AN INCOHERENT SKYRIM ROLEPLAY | Scrote of the World

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Your financial support quite literally saved this series. If you fancy contributing to The Laughing Treasury pop on over to the patreon to see all the new and daft wee rewards! www.patreon.com/thelaughingsimon (Yes KZbin did copyright strike this video as I hit publish. Yes I did have to private it so I could re-edit, re-render and reupload it. Yes making a living on KZbin is a perilous journey. And yes that is even more reason to join The Laughing Crew and help keep this boat afloat!)

[@IamH8ted]

Is perfect timing my brother. You have no idea how much I need something like this right now.❤❤❤

[@TheViolentDwarf]

CAPTAIN FANNYBONES IS BACK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

[@gemmalow6515]

I know right? Praise the 9, he is back

[@kingcos19]

My summer is complete

[@InternetsDadGaming]

My headcanon now is that the Captain was the one who suggested throwing Alduin in the future for someone else to deal with. Sounds like something he'd do, and it's been so long he'd easily forget, not realizing he's having to clean up his own mess.

[@MrMortull]

That is... kinda brilliant.

[@kingcos19]

I like it

[@TheLaughingSimon]

If I had the modding smarts this would have been a tremendous reveal 😂

[@InternetsDadGaming]

@@TheLaughingSimon I don't know how far ahead you are in the actual game compared to the current videos, but theoretically when it gets to the cutscene where they open the elder scroll and you see the past and learn the dragonrend shout, you could just edit in audio of yourself breathing heavily off screen and be like "Sorry I'm late, *insert excuse you find funny*, Oh did you end up doing my idea Felldir? Right on you make it someone else's problem" or something along those lines

[@HexonDevelopment]

@@InternetsDadGaming That is funny but i think it would be better if the captain made another character which is fannybones but alive, then use the third person camera thing to record himself infront of a green screen and just place him into the flashback via editing.

[@TheEmeraldWeirdo]

"Oh, you're not Arngeir, you're the guy who looks like Gollum." Best line in a video full of great lines!

[@JMurdochNZ]

I can now tick "see a reanimated scottish pirate skeleton give a dragon a dental exam" off my bucket list. Thanks Simon, i was worried that one was going to be impossible.

[@TheWorstPartyMember]

If this whole pirating thing doesn't work out I think The Captain has a promising backup gig as a dragon dentist.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Big Parthy needs it too, did you see how some of those teeth undulated when he spoke? 😬

[@GerinoMorn]

2:56 To people who haven't spent time in enough of our lovely climate that "thing your voice does" is "speaking Scottish"

[@c0r]

18:37 that cut to silence as he blankly stares into the camera was so *unsettling*

[@theMikeness]

The only person the Captain doesn't talk over, is Paarthurnax. Mezmerizing.

[@chrisriley2321]

Clearly, Sven didn't learn from Vaas about the definition of "insanity"

[@CorrodedMoon]

sven just walking into the mist endlessly was hilarious Im so happy to see this series back, i love this series so much, thank you for making these videos :D

[@tia7520]

The captain: let's try not to wake anyone Me: let's cause a ruckus!

[@TheDoctor1194]

"It was a bit of banter, don't worry about it!" -Captain Fannybones after a FORCEful argument with a goat

[@reddrunner]

Return of the Captin and the Laughing Crew!

[@Dragonkitty_101]

Woooo the start of season 4!!!! Captain Fannybones accompanies me through most of my day, so I'm so excited to have more content!!! I've shamelessly been sharing Captain Fannybones with anyone who would listen in my life. This surprisingly hinged sekeleton and severly unhinged crew are so fun to adventure with. I hope to soon be in a financial position to support the channel's patreon. Thanks for reading my rambles, whoever got it this far into the comment. Hope you have a good day.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I'm having a very good day! And thanks for sharing around the adventures!

[@ONIBetaV]

Sven has to be the Captain's ears because the Captain only has a mouth.

[@cerestrial8591]

CAPTAIN YOURE BACK! We all have scurvy and the ship has a hole in it, sorry!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?

