ANCHORMAN Best Scenes

My favorite scenes / lines from the movie ANCHORMAN.
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[@graveknox]

I watch this 60% of the time and I laughed everytime.

[@KamikazeChinaman]

Gavin Knowles That doesn't make sense.

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

Gavin Knowles That makes complete sense.

[@imnegrofatnegri8349]

Grave Knox improper grammar

[@Himynameishoodie]

Grave Knox those numbers add up.

[@filthycade2399]

Read this comment right when that phrase was being said

[@hattie7814]

This movie has all the best people in it

[@magicmixtrix4586]

Agreed

[@dansuds9785]

But stinks! Not one funny dialog line, not one funny character, idiotic scenes and direction. My kids are funnier and they are not trained actors.

[@chapogarcia3421]

@@dansuds9785 you're supposed to get stoned before watching it smh

[@OscarHernandez18600]

@@dansuds9785 What a loser

[@OscarHernandez18600]

@@dansuds9785 Your kids are probably not funny at all but making lame ass jokes

[@R3tr0j]

brick killed a guy...

[@kai326]

yeah, I killed a guy with a trident

[@archdornan6053]

JoeJoe Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find a safehouse or a relative nearby, law low for a little while because you're probably wanted for murder.

[@rgerber]

It really got out of hand

[@Noel558]

Hahaha i love that guy

[@MrRepoman197]

@@rgerber it jumped up a notch!

[@fritzidler3480]

Anchorman has got to be the best documentary about the seventies I have ever seen.

[@annenyanimda]

"sixty percent of the time it works every time"

[@NaughtyNotorious]

That doesn't make sense

[@NaughtyNotorious]

+DramaHateNation oww my ears 😖

[@henrywilding]

im gonna be honest with you brian, it smells like pure gasoline

[@karlconyers2154]

Its science...

[@ItsAnH]

It's quite pungent, stings the nostrils...In a good way!

[@thefoogler4027]

I love how Champ threatening to take Wes Mantooth's mom out to a seafood dinner and not call her back is what sets him off 😂😂

[@slowas-hell7933]

Yo ay she! A SAINT! Ay SAINT!

[@gabe_s_videos]

"Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet... store?" Best comeback ever.

[@i.p.knightly149]

They didn't even try to beat that one.

[@ablurida]

gets me every time, his delivery is on point

[@charliebakerspen]

Even the guy that can't think says SOMETHING. COME ON

[@AuzzieArtyst]

1:50 I don’t why but the panther noise coupled with “Its illegal in nine countries” makes me laugh 60% of the time, every time

[@k3lvinsWorld]

My current position rn 😂🤣, I’ve watched that scene over 100 times

[@mits1984]

“Brian I’m going to be honest with you that smells like pure gasoline”

[@MrAlexH1991]

The way they sing Afternoon Delight in perfect four-part harmony is so goddamn random and yet well done. The fact that it's SO GODDAMN RANDOM and yet so well performed makes it fucking hilarious for some reason. Lmao

[@jammiiee]

definitely my fave part as well haha

[@JonnyDWise]

All their actual voices too. Not just random, well performed and hilarious, but brilliant. Anchorman will go down as one of the greats.

[@gregericson6177]

Thanks captain obvious. Fucktard.

[@jcisking9622]

Please don't use God's name as a curse word. That is a great scene.

[@cyrusbernstein8362]

@@jcisking9622 🥱

[@lolitabridges1974]

I swear Will Ferrell is a genious. He put some of the funniest and most talented people in this movie. Just pure laughter from start to finish. Every scene is my favorite.

[@Velursals]

genius*

[@vampirgirl41]

Adam McKay was the director and also had the idea

[@bloo22ca]

"Ahh knights of columbus that hurt!" gets me everytime

[@benwattam7798]

Margot tribute

[@jack8771]

60% of the time, it gets me every time.

[@awordfword8266]

That doesn't make any sense.

[@JonnyDWise]

Keith Morris don't fall down that rabbit hole bro. If we start questioning how much this makes sense, then we're all truly lost.

[@deemac9257]

Boats N Hoes yessss

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

1:48 Ant-Man introduces Black Panther's cologne

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

***** 22 actually, I know that's Paul Rudd. I just couldn't help the Marvel connection. Good day :)

[@paulgrant5543]

that's the smell of desire m'lady

[@Alienkiwi730]

H A hhha H A Y ou AR E Soo fUNNy

[@Al-ok1lj]

Hahaha!

[@ubaid.a]

It’s got bits of real panther

[@iHateJerseyShore]

Brian I'll be honest with you that smells like pure gasoline

[@vikiuniv]

+tempsentemps that scene is my favorit, I laugth every time!!!

