My Friend’s Mom tried to Force her to have a BABY WITH ME - Reddit Podcast

[@AlexZuroff]

As someone who has been widowed and remarried, I'm very happy for OP in the last story, and his kids, and Mamma L.

[@zangryomani1257]

With how crazy that mother was getting I thought this was going to end very differently instead this womans plan QUITE LITTERALLY backfires on her

[@quantumblurrr]

I think you’d have to be insane to think that was a true story

[@zangryomani1257]

@@quantumblurrr Mate, shut it, if your aware of human phycology, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN

[@phoenixxam5812]

@@zangryomani1257 i literally love the guy (the narrator) who mimicked the mother’s voice LOL “TiaAAAaAaAa?”

[@amandakelly4593]

@@quantumblurrr Can’t you think of anything more original to say? You’re entitled to believe what you want, but you don’t have to be a jerk about it.

[@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia]

Like, can we change the jail time from 2049 to 3099?

[@jam1494]

"This lady went from 100 to 1000." Lol, I like the way the OP wrote that first story.

[@4SHER.the.3NBY]

I love their creating writing as well. I re-listened to the first story a few times because of it. Plus, the narrator did so well with the voice-acting for the Karen.

[@thatonedevilguy5001]

Story 2: she needs to realize this only causes resentment and taints the image her husband had of her.

[@Syxxth]

The last story broke me. The OP was so dedicated to his wife, that even after death, he was loyal. He then takes his gf onto his wife’s grave, to introduce her. A close friend, of whom I had a crush, passed away some time back. While I have been attracted to other females, nothing will ever feel like it did when she was alive. Before she moved, the last thing she told me was “I know you love me.”. She hugged me, then went back inside to finish packing to move. I know you love me. That still resonates through my soul. Sometimes, I will find myself thinking about her what might have been. It feels like I lost my heart somewhere. It’s in the Lost and Found bin somewhere. Unfortunately, the place where it was lost has been gone for years, so it is impossible to go get it.

[@nick_panag]

that's heartbreaking. i hope everything turns out well for you

[@shadowrosegaming3566]

Have a virtual hug from this Internet stranger

[@serebliss]

another hug from an internet stranger I hope you are doing as well as can be.

[@Dragon-yz1qi]

Bit late, but heres a hug from another stranger on the interntet (:

[@TheDarkLink7]

The last story is so wholesome. This is what John Wick would've been had the son not killed the dog.

[@mirshadow]

Yeah so true

[@SpookyGhostHippy]

The last one really made me cry I'm happy for them!!

[@carlrood4457]

I think the important thing is to acknowledge that the hole in your heart will never go away, but what's left can grow. It's nice to know he found someone who truly understands that.

[@thejaydawg2162]

I love how this guy can do so many different voices. It’s actually crazy how he can switch in a snap.

[@TheHeirofDrakkon]

Story 1, The mother sounds like my ex mother in law who wanted kids so badly (despite a court order forcing her to not have kids) that she took my ex wife's first and third child, who are not mine, and I have the second, my daughter. Story 2, I do not approve of cheating of any kind, revenge, petty, drunk, dying, or even curiosity, so that dying wife will soon find herself husbandless if she pursues it. Story 3, It's always good to find someone, even though they'll never fill the hole in your heart, they will eventually help you feel whole, I should know, my current wife helped and still is helping me in many ways.

[@lumina_cub7398]

Okay I found it funny how the OP called out American stores like that in the first story 😂😂

[@limbo2433]

The first story op is amazing, I love their manner of speaking and fashion

[@Star_Blast_Playz]

They’re legit like my BFF, they are the exact same lol

[@christinedeshano2872]

I would have called the police the first time I found out she was trying to force her daughter to have a baby against her will.

