American Rental Trouble

[@technocarp]

Seeing grown adult humans unironically say "give him the balloon attack" in a deadpan manner as if it's a real threat and then immediately proceed to surround you with balloons whilst pointing a red png laser at you makes me genuinely a little sad

[@deadcats6083]

Anime

[@Diabetic_Chicken69]

Weird hentai plot tbh

[@vahnn0]

That's weird. It made me giddy with joy.

[@pentilex4338]

Take some solace in knowing they are probably teenagers

[@odoridori]

i grew up in the streets.. any day i could get a red laser pointed at me

[@Serenity17]

These hip to waist ratios are really getting out of hand

[@taggerung_]

The state of women's beauty standards

[@firexgodx980]

@@taggerung_ it's not really a beauty standard, that's just how a lot of black women look unfortunately. They've got weird proportions. Not all of them of course, but many of them.

[@bubbleboy821]

@@firexgodx980 wait no

[@bassnsubz]

can we get the top 10 spots in SL for wall bangs?

[@Tyronejizz]

@@firexgodx980 alot of plastic surgery needed to get that ratio.

[@thecorbohole3637]

"You will not get under my skin." She screams into a microphone at a man in a video game in the middle of a 10-minute rant because he was in their fake house.

[@woahhbro2906]

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Time to uninstall Earth

[@beepmoo8771]

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat yea this is funny it's worth it

[@colin-campbell]

Easy with the disguised racism, guy.

[@unclebob1478]

@@colin-campbell Seen alot of that in this comment section tbh

[@hnk71773]

@@colin-campbell tf

[@dinkyvision]

The child crying in the background while mom plays pretend online is just perfect. Well done mom.

[@MM-24]

Could it not be an older sister?

[@BulkernatorKerb]

@MM-24 We both know it's not.

[@lopiklop]

@@BulkernatorKerb that's racist. for real though. this is what racial profiling looks like. or you're just assuming the worst because they're the antagonist of the youtuber we're watching, but they really did nothing wrong and nothing to deserve our assumption of the worst. that's why, objectively, the only other obvious factor is their race, that's why that statement is racist. it's also a stereotype, in case you didn't know. That's why it should go without saying (that it's racist). I just heard her racist ass rant, so fuck that. My bad.

[@DineroDan]

@@lopiklopsame time the shit they were coming out with was even more racist and bigoted😂. They do seem like the type of girls that throw the race card out when it suits them, but ultimately are racist themselves

[@rickertvand]

@@lopikloplmfao that ending

[@4skintim962]

i love how in this game full of people pretending to be outrageously muscular or extremely attractive, Daniel is just some dude in a sweater

[@commonsense7793]

yea HUGE hips and thighs are extremely attractive XD people's perspective of beauty on that game is soooo skewed!

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

​@@commonsense7793 lol big hips n thighs and shit is a-okay but these 2nd life people just take those proportions and put the slider ALL the way to the right

[@HotRossBuns]

Lmao ‘attractive’

[@firexgodx980]

The weird thing is huge thighs are so fucking ugly.

[@computerkillthisman2917]

Shaped like a music note

[@KrucLeo]

Imagine escaping reality only to role-play as a customer service assistance manager.

[@videogamenostalgia]

Maybe that person is like a top-tier partner in a city law firm and this is what they fantasise about.

[@Mr47CRO]

Assistance to the manager

[@jarkmonsoon5527]

I just spit my drink. And to COMPLAIN ABOUT IT

[@cb7s4life]

Same the hell kinda game is this? I'd rather be a virtual janitor.

[@queenofdirt9082]

Aren't they making real money off the rentals? Might be a legitimate virtual business.

[@plugnplaybaby]

“Youre a whole fucking clown” “An entire clown?” lmaoooo this man is unpredictable

[@Matthew-uy6lc]

I accidently a whole clown

[@theofficialrafff]

This part got me too bro 😭

[@WillButtlerYeets]

@@Matthew-uy6lc classic. Oldfig detected

[@trevorryder9732]

Idk why but I also laughed way harder than I should have.

[@alpatr0s596]

i rly dont understand black ppl vocabulary, makes 0 sense to me

[@CarefulHowYouStep]

i love how "intruding" their property is always considered such a serious offense and yet they almost never kick the "intruders" out, rather opting to bicker and argue like petulant children

[@lemonke5341]

they prob did but they cant cause hes using a hack or some thing

[@violetvictoria7248]

Your such a loser

[@benl.l6091]

There isnt much to do in this game

[@lilylakoi]

They apparently work in whatever server this is but don't have the authority to kick him out which is really funny to me because that makes it ripe for griefing. They can all block him individually but I think they will still be able to see where he is and he will still be able to hear them talking. So they probably just wanted him to leave the house so he didn't hear all the bigoted ass shit they say when in private.

[@pingapete666]

im guessing he buys some sort of admin package, probs why the 'host' was being so nice to him

[@cremesent]

One of the funniest yet most subtle aspects to this is that the 7ft tall buff dude in the hoodie is the ONLY one too shy to use his mic.

[@HypeLozerInc]

I think he's their Mute Or just doesn't really care lol

[@stanjones2492]

It might just be a model they keep to pretend like they have a boyfriend

[@computerkillthisman2917]

He’s like one of those cardboard cutouts at an airport

[@bigmate4721]

Christ...

[@chsi5420]

@@stanjones2492 that's probably it.

