America Invades RimWorld for OIL!

[@KibblesJack]

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[@GP22855]

And you get planes too that you can trade with and theres a heli that u can assault and trade with

[@GP22855]

and this mod is made by the creator of srts expanded

[@JiJe-lg3xq]

0:51 I smell British

[@thibs2837]

Man this was a "parody" we well say, of the actual world, you killed me lmao

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. -Acts 3:19

[@reality-fl1sl]

"command this is Outpost alpha uh, they hit our oil with artillery" "THEY WHAT?" "yeah, requesting heavy armor" "Request granted"

[@KibblesJack]

"THEY WHAT?"🤣

[@Zamasu_goku_black]

TF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🏅🏅🏅🎖🎖🥇💣💣💣💣🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜

[@tix2260]

As a natural born American, this is almost exactly what I would do

[@kolinskiparadox]

as a polish person i can approve this is what my american friend does everyday

[@BthomasPatek-yx7wm]

I do this everyday

[@maddoxtalker9844]

@@kolinskiparadoxas an American i can confirm we do do this every day

[@mimi-h8n8i]

When your American friend plays war thunder and you mention a oil rig a kilometer ahead the American friend calls in the whole US army. America

[@FruitsJiuices]

@@mimi-h8n8i AS AN AMERICAN WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!

[@willhonorless2195]

"The Empire has, and it's producing, WMDs" I mean...

[@alexkatc59]

I blame them! ---> "Volkov"

[@Astram2k24]

The gulf all over again lmao

[@YourLocalMairaaboo]

*Looks at divine inferno protocol from VFE-Deserters* No lies detected...

[@HiruzenShireshard]

Before the vid starts I get a US Army Ad. Beautiful.

[@HiruzenShireshard]

Shocked I got a heart, first video I ever saw from you too. xD

[@KibblesJack]

I try to read every comment, and yours made me laugh

[@nominty]

WHAT THE HELL IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@bobbolan4672]

Some guy said that it's smaller than a mile and weak as fuck like the rest of the metric system.

[@frontporch7753]

IN AMERICA, WE USE EAGLES PER FORD 4150! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Navy589]

WHAT THE FUCK IS KILOMETER🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@sasguy228]

Today i learned that Bradley is the most vulnerable vehicle when it comes to spreading freedom.

[@mostbasedman1686]

Not irl. Rimworld vehicles are just disappointing.

[@sus5976]

@@mostbasedman1686Ukraine 😂

[@thatunknowndude7681]

@@sus5976 bro thinks it's funny.

[@Mirul-ef3jb]

​@@thatunknowndude7681zelensky is tho

[@NumbDigger22]

@@thatunknowndude7681 it is

[@mrkngturkey6054]

Man this is accurate because they abandoned a fully functional helicopter in a place where the enemy could get their hands in it (Nice 1k likes that’s a first for me👍)

[@Yourebeautyfull]

Just when I thought this video couldn't get any more immersive :D

[@mrkngturkey6054]

Yo I’m Famous

[@reality-fl1sl]

@@mrkngturkey6054 Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us.

[@Gogosqwezethegreatest]

*brandon noises*

[@danielkilleen6521]

Then when the guy who only flew blackhawks on flight Sim tried flying one in real life crashed during the Taliban parade. The video is up on youtube

[@BarelySociable]

Lold at the Iran contra bit

[@unbearablysmug2437]

The fuck you doing here?

[@YourMom-wq1mv]

Yes?

[@waterdrinkerV]

​@@unbearablysmug2437let him cook

[@harmlesscivilian]

Least imperialistic American

[@George-W-bush-21y]

What about the British

[@painful_fish3083]

Just as it should be

[@pvzchamp]

Ok

[@dangerdrone1605]

You don't sound very patriotic.

