American Satan - Andy Biersack's Cinematic DISASTER

[@RickleVR]

This movie would have been a masterpiece if Kanye played Andy Biersack’s character instead

[@RickleVR]

Actually if Kanye played every character in this movie

[@RidinMyGrandmasCadillac]

American Jesus

[@dumbsville]

American Jeen-yuhs

[@bickboi9633]

@@dumbsville would be a way to cope with pete davidson sliding in his ex wife's dms

[@ArnoldStark123]

@@dumbsville maybe this film would have been good if it never existed that way we could never experience it 😁👍

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

The fact that Dumbsville is from Ohio really makes sense. I dont know many people with such an intense existential outlook and twinge of dread in their voice outside of Ohio so yeah it adds up.

[@drakeredwingofficial]

lol

[@masterseal0418]

I'm a Michigan resident, and this makes sense. Don't wanna explain more about myself because "Internet Safety".

[@kweep1]

Correct because I was one too

[@katagenesis]

i'm also from ohio, i feel represented!

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

@@kweep1 bro i lost my mind over your profile for a solid 5 minutes. I love the name and picture to boot. Thank you.

[@tickaten]

The fact that cosmodore apeared in this movie is incredible

[@deadchanel1298]

Same with miniladd

[@Itsunobaby]

Hell they even got EDP

[@DeltaBlazin]

@@Itsunobaby It's the crossover that absolutely *no one wants*

[@Itsunobaby]

@@DeltaBlazin it’s just smash bros for pedophiles at this point

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@flower_of_zaun]

they really said grooming is ok if the victim is ok with it...its sad i expect that from an emo band that peeked in 2011

[@ORRYT07]

I had no idea who these guys were back in 2010 and I loved being edgy.

[@whenwhen2284]

man I wonder who that is...

[@chinghamburger2200]

You should google the lead singer of lost prophets. What he got sent to prison for is absolutely messed up

[@nineinchthread]

Who said that I don't remember him saying that anywhere

[@gaminggoof1542]

Why isn’t it okay if the person with a Brain says it is? Movie aside

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

Petition for Dumbsy to make “The Aggressive Adjective” a real band.

[@frankuraku5622]

It rolls up the tounge.

[@kylenielsen5083]

It sounds like midwest emo instead of the other emo

[@Ramsey276one]

Um What genre is Soft Superlative? I forgot...

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

@@Ramsey276one It’s almost 1 AM and I misread that as superlaxitive I’m going to bed now

[@Ramsey276one]

@@fdsajfldaskjf Sleep Well :)

[@sambreyer7344]

Dam. Emo the musical got a worthy opponent.

[@arnoldgreen4278]

“Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”

[@bruhdisease2016]

Fax man

[@kylenielsen5083]

Both seem like out of place emo edginess

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@BigManOceanMan]

I like how he keeps comparing American Satan to American Psycho like they're similar movies

[@dumbsville]

They both have American in the title so they’re the exact same.

[@neonkuriboh2830]

@@dumbsville Like americ anfootball

[@BigManOceanMan]

@@dumbsville it's hard to argue with his assessment

[@DeltaBlazin]

@@dumbsville i mean true

[@chidaluokoro9104]

they both show what the american dream is

[@bilal_Hadjlaoui907]

"Looks like gary from bully",truly a wise and accurate words

[@pizzacrumbles]

Damn now that's a roast GOD ZAMN

[@unoriginalperson72]

@@pizzacrumbles tbh Gary is a complete supervillain who turned people against each other

[@pizzacrumbles]

@@unoriginalperson72 i have been a fan of bully for years i know who Gary smith is

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@themisfunniesandstupid138]

This would probably be Twitter's both favourite and least favourite movie if they found out about it

[@krimsonkatt]

No Twitter for all it's cringe would absolutely hate it due to it using the f-slur multiple times and promoting harmful steriotypes about lesbians. Except for the MAPs. They would love it since it's pro pedophilia.

[@cacomeatballmarinara2014]

@@krimsonkatt I would love seeing the debates over it. The ultimate ultimatum

[@krimsonkatt]

@@cacomeatballmarinara2014 Indeed.

[@krimsonkatt]

@Fucking grass Parts of it certainly are. Twitter is a cesspool, yes, but there are some good sides to it. Twitter is pretty left wing and all those concepts are center left, so I think the average Twitter user would probably agree with those things. MAPs and other degenerates are an overwhelming minority even on Twitter.

