This video probably took the most effort out of all of my videos and is one of my personal best. I’m so glad that this video is now blowing up and almost at 20k views! Thank you all for watching! ❤
@mrswan7745 Жыл бұрын
You DARE call the Forsworn "terrorists"?? HAVE YOU NO SYMPATHY FOR A FELLOW BEING UNDER THE YOKE OF A FOREIGN IMPERIAL RULE??? PELINAL TAKE YOU!! No but seriously your content is entertaining and has helped me get back into Skyrim again after years of backing outta games entirely, so thank you for that.
@brandonjames41211 ай бұрын
Indeed! You sounded like you were especially proud of this one in your AMA, so here I am.
@StevetheWizard2591 Жыл бұрын
Khajiit Caravans: "They act like we're drug dealers and thieves!" Dragonborn: "You literally just sold me some skooma and a couple bowls of moon sugar." Caravans: "Yeah, you're right, but we're not thieves!" Dragonborn: "You also taught me how to pick pockets." Caravans: "We aren't responsible for how you decide to use that information. If you steal things using that, that's entirely on you. We've never been caught stealing anything."
@eank3429 Жыл бұрын
You bought the skooma just saying
@Annathroy Жыл бұрын
Yes. Are you really a thief if you never get caught?
@llcdrdndgrbd Жыл бұрын
They’re just quick change magicians don’t worry
@pancakes8670 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, Skooma isn't a drug to Kahjiit. It's like table salt to them. They don't get high off of it, only the other races of Tamriel can get high off Skooma.
@C00kiesAplenty Жыл бұрын
@@pancakes8670 That's not actually true, it affects them mostly the same. They just have a massively higher tolerance to it due to how often they consume it.
@VonVikoGoat Жыл бұрын
i think moon sugar is a reverse catnip situation, not affecting khaijit to the point of harm (thats why they use it as a spice) but affecting and making other addicted, just like how we make tea with catnip but cats go crazy about it
@TheShadowMilitia4 ай бұрын
Yeah it’s called cocaine brother
@vanyavanilla71083 ай бұрын
@@TheShadowMilitiadamn, never knew cats were immune to cocaine.
@abracadaverous Жыл бұрын
I really wish they'd have added an addiction mechanic.
@masterneloth Жыл бұрын
I hope they will add a system akin to Fallout 4s drug system in Elder Scrolls 6, maybe even more drugs than just Skooma.
@mammothjunk9694 Жыл бұрын
Mods are a wonderful thing
@Omniped Жыл бұрын
I still play the game. Pretty sure they got the addiction mechanic down pretty good. 😉
@driftdaddy43 Жыл бұрын
The skooma mod I run added the addiction mechanics and added random effects like turning you into huge version of yourself or turning you into a chair was the funniest I've come across so far. Couldn't do anything till the skooma wore off. Skyrim on skooma is the mod name
@lordofthebored3660 Жыл бұрын
They had the a mechanic like that in oblivion shivering isles with felldew
@pipsqueack Жыл бұрын
Skyrim likes their ironic names, Grelod the kind, susanna the wicked. So maybe Olava the FEEBLE has something up her sleeve…
@genzo454 Жыл бұрын
She suplexes bears in her free time 😊
@omegawilliam95s36 Жыл бұрын
She's an ancient ancestor of Mama Murphy, or "Mad Woman Murphy", a lady who could take down giant lizards by herself in her prime.
@Gripen197410 ай бұрын
@@omegawilliam95s36 you got it wrong Mad Woman Murphy is the ancestor to Olava the Feeble after all skyrim is taking place in the future of fallout :P
@HappyBeezerStudios8 ай бұрын
first you learn to pick pockets from her, then you pick the pockets of her
@thelostone43036 ай бұрын
Nah she's legit feeble after she sorts through her visions and fortune telling. That name is legit on her lol
@Reyeoux Жыл бұрын
I dread to think of how much further into madness the es community will go before elder scrolls 6 is released
@masterneloth Жыл бұрын
Oh trust me I can go MUCH further! 😈
@DemstarAus Жыл бұрын
Disappointing that they're putting so much into Elder Scrolls Online. It sucks.
