Karen falls in love with my Husband and FIGHTS ME so she can MARRY HIM - Reddit Podcast

😈 NEXT STORY - • Am I the Jerk?
0:00 Karen falls in love with my Husband and DEMANDS that he LEAVE ME to be with her (u/Zeldaspellfactory)
6:13 AITJ for telling my GF to get rid of her creepy dummy? (u/Mediocre-Sorbet-4553)
10:27 AITJ for dropping our dinner on the ground and walking out when my boyfriend asked me "What's for dinner tonight, B?" (u/deliahdyno)
14:24 AITJ for telling my fiance that he embarrassed me when he started singing the "happy birthday" song to his 5 yo son at the restaurant? (u/ThrowRaBirthdaysong5)
18:07 AITJ for telling my sister that she overreacted when screamed at me for entering hers and her husband's room? (u/ThrowRA3224577)
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[@Adam-lw9xp]

I like that daughter. Not only can she follow through on a threat, but she also make herself look innocent. How can you punish someone for vomiting

[@kimharris3491Luciddreamer]

She's a legend lol

[@itsmetaphor2153]

Her daughter is a badass and hope she grows up to be one.

[@DayDreamingWriters]

@@itsmetaphor2153 Actua;;y Op told before the story "It was with now grown up daughter, but then she was 3"

[@itsmetaphor2153]

@@DayDreamingWriters still

[@swoffyplayz1201]

That daughter is the greatest child anyone can hope for. Absolutely hilarious

[@sandyneedsrice2246]

How insecure do you have to be to fight a married woman For a married man

[@anonluxor470]

She must on some yandere bullshit or drugs

[@stonedjasonvoorhees5959]

6

[@jareddixon9108]

Tbh, I kinda got r/thathappened vibes from that story.

[@nolanlikestovibe3181]

true

[@ghost_anna_reads787]

Not insecure, just very very VERY stupid.

[@OnurTheXbot]

I love how the daughter weaponizes here vomit🗿🍷

[@user-gl8fy8un7s]

Ah yes let me be in the Millitary and vomit as my weapon 🗿🍷🍷🍷

[@ilikechocolatechipcookies]

Ah yes I won the war 🗿🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

[@sadathusovic7217]

THE DEVUER

[@AnElt999]

Story 5: OMG, just knock the f-ing door! You're 23 and you have no idea what adults can do at night? Do you really want to see sister's husband naked once? Is it ok, if he'll come to your room without a knock? If they were living together without children or parents for sometime it can be a little stressful for them to have someone in their house, and especially when they don't know basic privacy rules. That's why your sister could reacted that way, but it's not "overreacting" at all! You can also ask you sister to move things you want to share in a shared space, not private

[@Toasty_SpiderWeb]

Frfr

[@Jorgen.mp4]

Their daughter is a legend for ending that stupid altercation

[@sougotokiwa8439]

Absolutely

[@user-dy5vu6qm1p]

She DESERVES that ice cream! TRIPLE SCOOP WITH DA EXTRA TOPPING

[@locomadman]

Story 1: I don’t think enough emphasis was placed on just how much chaotic potential there is with “weaponized vomit”, truly. Instantly end any argument, with authority even! 😝

[@k0rf3on6]

Like number nice

[@itachi_uchiha4087]

Oh so i'm not the only one who could puke at will? And i thought i'm the only one who could do it

[@a-voided]

@@itachi_uchiha4087 nope I can do it as well but definitely not at the level of that girl. She handled it so well! I'd be too embarrassed to try that in her shoes. Was a pretty shy kid.

[@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia]

@@itachi_uchiha4087 I can also do it, but I can't do it like immediately, it takes a minute or two. Butt I can burp on will within 5 seconds. There are ppl like this all over the internet, like the Stokes Twins who can unleash deadly smelling farts upon command, LOL

[@gameking0979]

Weaponized vomit 🤮

[@Asian_Sensation1]

Story 2: he didn’t talk about the necklace to make her seem unappreciative, but as a benchmark to show how much the doll meant

[@etchieSketchie]

Story 4: Absolutely the jerk! I adore my children and couldn't care less about what random strangers might think of me. I HAVE sang happy birthday to them in public and never gave a single thought to whether someone might think it's "embarrassing." The woman in this story clearly has no children and wouldn't make a good step-mom... When it comes to making my kids happy, embarrassment isn't even a consideration. Non-parents likely won't understand, but when you have your own some day, you'll finally understand that their happiness is YOUR happiness.

[@Warriormon87]

She is definitely in the running for the evil step mother role.

[@AliCool412]

Man , I'm Not a Parent But Definitely Agree With a Legend Like You.

[@iononcantomascrivo]

I'm not a parent but I agree that it takes a special person to be a parent. Every child deserves parents but not every parent deserves children. I'll also agree that raising good children to become responsible and respectful adults requires a lot of patience. Obviously some people have missed that part of the instruction manual which is why we see so many entitled buttholes freaking out over insignificant things like expired coupons.

[@Algoth_Igneous]

Yeah, I was on the fence until OP got butthurt over dad singing to his kid. Like, who tf cares? It's a man wanting to be not just a provider, but a loving one to his child. What I think the problem is that they're just booty blasted over the fact that it's not *their* son, but the son of him and his ex.

