American Samoa gets owned by Australia 0-31. Archie Thompson scores 13 goals in that game and gets left out of the next game.
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@Ainator_3 жыл бұрын
them: at least no one is gonna remember it in 14 years KZbin:
@eripyo65923 жыл бұрын
Lol
@_JohnDoe2 жыл бұрын
KZbin: that knife could use a twist…
@kuteken63122 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@savannagoodness21132 жыл бұрын
were you going to say youtube: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6jKaqKubqtqjNk ? if so, HHAHAHHAHA
@kinginthenaught2 жыл бұрын
it may take 31 years to forget
@khalidsparrow1014 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to the bathroom at 3 nil and coming back to see 16 goals.
@anikahmed14764 жыл бұрын
Lol😅😅
@-bikozuka-9514 жыл бұрын
Hhhahahaha legend
@mit.gurkal43584 жыл бұрын
Pretty long bathroom break i would say... 30 min
@CLA88IFIED4 жыл бұрын
mit.gurkal u never know when u have to take a fat shit for 30 mins 🤷♂️
@fxexpert45414 жыл бұрын
@@mit.gurkal4358 you sounds sucks on party
@Da1KingDuk2 жыл бұрын
*Fun Fact:* The Main Samoa Squad never arrived to the game due to passport issues. So the youth American Samoa team had to fill in and 2 of the players were 15 years old. Some of the players had never played a 90 min game before. So it was unfair from the start. Still a banger of a game tho
@k_venom9082 жыл бұрын
But still tho 31 is too much
@Da1KingDuk2 жыл бұрын
@@k_venom908 faxs
@alexh4792 жыл бұрын
Wow it was so unfair
@fredrikjulsenandersen2 жыл бұрын
They were a part of a youth national team, yet some of them had never played a 90 min match? There is no excuse for that, even when it is a small nation and it happened a long time ago.
@SPZ9092 жыл бұрын
This same team beat Tonga 22-0 two days before this match, so I don’t think the “Samoan main squad” would’ve done much better. I bet they were very happy to have “passport issues”.
@lewdogzombies Жыл бұрын
I love how Archie Thompson scored 13 goals in 1 game and gets dropped for the next match 😂😂
@user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj Жыл бұрын
Tbh probably for bullying the samoan keeper like that. Funny as hell to watch it, but this game would have just been sorry to watch in-person
@crons8557 Жыл бұрын
He didn’t perform enough in this match.
@Brams2777 Жыл бұрын
Should've scored 23!
@troybaxter Жыл бұрын
Didn’t really matter since Australia beat Fiji 2-0 the next match. Not sure when he was put in again, but he definitely played another match since he scored 16 goals for Australia that year. Also, fun fact, he scored roughly half of his national team career goals (28) in that match.
@pantherz91034 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he wasn’t dropped. Maybe rested or the squad was just being rotated. I’m an Aussie and I remember when we used to played these Pacific teams. Mostly we won by huge scores and then we lost the final World Cup play off to teams like Uruguay and Argentina. We only finally beat Uruguay in ‘05 in a penalty shootout to make the World Cup tournament after missing out for 32 years. Playing these terrible teams didn’t help us improve. That’s why we moved to Asian confederation, to play better teams.
@clahrenssgramula43744 жыл бұрын
if you ever feel useless in life just remember Australia had a goal keeper in that game
@Rahul-od7yf4 жыл бұрын
DAMN SON
@treeleaf5824 жыл бұрын
I think I found the goalkeeper upfront for Australia
@utsavmanandharz1564 жыл бұрын
And if you ever feel like a disappointment remember that American Samoa had one
@Jason-vr3mb4 жыл бұрын
i bet even oskar dillon could've scored
@LostTempyst4 жыл бұрын
Utsav Manandharz Not one, but 11
@aviluiz15954 жыл бұрын
When player 2's controller is broken
@pyrotas4 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves much love.
@sclseullie6704 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@savagemccabbage29414 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@AlHak33m4 жыл бұрын
i think it would still not be as easy as this
@obamaprism98764 жыл бұрын
And still kind enough to stay in the game
@panajotihysaj87982 жыл бұрын
San Marino: finally a worthy opponent!!
@zooms78892 жыл бұрын
san marino would crush this team, they just don't get to play them so
@Rahim103.52 жыл бұрын
they lost 10-0 to england now too
@scipioafricanus58712 жыл бұрын
It will be a battle royal for the ages. LETS GOOOOO
@zxz1 Жыл бұрын
San Marino would win by a near similar margin ..
@user-ej3iw8lw3w Жыл бұрын
san marino vs australia would be a more balanced match
@QuantumBraced Жыл бұрын
I didn't even think it was physically possible to score 31 goals in 90 minutes.
@volt4ge965 Жыл бұрын
I played football/soccer when i was younger and we once won 21-0. This was when i was around 12 years old and the games weren't 90, but like 50 or 60 min long
@volt4ge965 Жыл бұрын
@@sweetsunnyvibes you got it 👍🏻. Jokes aside, i say this so there will be no confusion
@kbjovihch87yc8yf Жыл бұрын
@@volt4ge965 since u played American football and football at same time , wonder if the 21 goals were all penalties 😂
@centurymemes1208 Жыл бұрын
wtf is a soccer?
