Amtrak Budget Cuts Hires Human Crossing Signals

[@adriannfs.]

I watched you when I was a little kid😭 so many good memories ❤️

[@SG-tq2vy]

Same bro, its still hilarious to this day 😂

[@ILoveMySharks]

same bro

[@woroudali5661]

Same

[@DeionBurns-po6jq]

Me too

[@Jomesteer]

Same

[@eddiebroccolo1606]

"Oh no you don't! No trespassing, train coming!!!" "What a dumbass!" LOL LMAO LMFAO!

[@Mrmegaminergames]

All crossings need this, would save people.

[@eddiebroccolo1606]

Yeah in a funny way

[@mattanatior97studios]

+Eddie Broccolo train gate rips out of the ground and hit trespassing

[@eddiebroccolo1606]

Lmao

[@mattanatior97studios]

Chase down road

[@larken24]

What makes it even more hilarious is that Amtrak was honking like it was a real crossing

[@1500chessie]

Very good idea.Man this creates jobs that we needed so hard.You have a creativ mind Alan.Again i had a laugh attack!!!!

[@stephenwilliams4501]

Just showed this vid ro my work colleagues, all of whom burst into laughter. You definitely have too much time on your hands , Alan. lol

[@Millenniumforce]

Thank you I am the Benny Hill of trains. LOL

[@CSXENoX-cy8kd]

@@Millenniumforce Imagine if all crossing gates did that, pull the "OH NO YOU DONT, NO TRESPASSING, TRAIN'S COMING!" card

[@nickystar600video3]

1:02 Alan: OH NO YOU DON’T, NO TRESPASSING THE TRAIN COMING!

[@sklaterjd]

1:31 The moment the Viagra kicks in.

[@Millenniumforce]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[@KidzTube2000]

P

[@UrsusTheodorusdoesGameShows]

If the crossing gate stays up for more than four hours, seek medical attention right away!

[@Millenniumforce]

Joseph Emerson LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[@radanju3]

sklaterjd Wow. Even railfan videos become the weird side of KZbin too... XD

[@TheACman42]

LOLOLOLOLOL Good show with two human railroad crossings with one yelling "NO NO YOU DON'T NO TRESPASSING TRAIN COMING" XD!!!!!!!!

[@CreatorOfTGCFS]

1:02 HAD ME DYING AS A 6YEAROLD 😭😭😭

[@Lo-xh5jk]

SAME 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CreatorOfTGCFS]

@@Lo-xh5jk It was soooooooooo funny asf!

[@DomTheNightShift]

FAX

[@CreatorOfTGCFS]

@@DomTheNightShift 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@MobileRailSpotterRxR]

Nice video! Funny.

[@sylviarodriguez8550]

W S

[@sailormoonlover6618]

"OH NO YOU DON'T! NO TRESPASSING!"

[@vehicleboi5598]

Sailor Moon Lover train comin’

[@someanimedweebiamsure7071]

Oh, i’m a copycat...i guess maybe i change my name again (MAYBE)

[@trainknightt]

I wish all real crossings did that lol

[@piktureit]

*”TRAIN COMIN’!”*

[@TwilightLink77]

“It's nice of the locals to act as their own train crossings.” - Stewie Griffin as Sherlock 2018

[@olentangy74]

LOL I bet the engineer in the loco was saying "what the hell"? You guys should try that at a a real crossing. You would make America's funniest videos.

[@thickofit65]

NO GIRL NO TREPASSING TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOuT TOOT TOOT TOOT WHAT A DUMBASS

[@accontforgotten]

No

[@ryanbytracks4476]

If I was in the cab idk if I could operate the train cause I think I'd be too busy laughing my ass off.