[@BM-wf8jj]

Story #2: She may be dying but that request shows how little she values the OP as a partner beyond the security that he provides her. Everybody has a past but if you're fully committed to a relationship, your exes shouldn't even be big enough factors in your life to have any effect on your marriage. If she's bold enough to justify making an absurd request like that, she's probably going to do it anyways or resent the OP and act shitty towards him if she honors his rejection of the request. As much as it would hurt him as well as her, I wouldn't blame him if he decided to abandon his wife during her last days. She may not have slept with her ex yet but the damage is already done and she's already disrespected her husband and their marriage. And chances are that she's recently come back in contact with him and has already been emotionally cheating on the OP and rekindling that old flame for that ex to even be an immediate candidate. When f*ckery is afoot, don't just automatically dismiss it as a passing whim. There's usually a lot more disrespectful sh*t that happened beforehand which you weren't privy to that built it up to that point. I just hope that the OP had the self-respect to not simp and not oblige such a disrespectful request or told hwr to do what she wanted but that he wasn't going to be around for her any longer.

[@Ante-Anima]

Agreed. If she only wanted intense sex, she should just have asked that. It's easy to accomodate. If she wanted so badly her ex's wiener then maybe asking a 3some with her husband and her ex would have been acceptable ? Weird for sure, disturbing of course, but at the very least OP would still have been involved so he could remember her like "Yeah, that was just a fantasm, nothing more" (regardless of the truth). Not sure I'd have accepted it, but regardless of my decision I'd won't lose respect on her that way. But no, she only asked to bang her ex. Such blatant disrepect is simply unacceptable.

[@Veg-eat-a]

A. Greed

[@TheCanadianGuy56]

My neighbour, a very good friend of mine has pancreatic cancer and he's in incredibly rough shape, so that last story hit a little close, glad it ended happy.

[@alexandrasere4865]

Love these videos - for once the drama isn’t in my life. 🤣😅

[@hollylappalainen2000]

The last story made me go: Excuse me?! Oh God that's sad. Good for you though for picking yourself back up though. Wholesome, wait is she going to die. Thank God that turned out better than expected.

[@Savage--]

"I like your approach, now let's see your departure" Fucking love that.

[@ezrabatten3680]

That last story is so beautiful yet sad. I'm sure your wife was lovely and would've loved your girlfriend. She is an amazing person with a heart of gold who fully realizes how much his late wife means to him. That is the definition of true love, understanding who your partner is and how you can reach them even in their darkest hour.

[@lorijean]

I know the lady you're referring to, the only reason she wanted a child is because the man she married had an aunt or mom that wanted him to have a child, because he is young enough to have children but he fell in love with a woman that was older than him and is unable to have children anymore, they are on the way to getting a divorce because he was scamming her by using social media to talk to other women , so yeah it's one of the better couples they feature this season, yay 90 day fiancé

[@mierbeuker8148]

a Man that's young enough to have a child?!? Didn't you have biology in school?!? Men don't have a menopause!!! They can have children even if they're a hundred years old, unless there's some medical reason why they can't. What do you mean by a man that's "young enough" to have a child?!? I'm so confused by this!!!

[@lorijean]

@@mierbeuker8148 according to his country/customs, he is at the age where his first priority is to have a child, instead of finding a woman that he loves and wants to be with, I probably worded it wrong but he kept telling his elders that he loved her and was ok not having a child, but now still watching the program,I believe he is starting to regret his decision especially since the wife has basically turned against him, and when the baby issue comes up, she says that all the ideas she had have been looked at and there is no way it will happen, he even went as far as begging her daughter to do this for them, but she told him she was not going to do it because she was not comfortable doing that and told him to drop it, that was all over 2 years ago and now the wife is talking about getting divorced and withdrawing the spousal visa once she gets back to America and that's the last episode I watched

[@lorijean]

Like I said before Yay 90 Day Fiance

[@mierbeuker8148]

@@lorijean Thank you for your long explanation, but none of it answers the simple question I asked. My question is, you do realize than any healthy male, no matter his age, can impregnate any healthy, still fertile, pre-menopause woman, don't you? Whether or not they should is a completely different point. I'm trying to find out if you think men has an expiry date on fertility, like women do. It's really a very simple question. not sure what all the rest of what you wrote has to do with any of it. Hope this clarifies my question to you a little?

[@lorijean]

@@mierbeuker8148 no I don't believe men have an expiration mark, I guess I didn't understand what you meant by your question about this, which is why I explained it the way I did

[@arrowstrike1174]

"My wife met my girlfriend." Followed almost immediately by, "My wife passed away." is not a combo I would ever expect to become a wholesome story.