@volt4ge965 Жыл бұрын
@@kbjovihch87yc8yf football. No pens
@DynestiGTI4 жыл бұрын
I would make a joke but the commentator has said them all.
@jasonlobo23504 жыл бұрын
And here the number 20 scoring the goal 20, not everyday you can say that
@prillist4 жыл бұрын
If I comment your profile picture looks at mine 😥
@DiegoGC-pw8nk4 жыл бұрын
I Know hahaha
@ishworshrestha35594 жыл бұрын
Ol
@xuanbaoXb4 жыл бұрын
I dont even know 😅
@juan31413 жыл бұрын
0:02 the Samoan goalie blocked one good shot and decided he was done for the day 😂
@rapp02202 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@Amossalminen2 жыл бұрын
True
@frosty17672 жыл бұрын
lmaoooooo
@n0nenone2 жыл бұрын
He was actually good the whole time.. even i can do better than this defence
@Insert-thing-here-Fan2 жыл бұрын
Goalie: fuck this, this is australia ffs, i can embarace myself cuz of australia being a fucking master in this federation, i just wish they joined afc (they are now in afc, not in ofc)
@donda_estas13 Жыл бұрын
I dont know whats more impressive, the fact that Australia got 31 goals or the fact that American Samoa managed to keep it 0-0 for 7 minutes
@zooms788910 ай бұрын
it was actually 9 minutes the commentator was wrong
@matoarmy9992 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: its not the keepers' falut its the players. The players played like they died yesterday, no movement, no activation to defend the goal. But on the other side keeper played his last atom off he even got some epic saves too!
@cubest817 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when I saw you said them played like they died yesterday. 😂
@willmcclard206 Жыл бұрын
he was still a terrible keeper tf u mean my boy??
@matoarmy999 Жыл бұрын
@@willmcclard206 he was the best on their team 👍
@Aahmpower Жыл бұрын
@@willmcclard206 I think he means that the keeper was at least trying
@scrpr3961 Жыл бұрын
@@willmcclard206 a keeper needs a defence. they arent elasticgirl so they cant stretch the entire pitch to save goals. from what i saw, the keeper defended what he could, and his defence played like shit. He wasnt prime Casillas but lets keep in mind he plays in samoa, not like he has the best chances to train and become better
@luapslev58265 жыл бұрын
"With no away goal, American Samoa are going to find the next leg rather difficult." You don't say.
@NathanHeaver5 жыл бұрын
yeah if only american Samoa made it 31-1 they would of gone in the 2nd leg confident of turning it around
@carnivorex29845 жыл бұрын
@@NathanHeaver lol if it was against barca itd be possible
@nunoramos20275 жыл бұрын
@@carnivorex2984 If against Barça a comeback was possible But against PSG: Not difficult, a comeback Guaranteed
@vicente71554 жыл бұрын
@@carnivorex2984 Barça fan here, can confirm you're right lol
@caturutomo4434 жыл бұрын
Rather lol
@detsom955 жыл бұрын
Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1 Australia: hold my kangaroo...
@detsom955 жыл бұрын
@@ofc1290 lol gtfo
@detsom955 жыл бұрын
@@ofc1290 you ain't shit.
@lukecooper91425 жыл бұрын
i found it funny lol
@wovortex29935 жыл бұрын
@@ofc1290 um who triggered you
@joanngumeta89375 жыл бұрын
Criptic Blitz he's probably from American Samoa
@BlueAxeRacer Жыл бұрын
That Thompson guy only scored 28 goals in his entire international career... almost half of them were from this match.
@Cromf Жыл бұрын
I love how the sports commentator kept his composure through the entire game
@Mulgokizary_3 жыл бұрын
Difficulty : beginner Length : 30 minutes
@mathematician2373 жыл бұрын
I did that once, Barcelona vs some half star team with 20 minute halves, beginner difficulty, and things like player speed all turned in my favor. Final score? 121-0.
@kennethgustan41313 жыл бұрын
With all the Player sliders up and CPU down
@comradepatrick91672 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3eTZX5sfNubfLs
@trinicoolie2 жыл бұрын
Starting XI: *99 rated team*
@whoareyou37812 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kabru43445 жыл бұрын
I liked the part when Australia scored.
@elnurmammadli20655 жыл бұрын
😂
@DTMiae5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@rafax_yt60635 жыл бұрын
I don't find it, where is it?
@elnurmammadli20655 жыл бұрын
@@rafax_yt6063 2:01😂
@jfayh4 жыл бұрын
Adi Kurbegović no i dont like that part. i like it where australia scores.
@Luna_Azul.7 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the reasons why australia plays in afc (asia) and not ofc (oceania) anymore
@allnamesaretakenb42 жыл бұрын
I often watch football and spout out "even I could do better", fully knowing it doesnt hold water. This time, I literally could do better.