@Reyeoux Жыл бұрын
No u
@lemongreed791611 ай бұрын
ESO is run by another studio
@Mr-Trox5 ай бұрын
@@DemstarAus ESO is great if you treat it as the MMO it is meant to be. Treating it like a mainline TES game will only disappoint you. Grab a few friends to play with and it's a great time.
@YayMiko Жыл бұрын
God bless KZbin and the internet for allowing nerds to find each other and be nerdy about this 12 yr old game that we just can’t leave behind. And god bless you, sir, for all your research and time and effort. ❤
@SMOK156 Жыл бұрын
I always liked to think that because the Khajiit are not allowed within the cities, they have no choice but to sell skooma and moon sugar, as a means to get by
@masterneloth Жыл бұрын
Kinda true, but also Moon Sugar and Skooma is a heavy part of their culture as well, pretty much every Khajiit is addicted to Moon Sugar at least.
@ShortArmOfGod Жыл бұрын
If they weren't addicts and thieves, they'd be allowed in.
@Retromancer_Rackham Жыл бұрын
Its not an addiction for most its actually a part of their spiritual belief system a sacrament of sorts.
@Tyronejizz Жыл бұрын
@@Retromancer_Rackham can be both innit
@dizzykitteh Жыл бұрын
wait -- so how is the player khajiit allowed in, but not npcs?
@kalmanoelle719 Жыл бұрын
I’m crying the fact you called your neighbors out for the same exact thing my neighbors do while I have this full volume with open windows when they’re outside. Hope they felt it lmao
@anonymousgerbil83364 ай бұрын
Did it have any effect?
@seeker2964 ай бұрын
Just talk to them kindly about it. There's a good chance they don't realize it's a problem
@Bumbledrop Жыл бұрын
Dude, absolutely loved this! Always found the Skooma business interesting and I'm happy you went into great detail about it
@Icy_Skywalker Жыл бұрын
Same. I really enjoyed the video!
@ghadyayan Жыл бұрын
😊😊
@ghadyayan Жыл бұрын
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
@WastelandsNomad2277 Жыл бұрын
Wish the Caravan's had more interactions with the player. I love Kharjo as he's one of my main trio of companions. Though I wish visiting their Caravan's in Dawnstar and Riften didn't lead to a constant dragon attack. 😅
@matt0_o4 ай бұрын
I've married Kharjo in two separate playthroughs, he's so cewl
@DEADSHANKSPEARE4 ай бұрын
May the road guide you to warm sands
@Whamcloud Жыл бұрын
Skooma doesn't appear to be illegal in skyrim at all when taken to jail it's not taken from you, you can sell it to any trader who you can sell other potions too, no addiction mechanic makes it like mead or wine in it's effects, and the argonian in the riften that your can cure their addiction with just a health potion makes the addiction that you can't have anyway practically irrelevant
@samkleinke Жыл бұрын
That might just be a dev oversight
@tahirallita Жыл бұрын
It's probs a dev oversight since drugs aren't really a big thing in the ES games unlike fallout
@ja-vishaara Жыл бұрын
Well, in Morrowind you couldn't trade with upstanding tradesfolk if you were in possession of contraband, and people bitched about it
@thecoffeebadger5807 Жыл бұрын
I was adventuring around Whiterun Plains and I came across a pit dog trainer who was killed by a pack of pit wolves. After I killed the wolves, I found a note on the bandit's corpse that took me to Cragslane Cave which updates my map to discover this location. So I think this is a new way to discover this location through random encounters.
@rafaxd8178 Жыл бұрын
Skooma could be also found in a bandit camp in Ustengraav, an old nordic tomb bear Morthal, so those bandits could be dealers too
@chase52986 ай бұрын
how do you know this off the top of your head lol
@Fencer_Nowa Жыл бұрын
0:22 that was so personally charged but I understand it fully
@ddexter1698 Жыл бұрын
My theory for Cragslane Cavern is that it's only where the handover takes place. The skooma is produced somewhere else and that's why the equipment/Kilnyr aren't there. Kilnyr chooses the cavern because the bouncers etc give him a safety net if something ever goes wrong, and there are potential customers in the gamblers.
@samkleinke Жыл бұрын
man I hope there is an option to become a skooma kingpin in ES6 Neloth we have to cook.
@Balmarog Жыл бұрын
Good thing the Dragonborn is completely immune to any negative effects of skooma, including it's addictive nature. It's really just a fantasy Redbull.
