An HFY Story : Humans are psychic? & Humans went extinct | 2356 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

[@lulute8]

The Second story is hilarious... Humans aren't extinct but no one has reconized a true one

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Nothing brings in the tourism like a good "mystery".

[@GreyTalus]

Moisturize me!

[@Norbrookc]

I has a relative who swore that she had psychic powers. I and another relative knew better, but it wasn't worth the effort to argue the point. I did prank her, though. She wanted to read my palm, and I said to the other relative, "watch this, I'll have her tell me X, Y, and Z... none of which are right." Sure enough, as she was reading my palm, I would do little movements, make a sound here and there like she'd hit the mark, and at the end of the reading, she told me X, Y, and Z. The other relative watching this was dying trying to keep a straight face.

[@brentmartin6833]

So.... You're the clairvoyant? 😁

[@starmage11]

​@@brentmartin6833I would say they were a musician, because they played the 'psychic' like a fiddle.

[@condorboss3339]

First story: I want to play poker against those aliens.

[@carldooley9344]

we'd walk away with their ship...

[@texasforever7887]

Ship? Try their home world 😁

[@Wwillswords]

​@@texasforever7887I don't think they can bet that.... though with the right opponent.

[@jukkiivi4282]

Cold reading is a powerful tool in hands of all kinds fraudsters like mediums and clairvoyants. Faking your extinction is an interesting way to turn your Deathworld into a tourist trap. For the Ineffable Algorithm! For the Creative Authors! For the Talented Narrator! For the Bushy Beard! For the Speedy and Complete Recovery of the Voice!

[@best271043]

May I ask why for the beard, please 😅😂

[@jukkiivi4282]

@@best271043 Some time ago a barber cut his beard short and I have been cheering for its regrowth. Also, beards are cool.

[@jukkiivi4282]

@@best271043 A barber cut Agro's Beard short. I hava been rooting for it since. Also beards are cool.

[@Pebkio_Nomare]

Hmm... I wonder if the Terrans had something to do with the disappeance of the Humans...

[@liwojenkins]

HAHAhahahaa!

[@lunkystraydog6572]

I thought the earthlings wiped out both the terrans and the humans.

[@Pebkio_Nomare]

@@lunkystraydog6572 In the story, the alien is visiting Terra... the planet with the last (alleged) sighting of a Human. So the Terrans are still around, running shops that sell refreshments and hats. I was just commenting on how, if an alien *did* make a connection between Terrans and Humans, they'd wonder if Terrans are the reasons Humans disappeared *before* wondering if they're the same species.

[@Gh05tk3y]

Some humans want to be flashy, the center of attention. Other humans, we do our best work when noone pays us any mind.

[@JRRodriguez-nu7po]

Some like me hide by being flashy, loud and obvious. At times the louder and more obnoxious I am, the quicker people forget I'm there. Like a Zebra, sometimes the best camouflage is to be very zany.

[@SilvaDreams]

​@@JRRodriguez-nu7po​ Too bad zebras don't use camoflage, their patterns are ment to throw off a predator so they miss as the herd moves. It's essentially a dazzling effect.

[@weirdredpanda]

​@@SilvaDreamsStudies have shown that another benefit of their stripes is that it somehow deters some biting bugs. Don't ask me how. 🤷‍♂️

[@JesusRodriguez-zy3wj]

@@SilvaDreams A semantical difference, though I concede the point. Fine, I use a "dazzling effect" which has done well by me. Instead of not speaking, I flood the room with interesting tangential thoughts so that people tune me out for their own sanity.

[@ianharrison5758]

@@SilvaDreamsthe point still stands tho. You can hide in the literal sense yes and not draw attention to yourself but depending on what you’re hiding or your goal being very obvious with your presence is actually the best strategy. You know how many times I’ve gotten into places I shouldn’t have because I walked like I had somewhere to go and knew how to get there, and looked like I was supposed to be there? Even places like where I reasonably should have been questioned based on my outfit or age I rarely did bc if you look like you’re supposed to just be another person in the background of any given area most will see you as such. People aren’t generally something we have to be super focused on at all times, especially ones you don’t have any reason to approach so it’s easy for our brains to file them in the background folder of our awareness

[@mackenziedrake]

Both greatly amusing, and the second hilarious. Thank you!

[@jeanannd]

As wonderful as when you first recorded this in the live stream. LOL, can imagine aliens being caught up in fake psychic scams.

[@francoisbeauregard1739]

And Astrology in space become very complicated... lol

[@texasforever7887]

Awe... The Amazing Randy, may he rest in peace.