[@SriHandayani35286]

LOL

[@jocelynsalaysay5424]

Its not a loco its a Electric Railway

[@SD70Aceman]

I like how the engineer even blew the horn :P

[@Shrekowski]

Nope he didnt alan said he edited the sound in

[@Shrekowski]

@Leonardo Sestan damn dude. Replying to a five year old comment. I don't even know the context to know if I was lying or not lmao

[@friendlyfire2615]

xp

[@黃小婷-o4w]

Pizza ㄠ

[@CabCarCaden]

Bro he had to blow it because he was passing through the Station

[@ChachaChapati]

I'm sure Amtrak is very grateful for your service.

[@JustinGrahamYT]

LOL!!!!!!!! This is your best video yet!

[@iluvu2199]

1:01 LOOOOL That just made me fall to the ground laughing xD

[@eddiebroccolo1606]

Me too! I was thinking that a real crossing gate wouldn't be a weapon to someone, LMAO!

[@iluvu2199]

LOL

[@eddiebroccolo1606]

Yes

[@AlexTraxxas]

I wonder how the people on the train reacted to it.

[@plumbingstuffinoregon2471]

I would assume that they were all to busy with what was on there phones

[@sonourious7229]

I guess people were on their electronic. Who looks out the window nowadays

[@rafaelvelasquesmendes933]

@@sonourious7229 i put my head out the window,so.....not true?

[@АдильБейсембеков-э1э]

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[@MariaDiaz-zp3fr]

@@sonourious7229 I do!

[@plumbingstuffinoregon2471]

I've seen this like six times and I'm still impressed that you got all of those dings in one breath.

[@Sussybakaserbia]

86 DINGS!!!

[@Chris_Bro_aka_MR_PLAT1NEM]

I imagine the guys on the train were probably laughing harder than we are watching this video!

[@sonourious7229]

Wrong, they were probably watching there phone or something. No one looks out the window anymore

[@LeaveTheMark_YT]

@@sonourious7229 How do you know? They might not have been.

[@friendlyfire2615]

They'd probably be fired if they watched their phone. If they don't see a red signal a disaster could happen. Just assuming, by the way.

[@ryanhopf8324]

@@friendlyfire2615 he was talking about the passengers

[@NariNW]

OH NO YOU DON'T NO TRESPASSING TRAIN COMING.

[@sarahsaintlouis5786]

ok

[@JasontheFolf]

lol

[@Adam_games099]

f

[@josepablo7327]

Nathan Rigby kp

[@NariNW]

?

[@AmtrakFan130]

1:15 sounds so good😊

[@MapleLeafC]

Oh no you don’t no trespassing train coming

[@MarkShannonroad_videos]

The way she said "what a dumbass" almost made me fall out of my chair! Very funny stuff! BTW this has to be my favorite crossing! ;-) Well done.

[@Millenniumforce]

Didn't want to add the language but it was mild. LOL Thanks

[@DanTDMJace]

I didn’t hear that

[@kdmq]

Could you imagine to do this in real life to a stranger and they still had the audacity to call you a dumbass.

[@横尾優香-z3z]

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[@横尾優香-z3z]

@@Millenniumforce セサミ

[@MrCsxtrain]

Funny how they still blew the horn😂😂

[@Millenniumforce]

Because someone not in the video with us waved to him

[@TheBruges4ever]

+MrCsxtrain hi everyone ,if anyone else needs to find out about how to apply for a railroad job try Tarbetti Rail Work Tutor (just google it ) ? Ive heard some awesome things about it and my colleague got excellent results with it.

[@MrCsxtrain]

Millenniumforce Haha still funny, when i am a railroad i will always blow the horn a lot for ya! (If it aint a "Quite Zone")

[@mainlineproductions513]

+MrCsxtrain LOL I know right? I think there may have been a crossing outside of the station. Makes me miss the days when lakeland wasn't a quiet zone. Now if only I ever visited lakeland.

[@TheCentralTexasRailfan]

I know, since you made quad gates.

[@aussienik]

LOL... Which one is more funnier "Union Pacific is coming..." or this one... hard to decide. Enjoyed, could not stop laughing!!!!

