ASMR Alien Abduction & Exam | Huuuman or Cow?? 🐄👽(Spaceship ambience, Gloves Sounds)

[@jadetheace]

I’m so glad I live in the timeline that has the not-cow storyline. Truly such a fun series😊🚫🐮

[@BlutoToMars]

🙏We thank our god for including us in their, not-cow, chicken, depressed chicken, huuman (mooman), and bag of flesh timeline🙏

[@NFSMAN50]

hey there

[@Aggarius]

Imagine being in the timeline that has the not-rooster storyline. We truly live in the more quality timeline

[@jamiemcin]

Love this series

[@ShhheilaASMR]

It's 80 parts adorable 20 parts sci fi and 100 parts relaxing I'm here for it! Amy Kay truely has a talent for portraying so many characters so realistically!👌

[@heliosfromacrossastar878]

I love how the amount of videos of the aliens discussing whether we are cow, chicken or just general bag-of-flesh, while never considering that we are alien even though we look exactly like them, underlines the very point of broodmother. The point being that they are dumb as rocks. But I love them and one day we will all live together in harmony under rule of our Cow and Chicken Overlords.

[@doglover4734]

The real question is are we a useless bag of flesh? The answer is yes, yes we are

[@TheNameTag]

@@doglover4734 you need to work on your self-esteem.

[@koboldcatgirl]

Actually, this character considered we might be aliens--that's why she tested our gOoEyNeSs around 12:45. In fairness, I think this particular alien is basically meant to be the smartest of the dumb-as-rock crew.

[@doglover4734]

@@TheNameTag I wasn’t talking about myself, but let’s go with that

[@TheNameTag]

@@thefireatgrandfest well not sure she said useless. I know she says bag of flesh.

[@JorisJoestar]

Disguised as a series of entertaining ASMR videos this series is actually a deeply philosophical work of art that sends you on a spiritual journey of self-discovery to find out who or rather *what* you really are

[@AtTheRainNight]

She slowly makes me think I am cow 🤣

[@MrSteelRino]

Man that one was really deep haha

[@ShhheilaASMR]

Wait... I'm not a cow? 🐄 I must be chimkin...no?! 🐓 hmmm flesh bag it is. 👝

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

That's just the sort of thing that an art critic _would_ say....

[@salientsolution5436]

LeBron James

[@chadschmaltz9790]

I'm beginning to wonder if we were working as a Chick-fil-A mascot when we were abducted and are still wearing the cow costume.

[@nikki.s.r.]

😂 too funny!

[@elysed9110]

HAHA

[@Blue.Vixxen]

That's why I haven't seen many in the suits these days. They're all abducted 😭

[@remizyt]

Maybe we’re a mute toddler 🤔 also maybe wearing a cow onesie?

[@VampKard]

@@remizyt that’s actually cute!.0.

[@SantiLokyyo]

What I find funniest about this series it's that "not cow" goes along with all this instead of straight up telling them what's going on.

[@asexualcrow1373]

I think it was said that we were so traumatized by the abduction and exams that we’ve gone mute

[@hetaliaxiis]

The "not cow" is a baby human

[@godless7571]

@@hetaliaxiis But babies would make sounds and not cow is seemingly completely mute.

[@mutantthyla9195]

@@asexualcrow1373 Not cow moos along thou so not fully mute

[@HereAndOhSoQueer]

@@mutantthyla9195 perhaps selectively mute?

[@Limitlesslime]

after this series is over i lowkey want like a therapy session where the therapist summarizes what the person has just told them (pausing for confirmation) and then in the end they reveal themselves to be Broodmother and asks us to join their empire

[@Miss_Myth]

AWESOME idea! 🤩 I just wonder what our title would be... 🤔 Broodchild? Broodcaptain? Not-Broodmother? 😅 I like Broodcaptain, personally. 😁

[@faith896]

That is literally genius and sounds so tingly I love it!

[@tdgchan]

@@Miss_Myth imho Not-Broodmother, expert of not-cow beings seems like the most fitting title 🤣

[@amandafranks8400]

In the end Brood Mother accepts us as Brood Daughter after an exam and series of tests.

