Donald Funk (Eating The Dogs Remix)

[@marcelbpunkt]

The growling dog bit killed me 😭😭

[@hagestad]

that dog is pretty famous and before this video

[@martdelcat]

That is funny, and F***ed up...😮

[@GogleGato]

el viejo rocky

[@joeldelgado5739]

Dude, I’m at work doing the night shift and I’m on my break eating my food with my headsets on and watching this: pissing myself and choking on my food at the same time with my co workers around me 😂thinking WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rodmcswee]

@@GogleGato ME LA DAAAAA!

[@madpeddler8263]

Well, thank God I live in Shelbyville

[@zer0s0und]

Yes, thank Dog!!!

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

My wife is from shelbyville and it tears me up inside!

[@Ali-yh9qi]

" Santa's Little Helper" suddenly put on notice.

[@Evil-Never-Dies]

Top comment.

[@slick705]

Look! Someone's attractive cousin!

[@uriahturd9695]

Make America Not Eat Pets Again! MANEPA!

[@joustingking]

I think that is a Buddhist term.

[@dr.jiIIaIicecooper2587]

TRUMP 2024🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲

[@hoosiercrypto9955]

I'll join, fk it 😆

[@dronespace]

😂😂😂

[@charlesmiv3842]

@@dr.jiIIaIicecooper2587no

[@geoffstockton]

That first 15 seconds is especially blowing me away. So musically rich. The rhythmic and harmonic aspects are both so well-imagined and well-executed.

[@deligeorgieva8535]

what about the 5 seconds after 0:24

[@dighawaii1]

Frank Zappa-esque!

[@shryggur]

Trump speaks in the best rhythms and harmonies ever played

[@ArgentavisMagnificens]

I've listened to it so many times. I wish he'd make a full song out of some of these, without the clips, dude's insanely good

[@TLguitar]

Dude has synesthesia for guitar riffs. Some people hear sounds and start seeing colors, Antunes see an orange talking about _dog eating_ and starts hearing "daaaawn... pa-pau, pohhh, piii... doh-didi".

[@shryggur]

Long lost Venjent's brother

[@mikesrandomchannel]

Yes! The jamming when the ABC host was talking was just incredible..

[@burnburn645]

Meowzik likes us frè pa manje chat ni chen!

[@GOGGLETUBESUCKS4UIC]

Well hot dogs are affordable.

[@DarkFlamage]

And PLEASE no fur on my hotdog this time! Tks. DF

[@adiohead]

Have vegan hot dogs, they taste the same without the animal exploitation and suffering.

[@AmandaFromWisconsin]

@@adioheadThere’s no way that’s true.

[@dr.jiIIaIicecooper2587]

​@@adiohead 😂😂😂

[@lordmusty]

@@AmandaFromWisconsin They don't taste the same, but as a non-vegan, I think the vegan ones tend to be tastier.

[@jadonclifton]

as soon as trump said this I KNEW someone would make a video like this. I wanted to but too lazy lol

[@LMAODOODZ]

I made one on my shorts videos lol.

[@KingK2205]

Missed opportunity

[@solarwinds9363]

Yep! I heard him say that and my head went "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!" ... I'm not disappointed

[@foggythedrum]

Cat t-shirt on. Nice ✌️

[@jkobain]

Yah, cool detail!

[@arseniyonline1234555]

Looks tasty!

[@GestapoPussyRanch]

Andre doesn't miss a trick!

[@uncletyrone]

Childless cat gentleman

[@cookiebun95]

As an actual Springfield Ohio resident I love this.

[@ChineseChicken1]

How's everything going in Springfield?

[@Brash_Candicoot]

Ok Homer

[@decline1822]

bro I hope your dog and/or cat is safe. Trump will save them.

[@Ergu3722]

So did they eat pets there?

[@mctrimm7097]

Looking at your profile pic I can see why you would love this. They're eating the cats. 😂

[@sartajhanspal5604]

the line "...no credible reports of specific claims" goes hella hard with the drums and bass in perfect sync with each syllable of the words being uttered 🔥

[@jaxongolf]

That was tight af

[@mekannatarry1929]

You can make a beat off of that alone, dude is a genius XD.

