Amish Women Confess Their Endless Sins

[@jennifercramer2156]

Her last words were, "I can only describe it as a human turducken."

[@tomasmalin]

I had to look it up....LOL!

[@mesmer3780]

Dear God the mental picture...

[@sofiaprendiville3871]

WHATTHEFUCKEWWWW

[@katietoast3749]

For anyone who doesn’t understand the sketch, Amish people live very secluded “pure and simple” lives. They live in isolated communities without most modern technology or any things like alcohol, drugs, TV, sex, etc. When Amish teens reach a certain age they go through Rumspringa, a period of a few months to a few years where the teens go off on their own and experience a “worldly” life, doing drugs, smoking, sleeping around, and living a modern life. The idea is that they see the depravity and sin in this and make the choice on their own to return to the church and Amish community. The girls in this sketch are recounting their experiences in Rumspringa, all the bad things they did.

[@WhiffleWaffles]

Oh boy, do I know that. In PA we have kids get pulled over for DUI's in horse buggies xD

[@missblueberry1033]

You think drugs are normal things? .... And not all amish are allowed to experience "rumspringa" and they are also not allowed to have sex with random people while "rumspringa" ...

[@Kardinaalilintu]

Miss Blueberry and "rumspringa" sounds a lot like rum run in swedish.

[@agonleed3841]

Miss Blueberry lmao..."not allowed" My 5yr old isn't allowed sweet snacks after 10pm. Doesn't mean be doesn't try to sneak one every so often

[@missblueberry1033]

Kardinaalilintu haha it means word for word translated "jump around" in german 😜

[@mikethecubinator]

"I had never heard of Al Qaeda so I said Sure I'll stay for dinner"

[@StarSnowGhost]

I thought this was pretty funny. It may not capture the Amish lifestyle accurately, but I didn't expect it to. The idea of confessing sins over your whole lifetime, no matter how insane they are and how unfitting the confession site is, was really done well. I especially cracked up at the bits where they met their men, were having sex, and the ending. The confessions and the situations were just too ridiculous.

[@eveningdim7167]

Umatsu Obossa So they're encouraged to come back because they do all the worst decisions in a short amount of time and are so overwhelmed that they run back to safety?

[@m.ivyluna4632]

AubrentheJack well it's less that and more told "go and see if you like the outside world" They are not encouraged to be "sinful" but it's a few crazy late teen/early adults with no parental supervision so things often get a tad crazy. In turn they find they don't like that much crazy and are homesick and go home. Think a bachelor party before you swear to be a adult. Also it's not unheard of for kids to star in outside world. Rare but not unheard of.

[@murrayscott9546]

@@m.ivyluna4632 Who woulda thunk ?

[@HeyItsTyler2000]

Why are people so offended? It's not like Amish people can see this anyway lmao

[@babyaspen8200]

+Tyler Smith lmao

[@Happy-to3tf]

Tyler Smith that's like saying we should make memes about cats because cats can't read

[@ygs497]

I mean they can't though.

[@tl0827]

Tyler Smith How about common decency?

[@abeyoder2631]

Tyler Smith Dude, get real!! I guess you are kind of out of the loop on this one.

[@noemiv8248]

I watched this once, years ago, but my English wasn’t very good back then and I could hardly understand the words, let alone the cultural references. Now, after my CAE exam, I have come back to experience this in it’s full glory.

[@isaacthefallenapple15]

I mean... the concept was good. As well as actresses and location.

[@asherpereira615]

Isaac Thefallenapple so it was good, then.

[@GetOuttaMyFae]

I grew up around Amish people and I still come into contact with them every day. They are so nice :) they keep to their own community as much as possible but they are very kind people :)

[@FalinPerth]

I didn't find this particularly anti-Amish. The joke would have worked pretty much the same with Catholics or Lutherans or any group with a system of confession like alcoholics anonymous. The joke is just that these women did so much sinning, in a short period of time, that it takes a lifetime to confess it all. Nothing uniquely Amish about that.

[@powertuber3.047]

I see it as a validation and confirmation of the tragic end and death spiral of our own western civilization.

[@DaiKozui]

Omg... This was a fucking joke. It wasn't meant to be accurate. They only portrayed some ignorant stereotypes of Amish people for the sake of comedy... Geez...

[@EasilyBoredGamer]

+Reuben Taylor you do know what a comedy video is meant to do right, there not 100% accurate or it wouldn't be funny

[@DaiKozui]

The Easily Bored Gamer Agreed, this comment was directed to the people complaining that the video was inaccurate and falsely representing the Amish, as if the video was supposed to be a documentary...