[@Bokoese24]

Lmao " Its stings the nostrills"

[@Giants9144]

In a good way

[@eclay432]

tempsentemps ssssaws

[@paulgrant5543]

it's made of bits of real panther...... so you know its good

[@95Lodgey]

I remember getting this on DVD as a Christmas present from my Dad when I was about 13. I didn’t have a clue what it was about and I’d never heard of it before but I put it on just to give it a try. Within the first 10 minutes I was in tears of laughter and I think I’ve watched that same DVD about 300 times since that day!

[@pwells10]

I had a similar experience with Billy Madison. Haha.

[@allanhansen614]

wow some dad. here boy have this dvd of free-living ego-testicled lady hunting originals and enjoy

[@MsLusciousclick]

Same. I still have it

[@jeronimonieve]

Your dad is a good lad !

[@billmccarron963]

I could be wrong but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship used in the civil was era.. lmfaooo

[@jeremyprince7624]

Go Fuck yourself San Diego

[@LordDirus007]

The USS Diversity

[@LordDirus007]

@Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 Touche

[@ichiban308]

Ron, I'd be surprised if the network was worried about the lack of an old wooden ship. Nice try, anyway

[@MTG77177]

​@@ichiban308he ment that diversity would sink any ship

[@eliask8558]

THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRATIONN

[@tonk3878]

What is this? Tf2?

[@blakezastrow683]

Elias K like onehundo

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

Well that's just GREAT.

[@EnjoiTheJW]

best scenes? i thought this would be and hour and a half long

[@motherparker4858]

Wench j

[@changedusername159]

Wench yessss

[@sebinho4955]

totally agreed !

[@knowitallnyc3241]

Lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4fCkoJ-jsSrjNU

[@titustitan7817]

Wait, but that's the length of the whole movie...ohhhh. I see what you did there.

[@maggiemconnor]

"I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

[@i.p.knightly149]

btw, I've used this line. It doesn't work.

[@tygandigital3634]

It works 60% of the time, everytime!

[@maggiemconnor]

@@i.p.knightly149 HA! : D

[@maggiemconnor]

@@tygandigital3634 LOL! How about "Go F &%# yourself San Diego" - Ron Burgundy LOL

[@malikwoods262]

"Don't act like you're not impressed". Lmao

[@bvandyke10]

Seriously one of the best movies with the best one liners.

[@jeshkam]

Marry me... 😁

[@joseguilarte87]

This movie was a straight up classic!!! Hahahah

[@MrSparkymajor]

“60% of the time, it works everytime” definitely my favourite quote 🤣🤣🤣

[@Forenzikproductions]

Best Scenes? Man you have to just upload the whole movie xD

[@scoot7091]

thats what i always say

[@angelicadailychannel6723]

Best scenes? More like sexist and racist scenes. This movie is pure sexism and racism. Pretty nasty.

[@barrythick6196]

@@angelicadailychannel6723 shut up you tart

[@batissta44]

And I appreciate that.

[@runnawayj6896]

Even in 2024, this film still remains one of the best comedy’s to be produced.

[@jancarlosmallqui4444]

"Where did you get your clothes? At the... toilet store?" LMAOO

[@theforestero]

6:00 '' I will smash your face into a car windshield Then,i'll take your mother Dorothy,out on a date(for a nice seafood dinner)and never call her again''

[@austinames9340]

Dorthy Mantooth is a saint!

[@archdornan6053]

Austin Ames Leave the mothers out of this.

[@joaoruiz3486]

Lmaoooo 😭

[@WalkingRoscoe]

In 2004, we watched a pirated copy of Anchorman while we were between convoy missions in Iraq. Much needed humor then.

[@zachsutton9866]

"Are you just looking at things in The Office and saying you love them"? I love Ryan

[@jamess7533]

Whoever did The casting of the news crew in this film deserves some sort of award.

[@uhari8817]

Ron: "brick where did you get a hand grenade!" Brick:"I dont know" Me:😂😂😂

[@slowas-hell7933]

Gets me every time. He slow but ready🤣🤣😂😂

[@MsLusciousclick]

If I'm ever in a bad mood this movie takes me out of that funk with a afternoon delight

[@476megaman]

Micheal Scott, Todd Packer, Deanjelo Vickers, and Antman

[@robertpadillosandiego2821]

Bobby Newport. It's a better connection 😉

[@ToolFist598]

Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!

[@NaughtyNotorious]

Hey leave the mothers out of this

[@ToolFist598]

+Mortal Monster I will take her to a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again

[@NaughtyNotorious]

+Matt Powell DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT YOU HEAR ME DORITHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!!!!!!!!!!