[@charizardking1274]

I was horrified when he said the first line, thank god it was a wholesome story cause then it would have been a lot more chaotic

[@chronobretz9511]

That last story is wholesome you should really do a just wholesome episode

[@JustLetMeSleepPlease]

If that was my wife in the second story her last few months would be filled with court and divorce papers

[@kanehikaru]

That woman is so unimaginably lucky that op was nicer and had a nice family because if she tried that shit with me she would not be in jail for the next 29 years, she would be in the ground forever

[@efce]

Since I watch random videos while playing I saw this one and got excited it wasn't one I already saw but it's new

[@mohoejegi4876]

Wow dude you have a new karen voice every other week

[@blueface6069]

That second story is just heartbreaking. I'm not sure if I'd be able to try and "think about it" like the OP. My relationship with her would be over that day. Edit: that third story was the perfect follow up.

[@bethanyb4478]

The dying wife needs to remember that marriage is "until death does us part," not until death looms on the horizon.

[@ashleyt6840]

“I’d call you the c word but you have neither the depth or the warmth.” I’m stealing that 😂

[@callanightshade8079]

Oh man that "future regrets" line on the American sweets had me dying 😂

[@dragonthewolf8106]

For the first story’s OP, has so many amazing comebacks it’s amazing

[@Killer_KidNine]

I loved how wholesome the last story was

[@arcturionblade1077]

The first story OP's insult game energy was off the charts.

[@CherryBirthdayCake]

"Tia was buying a twinkie." Lol.

[@Ante-Anima]

Story 2 : She ask for permission, so she gave OP a choice. OP wants to say no so he should do just that. That being said, it's easier to claim than to actualy do. Personaly I'd excuse myself instantly after hearing such wish to go puke, and puke LOUDLY. Probably cry too. Such demand is simply disgusting.

[@Southern7459]

"What other future regrets you have in store" XD that killed me

[@AfsheenRainbow]

First story:this mom doesn't even deserve children yet she wants another one, Poor tia and op

[@Animate_Gacha]

1st story: NO WAY U DID EXACTLY THE RIGHT THING

[@VicenteRaiol]

Last one was so damn wholesome

[@Qnz_.]

"Freddy Krueger with frostbite"💀

[@TheJokester667]

I'm sorry but the voice the narrator used for the snoody mother is priceless 😂 ... And a little aggravating

[@allistairlily24]

With story 2, I would've been devastated for the love of my life is my everything and I would never forgive them. They know that I already are insecure and have low self esteem from being cheated on a lot in the past because of my bad luck with romance. They are the one and I can feel it, if they were to leave me for an ex I would spiral out of control and go back into a deep depression for They were the ones who pulled me out of my depression when I thought there was no way out

[@twyllix3611]

I feel like the last story deserves to be made into a comic or something

[@selinalee1077]

The way he said “Why have you been ignoring my phone calls Tia?!” HAD ME CACKLING

[@sim5737]

Story 2 - I can't confidently comment because I'm not in OP's shoes, but I'd think if having satisfying x is that high on her deathbed priority list, then he can divorce her and let her go the hell ahead. He shouldn't have to put up with this even if she was dying. That one reply said it all

[@Alyakaname]

The mother wanted her child to have a baby. And made it sound like her child’s child wouldn’t even know that she’s her mother

[@azizcalva-navarro6170]

For story 2, answer: malicious compliance, find the ex-boyfriend, ask him a humongous favor to say no, and if the ex has another girlfriend now ask him to give the dying wife a speech saying that she wants to cheat on her husband consequence free and how unloyal she's been to OP. If it goes like this then at least she'll go down thinking she tried and any blame can't go back to OP.

[@gachakaygalaxy2487]

As soon as I saw the title and the video cover I’m like “WHA-“

[@carlrood4457]

She's telling him he was second choice all along.