[@Floridamangaming729]

@@krimsonkatt yea like the rule 34 artists. There pretty cool. But personally I really like fucking with people and saying the most psychopathic shit ever when they try to debate me on something. Its hilarious because they actually take it so seriously.

[@matmil5]

This is the weirdest Christian movie about dangers of self destructive behaviours for sure

[@goofball5182]

Gods Not Dead 4: Revenge of the Atheists😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@masterseal0418]

Yeah, like for the love of Sparda. 😩

[@JokeHatesItHere]

It's hard to tell if it's Christian because it somewhat spouts Christian beliefs but the movie itself is not even something most Christians would think is ok to watch

[@mrgreenboy644]

@@JokeHatesItHere yeah as a Catholic I'm as confused as you are

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@yuki2320]

11:28 Ladies and gentlemen, this movie was made 3 years before Netflix's Cuties. It was really ahead of its time, just not in a good way.

[@PedroRodrigues-je6xp]

I can totally imagine dumbsville saying 0:55 "oh yea, wow, what a crowning achievement" sacarstically on an empty room recording this. Once again, your memes are spot on and the dumbsville lore keeps on getting more and more intense

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@casualdork6661]

"Thats it? Thats the Andy Biersack movie? that was just a bunch of sex scenes and bad character dialogue!!"

[@mlpdisneylover]

*starts destroying Black Veil Brides merch*

[@vinniehatcher664]

"What a rip."

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@Squard25]

​@@vinniehatcher664Grrrrhhh ANDY BIERSACK BETRAYED US!

[@Ven0m.snak3]

american satan needs to be recreated with chris pratt as all of the characters

[@baconous689]

American Pratt

[@teniosiyemi1081]

He's so cool

[@anth636]

But then it wouldn't be Stanic

[@jik9693]

Nah you need crisp rat for that instead

[@captaincapitalis1205]

Idk if the world can handle Chris Pratt stepping on Chris Pratt’s balls

[@bickboi9633]

As a lesbian dumbsville fan, I am EXTREMELY represented in this movie. Thank you.l

[@cacomeatballmarinara2014]

Me too

[@bongus840]

Me three

[@sukonetei4789]

Me four 🤩

[@trolledfrog678]

I support lesbians by watching lesbian porn 👍

[@neroidius6915]

@@trolledfrog678 I support lesbians and feminism and Asian media by watching lesbian hentai 👍

[@TheGreenSkelet0n]

Fun fact of the day: Andy Biersack locked himself in his trailer doing nothing but playing Hatred and playing the dark mode of Sonic Adventure for 5 days in order to wrote American Satan

[@onlyaquartertobootxd6232]

I'd pay to see Andy play sonic adventure

[@HydraSpectre1138]

Sonic Adventure 1 doesn't have a Dark Story. You are referring to Sonic Adventure 2.

[@onlyaquartertobootxd6232]

@@HydraSpectre1138 I'd pay to see em play either

[@gaminggoof1542]

Really?

[@wolf-cc6mj]

@@gaminggoof1542 no not actually

[@spookyfawn]

I feel so bad and have secondhand embarassment for the actress who played the underage girl. Hope she was payed well (also never heard your parents not screwing as a roast before. Out of pocket honestly, the writing is total ass)

[@missymurder1602]

you have a cool username

[@femboyahri8508]

saw her instagram, she actually is a wife and is a mother of three kids now and apparently lives well

[@knightmarespawn2690]

@@femboyahri8508 good for her.

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@Annmjpg]

This dumbsville lore is getting more and more insane. I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for the next part.

[@theunlawfulsponge5908]

That groupie scene makes me wonder if Drake Bell had a hand in writing the script for this dumpster fire.

[@matohrdlicka2905]

fun fact: the first bandmate we are introduced to is actually ben bruce, a real life guitarist of asking alexandria, which is a metal band. hes pretty talented too ngl

[@ludens1472]

I was right all along. I thought he looked like Ben but was not 100% sure

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@dutchvanderlinde4713]

@@ludens1472 Bruh.

[@Shrimpyfellow]

As a female woman who also likes female woman I really hate when media sexualizes their only female characters. Also making the female best friend of the male protagonist fall in love with the protagonist. My opinion tho

[@Shrimpyfellow]

@Fucking grass ty

[@gaminggoof1542]

Why do you have to specify female as woman?

