Larry Dallas true, my piss is probably a lot cleaner then that bacteria infested water.
@nealsmith40497 жыл бұрын
yeah but when you dying of thirst it probably tastes good
@shahiraomar42297 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the animals like because they are not throwing up
@securusrg7 жыл бұрын
Larry Dallas Well they've probably never tasted better so it's probably tastes good to them
@Zenocius6 жыл бұрын
Larry Dallas looks like it would taste like diluted chocolate milk
@mohammed90217 жыл бұрын
"THIS IS MY SWAMP"
@kristinabillups73636 жыл бұрын
mohammed9021 lmaooo i read this comment right as the hippo charged him
@Anguirusfan19556 жыл бұрын
it's never ogre
@heyheyheyheyheyhey765 жыл бұрын
Hippos are downright psychopathic animals. Incredibly powerful and they just don't give a shit. Talk about scary, they do not take prisoners and will fuck up any sort of shit just for the fun of it. A fully grown elephant is probably the only land creature that can come face to face with one and live to tell the tale.
@minguio46335 жыл бұрын
Shrek lol
@crashpal5 жыл бұрын
"ogres are like onions"
@cognacmind99285 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until hippos show up
@spiritualwisdomsabiduriaes33374 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@gregorylevi18263 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@incognito.5023 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Dianeygirl3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Avofan3 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@Lagaa3 жыл бұрын
Lions are the kings of the jungle Hippos: *laughs hysterically*
@DieFlabbergast3 жыл бұрын
"King of the Savanna" if anything. The jungle is at least five hundred kilometers thataway, and there are no lions there.
@drhossawy3 жыл бұрын
The Lion’s calculated timing to escape while watching the Hippo coming towards him is amazing!
@chrisofstars Жыл бұрын
Yeah but if his shoelaces were untied he would be fukt
@How2hit Жыл бұрын
He knows. He just wants to have a few sips of water before getting charged.
@peggy35327 жыл бұрын
The Lion got paid off by the discovery channel.
@ryanthompsonthompson8207 жыл бұрын
Peggy thats funny
@Parapit86 жыл бұрын
he better be primed for battle.
@hlengiwezungu81526 жыл бұрын
omg lmao. u made me spill my soda
@itslikethesamebutdifferent80206 жыл бұрын
Lol good one
@BorrachosInterdimensionales6 жыл бұрын
And the hippo was bribed by Animal Planet
@Abdi-libaax7 жыл бұрын
This is africa even the crocodile is getting bullied by the hippo. The big three Elephant/Hippo/Rihno will make any animal move.
@Abdi-libaax7 жыл бұрын
i have hippos chasing rhino's away.
@alfredoangel23597 жыл бұрын
And none of them are carnivores but they're still more dangerous.
@dreadmacklemore99517 жыл бұрын
abdi1983 forgot about the Cape buffalo
@Favour1357 жыл бұрын
Your Amigo crocs are predators
@abdulgalad28447 жыл бұрын
also giraffe
@clubcvc5 жыл бұрын
The pride male lion bows to no one, but knows exactly when to run for his life like the rest of us!
@Dianeygirl3 жыл бұрын
lol true!
@jenniegriffin87343 жыл бұрын
Smart
@es-ra073 жыл бұрын
Just retreat not run
@Smug_Adam692 жыл бұрын
Brave sir lion ran away
@lordukbuk5 жыл бұрын
I like how the lion never turns around when he ran off.
@glorymosbyfloyd38785 жыл бұрын
When he felt that he got far enough, he did
@justsaying44514 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 That hippi-o-potamus meant business!
@bratecoek89423 жыл бұрын
He was like "this dude really think he can catch me on land"
@markfox1545 Жыл бұрын
He ran away. Did you miss that bit?
@activeej88587 жыл бұрын
Lion. It's just a prank bro, the camera is right there it's just a prank. Hippo. Fuck outa here nigga.. This is the hood home boi.
@itsajoke6317 жыл бұрын
lol hahhahaha
@Pingaheimer7 жыл бұрын
uhhhhhhhh........ not funny?
