An HFY Story : The Gift of a Sandwich | 2344 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

[@ManicPandaz]

It would be ironic if Eldridge horrors were allergic to peanut butter.

[@charlesbravo4224]

As a member of the over 6' an over 230lbs i can attest that sharing food is a great way to start a friendship

[@grega2362]

although a med rare steak makes me even friendlier....

[@DeathclawJedi]

@@grega2362Never underestimate a good Steak Sandwich. Needed items Sirloin steak, scrambled eggs, Munster and or pepper jack cheese and toasted bread of some type (each to their own style of bread thicker the better usually) Smoke the steak with Hickory and cook the eggs and cheese in the smoker to give the cheese a nice smoke flavor too. Fresh tomatoes or even grilled are good too! Then assemble sandwich!

[@jmurray1110]

Potential poisoning might dampen the mood though

[@SuperbeastOR]

Ahh, nothing quite more human than to share our food. For it is not only a bridge across cultures, but also a way for us to say, "We appreciate you and care about your continued existence. So here is some of my own food so you can continue to exist."🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@bearc.5709]

"Here, try some Sriracha on it!"😂😂😂

[@tabithachastain6999]

I imagine the galaxies new friends were extremely delighted to find out just how many kinds of jams/jellies and nut butters humans have created. Not to mention every style of bread

[@CaptainShield]

I've never met a carbohydrate I didn't like.

[@davidvincent5701]

A necklace with a jewel of swirling galaxies. That ambassador will be a wanted person soon. Hello MIB universe. 💥

[@Cottor_OwO]

5:14 love the “extreme percussive maintenance” phrasing of “beating a device so hard it starts working”

[@ironwolfF1]

Never underestimate the power of courtesy. nor a gift's simplicity. After all, it's the thought behind it that counts the most...

[@SilverMKI]

My finger has become fused with the like button. Require further instructions.

[@mattbrown5511]

Leave it there. Use with wisdom and diligence.

[@syvajarvi2289]

💥💥💥💥💥 For the squirrel, for the writer, and for the sammich💥💥💥💥💥

[@jamesdeeds8799]

All hail the Sammich!!!!

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

💥 For the Author 💥 For the Rythm 💥 For the Muff

[@jasonswearingin1009]

PB&J huh makes sense. Food is one of the few things that spreads to other cultures long before said cultures ever meet in person! Also keeping a gift simple yet satisfying is a great means of diplomacy. Grandmas have been doing this to settle feuds throughout and prior to human history. Makes me remember the days in public schools when all the lunch ladies were local grandmothers and they and only they ran that kitchen. I miss those giant homemade sticky gooey warm most mouth watering cinnamon roles that only grandma could make!

[@krispalermo8133]

90minutes before lunch you could Smell the butter boiling in water for potatoes, none of that instant stuff. Or fresh from the oven hot to the touch bread rolls on winter or cold rainy days.

[@robertalexander5892]

I remember those days. The kids nowadays have no idea what they missed.

[@jukkiivi4282]

💥Humans befriending eldritch horrors? Humans sharing food with new friends? That's all the ingredients for a wonderful story. For the Algorithm! For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!💥

[@svenericsson7286]

Sergeant: "All right people, listen up: Today, I will demonstrate how to construct the greatest "peacekeeping tool" known to humanity!" Marine; Wow! What is that, Sergeant?" Sergeant: "The PB&J sandwich!"

[@derekdrake8706]

The human government then spent $1,000,000,000,000.00 on a research project to learn *why* PB&J sandwiches were delicious to aliens, the results of which could be summed up with: "bcuz pb&j is awesome"

[@saiyanprince989]

Never underestimate the effects of a good PB&J.

[@alfredsutton4412]

For the creative author 👍 For the talented voice actor👍 For the algorithm 💥💥💥💥💥

[@lucidlythinking857]

They sound like a combination of the shadows from Babylon 5 and Eldritch horror beings. 💥

[@anathardayaldar]

I was afraid he was going to die of anaphylaxis.

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

Sorry Agro, Missus came round and is now asleep. So here goes, Bravo Sir Encore!

[@dantupper1784]

Almost to.100K!! Damn, wish all diplomacy went that easy.

[@Sanquinity]

Aww, the eldritch horrors of certain death just wanted to be friends. :P

[@trenttrent2786]

You mean things that horror fans call "children"

[@FedralBI]

There is nothing more comforting than a sandwich made by someone who cares. F.T.A.

[@sbritton1313]

"the like mutton has been trying to ignite". . ALL HAIL THE LIKE MUTTON!!!

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest!👽💪🦾👍☄️💫💥

[@johnowen9349]

Thank goodness they weren't allergic to peanuts.

[@ΓιώργοςΤριπόδης]

I appreciate the creative way you approach in order to make as like and subscribe and because of that I will do it.👍

[@chrismorgan1824]

Peanut butter jelly time, 😂😊

[@TheRealInscrutable]

I see the counter is up to 99.7K today. 100K is just around the corner!!

[@chopdog6563]

I know I'm pretty happy when gifted a sandwich.

[@vladyvhv9579]

PB&J. One of humanity's top inventions.

[@liquidpatriot4480]

💥💥💥 For the Squirrel, for the algorithm, for the sandwich!💥💥💥

[@someoneawesome8717]

Lol gotta give the Eldritch being a snack for the sake of peace lol 💥💥

[@CannonRanger1]

Soooooo close to 100k. A preemptive congratulations! You've earned it. Keep em coming!

[@JornanWarden]

💥💥. Perfect story to listen to during lunch!

