My neighbors love when I play this. This track hyped them up so much that the party got out of hand and they accidentally threw a brick through my window
@slikkrikk9487 Жыл бұрын
I would've went over there and whipped some ass cuz this song wasn't that serious.
@PretzelCrust4 жыл бұрын
That song gives you plenty of time to contemplate quitting and finding another job
@pl56245 ай бұрын
They had a number of years for that...
@pillowhacker3 жыл бұрын
"The associate is available at all times" while they probably have her running cash registers, gathering shopping carts, mopping the floor, cleaning the bathrooms
@agy234 Жыл бұрын
She’s just lucky they didn’t make her also clean up blood borne pathogens or chemical spills from the other videos
@gedaman4 жыл бұрын
This granny rap caused the east coast vs. west coast rap wars during that time.
@MelancoliaI2 жыл бұрын
They say every night before going to sleep, Suge Knight checked under his bed for Granny.
@gedaman2 жыл бұрын
@@MelancoliaI Any artist that wanna be a real artist and don’t wanna have to worry about customers stealing clothing, sneaking it out of the fitting rooms, come to K-Mart!
@saxongreen782 жыл бұрын
A lotta folks got capped for dissing the 6 garment limit material...it was cold!
@tomboro92118 ай бұрын
Tupac ain't got nothing on her in the 90s
@tiger1213726 жыл бұрын
every day at 7 in the morning the employee stumbles out of bed she wants to stay home and sleep in but she has to go to work instead
@Jopo12263 жыл бұрын
Idk when you are a kid it's a little different. When you are an adult ending your work day early is actually nice. As a kid your teachers would throw random ass shit at you. A job you kind of can rely on a consistent workload.
@user-vi4xy1jw7e3 жыл бұрын
@@Jopo1226 wut
@Elavator662 жыл бұрын
@@user-vi4xy1jw7e i think what he's trying to say that a job's work is a little less constant than school?
@babymoondancer8 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for the people who had to sit through this.
@bucklaw7 жыл бұрын
Friendly's Ice Cream had a video that was so bad-aliens coming from outer space-I decided not to work for them. I also worked at Ames and remember this video.
@jamierabinowitz71026 жыл бұрын
I agree it makes cardi b good
@TBoanz30006 жыл бұрын
I saw this when I worked for them, quit after a month.
@crb40595 жыл бұрын
And yet we are here voluntarily
@bigbobby55555 жыл бұрын
It would be fun to see their reactions!
@DarthArmstrong7 жыл бұрын
Now I finally know who influenced Dr. Dre.
@ravioliravioligivemethefor44886 жыл бұрын
No this is Eminems Grandma
@Wild19956 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha
@alexcentury21665 жыл бұрын
I don’t care that Ames went bankrupt in 2002, whoever thought this was a good idea should be sacked.
@TheOrangeMatty4 жыл бұрын
It's so funny though... from how bad it is lol.
@ecoRfan3 жыл бұрын
@@TheOrangeMatty Rappin’ Granny
@danieljwilson79182 ай бұрын
It's better than listening to the drool crap of today's businesses and most don't even care about customer service today, case in point WalMart.
@Wild19953 жыл бұрын
I cant believe someone would actually want to steal these clothes
@MRVISTA-wz7vj Жыл бұрын
Believe it😂😂😂😂😂😂
@A5PEN-W0LF Жыл бұрын
I was the male backup vocalist in this song. I was 16 years old. I also did the MIDI bass line with my KORG Wavestation
@pantegohummus8215 Жыл бұрын
Did you get paid?
@originalkingalpha5116 Жыл бұрын
@@pantegohummus8215Yeah, in gum.🍬🍬🍬
@A5PEN-W0LF Жыл бұрын
@@pantegohummus8215 I got a 12 dollar bonus on my paycheck that week. This was filmed at the location that I worked at, so I decided to help out.
