@@nixonomical it never happens for me lol

[@OnlyJinnie]

Bella_JSP LOL

[@buffmusicman]

he must be JK Rowling because he cam declare people gay lmaoo

[@alisonmcalistair]

He did say she, so it's a lesbian cake. A flat lesbian mess.... like me

[@Avridity]

Honestly when he said 300°C i almost started crying. (In case anyone needs the conversation 300°C=572°F)

[@purrgundy]

Ikr I thought it would be more overcooked than it turned out to be (still overcooked though)

[@thriftedcoconut]

I immediately went to Siri and asked him to convert and I almost freaked out

[@raspberrytaegi]

FIVE HUNDRED AND SVENTY TWO ?!??!?!?!

[@jphone6606]

OR FOUR MILLION DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND-

[@tylerdyler8751]

180 DEGREES PHIL THATS ALL YOU NEED

[@dipndots1560]

Everyone who knows how to bake: “Phil stop that you are hurting my brain” Me: *haven never baked before* cakes have butter in them?

[@sunriseatmidnight3423]

Of course you've never baked why would the dear leader ever need to bake? You dine on nothing less than the blood of your enemies!

[@hahaha7886]

Lmfao same tho

[@topsoil8690]

@@sunriseatmidnight3423 the only thing the Dear Leader bakes is pufferfish😌

[@dalinezd2837]

I can really relate.. I thought he must add anothr egg lol

[@Tricks_99]

Another cmk fan omg

[@lilaclore]

I’m still dying at “Time to come out! ... You’re gay!”

[@elixa562]

10:17

[@real_lampcap]

"It needs to be moist. Not wet, but a good...sloppy... consistency." Oh god Phil we arent even 3 minutes in! 😭

[@x_o_emma]

Lmao, I was thinking the same thing 🤧💜💜

[@dakota3913]

Lampcap as I read this he said it

[@MarnaHansen]

Phil: "I could get a guiness world record for the flattest cake in the world!" Pancakes: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@skylarwood6567]

Marna Hansen crepes: am /i/ a joke to you

[@hannahr6424]

Pancakes aren’t cakes lol

[@horanghaeng]

@@hannahr6424 then why are they called panCAKES?????????? CONSPIRACY

[@graveyardbaby570]

Pancakes said “I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career”

[@MarnaHansen]

@@hannahr6424 well, a pancake is a flat cake so

[@lindsey.13]

the “one egg” has me cackling harder than i should. PHILIP

[@lindsey.13]

claire o'driscoll i’m sorry to disappoint 😔

[@mangmangmangobri]

it had you cracking up

[@zuzkas99]

Phil: Norman is gonna be in a corner... Cake: *is a circle*

[@hurricanejay1777]

Phil: puts in one egg Me: "yes that's good" Phil: adds another egg Me: "hmmm it should be fine" Phil: puts in a *third* egg Me: "nononononononononononono" Happy Birthday Phil!

[@isabellevasquez7433]

hurricanejay17 it’s nothing compared to Eugene adding like 8

[@hurricanejay1777]

@@isabellevasquez7433 Was it only 8? I counted 13 haha

[@carleeh7961]

Isabelle Vasquez omg yeah he added like 15 😂😂

[@caroline8125]

@@isabellevasquez7433 or all the copious amounts of alcohol he used

[@MirianRodrigues483]

No one: Phil: I'M GONNA DRAW NORMAN, MY FISH, MY BABY, MY SON.

[@angelikajoanna3817]

Mirian Rodrigues He loves this fish so much, it's adorable 😍

[@MirianRodrigues483]

@@angelikajoanna3817 as he should, norman is such a a beautiful fish

[@rafatyy1]

Norman is the best

[@jaceyboswell9435]

“This is my fist time baking without Dan” No. Don’t say that.

[@karlaortiz9845]

Did you see the way he looked off screen when he said that like he was talking to dan

[@Zoe-gd1lq]

The way his camera is fixed for two people at the table when he’s the only one in the video has me 🥺

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

😭😭✂ I'm crafting.

[@chelseadixon4370]

Phil :I've made the worlds flattest cake Pancakes: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@ash-jx3zk]

Chelsea Dixon crepes: *for fucks sake-*

[@caitlynm.8396]

crepes*

[@laney9787]

I SCREAMED

[@claire3960]

my ass: you sure?

