Analytics Are Everything

The guys dive into the NFL Draft, Cutsy's arrival to twitter, Buy/Sell Segment and finish it off with Snake Draft Top 5 Candy's
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[@Ryno05]

“It’s Reese’s pieces peeces” could be the most insane line I have ever heard. Joey d is gold 😂

[@KyleLeonard-in5qq]

Poor Joe needs some serious education on the Reese's product lineup. "Reese's Pieces Butter Cups" is one of the more outrageous proclamations I've ever heard, but it had me rolling on the floor laughing. Never change, Giuseppe D. Never change.

[@to8860]

Because Joey has the mind of a 6 year old.....

[@jayblue3384]

Reeses made it probably 3 yrs ago 😅 same time they did the peanut ones

[@iamjacquesbarjon]

Just to recap, he was wrong in 3 different ways with one topic: 1) The brand is called "Reese's Pieces". WRONG. 2) The small ones are called "Reese's Piece's Peecee's". WRONG. 3) The cups are called "Reese's Pieces Butter Cups". WRONG. Guy has no real job, has all week to prepare, and can't even get his 1-1 pick right. Only Joey Da, man.

[@kyle5312]

​@@iamjacquesbarjon excellent breakdown

[@danielmooney5422]

joey d thinking he can slip away with the reese’s peanut butter cups after clearly saying reese’s pieces is absolutely diabolical

[@swayz9979]

that was hysterical. especially seeing Mikey immediately look shocked that Reese's Peanut Butter cup was not said hahah

[@iamjacquesbarjon]

@@swayz9979 Mikey V really should have put his foot down. You can't get away with a move like that.

[@danielmooney5422]

@@iamjacquesbarjonat least we got some hand up accountability from the young man

[@Banks20]

"Really thru me for a wrinkle"

[@BaseballSwagger1000]

“reeses pieces pieces” is absolutely insane

[@ioannismastorakis7398]

honestly it’s hard to even fathom the thought process Joe went through with that first pick 😂 Guy speaks like he’s overcoming a language barrier even though he’s literally from Canada

[@mike1975a]

"Out of 'Barnaby' Vancouver" 😅

[@jeffreyallen862]

“REESES PIECES IS THE BRAND” is insane 😂

[@Scrazles]

The pure frustration Mikey V was going through during the whole Reese debacle had me dieing 😂

[@NDreece]

"That really threw me for a wrinkle", said no one in history (besides Joey D).

[@G-zb2jm]

🫣 Mikey V’s face when that was said 53:39 😂

[@jarenyoung9831]

Joe’s face after “you’re going to get eviscerated in the comments” is hysterical

[@Joegonzo1]

Time stamp? Lol

[@ramblob]

53:02 . Guy really is one of a kind

[@Joegonzo1]

@@ramblob 😂😂😂 flabbergasted

[@boxcarkid82]

The fact that beardown and the boys let Joey get away with taking the Cups is criminal. You get what you pick, and he picked the pieces.

[@jmakin_the_mongoose2967]

peecee’s*

[@humchan2k]

My love for Beardown grows by the week. JoeD is literally the most insane person I've ever encountered.

[@gabestacy8792]

Joey D’s take to start the top 5 is absolutely diabolical

[@BartG87-]

"Threw me for a wrinkle" ! Joe fuckin' kills me man 😂😂

[@benfaupel431]

Joey D looks like he just got back from a bowling tournament with that shirt, absolute circus

[@MidwestFarmToys]

Yeah I dunno what these guys are talking about, that shirt has GOT to go.

[@carsonrames8710]

Looks like he went into Tony Soprano’s closet

[@zanemoyer5991]

Cutsy’s brain needs to be studied by the highest doctors… dude is insane

[@rorycoons2371]

He didn’t even say peanut butter cups when he picked it. Wild he thinks thats what the brand is called. 😂😂😂

[@Sandmandud]

Every week. I get reminded that dude Joey lives in his own world hahahaha

[@danworthington]

Joey D getting the Reese’s debate so wrong and feeling he is 100% right is an all-time Joey D prime moment. Reminds me when he was debating SOUTH-ERN vs Southern 😅

[@stevenhendrickson1326]

Which episode was that? I’ve gotta see this. Musta missed it

[@danworthington]

@@stevenhendrickson1326 Off top of my head can’t remember. they all just auto-play consecutively haha

[@brettolson3905]

@@danworthington It was a BDS episode with Keegan Bradley after hole 17 in the cart. An all time Joey D moment.