[@DaiKozui]

Jim Key Black face historically was used to mock and ridicule black people. Black face is not needed to imitate us. You want to imitate black people fine, but do it without painting yourself like or skin is a costume. As long as a comedy isn't mocking, ridiculing or degrading a group it should be fine in my opinion. This skit wasn't offensive in my opinion but who we should really be asking is the Amish...

[@SeminarioMAE]

Al Jolson fought against black discrimination in the early twentieth century. He did the "blackface" act to mock the idea of "white supremacy" by showing the value of African American musical/cultural idioms. Consider that black people could not perform in these venues during this time, so he painted his face black to give a sense of presence in these venues. He was one of the most popular singers in his time period and he did it by singing African American influenced music, which helped bring the attention of African American music to white audiences. He was also an activist for the black community, and is noted as being one of the earliest individuals in popular culture to bridge a cultural gap between blacks and whites in the early twentieth century. I'd hardly call any of that racist.

[@DaiKozui]

TroySmithNova Seems like you're looking for conflict... My use of the term "historically" was meant to imply that blackface is still relevant in the 21st Century. I don't think that everything that has happened in the past is relevant to today but somethings are. At the end of the day, if someone asks you not to do something because it deeply offends and bothers them you should be respectful and just not do it (if there request is within reason of course). I don't need to paint my face white to imitate Abraham Lincoln. You don't need to paint your face Black to imitate MLK. Simply put...

[@caitlyn7310]

Just saying, Amish women keep their hair tightly pulled back and parted down the middle, so parted they get a permanent gap. They don't let their hair loosely hang by their shoulders.

[@caitlyn7310]

Dunno about that bro

[@RJTheHero8]

What are the odds of both women marrying a guy named "Husband"? It must be 1 in a 1,000,000! :0

[@daysleepnightread6905]

i once knew an english guy who had three brothers and each brother had a filipino wife... what are the odds of that?

[@adamv4344]

as I walk through the valley were I harvest my grain

[@smproductions7141]

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain.

[@JustADude24]

+SMProductions And yet on my land she had no claim

[@tashamoller4888]

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me, you know I shun fancy things, like electricity.

[@tashamoller4888]

+Just A Dude 24 It's a Weird All parody

[@bryntendo]

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool. And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone!

[@georgeholmes2134]

Amish aren't Catholic, they ask only God for forgiveness. I live in Pennsylvania. We have lots of Amish.

[@entrancedsnow7076]

Yup

[@megharoni]

+George Holmes That's also not at all how Catholics repent. They just sit in a booth and tell a priest everything, not family members.

[@jackkliegerman5909]

My sympathies.

[@TheNeverposts]

Godamn it... I thought this was so funny. Now I'll never get over how inaccurate it is

[@elishaandrewraley3318]

Missing the point everyone. Humor isn't meant to be 100% accurate. Laugh at it or leave it.

[@snoozeybutton]

People in the comments: just because it was written by a woman and has female actresses, why does that mean it's for a different audience than you? Why would you then not get the jokes? Am I not supposed to like sketches written and performed by men? Because most of them are, and they're not hard to understand. There's no reason a man shouldn't understand this sketch.... Anymore than I wouldn't get 90% of CH sketches. Just because it's a different gender doesn't mean it's a different language. If it was, for the most part women would be shit out of luck watching comedy sketches. If I can appreciate key and peele, why can't you appreciate this?

[@colekuczek9812]

While the comment section is rude, you're assuming that people don't like it because it's written by a woman. Sure, it's written by a woman. If the woman produces shit, it's the exact same. Instead, because this is one of the few sketches written by a woman, people assume its because she's a woman that she's a bad writer. That's really not the case. This sketch is bad because it was written by a shitty writer. Not because that writer is a woman but because she is shit. P.S Don't bother replying with a comment that demonizes men and makes all women seem like victims, because that just puts another brick in this massive wall that separates men and women. Sorry if I misjudged you, but you sound like a batshit crazy feminazi because you got pissed over a few comments.

[@snoozeybutton]

+Cole Kuczek I seem like a "feminazi" because I responded to KZbin comments? Why is that "batshit crazy"? You just responded to my KZbin comment, I don't think that makes you batshit crazy. I didn't demonize men, so I don't know where you're getting that shit from. I was responding to people saying the sketch sucked because "it wasn't written for men" and "as a man, I don't understand it." What about it so so womanly that a man couldn't possibly understand? The fact that there's women in it? And why don't you explain to me exactly what is bad about the sketch? What about it is poor writing? It was pretty creative, with an interesting concept and funny progression. Seemed pretty well written to me. Just because you didn't like it doesn't make it poorly written unless you can think of an actual mechanic that's bad about it. And don't tell me I'm overreacting. You're the one that started spouting off Rush Limbaugh terminology as soon as I mentioned gender in comedy

[@santolina8]

She "came off as a psychobitch from first impressions" because she...what? Had an opinion about sexist comments on the internet? Careful bruh, your sexism is showing.