[@kalvinmcpike5543]

Ⓣⓗⓐⓣ'ⓢ ⓦⓗⓐⓣ Ⓘ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓖⓞⓘⓝⓖ ⓣⓞ ⓢⓐⓨ

[@BM-wf8jj]

Story #4: She's definitely the jerk and the comment asking her if she's applying to be the evil stepmother is dead on lol.

[@aussiefamily4886]

the dad is a amazing father

[@jamesyourmom5135]

yes

[@Nikki-ln6ln]

So true, I got so mad when she was asking "am I the jerk" cuz she totally is

[@alexdvf7300]

She is the jerk, but playing some devil's advocate here-> It was said it was a classier restaurant, much classier than the ones that they should've gone to from ops tone that was picked out by the father. Depending on what kind of restaurant, it might have been a bit much, as other people in the restaurant might have paid for a classy dinning experience and it to be disrupted by "loud and wholehearted singing". Not saying shes not the jerk, even in this situation she's still heavily the jerk, but some more lenience might be warranted

[@katwilliams2950]

Yeah she's the jerk. I'd be unhappy for him singing it at the top of his lungs but dag..... Just ask him to be more mindful of the environment.

[@cake94309]

The last story, op is nuts thinking it's ok invading someone's space like that. Just because you're allowed to borrow something doesn't mean you have the right to go into their room whenever you feel like it. When I lived with my sister I always knocked on her bedroom door and always asked for permission to go in if she let me borrow something. And living there rent free, why can't op get the things she needs with her own money? if op has no money thats on her and sometimes you have to give up things. "Daily hair and skin routine" well youre going to have to give that up until you get a job. she doesnt really need it that bad. Op is 100% in the wrong and her sister isn't overreacting

[@AnderMation2011]

Dis agree

[@cake94309]

@alexplays3848 you can disagree if you like however invading someone else privacy while living in their home is 100% unacceptable and if you think otherwise I feel bad for your family and friends

[@AnderMation2011]

@@cake94309 l you Don't care

[@cake94309]

@alexplays3848 "I you don't care" is terrible English are you 12? 😆 if you're going to say anything back at least attempt to make a actual intelligible sentence

[@AnderMation2011]

😑😐😐😑😐😑😑😐😑😑😐😑

[@mask938]

Story #3: If OP really wanted to get his girlfriend something she would like, he should've bought her a horror-themed gift. Then again, it seems like OP doesn't actually care about any of his girlfriend's interests.

[@luizansounds]

also the gf apparently is autistic (the behaviour triggered my radar since im one also) so not paying attention in our special interests and specially dismissing them feels awful, i hope the gf left him bcs i would hate being in her place

[@floofoftheworld]

story 3 is the pasta carpet one

[@Aimix860]

true, but he did say that he was scared of that stuff as well

[@mask938]

@@Aimix860 He could've sucked it up long enough to get her a gift. Also, not all horror-themed merch is scary. He could've gotten her a horror-themed t-shirt or a piece of jewelery that was horror-themed. The fact that he didn't get her a gift that was actually related to any of her interests and instead just got her a gift that he thought was best for her based solely on his biases shows that he doesn't care about her or her interests.

[@Thao-nathos]

the kid in the first story deserves all the ice cream she wants, whenever she wants ngl

[@sougotokiwa8439]

Absolutely! 🍨

[@CathyAnimations]

That's how you know she will be a good parent. Not the throwing up part, but knowing how to end a situiation. 😅

[@eric98292]

#4, she is the jerk. She doesn't respect their privacy and the fact that the husband also uses that room. She's so focused on her needs that she isn't remotely thinking about her sister or her husband. The first incident of her walking in on the husband should been enough to get her to stop, but she kept doing it and walked in on them. She should apologize and never enter her sisters room again.

[@LordGlacier7]

Since she keeps doing it even after walking in on the husband it might be a red flag that she likes what she saw. Also let not ignore when she walked in on them have sex and still went to get the item she wanted instead of closing the door.

[@grim_reapepper]

Just pointing out it's story 5 but mistakes happen ig

[@chickendragon2966]

The story about getting embarrassed because of a happy birthday- I just wanted to note that someone came up and said that they wanted to help with a video recording- so I'm not sure the restaurant found this as awkward as op's claiming.

[@LordGlacier7]

It's not wrong to get embarrassed about it but to be mad about it is wrong

[@Red_567]

@Purple Citrine yeah i also don't get why she was getting mad it's the kid birthday like common they were having fun until she ruined it.

[@Samstercraft77]

the getting very embarassed part is totally valid especially at the start but getting mad is definetly too far, especailly when u can see the other ppl dont mind

[@davidtimmer596]

@Alannah's Art I'm personally not a fan of the birthday song either, but getting entitled and angry about it doesn't help anyone involved.

[@emanueldavi._.5220]

-woman starts annoying your dad. -your mom came. -she's getting in a fight. - you've had enough of this woman. -pukes. -acts innocenlty. -leaves with mommy and daddy without further ado. -end of discussion.

[@theconfederacyofindependen7268]

Going to a bench of a Mexican restaurant that allows the OP to bring happy meals to the bench for her kids is just so damn wholesome, and have a daughter that has an equivalent of a nuclear weapon with her is just some Cold War type craziness

[@carlrood4457]

I pretty much thought he was a jerk BEFORE hearing the friend's side. Most likely, after a few weeks/months, she'd taper off on carrying it around and start keeping it in a special place.