[@honhonhonbaguettes]

666 likes

[@sophiaberry973]

"Time to come out" "yOu'Re GaY" *insert gay confetti*

[@sarahcerar8049]

Sounds like what my brain is telling me...

[@leylarichards4360]

I had to like this because it was on 399 likes.

[@brandyscrow]

omg i didnt get it until now

[@annabarten7134]

Phil is actually J.K. Rowling confirmed

[@strawberry942]

I also had to like this because it was on 999

[@graffitithesky]

"it's time to come out. you're gay!" I can't these little jokes are sending me I love that I live in a world where Dan and Phil are out and happy and proud it makes me feel so happy and comforted

[@vhartson]

“Eggs. How many eggs? *very genuinely* ...all the eggs?” Phil...phil no, honey 😂

[@megmarie2153]

No-one: Literally no-one: Phil to cake: time to come out. You're gay!

[@nobutheyonyou7990]

Meg Marie i KNEW he was gonna say that

[@outdated_garlic1068]

No but hey on you Same

[@hania3742]

Adele_5Sos your username 😌

[@outdated_garlic1068]

hania 5SOS are amazing :)))))))

[@turningtheworldintomystage6616]

Phil was J K Rowling

[@Alex-hd7ik]

Phil: "this is my first time baking without Dan" Me: Me: Me: Me: [cries]

[@blissclair9743]

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 I was just like, ouch!

[@user-dh2xu4pn5g]

Same

[@alex_marie24]

Bliss Clair wait what happened lol

[@kennypoomwa]

:(

[@alex-fs9yt]

Same, fellow Alex. Same.

[@victoriakendall21]

Phil : “Can I make the earth?” “No I don’t have any green” The earth in 2069 because of climate change: aM i A jOkE tO yOu?

[@obscureshiper7148]

69 🤔

[@kaerutan]

Nice

[@smeeflebitch5038]

I really want to like this, but I can't

[@batvaleska]

2069 😏

[@shemamaonmymia]

"she used equal parts sugar and flour"...... phil, dear, no she didn't

[@youruncleolaf4694]

Ash Hale hey he’s gay he’s not supposed to be good at maths

[@harrisonbaguley5691]

actually, the grams conversions were wrong, which is why he thought that. the recipe said that 3/4 cup was 150g, when it's closer to 93-4g. The conversions added up to 210g flour and 200g sugar total, which was wrong.

[@oliverharris60]

Could have done! Basic sponge cake often has equal flour, sugar, and butter!

[@corvidaedalus]

When Phil's hair gets more ginger, I genuinely want him to put his hair back down for a few seconds and say "ginge fringe."

[@anonymousnug_]

its so strange to see him baking a. by himself and b. with gingery hair

[@laurens_hamilton_3865]

Phil: “there’s some kind of *rat* in my kitchen.” Dan: **sneaking in quietly and leaving with a snack** *surprised pikachu face* Edit 1: No this didn’t happen 😂 it is just a joke to explain the random noises (also I made this because we call Dan a rat so when he said that it made me laugh) sorry if you watched and kept waiting to see him!! I miss him too!!

[@_gremlinboy]

Did I miss this or did it not happen T-T

[@honor_cc7531]

Morgan LeBlanc lmao I saw this comment and was waiting the whole video too- I think it’s just a random noise that happened and we’re just hoping it was dan lol

[@user-dh2xu4pn5g]

You made me rewatch the whole video three times

[@wildwithroxi988]

@@user-dh2xu4pn5g omg

[@saraht3196]

phil: *cuts around cake* me: phil that’s a springform, just pull the la- phil: *pulls latch* AHHHH!!!

[@misguided_ghost]

literally me

[@leoredatced5705]

5:20 "im enjoying my own crack"- phil 2020

[@s-aga]

phil: says the word whisk me: [expecting dan’s cringe] me: [remembers dan’s not there] me: me: me: [cries]

[@maciejayne28]

It feels so wrong baking without Dan 😭😭

[@Darky12351]

Wait what did I miss why isnt dan there

[@gracemcglone1817]

pitiful paintings he died 😔

[@wpsxwps1]

@@Darky12351 where do I even start...

