An EXTREME Speed Reader - Eric Feurer

[@florpleborp2275]

“What you just witnessed was probably very beautiful.” Yes it was, Eric. It certainly was.

[@elijahh2220]

I don't know what I expected but it WASN'T that

[@TakiMomoify]

I read your comment like right before it got crazy but I was STILL unprepared for the sheer insanity of this video lmao

[@dennysdonuts4918]

I want so bad to do this for my high school monologue but I don't think I can handle the emotional backlash in my theatre teacher's eyes as she watches me scream on stage.

[@seaotter4439]

So did you do it?

[@justanordinarycritic4953]

Did you do it?

[@mitchellzhou6437]

well, Denny’s Donuts? Did you do it?

[@forbiddenchannel4901]

It’s been two years. We want answers.

[@jaxtheoverlord6959]

Guys I think they're still recovering from actually having done this

[@noahbobrow]

The screaming parts sound like a Griffin McElroy bit that gained sentience

[@idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075]

IT DID. EVERYTIME I WATCH ONE OF HIS SKITS IT REMINDS ME OF HE

[@idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075]

SPECIFICALLY THE SCREAMMY SPAZZ PARTS IN THIS BIT

[@nateofnazareth7785]

That is exactly what i thought

[@beek.4860]

i thought you said "like griffin mcelroy gained sentience" and i was worried about the implications of his previous state

[@SpecialInterestShow]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@MrGemHunter]

So this is what happens when you gain eldritch knowledge

[@cheerysublime]

we didn’t start the fire sounds a little different than I remember...

[@nicestpancake]

Yeah..

[@joshualogue984]

I love the other actors peeking from offstage. That's just how good this is

[@hansonkerman7286]

Honestly I tried reading Animal Farm once and that's pretty much all that I comprehended

[@derekconwaygd]

the transition into "for god so loved the world" killed me

[@JWood14]

The audience gasping after "The Kama Sutra" really gets me

[@soulvasseur7138]

2:43 That wheeze lol

[@rogue-taxidermy_griffin]

"But, who are you?" I didn't come here for an interrogation, Jesus.

[@audreyperrin478]

I love Eric feurer so much all his skits are just so funny

[@scarfguy5337]

That was something, that's for sure

[@כרטיסיגירוד]

This is hilarious

[@kathyl2312]

I want that cardigan

[@hikerchris7164]

Headphones required unless you want your neighbors asking your strange questions

[@connorcoltrane1777]

I'd be down to take this class.

[@ozone20rulez]

Now lets all be honest, if this power were real would it be worth it?

[@alastorlapid2365]

I think so

[@aurawarrior1367]

With great power comes great cost. The price? Humiliating yourself after reading a book without even knowing

[@thewenzdinator]

i love him. he is my idol.

[@hopefullyentertainment6029]

This man speedrunning books!

[@simonroper4713]

Eric is the best actor, this is one of his best characters. Better than watching his arse be a wizard and smoking cigarettes in there. Maybe not his greatest, I mean the man drinks four beers in under 5 minutes, hmmm maybe Eric already had the head trauma that character had. Should I keep laughing.

[@getmeoutoftheyoutubeservers]

i love how he's just like "communism!" at the end of the animal farm bit

[@andrewhawkins8616]

...... Alrighty then. Hahaha!

[@strbourne]

Wtf was that

[@weltyclover5311]

He hasn't read, the bible, nor the dictionary. At all I guess??? It's more of like, the dictionary thats really... ya know.

[@purplesereinsunshine7447]

I had my volume up when he did the piggy thing. My parents are in the other room. Never turned my volume down faster than I did today

[@huemanporson9954]

I hadn’t gotten to that part when watching the video so I just assumed it was weird pig noises. I was surprised.