@Shadow199913 Жыл бұрын
Let's be real, no one's tryna sleep at 11pm, everyone's watching the analysis of the skooma trade instead of sleeping 🗿
@Barista.Nathan Жыл бұрын
Olava is also likely related to a witch living in the forest near Riverwood who is likely part of a greater coven elsewhere.
@explainingpolitics Жыл бұрын
I hope you get the recognition you deserve for this video because this is amazing!! I love these indepth research projects of Bethesda games (like the all the books in skyrim video that one guy made), truly underrated content!
@masterneloth Жыл бұрын
Thank you! When Starfield dies down a bit I plan to make a few more of these on other factions and aspects of Skyrim!
@explainingpolitics Жыл бұрын
@@masterneloth take your time brother, you clearly have a knack for this ✊😎
@pippogriffthegreat7003 Жыл бұрын
By Azura, this was remarkable!!! Would you be willing to analyze the Cyrodiil and Morrowind skooma trades? Or perhaps historical timelines of greater characters (i.e. Nerevar, Barenziah, Uriel Septim VII, Gray Fox)?
@masterneloth Жыл бұрын
Possibly, although I will stick to analyzing Skyrim for now just because gameplay wise I am more familiar with Skyrim and don’t wish to miss something in either Morrowind or Oblivion.
@pippogriffthegreat7003 Жыл бұрын
@masterneloth That is fair! Practice what you are familiar with and figure out the rest at your leisure, yeah? Makes sense to me! Either way, I love what you're doing!
@damiensadventure Жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the next elder scrolls when we find out that there is a synthetic skooma trade kicking off in the high rock and hammerfel regions and the main character starts off as a synthetic skooma pirate trader. I have too much free time yes
@Rakaizulu Жыл бұрын
Great video! I have watched hundreds of TES lore videos yet this is one that still showed me something new.
@ubergliesen Жыл бұрын
I don't know if it was ever suggested before... But could it be that after the Void Nights the moons' effect got weaker, and that's why both moon sugar and skooma are less powerful?
@mollieherlocker5918 Жыл бұрын
I love your analysis videos and I always giggle at your sign off. 😆
@AncientTimes42 Жыл бұрын
Whenever the FUCK I decide to upload again. Always makes me laugh.
@Shadow-ru5pq Жыл бұрын
I saw your comment and decided to wait til the end to hear it
@hhardlyzychedelic Жыл бұрын
Great video! I’ve been wanting someone to create something about this for a while. It’s always nice to find new elder scrolls related channels to subscribe to
@daniyo3423 Жыл бұрын
I wish you could become a skooma dealer in Skyrim.
@masterneloth Жыл бұрын
Considering how we can supposedly become a smuggler in Starfield, I hope we can do something similar and smuggle Skooma in Elder Scrolls 6
@veryrare432hz Жыл бұрын
Theres a mod for that there’s a mod for skooma giving you psychedelic effects too
@platinumchromee3191 Жыл бұрын
_Skooming Skyrim_ is what are looking for.
@brycedaugherty9211 Жыл бұрын
Skyrim has to be hailed as such a masterpiece to even make a video like this even possible. Some games are just built different
@seanensey31962 ай бұрын
Wait until you meet TES III.
@brycedaugherty92112 ай бұрын
@@seanensey3196 that was my first one in the series. It's by far the best. It disappoints me greatly that every remake attempt has ruined the functionality of the engine, essentially making it tes 4 or 5 with a #3 coat of paint
@nightowl6055 Жыл бұрын
I can imagine Master Neloth going on mindless rants about random things in Skyrim while the Dragonborn is just trying to finish the dungeon
@HappyBeezerStudios8 ай бұрын
As Khajiit appreciator I support the moonsugar cooking industry. Nothing like a funky sweetroll. But skooma, now that is a vile substance only the most disturbed cats engage in.
@vizzzyy190 Жыл бұрын
was so excited to see a longer vid in my subfeed!! i think your videos are hilarious, keep on keeping on!!!