[@dinonuggetsuwu2596]

Wait what happened to Dan?

[@finch1422]

Nobody: Not a single person: Not Dan: Not even Dil: Phil: Yagert

[@mr.cyanide4897]

Infinity-Lou also not even me

[@yurtcobain3337]

1 like = 1 prayer

[@reagan8888]

dil :(

[@renluvsk]

Dil :,(

[@mea864]

Dil :,,(

[@everett.d.r]

“I don’t want the steely gaze of Paul Hollywood. Or maybe I do. I don’t know. I haven’t decided.” - Phil Lester, 2020

[@purplemister5974]

Phil: "There's some sort of rat in my kitchen." Dan who's having a snack: "How did you know?"

[@mothman9050]

“One stick of butter.....” phil: what the hell is a STICK

[@ellan1664]

Lol only Americans have those small little stick butters I’m canadian and I’ve only ever seen the normal sized butter thing that Phil had

[@micah-4749]

Ella N ....we have the same size butter in america, we just call the whole thing a stick

[@halfbloodprincess298]

@@micah-4749 i agree with what you said. An average stick of butter is 4 ounces, and im pretty sure it's the same in the UK

[@themorela32]

I think its 250 grams but im not sure

[@gwenhathaway2006]

One stick of butter is 113 grams and a block is 400/500

[@strandedcosmos917]

Nobody: Phil: I don’t want to call myself circle Jesus but-

[@l0g4nn]

9:50 - 10:01 seemed to be the most domestic and relaxed phil has ever been. don’t get me wrong i know he’s totally fine but i felt lime in that moment the camera wasn’t even on and he was just talking to himself lmao. maybe something along the lines of the mukbang video which was super chill and down-to-earth :)

[@effietrinket5699]

phil: *tries asmr* my body: *tries to eject itself into the stratosphere*

[@scratchedcds]

when you start a sentence with “i don’t want to call myself circle jesus, but-“ you know you’re in for a wild ride

[@roscurro]

that made me laugh more than it should've

[@abbiemay25]

Phil: time to come out Me: Phil: you’re gay. Me: Me: Me: *cries in proud of phil*

[@zulaikhamohammad7838]

"we didnt even know this was a cupboard" i feel like this is the reality of two men living together

[@guacdahuman5626]

Me screaming in the distance: wET INGREDIENTS DRY INGREDIENTS WET INGREDIENTS DRY INGREDIENTS WET INGREDIENTS DRY INGREDIENTS WET INGREDIENTS DRY INGREDIENTS-

[@taylahfearon5441]

Phil: makes a baking video without Dan Me: Alexa, play "This Grill is Not a Home" from spongebob

[@koralinakiz262]

That makes me so sad :(

[@Lala-qm6qt]

ㅠㅠ

[@AnaVazquez-vp2jw]

Dan doesn't live with him anymore? Can someone explain? I'm so lost :-(

[@koralinakiz262]

@@AnaVazquez-vp2jw what? No, he's living with him don't worry!!!

[@AnaVazquez-vp2jw]

@@koralinakiz262 oh God thanks! I spent a lot of time out of the fandom and I was lost on that aspect, thank youu

[@jensen9162]

me: *has no baking experience whatsoever* also me: Phil stop. no. that's not it

[@michaelceraaaaa]

5:04 After learning about the two apartments and rewatching videos in those apartments, it makes me realize they really didn't hide it much lol. In every baking video they made in that kitchen they found and discovered new things cause it wasn't their kitchen. they are too silly.

[@alyssa6156]

OH WAIT UR SO RIGHT i was so confused when he said he didn’t know the mixer was in there cuz like, what??? how do u NOT know?? but the 2nd apartment thing makes sense 😂

[@karlynnette]

Phil: “baking with Dan” I MISS BAKING WITH DAN WHERE IS HE IS HE ALIVE IS HE GOOD

[@depressedbreakfast2614]

He’s ok and active on Twitter, he’s just taking a break from KZbin

[@beatrizlucero7057]

Depressed breakfast do they live together?