[@fishbuddy547]

+Cole Kuczek Exactly. Who cares if the person was a woman, man, duck, purple alien, ect. If the skit sucked, the skit sucked.

[@smaakjeks]

I wish my college years were this crazy.

[@Emily-kd2zv]

The funniest part of this is that you guys pretend Amish people live past 40

[@Mchenrjld]

In fairness, every Amish community has a different relationship with modern medicine. Some communities are 100 percent up on preventative care. Some only go to the doctor for acute illness. Some see the doctor less often than a Christian Scientist. It varies.

[@allisonsmith9343]

the list of sins seems longer than their actual stay

[@Donnah1979]

Turns out they made a lot of it up...

[@michaelrauch8629]

Stop being polite and Start getting real... really touched me

[@NS1973]

Okay. Nailed it. Like, you hit that puppy out of the park! Seriously. You hit the funny like it owed you money.

[@glitterslits6269]

Amish people cant see this so chill out 😂😂😂

[@lollypop6155]

Omigosh! The best Amish skit I have ever seen! Bravo! 🤣

[@BacadoTheSkoggy]

I love that the man they were confessing to died a minute into the video but the just kept confessing to each other

[@blueinkheart]

"We almost didnt make it out alive because...there's only so many times a person can come- you understand." Ich bin tot 💀

[@leannacollins5489]

I remember seeing this when I was like 9 or 10 and not getting it at all but now I get it and I'm laughing so hard

[@StormyHotwolf88]

Wait, so... This is the short time they leave Amish society can came back with all these stories? lol

[@hannahyoung2137]

StormyHotWolf88 they leave for quite a while.

[@daisychainmilk]

StormyHotWolf88 Rumaspringa is what it's called

[@mekman4]

That was brilliant, i love this channel. More please.

[@genisay]

I think it sounds more like these two went out and got up to a lot of really....interesting...things while they were away. Like....a lot. They have stories to tell than most boozing foot loose teenagers from the 60s.

[@soraninja]

I knew this would be good from the thumbnail and it did not disappoint!

[@clearesmiles]

LOL... Thank you I needed a laugh!

[@georgietisdale8320]

Watching the Bad Things music video beforehand gives this video so much more substance

[@kandleramos6223]

How can you drag the Amish like this when they aren't even here to defend themselves

[@poppysfit]

Did she say, "human turducken"? LOL!

[@miekadegerness67]

We all need a Laugh sometimes , For this we need a sense of Humor .. Cheers Folks Have a wonderful safe weekend

[@michaelrauch8629]

I'm dying... this is great

[@WhatThePolitics]

It's funny because they will never watch this

[@billybob5312]

We should all go live with the blessed people for a month

[@LucidDreamer54321]

Actually, they don't need to confess their sins after returning from rumspringa before they have not yet joined the church. Confession of sins is for church members.

[@sonofhell98]

This is probably the more random things that I've watched off of my recommendations

[@mattresbert]

Brilliant stuff

[@pamelawestenbarger2945]

That there is funny, I don't care what anyone says....

[@hindaschneider5206]

RUMSPRINGA, WHOOO!!!

[@ScottEltringhamMusic]

😂😂😂 that end!

[@fisebilillah4406]

I thought I would laugh, now I'm almost crying.

[@marthawarrington7748]

They really had a lot of sins , takes eternity to confess

[@samuellindsell3967]

1:44 she looks at the camera

[@jessicahare5910]

I lost it at "human turducken."

[@eleanorclub]

This is really, really funny. I'm dyin.

[@fayeskelly1633]

R.I.P. Husband and Husband

[@TheAfricanKing55]

Can I marry the redhead?

[@XTechnochocolateXx]

That moment when the song in the background is actually a Mormon song.

[@morpheues2127]

Anyone know where they filmed this at? That house is amazing!

[@jortikkaa568]

If the cuts weren't so jarring, this could be a master peace.

[@djones1234567654321]

genius sketch

[@ZachariaM]

When I heard the end I had to rematch the whole video to understand 😂

[@jimpaull731]

When I was a Amish women it was before transgender being cool and all; I used to tell my fellow Amish chicks that I was no longer a dude and they needed to get over the hate bashing and show me some womanly love! And they were all like"thats gross, and your a sicko!" That's why I got out, they're all racist

[@Ash_W04]

That's not racist. That transphobic.

[@tonalddrump804]

Holy he'll, I have the same bandana Gramps coughed into :D

[@tonalddrump804]

Why did it autocorrect hell to he'll... and god to God? I hate my phone now.

[@aidenbelanger7867]

Wow they did all those sins in only a quarter of their life? That's impressive!

[@laffin_out_loud]

This has to be a funny skit.