[@TheCronq]

I love this country

[@Cool_Cat89989]

messing with our people is one thing but messing with our oil is a death sentence

[@ysuff._us]

*tanks casually enter somebody bedroom*

[@lukassyrovy9081]

watched about 36 seconds so far and can already say that this is an absolute banger! love these sorts of videos and nice job 👍

[@the_dawgg]

This means rimworld is canonically set in the middle east, the lore is growing

[@lindahart5839]

People ask "why dont aliens visits us?" this is why

[@wasntwas]

We also always depict ourselves as the equivalent of giant fireants of the galaxy. Impresive building skills for a simple race and so incredibly angry as a collective.

[@pvzchamp]

"Do i need to read this?" (Not a gun) got me laughing

[@LtVictor]

This made me feel more American. This video is gonna make your channel semi viral. It has to!

[@acatreassuresyouthateveryt7842]

The funny thing is oil is not even that valuable in Rimworld considering chemfuel exist ..... and chemfuel can easily be made with vegetables

[@Kalidoscope1230]

Technically speaking oil is near impossible to find on Rimworlds on the account of them being relatively newly terraformed planets that haven’t had enough time to develop deposits of fossilised carbon based plant matter, aka oil. So technically speaking oil itself is probably extremely expensive, but also incredibly irrelevant.

[@TooFewSecrets]

Everything on the Rim technically runs on diesel.

[@kwkbanned]

Commie.

[@purplesgamesrepairs6577]

Funny enough you can make Kevin fuel using the rimafeller mod

[@mishagaming1075]

@@kwkbannedda! fellow comrade of the motherland, eh?

[@MTF_UnitEpsilon-11]

fun fact: The original operational name for the invasion of Iraq was "Operation Iraqi Liberation" but the US military realized the acronym for that name would be "O.I.L" so they changed it to "Operation Iraqi Freedom"

[@plantchair6651]

That would’ve been hilarious

[@unlimitedbladeworks2067]

Invades? I call that liberation.

[@operator8014]

Americans know what a kilometer is. It's a mile that's small and weak like all the other metric stuff.

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

LOL! Bigger is better. usa

[@lplayerjohnny9778]

And thats why you dont play with CE: Your soldiers die to a stray bullet for no fucking reason. And the enemy hits every shot

[@BudgieBricks-fv7dm]

You forgot about the health care where you get a bandage for $1,000,000🙃

[@someguyfromtexas-nz4um]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@triplelayermacaronigaming1270]

Ah, the American health system... 9234628362000 dollars for a Band-Aid. Makes me feel nostalgic.

[@PandaWoods321]

"Damn bro, I pen'd Bradley armour with a fucken poptart" - Russianbadger's associate

[@nomecognome794]

Need to see the russian version of this. Where they invade, loose all of their equipment after taking a small region and then retreat proclaiming victory

[@John-qv5ux]

Special Rimworld Operation

[@КонстантинГоломозов]

You just described Ukraine.

[@maxdeqtyarev8044]

So you want someone translate the video into Russian?

[@sambeserra7170]

@@КонстантинГоломозов *Russias Ukraine offensive 💀

[@Rookfild]

This shitty post reeks of propaganda,lmao

[@LeSovietSponge]

As an American I can confirm, we have no knowledge of this sacred “kilometer”

[@Ironface53]

The plot for Stargate: SG1

[@TacticalLOLz]

Wow look at all those WMDs you guys found in the Empires hands 😉

[@Hansiwansi]

This is the most realistic scenario I have ever seen in Rimworld!

[@Shroom516]

This was last monday

[@NatterGerry_]

The empire is weak, I hear of much stronger forces on the outer rimworld

[@kanuos]

This was way more fun than I anticipated. Subscribed!

[@reapersteelwolf4327]

you're not the bad guy, after all imperials are making weapons of mas destruction

[@olgaboyko7510]

Can you smell that freedom

[@noahs7094]

Been watching your videos all night, you’re seriously underrated man! Awesome humor not very often somebody genuinely makes me laugh.

[@giveemdasauc3531]

😂 great stuff man, earned a subscriber

[@rmovie_official]

It's not an invasion, It's freedom!