[@wesperloves]

Beatriz Lucero yeah they do

[@teags7069]

Tobie Denielle I don’t think they do anymore tbh

[@wesperloves]

Teags aww that’s sad but he was in phil’s wish video though

[@gracegrimmer5417]

No one: Not a single soul: Not even Dan himself: Phil: yawguurt

[@gracegrimmer5417]

I didn't mean to start an argument, I just think it's cute how he says things. Also tbh America isn't that great soooo...

[@cluelesscandy6772]

crimewave you’re

[@palmtree1958]

@crimewave there are literally two different spellings to the word yoghurt though lmao it's like aluminium and aluminum and doughnut and donut. get over it.

[@livi3095]

I'm Australian and I say it like 'Yo-get'

[@anemoia3154]

that is how brits say it lol

[@strandedcosmos917]

Phil: I’m gonna massage the icing Phil not even 10 seconds later: s l a p

[@LeDarkness1]

That part of the video gave me a good laugh as well as your comment XD

[@aminadaifi6762]

The baking in this video segued between some impressive leaps of logic, and some moments of blind hope that it would turn out okay, and I love it.

[@myname502]

Me: *An American who uses Fahrenheit, where cakes are usually preheated to 350° Phil: Should I preheat it to 300°? Me: no.

[@jinxjaystudios4506]

Everyone: *pays attention to Phil's quips and baking* Me: I want that jumper

[@patchiess]

Sameeeee :))

[@nicholet52]

I looked it up, they sold it in Nordstrom, and it's called colorblock panel hoodie, but it's sold out 😞

[@andybear5517]

Me too

[@cynanee]

Sameeee

[@father6760]

ME TOO

[@imnevergonnagiveyouup69]

Phil: *clicks fingers* I'm a genius "PHIL LESTER! YOU'RE A GENIUS!" I'm sorry , I'll continue watching now

[@nadiamillones9979]

Yes:(

[@imnevergonnagiveyouup69]

@@nadiamillones9979 🖤🖤

[@Scribbless]

oh the memories :'( *cri*

[@trashtheartist9420]

I read this comment just as he did it

[@imnevergonnagiveyouup69]

@@Scribbless ikr :'(

[@fern107]

phil: "it's still gonna taste good" *zoom in on cake like it's on the office*

[@MoonBunny789]

When did YOU start yelling for Dan to help him? For me it was when he put the butter in the oven

[@mimdecisive]

Elizabeth Kern I miss dan and Phil baking. nothing that horrific occurred when dan was there and they actually used a recipe. (although every shrek dan made was pretty scary)

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

tHERE IS A MIC RO WAVE DIRECTLY ABOve THE OVEN

[@hydrangeafireheart5180]

for me it was when he started with the flour fsfsfs

[@whisperharper]

when he said he needed to fill the baking tin... NO HALF FULL AHHHH

[@xxmeatbonezxx5078]

SAME

[@ForestSpirit8]

16:07 Phil:There is some kind of rat in my kitchen me: genuinely can't tell if Phil thought there was a real rat or if Dan just came into the kitchen

[@msilvia4807]

I relate 😂😂

[@rivilaurant]

"this is my first time baking without dan" Im sorry phil but im kinda scared letting you do the baking all by yourself pls try your best to destroy as less things as possible xD

[@michaelgoldsmith6615]

16:06 "there's some kind of rat in my kitchen" That's odd, i don't see Dan anywhere...

[@user-kr1ie1nf7z]

6:35 can we all just take a moment to realise he used a manual whisk and put electric whisk noises over it

[@SophiHan02]

It feels so weird to see phil in the kitchen without Dan

[@AxxLAfriku]

It feels so weird to see my name without one hundred million subscribers because I am very talented Gaga Gaga gaga am the next generation of KZbin gagagaga i am the future of life Gaga Gaga gaga

[@bubblegumplastic]

Right 🥺 love ya Dan, hope you're getting re-energised in your absence

[@kaik9405]

he put dan in the cake

[@poppyplayz2042]

@@AxxLAfriku bruh

[@diharaj5358]

It does :'(

[@s-aga]

i’m rlly glad he’s doing this by himself bc we get to see his whole personality and a half but i also feel so strange that dans not there

[@redhood8141]

Yeah, I love Phil and he gets to shine alone but... I MISS DAN!!!

