The Life of a Goomba in Super Mario

[@ronn6771]

It's hard to walk in straight lines and people don't appreciate the goombas 😔✊

[@giga-editz5203]

People these days 😔✊

[@twist4twist510]

Man 😔✊

[@darkpancake3555]

That's why I walk in gay lines

[@bryanthernandez9769]

Goombas life matter

[@randomvideos136]

Yeah have you seen how small their legs are comparatively to how big their body is

[@lovelyjuliexo]

“even bullets have arms-“ nah cause the goomba has a point 😂

[@aluminiumtechniquealavi9774]

Fax bro

[@itsjdjen]

No, he can't. He doesn't have fingers

[@casualjoe1264]

​@@itsjdjen That was just mean

[@alephzero1984]

​@@itsjdjen his head.

[@Synnvious]

​@@itsjdjen lmaoo

[@Orb_23]

Mario doesn't just physically harass the physically disable, he also mugs them.

[@aisyahfenni8185]

?

[@awithd6084]

@@aisyahfenni8185when he jumps onto an enemy to kill them. They drop coins.

[@theultimatewarlord69420]

​@@aisyahfenni8185Not a Mario fan. Why are you here?

[@jdt9177]

Straight up murderer. And the damn green donkey thing he rides around on eats turtles and spits their empty shells out!

[@mastermichael0751]

99% of mario games are not super mario run. In nearly every mario game enemies give you some amount of score depending on how many you’ve jumped on, and if you’ve jumped on enough, they give lives

[@Your_Random_Artist]

“It just doesn’t happen” -Gary The Goomba Famous last words

[@JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs]

A specific Italian Plumber would like to know your location

[@yorelyoung6407]

I was just about to say that!!!😂😂😂

[@FrogForever346]

"I mean, who looks at me and wants to jump on my head?" *Mario: It's a me mass muderer!*

[@zorororonoa02]

lol Who the heck is liking this

[@prettybird3804]

underrated

[@SketchyGrandpa]

Lol

[@SketchyGrandpa]

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[@PoopyFartMaster]

I read that in the Mario voice for some reason XD

[@eskeladder7751]

Mario: I will now commit a hatecrime

[@jjbarajas5341]

Also Mario: How can it be a hate crime if I loved doing it?

[@theblurredgamer9617]

@@jjbarajas5341 ok that got me 🤣🤣

[@FirstLast-qh8it]

Princess Peach: 👩‍🦯

[@Gammera2000]

Italian on Italian violence

[@--TOM--]

War crime

[@icebearsans]

Do you know what's funny, goombas canonically have arms, they're just holding em so tightly behind their back that you just can't see em

[@troll4life662]

So tightly behind their back that they're invisible in the 3D games?

[@whannabi]

True lol ​@@troll4life662

[@mttw_kzn2510]

“... it just doesn't happe-” *dies*

[@ShinyAzzy]

Sees a red man with mustache approach him with a malicious intent*

[@RenG_4]

Goomba: ah shet

[@YourLocalPlushAddict]

:Objective:Survive

[@Chaotic_evil_duck]

@@YourLocalPlushAddict 💀

[@JmKrokY]

Yeah

[@dannydragon1867]

@@Chaotic_evil_duck Haha you're stuck Made it here you deserve I don't know why I'm still here reward Accept. Not sure.

[@rhythmselection5581]

"it just doesn't happen* -famous last words

[@BL-42]

Famus

[@kylesisle7250]

Mario -hero we go!

[@dahlrjay63]

I was expecting him to get jumped on, or at least look up, right at that moment. 😂

[@strungcrayon6861]

@@kylesisle7250 is jumpa time

[@GayKermit-._-.]

Famus

[@Dnfbdodnsgtxodmalzhebeuxeeysdb]

"It just doesn't happen." *famous last words*

[@iamthing4460]

Ah yes a fellow telepurte enjoyer.

[@koolaid33]

In a universe where turtles speak, bullets have arms & there are sentient mushrooms, I think the lack of mushroom arms is the least of his concerns.

