An Alligator and a Robbery | Ep 67 | Bad Friends

[@_bianxab]

Andrew: What’s your contribution to the Lee Household? Jules: “I buy vegetables” LMAO

[@likwidmagik]

"What veggies do you buy?" Jules: "broccoli"

[@brandonmelling771]

"sometimes"

[@olwynskye417]

Lee household doesn't sound right. Probably a Kuhn household with an Asian possum as a pet.

[@luxintelligentia4632]

That answer was more deep than it seems. That was the perfect metaphora on what she does to those guys.

[@grammarnationalistpartylol6301]

But she only eats rice n eggs

[@Ahchitful]

I died when Bobby said he scoops rice at weddings.

[@AllegedlyMaybe]

Best joke ever! Even santino was like damn bobo that was great lol

[@MrBobbyfresh]

Yeah I spit out my coffee thanks to that line, great stuff

[@leonardorodriguez9919]

So on point it was hilarious

[@danielleskillern4475]

I think that's the first genuine gut busting laugh I've seen come out of Santino when he said that. Made my little bad friend heard swell with joy

[@gob2poof812]

Timestamp?

[@w9196]

When Andrew says "Bobby, so good" after the rice line ❤️

[@henrikibsen1009]

Loved the guest hosts, but NOTHING beats tito Bobby and tito Andrew together

[@kaileebradley]

💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

✈️📸

[@codyg2485]

The best god damn Tito's around

[@thinkaboutwhatyoudthinkabo1028]

Agreed love the original crew the best

[@OhLongYawnson69]

“He was a bounceR?” “I don’t say that!” “Oh sorry bouncA drop the R” 😂

[@jeffreyrobert3342]

😅😂bouncA

[@lilydavis930]

“I had this lanlorn named Jeff” got completely overlooked. I love Bobby’s speech. LANLORN

[@Dirtbiker463]

The Lorn of the Lan

[@CatDogWalk]

I noticed that too. 😆

[@DIYTFY]

Smart people make their own launguage.

[@lilwatersocks]

One of the last few episodes andrew called that band khruangbin "kru-hang-bing" during an ad 😂

[@julieannej]

I like to think it’s cause of him missing half his teeth in the back 😅

[@greyforge27]

Bobby Lee saying "what are you guys, pussies?" to Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan in a strip club is the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@chocolatecharley99]

It triggered Joe

[@willdelarosa8238]

SAME and Joe also talks about this story years back

[@portlandgoose4727]

Joe couldn't hang with the Slept King 👑 But we all know Joey would have stayed if he was the only one there with Bobby 😅

[@tones9_6]

Yeah Joe said something about one of the strippers being the biggest dudes girlfriend so that scared him more cause the guy was trying to be defensive

[@cakebandit]

we finally learn why he'll never be on JRE

[@staceex0]

The only reason Monday’s are bearable anymore, especially since, like myself, Bobby is a 5’3 bisexual

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

This is THE GREATEST COMMENT EVER WRITTEN 😂😂😂😂❤️ Thank you for the laughter holy shit hahaga

[@Slim_T_ODB]

@@Aaronlovesmusic970 that's a bit of a stretch lol

[@emanuelandersson8085]

45%

[@slimspen7560]

My wife doesn't believe you. I would prove her wrong if I were you...

[@VIi726]

“Bearable”. I see the shots fired at Tom and Bert lol

[@jeffreyflops]

i literally cannot wrap my head around bobby turning 50 he has 30yr old energy

[@Ghostgotjokes]

He has 7 year old energy

[@StaceWah]

​@Macho Man on Coke I was going to say 13 year old energy but you've got this well and truly covered 😂

[@cjevans3640]

Damn y’all got here first

[@codyblake8888]

You’re clearly over 30… He’s got 13-18yr old energy

[@InfernalBleeding1]

"We just killed it and then we toss it" "You could've put it back in the water" "Yeah we did"

[@tsmcghee8907]

That was the funniest shit and she wasn't even trying.