[@PabloTheLegend]

“Better rug” getting no pop hurt bobs feelings

[@thepossieguy]

Might be the craziest instance of cutsy mis speaking ever in a pod all it would of taken is some hand up accountability but bro was so sure of himself lmao

[@iamjacquesbarjon]

If you're just getting to the podcast, skip ahead to 46:52. You won't regret it. I just spent the last five minutes laughing hysterically. Just an all-timer.

[@ciaranmcgrath4519]

I’ve played Mikey finally snapping at 49:15 back about 40 times and honestly I think it’s the most I’ve ever laughed watching this pod 😂😂 absolute gold

[@rasdub]

@@ciaranmcgrath4519 bruh, same! I made it a gif as well. LMAO!!

[@Surman74]

Re watching this clip is even better just watching Bob's excitement at the full scale meltdown that's about to happen.

[@iamjacquesbarjon]

@@Surman74he’s so nonconfrontational, he loves Joe, and he loves content so you can tell he doesn’t wanna call him out. But he knows right off the bat that Reese’s Pieces and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are two different things which is why he asks the first question. Mikey’s faces are really the best though. His eyes when Joe first says Reese’s Pieces is gold. Somebody needs to clip that.

[@ciaranmcgrath4519]

@@rasdub haha it’s brilliant bro 😂

[@davidwall8344]

Joe, you didn’t just say it wrong. You just simply don’t know what you’re talking about when it comes to the brand “Reese’s”

[@mikeingrassia4742]

it's reeses pieces peeeeeeeceeees that's the name ! Flabbergasted at the level of stupidty and that's what makes this the greatest pod in the world!! cheers to another banger of an episode. The analytics will be off the charts

[@michaelbaynham8666]

Reese's Pieces Peecees is the most insane thing I've ever heard

[@Jb-wi7xq]

Hes incredibly dumb

[@jeremiahfuertes5960]

Joey killing me man hahaha. To flub on the pieces and then follow up with the saying "threw me for a wrinkle" is peak comedy.

[@joshkennemur786]

Joe with an absolute fumble with the number 1 pick. The boys let him off with a tuck-rule fumble

[@dancegirlallmylife]

Bob not telling Joe about the Sauna birthday gift is a real dick move lol. And the giving FP a gift that was free and now he has to do sponsorship promos for it is hilarious 😆. Then to top it off Joe does Reese’s pieces peanut butter cup line just tops it off lol

[@lannyhiggs4216]

Joey D selling the eastern standard time is just ridiculous when the guy does KZbin videos for a living lol. He can sleep into whenever he wants. Such a pampered little baby he is becoming

[@jdemare86]

lol kick rocks bro

[@lannyhiggs4216]

You know you are and the boys bust your balls about it all the time lol

[@GS7_]

After hearing Skittles at 4, Bob wins in a landslide this week. very, very strong showing from the young man.

[@MidwestFarmToys]

Nah. He had to get rid of the Twix and replace it with something else. So much stuff available at that round. I think Joey D won, He shouldn't have got the PB cups pick, but since he did he should win

[@GS7_]

@@MidwestFarmToys hard disagree. source - i am willy wonka

[@MidwestFarmToys]

@@GS7_ I am Billy Wonka, your dad. I raised you better than this

[@GS7_]

@@MidwestFarmToys my dad is Wilbur Wonka, a dentist, who i despise, thank you very much.

[@dartfrog6439]

​@@MidwestFarmToys Snickers seemed like the smart play

[@heatherbeethyname]

Hahaha Mikey V knowing we’re coming for blood over the Reese’s Pieces PCs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Don’t look at the comments Joe”

[@1g8trfan]

Unbelievable Joe thought it was Reese’s pieces peecees

[@OutsideYouGolf]

to be fair to Joe on the Reese's pick, I know he has brought up the Reese's pieces issue before. Unfortunately the guy just doesn't care for being wrong so you cant ever correct him lmao

[@tksfordays9425]

Nobody taking the Cadbury mini eggs is outrageous. Also Joe acts like he’s overcoming a language barrier 🤣

[@MidwestFarmToys]

Those are gross. Way too rich.