[@Pickled_Poet]

I think in this world, not having arms would be a death sentance-- Oh

[@just_a_random_crusader2735]

Short italian man:" YOU MAMA'D YOUR LASTA MIA"

[@akasuki9614]

why is this comment underrated af 😭

[@zorororonoa02]

lol

[@randomthings1293]

"""""Italian""""""

[@rubiela389]

Lmao

[@MrTorivity]

Jsj of thy I'm Italian plumber*

[@Giornolover]

Psychotic plumber: I’m bout to end this man’s whole career

[@owenleal]

Tbf in the 3d games, the Goombas do openly want the smoke and try to chase you.

[@Giornolover]

@@owenleal think though. Imagine your a goomba and bowser says walk around for a raise. Your walking back and forth for hours and get killed. Then you have the goombas who need real good money to feed there family’s and want the smoke so they can pay child support

[@casualjoe1264]

​@@Giornolover Who pays for child support? Only losers

[@BlackHawk21ification]

Isn't Mario supposed to be a florist? That why the carnivorous flower are in green pots

[@Beware_of_Meh]

@@BlackHawk21ificationno. He’s a plumber. It’s been confirmed as far back as I can remember even in the super Mario brother super show animated intro thing

[@Vopraan]

Mario: "And I took his existence personally." 😕

[@xx-fireman-xx8399]

Mario: ima end this mans whole career.

[@davidarmitageiii1467]

Everyones live reaction 😮

[@marcelgeyser813]

Chris Pratt has entered the chat

[@elmatador2162]

Bro 💀

[@SpiderBot-Neon]

Bro 💀

[@Jekesma]

Bro 💀

[@crispychris8399]

Bro 💀

[@pikacoolplays]

Bro 💀

[@hungryboi3585]

I love the part where tho goomba said “It’s goombin time” and goombed all over the place.

[@ncrrangerboomhower7185]

Idk why people find this joke funny anymore

[@StuartLittlesNo1Hater]

@@ncrrangerboomhower7185 it's funny

[@grimreaper9049]

@@ncrrangerboomhower7185 it's fucking hilarious wdym

[@denvery7835]

@@ncrrangerboomhower7185 its so stupid that it just works.

[@ashameddonald6674]

Same

[@christophersung9240]

"Even bullets have arms I mean what are they gonna use them for? " had me dead 💀

[@kamilaclubbs8428]

You made me stop killing goombas and start appreciating them

[@minty-ii5yp]

“I mean, what’s the likelihood of someone jumping me on the head?” Me: *yes.*

[@mr.galactic2647]

J U M P I N G M E O N T H E H E A D

[@mr.tapwater3473]

Bro becoming an interdimensional being at this point 💀

[@therealtimmyjimmy]

"Who looks at me and wants to jump on my head? " *famous last words*

[@dreeza5170]

Can’t wait to see Gary in the upcoming movie. He’s going to do so well!

[@agoldfish4695]

“Walk left, turn around, walk right” Well that’s just walking in the same direction

[@realryushiro]

◀️◀️◀️Walk left. ↪️↪️↪️Turn around. ➡️➡️➡️We are now facing this way. Walk right turn 90° 🔽🔽🔽 (: He's coming for you.

[@guylikesbananas3986]

oh no

[@noodle_memer]

Little did this goomba know, everyone that plays any game with a goomba in it had already woken up today and immediately chosen violence.

[@DisturbedGeneration]

Bro just has the right vibe in his skits. He was able to succeed where others have failed. Keep it up

[@strungcrayon6861]

Mario “WAIT IM NOT SUPPOSED TO JUMP ON ITS HEAD?”

[@loganhall661]

Police "Lock em up."

[@isaacanguloplays7766]

How are you not more popular this is hilarious!

[@ikersworld9982]

*Five Minutes Later*: Gary's last speech had been uploaded

[@Bloxnutswithfriends]

This changes my perception of Goombas ENTIRELY.

[@snailofkale]

fun fact: a goomba named Gary was featured as a minor character in the 2007 Wii title Super Paper Mario. In the interlude between chapters 2 and 3, players briefly take control of Luigi at Castle Bleck. Two goombas, Gary and an unnamed goomba, request Luigi’s assistance in escaping the castle. Their escape plan fails, Gary is brainwashed, the other goomba joins Bleck’s army of his own free will, and Luigi is brainwashed into Mr. L.