@bugsbunny313Rd7 жыл бұрын
Pan Con Bistec yes.. funny.. he's talking bout certain prank shows.
@zakiraza26267 жыл бұрын
looool😂killed me
@efisgpr7 жыл бұрын
BLOCKED BY JAMES!! bron is 3-4....soon to be 3-5
@wakkun81833 жыл бұрын
Hippos on TV: " Hippos is kind and cute animals " Hippos in real life: someone trespassing " So you have chosen dead "
@flukeman0227 жыл бұрын
"Pride male lion bows to no one" walks to drink water like a boss but get chased away because in water his not the boss
@Romulan24696 жыл бұрын
He should have left, then come back with a 100 male lion coalition.
@stevostevo50326 жыл бұрын
Romulan2469 He did come with his pride and they got run off. Then he decided to be strong headed and came back , he had to bow and still ran with his tail between his legs. He did not want to be crushed between the Hippos jawbones.
@anthonysefo35226 жыл бұрын
Romulan2469 he was a bitch that's what it is
@onnizx6 жыл бұрын
Romulan2469 There is no such thing... Even so the hippo would get backed up by its herd
@anthonysefo35226 жыл бұрын
I hate Google plus you still ignorant, fuck sakes!! it ran shut the fuck up, it's a bitch
@justsomeawesomedude26087 жыл бұрын
When you trying to take food from a fat person.
@onnizx6 жыл бұрын
justsomeawesome dude Its not food its water :o
@thementhologist53486 жыл бұрын
dcima oof
@heyheyheyheyheyhey765 жыл бұрын
Gloria wasn't in the mood for Mufasa's shit.
@arrjee94745 жыл бұрын
😄😅😂
@bbychnel22304 жыл бұрын
this is so disrespectful...
@user-yf6zz3cl8i6 жыл бұрын
There's a video of an elephant going into a pool full of hippos and the hippos clearing a path for it to cross. It's actually quite cathartic to watch
@davided.22045 жыл бұрын
2:03 "king of the jungle" my ass
@blookynose7 жыл бұрын
Hippos are jerks...They're always attacking things that pose absolutely no threat to them.
@matt65827 жыл бұрын
blookynose what do yo mean ? Lions kill baby hippos obviously the dominate hippo can't allow them to get comfortable around the water
@mrgrey3616 жыл бұрын
Matthew Sukhram He's right, hippos attack anything that comes near them whether it poses a threat or not
@yegenek6 жыл бұрын
This is the reason there are few threats against them.
@rmsb19846 жыл бұрын
hippos attack anything that would attack and have the intention to devour their calves
@glennsmith60716 жыл бұрын
blookynose lmfaoo
@johncaesarrubio33463 жыл бұрын
Lol the sound that hippos make sounds luke a dark lord laughing
@arsenalsniping17113 жыл бұрын
Narrator: proud male bows to no one Hippo : so u have chosen death
@marcoscuenca31823 жыл бұрын
“But the pride male bows to no one” ☝️. 🤣
@SnivyDoll7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, let's see a hippo defending his territory from a bull elephant....
@GunlessSnake3 жыл бұрын
Adult elephants are essentially the only creature hippos never mess with.
@sounaksharma74863 жыл бұрын
They don't . They respect lions and usually make way for them to drink water from their territory. Any other animal would get wrecked
@camm86422 жыл бұрын
@@sounaksharma7486 hippos don't respect lions
@christian-lf2oc2 жыл бұрын
@@camm8642 hippos 🦛 don’t respect anyone
@demoncyborg87003 ай бұрын
wild animals don't respect other animals but only Elephants cause they are the biggest
@karthikprashanth19974 жыл бұрын
"But the pride male Lion bows to no one" , thought I could see a fight between a Lion and Hippo😅😅
@golden47307 жыл бұрын
OMG. A lion drinking water looks SOO CUTE!!!!
@outlawjodiewales92955 жыл бұрын
Lol right?
@matimus1002 жыл бұрын
Zeus your God?
