America Has Some Serious Issues. Tim Slagle

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Dry Bar Comedy

Dry Bar Comedy

Күн бұрын

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@1erinjames
@1erinjames 3 жыл бұрын
"Im not fat, im AMERICAN"!! Lol
@Harbalz
@Harbalz 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a fat American
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 3 жыл бұрын
Formerly fat. My thyroid screwed me over, got meds, lost 75lbs! Wore a 👙 this summer, haven't done that in a long time! 💋 ☮️💜
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 3 жыл бұрын
That’s my GRAVEYARD shift American McDevil’s customers at 2 am when they’re DRUNK and have the munchies and want Uber Eats!!!!
@thorin4669
@thorin4669 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a whole set from him instead of a few mins
@__.Sara.__
@__.Sara.__ 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Slagle is really good at this! 😂 Amen about warnings for useless degrees and returning them! *cough* Bachelor's in anthropology *cough*
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 3 жыл бұрын
*COUGH* B.A. in Psych 😝
@williambilyeu9801
@williambilyeu9801 2 жыл бұрын
He should be advising on the Biden/Harris administration "student loan forgiveness" plan.
@peanutjones6600
@peanutjones6600 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious, need more from him 😂.
@HF-eu2ei
@HF-eu2ei 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed!!!🙌😆😅😂👍
@jamesmoses1486
@jamesmoses1486 3 жыл бұрын
No, he is pushing outdated ideas that are ruining our society. He is advocating against protections for citizens. He is advocating for the corrupt delusional exploitative elites to get away with more.
@lightvoid7089
@lightvoid7089 3 жыл бұрын
That's a good point about the student debt XD
@AnnoyingMoose
@AnnoyingMoose 2 жыл бұрын
The U.S. doesn't just have "issues", they have a lifetime subscription!
@smileawhile3788
@smileawhile3788 3 жыл бұрын
Great job! I'm not fat.. I'm American 😀😂😂
@MandMs05
@MandMs05 3 жыл бұрын
You mean anorexic?
@RandysRides
@RandysRides 3 жыл бұрын
The gender studies students will have jobs. They worked hard to make those protest signs that eventually made it into politics and school systems. Just ask the "woke" new school kids. Rainbows and unicorns and unlimited choices.
@jtjjbannie
@jtjjbannie 3 жыл бұрын
If i saw "crummy toaster" Advertised, I would probably buy it.
@coloniousjay8128
@coloniousjay8128 3 жыл бұрын
Lolz crumby toaster
@I_hate_billy_d
@I_hate_billy_d 3 жыл бұрын
Ever use a toaster? They’re all “crumby”
@onjofilms
@onjofilms 3 жыл бұрын
There are no birds in China. I know, I've been there.
@CreatorCade
@CreatorCade 3 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the pollution there, they probably killed over mid flight and the people fought over them for food.
@kylewarring2918
@kylewarring2918 3 жыл бұрын
Guys pretty funny. Hope I can watch the whole special
@jasonsnider7605
@jasonsnider7605 3 жыл бұрын
I have a crummy degree that I can't pay off. But I cant take it back: ITT Tech no longer exists ☹
@benjimenez5186
@benjimenez5186 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of prison sentence, is it just me or does he look like a older Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption?
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 3 жыл бұрын
When he wears his glasses, he looks AND sounds like Keith Olbermann 😝
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 3 жыл бұрын
YES! I used to think companies were worried about hiring ppl with big gaps in employment history cos it makes some ppl seem lazy, but then I realized, ‘oh NO! It’s worse than that: they think someone was in jail so that criminal background check needs to be thorough and take a LONGGGGG time!’ 😱
@sohambiswas7958
@sohambiswas7958 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know glenn from superstore was also a stand up comic.
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know Keith Olbermann does stand-up! Tim wears glasses sometimes, too 😂
@henryklassen3362
@henryklassen3362 3 жыл бұрын
If you bought a crummy degree and you don’t earn enough money to pay for it, you get a second job to pay for that crummy degree, it called being stupid.
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 3 жыл бұрын
And hopefully learning a lesson!
@jamesmoses1486
@jamesmoses1486 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, blame the victims. Congratulate the corrupt trash who lied and exploited fellow humans. Your advocating against a lemon law for big items like a degree, cause it was a long Con or because you don't qualify as a a part of the victims?
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmoses1486 most colleges are NOT a scam. It's the stupid classes some CHOOSE to take. What are you gonna do with a degree in gender studies? Or under water basket weaving? If you're going to college, you should be smart enough to at least take some classes that can help you get into a good career. This is NOT rocket science! Good grief!
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmoses1486 plus nobody congratulated any trash who lied & exploited people. WHO lied & exploited people by the way???
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 3 жыл бұрын
