An Impossible Case - Podfic (BSD) - Oneshot

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The Impossible Case
[archiveofourow...]
By: archerwrites
[archiveofourow...]
“Are you married, Dazai?"
Everyone knew this was a ridiculous question. No one like Dazai could possibly find someone willing to put up with him for that long. It was simply a fact of life; the Earth was round and it was a Monday and Dazai was not married.
Or, five times the agency tried to guess Dazai's partner and one time they didn't have to.
TWs
NONE ISNT THAT CRAZY
Bungou Stray Dogs Podfic #bungoustraydogs #bungostraydogs #bungoustraydogs #podfic
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[@Lori.Sylvie]

A little info to anyone who is like “how do they not know it’s Chuuya yet”: Atsushi and Chuuya haven’t (so far) had a face to face interaction in the main series and neither have Chuuya and Kunikida. Also, the agency as a whole only recently even learned that Dazai was ever in the mafia, Kunikida having found out as late as book 8. They would have no logical reason to suspect Chuuya (not that the agency uses logic all that often), especially because Dazai is purposefully trying to throw them off. Thank you for listening to my short (but not shorter than Chuuya) rant.

[@a_no_lifer]

No way this is not Chuuya, I *know* this is Chuuya. Since the beginning. edit: I KNEW IT

[@Lumi1e]

Ranpo was historically laughing i was there i know it☺️💗

[@GenderWhatsThat-cy8fl]

The fact that I'm over 17 minutes in and they still haven't figured it out😭😭😭

[@atangsteater]

Sobbing

[@lizzysmp95]

The way they thought chuuya was a girl. 😂

[@atangsteater]

He’s a queen

[@evobrand1210]

I actually know that one! Glad to see a podfic that won't make me cry, finally!

[@atangsteater]

They are few and far between. This is your fluff food for the month. I suggest rationing it.

[@evobrand1210]

@@atangsteater i noticed that too, better save it for hard times... Or just for later. Probably later. This one is cute.

[@SamiraDinse]

I knew it to

[@Pan._.cakes0]

He’s short enough to be a wife

[@atangsteater]

real

[@Idontknoweither-fu6mi]

Chuuya’s so babygirl he convinced the whole ADA he was dazai’s wife

[@atangsteater]

@@Idontknoweither-fu6mi Chuuya:💖💕💅🥰✨👑💖❤️♥️

[@B3kD2O]

Found this yesterday during school (and saved it for later), but today remembered there was a podfic link on A03 but didn’t expect it to be this one‼️ This is really good though and I enjoyed it very much 🥳 🦀

[@selwan]

Omg your voice sounds so good, especially when you do chuuya's voice, i feel like it sounds like the voice actor ✨️Beautiful, amazing ✨️

[@atangsteater]

Hdskjflsdjflsdkjcklsm

[@simonewarden3269]

What wife? Only Chuuya

[@atangsteater]

Mama of the port mafia is the definition of wife material

[@SamiraDinse]

@@atangsteaterliterely

[@sophieherzog8520]

The audio IS good like this dw (I also want you to know that you’re single-handedly satisfying my cravings for bsd podfics. So thx for that and Kudos to you!)

[@SamiraDinse]

I LOVE THIS FIC

[@AnimePodfics]

OMG I LOVE THIS! Too funny!

[@Emmylamb07]

Us all knowing it was going to be chuuya

[@魂の交換]

I'm his husbandddd Yeeshsytayqiaiiasta st❤️💘

[@atangsteater]

Not if I get to him first 🏃💨

[@Jinx-27]

Cat

[@atangsteater]

Jinko

[@Jinx-27]

Cat 💜

[@Nobody_To_Be_Found]

5:49 im sorry? Theyre detectives but cant tell when a voice is male or female on phone? 😂 honestly wouldn't put it past the lore or cannon tbh.

[@dr.c6260]

Goofy