[@Shrimpyfellow]

@@gaminggoof1542 for comedy sake

[@gaminggoof1542]

@@Shrimpyfellow okay Sayori

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@darkstrideisi3346]

I think an actual vampire outbreak would improve Ohio by destroying it forever

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@TheLad196]

Watching bad movies actually helped me improve my stories and overall writing So thanks dumbsy

[@voidtapwater4676]

Based

[@ProGremlinPlayer]

Oh hey it's you again

[@TheLad196]

@@ProGremlinPlayer you know me?

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@deez409]

As a lesbian named lilli that is also a dumbsville fan, i really felt the representation 😻😊🤩 /j

[@dumbsville]

If this movie’s lesbian character were a Dumbsville fan, it would FINALLY be true representation.

[@deez409]

@@dumbsville thats actually the real gay agenda (keep it a secret tho)

[@stacythefoxx]

@@dumbsville I agree. Infact, I think the movie would be better and have more representation if every character was a dumbsville fan

[@ethejumper6568]

Highlights: 0:20 Dumbsville´s Bunker 0:59 "Oh yeah, wow. What a crowning Achievement" 2:16 (Not) Jack Black voiced by Jack Black 3:19 "Apparently streaming doesn´t exist in this Universe" (Shows Venom Footage) 5:13 Forshadowing 6:08 Another (Not) Jack Black Meme 7:40 The real Plot of the Movie 7:55 Who´s Kanye? 8:36 Generic Bad-Guy 11:27 Dumbsville gets angry 12:08 The NOT-Important Character 13:23 Black-White 15:13 A emotional Scene ruined by a Rule I want to shred into Pieces 16:28 Top ? Dumbsville Quotes 17:08 Venom 2 Meme (Out of Nowhere) 17:17 A Reference to the Joker (2019) 18:18 A generic Climax 18:46 A Reference to the Joker (2019) again 18:53 Deus Ex Machina Plottwist of the Year 19:10 When you make a good Scene in a bad Movie 19:56 As rushed like the Meat Circus from Psychonauts 24:28-26:35 Ending

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@realsanmer]

Ngl, Agressive Adjective sounds like a pretty good name for a self-aware rock band

[@anth636]

"This song doesn't have a name, because I don't believe in labels."

[@TetrisShark70]

@Fucking grass "ballad (it's probably your mom's favorite)"

[@j.marston]

I just can't get enough of Dumbsville absolutely destroying Cosmodore.

[@mrgreenboy644]

If I may ask, who is this Cosmodore person? I can tell that he was a... not good person but that's it

[@j.marston]

@@mrgreenboy644 He's a KZbinr who makes content of reviewing cartoons. In 2019, he was found grooming a teenage girl, which led to his channel's demise.

[@mrgreenboy644]

@@j.marston ok, thx

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@nicostud916]

Oh yeah boys, Emo the Musical 2: Electric Boogaloo let's go!

[@ohwell1547]

"Emo the musical 2: Edgelectric Boogaboobs" pls clap

[@DeltaBlazin]

In my opinion, even if they kept the woman character lesbian it still wouldn't be good representation because there are SO MANY GODDAMN lesbian characters that are "strong independent women", all she needed was hair dye and you'd have a lesbian stereotype Chill lesbians exist too.

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Agreed.

[@DeltaBlazin]

What this movie did with her still was shit tho, they shouldn't have even bothered if this is what they were gonna do. Or *better yet,* actually make her an original lesbian character that isn't stereotypical.

[@drakeredwingofficial]

based

[@petemadrona2252]

Also, who would want to be represented by a pedo?

[@DeltaBlazin]

@@petemadrona2252 Exactly wtf was with *that scene?* not okay. Not fuckin okay.

[@dudenamedzelda3179]

This movie feels like if DmC: Devil May Cry was written by a bunch of adults who never got out of their edgy teenage phase.

[@DoctorOetkerVA]

So.. just DmC: Devil May Cry?