[@DoctorOaks]

Yeah, I also thought he was the jerk before hearing the friend's side. Like, why are you so focused on the "Expensive necklace" you got her? Something with a lot of time and thought put into it is obviously going to be more appealing. Like, I get it if you don't like the dummy. That's totally fine, but that one comment just makes it seem like you're bitter that she "didn't appreciate" your present.

[@docomega7862]

@@DoctorOaks exactly, a neckplace is a nice present, but since he didn't bother to describe it, it was probably impersonal, so of course it won't have the same appel as a personal gift like the dummy. And yes, he has the right to dislike it, but what was he expecting that she would throw it away for him? It always baffles me when one of the people in the relationship (no matter the gender) is saying stuff like "I don't like it but I tolerate it" it seems to me they are rejecting a big chunk of their partner's personnality, so it's pretty much doomed to go down

[@willO1674]

Me too I was like. It's a gift she's wanted forever why are you so mad. That's like giving a 5 year old girl a Barbie doll and being mad she brings it everywhere

[@EnyaTheDrakaina]

Oh wait- I’m a dumb *** sorry I miss read your comment ignore the 1st bit

[@syrusorelio2309]

I love goosebumps too but that doll would creep me put. I can still see why she wanted it if it was something she loves. I have a big dragon collecting that includes a lot of stuffed animals and I sleep with my favorite stuffed animals hugged to my chest my dad doesn't understand my interest as I'm an adult but accepts it because he loves me though he does playfully tease me about not having enough dragons If someone can't accept your interests they aren't worth bothering with

[@mrarroyo1990]

Story 4- she's the absolute worst. As a single dad he's likely getting ready to break up since she clearly doesn't respect his relationship with his son. The kid will always come first. Story 5- didn't point it out but she clearly says AFTER getting told to leave she grabbed the hair dryer.... so she seems them naked in mid relations and they scream get out but she goes inside and grabs something anyway.... that's so unacceptable. She's a jerk and maybe a peeping Tom no way to know especially since it's common sense that after "Accidentally" (?) walking in on a naked bil or sil to at least knock moving forward. Don't want it to happen again... right?

[@BlitzTheFoxi]

story 4 I feel completely the opposite. If any single person that i know started singing in a restaurant like that, i would probably never talk to them again lol. I literally died of cringe just hearing this and i dont understand how anyone wouldnt feel the same. I would probably die if someone else started doing that in a restaraunt im in ughh i want to die hearing that

[@InteriorDesignStudent]

@@BlitzTheFoxi You literally died, eh?

[@funkandsoul.12]

​@@BlitzTheFoxi you probably think having fun is cringe

[@BlitzTheFoxi]

@@funkandsoul.12 how is it fun to have everyone think you are insane??? its a nice restaurant and you are being loud and ruining it for everyone

[@WHATISAHANDLEANDWHYDOESITNEED]

Arent they normally loud​@@BlitzTheFoxi

[@susanjohnson9795]

You should never just walk into someones room without knocking and waiting for an answer. No excuses.

[@LittyWicky]

For the 3rd main story: I don’t understand why the boyfriend is so surprised that the girl got angry with the “what’s for dinner tonight B” thing. He literally said he was doing it for TikTok …literally the entire point of the trend is to get the girl angry, it’s literally what he expected. He accomplished his goal and now he’s mad about it 😂

[@willO1674]

Exactly how you gonna call your girlfriend a b when she's doing something nice for you and NOT expect her to react negatively. That's like poking a dragon and being surprised it's trying to unalive you

[@shadowking4569]

Lol y'all tripping, the girl was acting like a b. The guy shouldn't have made her clean it up and left the sauce on the rug, but if you look at her quotes the says that only girls can call her b, even though she has bad experiences with the word in the past?!?! That's not how this works sweetheart. Get off ur double standard high horse.

[@thedarkfroggy]

@@shadowking4569 no just no there is absoloutely no way that anyone can call their girlfriend a b no matter what trend, in fact if it is a trend that’s just disrespectful. Tbh I would have probably punched the guy if it was me, you can’t expect that to have no consequences

[@EnyaTheDrakaina]

No offense to the decent dudes on here- but yeah- guys can be dumb sometimes.

[@EnyaTheDrakaina]

@shadowking4569 4 Let me mansplain this. So WHITE PEOPLE AREN’T ALLOWED TO SAY THE N WORD. BLACK PEOPLE ARE. SAME THING WITH THE B WORD AND OTHER SLURS.

[@jonathanaina7754]

“Story 4: Yeah, she’s totally in the wrong to overreact. Like one of my adult friends had a child and sang in a public restaurant Happy Birthday. The staff helped them out! Like what’s the deal?” Look, I saw your comments and you guys had a few points. I was a bit mad that she overreacted over a party. But everyone has different traditions, ig

[@Monikiasa]

Exactly why would you be embarrassed with someone saying happy birthday to their kid?

[@artistry7919]

You're focusing on the wrong thing. It's okay that she felt embarassed, since she probably comes from a culture/family where it's weird to do that in public What's not okay is she thinking that they should bow to her embarassment, and to think that it's wrong to do what they did

[@jonathanaina7754]

@@artistry7919 okay you’re right. I mightve went too far since I do that a lot

[@euphisa8127]

One can think otherwise depending where they grew up from. I have never encountered anyone singing any type song in a public restaurant. The deal is that it is embarrassing. Though people can generally tell that it is for a special occasion hence they can tolerate it or help out.

