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an amy santiago comp? oooh mama
Here's our favourite moments of the one and only Amy Santiago and her love for binders, Captain Holt and Jake Peralta. Would you go on a barrel date with Jake and Amy? Let us know in the comments!
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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[@frankenviews4069]

Proof that a "will they won't they" sitcom relationship can get better after they become a couple.

[@charlotterouge8107]

Not "can", "will". It will get better, every single time. Every healthy established relationship in media is proof of this

[@kamyagupta4030]

❤️

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

I mean yeah but the show definitely should've ended after they got married, it tried to hold on for a few seasons but it really was just getting worse from the second season 6 began, and it just kinda died the second s8 began

[@sam-psonsmith9951]

@@charlotterouge8107 true, its just that a lot of shows rely on relationship drama, so they either make the relationship toxic, have a constant back and forth or fail to portrait a healthy relationship and end up turning the two characters in to a weird blend nothing that no one wants to watch. especially soap operas and shows alike tend to do this, since relationship drama is often times all they have.

[@XpVersusVista]

@@charlotterouge8107 almost no relationships in media are healthy. Neither are the portrayed characters usually. One of the arguably most known couples, chandler and monica from friends, isn't really healthy. TV lives on drama, and healthy people usually don't cause a lot of drama, which makes unhealthy people the better TV characters. amy and jake are a very rare treat, as in the show provides enough drama and comedy that they can have an actually great relationship and make the show endearing.

[@bexyPTX]

Amy being, like, really kinky is one of my favorite parts of her character

[@McKillaboy]

She doesn't like C in the A though!

[@jeffalong]

@@McKillaboy Wdym? She loves Coconut in her Arms!

[@larrypoppins6273]

@@jeffalong what about ++++ in her +++?

[@kamyagupta4030]

yes ❤️❤️

[@notoriousscoundrels]

@@larrypoppins6273 I'm sure she would love an A+++++++

[@MackAttack101]

"dont call HR we're married" underrated line from jake here

[@jashanpreet7888]

*we're getting married

[@adamdickinson2894]

50% of Jake's lines are underrated

[@Kampfstern]

@@adamdickinson2894 You think? I mean he's the main character, his lines are good, but not underrated

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

I still love Amy getting turned on by Jake’s barrel knowledge.

[@therivster]

And his zero absences… oh mama

[@helinituhhh]

Kinky Amy is always so fun to watch, but then Jake being up for anything she likes to make her happy is so endearing UGH THESE TWO

[@allanmeirelesdesouza1187]

"I'm talking to you, everything is alright" Jake Peralta in the last sentence of the first jail episode.

[@heirrose1606]

So lame when people do this. Why dictate the quote without an opinion? WTF is your point in doing that? So cardboard.

[@allanmeirelesdesouza1187]

@@heirrose1606 a quote is already in a context, which is the episode. The opinion, as quote are is expressed by the context. Is the same as "There's nothing more dangerous then those who say to have found what is to be good" this is a paraphrase from Nietzsche, from "genealogy of the moral"; the context is given by Nietzsche and my opinion is irrelevant if I'm not writing a metaphysical paper.

[@heirrose1606]

@@allanmeirelesdesouza1187 Your need to dictate the quote IS the lame part and one of the most annoying things written as a "comment" without commenting. It's becoming contagious inycmi but you probably saw someone else do it first. You added nothing, not even a timestamp. It's like a waste of space to reiterate something as basic as "I'm talking to you, everything is alright". It's not an opinion and it's sheepish, pun intended. Anyway, have a Happy New Year

[@CarterOwenBM248Vlogs]

One of my favorite quotes btw. Jake's character development spiked in that episode.