[@iNoToRiOuS]

You cannot survive the Second Life streets

[@JosephVoda]

yo

[@Stak0]

*breathes* YOU’RE RACIST

[@ThatGuy56326]

Upload a video

[@j.stretcher]

oh damn i forgot about you lmao

[@girlwithattitude3835]

He couldn't and he most definitely couldn't survive the streets in real life

[@tastefulsimpleton7325]

Saying “hello” and “don’t cuss” set back race relations 400 years

[@spethmanjones2997]

Also, “get out of my house”

[@Cookieofdoom]

Pretty much nothing of value was lost if this is the things we were fighting for.

[@user-wk4np7fh2v]

The side of black Americans the MEDIA doesn't want YOU to SEE!

[@tinyhat8825]

these people exist to take your tax money, oh ya they vote too...

[@mokarokas-1727]

@Tiny Hat Bit racist, ain't ya?

[@foehammer5047]

I love how they RP as crazy looking hyper proportioned people but then give themselves jobs like "customer service rep".

[@crypto1upteam750]

lifegoals

[@DeFausti]

Giant ass and titties barely covered but it's "sexual harassment" when you say nice bazonkers

[@gzuskreist1021]

well they definitely dont have jobs in real life, unless welfare recipient is now a career

[@baddie1shoe]

☠️

[@DeFausti]

@@baddie1shoe I'm dead too, please revive me

[@MHIKl]

"You have no life" The projection is heavy here.

[@austinfaust3374]

@@drivic_ They probably just imagine that everyone else is as terrible as they are. Who plays second like regularly and isnt on unemployment?

[@twisted.mentat757]

24:17 spraying daniel down with the projection firehose

[@davidhange9187]

Her saying is such an irony my brain sides switched.

[@jj1126usmc]

“I’m from Europe” Oof all those racist things they were saying….

[@Paul2nis]

@@drivic_ in my opinion that was a strategy. The projection was so obvious that it was actually a bait to invite Daniel to answer on that same tone and be openly aggressive instead of his usual passive self.

[@Cogstok]

everyone gangsta till a man walks in ur house asking "Hello? Can you hear me?"

[@memelotti]

Hello? Would you like a free taco?

[@bastianzafhran8245]

coggi 🤩🤩

[@awbobsagetable]

Esteban winsmore

[@ZhuDaoLong]

Calm down okay?

[@NumberedBySeven]

@@awbobsagetable Never forget

[@dropz285]

"This guy has no life." -Person playing second life.

[@MrTerror923]

"you were in their house for 5 hours..." so were they...

[@robertroughley1923]

Yeah... They have two

[@detectivebloor4011]

They could have left and done anything else for an hour, Daniel would have found a new target XD

[@mythesto]

“this guy with no life spent 5 hours harassing us” -person who has spent 2000 hours on the game

[@purplelizard0102]

oh she was getting so much first life she made a second so now she has two lives you know?

[@kgoon4689]

Pulling the black card when pressed is crazy

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

Shiiiet who my daddy is

[@smellypatel5272]

It's the usual strategy they use

[@Left4Coochie]

@@drinkinouttacups2665 shiieeeet homie

[@josephymenchu]

Blacktividies 😊

[@___H3475]

‮ zzzuugggin zuw eW

[@GridSludge]

I love how the moment an SL player is even mildly irritated, they pull every variation of the 300 confirmed kills copypasta out on you.

[@iwong3357]

I mean what else can they do, shoot gunfire and balloon effects at your player model? xD

[@bc7282]

I fcking love watching them seethe. Daniels right, SL is easy for content. They set themselves up and don't realise he's feeding off their bitter lemons

[@thatcityboy73]

I fucking wrote that copypasta in 2006 in a KZbin comment. you don't have to believe me, but it's the truth

[@lee8287]

It has the same effect of someone saying “I’m going to shoot you” while playing Mario Party.

[@9bang88]

@@thatcityboy73 no, I don’t

[@samuelmcl.9474]

“You wont survive the streets” Ah, SL players. Famously known for their knowledge of “The Streetz”

[@caseydopp318]

Im FrOm ChIcAgO

[@sci_pain3409]

@@caseydopp318 why tf would you be proud about being from chicago

[@dudeman7738]

@@sci_pain3409 Bro SL Chicago don't play they give your ass a wedgie and swirly on sight prob even make your game crash make your SL wife cry.

[@jsXanatos]

@@sci_pain3409 they usually live in a nice suburb, yet claim they live in the heart of the city, it's kinda priceless honestly

[@CoolioMaister]

*Das rite!*

[@DuncansWildEscapes]

"I'll do voodoo on you" "I said no cursing" LOL

[@pyrotechnick420]

That's comedy gold

[@natel_9945]

It was perfect haha!

[@pyrotechnick420]

17:14 timestamp for everyone

[@RoscoBC]

LOL

[@StocktonBomb]

I didn't even catch that, LMFAO.

[@kojikashiin319]

Daniel slowly floating toward them while doing unsanitary things on the countertop was truly unholy I love it

[@Zero-te9rw]

"maybe take care of the kids" "WHOOAA" struck a nerve

[@Guymanbot97]

Like you can tell she knew he was right but didn't want to let him win.

[@JTKatz07]

Responsibility is her kryptonite

[@something7986]

Sheeeeeeeessssshhhh

[@brentschellekens4151]

>get pregnant at a young age >fail at life >play "second life" >all your problems? Gone Life according to these... "fine people"

[@yewtewbstew547]

@@brentschellekens4151 Sooner or later Second Life is gonna have to create a game within the game called Third Life so that people can escape their dysfunctional second lives.