[@startup-streak]

Bad friends is like early Christmas every Mondays, LOL

[@roberthart3991]

Gotta wait til 12 when the video comes out, can’t just listen these days

[@brandondennis5889]

💯

[@keatonkeller4360]

AMEN

[@thomasgongora2265]

Straight up

[@adrielcompean5601]

Ive been trying to figure out this incredible feeling, and you got it right on the fucking head

[@dkny824]

Hahah when they mentioned about not having anything with sentimental value and Bobby saying he wouldn't care if his car just got stolen I started cracking up cuz that actually happened to him years ago..no police report or insurance claim..just gave it a shoulder shrug n bought the same exact car LOLLL

[@IStealFries]

Lmao when he told Andrew that after it was stolen he just went and got another one and it was the same car I just about fucking died XD

[@shanedog9082]

Hahaha , I remember that one. It was a VW gti I think, hahh

[@Sonia-bd1kz]

Lmao I remember that story. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@tom3167]

@@IStealFrieshaha ‘it’s not a pack of gum’

[@jumpersjump]

We need Rudy’s prom story on the next pod 😂

[@matthewchunk3689]

these guys better be paying for her college with all the ads their selling

[@solitarygirl]

@@matthewchunk3689 fr! they’re probably loaded by now

[@PolarbearRob15]

@@solitarygirl I'm m I j

[@prod.bbx666]

JUMPERS JUMP

[@buddyballentine9823]

@@seanwan30 you saying she has no frame of reference but lived in the Philippines. Just say you're mad you made nothing of your life and need to pick on little girls to feel special champ

[@proqualityla9920]

Dude these guys have the best chemistry it never feels like they’re recording a podcast. they’re both in tune with themselves and are super talented every episode of any podcast they’re on.

[@chiot888]

59:27 the noise of pure frustration andrew made in response.. i never laughed so hard in my life

[@PrivateTracker8]

“It wasn’t Eric” 💀

[@fffffffff1763]

I just graduated from community college at 26 last year, Rudy. Shoot for the stars, you got this!

[@kevinsmoon3257]

Great job mate hope all is well

[@l.g3765]

I graduated at 26 too.

[@fffffffff1763]

@@l.g3765 congratulations 🎉 ❤️

[@fffffffff1763]

@@Publiksquare thanks man appreciate that

[@fffffffff1763]

@@kevinsmoon3257 thank you Kevin, it is, I hope all is well to you too

[@lilzsac]

Andrew reading the hellotushy add and asking if Bobby's dad has a hellotushy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Betty-Boop809]

LOL, so gd funny.

[@Zafilio]

So cold... so rude.. but so funny

[@andrewkramer7385]

@@Zafilio It’s as cold as Bobby’s dad is.

[@Zafilio]

@@andrewkramer7385 nice

[@shampowpants6058]

I died at “we have to invent more Mexican names.” As a Mexicana, I agree.

[@MrChet407]

Just add an A to any name :D

[@Hutch699]

Lmao and we usually have like 4 names

[@MarioQuinteroCM]

José Jesus Carlos Pedro And that’s it, that’s all the Mexican male names

[@Hutch699]

@@MarioQuinteroCM you forgot Luis bro 😭

[@sir_maim_iii9716]

@@MarioQuinteroCM let's not forget about Juan

[@EsliMedrano]

Back together!!! Things are back to normal! 😍

[@partofme87]

Just wanted to let Tito Bobby know my mom texts me when Bobby is on Magnum when her and my dad watch it. They love him on there!

[@partofme87]

She sent me a picture of him when that episode came out saying “he’s driving the Ferrari”

[@evanmackey2982]

I hope bobo sees this eventually

[@GT.Jon.B]

I wore my Slept King hoodie to my parents house and my dad said “Hey I know that guy, he’s on Magnum” 😂

[@partofme87]

@@GT.Jon.B haha yes dude! I was wearing the dog flyer t shirt and my parents were like hey we know him!

[@elizabethhollin9900]

53:38 crocodillo

[@Buletproofcoffee]

The energy on this episode is so good guess they needed some time apart and that really helped

[@IStealFries]

Lol true, you never know how much you love someone until a short time apart lol you can tell Bobo and Red missed each other.