[@charizardking1274]

1st story: I have never seen/heard of a woman so demanding, thank god her daughter is not agreeing with her

[@dizzy_dino9052]

That last story made me happy. He may have lost one amazing woman, but he gained another. Life (or God, if you'd rather say that) works in mysterious ways. And I'm glad that Elle is so good with his kids, because if whoever I marry dies after we have kids, if I'm gonna even think of dating a new person, that new person has to at least like my kids. The effort and love can come after a while of dating if it's not immediate. But if I marry someone again, they'd HAVE to be good with my kids.

[@cali115]

Story 2: I would record the conversation, summon the family, replay the conversation, and present divorce papers to the wife.

[@IsonadeBlue]

That's some hooligan behavior

[@shrek9886]

lol

[@chinaking918]

I like your approach now let’s see your departure 😂😂 definitely using that.

[@KelsiePlumb]

Its really funny how the OP says "Be like a fart in the wind and disappear" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dasisaperson]

wearing a batman onesie in public is awesome, major respect to the op

[@TheNyxmaster]

Story 1 : I'm not sure that the mother's place is in prison rather in a mental institution.

[@UnhingedPikachu]

Rather a maximum security prison

[@angam101]

First story: the mother is touched in head! Second story: if my wife said that to me, I'd probably leave her or give her the ultimatum, in which case I wouldn't speak to her.

[@mckenzie2423]

The mother was more then touched in the head.

[@aaronsmusicchannel5991]

ik the first story is meant to be tragic but the voice he gave "diana"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@newt1701]

Yeah, as horrible as it sounds, I'd leave the dying wife if she asked something so horrific, insensitive and hurtful of me. If she wants to throw everything away and spit on the entire relationship as a final screw you, you didn't really mean all that much to me, then screw her.

[@apollothedrox]

Why did I burst out laughing when I heard "she won't be getting out of jail until 2049"

[@josephberkenstock5766]

That's in 25 years

[@Tanktrap3455]

I love this channel ❤ I actually discovered this channel by accident I been bench watching ever video for days

[@Airi_your_local_MHA_fan]

Yeah...😅 we have A LOT of sweets.

[@acefrazier171]

Story 2 I just going though this straight out there If she ask me if she could have sex with her ex boyfriend before she dies I’m living her to die in the hospital by herself because if she thinking about cheating before she passes on then you were never truly meant for each other

[@kratos-iu9bs]

Honestly I'm sure even the ex would be shocked to hear something like this

[@sevendeaths4939]

why is this called am i the jerk when they are clearly the victim every time

[@orcaman1353]

One time in school I heard that my band got a free trip to Disney world. I asked if I could join the band and come along the teacher told me that signups were too late and i couldn’t come. I just walked out of the band room slightly disappointed. I’m not entitled and throw a fit. I just wanted a vacation where I can go with friends, not family for once. I live with 2 brothers a mom and a step dad none of them are entitled either. Am I the jerk for trying to join a free trip without my family

[@FULLY_AUTOMATIC]

Hell no, people need time to themselves and it sounds pretty annoying to have to deal with that. ❤

[@aidan0275]

No you are not

[@Blackgamer_20]

No but I would look into clubs or activities in school for a trips some activities or clubs go on trips

[@cooluniverse7491]

Nope I I understand just wanting to go on a vaca to be alone/with ur friends. It doesn’t make you a bad person

[@phoeniiiix]

Nope , i can understand that you want to be separated from your family for once.

[@carlrood4457]

While all those flavors exist, most American stores will only carry regular and diet Doctor Pepper. Maybe the cherry too.

[@lolgg7593]

The last one made me cry

[@racays]

Story 1 : OP can stop that lunatic mother first time they met if she just said she's a female. It's just weird it never came up. And even Tia never mention it ? It should be mentioned when she's forced to make a baby with a female

[@niccolo021]

6:11 the crazy lady's boyfriend try to sue her for emotional damage

[@stoopingfalcon891]

Yeah sounds like the bf was as bonkers as the mother.

[@AvrilMagagani]

“Be like a fart in the wind and go away “ best words

[@Vampibatmanodactyle]

"My wife can never be replaced Also I'm getting married again"

[@1Scimetar]

As an American, all I can say about the declaration about the variety of candy and other sweets, you haven't seen anything until you've seen what the Japanese have, as they have 36 unique flavors of just KitKat bars, with highlights being green tea, orange, and cherry. There's even a KitKat brand of sake, the famous rice wine they make over there.