[@onigames7309]

So people like Onision? XD

[@linked2dio26]

@@DoctorOetkerVA lol 👌

[@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn]

@@DoctorOetkerVA nononno its DmC but shit

[@si6986]

@@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn so it IS DmC: Devil May Cry

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

That lesbian character in this movie was somehow more insulting towards LGBTQ+ representation in films than the two-second gay kiss in Rise of Skywalker that came immediately after the frowning slug scene that was twice as long. Props to you for calling that out, very based of you

[@sakxvii]

the slug is an LGBTQ icon

[@veggsbacon1891]

Live slug reaction

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@raisorblade]

The only thing I remember about this movie is that for some reason, Andy's voice was replaced by someone elses for some reason?! Like that was just so weird. Lol

[@remmie2122]

contract thing: andy was working with a different label for his solo album and couldn't use his voice; so they turned to remington leith of palaye royale, as well as using some palaye royale songs which andy cough horribly cough lip synced to i should also add even tho andy is now apart of the label sumerian (the creators of this movie and the "sequel" show) they kept remington leith's voice for him since palaye is also apart of sumerian (it's all apart of the "they're using these horrible pieces of media to essentially promote the artists they have under the label")

[@remmie2122]

also only 3 of the songs on the "relentless" album are original- the rest are covers sung by remington leith dispursed throughout the movie

[@MartussMartuss]

It's Remington Leith of Palaye Royale. He's actually a really good singer, the soundtrack carried this movie imo

[@Pabelotski-yi9zu]

only 10 minutes into the video did I realise that I’ve actually watched this movie before. My brain suppressed those memories for a reason I guess

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

I'm interested to see where this "vampire" storyline ends up. We're starting to get into "Garand Thumb vs. Ron Jeremy" lore levels of insanity and I love it.

[@swagzagoon2596]

If it wasn't for the jokes and editing in this video, I would've actually thrown up my lunch watching this movie...

[@filipporighi8677]

To be fair, "The Aggressive Adjective" does sound like a good name for an alternative band

[@justarandomclonetrooperwit8119]

I feel the best way to describe this,is what if Andy biersac stared at the skull of shadow the hedgehog, coked out of his mind and just went "To edge or not to edge,that is the question"

[@elijahbradley704]

i think this is the first movie that this channel has covered period where i can't help but wonder how it got greenlit in the first place. at least all of those other movies could be chalked up to "money"

[@masterseal0418]

This is just the generic satanic panic facade back in the 70s, but made into a movie in 2017. But only in one condition: OW THE EDGE

[@Scringus]

This entire film feels like a parody making fun of goth kids that you'd find on early 2010's youtube

[@girlyknight8817]

Expects it not...

[@robertb7293]

They really went with the "She said she was the mature type" and the "Its her parents fault for raising her wrong" angles at the same time huh. I stopped reading court case transcripts to get away from this level of dialogue, but here we are again.

[@Lemoncakelover678]

This feels like what call me by your name would've done if the parents were actually smart and caring about their son with the p4do

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@anabananakin350]

This movie is what a DMC Devil May Cry Netflix adaptation would look like...

[@lovetrain2455]

This film should be part of a "I'm twelve years old, and I'm the smartest and edgiest person ever" trifecta

[@anth636]

If only Dahvie Vanity made a movie

[@Johnnysmithy24]

As someone who loved it as a twelve year old, I can confirm

[@ovahlord1451]

"I'd rather call it unholy shit " Someone got paid to write that...

[@sarotenalsiri2325]

I really love that live reactions that just appier on the screan,i love to see new reactions from new people

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

Some....THINGS.... >He looks the same age as his 'mom' which either means she looks good for her age or he looks terrible...or both. >The entire plot of this movie could have been about any band trying and falling under the temptation of fame without putting in an actual Satan plotline and bringing religion into it. >Drake Bell what the fuck? What year was this made? >Why do STRONG, FEMALE, and NOTHING ELSE lesbian characters always have that damn side-shave up-do? >Malcolm McDowell. That is all. >Drinkee The little bit of Indianapolis in this movie...as someone from Indianapolis....we don't want this. STOP.

[@wokeyman4230]

This movie would have been great if it was made by the alpha and Omega creators

[@shaehankhan7912]

A movie with an E-girl is an instant 10/10 for dumbsville

[@frankuraku5622]

WHAT!?!?!? POGGERS!

[@eliwalker6245]

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven. Jesus Christ Loves you so much. Hell is real. You can have eternal life through The Lord Jesus Christ, please read the verses below. God Bless:). 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Ephesians 1:13 King James Version 13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, God Bless:)

[@rallandtariv2139]

11:33 that had better not be the last Cosmodore joke you ever make, I better see you make jokes at his expense until the heat death of the universe

[@lizardman9494]

“Did my 50 year old mom ___ this movie?” is asked an awful lot

[@AdianoTMO69]

