Formerly fat. My thyroid screwed me over, got meds, lost 75lbs! Wore a 👙 this summer, haven't done that in a long time! 💋 ☮️💜
@Protectobot3 жыл бұрын
That’s my GRAVEYARD shift American McDevil’s customers at 2 am when they’re DRUNK and have the munchies and want Uber Eats!!!!
@thorin46693 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a whole set from him instead of a few mins
@__.Sara.__3 жыл бұрын
Tim Slagle is really good at this! 😂 Amen about warnings for useless degrees and returning them! *cough* Bachelor's in anthropology *cough*
@Protectobot3 жыл бұрын
*COUGH* B.A. in Psych 😝
@williambilyeu98012 жыл бұрын
He should be advising on the Biden/Harris administration "student loan forgiveness" plan.
@peanutjones66003 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious, need more from him 😂.
@HF-eu2ei3 жыл бұрын
Agreed!!!🙌😆😅😂👍
@jamesmoses14863 жыл бұрын
No, he is pushing outdated ideas that are ruining our society. He is advocating against protections for citizens. He is advocating for the corrupt delusional exploitative elites to get away with more.
@lightvoid70893 жыл бұрын
That's a good point about the student debt XD
@AnnoyingMoose2 жыл бұрын
The U.S. doesn't just have "issues", they have a lifetime subscription!
@smileawhile37883 жыл бұрын
Great job! I'm not fat.. I'm American 😀😂😂
@MandMs053 жыл бұрын
You mean anorexic?
@RandysRides3 жыл бұрын
The gender studies students will have jobs. They worked hard to make those protest signs that eventually made it into politics and school systems. Just ask the "woke" new school kids. Rainbows and unicorns and unlimited choices.
@jtjjbannie3 жыл бұрын
If i saw "crummy toaster" Advertised, I would probably buy it.
@coloniousjay81283 жыл бұрын
Lolz crumby toaster
@I_hate_billy_d3 жыл бұрын
Ever use a toaster? They’re all “crumby”
@onjofilms3 жыл бұрын
There are no birds in China. I know, I've been there.
@CreatorCade3 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the pollution there, they probably killed over mid flight and the people fought over them for food.
@kylewarring29183 жыл бұрын
Guys pretty funny. Hope I can watch the whole special
@jasonsnider76053 жыл бұрын
I have a crummy degree that I can't pay off. But I cant take it back: ITT Tech no longer exists ☹
@benjimenez51863 жыл бұрын
Speaking of prison sentence, is it just me or does he look like a older Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption?
@Protectobot3 жыл бұрын
When he wears his glasses, he looks AND sounds like Keith Olbermann 😝
@Protectobot3 жыл бұрын
YES! I used to think companies were worried about hiring ppl with big gaps in employment history cos it makes some ppl seem lazy, but then I realized, ‘oh NO! It’s worse than that: they think someone was in jail so that criminal background check needs to be thorough and take a LONGGGGG time!’ 😱
@sohambiswas79583 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know glenn from superstore was also a stand up comic.
@Protectobot3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know Keith Olbermann does stand-up! Tim wears glasses sometimes, too 😂
@henryklassen33623 жыл бұрын
If you bought a crummy degree and you don’t earn enough money to pay for it, you get a second job to pay for that crummy degree, it called being stupid.
@sweetmissypetuniawilson92063 жыл бұрын
And hopefully learning a lesson!
@jamesmoses14863 жыл бұрын
Wow, blame the victims. Congratulate the corrupt trash who lied and exploited fellow humans. Your advocating against a lemon law for big items like a degree, cause it was a long Con or because you don't qualify as a a part of the victims?
@sweetmissypetuniawilson92063 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmoses1486 most colleges are NOT a scam. It's the stupid classes some CHOOSE to take. What are you gonna do with a degree in gender studies? Or under water basket weaving? If you're going to college, you should be smart enough to at least take some classes that can help you get into a good career. This is NOT rocket science! Good grief!
@sweetmissypetuniawilson92063 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmoses1486 plus nobody congratulated any trash who lied & exploited people. WHO lied & exploited people by the way???
