Tim and Eric - What's In My Bag?

[@YungM.D.]

Eric was given a free chance to get whatever he wanted and he chose two of the same 30 Seconds LP just for the bit. That’s commitment

[@Atma505]

Excuse me Amoeba Music do you have a section for records that Tim Heidecker has kissed I would only like to purchase from that section so let me know ok thank you

[@EncoreFilmsInc]

Tim's fake forced laughing gets me every time

[@snartled2247]

2:30 "he's standing on the hood!"

[@MEdalFan26]

waHT

[@mooknick242]

it's Eric's forced laugh that always cracks me up.

[@poopoojohnson]

No way that was forced

[@RickFoxChicken]

Eric's disingenuous laugh

[@mrpayne123]

These rich guys get all the free goodies, I can't even afford a Cinco mustache trimmer for men.

[@tuodekab]

your stache looks great

[@mdogg20psn]

tuodekab obviously he got the trimmer

[@jamespilkington]

:(

[@AyeThaKiddGotSwagg]

Get the Cinco mustache trimmer for pep pep and step peppers

[@quattro4468]

Have you tried removing your teeth first?

[@GenericInternetter]

2:30 Eric's laugh is amazing. What a genius.

[@nicholasbourne]

It’s so forced yet contained.. simply incredible

[@LPFan33]

Very nice selection from Tim. Great Job!

[@MattDaddyFatStacks]

hold the phone

[@eduardorivera508]

DoorMatt Holmes dude! NMH! I'm gonna see them my 2nd time. Santa Ana show!

[@sorianojojo3074]

+Eduardo River

[@tunanman]

Shrek you sus

[@MadCircle01]

bha bha bohighen

[@DylanisWavy]

The way he fucking waves the Shrek soundtrack around while repeating "get PAID."

[@pn2102]

Tim Heidecker introduced me to Tim Hecker. I'm eternally grateful.

[@blondeeagles]

Tim Hecker is great. Tim's got good taste

[@collinbeal]

Virgins is a great album

[@vincentjackson7718]

he picked up mirages too, excellent choice

[@Imyournewpeppep]

Burn me off a copy CDR? "I don't have that kind of equipment..."

[@looshkin66]

Imyournewpeppep daddy!

[@Imyournewpeppep]

Daniel Tittyfish I'm your pep pep's peepaw

[@nebulousisgod]

Best joke I’ve heard in years

[@djpeanutbutterjelly]

Do they EVER stop acting?

[@painsettomusic]

Dylan Baldwin do they ever act?

[@djpeanutbutterjelly]

Gnome Child I suppose it's more of a performance art than traditional acting; more wildly spazzing out than reading a script. However, if you are suggesting that they are poor comedians, I will destroy you.

[@painsettomusic]

Dylan Baldwin No haha I love them and I'm joking that maybe they never act and they just actually are crazy.

[@djpeanutbutterjelly]

That is a strong possibility.

[@tehhhhhd]

Gnome Child moments of clarity on the blooper clips of the tim and eric show

[@electrocosmicfuzz8555]

I love how they go from smash mouth to angel in the centerfold by j Giles band

[@thugger-vandross]

That’s Shrek forya

[@noneyabidnez6489]

I have made a habit of blending songs together, in my head. I’m happy that someone else does this sort of thing.

[@DanielHoffmanddhoffman]

Gregg Turkington pre-Victorville move. Good to see him before all the FAME got to his head.

[@BathroomTile]

That transition to Centerfold by J. Geils Band killed me. and how Tim almost cracks when Eric understands the joke and starts singing along too.

[@Pajablanca531]

Lol! I rewatched that part like 20 times.

[@painsettomusic]

"That's Shrek for ya!"

[@IFeelSoTongueTied]

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[@jamiedetwiler7261]

i was just about to reply with that

[@joegamut4540]

I dearly love how unnecessarily loud and unsuitable Pierre's 'Doo Dah Doo Doo' is for the shopping montage here. :3

[@michaelstevenmartin3478]

Two copies = SIXTY SECONDS TO MARS.

[@trashboat8032]

+Face Melter That is correct, since you're increasing the velocity by 2 the time of travel shortens by 2.

[@hecksongs9803]

(Thirty Seconds to Mars)^2 I believe is the correct equation tho I would have to ask my math professor.

[@PedroMouraLerBD]

You don't have to ask. Just use your Cinco port-a-potty vegetable calculator.

[@caiofmoraes]

Let run some numbers on my taqutor. That's correct.

[@squidracerX]

4 years later, they BOTH got scratched.