[@effieess2776]

The fact that dumbledore doesn’t even die in that book just sent me over the edge 😂

[@apolloniakageaki1711]

That's the power of his technique. It conquers space time to give the user more knowledge xD

[@FrancisR420]

You just spoiled the book for me

[@SorowFame]

@@FrancisR420 it’s been at least a decade. I’m honestly surprised you weren’t spoiled earlier

[@katyishere]

​@@SorowFame Not everyone discovers a book when it's new, it's best to avoid spoilers even when the book is old

[@4rtie]

@@katyishereat least he didn't say that it was Snape who killed Dumbledore

[@surviveseparation]

“i wish i could see it for myself, but i black out every time and no one will describe it to me.” HILARIOUS

[@SirNightmareFuel]

That's has to be the best joke of the whole skit. XD

[@alext7667]

My favorite book, "The power of positive belly daddies: unlocking the birdhouse within"

[@catharinrin]

I love Eric’s performances. I want to see him live.

[@stonecat676]

I, too, want him alive.

[@critter8132]

You're at 69 likes now, its an honor🎖

[@scribblehideout7504]

Stone Cat I don't care, I just want him.

[@genuineinterest]

I'm... wildly uncomfortable rn

[@22.NUU.DRU.22]

Childhood

[@DeathnoteBB]

That’s the power of Eric!

[@seaotter4439]

Bruh same i finna run if this dude was my english teacher

[@GdoubleWB]

Oh yeah, I found that in my syllabus. "English 218 - Learn to speed-read any book in under three seconds. Knowledge is power. Slap God in the face, you are God now. Fulfils Language Arts credit." Glad I took Intro to Philosophy instead.

[@chinsaw2727]

If they allowed scammers to make classes

[@Goblin4Coin]

This man has no shame and it gives me life

[@negativeman7716]

The wand chooses the daddy

[@gabrielstjernberg]

He reminds me so much of John Mulaney, this is brilliant

[@LouieWebb560]

He actually does an amazing john mulaney impression as well

[@felixmarques]

Yeah but I don't wanna bone Mulaney and *this* man…

[@danielbecker5735]

But yeah, seriously, checking your channel out seeing some of the talent, the lot of the actors are all very original and they've got their bits locked down, very funny, original, not hacky..... keep up the hard work, keep working on this shit, keep up the grind, best of luck!!!!

[@CharactersWelcome]

Thanks so much!

[@Problembeing]

Completely original, lunatic genius.

[@jasonrhind9553]

3:48 ~ Cracks his head on the chair and doesn't miss a beat. Eric is a f'ing pro.

[@emmasmith1363]

I love how this means that it never occurred to him to just...film and see what happens.

[@s19wong]

This man needs to write for snl or sth. culture some of these wormy belly daddies

[@joshhale9355]

I’m physically exhausted just from watching him do all that.

[@luxuryballer8291]

If you read in public people look at you like you're doing shit like this anyway so why not learn the wacky technique that's way faster?

[@novemberblake9505]

Justin Miller maybe you already possess that technique but are unaware of it and that’s why people stare at you when reading

[@ConnorIsCanceled]

The audience isn't very good in this one. He got way less laughs than he should've

[@AnnafromHungarylvNW]

They were in shock

[@samantha.redacted]

they were all running away

[@dazeychayn]

far and away the best blasphemy ive seen

[@breadcrumbhoarder]

I love the gasp of fear when he speed read the books at the end lmao

[@nellyfrommovies]

He kinda sounds like Dib from Invader Zim

[@miriamwheeler8104]

ok the video won’t load but the comments are very concerning and i’m so curious

[@violetrobotics4805]

I love this, I'm dying

[@gavart4509]

I expected him to stop and suddenly say “oh fuck they killed boxer”

[@Flaming_Saturn]

“Oh fuck they killed boxer, DADDY’S PIGGY BELLIES!!”

[@FrancisR420]

The first one is Animal Farm but he mentions pigs in all of them

[@samimo1979]

The birdhouse being a recurring theme makes this so much worse 😂😂😂

[@bighoodie4315]

So hes a bottom

[@KMFerguson]

This video is the reason I watch an entire video before I send it to someone else

[@Nyan_K_P]

“Slap God in the face, you are God now” Me, a bi switch atheist questioning their gender identity: So this explains 8th grade and up

[@tonycrader8978]

I'm scream laughing outside my house

[@logicbuilder1204]

"Slap god in the face you are god now", is going to be the final thing I say before I die.