@Purzify3 жыл бұрын
*Interviewer: "who is the best footballer in the world?"* Boy from American Samoa: _"Archie Thompson."_
@lewdogzombies2 жыл бұрын
13 Goals in 1 game. Damn, he should play for Real Madrid
@oodnoop92182 жыл бұрын
Lewis Thomas no are you mad American Samoa is like the worst if not one of the worst teams out there
@user-br6bk9kt9z2 жыл бұрын
@@oodnoop9218 obvious sarcasm was obvious...
@shalion29752 жыл бұрын
@@oodnoop9218 you must be a boring person
@WhyAlwaysMeOfficial2 жыл бұрын
@@oodnoop9218 sftu dude
@fernandorivera96574 жыл бұрын
0:35 13-0 game American Samoa: “come on guys we can still turn this score around!” *ends 31-0* AS: “whoa I guess we were right”
@Ramifen4 жыл бұрын
Fernando Rivera lmaoo
@C4lmaria4 жыл бұрын
If you think the first half wss 0-13, then the second half was 31-0, the joke is whole
@Zathara4 жыл бұрын
You deserve a medal 🎖
@LBAsh4 жыл бұрын
Just waiting for that one person who doesn’t get this joke
@tarfarian48794 жыл бұрын
@@LBAsh i tOtaLLy dOnT gEt iT. wHaT dOeS tHaT mEaN??? iTs nOt eVeN FuNnY?!? Lol xd
@cjay654711 ай бұрын
17 years later and I stumble across this absolutely incredible footage. Best part is the commentary, he gives us some classic one-liners in there. 😎❤️😂
@bkzegyptshin12 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this like 10 years ago not believing the score was actually 31-0 lol
@soothingsounds10932 жыл бұрын
Australia's coach : " Who hasn't scored yet ? Raise your hands" Goalkeeper : " Can i have a go"
@PiousMoltar2 жыл бұрын
The Aussie goalkeeper totally should have been trying to get a goal! It's not as if he had anything to do staying in goal!
@bilyababil55572 жыл бұрын
@@PiousMoltar lmao
@_gk_46332 жыл бұрын
The Goalkeeper was a spectator at that point, just to intimidate them if needed...he wasn't needed but somehow, someway, was just there...
@snapperjessen2 жыл бұрын
i was expecting the coach would like to have a go too :)
@questionableargumentations13642 жыл бұрын
He could have just go home and nobody would even notice
@MarblesAndMore3 жыл бұрын
The Australian keeper probably just went home after 10 goals
@strivingtoo76693 жыл бұрын
Samoa's team only fault was to have a dream to qualify to the world cup.
@verymen1043 жыл бұрын
lol
@rizqibayumantari67693 жыл бұрын
Nope, more like "guys, can I scored too ?"
@ibrahimzulfiquar6683 жыл бұрын
Lol
@milion1233 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@UXB10002 жыл бұрын
American Samoa did eventually manage to fire a shot at the Australian goal through Pati Feagiai in the 86th minute, but that was it.
@standard-carrier-wo-chan Жыл бұрын
If you ever feel like you're too weak to get back up, remember that the American Samoa goalkeeper had to keep playing after the 30th Australian goal. The sheer strength to not just lay down and cry is such a motivation.
@pakhmu4 жыл бұрын
Who is the best striker in the world? Samoan child: *Archie Thompson*
@d3c3p7ak0nz4 жыл бұрын
Well the child isnt lying, Archie Thompson is God in Australia, well him and Tim Cahill
@harrynielsen12823 жыл бұрын
@@d3c3p7ak0nz and Mooy
@siam5803 жыл бұрын
@@d3c3p7ak0nz but you did.
@cheesemccheese57803 жыл бұрын
@@d3c3p7ak0nz They're not really.
@DawkBrawlin3 жыл бұрын
@@d3c3p7ak0nz well he's still lying
@Rankchef-fn7bp3 жыл бұрын
Lewandowski: i Scored 5 Goals Some australian dude: ha Noob
@Darkscenes-jp4ge3 жыл бұрын
but American Samoa is not a country to be proud of defeating they are very weak
@reikosta48613 жыл бұрын
@@Darkscenes-jp4ge I guess they are weak but THAT WEAK??
@Darkscenes-jp4ge3 жыл бұрын
@@reikosta4861 back in the early 2000's australia actually had a good team tho and they also came close to defeating italy in 2006 world cup
@joshuahagen36713 жыл бұрын
@@Darkscenes-jp4ge gives me bloody PTSD anytime someone brings that game up....guaranteed the worst penalty I’ll ever see in my life time
@Darkscenes-jp4ge3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuahagen3671 ok but would Australia have won the world cup if they had beaten italy in that game? absolutely not Most likely they would've gotten eliminated by Germany in the semi's
@tictac239 Жыл бұрын
To be fair a comeback looked on the cards for Samoa but when australia scored their 23rd it really killed off the tie....back to you jeff!
@spekulatywny_2826 Жыл бұрын
The most impressing thing in this video is Samoan goalkeeper save from the beginning.
