an SM64 speedrun race, but I was forced to do THIS before I can start

[@Squeex]

we laughed, cried, fell in love all in one video

[@adamlanghans]

Well, you cried -_-

[@dn275]

I mean this in the nicest way. Your pillarless was painful 🤣

[@paulmiller6431]

Loved the colab :)

[@TheYoungonex]

Bazinga

[@studebaKer]

dude you're actually mad funny

[@Sti.10]

Squeex is like a sitcom character that speedruns Mario 64 lmao

[@ashrindel]

He keeps reminding me of Cartman with his mannerisms.

[@Jadenity]

I legit hope Squeex makes it big. I love his sense of humor

[@sk1tee]

Ok

[@OmowiHY]

He's getting there and I'm so happy to see it happening.

[@lumitsukii]

he has like double simplys viewers now

[@Jadenity]

@@lumitsukii Yep, I watch a lot of his content. I'm so glad he made it big!

[@lukeari8777]

The chemistry of you two is so top tier! I need more of this duo

[@S1lv3r1]

Squeex is hysterical holy shit. It's very rare that I see a content creator I like do a collab with another creator that I didn't know about, and end up liking it. But Squeex was actually really funny in this.

[@Zachafinackus]

Ayo, the portal gun can shoot portals almost infinite distances. You shoot a portal on the moon in the end of the last game for goodenss sakes lol.

[@MaoMavo]

simply moon selfcest

[@Blucario90]

you could see the chat erupting over that

[@Brian-tu3gw]

you just have to account for the curvature of the earth

[@chimp9465]

@@Brian-tu3gw ???? Its flat though

[@Yudalol]

@@Brian-tu3gw yea you’d only be able to shoot the gun at the horizon but still would be insanely fast travel

[@dsrecs]

Squeex is great. His laugh is infectious. More Squeex content, please.

[@perezynkrs1]

Because everyone is stoned I'm not I don't do drugs or drink thankfully

[@perezynkrs1]

@@onechippyboi it is good I don't need to lower myself into drinking or doing drugs

[@perezynkrs1]

@@onechippyboi I care and that's all that matters to me

[@CabbageGod]

@@perezynkrs1 well why tf you telling us then?

[@perezynkrs1]

@@CabbageGod because i can that's why

[@poiklp5615]

"I missed a bp too man. Wait technically I missed a world record." What a flex.

[@ZeeChristoph]

These two have beautiful chemistry.

[@BCfightan]

Hey this race gave me a cool idea for a future video maybe? Basically just a normal race except each player would decide on some crazy or difficult strats that you would HAVE to do in the run. You wouldn’t be able to just stack strats that only one of you could do for instance, since BOTH players would be contributing. Obviously no TAS only stuff, but the harder the strat the better the content right? 😎 Anyway, I don’t know anything about this game besides what you and Miz put in your videos so you might have to work out some kinks; like if the strats rotate per race, or if they stay the same, etc etc, but I think it’d be a lot of fun! Great video as always mang and good luck with your runs

[@_PeachSoda]

This idea sounds pog, just ban things like carpetless (obviously) or anything requiring a GWK. Just don't get Weegee in the tournament

[@totalphantasm]

Simply casually forgetting that portal 2 literally ends with you putting a portal on the goddamn MOON I stg

[@bbkiljan]

The banter brings this to S tier.

[@Oakshield2]

He's so sneakily passive-aggressive. It's kinda fun.

[@KornersquaredMike]

This whole vid is just two dudes bein Mario bros. Love the vibe

[@Emergent_Candy5]

This was so much fun to watch, these two have such a great sense of humor that compounds when they race 😊

[@Essman614]

12:15 My commercial was so perfectly timed I thought with his angle he was going straight into Wet Dry

[@drowned5227]

You two are so funny together, great content

[@pr00t33]

Squeex’s laugh is so similar to Reckful’s. Its nice :)

[@all5stars]

me : I'm pretty good at wordle. *simply speedrun 2 wordles* me: oh wait my mistake, I'm shit at wordle.

[@waterlmao]

Squeex is surprisingly relatable and funny considering his age (48)

[@Snip3rkid97]

damn, I hate to be the bearer of bad news... (for legal reasons, this is a joke)

[@ayoitscat]

@@belledelphine3391 just a meme, he's 28 I believe but chat loves to clown on him for being old

[@dn275]

That was really fun! Should do more stuff with Squeex! It’d be hype af to see him do a flawless run in a race.

[@joelandrewgibson4820]

PORTAL 2 ENDING SPOILERS: Chell shoots a portal at the moon at the end of Portal 2, there's no reason that you cannot shoot portals to other parts of our own planet.

[@decafjose]

“Cuz everyone’s stoned” -I am stoned right now 😂😂😂

[@relaxingkoty5333]

Why are you guys so funny together.

[@phoneticfinatic2710]

Amazing vid, such fun chemistry to watch!

[@kennynakawaki]

3:00 BRUH SIMPLY TOO GOOD 🤣

[@hjallie]

How could you not love Squeex

[@Jaybe8891]

"Its going to be so sad if you lose this" *Looks at time left in the video* Yeah he lost this

[@TheNetflixGamer]

Ummm more races w squeex? Other handicaps I dunno man I like the duo wanna see it again

[@brettwolven6390]

More stuff with the Squeexster please

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Simply _destroyed_ that handicap. xD Get that squeaky boy!

[@jacknorris8593]

This whole vid gonna be a Kobrah highlight

[@amaxem3]

New Simply upload 👀

[@misasouppy]

Squeex vid POGGERS

[@curtiscoffin2255]

Simply + Squeex is my favorite combo so far

[@bsperoz]

15:38 It's true...Guess he didn't need 3 after all.