[@nickjohanson7724]

Just the best Brilliantly Dumb Show to date. Hands down.

[@jakeedwards5317]

The AI Willy Wonka with the “analytics are everything” thumb nail is too good

[@quentins6249]

Nah man I’ve never heard anything more outrageous than “Reese’s Pieces Piecees” that’s next level

[@johnmulichak5878]

We're not letting Joey get away with Reese Cups after he repeatedly stated "Reese's Peecees". We used to be a proper country.

[@justinwalker3650]

The committee letting cuts get the reeces cups is a bang job. It’s obvious it fucked up beardowns whole draft. He pretzel jobbed his way into the cups. Cmon cuts. Bob with the W this week for sure. Have a day gents.

[@daveverbiak4424]

Watching Mikey's head exploding listening to Joey tryiny to distinguish between pieces and peesees is priceless

[@gangstar954]

"Sometimes I have a wrong way with words" is what really should be on Cutsy grave stone lol

[@HarryThicccy]

I mean the fact that Bob getting FP a “gift” that has deliverables just flew under the radar like that is nuts

[@johndixon649]

joey daaaa pretends to not like the hype man introduction but he lives for it

[@dangies]

ive never seen someone be so adamant about being so wrong, joey with an absolute bang job. should be a dq for the top 5 from the old man

[@iamjacquesbarjon]

No DQ but the Voiceless will have their say when the poll comes out. Until the committee has some integrity and puts its foot down, things like this and the Cheezits as a chip thing are going to keep happening.

[@Jordan-ph3qi]

The convo about Reese’s in the Walmart on a previous video was the smoke to this fire 😂😂

[@dopeitsdev8564]

Joe calling Reese's peanut butter cups Reese's pieces and standing on that take pissed me off, he is indeed a Buffoon.😂

[@David-ib5wf]

Joe saying that they’re called “Reese’s Pieces Butter Cups” is one of the most psychotic things I’ve ever heard. Was genuinely concerned that Mikey might have an aneurysm listening to that nonsense.

[@kjames6r88]

Joe, PEESEES is not a word

[@pabbieduckhooks]

If anyone were to ask what Joey Coldcuts is like, I'd direct them to top 5 of this episode. Classic coldcuts

[@jackhixson6]

Great stuff fellas! Look forward to every Tuesday☝🏼

[@kevincollins73]

Joey is completely off his rocker with his mind to the top 5

[@coltenwhaley2463]

Joey has me talking to my laptop in an angry tone

[@jasonrabick4413]

Love the banter boys! Great show!

[@milbs88]

Cutsy's Corporate America: Reese's Pieces pieces, America Online Online, and American - American Airlines.

[@ryanprobert5635]

If I was picking first in a draft, I would know my pick's name. Wild. "Threw me for a wrinkle." Holy fuck Joe. Lol.

[@J_Train2]

I can't in good faith even entertain voting for Cutsy's Lineup... Zero Hand up accountability.

[@gwilcx]

Bob the hair was looking great today

[@philipjones8087]

Anytime we get Coldcuts saying “peces” it’s absolute gold😂

[@MattWojnar]

great mug Beardown!

[@Stonesimpler3]

reese’s pieces peecees is crazy 😭😭 not one person in the world thinks that’s correct besides cutsy

[@KyleGauvin]

if Joe says reeses pieces pieces one more time I'm going to die.

[@jetmet10]

Where were you during #ReesesGate?? Joey D just could not be more wrong LOL

[@andrewjobin2207]

love the pod

[@user-me2dg5rg4w]

Let’s not let the “Reese’s pieces” debacle take us away from Bob leaving Joey in the dust with a bday gift of a life time🤣🤣 “you got him a f’n sauna?”

[@BussinNutLag]

True 😂

[@Offtherippp]

I love this pod

[@mikeybuckets2349]

This was just an absolutely all time classic Joe performance. While I understand Cold Cuts said it was a mistake, you have to bring your A game on these Top 5s. Mikey got BANGED out of the Reese Cups.

[@nickrostucher3744]

JOE IS AN ABSOLUTE MUTANT, NEVER SEEN A GUY OPERATE LIKE THAT SPECIAL

[@peytonrickabaugh4851]

9 AM kickoff for PST is insane

[@jarenyoung9831]

Another Tuesday another Pod. Good day to have a good day fellas.