[@mandyc1589]

@@heirrose1606 plus the quote is wrong lmao

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

I love the multiple sides of Amy, it just shows the realistic complexities of a human being :D Her "wink" fail always gets me 😆

[@kamyagupta4030]

yes ❤️❤️

[@MadMetalMidget]

Wink fail is so relatable. We need more people on tv incapable of winking

[@tmgabil]

Only 4-drink Amy is capable of winking properly 😂😂😂

[@theredbar-cross8515]

"We don't have finger guards!" "So we do it RAW"

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

It is weird that Amy wants Jake to do his Holt impression at home.😳

[@briankuczynski6884]

Like a workplace electra complex

[@a.a2849]

@@briankuczynski6884 whats that?

[@Elienaisuper2]

I feel it's not the fact that Jake is trying to do Holt per say, but the fact that the voice is deeper and he speaks smart words that turn her on

[@briankuczynski6884]

@@a.a2849 the distaff counterpart to an oedipus complex

[@mattneese8571]

Yes, especially given that Holt is the 99’s collective father figure.

[@Andrew_-nr7zt]

I forgot how funny 4 drink Amy is 😂

[@derkhaslol]

Sloppy sicko!

[@brandondavidson4085]

On their first date together, if you notice, she orders 4 shots. She knew what she was doing.

[@whitedeath5057]

@@brandondavidson4085 OHHH! No way really?

[@arlindomuca5678]

@@brandondavidson4085 oh my god i never noticed that lmfao

[@kamyagupta4030]

❤️

[@lynds5678]

I love that Jake knows exactly what phrases are going to turn Amy on and warns her before he says them.

[@jojijonass]

AMY’S LINE AS HOLLY JENARO WAS GONNA BE “SOMEONE ABOUT TO DIE HARD”

[@aaronconway4435]

Honestly my favourite line in the entire series

[@kirbybryant.bautista5630]

I JUST REALIZED OMG

[@satrickptar6265]

Gennaro*

[@xiaoandyoimiyasimp3193]

Never realised “oh mama” was such an iconic line from Amy, gonna be using it from now on

[@Anu32148]

Already started using it, and I am not even done with the show!!

[@yoelaheron5286]

Me too 😂

[@TheAwkwardGamer]

5:03 Let's be honest. We were all thinking EXACTLY what Jake was thinking at that moment.

[@Ernest_g7]

He even said it afterwards

[@marufatoyebi2519]

Lmao. His reaction was priceless too, it emerged from being surprised to being excited. What a weird guy

[@jonathankola2265]

What exactly did he say

[@spidermanfan6833]

@@jonathankola2265 uh you don’t wanna know..

[@stephanegerard513]

​@@jonathankola2265 Hey Jonathan! I believe an accurate transcription might be: "This B(4) needs a C(3) in her A(2)." Your setup was too good, I couldn't resist... (And in case you were genuinely confused, I would further add that the words are likely to be censored for a reason, and it is very much indecent to remove the bowdlerization if so. I have, however, put in brackets the exact amount of missing letters which represent my assumption of the true answers. If all else fails, use your best judgement in a crossword exercise, and experiment with various curse words until you find some combination obscene enough to produce the shock displayed here. Good luck!) [EDIT: I had originally used the precise number of asterisks instead of the bracketed "missing letter" numbers, but hilariously KZbin's automatic censorship software may have recognised these as referring to the actual profanity hinted at, and did not allow me to substitute the letters directly - thus ironically mirroring the necessity of the original bleeps in what is ostensibly a family-friendly show. Sorry if this necessary edit therefore makes my little joke even more lame!] Wishing you a happy new year, -Stéphane Gérard

[@tomatosoup1304]

I love how Amy is like a super nerdy teachers’s pet but also she’s super kinky

[@inzaghiscornsalad7034]

she is SUPER by the rules and she also smokes and is super kinky lol she's such a layered character.

[@DarkKnightTrinity]

Melissa Fumero is such a good actor. She makes Santiago come to life, mixes the funny character with her own beauty.