[@brianbristofer-woods6788]

20:55 "you literally wasted 5 hours of your life" LMFAOOOOOOO He was there for 5 hours this man is sheer fucking will and determination i love it

[@vaporwave2359]

Him: spends a few hours on a computer and has fun Them: spend there entire day on it devoting there life to the game and even stating "it's there job"

[@brianbristofer-woods6788]

@@vaporwave2359 must be nice to not have a job or responsibilitys

[@r00kiet80]

I would've watched the whole 5hours easily

[@elmerjfapp5730]

the real shocker is if you consider the fact these ladies where on second life in a living room doing nothing but playing online dressup for 5 hours and having a aneurism about a random guy wanting a house tour

[@perfyyy7262]

@@elmerjfapp5730 bro imagine how musty their room fucking smells.

[@oves88]

I can't imagine how tough Daniel is, literally pokerfacing through hours of swearing and insulting, only chuckling once doing sexual act slow levitation towards those people

[@Voondubah]

The levitation scene had me howling xD

[@22piotruk]

Those insults are to Daniel what the squeals of dying prey are to a predator. They amount to nothing, and he gets the kill

[@bigmeatswangin5837]

He is a stone faced juggernaut

[@bc7282]

No no no. He's loving it I promise you, he's feeding off their emotions like a psychological predator. I know this

[@Skooz]

its really hard to get mad at at these clowns lol

[@duplicarus]

“Girl let me be, I’m trying to sell a house” That had me dying

[@ubu6420]

lmaooo

[@videobruj]

"you wanna come to Chicago?" "Hell no." Gets me every time

[@ricardolarios2518]

The most emotion I've heard in his voice

[@alsh5119]

The only reason that people still exist in chicago is because people were born there

[@BadassName17]

Who the hell would?

[@wizzledumb]

​@ISleptWithUrMom lol like the 4mil people that live here and 30 mil that Vaca here. Stop watching fox breh

[@user-cp9id1mj8b]

I read that in 2021 Chicago had like 696 homicides. That's almost 2 a day. Goddamn.

[@worldisending]

Daniels problem was not increasing his Hip size to the point of looking like a space shuttle, could have camoflauged in

[@maxluong2]

They aerodynamic wdym bro

[@SomethingCool51]

@@maxluong2 more like buoyant

[@certifiedapeist4651]

Holy shit I love your animations dude!

[@worldisending]

@@certifiedapeist4651 What a kind thing to say!

[@semvhu1494]

Hey bro I worked on the Shuttle program it was nowhere near that thicc.

[@Rerolfer]

They were actually genuinely startled when Daniel said he was from Europe

[@ronnie9379]

It was at that moment That their whole narrative fell apart

[@propeller___]

23:15 for those curious lol

[@mdl9224]

@Mike It must have been the gastric bypass

[@CoolioMaister]

@@ronnie9379 I don't think they cared/acknowledged that much. The tiresome mantras kept going even after that fact.

[@ant9347]

He has that health care 😎

[@TheMichaelChandler]

"Maybe take care of the kids" I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

[@violetvictoria7248]

Your humour is um.. bad. Damn just say you want him cause you sound like you just gon laugh at anything.

[@TheMichaelChandler]

@@violetvictoria7248 No see, it's a funny commentary on the state of American culture. Women are wasting their time on SL and giving Daniel life lessons instead of actively caring for their crying children. It's funny.

[@seraphcreed840]

​@@violetvictoria7248this comment made the other guys comment 10,000% funnier. I laughed at you for 5 minutes straight. 😂 Imma assume this was satire on your paet but dang that was the funniest reply i read all day.

[@Quandarius-ug8wf]

@@violetvictoria7248You’ve replied like 9 times on this video. Are you one of the empowering women in the video?

[@Quandarius-ug8wf]

@@seraphcreed840It’s not satire.

[@armchairmaster]

Daniel going straight from "Can you give me a house tour?" to "Give me a house tour now." fucking killed me.

[@Zzyxzaa]

To "this is my house".

[@catpriest]

Psychopath lol

[@BadassName17]

Love it when he starts demanding from people.

[@e_same]

1:56

[@matthewanthony4606]

😢😮😅😊

[@mildmoth]

Daniel should consider being an FBI interrogator with his ability to draw out the absolute worst in psychotic people.

[@shaynehughes6645]

"What kind of murder is that?"

[@kevinsheiss]

@@shaynehughes6645 lol made me laugh

[@123apacino]

Imagine walking into an interrogation room with a killer sitting there and asking him "hey wait can you hear me?"

[@jobelplayedminecraft3700]

@@123apacino "Hey settle down alright?"

[@thecrusader1673]

I don't think he would be good enough for grooming young impressional children

[@ShadyDavev3]

Girl 1: "I'm literally being harassed right now" Girl 2: "And I cant hear him" Daniel: "Hello. can you hear me?" Lmfaooo

[@rro660]

The victim complex is SO STRONG! No wonder Daniel couldnt resist trolling them further.

[@dislikebutton4961]

She’s just a terrible person overall. She would say the same thing if he was black like in the beginning of the video

[@lukeanatr]

"I will become your neighbour." maybe the most terrifying thing you've ever said.

[@ksthebest]

Been watching you for quite a while now.

[@BallJuiceOfZeus]

Ok?

[@wakkjobbwizard]

We’ve got a job to do

[@bc7282]

I could never get mad at Daniel. "Welcome neighbor! Come in and fck on my kitchen counter"

[@psychotropicstate]

I will become back my money

[@HAlariousInc]

“Maybe take care of the kids” Literally the most savage thing I’ve heard Daniel say on SL

[@Keygentlemen]

The fact that it clearly struck a nerve is just priceless.

[@utrak]

that was the most important and relevant thing said in this entire video

[@burger00]

When in the video he said that?

