Amy Schumer, John Boyega & Orlando on dating fails | The Graham Norton Show - BBC

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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home Goldie Hawn, Amy Schumer, Orlando Bloom and John Boyega compare dating fails.
On Graham's sofa this time are Oscar-winning Hollywood star Goldie Hawn and stand-up comedian and actress Amy Schumer, together in new action comedy Snatched, Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom to chat about his new film Unlocked, and Star Wars star John Boyega, appearing in Woyzeck at the Old Vic. Lucie Jones performs the UK's Eurovision entry Never Give Up on You.
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[@CookieRaider87]

"That dress does though". That was smooth, Legolas.

[@miamontminy3302]

My jaw literally dropped I was like omg SMOOTH LEVEL 100,000

[@miram.s.3602]

NEW CELEB SHIP! LEGOLAS AND AMY SCHUMER!!

[@darshanmalde497]

Goddamn that was SMOOTH!

[@isabeljoseph455]

1111111

[@SuperRobertoClemente]

Shoot yer shot baby! I really do legit love funny women...

[@alisky8551]

"I'm sorry but you make me sick" my new excuse for almost everything

[@natasiagarcia4740]

Cvh

[@natasiagarcia4740]

Alisky c😝🤓🤓🧐🧐

[@natasiagarcia4740]

Alisky c🙃🤣🤣😳😺😝??)54((

[@natasiagarcia4740]

🥰

[@natasiagarcia4740]

Cf

[@angemaidment5640]

“Yeah, I went on a date in New York”. That statement oozes regret 🤣🤣🤣

[@justfine8647]

I didn't get why it did work...

[@shankhadipsett1674]

Why?

[@xemera1d]

@@justfine8647 she prob became a Psycho after he told her.

[@javiruiz8365]

@@justfine8647 I literally don’t get it!!! I have been living in NYC for ten years and I don’t get the joke

[@rebelraccoon9018]

@@javiruiz8365 I think it was more to do with the quite mundane way of expressing going on a date, which is actually exciting for most people.

[@JhullyAmillyMarangoni]

I love how Orlando and John are like "a big mouth is definitely not a problem" hahaha

[@javiervillarreal5269]

Jhully Amilly Marangoni it is for me unfortunately. I have a very small member.

[@sumeya1923]

Javier Villarreal aww no🤣🤣😭

[@rahulvig5298]

He said her dress leads to d!ck 😂

[@-uglyhag-5000]

I love how they are being so chaotic

[@Amr_D]

Both of them cracked up when the lady was talking that's my favourite part of this

[@bluebell8557]

"That dress does" Orlando is charming

[@84Elenai]

Quick comeback for sure!

[@javiervillarreal5269]

Is he complementing her? Or just implying that her dress is slutty?

[@maryfiaola3686]

@@javiervillarreal5269 he is stating that her dress attracts sleezy guys...as to speak. which is true.

[@Losshe]

@@javiervillarreal5269 it can be both ways. That's why it was amazing

[@Malik-uy9kv]

Maybe he just wants some ass

[@JMarchel]

"What's the worst thing that's happened on a first date?" 3:03 you can see Amy Schumer having war flashbacks

[@lyndadee4366]

Killed me 😂

[@mirabella2154]

🤣

[@spencervanmeter8167]

@eating sugar no papa wtf

[@lttfan9185]

@@spencervanmeter8167 wherever Amy Schumer is, there also will you find the incels.

[@bibaolaitan5189]

@@lttfan9185 👏👏👏

[@pippa_peg]

"No, I'm your garden gnome. Just buying some pasta." Amazing😂😂😂😂

[@fcukyouflipflops]

×_×

[@pippa_peg]

@@fcukyouflipflops 🙌

[@terryweaver2961]

Hi everyone, sorry, no project video this week. I haven't been able to get anything done in the shop this week so I'm behind in my video making. My next lathe project still may be a couple weeks out. I can do some more pyrography hopefully in the interim, and will get back to turning as soon as possible. Thanks for sticking with me! God bless & Semper Fi -Rod

[@320speed]

2:23 Orlando Bloom just gave the "Yh, she's right" look.

[@defiantaichi]

Lol yes

[@Loostyc]

He liked her boobies though

[@gulnazmuratshina2254]

"I am sorry, but you make me sick" I love Goldie)

[@thehighpriestess8431]

This show is absolutely fantastic. Mr. Graham is a fine interviewer !