[@ericpeterson7512]

The whole thing was in perfect sync with the speaking.

[@dr.emilschaffhausen4683]

Too bad the fact checkers didn't get fact checked.

[@Adam-mv4fw]

​@@dr.emilschaffhausen4683 who needs fact when you see it on tv? Not trump !

[@3D6Space]

Best 59 seconds of music I've heard all day! lol

[@GravelHerault]

best version of the debate so far 🎉 lovely Vai vibes btw

[@Jakster840]

00:26 goes HARD

[@nathanmcgill7249]

Isn't that the riff from Enter Sandman

[@StrongBoi765]

@@nathanmcgill7249Yeah it’s pretty close haha

[@carmillachoate]

The fact I got a Trump campaign ad in front of this video is hilarious

[@kdak247]

Hahahaha.

[@legtendgav556]

I guess they didn't know you were about to watch another one

[@UdonTaco]

Liquid Tension Experiment vibes and grooves. Love it. Keep it going . We need an extended version

[@armitagehawkshaw]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG the dog barking part cracked me up!!!!!

[@Chrish1981]

Love the cat shirt!!! 😂😂

[@voncottas]

You deserve an Award. I don’t care which one. Just a big shiny thing. And a ribbon too.

[@johnnylarue6016]

I've been a long-time subscriber, Andre, and this is the best one yet. I am watching the views and likes roll as I type. I hope this surpasses the Pig Calling Contest. Thanks for the laugh!!

[@russianmegabot5272]

You laughing about animals being killed? Well, okay then

[@jkobain]

@@russianmegabot5272 ruzzi go home. If you ever had one.

[@russianmegabot5272]

@@jkobain i'm Not even russian. Got the Name to Trigger stupid comments from NPCs Like you. It's obviously working

[@AlexWazHere]

​@@russianmegabot5272dUhR npc dUhR trump iz god duHr immigrants bad. That's you.

[@dr.jiIIaIicecooper2587]

​@@AlexWazHere They're very bad

[@parvuspeach]

Back in my day, we didn't eat the pets, but we did use an onion at the belt. Which was the style at the time.

[@chomkypanda]

What the FUCK does this mean??????

[@phaelox]

​@@chomkypandait's a grampa Simpson reference. He always goes on incoherent rambling tangents, much like Tmurp, except funny 😂

[@stephe1506]

​@@phaeloxTmurp 😂

[@monkeypanda-ib5cz]

My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say -dickety- because the Kaiser had stolen our word -twenty-. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

[@hitthegoat]

And nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. GIVE ME FIVE BEES FOR A QUARTER you’d say. Now where was I? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn’t get white onions, because of the war, all you could get were those big yellow onions

[@terrywatkins]

This sounds like it could've been a song on the C&C Red Alert 2 soundtrack

[@christiandeuer2425]

Good Idea, that should work well with the Donald Trump Voiceover.

[@lordpessimism]

@@christiandeuer2425 Is he replacing Tim Curry as the Russian leader?

[@christiandeuer2425]

@@lordpessimism No, we have a russian Leader already and Prigozhin as Yuri.

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

@@lordpessimism that was Red Alert 3 not Red Alert 2. I don't know how I know that considering I never played either game.

[@brightbite]

I needed this today!

[@jsharp9735]

And we need Jesus every day ! ✝☦

[@ArcaneNemesis]

​@@jsharp9735 Not really, but you do you.

[@jsharp9735]

@@ArcaneNemesis Everyone does ! I want to see you in Heaven !

[@ArcaneNemesis]

@@jsharp9735 Stating everyone does doesn't make it so. Just let people live their lives.

[@jsharp9735]

@@ArcaneNemesis Its not because I say it is so, it is because it is so. Don't be a rebel, get right with God so you're not separated from Him. At the end of the day that is all that matters.

[@geraldframinghammer2626]

I knew the moment I heard this at the debate there would be a vid from Andre. Nice.

[@paulrandig]

The Part "I just want to clarify here..." of the moderator is sooo funky!

[@honeymonster135]

The magician strikes again! So quick on the draw too. Top work.