[@EvilNecroid]

this is like watching team america or starship troopers

[@KibblesJack]

Freedom costs a buck o'five

[@EvilNecroid]

@@KibblesJack lol

[@pedrotbird5426]

This is so great, subscribed

[@the_guy_with_a_shitty_mic4175]

you had the chance to add trading expanded and rack up in national debt.

[@KibblesJack]

If I had know about that mod, I would have rack up so much debt that I would put the USA to shame.

[@the_guy_with_a_shitty_mic4175]

@@KibblesJack happens to the best of us. maybe you can overtake the rim with 50 ,3 yearolds/

[@Aterriblepilot]

“We found oil!” “DID SOMEONE SAY OIL?!” “Oh fu-“ “GET THE DAMN OIL”

[@KibblesJack]

Liberate and spread freedom to their oil

[@enderboy-9872]

Beginning of Fortunate Son starts to play

[@commenter3002]

You should've installed Dubs' Rimatomics to research nuclear reactors which you can use to dump nuclear waste on enemy territory and launch glorious nukes

[@KibblesJack]

I did a rimatomics video already, and wanted to shake things up a little. But rimatomics was fun!

[@zeRoyalBattalion]

We need more content like this

[@Brandon-io9yj]

i never been so proud to be a American

[@nejmenovany6670]

Most entertaining RimWorld video I've ever watched 👌👍

[@conan2096]

sounds like a self sustaining economy to me *crushes beer can*

[@anonymousli4204]

1:22 I've made literally that exact same joke. It's fire that that's so impressive.It makes them run away

[@Sillyest_billy]

I love how he says “hell yeah brother!” Constantly

[@KibblesJack]

Hell yeah brother

[@KaiserKrow202]

1:44 the single most accurate depiction of an American invasion.

[@KhanshagaiMunkh]

"I HAVE RIGHTS TO COMMIT CRIMES AGIANST THE PLANET!" -Very based USMC

[@AgentX-ww6vk]

"are we the bad guys" Imperials::WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOUR ALIENS WHO DESTROYED US WITHOUT WARNING WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?" america:"freedom."

[@legendarycipher921]

Out of all kinds of Rimworld challenges, it’s always the Empire that gets targeted. 🤣

[@gamerthatguy1819]

Hella good vid man!

[@simoneabelo]

I put this video in my watch later, just watched it and am now subscribed

[@damnskippy1988]

Lay down impressive fire😂 the best thing I've heard in a while.

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

this makes my american blood boil with vigor and relish in cheap oil

[@DrakojanOne]

As a canaidian watching this I was saying to the empire(and a few of the local tribes/colonies)"Sorry our neighbors are invading you again, eh... sorry, sorry... sorry...".

[@Kajnake]

American soldier: Im doing my part. Tribal recruit: Im doing my part. Drug dealer: Im doing my part. Child soldier drug hauler: Im doing my part.

[@Do_You_Like_Beans]

0:14 that's how you do a self inert seamlessly

[@KibblesJack]

Surprised you noticed

[@theroyaljandm]

This channel is so underrated! I love this guy!!

[@theroyaljandm]

YAYY I GOT A HEART!! lol

[@DepressedCrow]

0:22 thats not aggresive recruitment, that called "winning hearts and minds"

[@KibblesJack]

That's good! I should have said that

[@grilledcheeseyay]

Thanks to you, 897 rimworld pawns have perished. I have burned cities and settlements. I won't stop. MURICA

[@alexisdaigle1059]

Most normal rimworld player: (The warcrimes here are a fraction of what every rimworld player has done)

[@mrikea7577]

This was really good!

[@Dreadika97]

Did you say oil? (Incoming freedom!)

[@enderboy-9872]

As a person from America, I do have 5 oil wells in my backyard

[@grousewithakeyboard]

I love spreading freedom everywhere! Great video and god bless.

[@marekbortnowski3110]

its not buying people its "liberation with cash"

[@captheobbyist6434]

this is how REAL FREEDOM smells like.