[@hayleymariemills]

Even if she can't help feeling embarrassed, she CAN help acting like her few minutes of being uncomfortable in front of a few people she will probably never see again is more important than that little boy having that memory of having his dad sing him happy birthday which is what most kids expect & enjoy, esp considering his mom's sick & he probably didn't think about that, even for just a few minutes. If she's mad bc she thought her feelings were more important than anyone else's in this situation, she clearly doesn't have any business being with someone who has a child.

[@atlas1227]

Story 2: it really shows how these stories are changed with the others perspective, I would ask that the girlfriend didn’t carry the puppet around me as it made me uncomfortable, but I’d be ok with her having it

[@XxNo_InterestxX]

In my opinion, the OP should’ve also attempted to learn his girlfriend’s interests. That honestly sounds quite important for conversations, gifts, and just being able to get along with his partner.

[@andrewdavis7620]

I love how she talks about the daughter’s vomiting-on-command like it’s not the most hilarious thing a kid could possibly do 😂

[@cherylchen9868]

4:59 "16 years older" bro took "age is just a number" to the next level bruhh💀

[@Questor-ky2fv]

Last story: Ever hear of knocking before entering a room!? And don't just barge in after the knock. Wait for the person in the room to grant you permission to enter. Also, what's with the constant borrowing from your sister!? Get your own hygiene, makeup, hair blower, etc.! Don't have enough money for that? Have your parents send you a Walmart/Amazon or other store card with some money on it. Going forward stop borrowing from your sister and stop barging into the master bedroom and bathroom. Those are private spaces. You have been very rudely acting like you own the place, and your sister and her husband are your guests. Unless you want to be kicked out of a rent free living arrangement, CUT IT OUT! HECK & DUMB NATION! When I was 8 years old I decided to never marry, or have a boyfriend, or have kids. I'm in my mid sixties now, and never changed my mind, but I do understand how other people think and feel on personal matters. Your sister and her husband have my utmost sympathy for having to put up with your rudeness. Frankly, I'm surprised that your sister didn't finally kick you out after you barged in on them having private time together. If it had been me, I would definitely have kicked you out after that. I'm actually wondering if maybe you have actually been doing all this on purpose. Perhaps you are jealous of your sister's marriage and better living situation. I have trouble believing that someone your age could be as clueless about boundaries as you are trying to sound. Personally, I think your sister should kick you out.

[@Tuoace]

Yes I also think her sister should kivk her out

[@snackmachines8045]

Very much agreed. Why would you barge into a room instead of waiting? The OP is a very inconsiderate person for the sister to have. Sister needs to kick out the OP for putting up with their crap for a while.

[@1mol831]

You failed natural selection. But it’s fine

[@lunarlilysstories6699]

The whole time I was listening to the last story I was whispering "KNOCK ON THE DOOR!"

[@christigmc]

10+ years ago our “friend’s” sister kept hitting in my boyfriend, now husband. She was in her mid 30s, twice divorced with 2 kids. She made every excuse to see my boyfriend. Every time she saw me she gave me the dirty look of “you’re the only reason why I can’t have him.” My boyfriend made it very clear to me that even if I wasn’t in his life he had no interest in her. She’s not his type, plus he does not want to be a dad to someone else’s children. He kept brushing her off, finding every excuse to say how great a girlfriend I am, and that he doesn’t want to be a stepdad. Finally my MIL had enough and decided to confront her. My husband doesn’t like confrontation which is why he held off. We later found out she probably had an evil plan in mind but that’s a different story.

[@user-ph9wk9ef2s]

If you don't mind sharing this story on the internet, what was her "evil plan" exactly

[@yumarijacome1]

Goddamn she crazy, but now I wanna know the rest 😅

[@megansimplystitch]

If it's ok. Fill us in on the "evil plan". What did MIL do that shut her down?

[@christigmc]

@@megansimplystitch I mentioned it in a comment above. My MIL just got in her face and threatened a restraining order. My MIL also has a black belt in karate and my FIL has a nice gun collection. She let the woman know that.

[@megansimplystitch]

@@christigmc Thank you! I'm glad it worked. 💜

[@Shadlygad]

For number one I immediately read the title and just went HUNNY FIGHT FOR YOUR HONOR YOUR PRIDE YOUR HUSBAND YOUR DAUGHTER

[@mattdavis4248]

Story 1: Weaponized vomit is hilarious. We need a superhero story who can do this

[@SenseiRaisen]

Story 2: the post was already a jerk ... but the friend perspective .... holy heck. That guy is even more jerk now. I'm even the same as his gf (i develop abnormal rejection to jewelry, or at least anything related to necklaces only or chain things to the point of want to throw up). So this guy literally went the idiot path without known what the GF likes at all.

[@Big_Boss194]

Dude stfu the necklace was expensive and obsession over a dummy which looks creepy on its own the OP was right because that kind of obsessive behavior is not very good

[@aniinnrchoque1861]

Obviously the guy was a jerk. But the level of gloating from the roommate is arguably worse. She wasn't setting the story straight but instead stooped to the same level. After reading it I was almost happy in case he did chew out his ex gf. Either way it's clear the relationship was not healthy and it takes two to tango.

[@SenseiRaisen]

@@aniinnrchoque1861 exactly. Honestly this is a case where 2 of them are the jerks here.