College usually IS a scam! Smart ppl fall for it all the time, and politicians screw up the economy so there aren’t enough decent-paying jobs out there after they graduate. If you don’t know what you want to pursue, HOLD OFF on education for now! 😵🤮😂 It literally ain’t woyth it!
@MommeeMadre1
@MommeeMadre1 3 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@theunclejesusshow8260
@theunclejesusshow8260 3 жыл бұрын
Greetingz cuzinz
@MichaelSHartman
@MichaelSHartman 3 жыл бұрын
Jobs not included.
@Five0Five
@Five0Five 3 жыл бұрын
Speed up to 1.25 and his jokes deliver better. Great jokes!
@johncichon9499
@johncichon9499 3 жыл бұрын
A little political....but so am I! Great job! Leftists....you know!
@theoneandonlypinkypinky8245
@theoneandonlypinkypinky8245 3 жыл бұрын
Its a fact that are actually o birds in China! Watch Sepentza and ADV podcast. They lived in China for 14 years ad talk about life in China.
@CabinOnTheWater
@CabinOnTheWater 3 жыл бұрын
Going to college to become an anti-social social justice warrior just doesn't pay like it use to.
@THMILLER
@THMILLER 3 жыл бұрын
The way America works is stupid! I moved from the USA to Germany and i am going to University for free since i work here and pay German Taxes. This is what every developed country that is not the USA does, it really is not complicated.
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 3 жыл бұрын
Easy fix Don't come back! ☮️💜
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 3 жыл бұрын
We don't wanna be like everybody else Thanks anyway
@melissablackwood
@melissablackwood 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to begrudge someone for making a good life for themselves. If being an expat is working well for you, that's great. One of the blessings of America is that people are also free to leave if they wish to. Not every country allows that.
@cobrakingofeart
@cobrakingofeart 3 жыл бұрын
why would we want to do what everyone else does when our way is better?
@christianlassen1577
@christianlassen1577 3 жыл бұрын
Do you really think you're paying enough taxes to pay for your degree already?? When you're done with your degree and you're still paying taxes for that "free" degree for the rest of your life, then you might realize how much it costs. And good chance it'll have been more expensive than it would have been here. Unless you bail on Germany and come back to the states with your German degree, then you just leeched off Germany, taking advantage of them. Way to be. Like those influencers who earn American dollars while living like kings in southeast Asia and blog about how much better it is to live outside the USA...
@Kingcoopa1247
@Kingcoopa1247 3 жыл бұрын
Hi yall
@beatleme2
@beatleme2 3 жыл бұрын
If you quit smoking it screws up your thyroid, have it checked after you quit, but yes this guy is funny because he's right..lol
@MrBassbump
@MrBassbump 3 жыл бұрын
You know you’re not getting a job with this!
@KabukeeJo
@KabukeeJo 3 жыл бұрын
That's right students. Take your gender studies degree back to the University you bought it from and demand a refund!
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 3 жыл бұрын
What other classes do you take when you take a gender studies class? Underwater basket weaving? Maybe some art?
@jamesmoses1486
@jamesmoses1486 3 жыл бұрын
He wasn't advocating for a lemon law to protect students from exploitative collages. He was advocating for the students who got useless degrees to get screwed. I wish he was on the students side. However he is from an old generation that had an hour long class in school for propaganda.
@KabukeeJo
@KabukeeJo 3 жыл бұрын
​@@jamesmoses1486 I am not on the students side either. Smart students who want to make REAL money go for Engineering, Science, or Business degrees. But NOooooOOoo! They want the EASY degree! So they go for women and gender studies. Then they cry and beg for student loan forgiveness when they end up working at Starbucks or McDonald's and have to pay off their student loans. Sorry, but the taxpayer should not be on the hook because lazy students made lazy choices.
@KabukeeJo
@KabukeeJo 3 жыл бұрын
@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 Art, Critical Race Theory. Probably have to read some Carl Marx and go on some protest rallies to take down statues for extra credit.
@Affluent-Ghetto-Blackman
@Affluent-Ghetto-Blackman 2 жыл бұрын
@@KabukeeJo Another conservative has doesn’t care about facts just your opinion. Liberal arts/social science degrees aren’t even 20% of the degrees nationwide.
@broncobubba3169
@broncobubba3169 3 жыл бұрын
We aren't the fattest country.
@saranemecek1976
@saranemecek1976 3 жыл бұрын
Would have been a great skit 10 years ago... Not real connected to reality.. Wishing wells have always been popular... Good luck to all.
@aidenlav
@aidenlav 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@bmgtheperformer
@bmgtheperformer 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@fireballxl-5748
@fireballxl-5748 3 жыл бұрын
STOP with the teaser beginning....ruins the joke being out of context and just annoys us!!!
@jessicayoung7132
@jessicayoung7132 3 жыл бұрын
Love that take your crummy degree back to the Crummy University. Gender 101 LMAO oops LMBO
@Steven_nevetS
@Steven_nevetS 3 жыл бұрын
Gender Studies LOLOLOLOL....
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