[@DrearyLaneTheatre]

I havent been caught up in a bit, is Dan just not in the video or has he like...disappeared?

[@msilvia4807]

S👏 A 👏 M 👏E 👏

[@s-aga]

dan’s kinda just off doing his own thing & phil wanted to do this by himself.

[@robbiegricks2648]

Agreed!

[@pixiereaper]

" what the hell is a stick" me, an american: scuse me whot

[@frogsfoot]

we use tubs! :))

[@pixiereaper]

Pixel Tea OH i mean we have tubs too but we use sticks for cooking

[@daisy6545]

Okwerd we have blocks but they’re all different and not actually measured like we can’t measure “half a stick”

[@forestmaricarose9195]

As a South African I always have to ask what a stick is

[@sleepyhead1707]

We just use measurements because one stick makes no sense

[@gr33nday4ever]

as someone who makes a lot of cakes, this was painful to sit through

[@techno-chan2071]

"This my first time baking without Dan" me: *dies inside a bit*

[@xXdwsizevilXx]

I die a little inside every day without Dan.

[@siriuslyconfused1]

Kinda made the whole video a little sad, guess I’m off to watch the Mukbang for the millionth time.

[@technobladeneverdies7547]

I'm kinda worried about Dan and I want him to REALLY come back but I KNOW I should calm my self down and respect them but I cantttt I want Dan to calm backkk

[@wokeupnew]

siriuslyconfused1 mood omg

[@xoelliexo]

Same

[@PHROGDAD]

No one: Literally no one: Phil: "your mom's got a knife."

[@xXmlrdfdgyXx]

That reminds me of YOUR MOMS COMING

[@TheLaughingLion7]

I can’t believe this video came out THREE YEARS AGO, I’d love another one. This is one of my favorites and I watch it all the time. ❤️

[@Abraxos_xWildflowers]

16:06 phil: theres some kind of rat in the kitchen. me: Dan? is that you my precious curly haired boi? please get out of the cupboard and bless us with your presence.

[@aquietlyconcernedmarshmall2040]

oh, to be a freshly baked cake and having a tall british man tell me i’m gay

[@bulbouspiranha758]

Me, a short British person: you're gay

[@felixarchives8424]

Me, a even shorter than short person: you're gay

[@bulbouspiranha758]

@@felixarchives8424 I am

[@eddieee2]

phil: i beat the record for the worlds flattest cake *oh boy is he gonna be disappointed when he finds out about pancakes*

[@DragonLouie]

He should already know about them he loves pancakes

[@kittykahdy]

@@DragonLouie when he remembers pancakes exist then

[@cyisnotokay469]

Eddieee wait until he hears about crepes

[@ellismaki2307]

As someone in culinary school and who has been baking his entire life, when you were measuring, it made me incredibly tense, but you got all the direction right! I could never do that, so I am hella proud, Lester!

[@rachelshippendavies4567]

"there's some sort of rat in my kitchen" I think we all know who that is

[@rebelrot9398]

"there's a rat in my kitchen" his name is remy and he wants to help

[@thatsdisco]

seeing how Phil put the butter in the oven,,, he definitely needs the help

[@withluvmiya]

The fander in me jumped out, and yes Remy is ready to bake that cake ;)

[@luciliascarcass]

Haha if it was fanders Remy he would just judge everything Phil was doing

[@ronaldweasley4292]

No the rat is sUPPoSED to be DAN

[@justwithan7177]

rebel rot i want to like this comment but the likes are on 666 and I don’t know why but the very blunt edge left in me doesn’t want to destroy that

[@whatoncewas]

"if you're ever feeling stressed, try smothering buttercream on your favorite object. Unless you're favorite object is a cat...then maybe don't do that." STOP OBJECTIFYING MY CAT PHIL

[@ForestSpirit8]

My cats are currently sleeping right next to me... good thing they don't understand any english

[@franziska9260]

To those whose favourite object is an electronic device, have fun!!

[@techno-chan2071]

I don't want to put buttercream on my fursuit........