@NortelGeek8 ай бұрын
@@A5PEN-W0LF This was a national chain - that used your work, and you got $12? I bet the "actresses" got paid more (unless they sourced them from the workforce as well and gave them $6-$12 extra). Not to be rude, but you got the short end of the deal. You did really good work, too! A friend is someone you "help out", a national corporation with millions in assets is an entity you bill. I'm sure you know that, and I hope you don't take my words as rude or uncaring.
@Elavator66Ай бұрын
@@A5PEN-W0LFdo you have anything left over from this song? it'd be nice if you had it in higher quality.
@superstar645 жыл бұрын
Let this be a reminder why companies shouldn’t try to be “hip” and “cool.”
@CapricorNick3 жыл бұрын
Maybe watch the Wendy’s Hot drinks video that’s the piece de resistancè
@MeadeSkeltonMusic3 жыл бұрын
Only rap song i could tolerate
@shinymew2007 жыл бұрын
1:46 Top 10 raps of '96
@streamtrollmike53487 жыл бұрын
shinymew200 top ten anime themes, #1 ames Shinde iru
@gb91-bb-47moments7 жыл бұрын
True dat shinymew200
@ScrollsofSombra3 жыл бұрын
Nah. Hot Drinks is better
@KarenCorr3 жыл бұрын
Grill Skill
@socialmedia46375 жыл бұрын
"Lemme know when you're ready and we'll make an even exchange/That way you try on everything you wanted to try today" LYRICAL FIRE🔥🔥🔥💯
@apachette073 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@BreadnButtuh2 жыл бұрын
😂😭
@pattontank7736 жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every store orientation video I've watched on KZbin that had a bad rap I'd have a lot of nickels.
Just think somewhere in a board room there were a bunch of overpaid company execs meeting with an advertisement agency and had to approve of this training video. Can you imagine being the fruitcake who had to be the one who gave the go ahead for budget to produce this classic Gem! 🤣
@ScaryGarrySG1 Жыл бұрын
"Can we spend a little less budget-wise though?"
@rdred8693 Жыл бұрын
LMAO at fruitcake.
@blayne16028 жыл бұрын
I need this as my ringtone lool
@DoomieGruntVentures6 жыл бұрын
The 1990s called. They want their dutch camera angles back.
@SpaceShank8 жыл бұрын
This was by far my favorite training video. I tried to buy it when the store I worked at closed, but no go. Thank you for posting this!
@KarenCorr3 жыл бұрын
A valiant effort
@weibernipple7 жыл бұрын
Here's an oldie for ya. Take this job and shove it!
@supermarku21967 жыл бұрын
well it's better than most songs these days full of autotune with lyrics about big bootys
@kevini42952 жыл бұрын
I was an assistant manager for Ames right out of college. It was sad that I had to make new hires watch this lol 😅
@MediaWatchDawg7 жыл бұрын
And three weeks after "production" wrapped, Ames closed.
@TobyWoby7 жыл бұрын
They spent all their money on this rap video.
@LindaFromSeaAtTull6 жыл бұрын
@@TobyWoby Rap Granny made them go bankrupt.
@PrinceOfMadness7 жыл бұрын
I started crying tears of laughter during the song XD
@Transports7 жыл бұрын
Boardroom exec meeting went something like..."Got to protect those company assets and profits. But how can we get the message through to the kids that work in our stores? Hey I know! Let's make a rapping video and theme it around their popular music TV show. Well done Chad. You're up for promotion."
@SDRockman7 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's one hip hopping old lady, givin' out her wise words of wisdom right here.
@lordsomber4 жыл бұрын
Word.
@andreo2 жыл бұрын
Chances are she's dead by now :(
@SDRockman2 жыл бұрын
@@andreo What? Oh no, not the little old lady! :3
@tiger1213726 жыл бұрын
and lets just say for a moment the lady wants another size just tell her to go on a diet then the clothes will fit just fine
@SearsCool6 жыл бұрын
What if the clothes are too big?
@Dan_074 жыл бұрын
Sears Cool you tell her to go get a pizza
@lynnhook55998 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! I actually remember this from working at Ames like 10 years ago...
@gaywizard20003 жыл бұрын
Do you need counseling?
@pl56243 жыл бұрын
Didnt Ames close in 2004?