[@84Elenai]

Hahahah...I love the fact that the male actors in this video are so honest in their reactions 🤣 Like at 02:22 Orlando just went "yeah, that's pretty accurate" and John at 02:46 just started laughing uncontrollably XD

[@lukelacroix7921]

“You make me sick”. Priceless Goldie !! LOL!

[@DD-sr9xm]

I was a member of the same club in London as Mr Bloom and would see him in the gym quite a bit. For the most part people left him alone (he trains like a fiend) but every once in a while someone would ask for his autograph etc and he was always really nice about it … even though it totally disrupted his training.

[@bluebell8557]

Did anyone notice Amy got flustered when Orlando whispered to her.

[@miamontminy3302]

But I mean... wouldn’t you be?

[@RimzMeow]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jsiabot3467]

Mia Montminy well I’m not gay so no

[@777jimothy]

He said Hail Hydra

[@cucurezenita]

She probably did more than that 😂

[@fabricofdreams.]

I love how it's everyone's full name and "Orlando"

[@alisky8551]

Goldie is so down to earth

[@celestialudenberg8897]

you are my Elf?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 OH gosh

[@Pippi-rippi]

Every time I listen to Orlando speak I'm shocked. Even though I know he's British, I always expect an American accent cause of Pirates haha

[@krazybilly99]

Its funny how Goldie corrects her legs after seeing herself with spreadlegs on the screen 2:11

[@AR-gc7dr]

samibilly it might have been her publicist signalling her lol

[@aliciasimmons7142]

samibilly it’s just unladylike, it’s really proper to correct it.

[@somethingunique7890]

samibilly u

[@castle7689]

*At her age they need a lot of air down there, it gets very hot sometimes you know*

[@kingkylie9655]

@@aliciasimmons7142 dont say its unladylike just say she prefers them crossed with a skirt, dont put rules on women

[@fallen222.]

Didn't think it was possible to love Goldie anymore but ... Proved me wrong! 🤣

[@danvirago]

I just love this couch at this whole moment...the seating arrangement was key

[@intldawn]

The Orlando Bloom glow-up is REAL. Goddamn he looks great now

[@taulitaulington197]

I love that reaction from orlando and john at 2:23 xDD

[@lokienvy]

I love the way Orlando looks at John.

[@jsiabot3467]

Errr okay?

[@christinam1431]

Goldie is hilarious hahaha ! Beauty!

[@antotheja251]

3:13 Graham is giving us life I ❤ all of these guests

[@Jay.Laurent]

I wish to be that fun and youthful at 71! You go Goldie!

[@jonnnnniej]

71??! Damn!

[@denisepaulsenful]

And to have her plastic surgeon's money. C'mon.

[@EddValdez]

I'll live off that compliment for a year hahaha. Gotta love Schumer

[@weshasawi]

Goldie Hawn is a mood 😂

[@davidarnold7147]

"There's a Girl in My Soup" was the first film I saw with Goldie Hawn. My father played it several times when I was a kid in the 80s. (the movie's from 1970). "Wildcats" was the second. My father took me to that. I think my Dad had the hots for Goldie Hawn.

[@noody97fever]

if kit harington didn't exist, orlando bloom would be great as jon snow❤

[@joemckim1183]

By the time of GOT Orlando was a bit too old to play Jon Snow. If the show began in 2001 you would have a case. And he's already done enough big period stuff with the Pirates of the Caribbean, LOTR, Kingdom of Heaven and Troy that it wouldn't really be breaking new ground for his career.

[@FramesPerSecond]

Watch the Kingdom of Heaven director’s cut. He’s basically Jon Snow in that lol. Also it’s a completely different type of movie compared to the theatrical cut.

[@DEE-305]

Young Orlando, definitely.

[@monmothma3358]

Haha yeah, neither of them can emote! They're both stone-faced when they're acting lol

[@christiaanbruin4989]

except that he's like 20 years too old

[@loftyradish6972]

For some reason, now whenever I see Orlando Bloom, all I can think of is that early episode of Midsomer Murders where he played the village philanderer and got killed with a pitchfork.

[@wrenchpainter]

Me too! >_

[@katielouise868]

I want someone to look at me the way orlando looks at John

[@TilaO40]

Johns giving me young Denzel vibes..