[@Millenniumforce]

LOL wait till I do quad human gates but that won't be for a month yet..

[@aussienik]

Can't wait, mate! Upload soon :-)

[@BenthetrainkidReturns]

"Budget cuts." - Announcer

[@milkshake-380]

BFDI

[@griggerp]

Benthetrainkid’s Other Channel oh haha, bfdi is Gone. Bfb is here.

[@NotLeafster34]

Ohh yea

[@MrSammyD91]

Jesus!!XD I don't know which is funnier, you guys mimicking the train crossing signals, the "Oh no you don't!! NO TRESSPASSING, TRAIN COMING!!" Or the "What a dumbass" at the end. Oh jeez I'm dying right now!

[@mainlineproductions513]

Awesome video. At 1:00, that is just hilarious. Imagine if that happened in real life, them chasing the people who are trying to cross with the gates down. Imagine is crossing did that haha.

[@alex-phone-button]

Lol

[@InadButters]

I wish lol

[@camboi6103]

1:01 governments : *I WILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

[@texasboykc09]

1:01 XD. to bad real gates cant do that. And nice flashing lights on the gates too.

[@Millenniumforce]

Next time we will use sun glasses and put the flashers where the lenses are.

[@SAM--kd9dg]

texasboykc09 ikr

[@kazooroller]

When will you do it?

[@spongebobsquarepants7859]

Well her shirt did say all i wanna do is mess around

[@railfanmaximstill7279]

@@Millenniumforce rip eyes the flashers are attached inside the sunglasses lol

[@FishplateFilms]

Well done Alan! Nice speed on the drop and very steady!! Dragonmasters was a bit slow and needs the down stop adjusted...LOL Top stuff mate! Cheers Gregg

[@Millenniumforce]

Thanks.. in a couple months we do the quad gates with 4 people mega crossings with a bunch of ding a lings going ding ding ding.

[@JTFGSHORTS-ANIMATIONS]

1:02 My favorite part 🤣

[@losangelesrailway3505]

OH NO YOU DONT! NO TRESPASSING THE TRAIN IS COMING!

[@jameswest8280]

Think of how many lives would be saved.

[@ChaoticBeanTheBean]

Had me dying lol

[@CookieRunner11]

I'm a fan of trains and I loved seeing this.

[@xandermacdonald6062]

Nobody: KZbin: recommending 5 year old video

[@consuminginternalorgans]

lol

[@TommyTucker110]

ikr

[@spagboi1268]

No

[@NashRailfan]

Xander MacDonald six years old 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@cwcspyninja2249]

Not for 5 year olds at the end theres a swear

[@Trainman0425]

Awesome! Now we got double the dings! LOL "Oh no you don't! Train coming!!"

[@laaeeh]

1:06 the engineer did the Long long short long with the horn like it was a real crossing xD

[@KaneaniteGurl19]

Ha! We need more ppl like in 1:01. Another wonderful video Alan 2 thumbs up :-)

[@milkshake-380]

I saw a amtrack commercial before I saw this video

[@backbayproductions9508]

OH NO YOU DON'T NO TRESPASSING TRAIN COMING!!! I literally died there! XD

[@backbayproductions9508]

Gets me every time

[@JohnNashvilleProductions]

1:02 When you walk in the school building

[@tractorsmachinesro1405]

Great rail therapy....I like IT!!!! Big like from Romania

[@SmozzZy]

This is how many times he said “ding” 👇🏻

[@JakeyG-eq1un]

0 I guess

[@SmozzZy]

JakeyG0406 what????

[@JakeyG-eq1un]

@@SmozzZy its a joke on how u got 0 likes

[@SmozzZy]

@@JakeyG-eq1un ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@ganimet4076]

89 times

[@trainchick2011]

Hilarious!!!! Keep em coming!!!!

[@milkshake-380]

0:36 ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Oh no you don’t train coming!