[@ToolFist598]

+Mortal Monster I thought about calling her and getting some chicken...., maybe some sex, you know, see where the night goes

[@NaughtyNotorious]

+Matt Powell Matt are you just looking at Hot girls and saying that you love them

[@turntsnaco2878]

I like how Ron basically took one bite of the burrito and throws it away😂

[@JayWalk_Official]

It must've been a really filling burrito

[@daunteuflay4859]

isnt it great that literally half of these people in this are either in the office or parks and recreation.

[@ShermanProductions2015]

60% of the time, it works all the time. -so quotable!

[@bergerman487]

+Sherman Productions That doesn't make sense.

[@joemilbourn5895]

I hope that comment was sarcastic. If not, shame on you.

[@Stephen05777]

"60% of the time it works. Every time" get it right

[@dvass04]

scrolled for this comment.

[@dparis2172]

60% of the time, he misquotes it all the time.

[@crystalrelic_art]

Brick: I love lamp Ron: Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it cause you saw it? Brick: I love lamp, I love lamp xD Oh Brick

[@oren1305]

I crack up every time she says, "You look like a blueberry!"

[@oren1305]

Darsi Padilla XD lol

[@salm6331]

I want to be on you

[@sebastianmenendez7657]

I was fought with my sister once and that was my comeback

[@Santos043]

The whole movie is just a masterpiece 👌🏻

[@Gasta1983]

I love lamp.

[@toneman8478]

RIP Fred Willard. Didnt know he passed but man he was great in this movie and American Wedding

[@lillishelton69]

Boy that escalated quickly, I mean that really got out of hand fast. It jumped up a notch. It realy did didn't it. Ya I stabbed a man in the heart. Haha I saw that, Brick killed a guy.

[@EricDec]

Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

[@slowas-hell7933]

I'm dead thing just escalated lol🤣😂😂🤣 these guys.

[@bigbird4481]

never knew where the meme came from

[@sandrobindelli5607]

Hahaha...I saw this movie when t came out on a plane from Montreal to Paris...had earphones and laughed so hard I woke up several other passengers on the flight a few times. :-D

[@freddieclarke8751]

Haha! Same here with Anchorman 2, that car flip scene killed me

[@FusRoDah2]

They probably saw that you were watching Anchorman and totally understood why you were laughing so hard.

[@UNSUBOXINGTV]

Freddie Clarke yeah with this new mode called cruise control

[@louisfoster4787]

"Have some chicken, maybe some sex" the only pickup line acceptable ever

[@BadADR]

Damn, I miss this movie. I saw this with my grandpa in theaters when I was 13 and then we walked into Napoleon Dynamite. lol

[@slowas-hell7933]

Two greats men. Some afternoon delights.

[@okaminess]

Hahahaha epic

[@iamthepapi6251]

Where did you get a grenade? "I dont know" 😂😂😂

[@johnnauer6427]

I'm 61 and the afternoon delight song takes me back to my best friend when we drove his 68 vw bug, and that was playing on the radio all the time! like silly Love songs by Paul McCartney 1970s desert area sol- ca.

[@jackfreni2606]

"I think diversity is a old old old wooden ship" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gabigirl416]

That line is so hilarious 😂

[@matthewdavis9541]

oh im sorry champ... i think i ate your chocolate squirrel

[@methheadmayhemmiller8747]

Oh Brick

[@DaMaLoJo]

I do not comprehend how this video does not include Ron in a glass case of emotion

[@fiandrhi]

When they sing afternoon delight.... that is so perfect.

[@tylerj8728]

well that's just great Ed, bears, now you're puttin the whole station in jeopardy. xD

[@luigikatowski9570]

Scene placement was well done.

[@smokininsight7620]

The only comedy that actually has me crying with laughter 🔥

[@omz_espinoza]

"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no pants dance" 😂

[@r.m.m.1333]

"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!" gets me every time

[@stoltergeist437]

Hahahaaaa! I randomly yell that line at my kids, friends and coworkers.

[@michaelwade3919]

I must've watched this film at least a dozen times. Never fails to crack me up!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sangramnavale5342]

DeAngelo Vickers, Scott Lang (Ant Man), Todd Packer and Michael Scott all together in one legendary movie 🔥🙌

[@nms7872]

for Paul Rudd you should have said Bobby Newport (Parks and Rec)

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

I see Tumblr is here

[@jerryp.6214]

“Poop! Ya, poop mouth! ...the poop outta your mouth.” This guys voice breakdown gets me every time. Lol

[@smonyboy]

60% of the time it works, everytime.

[@NaughtyNotorious]

That doesn't make sense

[@philesq9595]

I'm gonna be honest with you. Your comment smells like pure gasoline.

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

My favorite part is when the movie goes from beginning middle and end. One of the best movies ever.