[@thothgod420]

i didnt know jewlery could do that to people tbh only issue ive ever had is just chain bracelets pinching my wrists a ton

[@tinysailor]

@@aniinnrchoque1861 I thought he was the jerk in the situation without hearing the other friend’s perspective. I get where he’s coming from, I hate horror. I literally can’t even watch trailers cause it worsens my anxiety. That said, the situation could have been handled much better but I think it was so wrong of that friend to call him out like that. They sounded really smug and condemned him for using AITA. Maybe he could have been using it to garter sympathy or maybe he was genuinely looking for another perspective. I know I use Reddit to sometimes get a third perspective. Hope they ended things. It probably would have never worked out anyway if he hated horror

[@DSMCasual]

Karen: “I want your Husband?!” Me & my brother: “Stay back or my brother daughter puke at you?”

[@floralstar3566]

? Brother daughter?

[@o-that1raven-o]

@@floralstar3566 I think they meant “my brother’s daughter”

[@EnyaTheDrakaina]

PROJECTILE VOMIT

[@kathrynhoward3303]

wife: no we married kid: no my dad go away weird lady stranger: CHAMPION BY SWORD!!!

[@Orca4135]

HAH story 2 is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. She just said that she felt the conversation had been going on long enough and it was going nowhere so she “ended it” by puking on that vile lady. So funny

[@hamulence5255]

that daughter is an absolute legend

[@Gems-of-Hope-Rocks]

People sing happy birthday to other people in restaurants ALL THE TIME! In my early years of working, I spent a lot of time working in restaurants. And yes, People Sing Happy Birthday to the friends and family all the time!!!

[@ritabrophy1398]

You should be so proud of your daughter 🥰good for her standing up for her mum

[@littlemonster0448]

The first story was absolutely awesome 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 we gotta give the daughter a best daughter of ever 🥇

[@hayleymariemills]

Even if she can't help feeling embarrassed, she CAN help acting like her few minutes of being uncomfortable in front of a few people she will probably never see again is more important than that little boy having that memory of having his dad sing him happy birthday which is what most kids expect & enjoy, esp considering his mom's sick & he probably didn't think about that, even for just a few minutes. If she's mad bc she thought her feelings were more important than anyone else's in this situation, she clearly doesn't have any business being with someone who has a child.

[@sougotokiwa8439]

Yeah. She's a selfish jerk.

[@AppreciativeViewer]

Hold up, that last story sounds SUPER familiar - I'm 99.9% sure the other sister posted her side of the story on Reddit too!

[@maxherrera5344]

Me too, I don’t remember the title of her sister story, but I can summarize it. Basically sister aka freeloader was trying to seduce her sister husband. She kept interrupted their privacy moments and try to pull the “help me, I can’t hook my bra.” Of course, her family side with the homewrecker.

[@Janelle224]

Yeah I think I remember the other sister put a cardboard cut out in the room

[@crazy922blade]

Story 4: ngl I would be embarrassed too but you shouldn’t really get involved, just ignore it and get on with eating if it’s really that bothersome. It’s also pretty crappy that she gives him the silent treatment and doesn’t talk to him all the way until they are driving home and then later on says that he’s being trashy giving her the silent treatment instead of talking things out.

[@laurabrown8886]

Daughter was savage! She didn't tolerate foolishness. Atta girl! 👏👏👏

[@victoriagarcia3078]

Before the friend gave their side of the story I couldn’t understand why OP was so against his girlfriend having a Slappy dummy or carrying it around everywhere. I have a stuffed doll of Stan Marsh from South Park that I got as a consolation prize from my grandma after my cat died, and I carry him around everywhere. Tbh the fact that she has an actual replica of Slappy the dummy is the coolest thing I’ve ever heard, I kinda want one myself now. But the friend came in and explained this all happened because OP never took his girlfriend’s actual interests or hobbies into consideration and then got upset because her interests aren’t what he thinks they should be.

[@MrJr1976]

OP is an idiot and a jerk. It's fine to not particularly like dummies, but this is just another level. I wish my future gf would be that excited over some thoughtful gifts

[@history-jovian]

I also think it is stupid for the guy to buy necklace even though he knew it was a child's play. It is like giving a call of duty Gamer Battlefield 2042

[@jimbroaudio]

"I don't believe in fights. I shoot to kill." Yo, that's so DAMN RAW

[@aubarlowe]

I'm ngl, I agree with that woman. The moment someone tries to put their hands on me, I literally go for the throat.

[@nonnativenarnian]

Story 1: FAR from it ma’am. 🤣 that was an awesome story

[@amaiaswonderfulladventures6982]

In the first story, I’m going to say it round of applause for this kid

[@bsherman4353]

The dads girlfriend should be happy she was even invited to his CHILDS lunch / dinner. He’s a five year old and the dad parenting skills must be stellar because he made sure his son felt special on HIS special birthday meal. What the hell is wrong with these women. How self absorbed can you be. Wtf🤮 And the sister needs to learn boundaries, that is crazy AF.

[@BlitzTheFoxi]

I feel completely the opposite. If any single person that i know started singing in a restaurant like that, i would probably never talk to them again lol. I literally died of cringe just hearing this and i dont understand how anyone wouldnt feel the same. I would probably die if someone else started doing that in a restaraunt im in ughh i want to die hearing that

[@drunklink350]

The dummy story: OMG dude went nuclear stupid. I mean seriously OP was told the girlfriend doesn't like jewelery. It's just a dummy ffs. It's no biggie

[@denisexd]

The kid from story 1 slayed😂

[@munchie3909]

Husband: *Sings happy birthday* OP: And I took that personally

[@The_french_troll]

Story 5: am i the jerk to not respect the person that let me stay at their home for free?