@bradyw1555 жыл бұрын
"They must have realized now that their 22-0 win vs Tonga was no fluke." LMAO
@weirddude9285 жыл бұрын
TheFlyingPenguin 1:18
@SANChEZG1415 жыл бұрын
Thats pretty funny 😂 sorry i try to make no fun of teams but that commentator is hilarious
@vHollow_4 жыл бұрын
TheFlyingPenguin a
@vampireducks16224 жыл бұрын
@@mustycaribousport-fan You played four games, the other teams being Tonga, Fiji, and Samoa. And yes, the goal difference was mad. 66.
@zCeezzy4 жыл бұрын
my dude said TonGa
@IffeOnline2 жыл бұрын
"Even the scorer lost count" "32" I lost it.
@Spyker89212 жыл бұрын
Why?
@champschannel442 жыл бұрын
So did the scoreboard
@scipioafricanus58712 жыл бұрын
@@champschannel44 Scoreboard: 💀
@Greencloud. Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Lord_of_all_based Жыл бұрын
Well I mean that's the answer to life, the universe and everything
@GDNashit2 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this to me is that a guy that scored 13 goals wasn't picked for Australia's next game
@alejandr05_4 жыл бұрын
The good point is the australian goalkeeper didn’t score
@saadk725104 жыл бұрын
I want moth memes back
@alejandr05_4 жыл бұрын
Saad Khan lmaoo
@yes85174 жыл бұрын
@@saadk72510 i dont
@jonas1624 жыл бұрын
the good points were the australian ones, the other team didnt get any
@Mind-Wandering.Nafsi-Fighter4 жыл бұрын
Sad times... When my team starts thrashing other teams , I like to take the penalties. Heck I got a hatrick a couple weeks back. Not bad for a keeper who hasn't scored for the first 10 weeks.
@naomienomy59974 жыл бұрын
Mom: Let your younger brother play FIFA with you too Me:
@izumasenpaii3904 жыл бұрын
Which one are you? AUSTRALIA OR AMERICAN SOMOA
@nickkohlmann4 жыл бұрын
@@izumasenpaii390 That's the question
@triton64904 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nggaknormal4 жыл бұрын
I don't mind though, i'd destroy him every time
@BlasterMan1174 жыл бұрын
@@izumasenpaii390 I think he was Australia...
@Armistice023 Жыл бұрын
Man, that’s brutal. Played on an undefeated team in the late 90s in middle school. Well, at 4-0, coach started asking who wanted to play what. Our fullbacks played forward and I played goalie, anything to let the other team at least get one point. We sandbagged the rest of the game. I think it ended up being 5-1
@B3Band2 жыл бұрын
In the highlights for that Leicester 9-0 win over Southampton, there were two separate moments where the highlights showed two goals in one continuous segment with no edits because they were so close together. I thought THAT was impressive!
@mcalpha33 жыл бұрын
"Number 20 with number 20." Pretty sure that's the only time that has ever and will happen anywhere in the world.
@6961902 жыл бұрын
*cough* handball *cough*
@adamkirsopp4922 жыл бұрын
Idk look up the Sark football team, they played 4 international matches in 2003 and did so bad they stopped and stuck to the channel islands
@JohnSmith-qi6pm2 жыл бұрын
OmG yOu CaN qUoTe
@Petra9992 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-qi6pm don't get mad because you don't get no ass lmao
@Hans59582 жыл бұрын
*_N O T E V E R Y D A Y Y O U C A N S A Y T H A T_*
@johnan33983 жыл бұрын
Imagine a Mexican commentator, he'd be screaming goal the whole time xD
@stowyer22292 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
@hadifelani2 жыл бұрын
Or Indonesian commentator, where he'd be repeatedly yelling "gol" for a whole hour till he can't feel his tongue anymore 🤣
@pokeangel75952 жыл бұрын
Or spanish
@sobaschnique66742 жыл бұрын
Not goal but GOL GOL GOL GOL GOOOOOOOOOOL
@Eumanel122 жыл бұрын
Or Brazilian
@Tigresuanlfelino Жыл бұрын
The legends that can score that many goals it’s spectacular
@analana591f Жыл бұрын
1:48 “Even the scorer lost count” Don't blame them, it’s not easy keeping up with such a… *hectic* game! Btw, this video is a Certified 2000s jewel. 😂❤
@sloth55164 жыл бұрын
*Australia gets the ball* American Samoa's goalkeeper: *Ah shit, here we go again*
@Rukkasucrvg4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@ezyawn31614 жыл бұрын
More like: *Ah shit, here we goal again*
@gamingfreak6194 жыл бұрын
ez yawn more like: ah shit, here they score again.
@alexparker23844 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@FrYiLo--4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahau
@MrBen513093 жыл бұрын
0:51 I love how the camera doesn't follow the ball and stays focused on the goal...they already know what's gonna happen
@expxnd51673 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@gokulkrishna90373 жыл бұрын
Good observation
@evnf3 жыл бұрын
XD
@weedie27993 жыл бұрын
Lool
@oni7413 жыл бұрын
That cameraman was a psychic 😁
@danoso0931 Жыл бұрын
I literally snorted my drink after hearing that "they must have realized that Australia's 22 - nil victory over Tonga was no fluke" line.