@autotune8812 Жыл бұрын
watched this when i was 16. my first job. was so disappointed i was never shown another training video ever again
@gb91-bb-47moments7 жыл бұрын
Why didn't they make a single out of this? It could've made a bunch of money.
@pl56242 жыл бұрын
Ames management wasn't that smart....hence why they went bankrupt...
@NikateeN8 жыл бұрын
"At one time..."
@904czv46 жыл бұрын
NikateeN the trick is to be kind.
@DoomieGruntVentures6 жыл бұрын
The associate available at all times.
@baronsorgi14 жыл бұрын
Doomie Grunt - Dead Malls & Derelict Digs Ames pays You in dimes
@baronsorgi14 жыл бұрын
Kiss my ass
@swissmediastuff4 жыл бұрын
Thats right! At one time
@TheKingOfBeans7 жыл бұрын
Dan bell brought me here
@AdrienneM136 жыл бұрын
Sean Dyer same 😂
@synthvvavve1916 жыл бұрын
Sean Dyer Same😂 Only Dan Bell would portray a customer as a druggie lmao
@xxcharrxx95214 жыл бұрын
Chadtronic
@TownieGirl19746 жыл бұрын
2:36 - I heard "twy". Anyone else?
@OneUponADime4 жыл бұрын
Walmart needs a video like this, they are fucking useless at changing rooms
@904czv46 жыл бұрын
Better than CardiB.
@mytoesarecold55554 жыл бұрын
Lame
@ecoRfan3 жыл бұрын
GrannyB
@whereismyxanax2 жыл бұрын
When you order Kurt Loder from Wish
@mr.patrickssemiautomaticdr31347 жыл бұрын
this lady got some serious skillz.
@boredandsleepy8 жыл бұрын
I don't understand, did she say it was 7 maximum garments?
@alecsalloum27387 жыл бұрын
Morgan Görtz ONLY 6 AT 1 TIME
@jc197666 жыл бұрын
NO!! It's 6!! I mean, it's repeated over and over and over and over.... Just watch the video again..lol!
@CallieMasters50006 жыл бұрын
That old bitty is peering into my soul so hard, I can't remember a thing she says.
@icreatedanaccountforthis18525 жыл бұрын
No. It was 5. Pay attention.
@devilscoachman795 жыл бұрын
Yes it is 7, one of them is a two piece garment.
@robertpsarudakis34744 жыл бұрын
I love the mullet!
@Andregrindle5 жыл бұрын
This is STILL far better than Gucci Gang.
@kevinimp8217 Жыл бұрын
do they sing about goochi goochi koo?
@mikaelvideos35495 жыл бұрын
This rap is so good
@user-ub1pc8lc2i8 ай бұрын
Forget Kesha's "Praying" and the full uncut version of "All Too Well," THIS was the worst snub in Grammy history
@IVR028 жыл бұрын
Rapping Granny FTW!!!
@BigSwanProductions7 жыл бұрын
At one time That's right at one time
@gregoryreed48664 жыл бұрын
When there were department stores and a lot of people working for that personalized service. In the last 15 years , you had to start a fire in order to get anyone's help
@TVHouseHistorian Жыл бұрын
Watching this video makes me miss the mid-1990’s. Things were so much simpler. Almost no international or domestic turbulence. Everything was just business as usual. Then 9/11 hit and our very identity changed.
@fairfaxcat1312Ай бұрын
The fine young man who hosts this presentation “caught some things [this time] I guess [he’s] always taken for granted.” His life’s central guiding principle has been that 6 individual pieces, not six priced units, define his identity and character.
@mavericksquid8 жыл бұрын
I question the street cred of this rapper.
@Kamakzie19764 жыл бұрын
When all of them talk and say the same thing at the same time in the song they sound like the Borg collective.
@taylorp5352 жыл бұрын
As someone who has worked customer service and retail for a LONG TIME, I would have LOVED A FUNNY VIDEO LIKE THIS 😂😂 LIKE THIS GRANDMA JUST BE SPITTING LINES LIKE 😂
@Piefav29 жыл бұрын
These some mad beats fam.