[@KoalaPJ]

@@burger00 18:06

[@samuel99782]

Yer ouch. That is daniels worst come back ever, normally he just sits there not saying much and the victims just wind themselves up

[@-Azure.EXE-]

9:11 The imagery of a random woman with hyperexaggerated hour glass proportions saying she is about to ruin your day in a game built to run at 144p 15 fps as she holds a prerendered Barrett 50 cal. sniper is the thing I least expected laugh at today.

[@Dingbobber]

Laughing my ass off

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

I lost it at "Hyperexaggerated hour glass proportions" lmaooo

[@namshimaru]

nine eleven

[@pasachy1088]

Ah yes the game where everybody character is either outrageously muscled or too thic to fit through the door.

[@gmodiscool14]

me and my friend were running around as monstrous avatars, they were really gross looking gremlin things LOL anyways, some furry invited us to her house, and tried to rape us. that was an experience.

[@N0._.B00f]

My exact thought

[@staticx1324]

And they have "life".

[@papahairy5315]

@@gmodiscool14 ah yes, the average furry in it's natural habitat.

[@csadams404]

I like em thicc but the legs on those avatars were comically sized compared to the upper body

[@BetaKrogoth]

From 'Hello' to 'White people are a deformity' in five hours, Daniel really knows how to strike up the most chilling conversations

[@Thorvald9666]

Damn enslaved by a people with a deformity, lowkey embarassing

[@bearcat7666]

its not racist if a monkey says it duh

[@austiniscoolduh]

black people are the most racist people in the country.

[@goosyloose4115]

Technically speaking. Blue eyes are a genetic mutation.. But that's a way out of left field lol.

[@lilylakoi]

They're right it is actually scientifically an evolutionary deformity/mutation. But they just bring this up out of nowhere and it's unrelated to anything happening here. It's like they have the fact prepared to insult a white person that's being racist against black people, but Daniel wasn't doing that so it's like they go on a hateful rant about how much white people suck for no reason lol. True fact but it's being used to fight ghosts, basically.

[@DurrHurrHurf]

The baby crying in the background at 18:22 while they're threatening to kill Daniel over imaginary trespassing really tells you all you need to know about these people

[@JTKatz07]

That kid is growing up to be become a highly functional member of society guaranteed

[@jonasalmstrom4986]

@@chriseffpunkt4333 You're giving that child a high life expectancy

[@RutakoVon]

Jogger moment

[@Hoodinator17]

unintelligent food stamp members

[@mastershadowreaper]

you can hear what kind of people they are by their voice. they ain't Asian lmao I'll tell you that much

[@crowned3100]

Love how when he says "No cursing in my house" they try to rebel by saying "bitch" over and over but its actually like acknowledging that its his house and they need to rebel against it.

[@mnemosftb]

Her: "You're a whole fucking clown." Dan: "An entire clown?"

[@LutherFlannery]

This is the comment

[@HullsColby]

This is the commen

[@djabroni_brochacho4644]

“What kind of English is that?”

[@dannardozza7344]

That got me too

[@Person22333]

Lol.

[@joetheseventeenth]

i love that everyone who daniel interacts with always end with a monologue that is directed at him but is entirely about themselves. the projection is real LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@estrellaanne1589]

There’s probably correlation between involvement in the virtual world and projection.

[@vodkaboy]

@@estrellaanne1589 the contrast between worlds created to dream, encourage escapism, and worlds created to emulate reality, making possible to virtually possess things you can only dream of irl. actually sad really. comparing Minecraft with Second Life makes this very obvious.

[@janbuzzalpha]

Facts man hahaha

[@xk_monster]

Virtual Shakespeare

[@saitodosan9377]

The only person I felt a little bad for was Eeyore just trying to keep the peace and actually trying to be nice about it lmao. She didn't even engage in the shit talk the other "landlords" were saying about him "behind his back" or whatever.

[@Sliphantom]

I like how this video escalates from a guy walking into someone's house uninvited to "GOD IS BLACK" in 25 minutes.

[@scratchguns]

it started at 100 and just kept fucking going

[@Michael-cb3uw]

i like how you literally spoiled it for me 11 seconds in and I will forget it in 24 minutes

[@tysparks598]

@@Michael-cb3uw why did you read this before watching? What do you think ppl talk about in these? That's like watching a special features piece before watching the movie.

[@girlwithattitude3835]

Actually that's only from what you saw, we had to deal with him for about 7 hours but y'all only see 30 minutes off it and think you know everything. All that was at the end but you wouldn't know that because you weren't there yet you feel you have the right to comment on it.

[@xXAdripeZXx]

THE LEGEND???

[@Dr-dikhead]

Daniel took a solid 10 years off these peoples lives.

[@ISnip3rJoeI]

The "customer service representative" smoking a blunt and complaining about not being able to clock out yet in an online video game. I can't handle this.

[@JanathanTran]

Well what's funny about that is that it can be considered an actual job because people spend real ass money in that game. Like you can buy a 200,000 dollar house full price in this game, and people do. You can be a literal real estate agent in this game and get real fucking money. It's insane. Same with cars and other things you could get irl.

[@mony3lovely249]

first of all I wasn't smoking that was my friend and the girl who lives there is my friend to be honest I couldn't clock out cause your "fan fave" was harassing her non stop stalking her know the full story before you talk

[@LardAss420]

@@JanathanTran what is ass-money?

[@KrikZ32]

@@mony3lovely249 😂

[@Ne1170]

@@mony3lovely249 Look after your kids instead of trying to look like something you aint in a shitty video game. You absolute WEIRDO'S

[@waifoof1875]

Should have said "Sorry, I was AFK" after they finished their massive rant

[@SevKast_7]

Lfmao that would have been hilarious

[@ctrouble2309]

or "Worldstar"

[@Notpoop906]

@@ctrouble2309 no. why? just no

[@Ryomichi]

"what?"