[@thatchaoticneutral3730]

Yes. Definitely

[@Poetfox72]

~ T i m e s t a m p s ~ 0:00 Alien finds us 1:08 Looks at us while telling the story 3:18 puts gloves on 4:04 shhhh it is okay, petting us 4:58 feeling our face, glove sounds 7:27 feeling our hair 8:03 more feeling our face 8:40 writing notes 9:10 measuring us 11:40 writing notes 12:45 tapping on our face 14:45 looking in our mouth 17:55 writing notes 18:50 showing us tea 20:00 trying to feed us the tea bag 20:54 writing notes 21:38 taking our temperature 22:30 looking in our eyes, eye exam, follow the light, how many fingers, etc 27:24 looking in our ears, ear to ear whispers 30:08 which side is the sound on 31:24 writing notes 31:58 looking at our hair 34:15 taking notes 36:34 seeing if we dance to music 37:14 taking notes 37:50 telling us goodnight

[@noellaird232]

No replys?Well not anymore but thank you

[@claryrobles1498]

Only one reply? Well not anymore

[@Poetfox72]

@@noellaird232 what?

[@watcherdavid3158]

Replys make the original coment go up the chain of coments right?

[@dukecx1624]

Thanks dude or dudette

[@carolineASMR]

We’ve been blessed with another one!!! Love this series so much 🐮 🙌

[@AmyKayASMR]

Eeeee thank you so much for watching 😊💕🐄

[@xeroxhero5615]

The legend continues…

[@thehighground96]

Not Cow shoul be a SCP

[@kingmichealthefirstofroman2278]

Hello agent

[@blueberry._cosplay7181]

W pfp

[@jeremyfrost2636]

It's legen... wait for it... dary.

[@duckbanana576]

In my headcannon, beeblebrox absolutely knows that we are human, and thought it would be funny to yoink us on the ship because they were bored

[@Whocares158]

😆

[@justonearepa]

This is my headcanon as well

[@koboldcatgirl]

This take aged like marinade. Good call.

[@Haunting_Hyena]

Lol first meeting "Who abducted this? This not cow." Now : "They just look so similar." Love this series

[@bellinbluee]

Well, to be fair, in the last video, we were painted to look like a cow by another alien lol.

[@jpoeng]

I stumbled across this just minutes ago, and I am already deeply invested in the Legend of Not-Cow

[@Jinxed_taboo]

@@bellinbluee really?? which video?

[@sydliminal]

surprised that so many haven't picked up on that it's difficult for them to recognize us bc we've been disguised to look more like a cow, as per the previous video lol

[@back-gardencritters9819]

Yeah I thought about that too. You make a good point.

[@snakewithapen5489]

ah yes, i thought of the gross nose slime when she said our nose was wet lol

[@jaxvipre8606]

I completely forgot about that lol thanks for the remind

[@theneverlanders7125]

Hehehe I’m the 69th like😎

[@sydliminal]

@@theneverlanders7125 nice

[@sarb05]

the fact that this series introduced to me to her channel is just so✨✨

[@Sylus_kitten]

Same✨

[@jesse0819]

Same👍

[@eva3530]

Same😂

[@no.nuh.]

same :]

[@jayrom12]

same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same

[@dracodominus2800]

So happy to see our first alien babe back. It's a sad shame she doesn't recognise me, Mr Not Cow, but I am very happy to hear of her promotion to Not Cow Investigation Service, or NCIS, and I look forward to meeting brood mother!

[@sorapokeball]

We've met Brood Mother 😂 I hope Beeblebrox will be next

[@dracodominus2800]

@@sorapokeball I thought I remembered we were going to, but I seem to have forgotten her! I best go rewatch. Oh no. Such a chore! 😊😊😊

[@ronaleelopiga2927]

I think we are a different Not-cow this time! Otherwise, she would have greeted us like a friend would!