@Marvinuser11 ай бұрын
my explanation: cragslane cavern is a hub, not a place where the scooma is produced,, but a place for buyers only.. hence the gamblers and wolf fighting is a cover, its nothing but a place for distribution.. which the note also hints to, it says that the shipment should be ready by the time he reaches cragslane, show up WITH THE MONEY or don't show up at all.. meaning its a base for an underground operation ... but just not with the production of scooma in mind ... it sounds like its being produced, but brought there when they know they have a "solid buyer" or a contact of interest... its a safe-house or safe-haven... a place they can deal in peace... and nothing more since it probably is brought from elsweyr ... as it is the ONLY place you can actually have a steady source of moonsugar ... since everywhere else the crops often fail, if not always.. so its from morrowind, since the dunmer created it, or it comes directly from elsweyr the note said morrowind though... i like master neloths idea that they used to have it there.. but seing as i kinda know some of these kinda operations.. i can say with 99% certainty its never made where you buy it... it always comes from somewhere else,it would be too risky to sell and produce in the same place... theft is one reason.. possible guards raiding it by order of a jarl is another... production in one place, the lab , and distribution for safety reasons, takes place in a hub or its positioned at a cache.. also he has to go get it and pay for it.. to start distribution of his shipment on his own... therefore it is not made in cragslane and it never was ... but its where its always brought by this little gang cause its close to morrowind and lies in a rather inconspicuous area as it is on a shelf of a rock formation inside a cave... though it would have been less visible and less suspicious if they didn't have the cages with wolves just outside at the entrance
@fai-viankoegelenberg Жыл бұрын
Wonderful video man ! Looking forward to more videos from you.
@PotooBurd Жыл бұрын
Binge watching your videos back to back- and adding comments for the algorithm~! 🌻👍 Keep up the great content!
@shadehunter2 ай бұрын
I've watched this video a couple of times. I think this is a Camelworks-level investigation. Very nice work.
@olidot7237 Жыл бұрын
This video literally got me to check out every other video on the channel. Gained a sub fs
@stanettiels7367 Жыл бұрын
Skooma is good but you can really boost the effects. One deep toke on the pipe (whole bottle) followed by snorting two bowls of moon sugar. Then mix one bottle of skooma with two bowls of moon sugar, stir and drink in one hit. WOW, it’ll blow your ebony boots off.
@SabreArchon10 ай бұрын
Master Neloth be teaching me more than Hermaeus Mora himself.
@gizmoduck42928 ай бұрын
You’re required to go thru Sarthis’ sidequest to become Thane of Riften. My Officer Tenpenny build became Thane and in true Riften fashion, replaced Cragslane with Redwater, and Sarthis with himself. Also playing thru the Thieves Guild in full guard armor is hilarious
@jakedeshazo4739 Жыл бұрын
your sign off was by far the best part. fucking exquisite exit my dude lmfao
@MossyDawn2 ай бұрын
I didn't see it mentioned but if you take the redwater skooma while you're in the den you pass out and wake up inside of a cage in the cavern.
@Mifune41 Жыл бұрын
Great video. Your hard work paid off with it.
@codycarabotta5621 Жыл бұрын
Yup. Gotta love those inconsiderate swine of skooma addict neighbors. I feel ya. lol Edit: Also, thank you for making this. I was always curious about the whole skooma situation in skyrim. Im always vastly interested in the economics and workings of skyrim, and the skooma/moon sugar thing is definitely a functioning cog within that mechanism. Much appreciated :) Also nice to have someone have made a map that connects all the possible routes and dens in a cohesive way to really give a solid visual representation of how it gets around. Great work, I can only imagine the hours you spent researching and connecting dots to compile all this information. A magnum opus to be proud of for sure. Take my thumbs-up with honor and hard-won glory.
@m33ddyhv Жыл бұрын
Your skyrim videos are very unique, thanks Neloth!
@luizstacheski463919 күн бұрын
Magnificent lore work, complements from a fan from Brazil, keep doing the exelent work 🎉🇧🇷
@michaeltelson97983 ай бұрын
Maven doesn’t want to destroy the skooma trade. Why do you think Maul, Maven’s enforcer is watching over that warehouse. She is doing protection over the skooma operation. Once the Jarl decided to destroy the operation she will let you destroy it as she only gets a small amount for protecting that operation. Maven keeps her finger on the pulse of all illegal operations in Riften. Reject her help and you are gone, or if you are now a liability to her operations.