[@davidoque]

Or “can you hear me?”

[@undead_inside8634]

"You were a slave owner in a past life" is a hilarious grasp at straws.

[@trinoply]

he should have said something like "no I'm irish"

[@bigmate4721]

Most white Americans are not even descended from slave owners, very few people owned slaves (including some free black men).

[@221Prohunter]

@@trinoply They’re the type of people who don’t know anything about history other than what “benefits” them to know. Highly doubt they’d know about the Irish lol

[@bc7282]

Sad state of affairs when it's normalised for people to be this delusional. But good content for big D

[@brbimatthemoon3873]

Wait until they find out slavery didn't end in Africa until ww1.

[@CarpGamer69]

girls: "you literally wasted 5 hours of your time" Daniel: "my time?" *smiles*

[@TunaMelt98]

"You wanna come to Chicago??" "Hell no." lmfao

[@astronautdolphindetective6908]

chicago is a democrat ran shit hole lol

[@CaptainRiftPants]

Chicago is hell on earth

[@ohthethings]

@@CaptainRiftPantsOh shoot fr? You live there?

[@Kevin-pd5xh]

@@astronautdolphindetective6908 yeah i live there

[@bobsnob3073]

@@ohthethings I'm sure there's nice parts man, but you aren't going to convince anyone the #1 murder capital of the US is a nice place to live.

[@ryanmair2373]

I find it so bizarre how hard people act in SL despite the only weapon at their disposal being a push-to-talk button.

[@OrgusDin]

YOU WANNA GO? WE CAN GO RIGHT NOW. TRY ME. THINK I WON'T? WON'T WHAT? DON'T KNOW!

[@MegaRXB]

One of them pulled out a 50. Cal. Is it literally not useable?

[@W4RY3NTRY]

@@MegaRXB weapons do nothing. That is correct lmao

[@stevejohnson6593]

the dedication to roleplay is amazing though. Too bad it makes for easy targets lmao

[@kavasir7042]

@@MegaRXB i used to sl (i just liked the sandbox building aspect and with a couple of friends we would make themed spaces), you can get stuff which crashes sims and launch people to the point where they had to relog. Sitting used to prevent it though.

[@cupocoffee9369]

I've never heard Daniel say "you gotta calm down" with aggression in his voice before and I fucking lost it

[@DuwoGamesHD]

@prxme at around 30-40 seconds into the video

[@Josh-hh2cu]

0:36

[@Highwizardd]

the girl who started screaming racism must have never experienced it beyond what she read on social media. they were saying ableist slurs, racist slurs, and threatening to ddos like the average 15 year old. sure, its probably annoying to have some random guy interrupting while your chilling with friends but they were being way more toxic than the troll himself.

[@justincider8892]

That's the basic leftist mindset... Claiming to be empathetic and anti-racist while constantly saying evil and racist things.

[@zetterburger]

The irony is that she lives in Chicago in an all black neighborhood

[@gzuskreist1021]

@@zetterburger hence the reason it is filled with violence and crime

[@stevo5943]

Welcome to the current age, looking for problems everywhere and if they can't find any they make em up. I blame the internet and hollywood.

[@bluemagician9724]

And they're still more tolerable than your average Redditor.

[@aprily68]

The projection is so real, their really just talking about themselves at the end of the video😅

[@QueenAlexia88]

W O -Ke

[@Budderluvr]

Mad facts

[@ZerohFault]

she really said ppp and unemployment. never even heard of ppp until that shit

[@imcrux6583]

@@ZerohFault fax i thought ppp was for poor people or some shit but i suppose when you live off it or need it, you know what it is. P.S. i still dont know wtf it is and dont care

[@Doobie-nj1nl]

@Good Goy das riiiight

[@atombomb-wz5pe]

30 minutes of daniel, this is a special day indeed.

[@mk1rabbithole]

settle down okay

[@ICrazySkills]

Okay

[@Day100]

Got your incense lit near the shrine chanting "Sorry?" "Hello?"?

[@yung_sirloin]

I coomed

[@terribleauthority]

@@Day100 Settle down, okay?

[@Orangejulius8]

Daniel touching himself and contorting while they dance may be the hardest I've laughed in a while. You could tell they were even cracking up.

[@_Chill_Out_]

What timestamp was this? 🤣😂

[@_Chill_Out_]

19:45 - 20:35

[@thepjup4507]

same brother. same. havent deep wheezed till tears came out laughed like that in years.

[@splifforddoobois3170]

"Whys is hees gettin' closer?"...*chuckles

[@Montey16]

Bro I died 😂

[@TR-if1ok]

“Maybe take care of the kids?” I like to think that that was actually a legitimate concern that Daniel had

[@Woodside235]

With how irritated he sounded, I'm pretty sure he broke character. He never has any emotion in his voice otherwise.

[@kuchtwotimes]

@@Woodside235 I agree, it sounded like he genuinely snapped back at her lmao

[@PinkManGuy]

@@Woodside235 I can't blame him. Trolling kids is one thing. It might be immature, but c'mon. It's funny. Neglecting kids on the other hand is never funny.

[@manictiger]

They're not kids. They're paychecks, according to these imbeciles.

[@marquisoflabyrinths]

"You have no fucking life" *plays second life*

[@MasoTrumoi]

Yeah, that's 2 WHOLE LIVES, my dude.

[@markholt8247]

I was looking for this comment specifically.

[@Jojo-uc9or]

It's not a game. It's second life

[@caseydopp318]

I c u

[@computerkillthisman2917]

@@caseydopp318 spell icup

[@Br0leg]

SL players are a special kind of breed, you will never see them anywhere else.