[@brentmartin6833]

The 1st story: I don't know which is worse the entire galaxy except for the science aliens or they're really really sheltered. Maybe everyone actually likes them and just plays along so they have something to focus on that isn't too dangerous for them to mess with. Which way did he go George? Which way did he go? In "disguise" ah, that a way! Gee, thanks, George! George: I still have *No* idea who they're looking for. Nor why they keep calling me George.

[@yomogami4561]

lol humans deceiving the poor aliens i figured the first one had administered a psych test and the second was amusing thanks for both stories and the narration agro

[@zane7608]

Always look foward to your content! You keep me sane and entertained for the 8 hours im at work. Thank you for everything you do!

[@peteratkin3788]

So good so see and hear you back, I been on a diet of AI generated Stories, I've been so sad and a little thin... glad to see you've recovered.

[@leightondoswell453]

For the channel, the algorithm, the voice, and the authors.🎉

[@sirjmo]

Story 1: Simply amazing, he'd definitely make the guy who wears an empty frame without glasses and swallows a whole bottle of homeopathic sleeping pills at once proud.

[@TheShadyProtector]

Welcome back. Don't put too much strain on yourself.

[@deussalt4479]

😂 those were some funny ones. For the Agro-rythm!

[@UnitedArmsOrganization]

Thank you for what you do, you make my work day go better.

[@Popshep]

😊 Hey mate, I enjoy your stuff. I usually listen to you while driving my truck and trailer through rush hour traffic. Hahaha strangely calming. Hahaha. Have a great day everyone.

[@TheRandyWanker]

2nd story: ask humans How to hide in plain sight.😁😁😁😁😁

[@brentmartin6833]

Sure, but will someone point out the Hu Man though. 🤔

[@Popshep]

Thanks!

[@AgroSquerril]

My pleasure , thank you for the dono , it is much appreciated

[@Chas221]

Nice to have you back. hope you are felling better

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Thank you for another great read Agro.

[@pheonixblue01]

Oh my God. Did they find Florida?’

[@Myrddraalfade]

I 'me glade your voice is back to narration, you make all that AI cra..... nonsense seem like it wasn't even reviewed before being read. Keep up the good work and all my best for your mellifluous tones.

[@pheonixblue01]

I’ve heard the first story before; but this was better.

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great stories; Excellent narration! LOL!!! Both stories featured gullible aliens!

[@jakeswink1953]

I love the little office sounds you added

[@bloodcult5262]

Great stories after a long day

[@roamingnpc7088]

I had to pause when I heard ‘in debt questionnaire’.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Clever inversion of the concept. Story 2: Okay, I was prepared not to like the story based on the title. Even more clever than the first.

[@robertallencad1]

I have been waiting with bated breath thank you so good to see you again amigo

[@amberpelton5679]

❤ for the algorithm and the beard

[@jj003333]

I love everything about your channel

[@MidnightSmoke]

Level 10 Mage, at your service. Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@ufoe20011]

For the SKWERL For the rythm that is algo

[@JRRodriguez-nu7po]

Both stories were delightfully predictable; proving I do have psychic powers!😅

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

Bravo Sir Encore!

[@Spenzankiller02]

Glory to the narrator!

[@t3h_m0nk3y]

You sound amazing boss!!!!

[@robertt.walzel4648]

Algorithm obey the Narrator!

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest! Huy Mangs ROFL!

[@t.p.3456]

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

[@live2dream1966]

I'm glad your voice has recovered, and I'm glad you didn't resort to AI. Many are using AI dot dot dot and it gets hard to listen to with the mispronounced words and dot dot dot.

[@kdmbigpig]

works for me

[@ombrepourpre7562]

Scammed in work... Calling himself a psychic, and then saying the truth. I find as fun as well done 👍 For the algorithm ❤

[@tassadar9042]

one day I will finde one of those Huuuu-Mannns

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@tonyneal910]

☝️😄👏✌😄👏❤👍🐿

[@Avigorus]

oh dear gods that cold reading scammer roflmao

[@shanep2369]

Where. Is. First Contact?

[@merlinwizard1000]

9th, 5 April 2024

[@mikecoatsworth6048]

1st story...feking Scientology tests.

[@DataStorm1]

at least some good stories here... my feed is riddled with AI shit that takes a story mangles it with "for the good of mankind blah blah blah" backdrop for 90% and 1 % story the remainder is the silence between words. and then even the voice is AI generated.

[@KrizzRobin113]

Sorry gov, but I just don't understand your banter. 😉👍👏

[@HoNkYforLiFe1]

Accent ruined the story

[@throwthebaby]

These stories are dear to me