[@frederickwillis4924]

Exactly, she is the jerk.

[@Samstercraft77]

xd

[@maybe_methembe]

Yo, that daughter is my heroine🤣 Weird ability though.

[@kpbennett7743]

My sister could do it

[@Cxcxxx]

That daughter is incredible

[@bloodjpg100]

a weapon to surpass metal gear

[@mtcheung2637]

My brother could do it too.

[@lifeiscats1337]

1:36 LMFAOOOOOOOOOO that caught me completely off guard I was NOT expecting that in the slightest. In my mind it would’ve been more likely for a meteorite to impact the store and a magic stringbean to start eating people than her saying that. Just got the best belly laugh ever.

[@deadedge6780]

Bro that kid is a super hero, having the ability to just throw up at will to end dumb stuff fast 😂

[@gidgemo1869]

Story 2: Original OP doesn’t value the woman and her interests. Why was he even with her? He’s definitely the AH.

[@Rosebuddutchess1313]

If the restaurant didn't want him to sing Happy Birthday they would have said something to him. That is so rude of her! She was definitely ashamed of him! Shame on her. 😡 She's the one that was the jerk

[@dollythepuppet5211]

Story 1 Not the jerk, that woman is just immature and has no idea that you can’t just “Fight people for your husbands hand” Also, your daughter is a hero Story 2 You’re the jerk, you know how much your girlfriend loves that dummy, and you decide to scream at her that it’s creepy. It’s okay to find it uncomfortable, but as the response said, you could’ve calmly told her that you don’t like the dummy and ask if she could keep it away when you’re around. And you get her an expensive necklace when you know she doesn’t like jewelry and expect her to like it? Why not buy her something Goosebumps related? Story 3 Not the jerk, your boyfriend is mature enough to know that calling your girlfriend a bitch is not okay or mature at all, and rather than apologize, he tried to cover it up with “It’s just a trend” Story 4 You’re the jerk, the father was just trying to cheer up his son and make his birthday special, and you feel like you’re entitled to tell him not to sing to his son; it’s okay to feel embarrassed, but he was trying to make his son happy Story 5 You’re the jerk, your sister is entitled to her privacy and of course she’s gonna get upset at you after you keep barging in her room, it’s not that hard to just knock!

[@Bomber_83US]

2:00 GIVE THIS LITTLE GIRL A MEDAL 🏅 PLEASE😂

[@101Sonicninja]

Story 1: Not the jerk and I hope that you and your husband did get your daughter some well deserved ice cream after driving away that crazy lady. Story 2: assuming that what the friends/acquaintances of the GF are telling the truth, then OP is the jerk. Heck even if we take away their portion of the story, I would still say OP is the jerk of the story. There was absolutely no reason for you to have blown up the way you did when you saw your GF at the door with her skippy doll. Story 3: Honestly makes me glad that I don't have a tik tok, mainly because those trends just keep getting stupider and stupider. But I don't know how to feel about this story, mainly because I grew up where we curse either because we're serious about it or because we're just joking around with other people who know we're just joking and even throw some jabs back as well. Now if you told your BF that you weren't comfortable being called a B then yeah I could understand your actions a bit better. But if you didn't say anything beforehand and just expected him to just somehow magically know what your taboo words are then I would say that you're both in the wrong and didn't handle the situation like grown ass adults. I also can't help but wonder if there is more going on behind the scenes with the OP than what she was letting on in this story. Either way I'm more upset that food was wasted for no good reason. Story 4: Gonna use the taboo word from the previous story for this one, but lady not only are you the jerk, but you're also a bitch as well. Your BF was just trying to cheer up his son while his mother is sick, from what I've gathered in your story, I can't help but feel like you've purposefully withheld just how sick the boy's mother is. All I can say is.if you truly care about not only your BF but your BF's family then you should really take a hard look at yourself and decide whether or not you're gonna start taking your BF and his family more seriously moving forward, because if not then you just need break up with him and let him focus his attention on his son without any distractions. Story 5: If you're living rent free at your sister's and her husband's house the very least you could do is respect their privacy and stop barging into their room whenever it's convenient for you. And I agree with your sister and that you should apologize to her husband. I would say that if you don't apologize to her and to her husband, then I think your sister should just kick you out of their house as well. No one should have to deal with a disrespectful little shit in their own home regardless if they are family or not.