[@whitelotus_zero]

So many people to enter the Haiti - Dominican rabbit hole after this one. Great job Andre educating the masses 😊

[@herban_homestead]

Hahaha you never disappoint

[@Reneator]

I was explicitely searching for this as i watched so many good edits/remixes of similar things.

[@alexxx4434]

HOT DOGS

[@erikshin-cj8sh]

With Cat-chup or Mouse-tard!

[@MarcosElMalo2]

KITKATS

[@marioa19]

Oh my lord.......no words....just a massive CHEFS KISS to your genius. Laughed my ass off!!! Great video as always!!

[@jayiskindarad]

beautiful

[@obredaanps3]

Brilliant. This is what the internet was created for.

[@theCat-mh2xf]

I kinda expected the melody of "Breaking the law". Anyway, it's hilarious

[@filipcamerman3473]

I want more Donald Funk now :)

[@SlamdalfTheGrey]

Hilarious as always 😂

[@aisle_of_view]

I'd believe it if RFK lived in Springfield

[@anomymouse5043]

What did he eat?

[@hitthegoat]

@@anomymouse5043he didn’t eat it, but he did take a bear roadkill carcass and put it in his van with the intention of eating it, but he subsequently had to leave it in Central Park and staged it to look like a bike accident because he apparently forgot he had a flight to catch so wouldn’t have time to get the bear skinned and put in the fridge lol. Oh, and apparently he once cut the head off a beached whale and strapped it to the top of his car

[@rolanddeschain6089]

More of a bear guy

[@LMAODOODZ]

​@@anomymouse5043He sent a photo to a friend of what appeared to be a fried dog and claimed that he should try dog when he goes on vacation to Asia or something.

[@CJ-yk4sn]

​lol so what if any of that was true what would it matter? Kamalas story is about blowing mr Brown and destroying a family. She really has nothing else to say for herself. Shes failed in every position ive known her in and no one can stand to work for her. Also beats ol cornpop lol. Atleast Trump and Kennedy actually have long success records in there fields. Also helps trump and kennedy actually like people lol and dont look like theyre just shooting up before every public appearance@@hitthegoat

[@AlbertMoyerJr]

Your talents exceed description! You also have a great sense of humor. Keep on rocking, Andre!

[@351cleavland]

Its sad that hiring for a top position in the world is so easily trivialized. On a different note, this was hilarious.

[@maximstarovoyt205]

Oh, Andre, you`re real maestro and philosopher

[@AVM-Music]

That’s definitely more prog than funk Nice work

[@iamnitrox]

Schrodinger's Immigrant - simultaneously getting thousands from food stamps and welfare, but also eating people's pets because of starvation

[@Bob-jv4yf]

You don’t believe they’re getting money from government aid? You can find police reports and 311/911 calls reporting that ducks and geese were being killed and eaten by people and people pets being taken from their backyards. People locating them using tracking chips only to find remains of cooked bones. But we know you won’t take the time to look for these.

[@Luxington1]

Culture

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

No one ever said conservatives were intelligent or able to identify double-think.

[@ProductBasement]

​@@Luxington1Exactly. Haitians eat cats in Haiti

[@skippypeanutbutter9136]

@@skaldlouiscyphre2453 yawn. We've got proof they're doing this. get educated, stop being a lefty

[@lunabranwen]

Turn lies and fascism into a hip jam. Nice

[@steveg6199]

@AndreAntunes - Love the FunkCore you're projecting! 🙂

[@koczisek]

"The Great Debate" materialized!

[@matthewjohnvu8104]

Subscribed! I love your work!

[@alexxbaudwhyn7572]

We eats LOTS of dogs around here. Covered with Michigan's best Coney chili and onions and mustard

[@vantongerent]

Nice meme mashup! Another banger.

[@oscarberlangamonasterio226]

I insist....you are a genius.

[@anomymouse5043]

When is the whole album coming out? Any plans for tours?

[@ThreeFortySeven]

It was funny during the debate. Now it’s hilarious 😂🤘

[@dr.emilschaffhausen4683]

Funny yet true.