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

The best part is she auditioned for Rosa and Stefanie Beatrice read for Amy. Good call on the casting directors I couldn't picture these talented and funny ladies in swapped roles

[@batwolfenterprises105]

“Oooh moma” when Amy says that you have two choices 1. be sexually scared 2. Utter “keep it in your pants, Santiago.” WARNING: these options don’t always work

[@mandolo100]

3. enjoy

[@xannecw]

@@mandolo100 LMAOOO

[@Badbhoys]

@@mandolo100 hahahahahah

[@kamyagupta4030]

❤️

[@chubbyjubjub3593]

Yeah, that's because those aren't the only two options. Why would you say there are two options? Absolutely baffling.

[@Nate9-9]

This is one of many reasons B99 is so good. Nearly every character is layered. Amy at first glance is a bit of a teachers pet. She definitely is this, but she also smokes, is known to get drunk now and then, and occasionally throws out innuendos. Many of the characters in the show have varying characteristics that makes them more interesting. Some of their secondary traits, you wouldn't think would work for their character, but they do.

[@jakecastillo6731]

One of my favorite twists of characters (one i shouldve saw coming) was the scully and hitchcock flashback where they were the b99 precinct studs. Absolute gold

[@amon8977]

Layered characters are very interesting to watch. It makes it relatable since an individual doesn't have only one or two traits. But the good thing about B99 characters is that they're layered with just the right amount. Not much, not less. Just the right spot.

[@pinkgiraffe378]

Yes exactly, people aren't one dimensional and neither are these characters.

[@inzaghiscornsalad7034]

also very kinky and a great detective.

[@hotdamndan9892]

"It ain't a party if it's aren't 4 people" "Specially between the sheets." Horny Amy is GOLD. 😂

[@chubbyjubjub3593]

No. It's not. Gold is valuable.

[@beyondviolet]

@@chubbyjubjub3593 unlike your opinion

[@abhigyabist6171]

@@beyondviolet 😂

[@nicolemasagca]

4:30 andy in a suit with glasses leaning on the wall is also doing it for me

[@satyre_1]

Peraltiago is Bisexual eye-candy fr 😤😤😤😤

[@ElleVisTutorials]

Honestly... Same 😭 I've been replaying that part for an unhealthy number of times

[@reneemuller1967]

Finally I found my people 😳

[@lilyrpeace]

YOU UNDERSTAND ME ​@@satyre_1

[@MikeRiderOOO]

Yeah don’t wink your eye contact out when you’re carrying a charcuterie board to someone.

[@jakepullman4914]

That's, like, day 1 police training. Get it together, Amy!

[@visassess8607]

It's okay, it didn't fall out it just went behind her eye lmao

[@dasfinalgaming]

7:22 4-Drink Amy *can* WINK!

[@Magneldo]

Amy: Hello boys… *terrible wink* Amy: Oh- wait wait, I- I winked my contact out. Amy: Oh no, it’s still there- Amy: Oh god- it’s behind my eye-

[@codyeble0713]

I didn't realize how much she said "oh mama"

[@aycee2496]

The "Do-Me Dewey" was so smooth and caught me off-guard while I was watching this

[@brucasroxx]

No matter how weird Jake always finds her kinks he always goes with it. What else can a girl hope for 🤣🥰

[@longlivethegays]

5:02 is still TOO FUNNY. the "Oh my GOD" and "that's was MY reaction!" just... sell it.

[@maromalul9134]

My favorite by Holt : "So we do it Raw" by the gay proud precinct robot dad. 🤣🖤9️⃣9️⃣

[@Callsign_Kishin]

I KNOW RIGHT?! They cut out here scathing reaction! 😆😆😆

[@hunatya3183]

The "this B needs a C in her A" is still my favourite line from the entire show

[@AFruityPhrog]

7:15 Rosa is thinking "Oh my god I'm attracted to a nerd dork" and you CANNOT convince me otherwise

[@lillacss]

"Zero abscences. Ooooh, mama.." Always makes me laugh

[@Ascending11]

@2:33 I just noticed that Amy grabbed Skully's wrist so she could do a high five. 🤣

[@robertespley248]

It blew my mind when I found out that the name Amy Santiago literally translates as "Beloved by Jacob"

[@elliebingo]

When I read this comment I called bullshit but nope, you are completely right and my mind is also blown

[@robertespley248]

@@elliebingo 🤣 😂

[@sobiasaadi8469]

Rly? What language?

