AMBERLYNN is talking Marriage * REACT*

[@neonstarling]

"the thought of owning my own house, it'd be like my little baby, and i can do whatever i want to it." chilling statement coming from her.

[@GreenEyedGumby]

This was her begging Emily to move her in. Hopefully, despite all evidence to the contrary, Emily is smart enough not to.

[@toohot1027]

Kinda like how she did whatever she wanted to OTHER people's houses

[@allmine853]

​@@GreenEyedGumby Emily will never mive in with Amber. Emily, like Amber, is a serial dater/cheater. Her previous partner passed in late April and by June she had already been talking to Amber. And according to several people had been talking to them as well. Emily will never urtail that behaviour and Amber doesnt make the same kind of money she did to make it happen.

[@HollyG1903]

There's absolutely no difference in undiagnosed BPD and untreated BPD except now she thinks she has an excuse.

[@industrialover]

Anytime she says something and then follows it up with yes I did or yes I have, she's lying

[@Justanotherjobber]

Well anytime her lips are moving she is either eating or lying 😂😂

[@melanie4926]

Yep. If her lips are moving, it's a lah!

[@Doazic]

33 years old and never voted?!?!?

[@elizabethperry2622]

Honestly? Does her vote seem like it would contribute positively to her local, state or national outlook? This woman did not learn a thing in secondary school and is now cackling about how any information that involuntarily slipped through her decaying communist block brutalist concrete consistency of a skull was probably all lies “they” tried to get over on her? The adult who has no “emotional permanence”. You think she’s read up on a proposal for the state legislation. You think she’s got an opinion on public schools, or labor laws, or foreign policy that if ever implemented wouldn’t cause an immediate shutdown of some major essential service? I’m good with her not voting

[@bossyspaghetti]

​@elizabethperry2622 NAILED IT😂😂😂

[@HollyG1903]

I'm 42 and I've never voted but I'm a felon. Lol. Not funny really but pathetic that I can't vote but I could run for president. Wild.

[@Justanotherjobber]

It's her right not to vote. Let's be real, she will just do whatever tiktok tells her to. She only brought this up to get people to argue in her comments to get engagement. Her channel is dying.

[@benny_boop]

@@HollyG1903 100%

[@vanessagrace6127]

“Throw it up” “flirting with the idea of” I can’t stand these little phrases she adopts and constantly repeats

[@candycane7307]

I hate flirting with the idea but dainty princess girly girl

[@industrialover]

Why can't she figure out how to properly use the words "is" and "are"? Oh, and she has been living in that apartment for a year! Didn't she move last October? So it has been a year and she still hasn't bothered to get a doctor or therapist

[@GreenEyedGumby]

Eaten/ate Given/gave/give She just doesn’t have a firm grasp of her native language.

[@lornarettig3215]

Mental thinks are… is scary

[@KagakuGakusei]

She has trust issues but moves people in weeks after meeting them? Ok.

[@SergeantSarge]

If she takes questions from the Community tab then we’ll know that she’s making them up for herself. Instagram lets her lie much more easily.

[@HollyG1903]

Yup. No one can prove she wasn't asked if she's still doing Cameos.

[@tchaikca]

$60 to have Amber mispronounce your name 12 times??? She’s nuts. Why is it that the “amby” nickname from her childhood wasn’t EVER mentioned in 10 YEARS of videos/storytimes about her past?? She said that the whole “Bambi” thing was because felon called her “Amby “ which turned into Bambi. Is she completely incapable of telling actual truths without embellishing?? EVERY gf is the best ever..and she’s ALWAYS “never felt like this before”.-I swear her attitudes towards relationships are stuck at about 13 years old.

[@_dubs]

The last "gut feeling" I'd ever trust is from the trash fire Chernobyl digestive system of a 500lb toddler.

[@jasminevysoren]

If you pronounce "no" like that and use "hectic" like it's "Smurf" you have no thoughts about the sun or what """they""" tell you about it 🙄

[@frank9447]

Tommy is a nurse ? That’s terrifying how many people has she tried to hurt at work for her kink?

[@queenmarynovelwriter5397]

Jade called her Ambie because she slipped up and called her by her real girlfriend 's name.

[@carrie3982]

She must have said “I’m not gonna lie” a couple of dozen times in this. Stop it Amber

[@allmine853]

When she says "honestly" and " im not gunna lie", you know shes lying.