[@leftybronson8800]

@@IStealFries your not allowed to call him "red" anymore he's a person with color difficulties

[@moviepitches]

Once every 3 months they should have a guess host. Keeps things fresh.

[@C0R3Y_C]

"We could have your car stolen right now" C'mon, nobody is stealing the Poo Poo Prius lol

[@johansmallberries9874]

Dented Prius

[@msannthrope_2049]

I refuse to acknowledge Mondays until after Bad Friends comes on. 💛❤

[@dustyhardy61]

40:27 hi bad friends, had to put my childhood dog down tonight and despite how I was feeling I started an episode and of course you guys put a smile on my face, thank you

[@Mr.MikeTaylor]

Been adding laughs to my Monday’s for over a year now, thank you all 🙏🏻

[@rustincole_w1339]

I forgot it was Monday because of the Holiday. I literally processed this as a bonus episode in my head.

[@jvstjoe8267]

Bobby every week: "This will cancel me" Andrew: DO IT!

[@fractions]

This is the best type of show. Back and forth banter is hilarious. Stoked when there's no movie writing. Haha

[@RushStPierre]

Imagining Bobby scooping up rice at weddings, lol

[@ZackT510]

Gotta love Fancy B’s laugh in the background

[@shivaangurayah]

damn - i know we had all these guests in - hands down this pod is best with the OG's - cant stop laughing!!!

[@tmdalsdl1643]

So good to see bobby and santino episodes again

[@a.m.scape_5133]

Thank you for the hard work boys ! This makes the holiday better

[@justruskho306]

sigh of relief having these two back together ❤️🇳🇿🇳🇿

[@clydefr0g]

Finally!! I’ve been re watching all the old episodes🥺

[@gladiator_games]

Wow rewatching???

[@stinsonmusic8756]

Everytime i hear Andreas laugh in the background i laugh with him lmao gets me everytime. I fucking love this show man

[@dy7023]

Bobby and Andrew are top notch funny today. Great ep!

[@BMAGZ8]

This podcast is like the only thing getting me thru my days at my shitty job 🙏🏼love y’all🖤

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Bobby “Buoyancy” Lee in da house!!

[@soliddrake11]

Bobby is the best podcaster in the game. It’s like watching a film by one of the all time great directors. The podcasts just have a vibe and energy that pulls you in in a way other podcasts don’t.

[@jakegerwig8798]

Nahhhh

[@anthonyderr1943]

I hope Bobby uses that “throwing rice at a wedding” joke in his special

[@sehgalshivam1]

Weddings won’t be a thing by then.

[@ayndeewhygee3656]

I can’t be the only one that things that joke was super low hanging fruit

[@wassupjg]

@@ayndeewhygee3656 this is not the pod for you, try something more woke

[@lafemmegvantsa8154]

This is the only podcast where i feel at home 🥺

[@kylemichel3006]

So happy to see the squad together again!! Bobby, is actually looking healthier and happier? Or is it just me?

[@michaelt8680]

47:51 Andres: True. I was named after you.

[@Sparooga]

lol bobby got so embarrassed when he realised Eric gave him a fake number.

[@8agames973]

My favorite part of the week is opening my you tube up and seeing the new Bad Friends thumbnail!!!

[@gracekelly5557]

"When I'm at a wedding and they throw rice I do the same thing" - LOL I'm dying at this

[@CoreyHart13]

This episode warmed my heart and had me laughing through some insomnia and restlessness. Thank God for Humanity

[@wargo6263]

Bobby’s story about picking up that guys towed car is straight out of a GTA V side mission 😂😂😂.

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

The only way to start your week on the right foot, with my bad, bad, baaaaaad friends!!

[@Calaman345]

🔴 I genuinely like this Santino more- confident and quick witted af... Keep doing shows sir 🤙🏽💯

[@jstamps101]

The uber/phone story was amazing. BF fam...whoever does animations please get on it! 🙏🏾

[@mattie1781]

Going to community college and then transferring was one of the best decisions I made! It makes the transition from high school easier and it’s cheaper!