[@jamesdabull2169]

W comment

[@thatkc2023]

I agree with you

[@janetermoj7857]

Well said my brotha

[@himarisuzuki5208]

I agree with everything you said except in regards to story three. You shouldn't have to be told what words are "off limits" for words like the B word. It's one thing if they're both already in a conversation where they're poking jabs at each other for fun, but to just walk up to your girlfriend randomly and ask her what's for dinner while she's cooking it and calling her a B is asking for a break-up. I'm gay and I wouldn't be very happy if my boyfriend randomly walked up to me and asked me "what's for dinner f*g"

[@user-ls3kj8zn6b]

@@himarisuzuki5208 i feel like you should need to say if you don't like something because not everyone is the same if you don't like it then communicate about it and set some boundaries

[@candyman4778]

These Karens are getting worse

[@CrummsVR]

Damn, you did a great job on story one for dealing with that Karen

[@SapphireExile]

I'm going to take notes from the daughter in story 1. That's an awesome ability. 🤣🤣🤣

[@itsmetaphor2153]

I can understand being in a fancy restaurant, and btw most fancy restaurants are quiet, and being extremely embarrassed. Granted it seemed like the staff were fine with it, but some people would say it broke the atmosphere of the restaurant. She probably has had trauma of public embarrassment before so she gets that way. Still it didn’t seem to stir up anyone so she should have just waited until later when she wasn’t angry to talk to the father.

[@Cyrus_Nagisa]

the "b" story, woman acted WAY overboard, he clearly was goofing around when he said it, and the fact she refuses to see that is kind of stupid. "Birthday story" why the hell is she so worked up over the birthday song, lol, she needs to chill the hell out

[@molliannstocks1709]

Oh, right! (sarcasm) -- I'm so freakin' tired of hearing insults and slurs being bruhed off as being "just a joke"!!

[@Cyrus_Nagisa]

@@molliannstocks1709 news flash, people dont have to be instantly offended by everything. The guy was being playful in his own way and trying to be funny, and she exploded. Hate to break it to you, but yes, some times it is in fact "just a joke"

[@Thorninjag]

That daughter is absolutely awesome. She was all "You know what? This crazy's not gonna shut up. So I'll make her." And the OP is nowhere near the jerk for how it was handled. She wasn't willing to fight the karen who, by the way, was insane for wanting to do a straight-up knight's duel.

[@rainynight02]

Birthday one, girl is absolutely the jerk. Dad is trying to do right by his son, and the only person who actually has an issue with it is the girlfriend. I hope either they found a resolution to deal with such issues, or they just ended the relationship. Guy and kid deserve better. And I'm a dad with a son from an ex. I know how an annoyed stepmom can think some things are out of line when they're not. Gotta talk to each other.

[@julielove8846]

Third story: it is a trend but the problem here is timing cuz that is one of the main points of Comedy, timing the op is obviously not in the mood for jokes and the partner did the trend anyway😰

[@jakethedog2.0]

Jesus the slappy one had me in shock from the other person’s point of view

[@TheYellowK-popgirl]

Story 2 opinion: op is not the jerk. He said he’s always been a little bit of a wimp so after her doing a bunch of creepy things he had enough and put his foot down. He got mad and I don’t think he started so loud. He probably started quiet but she refused so he got mad.

[@magic18826]

I played a lot of your stories last night because I just found out that I have insomnia 😅 so I had this playing in the background

[@jerichogarry]

that woman clearly doesn't know how love works.

[@magdavazquez4627]

I had my doubts about these stories , until I met 2 Karens at Wally World. I just passed by, and they were talking to each other nothing that has to do with their shopping. I was just passed, and the old one goes excuse me. Then the daughter started talking super loud the first words I didn't here but, I can make out that they said they had never met a rude whatever and the rest was"this is that day" I just ignored them at them and walked away. I'm almost 70 so attacking an old goose like me will go bad on them. She just kept walking away practically screamming at the end.

[@coolchoicebro]

Bruuuh the ticktock one is HILARIOUS!!! I LOVE OP

[@-Silver_cards-]

Story 1-2 (story response) THEY ARE SIXTEEN YEARS APART!? :O I almost spit out my milk when a heard that-

[@reyandrade9657]

First story:hahahahahaha the daughter is the mvp shes so smart she deserves that ice cream haha

[@carlrood4457]

Did OP and her sister share a room as kids and/or did they come from a large family? I'm guessing she was used to the lax boundaries in such a situation and doesn't get that it doesn't work as adults. Hell, even if she paid half the living expenses, walking into her sister's room is unacceptable. I had to deal with a similar situation. We bought my parents home and had to let my older sister know she has to knock as it's no longer her or out parents' home.

[@LordGlacier7]

Even if they used to share a room it doesn't excuse her actions; it's one thing to do that when it's your room too but it's someone else's room and not only is it someone else's room but it's a married couples' room. It's one thing if you did it by mistake but she kept doing it after being told to stop multiple times by the people who own the house and she probably just wanted to see the husband naked since she refused to listen to them.

[@jequangold7098]

The happy birthday story I get, it sounds like there’s some misunderstood social anxiety. It’s not about happy birthday, but there was no time for her to be mentally prepared to handle that.

[@rikubrown8109]

She needs to get over it. People celebrating and singing happy birthday happens all the time at restaurants. Didn't seem like anyone else really had a problem but her

[@wild_dragons5467]

Respect 99999999999999999 for the daughter.

[@sougotokiwa8439]

💯

[@YlvaRosewood]

Story 1: I absolutely LOVE your daughter! What she did was awesome! Story 4: OP, you are 100% the jerk! This guy was trying to make sure his son had a fun birthday and you got angry. You absolutely have no business having children if you can't understand what you did wrong here.

[@sougotokiwa8439]

Bless the daughter. Bimbo redhead got what she deserved. Maybe she should vomit on OP in story 4 too...