[@bern9642]

@@sobiasaadi8469 b99 language

[@eric829]

@@sobiasaadi8469 amy is a french name meaning "beloved" and santiago is a spanish name derived from the hebrew name jacob

[@tarynisenburg7591]

PLEASE do an evolution of Holt and Amy's relationship video! They start off so awkward and then become the most insane combo by the end of the series

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

For some reason, Amy getting turned on over nerdy things is such a turn on. Don’t call HR.

[@Wertsir]

Hey, you aren’t married! Police, arrest this man!

[@chuchulainn9275]

Too late...

[@syednoorerasul]

1:12 How was that hotter than an actual wink?😂

[@Olivia3641]

“This B needs a C in her A” is I think one of the most underrated lines in the whole show.

[@syednoorerasul]

"Gotta cover up them thaaaangs ya?" Lmao

[@errelia3622]

Amy being freaky is one of my favourite parts of this show, she’s kinkier than all of the characters combined

[@WarrenVanWyck15]

Amy Santiago would definitely be my tv wife.

[@the_sockdolager]

I'm rewatching the series right now and noticed that in season 1 episode 8, Jake quotes diehard while they blow up a book, and Amy looks into Jake's eyes and says "I love that movie" and thus paraltiogo was born.

[@sanjaylamba003]

no,Amy says,"God,you love that movie" and not "i love that movie"

[@the_sockdolager]

@@sanjaylamba003 my mistake then lmao

[@stephanginther9051]

She is a gigantic weirdo and we love her for it. She is adorable.

[@yamunaneethikannan1669]

6:18 Jake having Amy's photos on the prison wall😍😍

[@ashmitkumar3429]

7:12 The way that Amy took his hand and said "Let's Go" was 🥵🥵🥵🥵.

[@L0bsterT4il]

'That's exactly where it' s going' always gets me

[@sakurasensations4786]

The fact that Amy’s turned on by this kind of stuff makes her so goddamn entertaining to watch.

[@tamatimapu8711]

I like how “horny Amy” can wink but normal Amy can’t

[@angelinebena9675]

Amy is a whole package for sure. She has all personalities

[@frankswarbrick7562]

She's so appropriately inappropriate.

[@angelinebena9675]

Ikr

[@auroracatarina9307]

O sorrisinho do Jake em 3:30 é maravilhoso 😻😻

[@LanaKir3767]

My favorite scene 🥰

[@nont18411]

Jake was right. Faucet on, let’s ud.

[@bonissoni1989]

3:57 Her face and her nodding makes it clear: W - E - T AF Melissa Fumero NAILED this role!!

[@botsinclair3192]

3:40 good lord

[@jennacampbell7]

Her ‘oh mamas’ are my favourite 😭

[@brujodeantioch2346]

OooOoOh MaMaaa

[@ChasehaWing]

I love how it's so clear that Jake is her sub.

[@estherdiamante]

5:49 can Amy is so adorable

[@lolza127]

The person running this channel deserves an oscar

[@Ch3fdadda]

Her losing her contact in the back of her had me dead ☠️. I’ve done that before.

[@VirtualAnus]

I'm stating the obvious but maaan she's reaaally beautiful

[@theommin]

i love how jake is like, slightly weirded out but down for whatever makes her happy it's so sweet

[@Farouk.khettab]

0:35 - The Europe Story from friends but instead of Barcelona it's the Netherlands.

[@ItsMeAsena]

Ken Adams

[@user-mw6mu5bl7l]

You should have renamed this every Amy Santiago "OOOOoo mama" 😆

[@TJ-xr2go]

Santiago's feelin' rowdy!