[@jaegermonster9549]

Man I wish this were true. This type of crazy should be kept in a pen.

[@donjon5442]

It’s like a modern day freak show.

[@TheRealSamPreece]

@@jaegermonster9549 Society is kept in a pen ;)

[@Croucher72649]

Yeah cause they too fat to move

[@Schwarze_Nachtigall]

they are kings and queens

[@PandaTamer97]

something tells me they were troublesome neighbors

[@jorymo4964]

I love how these Second Life players will pull out a gun as if it isn't just a prop

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

Dude they’ll literally threaten you with magic powers. They forget that not everyone takes it as seriously as they do. It’s so absurd.

[@lukeo95]

Wait u can’t actually shoot anyone ? Lmao

[@bubbadoo10]

@@lukeo95 You can but it does absolutely nothing. In the video they do eventually shoot him after threatening for awhile and he just stands there as they go "Shit well it's not doing anything" like they were expecting him to actually like RP and react to being shot? Lol

[@seriouslycoolful]

And the 50 cal anti materiel rifle 🤣

[@WavveBoi]

@@bubbadoo10 these people are absolutely gone

[@Colcyon]

I'm always amazed at how many times players have told Daniel to get a life when they're all playing Second Life, who've bought houses and treat players walking into their homes like a real federal offense. Their self-awareness is non-existent.

[@foxtrotrx]

its projection all the way down, always was.

[@TDMFAN]

@@JoshQuake it's her job apparently, lol.

[@captaincancer1736]

That end rant was literally her listing out all her insecurities out for all to see. It was amazing

[@kanna-san.]

The children in the background crying 😢

[@ststudios12345]

@@JoshQuake While her kids scream in the background lmao

[@FrankDracula_]

“Feel free to look around and see where you wanna rent” lol she had no idea

[@Swaggerlin]

The one for the dollar?

[@FrankDracula_]

@@Swaggerlin shut up

[@whereammy]

@Good Goy epic antisemitism funny

[@bloodyidit4506]

@@whereammy They were being racist as fuck in the video, epic racism, huh? Tit for tat, boi.

[@imapleb4956]

@@whereammy Wheres the antisemitism?

[@rosekennedy]

daniel slowly drifting across the room towards them, pixel by pixel, is always on the back of my mind.

[@torvasdh]

That ending rant was the longest dump of insecurities I've ever seen lmao

[@XurGaa]

Enough copium to kill a horse

[@acetown2263]

I learned It's racist to troll people who aren't white xD

[@pinkguywholikesanime1104]

26:27 I lost track of what she was saying

[@MasterAce501]

@@pinkguywholikesanime1104 I got you: 24:20 “the only reason you’re on this fucking game is because that gives you the s’fred of mother fucking ounce of every fucking glimitz that you have some type of socialization because you have some type of social disorder” why does she think she’s having an intellectual argument here.

[@joielain7839]

twitter be like

[@coolguy2418]

Imagine being anything you want in your second life and choosing to be a Customer Service Rep

[@BlackMasterRoshi]

it's probably a step up from where they're coming from

[@michael3556]

Gotta stick with what you know, I guess.

[@psychotropicstate]

I like your profile picture

[@RAWRImTRex]

😂😂😂

[@gubzs]

"I love my life so much that I decided I wanted a second one. In my second life, I am also a paper salesman, and I am also named Dwight. Except, I can fly."

[@spethmanjones2997]

“Bitch I’ll slap you!” “You would be slapping me in my own house.” Daniel’s delivery is an international treasure

[@buriedpet]

“You have no f***ing life” - second life player who spends real money renting a virtual house to hang out in instead of having a life

[@danaolsongaming]

"This dude has no life" - As you play a game called "Second Life"

[@Simply-Dazzling]

I thought the same thing.

[@runertje550]

Bruh, I commented this before you, and you got all the likes, how does that work

[@XENOMORPH343]

I also liked her tangent about how he can’t get under her skin, when she’s raging the whole fuckin video lol

[@Airtayjay]

"My life is so great that I literally wanted a second one." - Dwight Schrute

[@ocinprofession]

Hey they have two!

[@ConnorO778877]

"Is he f***** on the counter?" "Why is he getting closer to us?" I was crying

[@jimmyhopkins1]

@AppIicationof SeIf god damn that would have been perfect holy shit ahhaahha

[@cby6872]

Its that you can hear him laughing too which got me so bad hahaha

[@nighTmareCSGO]

I actually had tears coming at that part oh my god The fact that it was one of the first times Daniel has ever cracked in an official KZbin video aswell made it even better

[@Enruler]

Bro I was in tears at that part.

[@EmuSnacks]

@AppIicationof SeIf I was hoping he'd just say, "Hey can you not curse?" after her whole monologue lmao

[@cd0m613]

love that 7'5 "boyfriend" who never speaks a single word

[@undergroundvideos1732]

He can't afford microphone

[@chrisdee5032]

@@undergroundvideos1732 🤣🤣🤣

[@SuperSreggin]

He secretly white but doesn't want them to know obviously lmfao.

[@gfum115]

that’s just her alt account 😂

[@mohd.hammad6459]

Chad

[@rampantfantasy1181]

i really want a directors cut of the whole 5 hours of this madness. i want to see everything daniel put these freaks through 😂

[@violetvictoria7248]

Boy.. your are weirrrrrrrrd. Like, oh my god what did youtube recommend me, you some type of loser bro. Like what the fxck are you on about. Brooooo😂

[@plot6520]

Same

[@nathanjames4242]

I wish that after that long speech she gave at the end you would have said, “Sorry, I was AFK. What were you saying?”

[@i_like_naps9126]

I was thinking he would say that lol

[@Shapeshifters07]

I was hoping for the classic "Settle down, ok?"