[@heathercampbell9378]

On a more interesting note .... That shade of blue looks amazing on you! 💙💙💙

[@benny_boop]

I love hearing you tell Amber to “Shut the fuck up!”. It’s so cathartic to me seeing you go off on her.

[@Justanotherjobber]

Isn't it something we all do? 😂😂😂

[@NotAnotherSockPuppet]

She is so willfully ignorant. It saddens me to know that people who think like her exist. 55 years later, and people argue about the moon landing, while ignoring the fact that you can look up and see the international space station float by with your own eyes. Is it really so hard to believe that we went just a little bit farther almost 60 years ago??

[@racheleve7334]

What’s funny to me about moon landing deniers is that we actually didn’t have the technology to FAKE a moon landing! One example is that the shadows on the moon are parallel to each other - compared to on earth and most importantly studio lighting, where the shadows get smaller as they go up. They didn’t have the ability to fake shadows like that in a studio setting in the 60s.

[@gigibythesea1133]

It's ridiculous, just like the flat earth nonsense. All the evidence in the world doesn't matter, she thinks it's cute and quirky to be a fool. And what would be the point of faking the moon landing or the shape of the earth? 🙄

[@Ninataang]

My ex’s family had a beautiful craftsman style home just outside OKC, 4 bedrooms, big backyard and the kitchen is GORGEOUS. $400k. Amber could easily design her own home in Oklahoma since she’s so “picky.” She doesn’t want to live in the house? Rent it out.

[@elizabethperry2622]

Since we’ve now got audio from around her apartment suggesting the “luxury” digs she found herself in her case means “designated as such so that by law doesn’t have to accept Section 8 vouchers and that’s about it” I’m not thinking she’s got the head for real estate or land speculation or hiring the right people or staying on task for more than 20 minutes to make that happen. Shocker, I know.

[@alliroma3383]

I doubt she has the money just lying around and would bet she has no credit so couldn't get a loan

[@jaimeehulsey3200]

I think it's hilarious ALR didn't get the person who commented on the sun was making fun of her. 😂

[@Mamalinz50]

I always approve of an extra pissed off and ranty react from you, Merc so thank you 😂

[@-Reagan]

She sounds so much like Alexis in this video, with her tone and the forced fake voices it’s so cringe - obviously they’re back together 🙄

[@lhvy5066]

funny that that's the conclusion and not the fact that amber always mirrors people, no matter if they currently like her or not

[@judeemclaughlin7394]

I don't believe Amber has fully forgiven her mother. I believe she pulls out her past to manipulate/guilt her mother when she needs to. We will be getting a video soon about her "BPD prompts" because "so many people requested it" And I still do not believe she was diagnosed with BPD. I believe she was told she had indicators of BPD and sent to be properly evaluated but never followed up. She has said that she considers "symptoms of" to be the same as "diagnosed"

[@FinalFinalGirl]

She does not even know how to pronounce Kamala's name.

[@_dubs]

And hasn't voted in any legislation when womens, LGBTQ+, or personal medical policies were on the table. She's a fucking faker. I never want to hear her talk politics and I never will believe she understands anything.

[@annangel1005]

Emotional permanence is the ability to feel someone's care for you, even when they aren't constantly telling you or showing you, or when you are not in one another's presence.

[@heathercampbell9378]

Wow! Feisty Merc 🫣 😂😂😂

[@tracinicholson2019]

Isn’t her lease up soon?

[@QueenJuliana89]

Your disgust is palpable 😂

[@kathryn6092]

That wink made me uncomfortable

[@PeggyPate-vy8gg]

Maybe she can get Filene to drive her o bait tommy

[@huwenacaires6443]

YOU learned something today, don't speak for us 😂

[@TheNarcAlert]

hahahaa

[@annangel1005]

You had me laughing aloud, Merc Merc. Your sarcasm is fantastic ❤

[@marigold9544]

I saw her post on her story story that she was asking for questions. I sent her one.

[@industrialover]

She asked herself that question about forgiving her mom and it's disgusting. I think she did it because her mom called her out for not seeing her in a month

[@allmine853]

Her mother hasnt had the pleasure of being discarded by Amber the minute a new supply has been found. We all knew Amber was using her mother and it would happen the second she found a new caretaker. I almost feel sorry for her mother. Almost.

[@calilauren3319]

When you mocked Ambie lol, about the sun . I laughed out load. You are so funny. You need your own tv show. So talented, I can’t. 😊

[@pam584]

Oh same......i laughed out aloud when mocked her about "....in my soul" 😂😂😂😂

[@lornarettig3215]

On trust, everyone has to start ‘neutral’. Every interaction either builds trust, or doesn’t, or actively destroys trust and you start getting a negative score. But if you start out assuming a negative score, then what you put out comes back to you.

