Andrew Cuomo, Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

Facing massive public pressure to resign after numerous women came forward with allegations of abuse, New York's governor Andrew Cuomo announced he will leave office voluntarily in 14 days. #Colbert #Cuomo #Monologue
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[@madyjules06]

11:46 Jon’s expression was pure “I’m glad I didn’t have to try that” 🤣!!

[@prokesuk]

The line "suck it Elon" in regards to commercials in space was followed by a commercial break. Brilliant.

[@benlutz1974]

phffffft - small thinking. We ALL know that access to space is the only thing delaying the entire universe from filling up with porn.

[@gwolf7716]

@@benlutz1974 oh, trust me. Ever since satellite SkinaMax went live we’ve been a peep show for the galaxy.(well once the signals reach Alpha Centauri for paid rebroadcast)

[@whatabouttheearth]

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[@kenlay2392]

When space became full of PORN and the ALIENS come to exterminate us for not being righteous enough...or to meet Maxine?

[@Corn_Pone_Flicks]

Only if you don't use an adblocker. I haven't seen a commercial on KZbin in years.

[@wolframstahl1263]

"I never crossed the line with anyone". That's great, unless you start on the wrong side of the line.

[@eduardoandres5989]

lol "i never crossed the line with anyone" thats not for him to decide!!!!!!!!!!! it's like being an a**hole! you dont get to decide you're NOT one...........other people do that! otherwise jeff bezos would be in the clear.

[@Montesama314]

He says he never crossed the line "in his mind." Oh, how convenient, the bad actor is the one who sets the rules of conduct that just so happen to condone his acts.

[@AmericanTeacher-USA]

😂😂😂😂😂👍

[@Paris45627]

Because he was too busy using his hands bloody dirty old old old man

[@idonthavetime2reply14]

Colbert identified as a Cuomosexual

[@aiedailguardian]

The quick reaction shot of John Baptiste was everything.

[@kylestubbs8867]

"In my mind, I never crossed the line with anyone." Not only _isn't_ that a defense, it's an exact description of the problem.

[@tavissmith8112]

It was almost comically tone deaf

[@asecretturning]

And victim blaming while playing the victim! He's putrid!

[@MB-em9hm]

Cuomo didn't know the bar had been moved from "Grab'em by the Pussy" to further than "Grab'em by the tits" to "Don't grab'em at all".

[@PraiseTheFSMonster]

Well said 👏

[@iCanbEYOURrUKIA]

LMAO! He never heard of "quitting while you're ahead" or "foot-in-mouth syndrome "

[@andrewjohnson6716]

"I have a Bachelors degree in logic, a Master's in motherhood, but mostly I'm board-certified in freedom-loving. " is a strange way to say "I never finished high school."

[@jarrysciligo5395]

@@mike7652

[@mindakahn9964]

Thank you, that was so hysterical. (And thus explains the falling sat scores.)

[@MK-sv4vy]

So the lady may be wrong about this or that, but AT LEAST SHE IS SPEAKING UP FOR OUR LIBERTY!!! She is a hero- Colbert is a ZERO ✌️

[@andrewjohnson6716]

@@MK-sv4vy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Also, is she rich? She eat a lot of expensive food in one day. Yet, she can't afford a mask? And she refuses a free vaccine? Maybe if we said it was rare and exclusive, she'd get it.

[@artbargra]

"I have a bachelor's degree in logic" Lady, you should ask for a refund, then.

[@horcarov2637]

😂😂😂

[@wendythepseudokrican]

She sounded ridiculous, looking all proud like she's doing something extraordinary. No, she's just ignorant.

[@Yourmomma568]

but does she own a doghouse?

[@Alpha0727]

She got her degrees from Trump University.

[@ArcYT]

She got her degree through University of Phoenix

[@rodycaz8984]

You were a HUGE Cuomo fangirl though, Stevie. Are we just supposed to ignore that? LOL!

[@TJStellmach]

Yeah, well, Bill Cosby used to have a lot of fans, too, but guess what changed?

[@janinebean4276]

The only line that moved was the line of what you could get away with, you always made women uncomfortable, they just didn’t have the power to stop you.