@Protectobot3 жыл бұрын
College usually IS a scam! Smart ppl fall for it all the time, and politicians screw up the economy so there aren’t enough decent-paying jobs out there after they graduate. If you don’t know what you want to pursue, HOLD OFF on education for now! 😵🤮😂 It literally ain’t woyth it!
@MommeeMadre13 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@theunclejesusshow82603 жыл бұрын
Greetingz cuzinz
@MichaelSHartman3 жыл бұрын
Jobs not included.
@Five0Five3 жыл бұрын
Speed up to 1.25 and his jokes deliver better. Great jokes!
@johncichon94993 жыл бұрын
A little political....but so am I! Great job! Leftists....you know!
@theoneandonlypinkypinky82453 жыл бұрын
Its a fact that are actually o birds in China! Watch Sepentza and ADV podcast. They lived in China for 14 years ad talk about life in China.
@CabinOnTheWater3 жыл бұрын
Going to college to become an anti-social social justice warrior just doesn't pay like it use to.
@THMILLER3 жыл бұрын
The way America works is stupid! I moved from the USA to Germany and i am going to University for free since i work here and pay German Taxes. This is what every developed country that is not the USA does, it really is not complicated.
@sweetmissypetuniawilson92063 жыл бұрын
Easy fix Don't come back! ☮️💜
@sweetmissypetuniawilson92063 жыл бұрын
We don't wanna be like everybody else Thanks anyway
@melissablackwood3 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to begrudge someone for making a good life for themselves. If being an expat is working well for you, that's great. One of the blessings of America is that people are also free to leave if they wish to. Not every country allows that.
@cobrakingofeart3 жыл бұрын
why would we want to do what everyone else does when our way is better?
@christianlassen15773 жыл бұрын
Do you really think you're paying enough taxes to pay for your degree already?? When you're done with your degree and you're still paying taxes for that "free" degree for the rest of your life, then you might realize how much it costs. And good chance it'll have been more expensive than it would have been here. Unless you bail on Germany and come back to the states with your German degree, then you just leeched off Germany, taking advantage of them. Way to be. Like those influencers who earn American dollars while living like kings in southeast Asia and blog about how much better it is to live outside the USA...
@Kingcoopa12473 жыл бұрын
Hi yall
@beatleme23 жыл бұрын
If you quit smoking it screws up your thyroid, have it checked after you quit, but yes this guy is funny because he's right..lol
@MrBassbump3 жыл бұрын
You know you’re not getting a job with this!
@KabukeeJo3 жыл бұрын
That's right students. Take your gender studies degree back to the University you bought it from and demand a refund!
@sweetmissypetuniawilson92063 жыл бұрын
What other classes do you take when you take a gender studies class? Underwater basket weaving? Maybe some art?
@jamesmoses14863 жыл бұрын
He wasn't advocating for a lemon law to protect students from exploitative collages. He was advocating for the students who got useless degrees to get screwed. I wish he was on the students side. However he is from an old generation that had an hour long class in school for propaganda.
@KabukeeJo3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmoses1486 I am not on the students side either. Smart students who want to make REAL money go for Engineering, Science, or Business degrees. But NOooooOOoo! They want the EASY degree! So they go for women and gender studies. Then they cry and beg for student loan forgiveness when they end up working at Starbucks or McDonald's and have to pay off their student loans. Sorry, but the taxpayer should not be on the hook because lazy students made lazy choices.
@KabukeeJo3 жыл бұрын
@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 Art, Critical Race Theory. Probably have to read some Carl Marx and go on some protest rallies to take down statues for extra credit.
@Affluent-Ghetto-Blackman2 жыл бұрын
@@KabukeeJo Another conservative has doesn’t care about facts just your opinion. Liberal arts/social science degrees aren’t even 20% of the degrees nationwide.
@broncobubba31693 жыл бұрын
We aren't the fattest country.
@saranemecek19763 жыл бұрын
Would have been a great skit 10 years ago... Not real connected to reality.. Wishing wells have always been popular... Good luck to all.
@aidenlav3 жыл бұрын
ok
@bmgtheperformer3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@fireballxl-57483 жыл бұрын
STOP with the teaser beginning....ruins the joke being out of context and just annoys us!!!
@jessicayoung71323 жыл бұрын
Love that take your crummy degree back to the Crummy University. Gender 101 LMAO oops LMBO