[@maroonmoon1914]

Yeah, who cares if you put buttercream on a dog, or any other animal, but a cat, no, not the cat

[@woahseph47]

His decorating skills are actually amazing like it’s sort of chaotic but it definitely works

[@poppyyates1250]

"Picture it... *you go into the kitchen, your mum's got a knife* "

[@tiajade2068]

“Brown sugar smells so good, I just wanna rub it all over my body.” That’s what body scrubs are Phil.

[@caracrotalus]

It actually is lol

[@charlizepate]

Flat cake record...nobody tell him about pancakes, guys.

[@Meggnog_]

Why doesn't this comment have more attention than it deserves

[@annoyinghumanbeing2555]

What about Crepes

[@ronaldweasley4292]

I'm gonna tell him

[@theulitmatepieceofgarbage2335]

Ronald Weasley do not tell him

[@jamie7500]

phil: “i could get a guinness world record for the flattest cake” pancakes: am i a joke to you?

[@apolloparkway9532]

"I'm just mixing all the unicorn pieces into the- *demon noises*

[@eryn2731]

butter: supposed to be at room temperature phil: OVEN

[@elibananapants5114]

Omg I was having kitchen flashbacks as he was doing that

[@xXmlrdfdgyXx]

Smh your suppost to put it in your pocket

[@chloepatrick12]

well hello there

[@eryn2731]

@@chloepatrick12 HI CHLOE

[@chloepatrick12]

eryn HELLO ERYN

[@peritwinkleiris]

Phil: this butter is really hard My brain in Dan's voice: that's what she said

[@xXmlrdfdgyXx]

He needed to put it in his pocket smh

[@_peachgardens_]

He danbaited us 😔

[@scribblehideout7504]

Peri Twinkle Iris I like how we're all imagening Dan into the videos.

[@sanitysquota937]

My brain in Dan's voice: GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE STOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@hope_dom1523]

I miss dan and Phil videos so much I wish y’all would come back I miss sims play thoughts and y’all videos just together and dan miss him so much but I hope he is doing good

[@editing.thingzx4395]

Hope_ Dom152 look I miss dan but atleest he’s taking a time for him and he’s working on something wich he said in the youtube live

[@kakao-katze]

Remy knew you baked well, so he tried to make himself into your kitchen since he knew you were a good host. I'm calling it, that rat at the end was totally him.

[@iamatrashcan]

Phil: "If you're ever feeling stressed, I recommend just slathering buttercream on your favorite object and then you'll feel better" Me: My cat would be really annoy- Phil: "Unless your favorite object is your cat" Me :O

[@scrappedaccount8607]

No one: Trash can: *:0*

[@andrienaline]

no one: seriously, absolutely No one: phil: *W* *H* *A* *C* *K*

[@myfriendscallmephe1736]

"What the hell is a stick [of butter]?" -Phil Lester 2020

[@c0ffinnailzz]

‘this is my first time baking without dan’ sounds so sad :(

[@soccclown420]

i almost cried

[@sadier2740]

where is he I miss him

[@tracimoyer9879]

I made so many dan references while watching this, I literally miss him that much

[@user77797]

dan's just doing what he needs to before he comes back again and i get that but we're also v sad and we miss him so much i can't-

[@fragiledonottouch]

I actually started crying

[@pixwyatt5138]

Phil: "I think there's a rat in my kitchen" Me: "I'm looking right at it"

[@Unknowndino03]

R E M Y

[@peachypaige4819]

@@Unknowndino03 YES!!

[@pixwyatt5138]

@@Unknowndino03 you just hear "Linguine!!!!" In the background 😂😂😂

[@liz878]

As someone who goes to culinary school to be a baker, my brain is quaking. As someone who is a mom personality wise, he's trying his best and im proud.

[@gemma2101]

ngl haven’t watched an amazingphil video since i was like 15 (am currently 20) and this was bloody adorable. don’t know why i decided to watch him again but honestly there are so few youtubers that i watched when i was younger that i can watch now. really loved it, and knowing that he’s now out and proud also made me so so happy. keep making videos philly, this was a great blast from the past

[@KizzyR.69]

Nobody: *Phil: ᵃᴸᴸ ᵀʰᴱ ᵉᴳᵍˢ?*

[@xXmlrdfdgyXx]

How did you go that?