[@rainwater8135]

Did you work with him/for him? How do you know he ‘always’ made women feel uncomfortable? I’m just wondering because had he been as bad as you say 11 cases seems very small. Weinstein had hundreds of women come forward with claims. He was a walking epidemic of abuse. But 11? I mean if you can quantise these matters, 1 is too many. Is 11 the tip of the iceberg?

[@katsebua]

@@rainwater8135 DJT, Gaetz,, Cosby .... still walking around ...

[@gaylemc2692]

One is too many..

[@moniqueengleman873]

Yes I agree. 40 years ago men got away with Everything. Now we have laws and standards. And yet, some people continue to Ignore the line.

[@kathleentheg]

The camera guy lost it in the apple pie hotdogs. I still remember his laugh from quarantine times

[@Hooyahfish]

I think that’s the producer. But yeah it makes me laugh when I hear him laugh.

[@thisguyhere6641]

Apple pie hot dogs?! My God! America's imploding! #LOL #LMAO #LMFAO #LOFL

[@teresitauy5532]

Guy Pierre ,your hotdog apple pie is disgusting .

[@kyle-ri5mz]

I think he was laughing at colbert's hypocrisy.

[@ricmorales3406]

Now all we have is audience pandering to Colbert's ego

[@gianlucaalessia5538]

So basically companies would be willing to spend a fortune to advertise in space but can't pay taxes or their employees a living wage

[@redbarchetta8782]

^^^

[@rendajones7368]

@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda Well, yes. That’s the “bottom line.”

[@brianclark785]

Well yes, you see the advertising in outer space would be a business cost that brought down the yearly earnings and would therefore reduce their tax liability.

[@tetleydidley]

I doubt anyone working at Tesla works for less than a living wage.

[@ironyelegy]

@@brianclark785 tax liability > human survival ?

[@captain_context9991]

"Dont let the door hit you on the way out" Pfff... If Andrew Cuomo was coming on as a guest... Just a month ago... He would be welcome with open arms. Stephen Colbert really is the single most cater-for-all personality on TV.

[@whiteraven181]

You're terribly pessimistic. What's wrong with changing your stance when you gain new information? Do you think it's better to stay in the same position forever no matter what you learn?

[@captain_context9991]

@@whiteraven181 Notice how you just created a whole scenario for me now. Its so cheap... To make the same old tired jokes about anyone who has touched a womans knee with any kind of intent since the 1980s. All these women had the option to simply walk away, but didnt. Because he is rich and famous. Then suddenly they have to exploit the "mee too" culture and try to cash in later... YEARS later. Its so limp wristed. So pathetic. So easy.

[@curses6166]

@@captain_context9991 Exactly

[@deana6072]

@@whiteraven181 same way you are turning on Biden 🤭

[@marochkaminkeng9872]

“We fought a civil war, and we are no longer subjects.” Don’t even know what to say to that.

[@tyinva1212]

Yeah there is a reason she is a stay at home mother. Lol

[@amietedeschi3203]

Well, technically the American Revolution was a civil war, because the American colonists were citizens of the country they were fighting. I don’t agree at all with her argument, but she may have gotten that one point right.

[@marochkaminkeng9872]

@@amietedeschi3203 i think it’s more about the fact that the civil war was over slavery and her choice of words is kind of tone-deaf to that.

[@taoist32]

@@marochkaminkeng9872 Civil war was not all about slavery. That was only one part of it.

[@marochkaminkeng9872]

@@taoist32 that’s like saying that the holocaust was only one part of the reason why WW2 happened.

[@IndySidhu88]

Apple Pie Hot Dog: Just because it doesn't exist doesn't mean it NEEDS to exist.

[@skeptale]

"I have a bachelor's degree in logic" is now my favorite way to start a conversation.

[@cz2165]

Cuomo got cringier and cringier with these attempted “excuses”. Yuck.

[@MimiYuYu]

I think it was the pacing of his delivery. If he let the words just flow out it probably would have seemed more authentic. But he put a period full stop after almost every word and just made it seem like he was mansplaining every thing.