[@Бандит-т3н]

😂😂

[@Vistara789ChangMatiCaptain]

How Does It Oh No Trespassing The Train Coming! 1:02

[@caelanreeves9760]

Oh no you don't! Trains coming no trespassing! priceless

[@SYNR_Youtube_Main]

How come you always make my day.... With bunch of comedy like this... Must i say prefection... "OH NO YOU DON'T NO TRESSPASSING TRAIN COMING!"

[@chenyanglimplays.3965]

1:02

[@Bagerine]

1:03 its the funniest part 😂😂😂😂

[@KaciCooperations]

Y E S

[@keysontrains538]

I love how the train driver just plays along, or did he?

[@joeonilycharoenyodsuk3348]

KKTrain Springer รรานนารนนรรรร รราา ส สรนรสส

[@FreedomtowerStudios]

Awesome Video Alan! Really well done. LAMO So that's why this crossing has two gates now, it's been upgrade from a road to a Boulevard. I always wondered if railroads would use actual people as temporary crossing gates if for example a signal got knocked over.

[@Millenniumforce]

Next time it will be quad gates and it will be named a highway

[@FreedomtowerStudios]

Can't wait to see that. Maybe add a cantilever?

[@seannoone6711]

Waiting this in 2024 and still funny 🤣

[@jackhromadka6842]

Put on captions please. You won’t be disappointed.

[@Earth_Number_12]

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

[@matthewjacobus5973]

Alan that was great I'm glad i was sitting down or I would have fell over Keep up the good work.

[@TropNB]

Mom: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: 0:36

[@LunarFlareStudios]

This, my friends, is REAL comedy.

[@Neptune._.]

I remember watching this as a kid ❤️

[@STL-Railfan]

It just dawned on me that the guy doing the "ding ding ding" at the beginning didn't stop to take a breath! I tried this once and had to pause to breathe twice!

[@Millenniumforce]

I can't believe I did it either. lol

[@gijs.22]

+Millenniumforce i did it to after 3 try's

[@hoangle6391]

NHN

[@XxchimeloxX]

msk578

[@thetreedemoknight4827]

When robots aren't enough, sometimes humanity's gotta take over

[@NathanRollins-q3f]

I love the 1 minute part😂😂❤😂😂😅

[@ROTE]

1:00 That’s how all crossings should be like lol

[@whatxd_hello7]

After 10 years, KZbin decided to re-recommend me this

[@hollysimmons7762]

1:02 OH NO YOU DON’T NO TRESPASSING TRAIN COMING!!!!

[@bobbidunagan3824]

Really good creativity

[@BlanCamCZ]

Oh , we need this in the Czech Republic! :D Is there some version for trucks and cars as well? Good job, I couldn´t stop laughing :)

[@Larchevis]

В России на каждом переезде есть дежурные так что завидуйте.

[@kaedenthecsxamtrakandthoma8318]

1:02 oh no you don’t no trespassing train coming

[@Thedanishrailfur]

1:02 i would cry (of laughter) if crossing signals actually did that

[@CSXENoX-cy8kd]

OH NO YOU DON'T, NO TRESPASSING, TRAIN'S COMING!

[@SheepJebPlayz]

The car: trying to trespass The crossing: gets ready to attack with gate immediately.

[@MtatransitfannerEmerald]

LMAO

[@Kevin2297.]

Awesome video and very funny!

[@ladyprecise77]

At 1:02 he said “OH NO YOU DON’T NO TRESPASSING TRAIN COMING

[@kingofthemonsters3712]

No sh Sherlock

[@DAJTheYouTuber_2007]

Excellent Alan!

[@carlalyles]

I really liked this video, although I had to chuckle at the very end of it, lol!

[@trainwatcher116]

you should of done the dings when the gates went back up LMAO Funny Vid as Always Keep em commin

[@Froggyman145]

Brilliant mates 😂 how did you manage to say "ding" so many times in a row without running out of oxygen?

