An HFY Story : Humans Didn't Get The Memo | 2391 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

[@ChaosLierLen]

"We, Humanity, have gotten your memo. But seeing as it's a silly ass memo, we have elected to ignore it."

[@Kualinar]

The memo : interstellar travel is impossible, star fleets are impossible, asteroid mining is impossible. Humanity : Memo ? What memo ? Go on and peacefully establish a galactic Commonwealth based on trust and collaboration.

[@andrewerickson6690]

That reads very Italian like what's a mafia? Lol

[@theamiralgarner]

Human: we saw the laws of the universe and we did not like them, we decides to rewrite them to our liking

[@leechowning2712]

As the great poet said... I reject your reality and substitute my own.

[@theamiralgarner]

@@leechowning2712 sao abridged, i see you are a man( or woman) of culture

[@theengagedfew]

And the Universe decided to go along with that, after they noticed that we will go to war if the solar wind is blowing, and we want it to be still.

[@leechowning8728]

@@theamiralgarner I was watching MB since their first season... I still laugh a lot about "am I missing an eyebrow".

[@mariokajin]

The ‘memo’ aka the ‘hold my beer’.

[@valtiel2589]

Thank you for narrating one of my silly scribblings :) a lot of other HFY authors did this concept before, i thought id try it too.

[@cosmiccake791]

Hello again regular writer 🥳

[@thecrimsonfkr2818]

Please scribble more

[@deussalt4479]

I love the universe you're building. Each entry is always entertaining and fascinating.

[@erichherman2753]

Thank you for your silly scribbles, you've become one of my faves authors in the hfy and tfos lineup.

[@leightondoswell453]

Fabulous work. Congratulations on a great story.

[@TheMariusDarkwolf]

The universe: "FTL no worky" Humanity: "Excuse you! We didn't agree to that, and I know we sure as frack didn't sign anything like that. Here's our counter offer." Followed shortly by "Hey Bob, hold my beer!"

[@davidvincent5701]

Farm Witch and Legal Regal Eagle are some of the more subtle great story writers to get reviewed or narrated.

[@el3g3le]

10:52 "Here comes humanity... with the Internet." May god have mercy on your soul.

[@brentmartin6833]

I noticed the internet was a later introduction and hopefully the more "spicier" parts even later. Although once connected the kids will probably be hacking the parental blockers.

[@henryarmstrong9300]

Does anyone else find his natural speaking voice pleasantly soothing

[@johnnyrotten3175]

So glad that His throat surgery went well, and to have Him back narrating🥳

[@Kualinar]

One of the Best.

[@qtip392]

HFY FYI, there's been a major breakthrough in the concept of warp drives, they figured out the math that makes generating a warp bubble theoretically possible. Only restriction now is current tech and energy doesn't meet the material and power needs...yet

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

oh so they are finally trickle releasing that 50 year old information then .

[@qtip392]

@@lupaswolfshead9971 the theory may be old, the successful small scale tests proving it are recent to my knowledge

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

@@qtip392 They had a working prototype in the late 90s and the scuttlebut on that is Obama shut the project down When he became president.

[@TheSluglie]

'we reject your reality and replace it with our own' - humans probably

[@mackenziedrake]

Full uplift and follow-up support from someone who can end you in minutes is a pretty sweet deal. It makes sense. It's beautifully told, Agro. Thanks and good evening!

[@artyd42]

This... "memo" literally sounds like a challenge. We all know what happens when someone says impossible.

[@Maeshalanadae]

Well, if the arrangement works, the arrangement works.

[@DragonJohn]

This could really end up going only one of two ways: fluff and rainbows and everyone's happy, or everyone's happy because anyone who isn't disappears.

[@MidnightSmoke]

I hope the future is as bright as the story says it is. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@Uzzgub]

A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

[@coyotehavoc5118]

"Old fantasy novels" bravisimo.

[@UnitedArmsOrganization]

Just wanted to drop you a message. Thank You for all you do, you Sir. Make my work day better, I am a dozer operator and although we are not supposed to have earbuds, I just put in one and listen to you all day.

[@luangu]

"Shop smart! Shop Star-Mart!"

[@deussalt4479]

Another wonderful story from FarmWhich. ❤ For the Agro-rythm!

[@yomogami4561]

if only things were that simple thanks for a fascinating story and narration

[@WingManFang1]

Someone should have warned the alien not to visit our Sea Food restaurants lest they think we eat their kind…

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story; Excellent narration! "Make it so!" 🙂

[@paulqueripel3493]

The giant planets aren't always in close proximity, if anything they spend more time apart than together. They orbit at different rates.

[@andrewerickson6690]

Gotta start somewhere I'd ride that scooter lol

[@charleswidmore5458]

a nice vision of a peaceful galxay

[@luzifershadres]

A good short story. Only one thing missing in my opinion: A free Healthcare joke.

[@merlinathrawes746]

Yep, we're just too stubborn to understand the natural laws of the universe saying "NO".

[@MarrockV]

They're more what you'd call guidelines than actual laws.

[@joecitizen6405]

For the… oh you know, the thing!

[@johnnyrotten3175]

Such a great story, and you narrated it oh so well 🐿️

[@krm1959]

Three cheers for the Terrans !

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo It's not so much that Humans are ambitious, it's more that no one else is.

[@davidragan9233]

Sounds almost more like a Commonwealth, 🧐 I wonder IF AW-Torsion Drives are what they are referring to?

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

ahh a wholesome story nice change of pace 👍

[@alfredsutton4412]

A great story well told. Thank you for sharing your art.

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

I'm lucky enough to have never worked in a job that has memo's 😂

[@USS_Grey_Ghost]

Did you get my memo what memo the memo were sending to many memos ok I’ll send out a memo

[@selador11]

Great story! Thank you. Although, I think I would rather down the wine, and not the glass... LOL

[@MarrockV]

Humanity pack bonds with the entire flipping galaxy.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@ElectricAvenue12Ga]

The start of the first great and bountiful human empire

[@Winterborn1970]

The main character's comment about considering himself as "Terran" reminds me of the Eastern Roman Empire. The nobles spoke Greek, were ethnically Greek but considered themselves Romans.

[@CharlesMartel-bd5du]

If only! Great story.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Somebody always misses the memo its a rule of life.

[@Jakes3130]

Wish we were like that

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest.... Which memo didn't we get this Time???

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

In the UK, squirrel's live in, Dray's ol' son.

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

[@bigswordlittleman3770]

FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!

[@666stonewall]

The memo XD

[@sandrolarocca3113]

Wholesome story and the musik suits this perfect, nice vibes❤

[@t.p.3456]

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

[@genericuser984]

cool

[@thomasschulz2167]

Did we somehow neutralize Lawyers and Politicians? This is agreement is oddly fair dealing.

[@MarrockV]

They were the first ones up against the wall.

[@morescodesup2087]

Space just isn’t cool without FTL

[@jmateus07506]

Supportive comment

[@Jakes3130]

😊

[@siwlasilva]

🌻❤️

[@bloodcult5262]

One more comment for the algorithm

[@leightondoswell453]

Wouldn't it be nice if this was not fiction.

[@oldbutnotdead1]

[@akonikimobautista9307]

Love the way you narrate. You're my favorite. AI narration sucks.

[@milkyblast247]

Yo

[@TheRealInscrutable]

200K

[@merlinwizard1000]

6th, 10 May 2024

[@Whisper555]

RiotFox44 AKA u/FarmWhich4275 writes lots of great stories suitable YT Narration format