[@Mojo_3.14]

My sister works in a local TV station and it's scary how much of this movie actually depicts her workplace... XD Minus the 70's feminism stuff, the female newscasters are just as weird as the male ones these days.

[@jona2979]

I know obviously this movie is set it the 70s but it genuinely feels like it really was made in the 70s it has an authentic vibe

[@blanchecolombe1]

I don't know if there's another bunch of people who had that much fun making a movie!

[@louisfoster4787]

The more I watch this film the more I can see how hard the actors are trying not to laugh

[@jamarrogers2391]

You know I don't speak Spanish, in English please

[@squirrelisamazing6522]

"I Love Lamp" Makes Me Laugh Everytime. XD

[@Al-ok1lj]

Michael Scott’s improv classes went to good use in this movie.

[@albertogaytan8598]

"oh sorry i think i ate your chocolate squiriel" lol best part

[@johnnyhyperborean1035]

This wasn't in the original cut

[@theforestero]

''Great Odin's raven''!!

[@BenjaminGessel]

By the beard of Zeus!!!

[@RAYMAKESMUSIC]

The Bears can smell the menstruation 💀😂 Brick even when they think your dumb your the smartest..

[@joanomari8600]

"60% of the time, it works every time." 😂😂Best comedic line ever!!!

[@dorosapoellas4773]

brick forever

[@davidbush8341]

Well put together. I love how you put a zinger in before each of them introduced themselves.

[@kingmarkeymcfly7243]

Those harmonies are 🔥 on the next to last “afternoon delight”

[@584ih]

“Your hair looks stupiddd..” *balls of fire in Ron’s eyes*

[@thierrytg.3921]

where did you get a hand grenade brick:i don't know hahahahhaha thats just funny how do you not know where you got something

[@kareema3832]

He gets a gun from the future and still doesnt know where he got it from

[@thierrytg.3921]

exactly hahahahahaha

[@huluandebayman]

+Kareem Onii-San Katsunoko the future

[@italianchair5801]

i found a tennis ball in my pocket one time and i had no memory of putting it in there

[@tsipher]

and all three of them just rolls with it, "ehh, whatever" lmao

[@jcgonzalez84]

60% of the time, it works every time!

[@TaoPhysiques]

Juan Carlos Gonzalez That doesn't make sense.

[@jacobquackenbush2981]

This movie has the best performances from every individual actor. All of the channel 4 news team gotta be some of the funniest characters ever in a movie.

[@jeremiahdavis3398]

The “pants party” lols 😂

[@snickz19]

The last scene was easily the funniest part of the movie

[@slowas-hell7933]

Same

[@awesomefan935]

Video isn’t the whole movie? This video is lying

[@someanon8266]

Paul & Steve have REALLY awesome voices!

[@sinjinreed2091]

My grandmother and I were channel surfing once when she saw _Anchorman_ on the guide, and before I could explain to her why she wouldn’t like it, she clicked on it. I got about "it has very crass humor that you probably won’t-" out before it loaded on exactly 3:00. I honestly couldn’t have timed it better if I tried.

[@joshturley7663]

Great compilation thank you. I would be lying if I didn't say that I think Ron Burgundy being "In a glass case of Emotion" should have made the cut!

[@ascotthumphrey]

"I'm going to punch you in the ovaries." Had me dying as he whispered during broadcast end credit scene.

[@cashoutvelii9292]

So glad I came across this! Thanks🖤

[@HrglassHealer]

Ok the afternoon delight part is....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sebbsum]

LOUD NOISES!!!!

[@stalinsghostux3318]

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT

[@paulzenco6182]

Paul Rudd saying “oh my god she did!” it’s amazing

[@taylorcarter2217]

Great video man great sense of humor and thank you for the video. Keep up the good work

[@j3wpb]

This video is going to save years of my life. Please never take it down.

[@richardjohnson474]

2:46 He makes an excellent point here.

[@sklingen21]

2:33 Judd Apatow. never knew he was in a scene.. I've seen this movie 300 times

[@85jamesr]

Thank you for all of this. Made my day.

[@fredrickstone6459]

Hello Nyrasan, how are you doing

[@RMUrsula]

❤ this movie makes me laugh immensely thank you for uploading

[@eltorpedo67]

9:01 - i'm gonna straight-up murder your ass!😂 That fight scene was the best.

[@godsword590]

7:06 that scream is fucking hilarious

[@Ferretym]

My dad was watching this in the living room and I sat down and watched it with him and lemme just say this movie was hella good

[@AZtwoNE]

This is a great video. I’m sitting at a coffee shop with my niece and I’m quoting these out loud! Idc what people think! Afternoon delight 😂