[@MKtagteamer]

Every time Tim and Eric bring up Shrek I can't stop laughing. Their Shrek 3 videos are incredible.

[@urzadek27]

i'm gonna start, the way we rehearsed three times. go ahead, you start.

[@misho129]

I love when he kisses the records

[@airex12]

heynow yourrockstar get paid, get paiiiid

[@basedsouljah]

Raver. FUCKING MOVING SHADOW FAM HELL YEAH

[@thugger-vandross]

Blassic Tim 😂

[@Meinstantics]

Tim Hecker is amazing! Nice choice.

[@b1zzler]

tim probably hated it but mirages is a great album

[@TehWinnerz]

incurably optimistic!

[@Knifymoloko]

Tim Hecker was totally unexpected but a pleasure to see being recognized

[@BradSk88]

Did these guys preempt the Shrek meme explosion? Dang.

[@thebargainbin6020]

I have always assumed they caused it.

[@Goth_Dabber]

+buttrock obama god no, it was from 4chan

[@thebargainbin6020]

+Michael Angel yeah that sounds accurate.

[@Goth_Dabber]

doesn't mean they started it, 4chan created the shrek meme back in 2006

[@Goth_Dabber]

TheMicCheck shrek was a meme in 2006, we started the shrek green text and the shrek oneliners Tim and Eric had their own memes on 4chan

[@jakatak1134]

tim hecker is now one of my favorite musicians. thanks tim heideckerman!

[@emirinobambino]

Wow! Free records? That's like free real-estate!

[@bigdaddyhordo9346]

Only for Jim Boonie tho

[@JennaLeigh]

Bryce *whispers* it's free real estate

[@lukess.s]

_it's free real estate_

[@pitchforkharp]

These two make me smile just by standing still.

[@birth0fserpents]

that's shrek for ya

[@caseyroberts2058]

Joe Webb thanks cinco

[@222taxation8]

Thanks fun for the Midas and family. I truest like how shriek just does his thing with things to things for things. Man shriek was made out of things it’s crazy good overall song though.

[@nedisahonkey]

"Tall, dark and... uh chicago"

[@AndreasDevig]

He's all over the hood!

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

lol i never knew tim hiedecker knew about tim hecker, i have two tim hecker albums on vinyl, ive always like collecting ambient vinyl albums, i remember i use to have a haunted house one i would take out my dads closet and play, i think that started it all.

[@eliweidman4312]

I just want to set the record straight. I had no help from Mike Zinetti, I just had a little bit of creative consulting help from Bilb Ono.

[@ashleyohohoh]

Best What's in my Bag yet

[@rainofsunshine473]

tim with that rufus wainwright record! sad it wasn't included as a pick but at least the shrek soundtrack with his cover of hallelujah is on it. small mercies

[@Iglooo666]

tim hecker is #1

[@gregorykaplan1226]

2:34 -when your friend shows you a meme you've seen 318 times

[@matthewdrummond640]

I LOVE THAT LEGENDARY TIM FACE AT 0:09 HAHAHAHAHA

[@CliffM85]

Oh god, he's LITERALLY standing on the hood of the car!!!!!!!! *cries with laughter*

[@JazzyJonas]

I love how they start singing Centerfold instead of All Star at the end.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

1:06 is amazing.

[@joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys]

my favorite thing about this is the grateful dead vinyl he picked up wasn't part of his bag. it was just next to him and he picked it up at the end.

[@dharmallars]

tim trying to shoplift the no doubt album is me

[@4000Wiggins]

I need to check out Tim Hecker. Seems like a lot of ppl love him in the comments too.

[@rosep5672]

Yep!

[@oathdagger627]

2:34 Eric's laugh omfg😂

[@TheReal_FishFins]

I haven't listened to Tim Hecker in many years. Thanks for the reminder.

[@plexus]

2:34 why is Eric’s laugh so magical here?

[@polidosk8]

good to see that rick wakeman record there. I guess I should get one too, just saw him live this past weekend. Solo show with a grand piano playing his original compositions, as they were first written.

[@bravetherainbow]

started laughing at 0:09 as soon as Eric started that fake passionate enthusiastic voice he does so well

[@bravetherainbow]

his fake laugh just creeps me out though, I like Tim's fake laugh a lot more

[@ThisIsReadyMade]

This might be one of my favorite "Bag" episode!

[@ryanice92]

I love Tim Hecker and Rick Wakeman.

[@noahwidmeyer2773]

thats shrek for ya

[@soppsau]

Yeeeeh, Tim Hecker is fucking great, man. One of the best albums of 2013.

[@s-nooze]

Tim Hecker is actually a really awesome ambient artist. I wonder if Tim is really a fan?