I feel like a good chunk of why this movie sucks is that they're doing a story like this for an emo band in the mid-2010's. Satanic panic is very much a product of it's time, because back then you had bands like Judas Priest, Alice Cooper and others pushing the envelope lyrically and on the stage, usage of hard drugs like heroin and coke by artists were at an all time high, and the media was boiling over how reversing an album revealed a subliminal message that told you to commit self-end and other bullshit. Bring me the Black Veil Silence over here is just another generic emo-pop band in one of the softest decades for these types of artists, so it's hard to convince anyone that these guys are doing heroin on a dirty roadside bathroom and having blood orgies every night. At least the part about fucking underage groupies was correct. Also, that lesbian girl can stomp me any day ngl

[@mythical2250]

At this point Dumbsville is just using all of the memes in my folder and i laugh at every single fucking one of them goddamnit

[@unoriginalperson72]

This film would've been better if every character was replaced by Frank West from dead rising

[@unoriginalperson72]

He's covered wars y'know!

[@leggomyeggo50]

As someone who lives in Ohio, I can agree that it looks way to bright and the weather is way to consistent Where is the snow for two days, rain for six weeks, ice and snow for a month, three days of 80 degree weather, then a month of snow again?

[@thehawkkommandant]

i must agree with dumbsville here i do actually want to die hearing about this plot

[@CollectedG]

Ah yes another Dumbsville video. My breakfast will be legendary.

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

Haven't seen all of the review yet but I'm shocked there's been no "andy ballsack" jokes yet

[@zach1up997]

4:04 honestly the best reaction to that cheesy ass line 😂

[@CoolBird420]

Just thought I'd point out that the "not Jack Black" guy is likely supposed to be a reference to producer Rick Rubin

[@ScottE-2]

I like how much more entertaining the intros are getting because, each movie he is reviewing gets more depressing. But not in the Steve Reviews kind of way luckily just... what a sad product of shit.

[@sirbricklord8074]

As someone who lives in Ohio; this is 100% accurate

[@olivius8891]

Where in Ohio?

[@sirbricklord8074]

@@olivius8891 cinci

[@olivius8891]

@@sirbricklord8074 From my experience, Cincinnati isn't that bad. It reminds me of Columbus but much flatter. Also you guys have good chili fr.

[@sirbricklord8074]

@@olivius8891 we do be having the chili. I tell you what though it certainly aint like cleveland but it's far from great. My biggest problem is it's so BORING. Like. It's neither hell nor heaven, it's a medium place

[@olivius8891]

@@sirbricklord8074 Cleveland is a land of eternal horror and punishment

[@RainzorBlade]

Gonna miss the Cosmodore jokes, but epic funny video as always.

[@ariqarisya]

oh yeah, fun fact: this film was directed by the son of the Director of Rocky and The Karate Kid… no wonder he ain’t directing stuff anymore.

[@ezrastardust3124]

Satan: *watching this dumpster fire* how dare those humans sully my good name 👿

[@kaiserepsilon4011]

What hurts more than no potential is wasted potential. Alpha and Omega had no potential from the beginning, but the concept for this film actually sounds interesting... until you actually see it in action.

[@bickboi9633]

why does the bully who picks on femboys LOOK more like a femboy than the one he bullies lol

[@sir_shameless2286]

You know, I would actually love to see dumbsville review an actual good movie!

[@Dickkickem460]

He has an older video where he reviewed Scott Pilgrim versus World and why he likes it so much

[@sir_shameless2286]

@@Dickkickem460 oh thanks!

[@redscyther7725]

As well as one where he praised The Fantastic Mr. Fox

[@sir_shameless2286]

@@redscyther7725 Dammit how much did I miss?

[@leandrolopes4017]

To me this movie feels more depressing even if I wasn't religious

[@tallesrodrigues5994]

11:30 It's like the 100th time he's made this joke but I still laugh like crazy every time XD

[@frankuraku5622]

I'll never get tired of the Angry Joe clips.

[@Super71_lpc]

@@frankuraku5622 sex

[@rooksclown316]

@@frankuraku5622 *NOBODY'S LAUGHING*

[@FloydianSystem]

As a lesbian Dumbsville fan, Scott Pilgrim had better representation

[@thebigw1231]

Glad to see your a fan of smiling friends.

[@pixxieniicky]

I love that the Dumbsville Cinematic Universe and Dumbsville Lore continues to grow with every video.