[@charlesbridges3991]

Those women were paid off 😳

[@weizerthanbud7464]

@@charlesbridges3991 innocent til proven guilty. This stinks. American Democrats are snowflakes. I'm so glad bill Cosby is free

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@weizerthanbud7464 That man fucking admitted to his guilt.

[@cmhardin37]

@@Richard_Nickerson exactly. Why don't people get that?

[@johnnyroche138]

If he doesn’t want the door hitting his ass on the way out, then he shouldn’t have dressed like he wanted it

[@ofsinope]

"I have a bachelor's degree in logic..." Wow that's actually pretty impressive, a real logician! "...a master's degree in motherhood..." Oh never mind, I get it, you're doing a thing.

[@Leelz247]

😆

[@adelinas.7335]

😂😂😂 I went from huh, really those exist? To oh, never mind…🙄

[@Piedone21]

A BS degree in BS

[@MimiYuYu]

I think she should of opened with the master’s degree in motherhood because for a second I was wondering what a logic degree was.

[@cmw12]

Same. I was ready to listen respectfully to a genuine argument.

[@jimmartin5309]

You supported Cuomo, not that long ago! Cmon dude have some integrity!

[@ValerieJNorse]

Jim Martin -- Cuomo has done some good things, for which Colbert praised him. He has also done some scummy things, which cost him his job and for which Colbert panned him. Is it your feeling that if someone does something good, no one should ever criticize them, and if someone does something bad, they should never be praised for the good things they did?

[@TJStellmach]

You have strange ideas about integrity.

[@jimmartin5309]

Morons woke up a couple of days ago, probably “triggered by my Flag” 😜

[@mikeshea2456]

Colbert: *makes a joke about how KZbin ads suck* KZbin: *runs a 30 second unskippable ad right before the punchline*

[@KelRiever]

Cuomo, who changed the Tappan Zee bridge name, a bridge named after an American Indian tribe, to be in his daddy's name. So let's not pretend the ego of this man wasn't on display a long time ago. This has nothing to do with political parties, but a certain kind of person we make excuses for.

[@heidikickhouse-]

The people of New York should demand that it be changed back. It should never have been allowed in the first place, if only to avoid the appearance of impropriety. The sooner the better. What is the mechanism for that?

[@ironyelegy]

Maybe a reversal is in order :( I have a feeling that we will learn many open "secrets" of cuomo soon

[@Suho1004]

I had no idea that the original Tappan Zee Bridge had even been demolished and replaced with a new bridge. It's been a while since I left New York, though.

[@gamepapa1211]

Well now he gets to watch as folks who used to dance to his every tune burn their bridges over him. Because karma's a bitch and her justice is nothing short of poetic.

[@carlawilkinson4843]

@@gamepapa1211 : don't be so dramatic

[@DemonDog444]

Colbert was singing Cuomo's praises just a few months ago.

[@dinsdag6juli2010]

@@beammeup9504 Yeah but we knew New York was changing the way they register covid deaths way before...

[@bikeshop2002]

not being able to change your mind or update an opinion based on new information is a good thing in your mind? an intelligent person responds to new information, surely, regardless of what they thought before they knew. how can that possibly be a problem? seriously, I want to know.

[@davehughes1667]

@@bikeshop2002 you think this was new information? When Biden is finally ousted as a child sniffer will you all pretend you never knew?

[@myfriendscallmek2745]

First he wasnt. Second unlike the spoiled dumbasses calling themselves conservatives, Stephen determines his attitude towards people based on how they behave, not on parties

[@amyreynolds3619]

Yes, he was. And I'll bet you still think the FORMER president is going to be re-instated? How's it going with that?

[@Montesama314]

The line was not "redrawn," he just ignored it until he faced consequences.

[@whocares269]

He only thinks it's been redrawn because he's seeing it in red tape for the first time 😒

[@DrTssha]

I'm a fan of Beau of the fifth column, and he did a video recently where he responded to someone asking "everyone's moved the goddamn line, so where's the line?", and the answer was "you've always known. You're just upset because you can't get away with taking advantage of women like you used to". The line's always been there. They just want people to ignore it, so they can get back to feeling people up again. It's disgusting, and I hope they're finally held accountable.