@aditigupta25473 жыл бұрын
The pride male bows to no one. Hippo: say no more
@rhian51315 жыл бұрын
The hippos sound like laughing mad men
@LucidDreamer543212 жыл бұрын
How to stop a hippo from charging: Cancel its credit cards.
@kujukaja20496 жыл бұрын
Its like "Im just drinking water", then "Just cooling off in the water" then "I am shaggin away" 😀
@emp53527 жыл бұрын
"An angry hippo kind of gets out of the water as lion runs away"
@victorconway4445 жыл бұрын
"Temperatures are soaring over a hundred degrees!" *laughs in Arizonan*
@NxDoyle5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Arizona. I've been there in summer. Quite hot. Not as oppressive as the tropics, or even subtropical places like Brisbane in Australia
@elijahtheo58125 жыл бұрын
You guys have never been to Africa.
@jacolbyxbx67625 жыл бұрын
Come to Louisiana and find out what 75f with 60% humidity feels.
@sirgrinder4 жыл бұрын
Come to the sun. It’s pretty hot in here
@bern96424 жыл бұрын
@@jacolbyxbx6762 where am from in Africa, we call it a cold weather.
@toxicaf87805 жыл бұрын
Hippo:* Sees lion drinking from his swamp * Hippo:WHaT aRe YoU DoiNg iN mY sWamP?!??
@killatre126 жыл бұрын
It sounded like the Hippos said “Hey!”
@ilovearianagrande7776 жыл бұрын
Gloria Was the hippo's name on Madagascar 😂😂✌
@janettescott74288 жыл бұрын
They ended this WAY to early.
@CesarHernandez-uh9ri2 жыл бұрын
Hippo wasn't having no tiger drinking water in his lake
@ilovebohol6 жыл бұрын
"Land" Lion VS "WATER LION" Hippo.
@LABoutaBagDoe5 жыл бұрын
Them Hippos not taking no shit from them Lions😭😂💪🏾
@---wc2zp2 жыл бұрын
Hippo: I know no King, in this swamp I am the King! Male Lion: I understand, have a great day!
@haroldsmith20873 жыл бұрын
We just saw who the real King of the jungle is
@bpo19755 жыл бұрын
A 500 lb cat vs. a 4000 lb pound submarine on legs with jaws that could snap a croc in half - this only ends one way.
@BudBundy0073 жыл бұрын
Good grief, Rosie O Donnell needs to settle down. The lion was just thirsty.
@fahril963 жыл бұрын
lol
@invariablyliveliness82784 жыл бұрын
Lion kept drinking its last sip until Hippo came runnin so close..It's last resort to move away for poor lion...😅
@bear55034 жыл бұрын
Lion Pride: "Hey Omar, we dare you to go down to that Hippo river and take a drink."
@takingitonedayatatime78516 жыл бұрын
The lion still got some water tho like a Boss 💀💀💪🔥
@takingitonedayatatime78516 жыл бұрын
bob Stevenson yep
@takingitonedayatatime78516 жыл бұрын
bob Stevenson he still got a taste of that water tho😎😁
@takingitonedayatatime78516 жыл бұрын
bob Stevenson I'm pretty sure the lion will come back for more because that fat ass hippo can't catch him anyway
@takingitonedayatatime78516 жыл бұрын
bob Stevenson but he still got what he wanted tho
@jerrywoods40663 жыл бұрын
He bows to no one but when the hippo gets close , okay that's enough water 4 me
@sijalee213 жыл бұрын
Hippo, literally submerged in a pond, charges. Lion : Jesus, relax Kent, just a sip man.
@phoenixashes10267 жыл бұрын
Primed for battle? More like primed to run.
@jovanradovanovic58144 жыл бұрын
But the proud male bows to no one. Hippo: said whaaat?
@safwanharis41164 жыл бұрын
"But the pride's male bows to noone" That's why a group of lions is called Pride
@kylevansteelandt39714 жыл бұрын
This clearly shows that lions are not the kings of beasts. The title "king of the beasts" for the African lion is a common misconception.
@bretmaverick94344 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Vansteelandt Yet, it's a term that's existed for centuries. Just like "heart of a lion" has. Long after you're dead and buried, they will still be known as King of Beasts. That lion was in absolutely no danger from the hippo. Hippos don't make hundreds of animals run at their sight. Lions do.