[@charleseleggat8836]

2:05 that little girl's playing with a toy TRAIN- I'm not sure the Amish approve of toy trains, being modern technology and all.

[@tugglemiles2991]

I went to an old order school and I loved it ....

[@davidsalisbury5881]

I was married to an Amish girl at onetime. At the Divorce Hearing she told the Judge that I drove her Buggy.

[@vanessawood1015]

Thank you KZbin

[@wonderwoman3966]

Lol....this is fuckin hillarious!!! Amish people are very very nice for the most part, I dont think theyd be offended.

[@Gterr1971]

hats at the table

[@officialhaught]

Hilarious video. How are there so many negative comments? Are there more trolls than real people now or are the people watching this just too stupid to understand a joke?

[@mattrosen9936]

I feel like u should be on a show

[@gusdelk7401]

I wanna hear the whole story like in a movie or something

[@harrihaffi2713]

No wittinesses!? Ps: Tony’s chocolonely ftw!

[@Munkingly]

I don't understand the unwarranted hate on CH2.

[@goddessmelanisia]

Too fancy a house for actual Amish.

[@goddessmelanisia]

Showing too much hair also.

[@ByteMeCompletely]

Amy Schumer's best work.

[@dieselscience]

I thought this was the beginning of a bad porn.

[@razzle8140]

Oliver Twist meets Casey Anthony.

[@mandalabee]

So I'm just looking at KZbin comments (because I never learn), and it's clear how the unhappy and sinful gather here to admit they have no sense of humor. Thus, I'm walking away laughing at all of this. #sayitwithmea-u-shick-shick-shick-empollo

[@shistershook8706]

1:36 has me dead

[@abby5149]

That was hilarious

[@cittyfeu274]

When you know your not on the actual channel, but you don’t care.

[@radar2119]

Very, very, funny.

[@spencermilagrosconti8153]

Was to ending the beginning of romance by My Chem

[@tinklvsme]

FYI DONT EAT WHILE WATCHING THIS, U MAY CHOKE TO DEATH!! 😝

[@stupidname8448]

Somehow I almost cried

[@StephFrandsen]

That's 3:42 minutes of my life I can't get back :-O

[@girlpals]

I'm living my life all wrong xD

[@blackhokage1744]

I don't know this college humor cast

[@cheetyliciousmeowmeow1085]

cocktail napkins wern't meant to clean up that kind of mess....

[@netsalon1]

hahaha laugh my ass off

[@thevoidwantssanrioplushies9882]

Damn they lived

[@MissyPink]

No one here can be offended by this it's not like you're Amish and if you are then you're breaking the rules by watching this in the first place. The only thing people could get mad at is that this wouldn't actually happen cause the women do not get a rum springa (probably spelled wrong) only the men may leave, not the women

[@fluencyclub]

I didn't laugh but I enjoyed it if that makes sense

[@Artistimistic]

that blonde lady works ate buzzfeed now interesting

[@istronglydisagree]

Oh shit, some of this is filmed at Muscoot Farm

[@juraicgamer4408]

Funny but I still don’t know why some people think it is real

[@okina7816]

Please list all hate comments below(in this thread)

[@flissfloss915]

Ellis Friths "THIS IS WRONG, HAVE SOME DECENCY" -Party Citn

[@simplyruth4069]

Why do I keep watching this crap

[@rinisafool]

"I lasted two minutes the I gave up"

[@Ash_W04]

@@rinisafool I saw that one 😆

[@JoeHooker11]

I lasted only two minutes than I gave up. I didn't find it funny in any sense.

[@mrs.robinson4878]

The last one made me giggle a little bit. The others were not any better you didn't miss anything.

[@rinisafool]

Not to be rude, but you could at least give some criticism instead of saying "Its not funny"

[@iwanttoeatyoursocks2123]

JoeHooker11 well thats an opinion. Go and take it elsewhere because really, its pointless

[@HeyitsBri_]

*Rumshringa!*

[@stillkind7154]

I T W A S A L I B R A R Y C A R D

[@ezrabrooks12]

FUNNY STUFF!

[@AcIdCaShSoCiOpAtH]

man, i use to live in Lancaster mf country up in Pennsylvania . them Amish and Mennonite girls were plain AND healthy thick. riding bikes all mf day. speaking Pa Dutch and English on the fly. theys guarded but extremely quizative/ curious. Got to go to a monster truck show with a mennonite girl back in '09, i think it was. her name was Melody. had the bonnet and the handmade dress. she was dope af

[@AcIdCaShSoCiOpAtH]

dont git me started on the Amish men who were just naturally fit and thick from their carpentry lifestyle. mm mm mm. aint nothin like a man who can build a barn and rock a straw hat.

[@RustyShackleford-oo9zh]

I wish I was Amish.