[@andord123]

The sad part is it showed how easily convinced someone is by fake news and now Springfield has had bomb threats on their schools and city buildings as a result of perpetuating falsehoods.

[@sabotagefate69]

​@@dr.emilschaffhausen4683horrific yet true

[@Algone_11]

Excellent!!

[@tonyb300]

The best channel on KZbin! Andre really knows how to turn shit into sonic gold!

[@jamesfinendale4898]

Found this guy yesterday. Great stuff man. Been laughing a lot. Awesome riffs too

[@unicornjogger2199]

In another life, Trump could've made an insane heavy metal band

[@sub0fathom]

What makes you think that...? Because a good musician was able to make a jam out of his words?

[@whatizreality0124]

It ain't over yet . He can do whatever he wants and WILL succeed at it .

[@Drozdov6]

Maybe you should check out Nuclear Power Trio 😂

[@jorgeespinoza3938]

He will have plenty of time to hone his skills while in prison. Don't admit defeat yet.

[@dr.jiIIaIicecooper2587]

​@@jorgeespinoza3938 He will never see prison, he will be next president hahahaha

[@muddyduck64]

I was actually waiting for this- lmao.

[@nettlecider]

Even the guy who's dog got eaten would jam to this

[@lordpessimism]

Can someone who doesn't exist jam?

[@charlesmiv3842]

The guy who's dog got eaten isn't real lol. You've been duped by a fake news meme.

[@nettlecider]

@@lordpessimism to this? yes

[@tankourito5419]

​@@charlesmiv3842The irony.

[@yol_n]

@@lordpessimism cope harder

[@bartylobethal8089]

This is amongst your finest work.

[@szymon308]

An instant classic

[@trickiification]

Knarly Dude, Knarly man! lol; love this remix, ty, from the old fart in Canada!

[@GOGGLETUBESUCKS4UIC]

Does it count if my dog ate my cat?

[@PolaBeaver]

@@GOGGLETUBESUCKS4UIC I don't think it's funny

[@stvlu7333]

Hilarious!

[@pj123xyz]

And then you ate your dog. The circle of life

[@MrSean5123]

Thats fucked

[@khartoumist1031]

Is your dog dark-furred? If so, yes they can run with that.

[@duncancumming5285]

good lord you are talented as hell, great work!

[@carabusviolaceus9166]

How did Andre turn that round so quick??? Awesome.

[@DamienSlingsby]

this was very, very good. thank you.

[@purefoldnz3070]

They're eating the DAWGS!

[@daniellamb8988]

Keep the hits coming!

[@mcgrud]

For the algorithm. ✊

[@osoyoosforever9643]

Beauty! On DJT could excel at this

[@YQVN35]

00:34 great growls doggo

[@MAX96MENDES]

ROFLMAO ! Isto é mesmo bom! This is a great song ! Thank you for the cool song and for sharing Andre

[@lyndiss.2017]

The reporter section is actually cool as fuck!

[@mandalovescatspandas1781]

LOL 😂 I swear, you have great bass tone! Awesome stuff my dude, keep it up!

[@ChristianIce]

Good job! Now all my cats turned MAGA and blamed me for inflation.

[@legtendgav556]

Uuuuuuuuh based?

[@SteveFye]

Best debate summary I've seen

[@wildmanfisher]

Andre Antunes, you are a music god among men

[@lurx2024]

...I hope Trump doesn't take a bite out of your royalties for this song.

[@reginabillotti]

Trump doesn't own the royalties to the debate or news interviews 😂

[@FireForEffect1533]

Springfield finally received aid to deal with this problem today lol

[@AntiNihilist]

Probably won't help them. They've received aid for the persistent drug problems too, and it made little difference. Bad leadership.

[@manumaster1990]

Springfield has 20.000 new haitian immigrants in a population of 60.000 people there! US is a bad joke!

[@lordpessimism]

The problem is imaginary. Haitians eating pets is an old racist trope. Some racists made the claim about Springfield, and mainstream racists in the Republican party ran with it.

[@DR-ge8hp]

@@manumaster1990 You should move there to offset the dog eaters. You could be the new MAGA bootlicking class saving our country from the most horrible events we've ever seen! THEYRE EATING THE DOGS

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

@@DR-ge8hp Do you have any videos up? I think Andre could easily feature you.