[@kalex4352]

I was expecting “Alright”

[@ondorusdorus9426]

“can you repeat that in english?”

[@aeidios6723]

"wait you said I can go in your house and it won't bother you?" then he walks back in

[@ZakTheGuy]

I love how the gigantic muscle man only types in game chat; he's probably some little 13 year old

[@5mm]

I was the giant muscle man when I was 13, this is def true.

[@refrigeratorclub4212]

AlwYs true 😹

[@deadgowr8958]

Yeah, but on Second Life?

[@ouch892]

​@deadgowr8958 I was playing as an animal when I was 13 in second life

[@richieg5595]

Racists smh they don't even know the struggles of having a white avatar in Second Life.

[@backflippotato9469]

If you are white and not wearing a biker vest in SL you are on the kill list

[@glizzzerd]

Lol!!!

[@Unknown-vr2gu]

that eeyore/snow girl has the most swedish sounding accent ever lol

[@silfex3622]

As a swede it would baffle me if she wasnt swedish

[@JT-hk9ur]

>"you wasted 5 hours of your day to troll and fail at trolling" >goes on a 5 minute rant over someone saying "hello. Can anyone here me?" >mission accomplished

[@shaynehughes6645]

>"it didn't even work" >didn't it?

[@enduser8410]

I love how Daniel broke their entire argument by saying he wasn't American and saying they were nuts lmao

[@Realgaps]

The funniest part about is that if anything that strengthens their argument, but they are too ignorant and stupid to know it.

[@TheHaloring7]

By the end you could really see their true colors coming out, it's actually pretty amazing

[@saitodosan9377]

I also like how they were in denial and kept trying to tell him he isn't actually European at first lol.

[@goncalodomingos1286]

@@saitodosan9377 Even him being from europe they're acting like european countries weren't colonizers + slave owners like ??😭😭😭

[@saitodosan9377]

​@@goncalodomingos1286 Well actually many people from Europe weren't colonizers. Slavery was banned pretty well earlier in Europe than in America...so at least there's that lol. Also if you say something like "European kingdoms ruled over the colonies" then I'd just say you're severely overestimating how much power the monarchies had over the inependant companies and stuff

[@loriscolles6502]

She was about to shoot you through the computer! You’re lucky she was so reasonable, that could’ve gone really bad

[@saturatedcranium]

s-scary 😳 shiver me t-timbers

[@KrikZ32]

yeah she knows voodoo, these girls are tough

[@jamestherockwilson3931]

Psychopaths!!

[@Sergei_kv82]

@@KrikZ32 As if they understand that thoughts don't have effects outside their head.

[@MIRACLECHEEZ]

be careful, she knows about the streets

[@bigmanrobert3610]

they should probably change the batteries in their smoke alarms

[@sam3ee]

Imagine having a game where you could become anything you want and you choose to be a secretary

[@er1c_b]

Reminds me of Dwight. There's even an assistant to the manager there.

[@Knapperoni]

@@er1c_b He can fly tho

[@er1c_b]

@@Knapperoni true! Hahahahahah

[@sadbanana5896]

With a figure of a hammer drill.

[@Propain4eva]

@@sadbanana5896 I’m in tears man 😭

[@dardanik]

I love when SL players pulls out a weapon that doesn't do anything and seriously threaten you with it.

[@BoBz013]

that gun she pulled out fucking SENT me 😂😂😂

[@quitzxy]

actually I think some of them are crashers, objects that spawn so many particles/meshes that it crashes your game

[@dardanik]

That would explain the balloon attack. That doesn't explain the laser and the gun.

[@quitzxy]

@@dardanik yea the lasers are probably just weird props, they probably thought they were crashers tho since they got pissed after nothing happened loool

[@kadesjunkdrawer2233]

@@quitzxy I think they didn’t work because Daniel may have turned particles off

[@theyordle27]

It's amazing how all Daniel has to do is say a few words and almost on command, these people create content for him.

[@StephenSchaal]

Ok ..

[@brian3634]

As soon as Daniel hits you with the “Can you hear me?” you know it’s all over.

[@jasoncarswell7458]

That cow was loudly bitching about something stupid before Daniels even got to the door. Our boy knows how to pick 'em.

[@nationofpigs485]

@@StephenSchaal Settle down, ok

[@Name-sv8bo]

The land of promise where every woman is a 5' tall barbie doll and every dude is an 8' tall silent giant

[@ronnie9379]

Daniel wasn't pretending to RP which made them aware that their world isn't real and they felt invalidated in their desires or insecure, then the trap is set. Daniels makes people angry by being neutral it's amazing

[@shinobi-no-bueno]

Imagine wanting to pretend to be a CSR 😢

[@daquan6213]

@Socucius Ergalla Everything they do is pretending, they try to live their dream in a game wich is sad because they don't even try in real life

[@AB-ub9nd]

He was messing with their doll house is the real life equivalent

[@ronniebrown5769]

hey, Ronnie, it’s me, Ronnie

[@Kaimas7]

Notice the exaggerated hourglass female models. Lmao

[@TheRevScare]

"You have no life." "Au contraire, I have two of them."

[@jaredcress4328]

i am absolutely in love with the fact that these people's rage comes purely from their knowledge of the fact that they are unable to actually do anything to him. i heard one lady threatening him with voodoo?? this is like thousand karat comedic blood diamonds.

[@gottakeepemseparated]

The funniest part is that they can derender and literally never see or hear the person again, but these people get so connected to their houses and family BS that's not enough for them, they want the person physically removed. Even though they haven't got actual security which would do it for them, for some reason?