[@Ubermensch9240]

There is a LOT to unpack here. Needs a sequel.

[@TakiMomoify]

Didn’t think I’d ever hear “STINKY CUMMIES” used in a sentence, but here we are.

[@Ms12369]

I don't know if anyone else listens to the Story Must Be Told podcast but that's what this made me think of and now I'm scared that the Story has left the podcast and is now trying to possess me. Someone send help before it's too late.

[@Fuchsiafaefantasy]

He hit his head and kept going. Good on ya.

[@todaywithanewsprintfray]

I have people I KNOW would appreciate this, but I can’t find the courage to show it to them myself.

[@LiyemEanapay]

DEW IT

[@Betta66]

I went to summer camp with a guy like that

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

What is the birdhouse in reference to?

[@dracocrusher]

Deep psychological trauma

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@dracocrusher Oh ok. So not a reference to Animal Farm or anything? It's just supposed to be a reference to his own psychological trauma seeping through when he blacks out? Does the same go for the stinky tummy thing or is that one actually a reference to Animal Farm?

[@dracocrusher]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 Yeah, that's just him, too. The communism is 100% Animal Farm, though, because the entire story is one big metaphor for how democracy can give rise to a comunistic government where the working class become secondary citizens while the pigs rule through the threat of military force.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@dracocrusher I did know the communism part was a thing. My brother had to read Animal Farm and that's like the one thing I remember him saying.

[@awesomelyshorticles]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 its not about communism, its about stalinism/authoritarianism. Remember folks, Orwell was a communist himself, he just really REALLY fucking hated russian communism.

[@bokchoiman]

This is some of the funniest stuff I've seen this year

[@logic-jessica1364]

this is honestly so underrated, i laughed so hard

[@XxThunderflamexX]

Did anybody else look to their left and right?

[@luciencarr3970]

The nipple thing gave me instant papa franku throwback

[@fursona_au_chocolat]

i think if i ever came close to understanding what any of this means my brain would melt out of my ears

[@rodneycobble5481]

SLAP ME AROUND LIKE A DIRTY TROUGH HOG

[@fish_and-chips]

How in fuck does he manage to do this without breaking down?

[@anastasiaalev7898]

What just happened

[@danielbecker5735]

Eric is so amazing lol

[@gem9535]

He had to memorize that

[@Pirategamer1138]

Professor Forsythe may have unresolved childhood trauma.

[@dubbingsync]

Well I’ve heard several takes on Animal Farm but none have ever been like that.

[@helpme6202]

This is cursed

[@LiyemEanapay]

In the best possible way

[@SCWood]

This sketch was so stupid and unfunny that it boomeranged back to being hilarious.

[@seaotter4439]

I'm boutta run if this dude was my english teacher

[@pepsicola4718]

Fuck that noise.

[@theyawningari]

I’ve never seen anything that would actually describe schizo riddler Until today

[@MrDodgeGriff]

"What you just witnessed was probably very beautiful."

[@stevem.o.1185]

I will be doing the "mmmm dirty piggy piggy stinky belly" thing for the rest of my life.

[@Nova_Kahne]

Is it weird that I also end up in those trances?

[@elijennings9913]

I would love to take that course.

[@alastorlapid2365]

Like genuinely, yeah. Even if the immediate aftermath of his technique is horrific, it's still like. Amazing? Being able to read a full 400 page book in a few seconds, and fully processing it in less than a minute

[@happyconstructor]

“Stuck” isn’t even the sentence, I love it

[@Beorn_DLV]

Oh so this is what mind palaces look like

[@firecrusades3397]

STINKY TUMMIES

[@SaramatheUnchained]

God I love him

[@joelwilcox5424]

This is the most Britta Perry thing I've ever seen

[@realmsthewitch8242]

Oh my fucking god

[@stephenholt6956]

Is this rami malek?!