American Beauty Street Parade Version

It was one of those days when it's a minute away from RAINing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost (IT WAS QUITE LOUD, INDEED) hear it. And this CONDOM was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid...