👋AMSTERDAM AFTER MIDNIGHT - KOPSTOOT BAR👋

Final part of my early hours adventures in #amsterdam as part of the #greetersguild. This time at ‘The Kopstoot Bar’ (head-butt bar in English).
THREE EPISODES FROM FINLAND ON THE WAY!
Please have a look at my hour long special ‘Kanye, Ikea and me’ which is free on the below link (or this playlist)
🚨CAMEO, TOUR DATES, MERCH, WORK ENQUIRIES🚨 - linktr.ee/troyhawke
#troyhawke #amsterdamlife #amsterdamnightlife #amsterdamworld #33

[@D-v-8]

"He's a very close affiliate of Jan Molby" had me in bits.

[@adz_b]

It’s true 😆

[@D-v-8]

@@adz_b I've seen the power Jan's name carries in Denmark😄

[@adz_b]

@@D-v-8 😂

[@rw8733]

Always brightens my day. Thank you. 👏

[@JM-xg7xo]

2:17

[@xztream2455]

Managers always tend to send the Greeters Guild away, but not in the Netherlands. They take a picture instead. Go Dutchies 🍻

[@getupandtry]

His laugh after the girl told him he was Lucifier 😂

[@amado5490]

That bloke was laughing at all the non-jokes. Bless his soul.

[@deathlab]

How is Troy not at a million subscribers yet!? This man’s aura shines brighter than stars.

[@gonnaga9302]

too short videos I'd believe, for the algorithm

[@W4fflemonger]

Yeah videos too short for the algorithm. I only found him through 9gag.

[@waynehough13]

his style of videos appeal a lot more on TikTok where he does have over a million followers

[@dreamwalking]

My favorite part is always when he tries to BS management into believing that he's supposed to be here.

[@adrianvazquez6127]

People in NL are so engaging and educated, generally. I love them. Also cheerful and loyal!

[@TheKordafish]

The Jan Molby line gets me every time, I can't wait for someone to get it, until then long live the Greeters Guild ✊

[@TheKordafish]

@@greetersguild Hi Troy I've been looking at your up coming tour dates and I was wondering if and when you'll be performing in and around the St.Albans area? Also, when one attends your events are we able to sign up and join the Greeters Guild??

[@stevebrogden2456]

Thank you Troy! Never stop, never change…

[@kk-fl4pb]

Is this the best endorsement Troy has received thus far: "You are Lucifer". 😈

[@madperson876]

I will never stop loving Troy's outfit! I can imagine that's the sort of thing The Doctor would wear on Doctor Who!

[@hannesmonaghan8905]

“Buff Dougie Howser” absolute gold!

[@dennisjans5006]

However, it seemed to have gone right over "Dougie's" head. Pity that!

[@legendsofmyself]

Must be one super cheerful city with such vibrant people. Great job adding to that Troy. Keep going 🥰🙌🏾

[@godsstruggler8783]

An angular Dutchman 🤣🤣🤣

[@whahappened8398]

I find myself 'Troy Hawking ' customers at the Aldi and at Woolworth too. It's great fun to do and post pandemic , people need cheering up. So 'thankyou' Troy, you silken smoke jacketed scallywag you.

[@lornacameron-burnett5040]

I love that Hawkism is catching! I do it too! I find my own mood lifted by regular (careful) little complimentary ice-breakers with strangers. Makes the world a friendlier place. Maybe that's what he means by "smash it"?!

[@lornacameron-burnett5040]

Wait a minute- Woolworth? Are you a time traveller too?

[@lornacameron-burnett5040]

If you're wondering what WOOLWORTHS is worth, it is also 19. ARE YOU AN EVIL ROBOT?!!!!!

[@whahappened8398]

@@lornacameron-burnett5040 shoulders back Lorna..you're magnificent !

[@barrybaker9090]

Robbie Rotten! That’s spot on! 😂

[@Kari_B61ex]

And I would have happily given you a big hug too Troy. x

[@paulfitness5157]

Imagine if started doing daygame,would be scary his results

[@adrianvazquez6127]

He never received so many "loves yous" in such a short time

[@robertg3921]

In Amsterdam they should know Jan Molby he played there

[@ronnetgrazer362]

The literal translation of "kopstoot" is indeed "head-butt", it's also what we call a glass of beer with a glass of gin dropped into it - ad fundum, then wait for the head-butt :)

[@RobDucharme]

2:16 I love how people are catching on to the whole Jan Molby bit..

[@kayvanrijnswou9776]

Brilliant! Impressive how he deals with the chaos of tipsy people. Proud of my Dutchies for being nice.

[@FLEX89]

I've actually yet to meet a rude Dutchman! (I'm sure there are, as everywhere, but so far they've all been very nice and have a great sense of humor!) Greetings from the definitely more grumpy big brother to the east ;)

[@moniquedenouden9289]

Same! Heart warming. Of course they’re all pissed as @&€ but they were still lovely ❤

[@paulfitness5157]

He is very skilled with different personalities,he studied psychotherapy.

[@cancarus3450]

I absolutely love this. The day this will become and actual job i will apply for it, no doubts about that

[@infodotwtf]

He doesn't look like any of those other guys. He is the spitting image of Errol Flynn.

[@TheJohnCooperShow]

1:27 so funny seeing the guy realise hes losing to a more attractive social heartist

[@amado5490]

It doesn't seem he was winning much before that anyway.

[@moniquedenouden9289]

You’re welcome Troy! Obviously. You were very welcome in my city ❤😂 hope to see you here one day!