[@dartergator2141]

😂😂”I’ll have so many of them, I’ll get tired of them” ??? 😂 thank god Bob spoke up on that

[@TheWDJ]

Joey D really does have the most comedic nuance in the game, never seen anything like it. Special bunch

[@toddtrent1973]

I know what Joey wanted but that’s a tough look 🤣🤣🤣 The Nerd “gummy Clusters” may have won it for Bob.

[@pfahey10]

I can’t wait for Joe’s episode of love on the spectrum. Guy is full blown. That Reese’s debacle was insane.

[@vinayvas5916]

I think Joe should get the butter cup first pick just on the fact that nobody in their right mind would take the small pieces first. Def said the wrong name but we knew what he meant. Analytics are everything though.

[@BailerTE]

Joe is out his mind with that Reese’s Pieces being the brand. Reese’s Pieces stands for the candied Reeses. Not the cups,the candied. Reeses is the brand. He is so off his rocker with so much of that stuff.

[@lou93000]

Snickers and Twix in the 3/4 slot is brutal bob 😂

[@brentgoodman2099]

Joe being confidently incorrect is a tale as old as time. Easily fact checked, and yet still, sticks to his guns to the very end. Legendary

[@jcarey1983]

The great Reese's pretzel job of 2024 🤣 it will go down in the Annels of time 🤣🤣🤣

[@erik_bowren]

Reese’s gate is a top 5 moment for me on this show 😂😂😂 just an outrageous blunder

[@masonroberts2012]

Keep the reading off of Joeys tweets bit, I love seeing Mikey’s reaction 😂😂😂

[@Bigboiscoots5]

How is Joe so clueless love the guy but man o man got me screaming in my house watching this 😂😂 always love the pod boys

[@wildhookmedia]

"It's Reese's Pieces Peecees!" 😂😂😂

[@deanwalker27]

Beardown, don’t forget you got the Aussie punter Tory Taylor

[@nicholascastellanos5614]

Was at work laughing out loud with Joey D take.

[@midmac3]

I’m dying over Joe repeating “Pieces” vs “Piece-eyes”, then for him to act like Mike and Bobby are insane for not getting it.

[@JoshFant]

Just when you thought you’ve heard it all from cold cuts LMAO

[@GS7_]

Snickers and Twix back to back is a STRONG start from Bobbo

[@lonniekarnes5604]

In one of the Bob Does videos I think they were in a Walmart and he had a conversation with either Perez or Ticket calling them “Reesies piecees.”

[@TheProjectMayhemm]

Joey D is truly a 1 of 1 human being. Guarantee no one else on this planet has ever thought “Reese’s pieces peecees” is a real thing 😂

[@tboysen00]

Cutsy is my guy and I stand behind him at all costs. Having said that, gotta have better awareness with the Reese's brand. Need to see a hand up on this take.

[@johnny21597]

ive been back watching episodes to fill the void from Wednesdays - Mondays . Take us home today, gentlemen

[@VizzyBon3]

I mean…. It’s very obvious that Cutsy is blaaaaazed out of his mind. The Reese’s situation is actually unbelievable. Love Mikey more for his patience throughout the absurdity.

[@thomaspillion2910]

As a Hershey Foods employee - Cutsy could not be more WRONG here even if he tried. Have to see some repercussions and a hand up on this one

[@sambrown5109]

I’m not gonna lie. There is a bob does sports episode where Joey describes how he calls the cups “pieces”

[@malcolmwilliams5168]

I agree with Joey D great food doesn’t need extra salt and pepper at the table

[@alexbeneux2738]

Cutsy couldn’t be more in the wrong about Reese’s… love the dedication to try and cover his tracks and prove himself right though

[@railmanct]

Easter and Halloween will forever hold special memories for me, but mainly because I too received Reese's Pieces Butter Cups

[@tubeGolfNews]

Best part of my Tuesday! No AC in Florida is a sin!

[@MastaPudgsta]

I’m glad I got to live on the earth at the same time as Joey D because wow this guy is just truly special

[@patrickflood2710]

Joe just absolutely clueless on different branches of Reese’s brand. Mikey was truly being tested during this one

[@Hellacious_bombs]

Big S/O to the boys for getting CutsySays up and running. Game changer to say the least. Happy Tuesday!