[@MobileDecay]

This is what I was waiting for! 🤣🤣🤣

[@UsagiRebL]

“People on television” I forget how much he loves to get his facts from random TV. And it doesn’t matter who’s talking on the news if it’s some random person or an expert, he will believe them just the same. Maybe we should create a fake news bulletin with a lot of of common sense recommendations for how to treat things in this country and see if he takes notice of them and uses them.

[@charlesmiv3842]

Yeah, the guy is a complete doofus.

[@thethriftyfawn]

ICONIC. And I nearly died laughing at the growling dog! 🤣

[@clqudy4750]

0:15 Aunt Kamala looks lovingly towards Andre. And thank you for shedding a light on this extremely important non issue! ⭐

[@LikeKools]

You’re so cringe

[@BigJoker]

Aunt Kamala? Wow

[@pimpdaddyc7066]

It's actually happening you delusional liberal

[@clqudy4750]

@@BigJoker Well she is, and we love her.

[@colonelkurtz2269]

She looking at Trump concerned his cheese just slipped off his cracker.

[@allisterhaworth6024]

Love you did this SO quick! Made my day. 😂 Bravo.. 👏 👏

[@X.Draxius]

This video marks the very first time the ad was Trump asking me for money instead of Kamala

[@danieltilleru3528]

Didn't know i needed this

[@contrarian8870]

PETA for Trump!

[@charlesmiv3842]

lol, PETA has not endorsed anyone and would certainly not endorse that orange narcissist.

[@dakinmaher4522]

You rock so hard bro! Awesome! And I rock!

[@evanb.daniels3679]

They said the same thing about Italians in the 1920’s when they immigrated to the mid Atlantic area. Same old racist story.

[@mysteryrockband]

Genius

[@Thrive910]

I was a trump voter until I watched that debate. I am now undecided 😂

[@neuvocastezero1838]

Does Kristi Noem live in Springfield?

[@Tremor1776]

This rumor been floating around since 2nd grade

[@niall_sanderson]

And it’s been directed at all sorts of different immigrant groups. The only new things about this are it being directed at Haitians and a Presidential candidate repeating the baseless rumour

[@BenKritz]

I thought the same thing...when I was a kid, 40-odd years ago, it was Cambodians in our town.

[@CaptainStardust1988]

Multiple claims from multiple residents concerning the pets, and confirmations on the ducks. At least it's bringing attention to the bigger issue of thousands of migrants living off the government and refusing to assimilate.

[@ThePlecoPal]

It's definitely happened atleast once

[@judysblueeyes]

Hahahahahaa - i love the dog growling part.

[@therrydicule]

It's so absurd that someone needs to point it's not a thing. How absurd is it that it needs two? Andre Antunes is doing a good job at kind of poking fun at the absurdity. But I will still point a couple of things I saw in the comments section: "But we got video evidence" of a different town in Ohio, where one lady who isn't an immigrant got caught. Caton isn't Springfield, Allexis Ferrell isn't Haitian, and that Farrell might have mental health issues as she had fur in her teeth... "But we got a video with a bird" of a man who was picking up the two geese that had been hit by a car in Columbus, according to the Ohio Division of Wildlife. Nothing RFK Jr never did, apparently. And there is evidence that a Neo Nazi group called Blood Tribe is trying to push this around on social networks such as Gab and telegram.

[@legtendgav556]

Ok Town of 58k has 20k. foreigners dumped on them in just 4 years. No one talks about it until this happens.

[@therrydicule]

@@legtendgav556 It wasn't "dumped" on the population. Local businesses attracted them because that town was closing: population was 65,358 in 2000, it was bigger in the 1990s. This means you have a town with plenty of jobs and a low cost of living. Perfect if you are broke and need a sustainable place to live, and on top got flexibility due to low number of obligations and few friends. Such as immigrants. And it wasn't talked about because it's apparently not a big problem. The only one complaining and getting some coverage were local neo-Nazis (Blood tribes). Like the most I heard outside of Neo-Nazis was some people talking about maybe having driving lessons for migrant, which I think everyone with a driving licence could use once in a while anyway... Refreshers aren't a bad thing.