[@soupbird8081]

man your super paper mario knowledge is on point, I remember that scene, SPM is such a good game, hell yeah

[@snailofkale]

@@soupbird8081 Thank you! I’ve been hyperfixating on it for months I know all the lore

[@mr_nobody1479]

Mario: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

[@LinguineNoodle]

"It just doesn't happen" Top 5 moments before disaster.

[@BNotInc]

*Meanwhile Goomba in Mario Baseball using non-existent arms:*

[@anonymousperson5469]

“And who would do that?” Mario: *…and I took that personally*

[@lunor21]

Dont forget about the little *bap baaa* jumps

[@mittens4859]

The worst part of modern Mario games

[@lunor21]

@@mittens4859 first of all thats only on the "new super mario bros" series and also its not bad

[@mittens4859]

@@lunor21 it's such a small stupid little nitpick but why are bowser's minions dancing

[@DahPeppin0]

Oh Yea

[@DahPeppin0]

@@mittens4859 Not EVERY Enemy Is Part of Bowser's Army And Also Dance Or Move Like Twomps And Piranha Plants (But Both Are Part Of His Army)

[@NuggetOrBowtie]

Plumber Drugged by mushrooms : I'm about to end this man's whole career.

[@hamadded7353]

I remember in Super Mario Sluggers that the Goomba can hold the bat telepathically, so they got that going for them

[@LiterallyEveryone217]

Man your content is absolutely hilarious. Keep up the good work. To you too Gary

[@abolishgender3240]

The quality of the videos cannot be overstated. The jokes are smart, the costumes and the backgrounds are good and the lack of knowledge of the ordinary people he represents is captivating

[@DaltonIzHere]

Technically, there are only a few people in the Mushroom Kingdom who actually jump on Goombas’ heads. Being Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yellow and Blue Toad, Toadette, etc. So it’s possible that Gary somehow hasn’t heard of Mario, he’s just chilling between two pipes doing his job.

[@chenchitkwang2324]

Goomba: Who will jump on my head? Mario: *hi*

[@salmuttotabreabittlecochicarac]

The high-class goombas wear a spiky hat for protection.

[@myarmsrgone]

Fireball:

[@Lobster_With_A_Gun]

This is why I've never killed a goomba in the Mario series on purpose

[@putaidanganimal1]

Now I feel bad for jumping on its head-- which I'll forget later lmao 😂🤣💦🤷😅😂💦

[@nami-san6303]

Mario: I'm aboutta end this man's whole career 🦘💥

[@drtristram5197]

Well, I've watched'm all and subscribed, your acting is amazing.

[@Hypergames555]

If you think about it, every world in Mario is a new existence/universe/reality so if you let one goomba escape death, he will technically never die because you will never play in his existence again. This gives the goomba a false sense of security because he's only safe due to the fact that nobody will ever see him again. He won't have any friends. They're all dead.

[@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit]

False.

[@AshleyBubbles27]

"Who looks at me, a harmless creature, and thinks, you know what, Im gonna jump on his head" lol 😂

[@ExternalAgate8]

“Who looks at me; a harmless creature walking left to right, and says you know what I’m gonna jump on his head” MARIO Has Joined The Level

[@resqu2081]

This guy is so underrated!!!

[@tugraokman6308]

😅

[@madeleinemusgrave5578]

Day one of asking for the guy who destroys research in plague inc

[@callmesummon]

Okay but the fact that I genuinely struggle with walking in a straight line makes this even funnier

[@ZETHFUL]

Nobody tell him what happens in every single mario game to every have a goomba

[@laragauthier8509]

The Waffle House has found its new host

[@calmTim]

The waffle house has found it's new host .

[@maninthechair6033]

The waffle house has found its new host

[@deionperkins3907]

MARIO WENT FROM: ITS A MEA MAARIO To MARIO: ITS A MEA MURDERER

[@daphnemumba4625]

If only Gary knew about HIM 😢😂😂

[@stevenarmstrong2144]

The waffle house has found it's new Host

[@matthewbode2514]

The Waffle House has found it's new host.