[@Mr.SkeletonBoy]

I love all this freedom

[@J0lsh]

I have yet to watch the video, however the comments all describe it truly as how America acts. I'm excited.

[@brandonreed9508]

Wouldn't it be wild if in the future we could get oil and all other recourses from a virtual world, it would be one hell of a conversion from data to tangible product.

[@santiagobarreto9357]

just commenting to boost engagement, don't mind me. great vid btw

[@yukinohazuki9918]

good old country of BANG BANG BANG

[@FancyWooper_Boi_BK09]

The title almost kicked in my American side kick in 😂

[@twizl4]

How do you not have more subs? This is really good content keep it up man this shit is hilarious

[@beserkthespartangamer3022]

You always build wicked cool bases 😎

[@Joseph-ph8sd]

As an American, born and raised, this is 100% accurate.

[@MongusVoldigoad]

Your humor is funny man lol.

[@KibblesJack]

Only two people think that (you and me) lol

[@lukassyrovy9081]

after watching the entire thing its great

[@Shammer1]

I am soo proud of you, how dare Americans take high speed rail networks, we got high ways baby

[@MadaraUchiha-eq1op]

When I saw that Abrams I knew it was Joever 3:50

[@Chokato_]

8:12 Is that a tank entering the bedroom?

[@KibblesJack]

Yeah lol, I think they are programmed as colonists

[@commissarsirjoetheboi719]

Yes, the medicinal Abrams

[@Just_Slok]

I love the smell of Managed Democracy™

[@maddoxtalker9844]

Lmfao watching the tank go through a door like a human was funny asf

[@fishyghost3188]

This is very fun and funny to watch i hope you do more like add faction war and go to war with other countrys like maybie a playlist of video on a modern world war. 10/10

[@danieljames9475]

1:40 tho😂😂😂😂

[@frankhorrigan8193]

Wait, is Vehicle Framework now compatible with CE?

[@KibblesJack]

The mods I used were

[@Popchip99]

That was not vehicle framework

[@KibblesJack]

@@Popchip99 you're right, that my bad, I used a combination of aerocraft framework and steel torrent.

[@cathiradford8208]

as a citizen of the US I can definitely say beyond a reasonble doubt that americans love oil specifically !!CHEAP OIL!! 4.99(9/10) BULL ain't cheap enough.

[@MiceOnVenus_]

This should have the “based on real events” like the movies

[@ME262MKI]

Sweet and vital *Oil!*

[@TheCronq]

In the wise words of Senator Armstrong- "American imperialism is completely justified because we had a black president once."

[@Shattered3582]

this was by far the funniest video featuring the USA i have watched, especially here 7:24 putting all conspiracy's and events aside, i wouldn't be surprised if the CIA was involved in the defiantly just baby powder business 7:02

[@BluganoStudio]

Gonna need that song starting around 4 minutes in. Thanks in advance!

[@KibblesJack]

It is called "Driving Hybrid Teaser" by MoodMode

[@BluganoStudio]

@@KibblesJack Thank you!

[@drotterton793]

Lessgo, was waiting for this for a while

[@KibblesJack]

It took me a while to finish this one, didn't help that my GPU died in the middle of making it!

[@drotterton793]

@@KibblesJack Yeah I heard, cuz I'm on the discord, but Im glad its here : )

[@sealseal2124]

D I D S O M E B O D Y S A Y O I L ?

[@Zaire82]

If there were two factions on Rimworld that America would most likely attack, it _would_ be the imperials and tribals.

[@Cristi-the-silly]

Your aggression was completely unfounded, they didn’t Evan touch our boats!

[@JustHexyl]

*Artillery hits Volkov who is barely grazed by it* Me: welp I guess this quickly devolved into Red alert 2's mental omega mod

[@jantarthedoorknocker]

Kibble, i swear MAKE. A. SERIES Please

[@johnikamara02]

Nice even lore accurate

[@seaTerminal1738]

Bro is slept on