[@Lucios1995]

10:20 "From this point onwards the amount of nudity suddenly increases" Reminds me of Hellboy with David Harbour, since in the third act the gore increases ten fold, and it put me off, and I love me some gore. Happened to civilians too 17:26 "The Top 10 Early Deaths of the Past 20 Years" sounds pretty funny if it was self-aware

[@Toasted1337]

if playboi carti replaced andy biersack this film would be a 10/10

[@wiltonginman6550]

10:58 at this point, you’ve convinced me. this movie is godawful

[@campthemvp]

Convinced this is an unofficial sequel to Emo the Musical, even down to the sequel being outright terrible compared to the original

[@nova.exe87]

10:09 Hey y’all Scott here

[@frankuraku5622]

19:54 i love the small detail of the seconds of silence

[@tonybippitykaye]

I’ll admit the album that came from this movie is a bit of a guilty pleasure, but this movie itself is just absolutely all over the place in all the wrong places. It tries to be insightful into the metal industry but just fails miserably with its edginess and idiotic critiques. You want a good satire of the metal scene and the industry? Watch Metalocalypse. It’s not perfect by any means, but it’s ALOT more entertaining than this.

[@_mediogre_]

Just listen to Palaye Royale lol

[@joshuahuq]

9:10 So, Family Guy in a nutshell!!

[@TheHelsinkiForager]

I will never forget Dumbsville for making me quote OJ Simpson constantly to my friends

[@JokeHatesItHere]

This movie: YEAH SATAN X METAL YEAH SO EDGY My Christian parents who listen to metal and rock n roll: 😐😐😐

[@11arerulistening15]

my Christian parents who taught me all I know about metal and rock n roll because of how much they love it: 👁👄👁

[@luchadorfromthefuture2077]

Malcolm McDowell is one of my favorite actors of all time to bad he’s in this movie. (My favorite role from him is probably the Halloween movie and a clockwork orange).

[@jakew6162]

I looked up American Satan review score on Rotten Tomatoes being a 78%.... Why?

[@goofball5182]

Because being Emo Satanist Atheists =cool Or Rotten Tomatoes is just retarted that’s possible too

[@krimsonkatt]

Because it's reviewed by cringe Hollywood "critics" who are almost all satanic pedophiles. They can relate to the people in this movie heavily.

[@jakew6162]

@@goofball5182 I mean these are the same people who review Last Jedi,Cuties and Ghostbusters 2016 with high score

[@goofball5182]

@@jakew6162 oh yeah true

[@BonelessIce]

Even at the height of my edgy middleschool Andy Biersack obsession I thought this movie was shit thats saying something💀

[@Messa-Messilla.]

One of my favorite reviews you made with the Lorax one, keep it up like this :D !

[@bilidedebili1006]

i think this film had a lot of potential, if the cringe scenes were taken out, if characters were more realised and not just stereotypes, the film could have shown the decline of the bend led by Satan, and the Satan thing could have been explained by some drug usage which means they were imagining things , and in the end the lead of the bend shoots the lady character in illusion that she is Satan. he realises in the jail that he has imagined all the things with satan while under influence of drugs and film either ends here or at the funeral of the lady character.

[@dovaistrash1473]

learning that Dumbsville is from the same state as me explains why we both have shit humor and based music taste

[@MK_PSI]

another chapter of the dumbsville cinematic universe complete

[@McPretzel.]

Jesus fucking Christ Dumbsville really made a joke about Canton. I can finally relate to a big KZbinr.

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Keep up the great work, Dumbsville!

[@JohnnyTheGamer]

This movie feels like the dark side of shitpost.

[@Cycloneyer]

i played your intro like 5 times bc i laughed so hard

[@Charl1eSheenWIN]

3:24 oh no they dragged poor Sam from game of thrones into this movie didnt they? damn it Edit: they even dragged Goldberg into this movie too. fuck

[@PhantomPraetor]

23:24 oh *god* not me looking nervously at my god awful script writing practices

[@IllusionistsBane]

I've never heard of Andy Biersack... and when I first heard his name I thought it was spelled "Andy Beersack".

[@thebowler5506]

This is literally a movie with the edginess and "dark energy" of the game Hatred with the dialoge of Morrowind, all with the shitty writing of The Last of Us 2....sweet merciful Christ this was bad

[@ronanjager3829]

@@theonlybilge that's bullshit

[@inthewebh3240]

I have been waiting for dumbsville to do a video on this movie.

[@wigslamenthusiast]

The fact that dumbsville likes yeat and sematary is crazy

[@_mediogre_]

Why was Andy a better actor in his cousin's youtube comedy show than in his actual film debut lmao. On another note, please everybody watch Average Joe. Its such a weird and iconic piece of youtube history.