[@ravenwinters1650]

and there's orlando just smiling, when she's talking about a big saber, coz he knows he's got one

[@LJP12330]

orlando is a lil qt pie

[@MrTacasio]

Goldie is so pure. Protect her at all cost haha

[@naznarecea6006]

It's funny how much Goldie sounds like her daughter Kate Hudson. I never realized it until now but the talking style is almost exactly the same.

[@cherylynl.tompkins7049]

That would be that Kate sounds like her mother, Goldie. 1) Goldie was born first. 2) Goldie's career has always been bigger than Kate's and the very reason why Kate even has a career in the first place.

[@lauralunaazul]

The daugther sounds like her.

[@whatever96]

@@cherylynl.tompkins7049 I don't think he/she meant it in an offensive way. Chill

[@grug3709]

Jesus Christ Cherylyn. If A sounds like B then B sounds like A...but thanks for your insightful contribution that a mother was born before their daughter was.

[@rebelraccoon9018]

@@whatever96 S(he) didn't imply being anything other than chill. Why do people always assume you're angry if you correct them? Weird.

[@Viv8ldi]

I would have loved to see John and Orlando laugh when Goldy told her vomitting story

[@Maddluv4eric]

"I blocked her on my phone" 🤦🏽‍♀️😆

[@NA-vi7ek]

Goldie Hawn is so sweet! 😍😍😍😍

[@TheMunchkinita2509]

Skinny ankles 🤣🤣 If I were to have even a modicum of Goldie's poise and grace in my later years I will die a happy woman

[@christianlambert4388]

"who sculpted this?!" HAHAHA

[@aellalee4767]

"I'm sorry. But you make me sick." I'm gonna use that if I end up on another bad first date where the guy gets mad because I tell them that I feel no chemistry.

[@RedBlushGurl]

Gotta go watch first wives club now just to get a little more Goldie 💜

[@msullpa]

Sierra R Private Benjamin

[@MegaAzevedo123]

Goldie Hawn is such a legend!!

[@obinnaochiagha1097]

😂😂😂 '...guy with a huge saber' ,...everything from Amy Schumer is just funny...

[@ma-rl6ce]

Orlandos face at 2:23-2:25 like "hmm... well... i guess that's kind of true..."

[@donkanmcguffin1220]

goldie hawn is a legend, god i love her

[@ZLSdrums]

Goldie Hawn, what a legend 👍🏽

[@dusty2774]

yeah, Goldie!!! that poor guy will remember it all his life, so-o-o-o sad you didn't remember it until you were asked on Graham Norton 40 years later!!! LOL!

[@ashleycarmella1471]

Goldie talks and laughs just like my mom. her whole mannerisms are the same w my mom.. it’s actually crazy the resemblance !

[@valeriak3991]

"you make me sick" HAHAHA LITERALLYYY

[@sunitafisher4758]

🌸 oh my that chap probably needed therapy from Goldie’s date lol 😂 She’s amazing 💕

[@ed_carnby3431]

I am not a fan of Amy's comedy but she is pretty, and that was a smooth line Orelando dropped on her, cause he probably was checking her out.

[@steffnic13]

“I blocked her on my phone”. So matter of fact. 😂

[@HyperHorse]

I'm sure you've been blocked.

[@Girl-101]

I thought Orlando was American! He is gorgeous

[@lydiawapshaka3010]

Amy Schumer's little jokes here and there r hilarious 🤣🤣

[@josea.r.avelino181]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@gina1emo]

That’s why it’s better to be honest from the start of a date otherwise it can end horribly😏🥺

[@thedemencha147]

Goldie Hawn is everything!!!

[@VonRammsteyn]

1:42 That is funny as it is creepy...But i still love that...

[@tracyleesmith781]

Goldie looks FABULOUS!

[@tomitstube]

the look by graham 3:10, exactly what most people were thinking, "wha....?" can you imagine how he felt?

[@caitlannicholson6306]

I just saw a clip with Meryl Streep and now Goldie Hawn came on this one and then I decided I need see them on this together.

[@QWERTY-ri5yw]

have you seen those pics of Orlando on a surfboard..? he has got one huge lightsaber

[@assaNova13]

For their sake I watched this movie I love both .. they are a beautiful couple

[@ysmaelramos1454]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I literally just died laughing!