[@napoleonerises]

I think Amy being turned on by the holt impression in the first clip is less 'ooh Holt' and more 'ooh deep voice and fancy words'

[@ChocolateAsian9000]

I’ve always loved Amy but these make it so much better hahahah

[@MO_8]

"ohh mama" weirdly gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

[@EphPhaThaINC]

Hey, not gonna lie, Melissa Fumero rocking the Bonnie Bedelia from Die Hard actually had my mouth on the floor. I was like "damned she looks good, and I got to pause this for about ten minutes...give or take".

[@midoriya_izumi8806]

3:30 Andy literally breaks character.

[@user-sv6ib3oq9s]

If amy was a real person She will be the one. She is so beautiful smart funny and keep pushing you and herself towards.

[@the_red_piano455]

I didn’t know 3:14 was meant to be inappropriate 😳

[@RM-wp7df]

We do it raw.. come on obviously it is😂

[@randomstuff2848]

sus

[@dragonmaster6686]

Realised it now

[@fluffyllamagamingandedits]

I’m still half confused lol 😂

[@htan2772]

@@fluffyllamagamingandedits doing it raw… I feel it’s pretty self explanatory

[@freedsart9029]

She's soooo adorable I'm so jelly at Jake rn🥴❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@neliolima9992]

I always loved the "oh mama" 🤣🤣🤣

[@gummysnacksandknives9229]

"this is really hard to track let's just take our clothes off"

[@hermiona1147]

This is the video we wanted but dont deserve

[@Argnad]

I always have and always will love Amy.

[@saz19s8]

The best part is Jake getting slightly weirded out by Amy weird kinks but also enjoys it at the same time

[@albyjustme]

I know a lot of people have made the die hard joke but the way Amy was about to deliver it until she got cut off by holt really gets me every time.

[@clover__]

at their first date as a couple amy ordered 4 drinks for herself

[@aargossigma]

5:22 hotness overload

[@tyboone969]

the bit at 5:00 made me choke on oxygen

[@hanialis4258]

what did it actually mean?

[@willfomes406]

Amy's "oh mama" is hilarious.

[@rulofrancis9405]

Something was dripping in that barrel exhibition and it was none of the barrels

[@Checkmate_Central]

Sober Amy can't wink but four drink Amy can...

[@StevenHibbs]

This B needs a C in her A will always be one of the best lines. Lol

[@hyrule5975]

“Don’t call HR we’re getting married”

[@alakepj9628]

'' you did so much community service..... Me likey. '' never thought I'd hear that in the same sentence.

[@pforgottonsoul]

the fact that holt finished the entire urban dictionary is both impressive and horrifying.

[@gordon.sarratt]

jake being very confused every time is hilarious

[@ak4real0007]

Great, now no one will make eye contact with me! Lmaoooo🤣🤣🤣

[@chloehennessey6813]

0:18 Why is the Holt expression at home super disturbing? What’d I miss?

[@ItsMeAsena]

As in during *Hanky Panky* time.

[@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484]

I know the series is over but Jake is going to make such a good stay at home dad.

[@AhHereWeGo]

We all know what happened when Jake backpacked through the Netherlands. He kept going, wound up in Transylvania and married a vampire.

[@JoeyP946]

4 drink Amy is hilarious 🤣

[@kambesyes]

Mama like is the best line, lmao

[@FreckledPapaya]

Anyone else notice she high five scull and then in the next shot Hitchcock is next to her?! Lol

[@chaptermasterdomitheus5867]

5:39 As an Estonian, this part was painful to hear.

[@maicom802]

What mean?

[@stutid582]

How do u actually pronounce it? I’m very curious

[@michaelquigley1411]

Love the "ohhoho, mama" lines from Amy. Melissa Fumero is going on my top 10 list of best female comedic actors of the modern era.

[@StewartFletcher]

"FYI you can still see them through your shirt" is such a funny line reading

[@Mide319]

We don’t have finger guards So we do it raw 😂