[@majikjuggalo]

As long as that’s what she does and doesn’t think this will last forever. When K leaves Bobby one day she needs to be doing something else

[@elchucofried5683]

@@majikjuggalo lol

[@msannthrope_2049]

And you're not wasting time with frats, sororities, bullshit. You're there for class and then you leave.

[@guitarnutbolinuli5788]

Often they have better, more dedicated teachers too.

[@johansmallberries9874]

Especially since Rudy isn’t %100 sure on what she wants to be yet, it’s silly to pay $60-80k just knocking out 101 busywork credits for the first year or two. It’s like paying to get into Disneyland because you need a restroom.

[@bropez3506]

just got my Rudy hoodie and i gotta say this is definitely the best podcast out there

[@ArtyMars]

Tito Andrew getting HYPED UP for Rudy staying on the show was ADORABLE 🥰

[@justrantingtheblues]

You guys are so happy to be back together...it's so apparent and amazing!

[@25kronk]

I only listen to four podcasts out of the millions available. This is one of them. The chemistry is unmatched

[@lawtonparnell1716]

Bobby’s back! Thanks god. Scissor brothers was getting wild

[@thenuggernaut]

On this memorial day, I'd like to remember Bobby's photo in the hallway. RIP.

[@ericsalazar7194]

I missed these two together the last two episodes. First 14 minutes in and I’m a giggly school girl!

[@odapayne6481]

BOBBY is BACK, LET THE SHIAT SHOW BEGIN

[@yaaseensyed4750]

hahaha we need more A's on the SHIAT

[@stephend4782]

When did he get back? Thought he was still in Hungary and just got there.

[@DeyDeyxFRAT]

I can do perfect impressions of both of you. Also…… everything you’ve done is gold because it’s comedy. What you create is actually good. So many people create things that hurt people or kill people. Comedians are heroes man 🤘

[@DougJK]

Always excited for more Bad Friends! Also, going to a community college before a 4-year university can be a great way to save some money (not that she needs to but still), and helps ease your way into university. Also, you can do 2 years in CC & 2 in university to get a 4 year degree.

[@jonathanpica8435]

I’m so happy you 2 guest hosted the 2 bears 1 cave podcast ..... you guys are hilarious I love your chemistry you guys really make the day better so thanks my bad friends

[@jilliegirlie]

Love Rudy! She reminds me of myself at that age and I hope she stays humble and grounded.

[@DiffyWright]

bless her she wants to be apart of it bt still doesnt feel apart of it hahahah keep her ... we all want a rudy news segment LIKE IF U AGREE

[@danielleskillern4475]

Bobo is on fire this week. So perfectly adorably hilarious

[@kyekye1]

Happy Monday ! Cheers to summer coming & having Bad Friends in our lives. ♥️♥️

[@Wills4gottenbday]

Finally, feels like a year between Mondays 👌

[@tylerprince5532]

This is the best podcast in existence, sorry mommies, maybe I’m just fully Tok’d?

[@genevievexx]

you're right mommy!!! it's fucking hilarious. they're definitely following proto

[@milaeales8643]

hi hitlers

[@Wogunder66]

TaTa there r-word. I'm a mommie till death but this is a fantastic podcast.

[@tylerprince5532]

FYI you guys are doing good!

[@Supercooper1311]

Buddy jeans, you bet I’m coming up in May for the live podcasts!

[@lesley4917]

"Bounce-Ah. I shouldn't have said the -er" 🤣🤣 damn it, Santino is so quick and underrated

[@MBheli621]

Probably got it from Mark Normand. He has a joke using the term " Trigger word"

[@Smokeyxz]

Can we just credit santino? Mark Normand is awesome! you could say Mark also does a bit like that, but why go ahead and say oh that’s not original? Weirdo.

[@MBheli621]

@@Smokeyxz well I love them both. I didn't really mean to say it wasnt original just that they hang and may have been just referencing a funny mark joke. No hate here

[@cb7pwn]

love the Bad Friends crew, you guys do a great job every week

[@stefani92]

Bobby guessing who certain athletes are needs to be a recurring segment.