@CAM86893 жыл бұрын
@@bretmaverick9434 why did lion run away then.......
@bretmaverick94343 жыл бұрын
@@CAM8689 The term King of Beasts has existed for centuries, and only to describe lions. Not hippos.
@bretmaverick94343 жыл бұрын
@@CAM8689 Show me one video of a hippo scattering 35 hyenas and eating their food. Oh wait, you can't.
@CAM86893 жыл бұрын
@@bretmaverick9434 im assuming your implying that a lion can scatter 35 hyenas and eat there food.....even if that is the case what does it matter when the hippo can easily bully the lion.
@jellybeanz19895 жыл бұрын
"King of the jungle my ass, get out of my river" Lol that hippo wasn't even that big, lions are so overrated
@thetruthfornow60452 жыл бұрын
Lions are intelligent creatures. This guy has a pride to defend. He got his drink and if he needed more all he had to do was move downstream. A tiger would do the same thing. A fight in water with something that big is suicide for all land animals except an elephant.
@jellybeanz19892 жыл бұрын
@@thetruthfornow6045 Thats true they are smart enough to know they have to flee when hippo comes charging
@christian-lf2oc2 жыл бұрын
Everyone animal in this scenario would run away literally
@davidfearis73352 жыл бұрын
2:00 Hippo:- IT'S NOT YOUR TURN!!!
@perk35436 жыл бұрын
It’s kind odd that nobody else noticed that the hippo sounds like it’s laughing
@irockyou22928 жыл бұрын
Courage
@hlengiwezungu81526 жыл бұрын
epitaph lmao
@gregorylevi18263 жыл бұрын
I like how the male lion was pretending that his cub biting him was hurting.
@housel93526 жыл бұрын
The Lions are rowdy, annoying kids, and the Hippo is the grumpy old man. "Get off my lawn!"
@mwloos13 жыл бұрын
That walk at the end though when he knew he was far enough away lol
@jeshaya Жыл бұрын
" but the male lion bows to no one ", narrator forgot to add " but knows to tuck tail and run from a hippo "
@Goatlence5 жыл бұрын
No one: KZbin: A hippo charges a lion
@1959whitesox4 жыл бұрын
Pride male bows to no one Instantly runs away at the sight of a hippo
@jondory93784 жыл бұрын
Hippo must not have seen the movie.
@halfthe7 жыл бұрын
let em get his drink
@kirabostacey61056 жыл бұрын
That grunting noise it makes sounds like taunting laughter
@kendallsimone70153 жыл бұрын
That hippo was giving big “And stay out!” scene from shrek energyyy
@FuzzyPeachKitten4 жыл бұрын
Lion: Imma just take a sip Hippo: So you have chosen death
@dragonstormx7 жыл бұрын
It's like the hippo is saying "Don't make me come over there. Don't make me come over there. Okay, I'm coming over there. I mean it." (Comes out of the river) "I told you I meant it."
@Sheldonmiranda073 жыл бұрын
Hippos look like crocs underwater
@stagna19596 жыл бұрын
And he still had some drink. In next place he gets some more and more .He really does not care if there is hippos and crocodils in water or not. He is fast enought to avoid the danger if it comes very close . Of course he does not fight with animal 10 times his size when he is alone, he is not stupid.
@Tenshus4ever2 жыл бұрын
Hippos have such a huge mouth span that any animal would run
@mofogie4 жыл бұрын
lion: I just want to have a drink. hippo: back off this is my swimming pool and toilet
@Raut-warrior7 жыл бұрын
hippo is like "you may be the king of the jungle, but i dont give a fuck"
@srinivasvasu39063 жыл бұрын
That lion looks like a body builder
@neeleshrawat33054 жыл бұрын
Hippos be like- you ain't the king of this territory
@philiporourke78962 жыл бұрын
The king runs in fear
@superfly197515 жыл бұрын
More ppl recorded died from hippos encounters than any other animals. Lions are quite tolerable of humans actually, most among big cats. I love these cats. They are very social.