@barryschwarz Жыл бұрын
I played for a district team from the Adelaide Hills once. We got beaten 32-0. Twice. Same opponents. They won the league. I scored one of the 2 goals our team scored that season - from a penalty. So we only had one field goal scored the whole season. We were disastrously bad.
@gabrielsistonamoca69634 жыл бұрын
just imagine Spanish commentators are in this they might be shouting GOOOAAALLLL till the end of the game.
@silky.88304 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@vibragarden4 жыл бұрын
Commentator: GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Commentator: whew I can stop now Other Commentator: Uh they just scored again Commentator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@d3c3p7ak0nz4 жыл бұрын
Loses voice after 30 mins 🤣
@TopeA83 жыл бұрын
Need to put a warning for Spanish and Arabian commentators. Only dull golf style commentators advised for this match.
@julioc.perezpolo42043 жыл бұрын
vaya imbecil.
@CityWhisperer4 жыл бұрын
1:46 “Even the scorer lost count” lmao that’s not something you can comment everyday
@martinmi78424 жыл бұрын
"not everyday you can say that"
@CityWhisperer4 жыл бұрын
@@martinmi7842 what?
@martinmi78424 жыл бұрын
@@CityWhisperer how he said it in the video 1:16
@The_Bahamian_Intellectual3 жыл бұрын
I still have no idea how you lose track when you turn it every goal. Like I wonder what happened. 🤔
@davidocall3 жыл бұрын
@@The_Bahamian_Intellectual Toilet break at 25-0 and just assumed when he got back they scored twice. Probably.
@JosePineda-jn8jk Жыл бұрын
I was gonna say this seemed like adults just hammering on a kids team and I find out that is almost exactly what happened here! 😂
@applefortynine82076 ай бұрын
Next Goal Wins brought me here!
@BrazilianDaftPunkFan3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: this is one of the oldest videos on youtube.
@nobletenshi76593 жыл бұрын
wouldnt be surpised.. I saved many pre 2006 videos in bookmarks... found them many years later, and all of them were "this video as been removed due to copyright yadadada" or some other stupid youtube shit. Everyting pre2006 is either wiped or taken down :s
@BrazilianDaftPunkFan3 жыл бұрын
@@nobletenshi7659 no, i mean this video was PUBLISHED in 2006.
@TizioTizioDUIGN3 жыл бұрын
True
@amrihajihashim11633 жыл бұрын
39 days after I was born. So,yeah.
@amrihajihashim11633 жыл бұрын
@@durbyrollence4622 I just come home🎉 Now I should do homework. A LOT
@Marco-lr6yd4 жыл бұрын
0:38 dude smart enough to go away
@mcj22194 жыл бұрын
He was so bad, teammates decided to kick him from the match.
@Hoggaththegreat4 жыл бұрын
@@mcj2219 more like ragequit since other player play like shit
@jokertm68894 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂
@ploudorasia10762 жыл бұрын
Mon enfance omg. Je regardais cette vidéo j'avais 8 ou 9 ans.. j'en ai presque 20 .... la nostalgie
@StarlingASMR3 жыл бұрын
When you play fifa with your two year old brother, but you’re 26 years old and 1st in the leaderboards
@maika79113 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Prosperitaa3 жыл бұрын
That was MY exact situation but I wasn't 2. My brother was 26 we played FIFA and he destroyed me..
@professionaI.2 жыл бұрын
you destroyed the joke with the details
@yacinekouitini51822 жыл бұрын
You play fifa?
@sebastianvoisard2 жыл бұрын
hey she is right lol
@cptalpha34195 жыл бұрын
Russia: I beat Saudi Arabia 5-0 Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1 Australia: step aside boys
@isaythetruth37015 жыл бұрын
bro this is fucking American Samoa they are small as fuck
@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer5 жыл бұрын
like user name mate.
@isaythetruth37015 жыл бұрын
@@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer whata username
@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer5 жыл бұрын
"I say the Truth"
@isaythetruth37015 жыл бұрын
@@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer thx
@McD57912 жыл бұрын
San Marino fans coming on here after losing 10-0 to England, to remind themselves that there's always somebody worse than them...
@digitalworld67028 күн бұрын
as a San Marino fan we may be bad but we aren’t 31 goal loss bad, although we’re behind them in the FIFA rankings
@yaserali90914 ай бұрын
Came here in disbelief of what the new movie 'Next Goal Wins' mentioned....31-0!! Wow!!