@LICENFIREFEAR6 ай бұрын
Incredible information incredibly detailed and professional ! thank you so much for this phenomenal video !
@grayearly3116 Жыл бұрын
Amazing video. I was hooked 100%
@kosu7512 Жыл бұрын
this is so sick dude, i loved this video
@spacecowboytroy4882 Жыл бұрын
This is the lore video i need!
@SebBurnsRubber Жыл бұрын
Realest video I have ever seen You are doing lorkhans work Stay blessed ❤❤ This video is fucking GOLD
@Pandemia6164 ай бұрын
I used this video to make a Sheggorath worshipping khajiiti Skooma fiend and absolutely terrorised Skyrim with it.
@anirudhcherukuri70514 ай бұрын
Man you gotta do a skooma in Morrowind run. Gotta see our boys in their prime.
@henryr1610 ай бұрын
I always thought Ysolda might be up to something with skooma as well, given her secret operation selling sleeping tree sap
@leightonhuffman737311 ай бұрын
this is just a theory, but what if the player character, heard about skooma, wanted to try some, but got caught in the process, and arrested for it thus the beginning of the game
@n.stephan9848 Жыл бұрын
15:54 I seem to remember skooma enhancing speed if you consume a few hundred bottles of the stuff.
@skullqaqskull9507 Жыл бұрын
I think its very likely that maven is involved in the skooma trade as in my current playthrough (which ive had to restart and had this happen both times) im doing a no fast travel playthrough and have had the dark brotherhood called me early in the game and i had not even done any quests or attacked any camps and have altogether avoided places a lot of the time. The only thing i had done was kill a roadside skooma dealer. And as has been deduced the one who calls the dark brotherhood on the player is maven due to the note and black sacrement in her basement i think it was. It's the only thing i can think of as to why she would want me dead.
@althechicken9597 Жыл бұрын
Im running a dnd game in skyrim for my friends and this is going to be so useful! Thank you!
@nightowl6055 Жыл бұрын
DnD game in Skyrim????
@Rodclutcher Жыл бұрын
Dude well done. Good detective work!
@austinfromboston8828 Жыл бұрын
International drug trade, race politics, crime, addiction, vice… +25 Stam
@andruloni Жыл бұрын
all that to avoid stamina regeneration debuff
@stevenblankenship98148 ай бұрын
Fail harder than the blades in oblivion... That's tough bro
@eldenwarden9673 Жыл бұрын
I just started another playthrough, im roleplaying as a skooma and cannabis smuggler.. this video is exactly what I needed.
@Illstatefishing Жыл бұрын
Nice in-depth investigation!!
@neonflashsparkotron5435 Жыл бұрын
Tamriel is sooo much more interesting than our real world imo. Lmaoooo
@Oerbyss0224 ай бұрын
Lol damn, all this time I thought skooma was just elder scrolls beer.
@masterneloth4 ай бұрын
@@Oerbyss022 I mean it’s all about perception…
@DovahkiinVolkihar Жыл бұрын
“It could be your neighbors with their barking dogs they let out late at 11pm when you are just TRYING to sleep!” Me: Glares at my neighbors property at 11pm watching Masterneloth because your neighbors dogs are to loud for you to sleep…
@DillonDees Жыл бұрын
You have the best outro ever lmao.
@Tyleya Жыл бұрын
0:12 Oooo! Spicy!! 0:22 Oooo! We chose violence today.
@someonesilence3731 Жыл бұрын
Are there skooma dealers on Solstheim?
@masterneloth Жыл бұрын
There are a few Skooma addicts in Solstheim, a Raven Rock citizen and some Reiklings but no dealers that I could find.
@WretchedRedoran Жыл бұрын
@@masterneloth What if the Reiklings are the dealers?
@Thatonepersonyouheard Жыл бұрын
@@masternelothfollow up vid? Pretty please 🥺
@SocratesFlesh Жыл бұрын
Every time I find some moon sugar or skooma I usually bring it to a kajeep caravan for them, I like the kajeeps
@korbensemaganis6 ай бұрын
Dude became an addict to deal with the Alduin attack. Crazy. Never knew haha
@adamusprime403 Жыл бұрын
Craigslane could be a merchant/trade spot and not where the Skooma is produced. Theres a practice done in mercentilism where oftentimes resources are shipped overseas to be turned into goods by a cheaper labor force with less protections, and than shipped back to the country of origin in order to be sold for a much higher profit.