[@matthewkoch6937]

You're completely right. He's sorry....sorry he got caught!

[@paulburley7993]

Who knew slipping your hand up a woman's blouse and cupping her breast could be misconstrued as sexual harassment!!!? I listened to his blathering, sickening speech and finally gave up grabbing my chin and just left it on the floor. What a first class asshole. He can now add the moniker " a shameless liar."

[@artbargra]

One of my favorite quotes ever is "It's not the same being sorry, than being sorry you're caught". As many other have pointed out, that cynical "I didn't know they moved the line" simply means "dammit, now I can't continue to exploit my feigned ignorance"

[@Darchias]

His face just screamed that the Apple Pie Hot Dog tastes EXACTLY like you think it would taste.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

hard to swallow, but given enough time maybe people can handle that much American. until then, stay in florida

[@CJusticeHappen21]

Ultimately, I'm disappointed more than anything else. I wanted a better story for Mr. Cuomo. But it was on him to see that we got one, not anyone else.

[@ValerieJNorse]

Exactly.

[@24juan68]

Not long ago, he was praising the Governor. He says what ever they write on the script

[@johnsumser9743]

So we can't change our minds when we learn something new?

[@ValerieJNorse]

Cuomo has done some good things, for which Colbert praised him. He has also done some scummy things, which cost him his job and for which Colbert panned him. Is it your feeling that if someone does something good, no one should ever criticize them, and if someone does something bad, they should never be praised for the good things they did?

[@sunilsumair8320]

Not surprising, it was a typical a public fair-weather friendship.. 😗

[@TJStellmach]

@@sunilsumair8320 Yeah, a little sexual assault and your so-called "friends" turn on you. This shouldn't be a mystery.

[@charruaporelmundo]

And that only show he is an independent thinker, not like Trumpers that they will suck his co…. No matter what he does

[@gangstapenguin2773]

that Kars 4 Kids joke has John Oliver ready to end it all

[@FauxPlantEnthusiast]

i'm so used to seeing kars 4 kids ads getting blown up mid-song on last week tonight that i FULLY EXPECTED that to happen and was very surprised to hear the whole song in its entirety

[@aundizielsdorff5374]

I miss the no studio audience version with his adorable wife.

[@Nan-59]

Me, too! She was a great co-host!

[@tetleydidley]

You're not going to miss it much longer I believe.

[@MothGirl007]

We all do. It felt much more intimate.

[@calinasagilitypartner4444]

I mean, all the monologues are on YT. I personally think Stephen is better in front of a real audience.

[@sethie_shots]

Kinda same, the audience sounds fake to me still 😂 like canned audience in sitcoms

[@ajo8075]

"I have a Bachelor’s degree in logic..." I highly doubt that. "I have Master's degree in motherhood. I'm a board certified freedom loving American." Oh she doesn't realize logic is a real field of study, I --

[@TawdryTempest]

I went from looking forward to hearing what she had to say to, oh hell no.

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

How quickly someone's fortune can change. Just a year ago, he was lauded for his response and daily briefings on the pandemic. Hailed as someone that took charge in a crisis. And a few months and a few scandals later, he's now practically a political pariah. Well, at least the Democratic party can still hold their own accountable. Quite a few problematic politicians on the other side are still walking around despite their part in an insurrection.

[@cc1k435]

An insurrection on top of many scandals including, but not limited to, sexual harassment within the GOP. To get asked to leave, you have to die, and even then certain members would still try to have you vote. 🙄

[@JasonB72481]

Let's not forget his cover up of the killing of senior citizens and giving protection to the higher ups. It was so corrupt that Republicans started emulating it.

[@georgemichaels9511]

He’s just weak. You don’t admit guilt or resign. Do what Donald Trump did. Be a winner

[@BrayOfTheDonkey]

Just like Rudy with 9/11 and then went down hill after being NY mayor

[@JimH.]

Again let's not pretend that the Democrats didn't know what he was up to for a long time. It's not like these actions just now happened and it's a sudden shock. All politicians in all parties should be held accountable to the same standards, but to imply the left somehow polices itself better is disingenuous at best.