[@anowky]

The waffle House has found it's new host

[@randomfolk9545]

The waffle house has found it’s new host

[@jjpjost1958]

The Waffle house has found its new host

[@GuardenSlug]

The Waffle House had found its new host.

[@jos2850]

The Waffle House has found it's new host

[@treepy4605]

”Nobody would attack me” An Italian plumber in a red costume 🕺

[@notTHElivinglemon1001]

“It just doesn’t happen” *Mario comes jumping on every Goomba he sees*

[@officialliv]

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host

[@catherinestockdale4675]

The waffle house has found its new host

[@sethmickens9242]

"I mean, who looks at me and wants to jump on my head?" Mario: OOH A TRAMPOLINE

[@Taco_Gamer314]

“Who looks at me and says I’m gonna jump on his head” Mario:👁️👄👁️

[@nagol37]

Finally some goomba appreciation and showing their perspectives

[@SomeNuerodiverseGuy]

this video really gives goombas the respect they need

[@BMBofficialyt]

"Who would jump on my head?" Mario:it's a me mass a- murderer!

[@huhhhhhh5225]

bro jinxed himself 💀💀💀

[@whiterabbit4113]

"On a related note, how would you even be able to jump on my head? You'd have to be reeally good at jumping, like a-a jumpman."

[@IDKwhyimhere675]

Him:it just doesn't happen Mario:and I took that personally

[@zxckpxck152]

Nah the shit wit the arms was fucking hilarious even the bullets got arms lmfaoo

[@alksi1]

Its like Emperor Hirohito asking: "What are they gonna do? Drop two suns on us?"

[@darienpena9906]

“Ten videos taken before disaster”

[@Goofiest_gooberXDLOL]

i like to imagine goombas just grab stuff with invisible hands, so its basically just using cartoon logic

[@TheVengefulSoul66]

The Goomba: "Never Gonna Happen" Mario: "I'm About to End This Goomba's Career"

[@Plushskitz]

There should have been a foot coming in the last 3 frames.🤣🤣

[@Layne_Egeland]

Moments before disaster "Who would do something like that?" Famous last words

[@BabushkaJecori]

It’s so fun being a koopa troopa on super Mario bros on wii. I dance to the music and fly around in my shell

[@KingVoiden]

“It just doesn’t happen” He said Ten seconds later “It’s a me Mario Woohoo”

[@Survey_corps_]

Gumba: it’s not gonna happen Mario: challenge accepted

[@Zombiezambo]

And that’s why we hire goombas there practically infinite.Ludwig

[@Whytheguyy]

He’s finished doing the interview then he turns around, Mario’s their, him, holy crap

[@OrganicMilkGang]

He’s gonna be CRUSHED when he finds out the truth

[@Ripoff-Ink]

Gary war reported unalived later that day, after suffering fatal head injuries due to a man with a moustache in a red suit jumping on his head.

[@5omebody]

the most 'armless creature indeed

[@mushroomfusion245]

“Goombas are the underlings of underlings” Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

[@MeMakeMemes]

Every goomba's last interview and words before sadly getting stepped on

[@yummedd]

I'm so glad that he was able to record this documentary before he was killed by Mario. For context, days after he recorded this documentary, he would be killed by the Mushroom Kingdom Plumber Mario.

[@LeviCroft]

"And you know what, it just doesnt happen." 😂😂😂

[@Greeneon6073]

My grandpa was an Italian plumber. Gives Mario vibes

[@wsoutdoorsports2341]

Goombas would be pros at tricking officers with the straight line test

[@madihafarooq3463]

mario: awkward silence* goomba: oh yeah... him

[@Shadow68419]

I like how the shirt says “dickies”

[@joshuaskywalker3748]

"you probably don't even hear it when it happens"-Bobby from The Sopranos

[@cinnabard955]

We are the toads… We are the Goombas… So let’s stop jumpin on each other, ya big Galoomba

[@maxvanderhoning8375]

"Armless creature" the missed oppertunity. They're unarmed

[@LTNGthe-lightning-spiderYT]

Me about to type the world record for the most jumps on goombas

[@Amicus22]

Hi I'm mario and I like jumping 😃