[@SamiaWalton]

Ambie I guess is doing something for Emily .... Picking up weight ?!?!😂😂 That is something....

[@melanie4926]

I dont believe jade got that tattoo. If anything it was henna. The others were definitely real, 1000s of $ worth.

[@harperleigh3732]

I wonder if she knows you have to register to vote. She knows nothing about Kamala Harris....she can't even pronounce her name correctly.

[@harperleigh3732]

PS I will be voting for KamaLah

[@annangel1005]

No, voting is a conspiracy because we don't vote all the time, which means it isn't real. 😂

[@beigecat801]

@@harperleigh3732eww voting for someone who will let illegal immigrants

[@jmicha91]

I see Rio abandoned his duties rather quickly. I get him, I'm tired of Amber's BS too.

[@queenmarynovelwriter5397]

I am at the gym watching this video nothing motivates me to work out like watching Pookie

[@elizabethperry2622]

What would be the highlight of a vacation with Amber? Emily hauling the box fan and the extra pillows down the hall of the hotel, or Amber laughing and shrieking in the background from behind a stack of styrofoam take-out shells as loud as she can while Emily has her daughter on speaker phone trying to wish her a good night?

[@hintergrundmusik8835]

she made a call on insta these questions are still weird tho lol „you do cameo?“ why woild someone send her that question

[@GreenEyedGumby]

I’m going to be generous and say 5 of those questions were asked by her audience.

[@hintergrundmusik8835]

@@GreenEyedGumby i didnt comment it yesterday because i wasnt sure but i just checked - she has the cameo link in her insta bio. idk why this „question“ makes me so mad xD

[@strawberrymoon4909]

That was spot on 😂

[@MrNioMoon]

I love you, Merc. 🫀

[@Kitkitmcgee]

"Fled massaging your lipoedema lumps" had me SOL (snort out loud) in a hardware store😂

[@ethancn]

SPICY MERC COMING OUT

[@ericnichols6086]

My favorite musician is Stephen Foster-he wrote a spiffy little tune called “Brown-Eyed Ambie”.

[@toolymcsnoothole]

... just thinking about her saying "i chose 33 questions because im 33 years old" ... im 27 and i had to figure that out bc after 21 who actually keeps track oftheir age

[@industrialover]

100% accurate about bartenders, we give you an automatic tie-dy if you order any of those quirky drinks

[@_Mamimi]

I bartended for 10 years and whenever I got a order like “sex on the beach” or a “mai tai” or a “long island” I knew I was making a drink for someone who doesn’t go out and drink. So I could make any drink and they wouldn’t know any difference. Plus I knew I was going to get a bad tip and a customer who was going to bug me all night with their dumbness lol

[@industrialover]

@@_Mamimi I meant to say side eye LOL

[@toohot1027]

I have to write again...Merc, I've now spit up my coffee 3 different times, thanks to you🤣

[@TheNarcAlert]

Perfect!

[@stard9864]

Amber really came on here and said "I am no longer mentally ill." she always kept coming on here saying that whenever she gets a date shes absolutely deranged. She is only mentally ill when she can use it as a weapon. Its crazy

[@liohawkes5123]

if her doctors thought 'outside the box' like she is she woulda been dead by now

[@0612rishi]

"You're so full of shit your eyes are brown" took me out 💀💀💀

[@Twilleyball]

I love Merc's face as she listens to Ambie's dribble 😅

[@shynenstar]

@ 32:57 😂 🤣 you made me choke on my joint Merc…why are you like this?! 😂

[@commentforthealgorithm]

comment for the algorithm

[@Franklli]

Question merc....what should I order at the bar cause I get a vodka cran or sex on the beach 😂

[@TheNarcAlert]

Hahaha I know Im gonna hear about that one :P Go get funky on the sand and laugh at me while u enjoy it ! :)

[@courtneychambersmusic]

I haven't laughed this hard at an ALR react in years. THAANK YOU for the LOLS! hahah

[@-Reagan]

15:30 Merc you are so wise. TRUST WITH BOUNDARIES. Watch for red flags and other signs that guide your trust. Such as whether or not someone responds with respect to others boundaries and yours and listen to how they talk about themselves and others. Also, there have been studies on trust and they’ve shown that once your trust is betrayed, you’ll never have that same respect and trust again, regardless if they want to. Disregarding boundaries is a good way to ruin trust. Making personal comments, trying to talk over someone else’s opinion or boundaries to make them do what you want. Amber showed her willingness to do that through behavior but also in the online narcissistic quiz (that is NOT A DIAGNOSTIC TOOL and that was written all over it, even though Amber disregarded it and took it as a fact).