[@SlammerFr]

we need a new squeex simply collab in 2024

[@cameronduncan4801]

12:25 “I’m in this guy”

[@radiomarz4670]

woahwoahwoahwoahwoah, chell shot a portal onto the moon i think it has some range

[@kennynakawaki]

Man that Squeex is kinda annoying, Simply wasn’t having any of his BS 😂

[@ricerocketrider4243]

The portal gun reached the moon from Earth. I think it could reach the other side of the world.

[@rotayl6082]

Squeex is so actually so funny bro he deserves more recognition, and the combo of Simply and Squeex is just great. Need more of you two :)

[@MrOldesg]

You edited the thumbnail! I've seen it! You're on!

[@christianheaps9711]

SQUEEZ

[@Gibstack]

This video is just really funny lmao

[@masonwoods8534]

Lmao this is a great vid.

[@stopreadingthisfools1465]

The original title to the video was "Some Mario Speedrunner thought he could beat me in a race..."

[@adamwatkins8262]

Please more content with squeex

[@infectet100]

The portal gun go's to the moon so i geuss it can connect around the world xD

[@dinospumoni5611]

Squeex is so likeable.

[@MichaelCAllen-ln4il]

Is ghost used often? I heard crane was supposed to be the best starter so I avoid using it, I always open with Ghost, is that a new best start or simplys personal start?

[@zeldaprime]

simplys personal

[@idontwritecomments]

‘Arise’ is the best opening word. If you don’t get more than 2 correct letters then type ‘Count’. That’s all the vowels plus 5 of the most common consonants.

[@sebcollins539]

loveeee squeex

[@bsperoz]

14:05 3! 3! 3!

[@Anyonewhos]

I love coming back to this video! Feels good man 😂

[@TheBlazingmoYT]

When you're faster and smarter than a scammer lol

[@jesuschrist9136]

It'd be interesting to see you do a race with someone worse than you BUT you're not allowed to do any of the conventional 16-star stars.

[@ThePerfectKiosk]

RIP Bowser's sub

[@pr00t33]

I like this squeex dude!!

[@popocaca124]

great vid

[@NJglorifiedcrew]

Squeex is so funny man

[@sardineman563]

Simply, how was your capture card, and where did you get it?

[@misasouppy]

Is Squeex name really that bad for SEO? I feel most runners are afraid of mentioning his name

[@nyaaguy354]

1:03 all those copiums XD

[@CabbageGod]

This guy's humor and laugh reminds me of Rich Campbell

[@frequensea9434]

Lblj in 16 star kind of confuses me since the only sblj isn’t allowed. But every other blj is. Just silly

[@nanopi]

if you doubt the portal gun play Portal 2

[@Sugar3Glider]

The portal goes to the moon

[@micahking541]

FUNNYER THAN DREAM NGL [NOT GOINA LIE]

[@nicholaspiazza6782]

The comedic editing in this is choice

[@averyborgelt8656]

Simply I love your hair

[@mczyk17]

Bruh i was gonna click the video anyways, i sware

[@B1u35ky]

Square enix, the man

[@fujster]

There is a full proof method to complete them fast. check the world record for wordle.

[@SilentSlayer13]

Squeex is legitimately such a funny guy

[@KBNKO]

Yay!

[@Meatstik0]

portal gun went to the moon, pretty sure it can go to border countries

[@Tikorito248]

blunt also means not sharp.... i dont think wordle was thinking about a blunt a stoner would have

[@kolleo7]

i love squeeze even though he is old

[@TheYoungonex]

Squeex simply best

[@ZumoDePapaya]

These thumbnails give me straight brain damage

[@Sugar3Glider]

My stick gets wobbly... **whine**

[@keithgraham8588]

Elden Ring fans are basically the new Fortnite kids lmao those guys were so mad for no reason XD

[@SkillsofAWESOMENESS]

Bro Squeex is actually pretty funny

[@hassicortez]

THIS

[@brodie6858]

Squeex reminds me of reckful, he’s so funny

[@micahking541]

THERES NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE N64 AND EPU AND USA ARE ORIGINAL RELEASES BUT NOT IN JAPAN SO JAPAN = SHINDOU MARIO 64

[@tutis9292]

wow im early, new simply upload lets goo!!

[@quigonkenny]

Blunt was a word long before weed was discovered.

[@kolleo7]

frick squeeze

[@Sickolas7]

when will good thumbnails come back to youtube

[@dombaylon6480]

Oh shucks we’re early

[@maniobras]

XD

[@nayruc.2717]

I never wanted Simply to win so bad lol

[@OmowiHY]

Why?

[@markkelly4077]

Honestly that guy is pretty much just Miskif

[@rudeboi7916]

Fake?

[@rud5101]

Squeex is too funny

[@AngelFlores-in9vw]

That other guy was weird don’t stream wit him no more

[@103474az]

Am I the only one who didn't really like squeex obviously my opinion means nothing but idk he's voice is just annoying to me and he forces a lot of his jokes almost like he's trying too hard for content nothing wrong with it just not my cup of tea

[@as3609]

Seems like it's just you.

[@mrclean5146]

@Dylan I agree

[@mrclean5146]

He's like a less funny mizkif if that is even possible. He doesn't stfu

[@sloppyphart7879]

Nah, I didn't find him funny at all, either. There are people in these comments calling him "hysterical". They must have extremely low standards. He's just irritating to listen to.

[@Miphos]

THIS