[@XxSircampsalotXx]

Watching this show is like cuddling up in a warm hoodie on a winter night. I love it.

[@vp-oe1em]

Thank you insomnia for now I get to watch bad friends.

[@AntDiesel54]

I listen to podcasts all day while I work but when this one comes on I gotta stop what I'm doing and watch. So entertaining.

[@DeeCee11]

I hope we hear about Rudy's prom. The Tito's gonna freak out.

[@Betty-Boop809]

I would love that but I suspect this was taped before that.

[@kevindube7096]

I don’t like the way your baby is lookin at me

[@gladiator_games]

LOL

[@obxtres]

Love the new section break-downs. Hats off to the team 🎩👏

[@Boneman2222]

"Bounce-AH." "Shouldn't say the 'R'."

[@tsmcghee8907]

Bobby and Andrew together again! It truly is a magical Memorial Day.

[@Betty-Boop809]

“We need an agency in Mexico that gives us more names” 🤣 so f’ing funny.

[@Thsiscool]

This duo is undefeated... 💯💪💪 Gang gang, buzz buzz

[@bryanbirney2866]

Thank goodness you're both back this week.

[@mingthemerciless834]

I think this was filmed weeks ago

[@fitfitness5648]

Horrible day at work, now for these 2 Legends who I know will cheer me up ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@elian200]

In mexico they have a calendar where every day it's a saints day... back in the day ppl used it to choose your baby name depending on what day you were born... my mom was born jan25 and her name is elvira because of saint elvira.. if my mom would've done the saint of my birthday it would've been margarita I'm glad she didnt haha Also I did like the game in the end

[@thomasdrewel]

lol imagine on a cold day... youd be a frozen margarita...

[@elian200]

A raspado hehe

[@JayGarlic840]

First off I wanna say thank you Bobby, Andrew and *not George* everyone who works on the podcast. I’ve been going through a bad breakup with a lot of unresolved feelings and questions about myself, who I am and what I need to work on. Me and my friend Zach are really into the podcast and I decided to go through and listen to all the episodes in order. This shit makes my day, I wake up walk my dog before I get ready for work and hearing Bobby scream in my AirPod has no lie been therapeutic for me and helped me focus my mind on being happier and healthier. I appreciate all of you.

[@ARROWZ77]

Well if this isn't the podcast of all time ❤

[@stephenmiller3800]

Guest hosts we both great but I'm glad the team is back together. Yall are my favorite bottoms

[@pikaresque]

i just came from the 2018 segura tigerbelly ep where bobby is literally wearing that same shirt lmao

[@A427-w2v]

Bobby has great energy this episode. At his best in this episode.

[@RustinChole]

Just when I thought I was done watching podcasts. Bad Friends is the only one I’m watching currently but Jesus it’s good. Thanks guys (and Jules).

[@Emunah_23]

I love you guys so much Bobby & Andrew😭🤣🤣 I’m watching every one of y’all’s episodes and y’all are so awesome 🙏❤️

[@enessahin5715]

15 minutes in and this episode already is a banger

[@georgealpha7103]

That hello tushy ad had me dying , “does your dad already have a bidet installed? Oh wait no he’s dead”’and then continues on like nothing happened 😂

[@diehardoutdoors]

26:55 lmao Andrew spot on at acting like rogan lmao

[@juiicex2]

I notice he does that a lot on whiskey Ginger that’s funny

[@juiicex2]

Ohh i mis understood this / but Andrew has Rogan Tendencies in the way he talks on Whiskey Ginger

[@Lowgarr]

This is the only thing over an hour that I will watch on KZbin.

[@juanvargas8480]

I like how bobby said "yeah", in the betterhelp ad

[@Victoriousgojo]

This is the best episode by far

[@melissab1197]

Yay finally some professional entertainment on KZbin. Ahh 😌

[@amerik556]

Yo shout out to the production team behind bad friends you guys are super organized have everything time stamped i love that n the fact the description box is nice n neat with all the info us fans need so thanks again guys keep on keeping on