[@neiskabauer1012]

merc i love you you’re so real ❤

[@TheNarcAlert]

you're so kind :) ty

[@allmine853]

Lets count how many times she says ... kwess-yins.

[@melanie4926]

Imagine the jealousy towards Emily's daughter! I love this for our gorl. Ambrrrr and Emily 4ever, to the bitter end 💀

[@toohot1027]

Your description of "rank" as applied to Amber, was SO on point. It's what triggers me into rages listening to her. How convenient to blame " fat shaming" for others opinions of her. So freaking entitled and conceited...

[@user-uh9lf3hi8u]

She's such a narc. She can't even name Tommy's favorite alcoholic drink. She only cares about herself. I bet she doesn't know as much about her aa she claims.

[@Justanotherjobber]

Realistically Hambie probably won't live long enough to see the closing on a new house. I think her health is a lot worse than she lets on, she will go septic from her cellulitis one of these times.

[@_Mamimi]

Not to get political but Amber is the cliche Kamala voter. “I like what she stands for” while not knowing a single policy she’s pushed or her agenda

[@melanie4926]

Emily's a dream come true for ambrrrr. She's everything's our gorl's dreamed of 😅

[@allmine853]

Merc you totally blew past the point where Ambie says she doesnt know what Emilys fav drink is. Thats because she doesnt care what it is. Its only important for her to tell everyone what HER fav drink is.

[@hopeadler507]

Intensive therapy is inpatient or outpatient or 2-3x a week. Not a few appts. If she did it, on average it can take 18 months to work on one core issue at a time. It's ridiculous she thinks she's genuinely changed lol

[@ingeborg-anne]

Liddol mercmerc 🤗

[@ingeborg-anne]

8:37 👏👏👏

[@stard9864]

I do think if Amber healed from her mom?? She wouldnt be looking for a parental figure asking her about her sore tummy wummy. I do think as someone with effed up parents I could fall into negative copes. Amber still copes and is the perfect target to weirdos. She really needs to go to therapy??? And probably have a guided conversation with her mom who is very willing to be appart of anything and make things right. Amber I dont think wants to make things right, she wants tools on standby to use as an excuse. The moment her mom has an opinion amber probably would turn her back on her for the wrong reasons because an asshole and the only thing that matters to her as adult is "romanticle" relationships and having gfs that play mommy . Shes just replacing a childhood instead of overcoming it.

[@sylvie9012]

Unfortunately Banks is a phenomenal artist

[@annangel1005]

I'm sure Tommy introduced her to Banks

[@neonstarling]

@@annangel1005 no it was faline, she mentioned banks a fair bit in that era

[@annangel1005]

@@neonstarling ah, makes sense. I never heard her mention Banks before now.

[@_Mamimi]

Ehh we have different tastes. I was curious and listened to her. Found it pretty boring. But I’m sure you wouldn’t like me music either lol

[@Franklli]

Drew berrymore was becks celeb crush righr? still thieving

[@neonstarling]

kate winslet was beck's celeb crush, tho it wouldn't surprise me if amber was mimicking someone she knows

[@mcescher1957]

@@neonstarling prob. Alexandra Rodriguez. She's a big fan of Drew Barrymore. She's the reason amber got that air fryer.

[@neonstarling]

@mcescher1957 I believe it, she's been lifting tiktok personalities for awhile now

[@aubryholmes3006]

Anyone else starting to feel really stupid for liking to drink sex on the beach and Bahama mamas by the pool? 😝 it’s not my go to, but they are so good when you’re by the pool and wanna feel like you’re in the Bahamas when you’re just in your back yard 🤣

[@annangel1005]

Nah, ALR likes it solely for the name. Once she discovers a "buttery nipple" she'll be proclaiming that as her favorite drink.

[@caty0000]

Sex on the beach was my go to when I would drink! 🍹 it’s good! Sorry, I don’t like gross tasting drinks😂

[@TheNarcAlert]

LOL drink what you enjoy!! :P

[@sparechipmunk]

Hey girly 18-year-old drinks are fun sometimes🫣. Not at a busy crowded bar, though.