@bobbybaker8552 Жыл бұрын
You left out Ysalda supplying sleeping tree sap, presumably to the Khajit.
@zarindrake Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@tburrrg2502 Жыл бұрын
He said he wouldn’t be talking about sleeping tree sap in the video
@panamajack5972 Жыл бұрын
When Elsweyr sends their people, they're not sending their best.
@vicchung2 ай бұрын
Excellent analysis
@WHITEDIRTProductions Жыл бұрын
Mom I want Camelworks “No we have Camelworks at home”
@TeddyThePlaya1 Жыл бұрын
This video is awesome! I love it!
@VeebsterTV6 ай бұрын
Stands-in-shadows > stands-in-shallows
@austinlee4156 Жыл бұрын
Considering how many locations and persons you find associated with skooma it bummed me out you couldn't either disrupt or enforce the skooma trade
@Enoonb3 ай бұрын
Master Neloth. You mentioned loss of teeth so I, an uneducated plebian, wish to ask: is restoration magic able to "regrow" teeth?
@TylerSane52 ай бұрын
I love slanging moon sugar and skooma in Morrowind! Playing it for my first time now its pretty fun took a minute to get my head around the spells and enchanting bbut i think im good now haha
@MisfitFosterAcademy Жыл бұрын
Call for a noise complaint and have the cops come wake up your neighbor. Shouldn't have a dog if you're going to be inconsiderate. Also the dog probably shouldn't be outside all day/night.
@mairaineplayzgames220511 ай бұрын
0:52 damn Neloth, how did you get your hands on so much skooma?! who is your suplier?!
@mrmosty5167 Жыл бұрын
Neloth: How dare you put me in the thumbnail! Are you insinuating that one of my caliber has anything to do with illicit substances?!
@Cocaine_RejeKt Жыл бұрын
The entirety of the elven races is a bunch of irredeemables not just house dres 🗿
@thychozwart2451 Жыл бұрын
Okay, Pelinal.
@Jamseth_Ingramious14 күн бұрын
That all-dunmer operation was likely the work of the Commona Tong, I suspect.
@lithium1563 ай бұрын
0:30 instantly subscribed 😂
@dmitritelvanni406811 күн бұрын
Or, by "refined" theyre really just cutting the product. Would explain why its inferior even to unrefined moon sugar imho(of course i have it modded, but still the unrefined sugar is more fun to use and lasts longer than actual skooma, but redwater skooma is worth much more) But the knife beside the sugar tells me that could be what bethesda is trying to communicate 19:48 you had to bring her into this.... my bestest nord friend... we used to get so fucked up and make potions and teas all day... then the dragon took my best friend from me... i can hardly go back to my morthal estate now without feeling depressed.
@jesvincoulse7809 Жыл бұрын
It is also possible the one skooma bottle at the east empire trading company could be a confiscated bottle from a caught smuggler
@happytofu53 ай бұрын
I think I found a boat with moonsugar under deck once, but I forgot where.
@Dothreban10 ай бұрын
I thought Ysolda sold skooma too. Did I just miss that part? I know if you bust her, she'll invite you to join the business. Then if you marry her you can be a drug dealing couple.
@gizmoduck42928 ай бұрын
She wants to get in good w the caravans but nah, she’s got u trafficking sleeping treesap. She’s also got that market cornered cause it only comes from a giant camp.
@theseb1979 Жыл бұрын
I remember how amazed I was when I found redwater den
@LittleSkullyScrub Жыл бұрын
I know it’s watered down but why did they nerf skooma so hard. I want to zoom
@themischeifguide Жыл бұрын
God, I've cruised your videos and I want to steal all of your ideas.
@ladybeavanerdventures10 ай бұрын
damn only talking about skyrim when Oblivion has the best addict Faelian omg that guy cracks me up
@K8tti Жыл бұрын
I love the Neloth theme 💯 Ace
@W4iteFlame20 күн бұрын
If I remember correctly moon sugar / skooma is literally part of kajiit culture. They are all supposed to be using it
@hewpow17 күн бұрын
yep, remember j'darr in the glaciar ruins how crazy he was ?
@santelizemedia Жыл бұрын
great video!!
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