[@a_true_menace_to_society]

“I would call you the C word, but you have neither the depth nor the warmth” OH MY F GOD BAHEHAHAHAHHAHAHH

[@Mackenzie-xv8bg]

(in the first story) you are definitely not a jerk because she deserved what she put her daughter through, and what she put you through.

[@reddiamond6524]

Story 2: Is it possible that the wife just doesn't want OP to grieve so heavily for her? So she's trying to make him see her in a more negative light?

[@TionJae]

going off the voice, are they victorian/ British ! 😂

[@TeamGXOne]

*STORY 2* The dude's TOTALLY not a jerk. If I were married to a dying wife who told me her dying wish was to bang some ex one last time, I'd say sure you bet! I'll drive her to whatever hospice and hand her some divorce papers. She could never recant or take that back with me. That is the ULTIMATE disrespect to your partner who's been there for you, waiting on you hand and foot, and this is the thanks you give them? Hell no. The ONLY way, I'd see this differently is if this is early Alzheimer's or something that affects the brain. And ONLY, if her behavior has been bizarre and in line with patients with cognition problems. And even then, I'd still not make that happen, but understand still she's not thinking clearly. Beyond that, hell no, and she's the jerk for asking that.

[@eldritchwizardkeawe8850]

My gods that first story's OP has an amazing shade game.

[@noahpapke5008]

Those eyebrows went on one hell of a trip😂

[@Purrito-or9oq]

I know this is a weird - maybe bad - thought but in that situation where the woman pulls off the coat honestly, I'd make her regret her choice and flash her 🤣

[@UnhingedPikachu]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Ram-ve6gt]

When he said it went horribly wrong i thought he had actually tried it the way he said it

[@christianmarshal6117]

Put a pin on that story… I’d like to hear OP explaining the scenario where his best friend’s mom tries to force her to have a baby with him and it all goes perfectly right… I mean once you have a story about involving this much abuse and depravity “horribly wrong” will be the description to pretty much any outcome!

[@TheOmegaRiddler]

I think in story 2, he should tell her how that makes her feel and how it feels like she's asking for permission to not feel guilty. If this is what she wants to do, make preparations to die alone.

[@MutantXD]

Damn the last story made me actually cry

[@parzivalalchema5870]

everytime he did the voice, it makes laugh what the hell XD

[@hugosinclair6798]

"any other future regrets you have in stores" proud American moment there brothers XD

[@HavenAngelina13]

bro the "ugh I dont want you I want my baby to be cute" sent me flying to new Orlands 💀💀💀

[@lowercase_E]

Story 1: we have a lot things that will make you diabetic in about 5 pieces. They tast okay but get kind of addictive.

[@pamwanzer3406]

Licorice caramel or vanilla Dr Pepper!? What the heck what did they do the Dr Pepper!,😂

[@booguy9495]

Story 3 made me cry

[@christianmarshal6117]

It sounds what you’re talking about is her daughter being a surrogate. It’s actually a common thing among women who can’t carry babies. There are actually woman who can be hired as surrogates but someone can also volunteer and related women have fewer health risks I think.

[@Derrickrose-fan]

"tIaHHHH😩"

[@vidic-dr5oc]

The uncle in Story 1 used the secret joestar technic

[@Celestial_cosmosic]

The mothers voice killed me 😂

[@NinjaBoy641]

"I CAN'T HAVE KIDS!" YES TOU WILL!" English lady do you speak it

[@biggiemunch]

I am stealing the c-word insult and applying it to calling people a-holes

[@ashleyt6840]

It’s just too perfect not to use! I also like the butthole twist you’re putting on it haha

[@aceash5.065]

0:38 FINALLY! A PERSON WITH F I N E TASTE!

[@cybercat7851]

1:25 MY. EARS. How do you do all these voices? The only one I can do is British accent… good job

[@lucaschristman6304]

Story 3 he wasn’t ready to date yet and just needed time to grief for his wife and after I think his wife did send her to the man