[@dianasoowianiuk2251]

HONEY WAKE UP, CAPTAIN FUNNYBONES IS BACK IN THE GAME Love to googly eyes BTW 😅

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I also love the googly eyes! 👀

[@emryste]

18:58 obviously the greybeards' power is so vast that arngeir's mild annoyance at being woken up resulted in reality itself breaking ever so slightly (12:52 being able to move Paarthurnax's mouth is just golden LOL that mod is a gift that keeps on giving)

[@TheLaughingSimon]

The VRIK, HIGGS and PLANCK mod combo _enables me_

[@mattlewis8889]

Oh Captain My Captain. Cheers to seeing you back!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

🍺

[@CrzzyCat]

I was so confused when I clicked on the video the first time and it was Immideately taken down. . . Glad it's up now, tho! KZbin can be a pain in the butt. It's so cool that you can continue this series! I'm thankful to all the people who contributed to this. :')

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I basically got the strike notification as I was hitting publish 😭

[@lauradove1240]

​@@TheLaughingSimon But why? Who exactly are you offending? Well, other than just about everyone. In Skyrim, that is.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Worse, I offended Square Enix' music department

[@TheDoctor1194]

This series is gold! Glad to see the adventure continues :)

[@MrSpock..]

ah it's been a long while. the background music at 5:00 feels like an old friend! sven being sven. cheers for a new adventure with the crew and the captain!! oh captain my captain, happy to see you back.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Happy to be back!

[@casc-ws3gb]

Thanks for putting a smile on my face today ☺️, didn't think anything could at this point.

[@Amysgaff]

hope all is well🙏🏻

[@TheLaughingSimon]

That's what I'm here for! Here's to today being a bit better than yesterday and tomorrow being a bit better than today💙🏴‍☠

[@truncatedGrip]

sven was doin his best w that brisk wind! he was in his undies after all, very brave of him to fight the cold breeze anyway

[@Snipergreen235]

YESSS!!! My 4 month old an i have been binge watching your series! She hears your voice and gets all happy!!!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Your child will grow up to be a very stable, well balanced human being I can tell these things.

[@xenn3x]

When Lydia went off the cliff (almost)... Unexpected shout lols.

[@ricbulow]

Did you just.... nonchalantly slap Arngeir?!!! The nerve!

[@Noobzlikeu]

Nah, he deserves it. The only thing on that mountain worthy of any respect is Partysnax.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

It's fine it was just banter

[@TinaLynn]

'didn't feel a thing' - partysnax

[@crazyguy32100]

0:56 "If you wanted me to shut up you could have just asked". I seriously doubt anyone here wants that.

[@hello-jy9hf]

had to pause this as the moment i sat to watch this video a tree in our yard fell over from rot and struck some lines

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Not often someone's life is more chaotic than the Captain's but here you are.

[@hello-jy9hf]

@@TheLaughingSimon all's well either way, we have a woodstove. easiest load of firewood ever. tell the Cap it'll be fine

[@oleanderpigeon5843]

Hilarious video, as always! Can't wait to see what you're actually supposed to do for the main quest because I just happened to find the elder scroll while I was fucking around and could never be arsed to go back and do it the proper way 😅

[@cmyates42]

Time for some new buggery on the high seas.

[@Gradgar]

I'm not a doctor but I am seriously concerned for Sven's bladder.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Sven is the only person in Skyrim that needs to pee. If anything he's the only one on the crew _without_ a bladder problem! Except for the Captain of course. Because he doesn't have a bladder. Because he's a skeleton...

[@DearestGrimm]

God damn this is my favorite series on KZbin. You need to do some sort of collab with either iamcrusty or spiffingbrit.

[@Spitfire576]

I fucking LOVE IamCrusty!

[@GingerFrogo]

Saving the world just for treasure is a great reason, all for the chance of finding gold 😂

[@TheLaughingSimon]

My thinking exactly!

[@Sakurai_3]

I wonder how Captain Fannybones came about to Skyrim or Tamriel in fact. Did he awake in a ruin? Did he sail from another place? Hmmm... 😅

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Maybe he was unearthed by an over eager archeologist? Maybe he was summoned by a novice necromancer that couldn't control him? Maybe he drowned trying to fish for leather boots at the bottom of the ocean? The Captains memory isn't what it used to be.