[@xcubie]

i like listening to these while i work on videos

[@Nexus_Dragons]

When you use bio-weapons(vomit, flu sneeze, etc.) 🗿🍷

[@ScarLove608]

That daughter has something to protect herself now for the rest of her life

[@miskiov]

Why are you fighting to keep him😂

[@EnyaTheDrakaina]

Power to the daughter. Also there’s a women that thinks she needs to fight for a man she is single for a reason.

[@nyako4108]

the first story is giving "1v1 me on Rust" vibes, also the kid is a genius and I honestly respect her

[@joeroman7496]

Me and my exes have set it back-and-forth to each other playing around all the time.

[@ExpanSV]

The last story where the girl and her husband were walked in on, I'm pretty sure the couple that was walked in on posted a story as well from their point of view. I want to say it was either this channel or ripe where I heard it.

[@tbennett6877]

😂😂😂😂😂 do they really think they can get away with this

[@michaeladixon3659]

story 4 definitely jerk because ITS A FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD WITH SEPARATED PARENTS. HAVING THE GENUINE AUDACITY TO FEEL AGNRY WITH THE FATHER FOR CELEBRATING HIS SON’S BIRTHDAY IS ABSOLUTELY ABSURD.

[@redneckartist654]

I'm on the dad's side daughter gets 3 scoops just bc of her reasoning 😂😂

[@Warriormon87]

Story 3: She had a right to get mad about being called a B. But she also should have been the adult and cleaned up the mess, she chose to make, afterwards. She should find it "vile" that she left it soaking in all night, not him.

[@DARK_ARK_KNIGHT]

Yeah instead of saying dropping the b you should’ve said hello there my female dogish companion it would’ve been impossible to not tell it’s a joke I’m not gonna lie if my girlfriend did what she did and said she made a trend about throwing sauce I wouldn’t argue I’ll just clean it up after hysterical laughter

[@eramisshipstealer1163]

I love your videos

[@oslowin3770]

The op didn’t handle the situation the daughter did and that girl handled it like a boss

[@ComeliaO7]

Story 4- She is definitely wrong, cuz wth is she mad about?

[@fiasco7724]

With the slappy dummy story, i think ot was a little over the top for her to carry it around like a teddy bear, but I get it, she wanted it for years , and this dude was the jerk

[@dominicaibodje8197]

@Righty's Creative Corner lol

[@marrero8100]

Honestly, while I know the OP fouled up making his girlfriend cry with his reaction (or overreaction), I don't think that warrants everyone he knows digging into him for said reaction. Everyone has their own opinions and interests. The girlfriend was into horror for as long as she can remember, but no matter how supportive her friends and family are of her interests, there's ALWAYS going to be a time when horror does what it is meant to do: freak you out. The girlfriend and OP's respective roommates may have bagged on the OP very badly, and even more so when he was looking for advice online, but can they honestly say that if they were in OP's situation, that any of them wouldn't have been at least a little startled or shocked. And as long as the OP acknowledges his screw-up, and keeps himself in check for the future, then none of his friends should chew him out no more than the bare minimum. Because to me, as the story progressed, it quickly turns into OP vs the world for his overreaction.

[@hayleymariemills]

Yeah but it's not like she's taking it out in public. She's carrying it around in her HOME.

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

So the guy walked into the kitchen called his girl a b**** and he surprised that she got pissed off? The original poster should not have had to tell her partner not to call her a b**** that should just be a given. And you can't say that because other people are doing it as a tick tock trends means it's okay that's not a good excuse. If you were doing a tick tock trend where you had to shoot yourself in the balls would you do it? Of course not! So why would you call your girlfriend a nasty, mean name just because other people on the internet are doing it!?

[@boomerharris2965]

Yes. However she reacted like a petulant child throwing toys out of the pram

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

@@boomerharris2965 well dude how the hell do you expect a woman to react when you call them a b****? You really expect them to be all civil, decent, and polite when being insulted like that?

[@boomerharris2965]

@@dutchvanderbilt9969 tell him off, call him out on it, like an adult would? Not throw a pot of sauce on the ground. She's 30 ffs. My 4 year old knows to use words and not break shit.

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

@@boomerharris2965 dude you don't get to call your girl a b**** and be surprised when she flips her s***. And besides that the boyfriend should have known better than to call his girlfriend such a horrible name. It should have been a given that you don't call your girlfriend a b**** if you want to have a good day.

[@boomerharris2965]

@@dutchvanderbilt9969you mistake me, I'm not defending the guy here. He's a cunt. However she acted like a child in this situation.

[@SCENE_K1D69XDDD]

the daughter;*Pukes* the redhead;AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LMAOOOOOOOO

[@shoyaLS]

I can tell the parents really know what their doing when raising a child

[@md_studios9819]

The fact that the OP’s boyfriend at 11:30 was doing that for a TikTok trend justifies her reaction perfectly and I admire her reaction to it

[@sovereign7656]

Nah it does not. He's clearly a childish jerk. Yes. But first, her response was way out of proportion. And secondly, she admitted herself that she wouldn't communicate as to what her boundaries are. If you won't set your boundaries you can't expect people to take you seriously when you bjtch and whine. She is the bigger jerk here, they deserve each other. I sincerely believe your moral compass is out of wack if you admire someone like that.

[@obobobobobi]

This stories are perfect when seating in toiletries.

[@NessieNice]

You raised your daughter well. She'll be that cool girl in school whom everyone admired but she herself won't bother with them

[@dimensionlord9935]

With the dinner problem, it's only a main problem if he knew about the trama