[@kirstenwyatt9675]

🎉🌟🧨✨️🎆🎇✳️✴️❇️💢💥💣 Explosions for the Narrator!

[@larsharris]

Just wait till they get it on warm, toasted bread. Then on bread right out of the oven.

[@TheTunga]

Ooh, getting so close! I'm hoping you reach the 100k goal by the end of the week Agro Squirrel.

[@markfergerson2145]

A PB&J. How commonplace for us, how exotic for them. Let’s jumpstart that subscribe button, shall we? 💥

[@mackenziedrake]

That's lovely. Food is love.

[@jonlobello7151]

It's the second time I listened to this story. It's fantasiic!

[@Maeshalanadae]

Always do like the friendly eldritch stories. 😊

[@eyllyssaunders5345]

I enjoy the thought that the eldritch abominations not only eat the same stuff as we do and not plutonium or some shit and that they even love it just peak

[@ericlondon2663]

💥💥💥 "..you sunk my battleship!"

[@robertschumacher2707]

Likes PB&J? An alien of refinement and good taste I see.

[@0hscraggydawg]

For the stories, for the sandwich, For the Beard.

[@jakemallory4239]

i was hoping the secondary plot of not being able to meet the human delegate would happen. maybe the delegate was linked with chaos or odd probability making him to be on the species wavelength.

[@ThomasJones-sr1wl]

For Agro, the algorithm and the glory of PBJ! 💥💥💥

[@zanderstevens7581]

Moral of the story women need to stop complaining about men asking them to make them sandwiches. This just goes to show your sandwich making skills might just save the galaxy who knows🤣😂🤣

[@SPY46]

Good thing he didnt have a peanut allergy 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@KroMagnum4]

Best friend maker in the world - a good sammich.

[@deussalt4479]

For the Agro-rythm! For sandwiches!

[@redakroma1]

Already sub'd and liked, but here's an explosion to give it an extra kick; 💥

[@josefhyatt2780]

Great story!!!!

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@barryk5594]

For the creative author For the talented voice actor For the algorithm 💥💥💥💥💥👍

[@IceFiction404]

Perfect. Great story

[@johnnikitakis876]

Explosion emoji

[@deus0rcinus889]

Getting so close now Agro, proud of you buddy

[@slayernoname980]

Don't forget your🧯just in case reactor overheat!

[@ufoe20011]

Hail the skwerl. For the rythm

[@gasydevil6229]

Buying love with food. Interesting

[@robinacreaser7062]

Good story and narration. Thank you.

[@erickamekonapeper4007]

Sequence 0:32 initiated 😊🖖🏼🇺🇸

[@carminedesanto6746]

Can’t beat a good sammich 😊

[@bigjay875]

Ya boyz here we GO!

[@Calaban619]

Before I listen to story, I wonder if the origin of the word (from the Viceroy (Vichy) of Sand) is mentioned, because that would be FUN (edit) ah well, not really any way to fit that one in, it seems

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story; Excellent narration! The sharing of food has always been a great way to improve comradery! I'm just glad the Shih'il didn't have any food allergies! :-) ☀

[@TheUnseen511trees-pz2qn]

They sound like Hermaeus Mora, but more "defined" in shape.

[@carolbrashear6012]

absolutely wonderful!

[@mcrib8330]

Best tub ever

[@deniekes]

💥 Like the stories. ty

[@SLEPhoto]

Good thing the cosmic horrors didn't have allergies.

[@Julianna1220]

id still like to hear more about that necklace the human ambassador received, sounded interesting....... For the Algorithm!

[@ArchonSG1]

💣🧨💥 EXPLOSION!

[@linuxras]

That 100k getting close bro.💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@harlequinems]

Subbed, liked, and commented

[@weirdredpanda]

Here is another like 👍 and an explosion💥. That's not something I've ever said before. 😂

[@bloodcult5262]

I come to say hi. "Greetings others!!"

[@Malron999]

HFY

[@gorasul12]

Dont underestimate the power of a sandwich 😁

[@fabianwood9457]

Good story ,thnx

[@triplejjj6633]

💥 💥 💥 🎉 100k is on the way!

[@jeanannd]

Clicked the like button but it still shows 0 rather then my clicking on it. 🏵 - BOOM best I could do for an explosive emoji. LOL, a historic peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[@cuylerwilliamson3595]

🧨🧨🧨💣💣💣💥💥💥 Awesome Content! Please keep up the amazing work!

[@MMPCTV]

Great Job! 💥💥💥💥💥

[@JBall-hd8bw]

Ok I'll ask, what kind of jelly? 🥪💥

[@jmichaelramirez2510]

Make mine a club.

[@hesaur765]

💥💥💥 Almost at 100k! 💥💥💥

[@wm.tomlinson1434]

excellent

[@kclark8266]

You're getting so close. 99.7! 💥 💥 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@DerpLvIAsian]

💥 for algorythm

[@pduren2001]

Awesome

[@x1tekja]

Whaaat! No milk? Humans are monsters

[@eddierainwalker2816]

💥💥💥 Fusion reactor is stable and at 100% 👍 Full Intensity to the algorithm.

[@scottfitzpatrick7115]

100k is our goal

[@evilraylatiolais]

☢️¡For Al Gore's rhythm!☢️

[@punkabooiscool1111]

Kaboom "demoman noises" 💥

[@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something]

Are you doing ok health wise?

[@merlinathrawes746]

👽🛸🌎☢⚛💥💯k! A very kind gift, though one not without dangers. Luckily, the PB&J was compatible with the Shih'il biology. Even better was that while it took 20 years a way to communicate without harm was found and new friends were made.

[@aakla]

💥