[@reggaesauce3599]

@@ronaleelopiga2927 no I pretty sure we are the sane but sge doesn't recognise us because the previous alien gave us a mookover (a cow makeover)

[@reggaesauce3599]

@@ronaleelopiga2927 i think she is trying to find out if we ate the same not cow from before

[@AsherLogan129]

This series deserves *ALL* the love& attention it received! 👽🛸🐄🚫

[@BayBayFayFayTV]

After being called Not Cow for so long and now Mooomen, I think I finally empathise with rescue dogs that get renamed. It's a strange experience. Edit: This Not Cow also really liked the tea bag being shaken sound. So soothing!

[@FlorianRasputin]

An intelligent person: They used to call me stupid. A random corpse: And they used to call me alive! Being renamed has so many possible outcomes!

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

I just realized.. Mooomen = *Moomin* Are we... moomins..? *_is that way they're so confused about us!?_*

[@dr.3998]

@@stephaniecourteoreille5972 Broodmother has confirmed we are human. They are confused because of the last episode where a misguided alien decided to make us look more like a cow.

[@autumnaltumn]

I love that our pink-haired friend finally received justice as a not-cow expert!!!

[@thenaturenerd5536]

This series is so fun and relaxing! I would love one where we actually ARE just a cow! Short hair brushing, touching the sticky/wet nose, tapping on hooves or horns…. So many tingly opportunities - plus it could just be really funny & entertaining!

[@eiIlenn]

Your voice sounds extra soothing in the not-cow videos and I love all the cool, different looks the various aliens have, they all look great.

[@lucyyatessss]

I love how soft spoken she is, even with how unsure she is about us she's still making sure she's being gentle Loved this video amy!

[@zebricka01]

I was in need for a new ASMR with a kind character of yours. I don't know why, but they always give me the most tingles 💖

[@gabejr25_82]

Love seeing the aliens gaslighting themselves into us being a cow escalating as the series goes on so they don't get in trouble lmao

[@jamesrule1338]

Imagining the chaos going on in the background of this ship because of the not cow does put a smile on my face.

[@JDM-is-my-name]

Gosh, the cow disguise from the last alien is really good! I hope the feathers from the one before that isn't going to be distracting, lol

[@MarkoDash]

The earlier visit from the alien that tried to make us more cowlike must have succeeded in confusing pinkie, as she was able to pick us out from the cows easily before

[@Frozenflame006]

The ending is so cute, she's so excited with her findings. I was just smiling the entire time. What a wholesome series. We don't deserve these not-Huuuumans.

[@eiIlenn]

Mooo 🐄* *Translation: Thanks for another awesome Not-cow video Amy, great way to start the new month, have a great September. This is my favorite ASMR series :)

[@OzMediaOfficial]

Amy please stop making these videos so relaxing. I cannot follow the plot of the series if I keep falling asleep mid way through and requiring several rewatches.

[@ronaleelopiga2927]

No way, is she- Is she the first one we met in this series!? OH! I'M SO GLAD TO SEE HER!!! T_T AHHH

[@Cynicalblade17]

I need to take a vacation with these aliens would be the most relaxing break ever ❤

[@austinschwartz7424]

I'd like to think that's why we don't say anything we just enjoy the break.

[@Zephbobeph]

When I tell you I celebrated when we were officially not cow, I mean I pumped my fist in the air and cheered. A cinematic masterpiece.

[@mandymargaret3759]

I was watching through all of the not cow series today and was blessed to see a new one. This series is a gift

[@jordan95hd83]

10 minutes into this and it is SO f**king relaxing, especially the gloves sounds and soft speaking! 😌❤️ Mega tingles in my scalp!

[@0.069]

0:00- Starting 4:58- Investigating ^…^ 6:03 Suspicious and Looking 6:13 Inspecting Cow’s Head! 🐮 6:45 Please MOOOOO 7:00 More Investigating ✨🤏🏻 7:22 Touching you ( Relaxing! ) 8:40 Writing ✍️ 9:13 Measuring your skull! 📏 10:32 Measuring your Body 10:59 Measuring your Eyes and Some Relaxing Whispers! 12:46 Checking Ridgity of Cow 13:26 You are not Alien 👾 14:07 You are different! 14:23 Looking inside your “ Cow Mouth “ 👄 🐄 15:59 Looking on your Teeth 🦷 16:54 Looking Closely on your Mouth 17:55 More Writing! 📖 18:50 Getting Tea ☕️ 20:13 Eat The Teabag 21:50 Checking Your Body Temperature 22:28 Look at the Light! 23:10 Looking 👀 23:41 Look at the Alien’s Fingers! ✌🏻 23:45 Checking your cow vision 27:25 Looking in to your “cow” ears and whispers! 👂 29:39 Checking and Whispering Again 30:16 Moving her Hands 🙌 32:00 Checking Your Hair ( Your hair is totally a wig. ) 36:42 Beep Boop Beep Boop 👽 37:15 Intense Writing ✍️ 💨 37:54 Good Night! 💤😘