[@cedrichaspela5088]

Yup i think i can do that

[@danielmendoza355]

That's funny!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@aguysanimationsalt]

1:02 dats the railroad crossings in my town when a car trys to get through it while the gate is closed and the train isn't there yet.

[@drejonwilliams96]

great video Alan And the imitation of a Safetran Bell DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@leelandgaming5264]

What a beautiful master piece, this is very funny LOL

[@bigjohnrailproductions8370]

HA HA HA HA Very fuuny Alan!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!

[@JeremiahTrane]

NICE!!!! You guys did it again.....Very cool!!! I LOVE IT

[@jamal4310]

We need more of these in the world

[@ChloeGenson]

Great Halloween costume 😂😂😂😂 🎃

[@Im_notNachoman21]

1:03 if only real railroad crossing gates did that LOL

[@shelleyhurick6725]

Hey no tress passing a train coming got me laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂

[@edwardmyers1746]

"theres a train coming oh hell you dont!" HA!

[@Lacharmae]

Edward Myers u

[@ruthhoman6084]

Is don't not dont

[@georgeferrer23]

Allen u to funny ,lol this was me and my daughter favorite great stuff

[@Millenniumforce]

Thanks you never know what I will do next. LOL

[@dornsmichel_1364]

The sad thing is, that this is reality at some railroad crossings here in Germany

[@manga12]

that might work if cars are thinking about going around, but they look like reject samuri doing ieodo, or something out of a cartoon, that was really random but funny.

[@andrewc1199]

1:02 if only real crossing gates could do that.

[@teresaalvarez8289]

Thatll be Epic.

[@stevenmichael2845]

LOL Gates 1, Trespassers ALOT. This video is HILARIOUS!!!

[@EthantheRailfanner]

[Laughs Hardly] No trespassing!!

[@flandox6659]

Bfdi Announcer: “We had to sell the railroad crossings because of budget cuts!”

[@MoeJae86]

Oh! My side! It hurts! LOL XD Human crossing FTW!

[@rustyshackleford9115]

Pretty funny!!! 😂

[@generybarczyk6993]

Unless things have changed in Florida, I'm pretty sure that the analog audible warning device, even by itself, would bring this type of signal under governance of the Baker Act.

[@irelandbloke]

Very good lol :)

[@linysirenfirebuff4786]

Where did you get the gates from??

[@Millenniumforce]

I made them myself

[@linysirenfirebuff4786]

Millenniumforce wow! What did you use?? Do you think you can make a tutorial on how to? I want one so bad!!

[@Millenniumforce]

1 by 2 piece of wood. red and white paint and some bike reflecting flashing lights that's it.

[@timelapsechannel7623]

Could you possibly use metric ruler?

[@massimilianosantarelli5419]

TrainsCars&WRs lo.

[@railcrossingguy4274]

The video was funny! Nice job!

[@shauns9694]

Now if crossing gates could only get up and chase away fools that want to go under the gates to try to beat the train...funny video. Thanks for the laugh.

[@elisangelarocha7816]

Io 4449

[@jstarlimited]

I like how he honked the horn for your crossing

[@Hueyman65]

NEXT time, remember that BOTH gates come down at the same time!

[@Millenniumforce]

+Joseph Langdon not on the same side they come down individually

[@STL-Railfan]

+Joseph Langdon That is normally true, but I came across a crossing just today where there were double gates and the two for the traffic came down first, then the two that blocked the other side of the crossing. I was expecting all four to go up at the same time after the train passed, unlike the video, but, like the video, the "opposite end" gates went up first, then the ones that were blocking traffic. It was a crossing for Denver's light rail train as it passed on the W Line through Lakewood.

[@dcaroundnationdan8425]

Millenniumforce , what did you do to that lady that yell dumbass at you?

[@Millenniumforce]

it was in my script. I told her to say it.

[@andyanibal]

Love it! Regards from Argentina.