@prakharsrivastava35685 жыл бұрын
*Friend :* "How many goals were scored ??" *Me :* "Ask how many hattricks were scored"
@normadicn57004 жыл бұрын
Was 6
@darthsilversith6674 жыл бұрын
CapeXTron Underrated comment lol
@yungblood50694 жыл бұрын
someone scored 4 hatricks and one more goal
@dacypher224 жыл бұрын
There are actually higher score names than hat trick. You so rarely see them that most people don't know what they are. They also have less impressive-sounding names. 4 goals is a haul. 5 is a glut. 6 is a double-hat trick. 7 is a double-haul (not sure why that one is 7, since you would think it would be 8). Alex Morgan scored a glut in the Women's World Cup against Thailand. The highest individual scorer in this game was Zdrilic, who scored a glut.
@prakharsrivastava35684 жыл бұрын
@@dacypher22 Damn I really didn't knew that. Thanks man, today I learned something new.
@user-mb3xm8rn5g4 жыл бұрын
When the gym teacher joins the soccer game
@agustinvidart38494 жыл бұрын
Official Lucas don’t call it soccer please
@user-mb3xm8rn5g4 жыл бұрын
Agustin Vidart ok
@ninja23yt4 жыл бұрын
@@agustinvidart3849 it's soccer to us americans
@kellogscornflakes24304 жыл бұрын
Agustin Vidart this is an Australian game and aussies call it soccer
@flagflow12324 жыл бұрын
It's about kicking the ball with a foot. It's football.
@ethanpower381 Жыл бұрын
American Samoa vs San Marino would be a game for the ages
@moviebest89942 ай бұрын
Who's came here after watched the movie "Next Goal Wins"
@n3c4173 жыл бұрын
Me: *Plays fifa with girlfriend* Her: "My ex is better then you" Me:
@muhammedyusufklc58743 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha
@420ramborip3 жыл бұрын
if a girl i was with ever said that to me she would be walking home
@ZunzXXL3 жыл бұрын
@@420ramborip based
@micky9193 жыл бұрын
@@420ramborip based
@ichigokurosaki5923 жыл бұрын
@@420ramborip based
@VanWolf4 жыл бұрын
"Archie Thompson made 13 goals that game and was left out the next match" -Every FIFA Player career mode be like
@user-hr5wz1zb5w3 жыл бұрын
Relatable (._.')
@dickyarya82043 жыл бұрын
What does that mean? He can't play anymore for scoring alot?
@VanWolf3 жыл бұрын
@@dickyarya8204 On FIFA My Player career mode, it doesn't literally matter if you score a hat-trick and do the perfect match, if your overall is at least 1 or 2 points under the starting player from the position you're in, you get bench time
@menrash2763 жыл бұрын
why didnt he play in the next game though
@randomstuff5083 жыл бұрын
@@dickyarya8204 they're probably just resting him because...you know, they don't really need him to play the next match and risk and injury.
@markhylis95612 жыл бұрын
Australian goal keeper be chillin the whole 90 mins
@ryanbrimson82382 жыл бұрын
This was released exactly one year before I was born nice
@Fahreun4 жыл бұрын
Someone thinks about how the australian goalkeeper was bored
@stonem00134 жыл бұрын
He was up in midfield so had plenty to do lol
@gergohrusko26724 жыл бұрын
I had a match like that when I was 14. I literally just stood in the middle of my half for both halfs to at least catch some long balls, but haven't even got so far as getting closer than 10 meters to the ball
@santinodelgado2814 жыл бұрын
Free money!
@ahahm33 жыл бұрын
He could literally just fall asleep if he wanted to
@lovegod7773 жыл бұрын
He watched the game in front of him
@mr2octavio5 жыл бұрын
1:11 "And here's number 20 with number 20, not everyday you can say that" hahahahaa
@fishmas4 жыл бұрын
frenchiveruti its 2020 that what you Can say
@Xtreme_MVP4 жыл бұрын
Lmaao
@MoeZeus2 жыл бұрын
The Australian goal keeper probably went home to eat dinner during the match.
@Sir_Goofinator4 ай бұрын
The AI on EAFC’s ultimate difficulty
@ThatOneGuyIsOnYT3 жыл бұрын
"hey what's the status of the match?" "It's 31" " no, not the minutes, i asked the number of goals?" " *Did i stutter?* "
@ThatOneGuyIsOnYT2 жыл бұрын
@Connor McfarIand thanks
@channelazab27342 жыл бұрын
@Connor McfarIand its funny tho
@cesar55392 жыл бұрын
@Connor McfarIand atleast he tries unlike you
@shredda50632 жыл бұрын
@Connor McfarIand ha funny
@douma55892 жыл бұрын
@@channelazab2734 it isn’t
@mrsubscriber53564 жыл бұрын
*Top 3 things Science can't explain* 1. What came before the big bang 2. Bermuda Triangle 3. KZbin Recommendations
@user-em1dl6jk1j4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the reason why people recycle overused comments like these
@priyamehra51354 жыл бұрын
two more things science can't explain who is gay? where is H?
@gabrielgregorio23404 жыл бұрын
The Bermuda triangle was explained
@stevenmendoza37324 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielgregorio2340 explain
@gabrielgregorio23404 жыл бұрын
@@stevenmendoza3732 search it on KZbin I ain't no scientist
@overall19372 жыл бұрын
Some of these goals are class
@evanbrowne40292 жыл бұрын
For refence, Archie Thompson wasn't dropped for the next match, he just wasn't Australia's starting striker at the time. Australia played a weaker team because of the circumstances of the American Samoa team.