[@donstrachan347]

Jan Molby did play in Amsterdam before he went to Liverpool so not too surprised

[@adamstilldrives]

Shoulders back. Keep up the good work mate

[@GpoppaJohn]

“You look like” 💭 💭💭 I thought she was going to say Clark Gable instead she meant Lucifer 😂. How very dare she 😊

[@msjaninah05]

Maybe tom ellis? The lucifer actor?

[@GpoppaJohn]

Oops, I don’t know who Tom Ellis is Janinah. I just thought Lucifer as in the Devil. My task today is look up who Tom Ellis is 😊👍

[@GpoppaJohn]

@@msjaninah05 I see the resemblance. I didn’t even know there was a programme called Lucifer. 😊 Is it any good? As a 58yr old fart my TV is in the hands of my grandchildren, then my BH so I’m well down the pecking order. 😄👍

[@davehughes825]

Are you here next week no I’m here right now brilliant

[@drepro7926]

Your psychology degree and knowledge is becoming very useful

[@jason6848]

dude at 1:20 thought he was gonna lose his girl lmao

[@peachesmcgee4795]

"A buff Dougie Howser"😂 That's a very 80s specific comment!

[@YanYnwa]

Can you come to Brooklyn and do this 🤣 I’d love to join the greeters guild.

[@oakleygt]

Fantastically funny as every. Has Jan Molby ever been in touch with you Troy?😃🤞🏻

[@oakleygt]

@@greetersguild I guess he is ridiculously busy at the Greeters Guild headquarters planning your next mission of joy?

[@adamstilldrives]

@@oakleygt inundated I'd imagine

[@guileforlife6651]

Legend

[@michaelcoughlan9603]

Amazing! Never stop!

[@janelockwood8806]

Did I hear you almost suggest you resemble Brandon Flowers? Cos you do! 😍

[@cliverogers6484]

Best yet 👍🏻

[@muzzo23]

Troy u are a legend! ❤️

[@alxndrassies]

Dude, you're awesome!

[@suqmadic6672]

You're a legend!

[@DearProfessorRF]

I hope those two guys didn’t leave without paying 😂

[@SuperKixer]

Shoulders back, smash it Troy!

[@lornacameron-burnett5040]

When the impossibly, nay, suspiciously perfect-looking Dutch female type person asked the discombobulatingly existential question "are you here next week?" which required our noble hero Mr. Ca-Caw Ca-Caw to assert their current presence in the present, it suddenly struck me: why should anyone experience such confusion regarding their own position in the timeline? It is obvious! Time travelling robots FROM THE FUTURE! The clues are all there, scrabble fans. KOPSTOOT BAR, or BOTS PARTOOK? Worth 19 points. You know what else is worth 19 in scrabble? ROBOT OF EVIL!!!!! The one question remains, is she a lone stranger in a strange land, marooned in time, or are we on the brink of a planetary mechanoid takeover? Take another look at buff Dougie Howser. An implausibly angular, dubious doppelganger of an 80's sitcom character. You overshot by about 40 years, evil robot! We're onto you. Keep up the good work, Roy with a T. Living in the moment has never meant more for the salvation of the planet!

[@lornacameron-burnett5040]

@@greetersguild Oh, a blatant and shameless plagiarism of your comedic stylings! Please take it as a compliment. I'm a comedy club regular and your act was the funniest thing we've seen here in years! (You did the Boris Johnson/ impostor/ dopamine material)

[@Martin-ub9ci]

No Nonsense. I love this guy

[@ohhdini]

in Jan we trust 🙏

[@kerrycamden1861]

Smash everything 🤣🤣

[@kerrycamden1861]

Lucifer 🤣🤣🤣

[@PaulMcKendrick]

Mayhem!

[@thandontantiso3744]

Top lad

[@mickadatwist1620]

The next British massive attack on the abdomen since Ali G/Borat/Bruno.

[@garysmith5641]

you really need a cigarette in a holder to go with that jacket

[@dyanaforest7174]

How do I get into the guild? :d

[@lornacameron-burnett5040]

When the most famous time travelling cyborg of all time, Arnold Schwarzenegger, struggled to pronounce the abbreviated contraction "I'll", James Cameron refused to replace it with "I will be back". Did you ever wonder why? I'LL BE BACK= 19 points! Cameron is in on it, I tell you!

[@kerrycamden1861]

🤣🤣🤣

[@adelarsen9776]

What is the score of Jan Molby ?

[@adelarsen9776]

@@greetersguild Life is a game of scrabble.

[@lornacameron-burnett5040]

@@greetersguild And the same as MANLY JOB

[@OpalScaleProductions]

I've had difficulty being polite to others in Amsterdam. I was taught to be kind to others, give the greeting of the day, and to respect my elders. Every time I open a door or allow others to pass through the door, they look at me like I'm going to hit them as they pass by like a bad child. WHAT am I to do about that?

[@HanuNL]

Easy, shoulders back and SMASH IT

[@MasonOldridge]

Robbie Rotten😅

[@gerrygich2285]

Contemplate making longer clips.

[@rw8733]

I could watch hours of this.

[@rw8733]

@@greetersguild I have! Brilliant. Thank you 😊

[@lornacameron-burnett5040]

@@rw8733If you like these clips, check out his stand- up. Best on the circuit, I near widdled myself when he played Teignmouth (Devon). Smashed it! x

[@rw8733]

@@lornacameron-burnett5040 I've watched a bit of his stand up. Great. Shoulders back and smashed it. 🤣

[@shawnabear6756]

Absolute quality as per Sir..

[@stevejohnson2130]

Legend