[@TheSilliestGooseEvr]

I rushed to see this as soon as I got a notification 🧍‍♀️ I've been waiting for this video, love this series and all of your other ones!

[@SevenReads007]

I’ve been watching this series on loop since it was released and I LOVE IT. The premise, the characters, it’s so nice to have a plot that doesn’t let you get bored. When you really think about it you begin to wonder if actual aliens really WOULD think all mammals were the same creature. I listen to this sometimes just for fun, and seriously think someone should make it a movie.

[@TamCatG]

I am so impressed by how well the aliens take such delicate care of the cows. Many moomans don’t treat cow as well. I love this series. So unusual, it keeps me coming back. Made me laugh when Not Cow does not eat tea. 😊🚫🐮

[@BlutoToMars]

I adore these videos. But the thing I'm most impressed with (other than the quality of makeup and cosmetics and such) is how you don't burst out laughing saying some of these things. I actually get some great laughs watching these from time to time. Thank you for blessing us with this fantastic content. 💙

[@jeremyfrost2636]

I was saying on Twitter the other day that if an Asmrtist ever hosts Saturday Night Live I hope it's Amy because she's got the sense of humor for it.

[@huricane887]

@@jeremyfrost2636 Saturday Night Live was cancelled last i heard

[@jeremyfrost2636]

@@huricane887 I haven't heard anything to that effect.

[@TheSquood]

I just want to ask if you could do more of the foamy noises you made with the alien slime it’s so good but everything you do turns out amazing! Keep up the lovely work you’ve helped me rest peacefully 💕

[@AmyKayASMR]

There were a lot of different noises in that one, was it a specific sound or just foamy in general?

[@TheSquood]

Omg I didn’t think you’d see this but the sounds of the gloves and the foam just sounds sublime but all of you videos are so tingly x

[@Alexacz2]

I'm so glad she found us again! I was missing our alien friend! She's the only one who truly understands the not-cow ❤

[@TEA-pb4vi]

I love this series so much I swear Not cow will forever live on! ♥️💛🐄

[@LegoEngineer003]

Amy, when you made the first Not Cow video, did you ever think it would get this popular, starting a whole series and even merch? Anyway, love the video!

[@katfreddy9977]

THANK YOU for this! I’m lying in bed coughing and having a hard time breathing (through my nose) and I think if anything in the world can help me sleep now it is this video. Heaven sent! ❤

[@tgbluewolf]

Ugh, sounds like me. Hope you're well soon!

[@peresusjacksonfan]

@@tgbluewolf like me to. Feel like dying can't stop coughing

[@katfreddy9977]

@@tgbluewolf I hope you too!

[@Alexsomnia]

Jesus bro what you got Monkeypox COVID Hempatitis Giganmosorie What you is? 🤨

[@peresusjacksonfan]

@@Alexsomnia for me nothing. Was tested negative for covid flu a or b. Mono strep for whooping for TB. Pneumonia or bronchitis . Just given a heavy antibiotic that knocks whatever it was out

[@OneEyedRyu]

The pure innocence of being not cow makes this such an entertaining series

[@pokeinalover1244]

SHE'S BACK I MISSED HER A LOT ;-; GURL THEY THOUGHT I WAS A CHICKEN

[@Shelby-os2gw]

Tell me why I’m not only completely fine with her making 100+ more videos like this but I actively want it. Hear my prays my alien lords BRING US MORE ASMR.