@QuickAlbumReviews2 жыл бұрын
I like how the Australian team stops celebrating their goals after a while.
@Zei332 жыл бұрын
We should’ve gone easier on them after the 10/0
@auto1nfanticid32 жыл бұрын
whats the point? it is rather effortless and its just rude to the samoan team.
@vasilispatrianakos60052 жыл бұрын
@@auto1nfanticid3 it's humiliating but not rude because why stop, I mean there is no such a rule, is there? And I also believe it is a record of some sort so it is ok for me (also pretty entertaining and food for jokes : D).
@auto1nfanticid32 жыл бұрын
@@vasilispatrianakos6005 its unsportsmanlike. there is no rule but how can you get excited when your opponent is so pathetic? If they were rivals I would understand it, but cheering for this would be like celebrating being able to outrun a 5 year old or something.
@vasilispatrianakos60052 жыл бұрын
@@auto1nfanticid3 yes, but it's their choice to make. Also if they knew that this were to happen they would like put on the second roster but they probably didn't so they just kept playing the football they knew. But i agree in the half time the coach should have told them to slow down and just have possession instead of more goals.
@simpsonsfan0910 жыл бұрын
This is why Australia moved to the Asian region.
@youkeepthinkingthat9 жыл бұрын
Well we just won the AFC... time to move to Europe!
@KEITGAMER6 жыл бұрын
Hayden Adams to Europe! Australia is ca. 15'000 km away from Europe
@jackfitzsimmons62896 жыл бұрын
Der Keit gamer They're still in the Eurovision 😉
@un_ikko89536 жыл бұрын
Hayden adams nah mate. we wouldnt last
@adambro28996 жыл бұрын
Australia moved to the asia region coz they kept getting thumped by the mediocre south american teams in WC qual. If anything, australia should be moved to the Oceania region
@robertohaubold7522 жыл бұрын
You know it's bad when only half the goals can be fitted into the highlight video
@Maverick-nb3rg6 ай бұрын
After watching "Next Big Wins," I was surprised at how bad their game was. Especially they actually show this footage in the movie. Decent film.
@armo56374 жыл бұрын
Whilst his team were scoring 31 goals, the Australian goalkeeper cured cancer
@littleregrets88104 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@littleregrets88104 жыл бұрын
@MTA 10 I'm depressed as well
@littleregrets88104 жыл бұрын
@Zayn Mondavi thx man. #Respect
@alwayshardbeinganarsenalfan3 жыл бұрын
Nothing is better than hearing that people have overcame depression.
@NubDiePie3 жыл бұрын
Enjoy your 666th like
@DemocratsareagentsofSATAN4 жыл бұрын
American Samoa: "damn Tonga...0-22....you guys are terrible!" *2 days later* 😑
@FormerGovernmentHuman4 жыл бұрын
Samoans and tongan have some really ancient beef too. So this was a slap into a reverse slap.
@senorgheret7244 жыл бұрын
stim amandoi ca esti roman
@capitanulcacaoernesto82154 жыл бұрын
@@senorgheret724 bre da că-ți romani pe aici :))
@ayaazbukhari61474 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a 53 GD after 2 games
@honestabe51534 жыл бұрын
More like 😭😭😭😭
@Ilkeyacutg2 жыл бұрын
Why is this this coming up on my recommendations now 15 years later
@Just_A_Normal_Person669 Жыл бұрын
Its hard to believe that, even in the rarest moment, an 16 year old video about football shows up in my recommendations.
@arnabjeetdas53993 жыл бұрын
"They had us in both the halves not gonna lie"
@namngo61955 жыл бұрын
this is why Australia quitted the Oceania football confederation and joined Asia
@jahahahahahahahah71695 жыл бұрын
Nam Ngô imagine the results today😂 Australia 56 - American Samoa - 0
@10000subswithnovideos.5 жыл бұрын
Nam Ngô #makequittedaword
@ryankelly21095 жыл бұрын
@@jahahahahahahahah7169 Australia had a team filled with top class talent in 2006. Their current squad it fill of nobodies
@jahahahahahahahah71695 жыл бұрын
ryan kelly I know but American Samoa probably don’t have a keeper. Kewel, Thompson, and a squad filled of talent was magic
@billyjov4 жыл бұрын
@Gabriel Saenz at least asia has teams that Australia can compete with
@GOAT3ditz Жыл бұрын
Thanks KZbin algorithm for recommending me this 16 year old video 💀
@theblueytimes2 ай бұрын
Just watched the movie, sums it up perfectly.
@honestpenaldo4 жыл бұрын
If australia hadn't scored those 31 goals the game would've ended in a draw
@ekuzo44 жыл бұрын
Damn, you're right!
@Anipaper_3 жыл бұрын
Wow, amazing
@awesumninja85813 жыл бұрын
HOLY COW I NEVER REALISED! GOOD EYE!