[@toddwilliams5905]

The good ol' daze when you could abuse your co-worker. Before the line moved...

[@Opus313]

Andrew Cuomo resigned. Good Matt Gaetz, it's your turn. And GOP, hold your own abusers accountable!

[@Tuturial464]

Yeah well you know political bullshit

[@victorarredondo304]

Liberals should be first

[@beccadabeast5013]

@@victorarredondo304 God damn, you suck at trolling. 😆

[@mikeykanstenpoyy6523]

So we just gonna forget stephen wasnt fanning over him just a couple months ago 🤣

[@shirokimminjungparkjeon3358]

So you're saying that Stephen should've kept fanning over him instead of calling him out?

[@mikeykanstenpoyy6523]

@@shirokimminjungparkjeon3358 why simp for a multi-millionaire corporate shill of comedian thats kinda cringy bro… i know your better than this 🥲

[@bikeshop2002]

what's wrong with updating your opinion on someone based on new information? that's what intelligent people do - they learn.

[@mikeykanstenpoyy6523]

@@bikeshop2002 i guess being a democrat shills the inn thing nowadays I remember when he actually used to be funny is all

[@youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263]

@@bikeshop2002 the information already there before... but they chose to ignore it

[@joyj1219]

Did she get her Master’s in logic from Trump University?

[@laelae4580]

😂😂😂

[@laelae4580]

Omgoodness. These comments having me lmao.

[@AleAT]

"I didn't realize the extent to which the line has been re-drawn" just wow...

[@cc1k435]

I don't think it exactly makes things better for him to say that he didn't know that the law had finally caught up to that level of harassment. As governor, perhaps one should keep up on current events, and maybe even LEGISLATION. 🙄

[@IMSiegfried]

@@cc1k435 What? When was it ok to grab a woman by the boob?!

[@Karrikua]

That was so disgusting to hear

[@asleepawake3645]

@@IMSiegfried , when it is consensual

[@SarahElisabethJoyal]

@@IMSiegfried he's thinking back to the Mad Men era when we all just put up with it and didn't complain

[@BlairTindall86]

It's a little weird that American broadcasters will gladly show a horrifically violent and gory scene from a horror film, yet they censor curse words and even partial nudity.

[@rhov-anion]

Americans don't care about blood and gore but "OMG HE SAID SHIT INSTEAD OF DOODOO and don't forget "AHHHHHHH MY EYES, SHE'S SHOWING THE FAINT SHADOW OF A NIPPLE THROUGH THAT THICK SWEATER!!!!!!!!"

[@smkh2890]

Because the difference between fake violence and real violence is understood, even subconsciously. Network tv doesn’t show actual killing, and recently give warnings about even generalised scenes of conflict.

[@astilealavatica1404]

Our aversion to sexual reality is why we have kids making kids...

[@demonsorrows]

Gotta remember there are a lot of people who claim violence and gore is horrible and desensitizes children.. Then they force their kids to watch something like Passion of the Christ, raise them to glorify war and the military, dehumanizing people that don't believe in the same religion or politics, justify violence/racism/bigotry/sexism/prejudice/treason/etc because it's not directly affecting them or supports their delusions about themsleves. You can't expect a completely rational society to remain when many in that society live in secluded communities fueled by fantasy and delusion.

[@mathman43]

The script said "Stephen, don't suck up to Andrew anymore."

[@jemimallah2591]

its not even been a fucking year since gave he gladly him a fawning interview on his show

[@thenugwhisperer]

Colbert loved Cuomo more than anyone! Just have a look at his Cuomo videos this past year. 😂😂😂😂

[@jakevendrotti1496]

Kind of like the way we stop being friends with people if they turn out to be psychotic at some unforeseen point. Or how we don't re-elect insane autocrats.