[@Sakurai_3]

@@TheLaughingSimon Maybe.. 🤔 haha

[@vashtanerada5951]

This season has a lot coming for us. We can start the college of winterhold questline or we do the civil war questline. I think I prefer to see our captain participate in the treaty in the round table but the treaty doesn't seem very interesting itself. Thanks for the content

[@theecraftyghost]

19:44 had me DYING!! 🤣

[@RandomisedCrab]

For once, the yt algorithm brought something amazing my way. I'm now going to binge every video on this channel as I've pissed myself laughing at this one

[@mariblue72]

I highly recommend his videos on dragging characters - the Aventis one was my first Laughing Simon video and it had me in tears. I haven't looked back since.

[@RandomisedCrab]

@@mariblue72 Shall do, cheers!

[@tia7520]

This was the best way to start my morning. Glad Noone else was home so I could laugh as loudly as I wanted

[@nameless5413]

senseless mayhem or your usual captain's LAND adventure. seems like it will be funny as per usual

[@HelloMrDino]

imma say it.....HALF OF HIS VIDEOS I HAVE NO IDEA WTF HES SAYING XD....but i still watch them

[@williammatthews7735]

This was hilarious all the way through

[@animegod1281]

Hooray! You're back! :)

[@Bonnibrit]

You're not just our captain You're family💙part of the laughing crew till I die ☠️☠️☠️

[@TheLaughingSimon]

[@ertialady_gamez]

Yay! Always good to see the Captain!

[@abagoffrozenspinach]

so glad to see a continuation of my favourite awful skeleton captain series!!!

[@marystone860]

Another funny as F%#@ video! The Last Dragonborn:' Now, I know how the Hero of Kavatch felt!' "Who is now Lord Sheogorath, LOL!'

[@ralphforbes5807]

He's back! Let's goooo!

[@franzleopold503]

I just randomly came across your channel and you are already my favorite Skyrim KZbinr! Love the Fannybones series!

[@iaincrawford8004]

New subscriber here. This really has to be the most hilarious Skyrim playthrough i've ever watched, absolutely fantastic It's also a delight after the many Skyrim players i've watched on KZbin, that i finally find a fellow Scot doing the best playthrough ever

[@Turtle-Melon]

All hands on deck, the Captain has returned!

[@evankern5219]

Welcome back, Cap’n

[@MetaSieg]

The Captain is back!

[@apollowilliams1158]

12:20 simon yall have to be one old OOLLDD skeleton to be older then parthanax, the man is really old, like dawn of humanity old

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Captain Fannybones fighting off the dragons at the dawn of humanity is a very metal origin story.

[@gojiberry7201]

All right, more Captain Fannybones adventures! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@nicolaschreiner5435]

I see my favorite scotts vid i click i feel happieness

[@lyssam100]

The music in the Partysnaxx sections was pure choice ngl

[@SotiCoto]

Oh, by the way, I've already done what you said about battering the rotters back in time. Through the wonders of VR I managed to grab one of them in the cutscene and broke the scripting, as well as spacetime itself.

[@peterlarkin762]

Dragon Sausage flavoured ParthySnaax are a merch opportunity waiting to happen.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Dragon themed street vender called ParthySnaax I'm going to be a trigillionare.

[@peterlarkin762]

@@TheLaughingSimon Just make sure you add health warnings such as 'may contain traces of fanny bones' etc, and bring a few dragon fruit sambos for the vegans.

[@tonukefraser543]

9:52 “A nice wee fire” Foreshadowing 101

[@iggyizz]

Been looking forward to this for too long. So happy the captain is back. 💜💜🔥💚💚

[@TheLaughingSimon]

💙💙🤍🤍

[@kaivoisin7715]

7:30 since when are you a Campbell?! 😂

[@skipsal]

Ivarstead really is the new Glencoe

[@kaivoisin7715]

*exhasperated Lamont sigh*

[@Motavia0]

The Captain is back boooooyyyys

[@mynameislunkk_8612]

I really love the editing of these videos, it's always super high quality. Getting hi from the US

[@montaviasable]

El Capitan Fannybones returns. This is a good day not to die.....unless your Nazeem

[@magicpyroninja]

5:47 You just stand in that wind and heal yourself constantly. Raise your restoration fast

[@kittyIzzy532]

So excited to see you back! Wish i had the funds to join rhe laughing crew! Maybe one day!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

No worries at all, I'd much rather you make sure to take care of yourself first! 💙🏴‍☠

[@Myarose2000]

THE CAPTAIN IS BACK!