@harkirehal2585 жыл бұрын
Note to self. Pick up a pet hippo from the pet store on the way back home from work tomorrow.
@9Ballr5 жыл бұрын
Don't mess with the hippo.
@blank5573 жыл бұрын
Lions may be king of the jungle, but Hippos rule the rivers.
@tomblackstone4826 жыл бұрын
Why didn't the lion just bust a beer bottle over the hippo's noggin and go back to his drink?
@rubberduck93473 жыл бұрын
never had I thought I would see prey chasing predator.
@horsepower5234 жыл бұрын
It's ok to walk away lion, no one dares to mess with those psycho hippos.
@noodlehead696 ай бұрын
That lion had to do what he had to do. He had time for a little sip and he took it. Water is essential to life.
@laxjoh7 жыл бұрын
Hippos are the true king of the jungle or any LAND there is.
@TheSpiikki7 жыл бұрын
laxjoh single adult bull elephant disagrees
@Naeshabby7 жыл бұрын
TheSpiikki have a look for elephant vs hippo videos, you'll see hippos chasing off elephants
@siran4247 жыл бұрын
Gregor Carlin Are you crazy ? I just saw a video where a male Elephant crosses through a water body full of Hippos. And they all give way to him and are scared of him as he moves. Only Elephants the hippos are capable of chasing off are baby Elephants ..
@finchatforharambe9056 жыл бұрын
No they are not Elphant would own a hippo deal with it
@hlengiwezungu81526 жыл бұрын
agreed
@kingcurt7716 Жыл бұрын
Hippo was like GET OFF MY PROPERTY
@OmarScruggs5 жыл бұрын
You can lead a lion to water but a hippo cant let it drink
@lordrampage7 жыл бұрын
Poor lion😤😤
@hlengiwezungu81526 жыл бұрын
lordrampage omg King of the jungle
@adrianabundiz1486 жыл бұрын
Hlengiwe Zungu no
@jimd69794 жыл бұрын
If I can smell the water, you won't catch me drinking it.
@dianeschmidt6613 жыл бұрын
Actually, when it has been very dry, you can smell water...it doesn't mean it is bad. Guess you have to experience it.
@GetYourPull184 жыл бұрын
lion: *drinks water* hippo: i'm about to end this man's whole career
@Brekstahkid5 жыл бұрын
The lion is just walking away like I’ll be back with my squad.
@220volt746 жыл бұрын
Hippos are the crankiest animals on earth.
@tambert38973 жыл бұрын
Hippo's like "you come back in this water, you aint getting out."
@jellybeanz19895 жыл бұрын
Those lions were in the wrong neighborhood
@Stoney935 жыл бұрын
That Lion drinking like he dont give af
@ghostprime29935 жыл бұрын
Hippo: Sir, you are trespassing. You will be charged with 1 week of food Lion: NOOOoooooo😪😪
@shaktiprasad32383 жыл бұрын
Lion : I am csk, Hippo:so what I am mumbai indians.
@MrAndrewFarrow4 жыл бұрын
Once you realise that the sounds are added later and are done by a man with a bucket of water it rather spoils the enjoyment. There is NO WAY they are close enough to get a microphone in there. Listen to it, you can hear the man splashing in the bucket.
@girishprasadrout24506 жыл бұрын
Hippo is like - commn.. what went wrong with your water purifier..!!
@mrcarterfx8853 жыл бұрын
Lions are kings Elephants & Hippos: and we took that personally
@riiichard22894 жыл бұрын
hippo : look over here lion, i got a million gallons of water you don't get to touch lion : ok i'm second in the kingdom
@jamescarter50425 жыл бұрын
Hippos chase all animals from the river except elephants.
@ronyeahright95366 жыл бұрын
Rosie O'donnell took a drink there the other day, the hippo's didn't dare approach.
@KariMaleesha4 жыл бұрын
01:50 THE VILLAIN LAUGH OF THE HIPPO 🤣🤣
@MA25205 жыл бұрын
Denying other animals water! That is evil. According to international law, that is a war crime