[@justiceartorius6457]

I love how the general management of this virtual town is standing in the middle of the street of said town screaming at some man that's he's so pathetic and lonely for playing this game. Just gotta imagine one of their "renters" are just looking through the window listening, All heartbroken.

[@beau9334]

Imagine waking up to your sleep paralysis demon with him saying “Hello? Can you hear me?”

[@lunarsummer254]

Start to panic* "Settle down ok?"

[@BimmerWon]

You thinking: “Get out of my house!” Daniel: “This is my house now. Ok?”

[@thetictacking9626]

"I've been watching you for quite a while now"

[@nervesinapattern7261]

Please role play appropriately ok?

[@Floedekage]

Finding a dead animal beside you: "It's a $40 mouse?"

[@DCGMatthew1]

Some of the people in Second Life are sad. They're acting like you're in their real house and some dude is trying to act tough and seem menacing... With that skin on... In Second Life. I hope these people aren't being serious.

[@normal1491]

Bro I never even heard of this game before but I can tell these people are such losers in real life

[@VoodooPuppies]

They are being 100% serious

[@Qabra-]

I usually think is OK to take roleplay seriously, especially in a game made for that exact purpose. But those guys were really really cringe.

[@Void-uj7jd]

Unfortunatly it's real. This is why leftism is dangerous, they can take fantasies and twist them into false realities and live them out.

[@Ongez]

​@@Qabra- You guys haven't seen shit, I've seen so much stupid stuff in this game its unreal, like, some people really get mad there if you say SL is a game LMAO But I kinda like SL, its so idiotic its fun, epecially when you mod a shit ton of stuff to annoy roleplayers

[@Silveraxed]

I burst out crying when he hit her with the "man, you Americans are crazy"

[@dannydorito2954]

She actually UNIRONICALLY said "we waz kangz"

[@funnyman3030]

You’re somehow more of a loser than them

[@Left4Coochie]

​@@funnyman3030no he's awesome. you a cuck

[@davidsal98]

I was hoping he would hit her with the "Hello, I was just Afk " after the 4 min rant

[@jamiebrown177]

I was waiting for the "again with the swearing".

[@LUGE0]

Bro. The chick would've had a fucking aneurysm lmao

[@CastCS_]

I was ready for "Are you done?/Is that it?" in the innocent tone

[@heneedsomemilk655]

I was hoping for that too.

[@WizardWizard680]

I thought I was the only one that was thinking that

[@YourBestPapa]

poor girl spent about 5 minuets projecting her problems and reasons for playing second life onto Daniel and didn't realize it

[@aaronnordan123]

Dang that’s probably true

[@ItsMcDude]

When she mentioned him using his social security, PPP, and unemployment to buy stuff in this game I was like, "Ohhh, she's talking about herself here."

[@StubenhockerElite]

It was pure poetry

[@papuaguine6822]

27:37 "did you know white people arent supposed to exist?" 27:45 girl does a backflip i swear this is art

[@jobelplayedminecraft3700]

about to flip, quite literally

[@harrydubois6619]

*SMACKS LIPS*

[@fiddlesticks7245]

@@harrydubois6619 SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEET

[@m3rkinfiniteofwgkta]

“It’s not racist.”

[@nol6819]

Basketball americans are to damn funny.

[@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler]

this was best night of their lives, can you imagine what their normal SL nights are like

[@EpIc_NaChO]

"You have no fucking life" *Activley plays and spends money on Second-Life*

[@abrahamdrinkin6550]

Self a-what-ness?

[@IMugMuggers]

humans love projection

[@ShimmySchimeon]

Have you never paid for games or stuff in games with irl money?...i'll wait.

[@mc-kq6yd]

@@ShimmySchimeon second life is degeneracy and if you actively play and spend money on it its just sad

[@ShimmySchimeon]

@@mc-kq6yd Second Life is just like any online open world games, everyone uses it differantely

[@psykomancer4420]

"You're really wasting my evening" "You don't have to be here." The man just straight up gave her good advice.

[@tajaloe5920]

"I heard somebody was harrassing someone over here?" "Look at those Bazonkers" Classic

[@KillaryKlinton]

Everyone tried to hide their laughs, you could hear them

[@QueenBeeMedia]

I feel like this is the most confrontational Daniel's ever been, aside from straight up eating and poisoning people in dayz lmao

[@Elusivearth]

The way you say it sounds like he ate them and than poisoned them in his gut

[@smellypatel5272]

​@@Elusivearthcan you repeat that in English?

[@crankyfox]

DNSL is like a mischevious spirit, they could've avoided all of this had they been a good neighbor and simply given him a house tour...

[@Person22333]

He probably would have trolled them anyway

[@evannemandanas]

@@Person22333 Nope, if they would've been kind to him and all then I bet he'd get bored and leave because that wouldn't make a good content.

[@Person22333]

@@evannemandanas oh wow, maybe they should read his mind and reverse troll by letting him do what he wants. It's like a jedi but the negative inverse.

[@evannemandanas]

@@Person22333 exactly 😂 because I'm sure he's got tons of people ignoring him and may have reverse troll him and they never made it to his content because he probably left and got bored 😂

[@Person22333]

@@evannemandanas you're a genius

[@b.l.o.o.d.m.o.s.e.s.]

Imagine if these women interacted with the Chinese cowboys from Civil CCP Discussions

[@Gannoh]

Unstoppable force vs. an immovable object

[@Nabooru956]

That would be one for the history books. Id imagine hitler will be mentioned at some point during that fight for no particular reason

[@Gannoh]

@@Nabooru956 the real question is who starts yelling racial slurs first

[@Gamer_Dylan_6]

Unpopular opinions. They would become best friends over their mutual hatred of Daniel.