@perrydarbypus59723 жыл бұрын
THIS GUY DESERVES THE F***ING NOBEL!
@mrman43883 жыл бұрын
Wow, ive never thought about that.
@kay-dc84953 жыл бұрын
*They had us in the 1st half, not gonna lie*
@sarlsane3 жыл бұрын
literally tho
@diarmidthomson78783 жыл бұрын
and in the second one it looks like lol
@spidyfan6293 жыл бұрын
Literally 😂
@xdynamic60793 жыл бұрын
they had us in the first 7 mins nil
@Jezz_k3 жыл бұрын
You played that match
@angg92210 ай бұрын
This encourages me to practice soccer every day
@kgizzle92 Жыл бұрын
Archie Thompson scored nearly half of his career international goals that day!
@rubysauce10 жыл бұрын
no away goal. The return leg could be difficult indeed.
@thisisblackmesa9 жыл бұрын
Lol
@noah3216 жыл бұрын
rubysauce do u know how many likes u have
@CJGSF6 жыл бұрын
rubysauce next leg Samoa 33-0 Australia
@lionelmessigician68876 жыл бұрын
It was 32-31
@lionelmessigician68876 жыл бұрын
DER BESTE SPIELER yeah
@ic7saysglazersout1763 жыл бұрын
*wait, there’s a second leg*
@rhizox5103 жыл бұрын
And its gonna be pretty hard for AME SAMOA
@theDancingDragonfly3 жыл бұрын
AME SAMOA should have given up
@steamwallet523 жыл бұрын
yeah walk out only make them lose 3-0
@rohithraman64883 жыл бұрын
31-0 to American Samoa in the second leg 80 mins Corner Taken Quickly...
@787xii33 жыл бұрын
I checked and it was 5-2 Aus won (36-2)
@TheVoyager330111 ай бұрын
The fact is that Australia after beating American Samoa 31-0 failed to qualify for the 2002 World Cup
@sv916gtv75 ай бұрын
Because it was virtually impossible while they were playing under the OFC. The best thing they did was to move to AFC.
@nathansouth50943 ай бұрын
@@sv916gtv7except that they did qualify in ofc.
@xperte85 Жыл бұрын
American Samoa: "See you at the rematch 💪🏻"
@MetralletaLuis10 жыл бұрын
1:17 "By now, American Samoa must have realized that Australia's 22-0 win over Tonga two days earlier was no fluke" So epic
@beencozy99837 жыл бұрын
Luis Miguel Martínez i was just on that as i scrolled and seen your comment LMFAOOOOO
@ZVEKOfficial6 жыл бұрын
53 goals in 2 games ... holy shit
@polkaproductions91206 жыл бұрын
NightFury Archie Thompson: Man Of The Century award.
@CraigFisherman6 жыл бұрын
William Levy China and India have 1 billion people yet their national teams are pretty much non existent
@DS-Pakaemon6 жыл бұрын
TM TM They are doing engineering, or are jobless
@kabru43445 жыл бұрын
Martin Tyler: "This is such a one sided afair"
@splinter18175 жыл бұрын
😂
@markmarkmarkfr5 жыл бұрын
Adi Kurbegović but all credit to the team who's scoring the goals
@alexDdey5 жыл бұрын
@@markmarkmarkfr no its but full credit to the team for raking up the goals
@kabru43445 жыл бұрын
@@alexDdey racking*
@archib0ld15 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes a 31 goal lead can be a dangerous one"
@liviatesta9016 Жыл бұрын
How many goal will you score? Australia: YES
@vietangbui87422 жыл бұрын
Dammit, I’m a Vietnamese, seeing this and just realized our national team will face Australia for World Cup qualifier in next 3 days 😬😬😬
@vietangbui87422 жыл бұрын
@@NotBottle Thank you!
@stepupin90766 жыл бұрын
Australia scores the 32nd goal and the goalkeeper is absolutely heartbroken. Like he lost the world cup final xD
@wernerappel17935 жыл бұрын
only 31st !
@gwenlee58645 жыл бұрын
@@wernerappel1793 1:49 i think
@wernerappel17935 жыл бұрын
@@gwenlee5864 The result display is wrong, the end result was 31: 0
@WSDIY5 жыл бұрын
Thats my clubs goal keeper coach😂
@WSDIY5 жыл бұрын
@@Eken1777 no. I live in America
@lemat5793 жыл бұрын
Defenitely "Australia's 22-0 against Tongo two days ago, was not just a luck" Looking forward to watch Australia VS Bikini Athol
@lemat5793 жыл бұрын
@S P true, Tongo is somewhere Africa(?) . Long life Tonga!
@notmyrealaccount93782 жыл бұрын
@@lemat579 Togo and Tonga are different...Togo is in africa and Tonga is an island located off the north coast of Australia...ur geography scks..
@lemat5792 жыл бұрын
@@notmyrealaccount9378 I have mistaken on perpouse to offend Togo, because I am racist. ✌️✌🏿