[@fraserking4747]

I like to imagine our poor protagonist’s reaction to being called a ‘mooman’ was just a massive sigh and “…close enough.” I love these silly cow-obsessed aliens like you wouldn’t believe.

[@Whocares158]

😂

[@Godofnothing87]

Amy, you are a master at micro expressions... And it makes the video sooo much better, thankyou for the amazing work with this series, so good!

[@Ruby-Rainbows]

In all the ASMR I have watched, this makes the top 5 tingliest videos I have ever seen. I didn't even think it was possible to tingle anymore. That light sensitivity part really really took the cake for me. Amazing video omg I can not specify how thankful I am for your hard work! Thank you so much your videos are amazing and I have slowly fallen in love with your channel.

[@amberbeam4248]

The first video of this series i was like “this is so stupid i dont get it” cut to this video dropping today and i have arrived at “this is so comforting I completely get it”

[@victoriaellis4860]

Strangely enough......i have been missing this series. Thank you, Queen 🥰🥰

[@ariongadd1585]

It's the series that keeps on giving! Love it. You are cow until proven guilty! Brilliant!

[@KadenceScreams]

I want to give Beeblebrox a hug, cause with them picking me up I would never get the best sleep of my life! I'd also like to have a word with them about not taking human but then hug then again because this series is one of my favorite and puts me to sleep everytime!

[@EmzeeLynn]

“I’m sorry, I don’t understand your moo.” 😊 That just put so much magic into my day.

[@lydthekid9021]

I love this series so much and also helps me feel good even when I’m nonverbal or anxious (i'm neurodivergent)

[@jeremyfrost2636]

I'm neurodivergent too, I wonder how many of us ASMR helps. Might be that this is actually a thing.

[@Faceless_Cryptid]

Nuerodivergent too, and I also find ASMR very helpful

[@huricane887]

What's neurodivergent

[@jeremyfrost2636]

@@huricane887 ADHD, autism and other similar disorders.

[@Faceless_Cryptid]

@huricane887 People who are nuerodivergent and people who’s minds work differently from the nuerotipical, or normal person’s brain. For instance, people with autism, anxiety, ADHD, or OCD. There are many more that would take a while to explain, but I hope this helps!

[@shilashirrgna]

I imagine those notes our alien friends take are like fanfics to the broodmother. So many twists before the not-cow finale, so much suspense!

[@StavehjulRev]

I don't know why but this series of ASMR videos make me so happy because I find it hilarious Amy does such a good job ❤

[@kadburycream]

So happy to have our first friend back! But she doesn’t recognize us cause of the makeover!! I love this whole series so much ♥️

[@venomasmark14]

The voice is perfect. It's the perfect tone of intrigue and curiosity

[@Kuromi_comfort667]

I SWEAR THIS IS THE MOST WHOLESOME ASMR SERIES EVER

[@monicacelinejj4601]

pleeeeeease bring this voice back in the future!! the tingles are insane✨✨✨✨

[@asmaurtism]

I am autistic and was reaching autistic burnout after being around people so much, this was absolutely the PERFECT most relaxing video for some reason. Sometimes latex glove sounds make my sensory issues go brrr but this was perfect and did not do that at all

[@hallamhal]

Me going to work every day: I am a normal well adjusted human Me at bedtime: I am not cow, hear me moo

[@Ash-hi5hy]

Fun fact! Cows do not have an upper set of teeth! Just a hard palate! They use their tongue, which is rough, almost like a cat's, wrap around the grass and pull it up, grind it up with their bottom choppers! Cows are so cool! They also don't have four stomachs! Just one stomach with four compartments! 🐮🐄

[@conorgartland7252]

Yesss. my favorite alien friends return. thank you as always amy for the peace of mind 😊

[@jellybeanfamilly5321]

I love how soft her voice is! It's very relaxing! Love your content, btw!

[@matchalatte333]

You do so well at coming up with entertaining/funny videos that are still super relaxing!!! I would be giggling the entire time I was trying to film this!