[@georgiahughes6404]

Simply love Goldie

[@celticecho]

I too was sick on a first date. I’d eaten something dodgy and while he was giving me a lift home (and driving at 55mph) I knew I was going to throw up. I warned him, rolled the window down and threw up all down the side of his car. Unfortunately, because we were going so fast, some of it blew back into the car and covered us both! We ending up in a relationship for nearly 6 years after that though!

[@kellybrian9378]

Celtic Echo Thats one way to mark your territory. It's called trauma bonding. Its been known to happen.

[@EMA-nh7rl]

Omg that’s horrible HAHAHA literally my nightmare

[@douglasj7026]

Awww he had apple juice. Awesome 👏

[@cassandrajackson1972]

Nice

[@LightworkBeacon]

I can't believe that people watch this video and say such stupid things. This is a brilliant compilation of individuals! Every single one of them is awesome! LOVE Amy! She is so smart and brilliantly funny. ❤️

[@jamesmcinnis208]

That's because everyone else is inferior to you.

[@sammysouth8372]

Goldie’s sill just a pure Goddess!

[@SailorGreenTea]

2:06, That dress does though, he says.

[@Emma-fq9pv]

How nice was Orlando though. A charitable compliment.

[@erinadams7556]

KafkaDecaf Yeah, but wtf did he say? I can't make it out.

[@Gmez759]

Had no idea Orlando was British lmao

[@DinoHF79]

Goldie you're still gorgeous & hilarious!

[@brunoviegas6060]

Goldie is so sweet and classy. What a legend

[@denisepaulsenful]

Classy? Realky. She sat with her legs akimbo like a farmer"s daughter. No clue.

[@memem8530]

Is Orlando Bloom’s accent considered standard Kent accent?

[@banampundu3797]

I love John

[@toyman9642]

Graham Norton is the BEST host.

[@eric_v2004]

Will turner, my childhood hero.

[@aliabbes8955]

Could play a young mike tyson for That scorcese biopic !

[@luminositiii]

for everyone talking about how unfunny amy is orlando disagrees with you she had him in stiches lmfao

[@aliciasimmons7142]

Sophia M His laugh is forced to be polite, you can hear it, when Goldie talks it’s a lot more real.

[@qtpiefuuurrrever]

In another clip from this episode he scooted far away from amy bc she was making him uncomfortable and thats why hes leaning near John the whole time lmao and you can clearly see he is laughing uncomfortably not bc he cares abt what shes saying lmao

[@simonferrer]

Don't forget they give the guests drinks when they come on. A lot of people laugh more readily when they've had a couple.

[@JMarchel]

@@qtpiefuuurrrever so uncomfortable he commented that her dress leads to dick. Yeah that makes sense

[@Hilu8D]

Well he is a great actor :D

[@ModeratelyAmused]

It's kind of sad hearing Goldie Hawn picking at her looks because you know she still looked great for her age before the plastic surgery.

[@Viv8ldi]

Are u my elve? 😱😂

[@seeann6986]

Goldie is golden.🙌

[@nikhilmudaliar2501]

Well, he's to blame to show himself on the big screen....he lowkey wanted to flex

[@paytonmiller8515]

You make me sick😂😂😂 my worst fear & it actually happened to her

[@KajaSofieS]

Love Amy 😂😂

[@gabriel_the_salubri]

I can't speak for all men, but I disagree with Amy. If a woman can make me laugh, she's winning!

[@Oshidorinohina]

well if she's hot and funny sure- but if she's funny but not hot- then shes just funny and not fuckable.

[@GiacomoJimmi]

@@Oshidorinohina As opposed to YOUR fuckability? Your nick kind of says it all.

[@stevesanzari7294]

What an impressive Show ??????

[@bobjones1885]

WTF Orlando Bloom is British?

[@tajukaju1]

I just assumed he was american

[@sanalakshi]

no, he is an elf

[@LarsRyeJeppesen]

Rude much yourself?

[@Fish694]

Yes he's from Canterbury in Kent

[@brookesun8248]

bob jones I thought he was american also.

[@ms.rstake_1211]

Funny...

[@Sistanne]

amyyyyy

[@novejagonoy3700]

i like her..for me she's funny

[@Viv8ldi]

I am do sorry but u make me sick 😂🤣

[@36degreesMars]

amy slayin

[@spanditaray343]

Amy is SO RIGHT

[@bemfawkes3214]

I'm sorry but you make me sick lmaaaoooo that poor bloke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