@Jay-os5nw7 жыл бұрын
That ole granny is awesome !! Who is she ?
@jacobphelps29945 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually Colin Mochrie in drag.
@baronsorgi14 жыл бұрын
That’s Shirley Temple when she grew up
@SoSoPrettyMS214 жыл бұрын
DJ Mcdee 😂😂😂😂
@francishudgick93924 жыл бұрын
I want her album! I could see her playing at a club on the Sunset Strip!
@crazyjedi59943 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the trick is to be kind…
@IRONHORSE11M5 жыл бұрын
Everyone Is thinking this. This rap is a banger.
@ravioliravioligivemethefor44886 жыл бұрын
Rappin for Jesus VS Fit for you Who won?
@cherrycreamsoda42536 жыл бұрын
Ravioli Ravioli Give me the Formuoli there is no winner both are winners
@ravioliravioligivemethefor44886 жыл бұрын
True
@LindaFromSeaAtTull6 жыл бұрын
Granny Ames won.
@tman49152 жыл бұрын
I have to admit this is kinda cool to see videos like this. Ames seemed to be a fun place to work in it’s time and they seemed to stress safety and educating their employees on retail 101. I have a huge appreciation and respect for retailers like this. It’s a shame they’re no longer around it seems like they were a fun place to shop. I give all my business to brick and mortar retailers I do not shop online and I am not a fan of amazon because they are killing our Jobs and infrastructure. We are losing a critical amount of our stores and Amazon is monopolizing the markets and they are cashing out on our strip communities.
@socalguy976 жыл бұрын
Any wonder they’re out of business? Lol
@alecsalloum27386 жыл бұрын
JC6817 there clothing looked ugly and like nothing anyone I know would wear
@rockyroad201012 Жыл бұрын
6 is the maximum...at one time...that's right at one time
@BattleAngelAlita18 жыл бұрын
I consider myself a connoisseur of training videos and this is the absolute worst one ever
@4lifeReagan7 жыл бұрын
Do you have any other training videos converted to DVD or on VHS? I;m interested in buying either format if your willing to sell.
@_BeaverDuck7 жыл бұрын
It's so bad it's good!
@corsaircarl95826 жыл бұрын
Grade A shit, it's like a fine wine.
@mspixiedust1006 жыл бұрын
Actually it was very helpful
@nondescriptnyc2 жыл бұрын
This is pretty impressive! Ames must have been doing quite well around this time because they used the most cutting-edge graphics, color scheme, and music for this video-although it was only to be used internally.
@supernightslash3 жыл бұрын
I can feel the soul in me slowly draining...
@scubasteve74397 жыл бұрын
i like how this just has no comments until now
@nikkiwooden78763 жыл бұрын
That haircut 😹😹😹
@hhluvzmagik5 жыл бұрын
Oh my God these videos are so condescending and such a hot mess but that rapping granny is hysterical!
@youyatubetak76244 жыл бұрын
'the trick here is to be polite, not to launch a big attack'
@FrenkTheJoy4 жыл бұрын
How could I tell from the thumbnail that lady was going to rap?
@pl56243 жыл бұрын
Should have been on MTV
@vanillamilkbread7 жыл бұрын
CHADTROPIC SENT ME HERE
@cherrycreamsoda42536 жыл бұрын
Oh.. so you’ve experienced this cancerous video too??
@vincentnocera25212 жыл бұрын
I found myself grooving to this....and that qualifies me as a hardcore Ames fan!
@danieljwilson79182 ай бұрын
Even though AMES collapsed it was because they absorbed all the debt from buying HILLS which was settled with debt but AMES seemed to be a well ran company that educated it's employees in Retail 101 and A plus customer service. WALMART could seriously take a lesson from AMES in that respect. I think even Sam Walton is rolling in his grave the way his company is being managed.
@cherrycreamsoda42536 жыл бұрын
I only listen to real music. Like this, and Rapping for Jesus,
@TobyWoby6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about the Sex Offender Shuffle.