[@moleshaman3040]

I really appreciate all the details in each episode and Amy’s fantastic acting ! 🐄🚀🥰

[@elsaale4185]

I am so invested in this series! Thank you Amy!! I really appreciate your work

[@madtophatter1020]

The clueless aliens trying to figure out if we're cow (or chicken), is one of my favourite asmr series

[@booksncoffee042]

This is honestly the greatest ASMR series ever. 🥰🥰🥰

[@sp3ctrez231]

this series is so weirdly relaxing i love it XD

[@leylahduckling4744]

I love this series it makes me fall asleep so fast I can’t wait for more if you do decide to make more

[@albondogus9342]

The not-cow saga continues! Can’t wait to watch and see what you do next Amy!

[@bluexsssbaby]

Yay!! Another Not-Cow video. I’ve been patiently waiting for this. Thank you!😂💕

[@tolblackburn7995]

I love this series so much. Laughs and tingles!

[@melodicbanshee4344]

The only thing sad about this is I will fall asleep before the conclusion! The suspense is killing me

[@UDF2Archeon]

I've watched this every night since it came out, still not gotten to the end...

[@floorboards1500]

That background hum is amazing and really makes this whole thing! It needs to be in more videos

[@TheMentorOfMomos]

I'm so proud of her ❤️ She's learnt so much ❤️

[@teresaaustell9004]

I've been into this series for awhile now. Ill go awhile without watching it so when I turn this series back on its like a new video. Absolutely love your creativity. A lot of making and producing goes into these and it definitely shows, you are very appreciated and loved, 😇💖

[@Lotto15719]

I feel at this point, I am more than able to talk and confirm I am a mooman, but I’m taking this as an opportunity to not have to go to work so I’m staying silent and just mooing on command

[@sebswede9005]

Boss: "Okay, so what was your real reason why you were not at work yesterday?" You: "MOOO!" Boss: 👀

[@kimballinfidel6447]

I hope this series never ends

[@aliengirl1018]

this is my favourite Asmr series on youtube !!!

[@0DD_FAC3]

I had a really boring day so this cured it and i love your series so much! Thank you for continuing this :)

[@Dumb.delynne24]

she should sell a shirt that says "I'm not like OTHER cows" (copy and past if you agree, this chain was started by @BabyDino)

[@AmyKayASMR]

Hahah that's witty!

[@Dumb.delynne24]

@@AmyKayASMR thank you!

[@kaijuchick3928]

I want a mooman shirt

[@_Pinkiee]

My favorite series! Cows are my favorite animal! I can't even remember how many times i've watched this, it's just so damn relaxing, and hasn't failed to put me to sleep yet. Thank you Amy!!

[@jeremyfrost2636]

Fun fact: Cows kill more people every year than my favorite animal (sharks).

[@robynlynch4992]

I get excited every time there's a new "not-cow" video 😁 well done Amy an amazing job as always, we love you and your videos! 💖

[@QuantumPurple]

Glad to be here for the upload, I’m so tired right now, and need sleep 🙏 thanks for this 💤

[@codystuff2941]

This was so calming, your voice is so relaxing!

[@Hehehehe7901-d4v]

Omg this makes me so happy after a long day of studying! Thank you, Amy! Was waiting for another not-cow video! 🥰

[@ginathecookie]

Love this! I hope there will be more of this series

[@cookiemonsterangel3355]

The not cow video series could go on forever and I'd be ok with it. Also it gives the best sentences to randomly quote in conversation. I will hear by refer to myself as the leading expert in the cow but not cow field.

[@jeffreysherman8224]

Yes! Once again, another episode in the Not Cow series! 😄

[@ithinkimtherealcam7628]

This my favorite asmr series I've ever has the pleasure of viewing. I love it so much. Thanks Amy for your amazing content.

[@fademusic1980]

I love the facial expressions you use for these guys

[@effy_mushovich1027]

I love this series so much .i had so many tingles.amazing as always Amy

[@andrewpreece4871]

I love this series. Keep up the good work as always Amy.

[@lumae8216]

Shirt/merch idea: “Cow until proven guilty”

[@scarlettpumpkin8556]

Im obsessed with Alien ASMR now, Amy Kay for sure does it best. Love this!

[@tvollogy]

Only recently watched A Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and was introduced to Beeblebrox, now it makes sense here💜