[@thedukeofcats6616]

I think Sven need some gantlets he looks a little chilli

[@TheLaughingSimon]

But Sven loves the cold! Why else would he run headfirst into a deadly blizzard, repeatedly, like over and over and over again until intervention?

[@Malachiaya]

So glad you're still able to put these videos out man, absolutely love your Skyrim videos, they bring me a lot of joy 😂 if I could financially support you I would but I'm in no position to at the moment

[@PoloWolf47]

By far my favourite series on KZbin! I remember watching the first few videos of the series as they came out :)

[@eddycorny3556]

WE ARE SO BACK!! WOOOOO

[@Ragnarokxx-sr9ee]

CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN FANNYBONES RETURNS!!!

[@PirateDogg]

Oh hell yes. The captain is BACK

[@dima_keller]

Just when depression hits hardest, captain comes to save my sorry ass Not all heroes wear capes... Or skin really 😅

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Not all heroes wear skin>>>Not all heroes wear capes. Hope the depression has eased up a bit. Keep fighting the good fight!

[@floralshadows]

YESSSS!!!!! WE MISSED YOU!!

[@sophduncshep7725]

Sven is personifying the man fights cloud meme 😂😂😂

[@MrSpock..]

noooo you didn't find the secret zelda chest on the scrote of the world!! just imagine Miraak in the link tunic!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Is that an AE thing? VR doesn't have that :(

[@MrSpock..]

@@TheLaughingSimon ahh it's only on the switch. Oh well!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

...that makes a lot more sense actually.

[@iancopsey8960]

Oh captain my captain

[@zefft.f4010]

I saw you upload last night, but I've been saving it until now. Friday, just got back from the job, got some good food and the CAPTAIN RETURNS. Not too shabby! Not too shabby at all!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Not too shabby indeed 🍺🥙🥞

[@Jishwaaaaa2]

WOOOOOOOOO LETS GOOOO THE CAPTAIN IS BACK!!!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK

[@ElizabethCooper-xl8wd]

Glad yer back, fekkin brilliant ya daft bastard! Cheers and tanx in advance!

[@georgianbay9589]

Love watching your videos , wish more people had your channel recommended to them.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Cheers for the donation bud! I seem to get put in recommendation jail from time to time but it's all good, I have enough mad bastards here to keep this boat afloat!

[@bonxiii9053]

Love the FFIX music since it’s my favorite one.

[@IamH8ted]

Thats not a toilet!!! 😂😂 Its just a bit of banter. 😂😂😂 Such a dumpling. I need a shirt❤❤❤

[@ATardigrade]

Captain my Captain!

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

I love seeing the laughing crew, and Sven , back 👍

[@lauradove1240]

Yay! I missed you, Cap'n. Very smooth ride, no gravol required... ❤

[@NolanCurry-y2x]

“They used it to..cast a drift on the currents of time.” ….Wait a minute they made there problem the captain’s problem”.funny

[@internetlurker1850]

1:18 Maybe too wishful of a wishful thinking 🤣

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

"Do you know why I live here?" Ya're a dragon, an dragons like mountains?

[@michaelmclaren4234]

Welcome back Captain

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Good to be back! 💙🏴‍☠

[@michaelmclaren4234]

Been playing Skyrim on PS5 got up to level 60 before releasing 1st dragon!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

@@michaelmclaren4234 That sounds about right!

[@michaelmclaren4234]

Dragons and Miraak get in the way....😂

[@mikejett2733]

No this is coherant rimsky

[@Anonymousrando-uz9sn]

Clear Skies; would be useful in the U.K, and 2nd best weather related shout.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

With the heat I've had over the past couple days I wouldn't mind a Cloudy Skies shout.

[@Collisto2435]

HE'S BACK!

[@rocketpalm7320]

cAPTY DADDY FANNY BONES !!!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

[@theecraftyghost]

Follow the exaptain of the cample!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheLaughingSimon]

[@Niklas_N]

We all need some Captain Fannybones and the laughing crew in our lives