[@echus]

I was not expecting Tim Hecker! great choice

[@21TaylorRIP]

"just in case the other one scratches"

[@21TaylorRIP]

sqratches

[@gromitpesley]

I love how he picked it because he blatantly despises them.

[@RR6ably]

Oh my gawd, when Eric does that laugh.... I can't help myself. I'm dying.

[@carolyns4519]

The contrast between Tim here and Tim in the later video with Rado is hilarious, you almost cant believe it's the same guy!

[@JaygeSattler]

I miss Amoeba so much. FML.

[@SightForMemories]

This is so memorable

[@MrRom92DAW]

T&E and a record store, two of my favorite things. So glad I found this gem of a video. - Dr. Bone Mahonie

[@ViciousCannibal]

Hey Amoeba, Great Job!

[@cboyslim5490]

I actually love Neil Hamburger as a comic/character. I hope he's still finding work, he's so underrated

[@tamis5926]

hes standin all over the hood

[@jamesrichie7844]

So great to see Greg in this video! 5 out of 5 bags of popcorn!

[@checkurbrainfly]

I like how they kiss their purchases , something I used to do as a kid ,funny dudes

[@johnnydarkrose64]

this is the greatest video of all time

[@Snowking587]

Thanks Amoeba! FOR YOUR HEALTH

[@poopsockeater]

Hi we're Ti- HI I'M ERIC I'M TAL- IM GONNA START, WE WE REHEARSED THREE TIMES.... go head, ssssyou start Hiii I'm Eric Wareheim, SO excited to be here, Amoeba shopping spree!

[@DeanieLinguini]

Awesome! I was there a few weeks ago, i would've gone berserk if i would've seen Tim and Eric there! Awesome music addition! Haha

[@mexicotaco0913]

Eric's laughter at 2:35 is just priceless.

[@saintbabylon7250]

Dark, Tall & Chicago

[@glacier2win]

God damn I love these guys.

[@davidmatheny398]

These guys willingness to commit to the gimmick is superior then their comedy and i appreciate it.

[@coldshakey]

tim shrecked himself before he wrecked himself.

[@vijaypattisapu8607]

and hecked himself

[@jetboy_]

CORGAN 🔨🎃0⃣

[@AgatonSax750]

I would have wanted to see what they actually listened to, even though this was funny. I couldn't tell if he actually liked Tim Hecker.

[@jeffsipes9115]

Those record selections are hilarious.

[@themerchbooth]

Those laughs were the greatest laughs

[@varicosevaynes]

I give legitimate thanks to this video for introducing me to Tim Hecker all those years ago

[@outgoingnoise]

tim is a dreamboat with that haircut. coincidentally, eric is also a dreamboat.

[@Bricksquadswag92]

3:30 I love how they just completely start humming a different song right in the middle of singing along to that Smash Mouth song.. I think they start singing the melody to that old 80's song Centerfold, which is hilarious that they could so smoothly transition right to another song that was equally as overplayed as All Star was

[@drcooljk]

Really nice piece

[@EmilyVioletMarie]

Yay Gregg is here!!!

[@namiwavegod]

*start humming all star* *morphs into centerfold* Great job!

[@AreFitz]

THANK YOU AMOEBA!!! SO awesome. Tim & Eric rule.

[@isalegal]

you gotta love them

[@Vindicator12Music]

the way they stay in character for most things they appear in is brilliant. genius.

[@ZaneWuffy]

fuckin love those two

[@pjp332]

I love how this is shot like Tim & Eric

[@ConsciousConnor]

that laugh at 2:35

[@TenThirtyTwo]

What's in your bag? IT'S A 3-T SCROAT!

[@quoe1]

tim hecker!! dude tim has good taste

[@Seedr0]

Can't believe they didn't pick up any smashmouth though, that hot ass beat clap.

[@solidkingcobra]

It's like an extended episode of Tim and Eric.

[@Cultboognish]

I love them so much omfg

[@Conturnal]

I've watched this many times and only now noticed Tim giving those CDs the middle finger at 0:30

[@Seedr0]

Haha! Thanks a lot for that great reference to a show gag!

[@GASMAKFREAK42]

Tim is love, Eric is life.

[@alekx1603]

this is perfection.

[@David-jz8ov]

I love how they edited this like an episode of Tim and eric😂👌🏽

[@wezzlyn]

I love Tim and Eric. And I'll fight anyone who doesn't.

[@gloverelaxis]

i fully break down into tears every time i listen to Ravedeath 1972 and the idea of Tim Heidecker joke-listening to Tim Hecker is the funniest thing in the fucking world