[@mikedahoe2251]

Dude I enjoy your stuff so much!!!!!!!!!

[@MelodyFarris2323]

There eating the dogs Source: trust me bro

[@BillyTheKidder]

Koreans are reeeeeaaal quiet all of a sudden..

[@oberonmeister]

​@@BillyTheKidder, to be honest, Koreans are trying hard to root out this horrible tradition. They have a law that specifically forbids to use dogs in a cuisine for a long time now.

[@lucianaromulus1408]

Google videos of residents....it's not a lie.

[@charlesmiv3842]

@@lucianaromulus1408it is a lie. The chief of police, mayor and conservative governor of the state debunked it.

[@nicolausteslaus]

Uzbeks, Kyrgyz, Chinese: what sauce bro?

[@MoggioMTB]

There is a lot in that 59 seconds!!! Great stuff.

[@leomilani_gtr]

If someone wrote in a fiction that the candidate for president of USA said that, everyone would think it was exaggerated. Weird times, man...

[@chemicalcabbage]

You can find police body cam footage (right here on KZbin the app you're currently using) of an immigrant being arrested for eating someone's cat. So yes the times are weird but not in the way you think.

[@lordmusty]

@@chemicalcabbage Except there is no evidence of immigrants eating people's pets. That video is of a typical Ohio resident, probably just forgot to take their Abilify.

[@Thegbear]

​@chemicalcabbage THAT WAS A BLACK US CITIZEN. They were BORN HERE. You can''t do ten seconds of googling? You just automatically believe it because you're a republican?

[@chazzilla8919]

​@@chemicalcabbage that woman was in canton, first of all, not springfield, while drugged out of her mind, and she's been a registered voter for years

[@matsmcmats]

​@@chemicalcabbageyou are just as bad at filtering out misinformation as trump 😂 you people are so naive it's not even funny. You still think Santa is real?

[@BHisme123]

So glad I subbed to this channel

[@royconestoga7326]

The fact that this dude is anywhere near the highest office in the land; again, is absolutely mind blowing. Humans are not as advanced as we think we are.

[@jjrusy7438]

that goes double for harris too

[@BigJDinSC]

I know, right?! That strong economy, record low unemployment for minorities, no new wars and energy independence were YUGE problems!

[@lordmusty]

@@BigJDinSC Can't really give 45 credit for the economy just because he was in office while it happened, though tbf he didn't do anything to destroy the economy either. Same for record low unemployment for minorities. The US was not energy independent & still isn't. It will never really happen, though minimizing reliance on foreign energy is based. Afaik 46 is doing better on that front anyways. On the matter of wars, it's true 45 didn't start a war, but he did stoke the embers of war with almost every foreign policy decision he did make. He was meek on Putin while Putin was (somewhat covertly) sending arms & soldiers into the Donbas to fight Ukraine from 2016-2020. He also moved the US Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem which everyone knew was going to radicalize more Palestinians & drone struck Soleimani right before leaving office, which likely contributed strongly to the Oct 6th attack in Israel. At least if you brought up Operation Warp Speed you'd have something solid to credit 45 with when appealing to dems, but cons are openly anti-medical science so they can't even pretend to think that was a good idea.

[@royconestoga7326]

@@BigJDinSC Feel free to show your work on your figures there bud.

[@BigJDinSC]

@@royconestoga7326 wouldn’t matter if I gave you every source in the world; you’d discount it anyway. You can Google it while sipping on your estrogen latte if you want. Enjoy voting for someone whose only “qualification” is being a radically liberal woman of color.

[@Studio-62]

Great, nice matching of the speech rhythms. Interesting chord progression as well.

[@andrewgocken517]

You cut the part when Trump told the moderator he had just done a report on it on ABC. And the moderator quickly changed the subject. Plus Lindsey Davis is now fired. Donald tells great jokes.

[@charlesmiv3842]

Literally none of what you said is even remotely true lol.

[@andrewgocken517]

@@charlesmiv3842 didn't you see? Even Joe's supporting Trump now. Lmgdfao@you