@SearsCool6 жыл бұрын
Those are real rap songs
@gedaman4 жыл бұрын
Tommy Tanks Add Daddy DaDa - “Treat All Women With Respect” to your real music playlist.
@michaelglover28714 жыл бұрын
With that thumbnail, is this a Benny Hill sketch?
@swissmediastuff2 жыл бұрын
2:24 This part always gets me
@MeadeSkeltonMusic3 жыл бұрын
Only Rap I could ever listen to
@s0nnyburnett10 жыл бұрын
Oh god that was so awkward and forced. Why the hell did a discount store lock their fitting rooms? That's just asking for trouble.
@DriveLaken4 жыл бұрын
I took the test and answered, "AT TWO TIME". didnt get the job I felt like a knob But my career in rap It is where its at Ames cant beat that
@Fingerling20125 жыл бұрын
New sound hitting the street huh 🙄
@icreatedanaccountforthis18525 жыл бұрын
But why 6? That poor person with 7 has to come back out just to grab that one last item?
@timlamb67352 ай бұрын
Oddity Archive brought me here. "Why is she wearing a tub of Cool Whip on her head?!?" 😂
@10smackers887 жыл бұрын
Chad Tropic
@alexsaab80896 жыл бұрын
A whatic?
@roxcyn6 жыл бұрын
@@alexsaab8089 - he does reaction videos from videos like these. Chadtronic is his channel.
@amuckamuckamuck2734 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh, this is my jam!!!
@MartinTorres-wr4pj7 жыл бұрын
The wife of the The Rappin Duke.
@DriveLaken4 жыл бұрын
In the beginning, that's the guy that said, "Girls in high school keep getting younger, but I stay the SAME age, YO!"
@taylorp5355 ай бұрын
I HOPE THEY BRING THIS BACK WHEN AMES COMES BACK 😂😂😂😂
@jxlollopez69897 жыл бұрын
That's one catchy number.
@shumla7ranch Жыл бұрын
I never did care much for rap, but after watching this I'm no sap, gonna try on some clothes at Ames, and never gonna snitch the names.
@nolanb5816 Жыл бұрын
I actually think this is pretty cool. And I’m sure they enjoyed filming this!
@timothyhassett53444 жыл бұрын
pretty sure this was filmed in my hometown, great barrington ma.... yikes
@daveporter02175 жыл бұрын
Both Oddity Archive and Dan Bell brought me here.
@jacobphelps29945 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone who knows about Oddity Archive.
@WisconsinCentralProductions3 жыл бұрын
ames: ah yes, being *hip and cool will svae us from bankruptcy* 2002: im gonna end this mans career
@fairfaxcat1312Ай бұрын
KZbin commentator “ParkourRhett” echoes the sentiments of a number of our fine commentators when he lets loose with the observation that this presentation is analogous to “Dan Bell.” What is the meaning of this association and who is this “Dan Bell” individual?
@martybaran55094 жыл бұрын
Was Granny in the OG wu tang?
@RenoLion7777 жыл бұрын
Who the fu*k. picked HER to rap? could they really not find anyone else?
@LindaFromSeaAtTull6 жыл бұрын
Maybe they were trying to reach our to both young and old?
@Derek-no8fu5 жыл бұрын
Well they tried to hire your ugly mama, but she wasn't available.
@theweakestlink22783 жыл бұрын
Fabulous Fitt is my jam!!! 🤘😎🤘
@sapphireblue202310 ай бұрын
This is actually so catchy oh my goodness they need to win a grammy or something. It’s just a masterpiece.
@ParkourRhett Жыл бұрын
Dan Bell Sent me here!
@originalkingalpha5116 Жыл бұрын
Granny belongs to the streets.😆
@Reefdevil7 жыл бұрын
@ 3:18, sounds like she just gave up on rapping
@gregoryreed48664 жыл бұрын
I watch this often which worries me that I love this cheesy old broad
@tiger1213726 жыл бұрын
let me know let me know when you're ready and please don't take all day there are other people waiting to try on clothes today
@jacobphelps29945 жыл бұрын
Nobody's said this before, but she looks like Colin Mochrie in drag.