[@mathman43]

@@jakevendrotti1496 I hear you. What I noticed in 2020/2021 is that many people went off the reservation. Whether it was posting the black squares on facebook, sympathizing with the blm/antifa riots, supporting kneeling for the flag, supporting 1619 instead of 1776, and and supporting critical race theory. A lot of people who should have known better, followed the mob. Maybe it was Stockholm syndrome. I tried to reason with them, but they resisted. To make it worse, they weren't kids, these were people in their 40's and 50's. Now, people are trying to put the last year and a half down the memory hole. But you're right, we won't be reelecting autocrats like Andrew Cuomo. It looks like Gavin Newsom will be next in California. Get woke, go broke, and lose your soul and dignity.

[@alisavdagic8116]

@@mathman43 you are very funny man or you are trying to be. The only wannabe autocrat we are talking here is of course IQ45 Liar in Chief.

[@salmaal-shaoily5809]

He stepped down so he wouldn't lose his pension and the ability to run for office again in the future as a result of being impeached and removed.

[@itsflowerside]

yeah but this scandal has totally ruined the chances of him successfully running anyway

[@ScooterDoge]

Yup. Gotta keep that pension.

[@TWFydGlu]

And he’s only 63. So many years ahead of him…

[@calinasagilitypartner4444]

The can actually still impeach him. They haven't decided if they are going to pursue impeachment now.

[@siam5579]

Are you saying he shouldn’t have resigned? I thought that’s what you all wanted. Just can’t make y’all happy. 😂

[@DarlaVaughan]

Jon"s face at "Martha Washington gave birth..." 😂😂😂

[@paulm.8660]

Came here looking for this comment! That reaction just says it all

[@krejados1]

Just posted the same comment... and then scrolled and found yours.

[@VANssaZOOlema]

😂 i know right !

[@mgg5418]

I felt seen and heard 😂

[@humanoid251]

Dude idk why but the interactions between Stephen and Jon were so fucken funny tonight. Jon telling Stephen “thank you for your service” and then saluting him after the apple pie hot dog clip and him responding “yeah I think it is” to Stephen’s question of “is it yeet?” 🤣

[@JasonArmond]

I was laughing so hard at "thank you for your service" with Jon being serious. It was the best.

[@Baghuul]

Why did it take Colbert and the rest of the media months before calling out Cuomo?

[@smkh2890]

Cuomo just needed to say " But ...I'm Italian!" Case over.

[@LaughingSaint66]

😂😂👍

[@jdocean1]

Haha 😂

[@mariag.8242]

That was his first explanation 🙄

[@gamepapa1211]

Plot Twist: Cuomo's touchy feely habit is creepy even by Italian standards.

[@TooBadThatDidntKillMe]

The Berlusconi Defense.

[@RoninMike-DR]

"It's yeet" oh, Stephen, you're such a man of culture.

[@leavingitblank9363]

@joe smath Why are you trolling after people you don't know?

[@RoninMike-DR]

@joe smath I think you just got yeeted

[@RoninMike-DR]

@joe smath and you seem to care too much about how beyond I am from reproach, you should get over it, I know I already did.

[@shirokimminjungparkjeon3358]

@joe smath I think you confused "fawning over" with "complementing"

[@donnasparks2790]

If you want to call that culture! I'm sorry but that kind of thing will be passe by spring. Apparently you have a very limited idea of what culture is. Sorry babe try that again when you grow up and actually have some exposure to what real culture is. What you're describing is a fad nothing more.

[@frizzlethecat2084]

That woman with the Bachelor in Logic earns a lot of money, judging from her lunch. Too bad she didn't spend it on a Masters in Logic-comprehension.

[@cageybee7221]

or even a brief critical thinking class.

[@Tony-723]

Weird how the clips are so short

[@williamho2940]

Bachelors in Logic?? So like a minor of a minor in philosophy?

[@sammhy3264]

He’s not taking any responsibility instead ruined his reputation even more

[@lisar9408]

I know Cuomo is a detestable person, but when covid first hit, I used to watch his coverage on it every day, and I am an Aussie. He calmed me with those pressers, and for that, I appreciate the guy. For all his other transgressions, he definitely should be held accountable. But for those first few weeks, and months of covid, he does deserve credit for calming people. Yeah yeah, not the aged care debacle, that aside, he made sense of it all in a calm, patient way that for one appreciated.

[@lisar9408]

@@silentxssd3745 Well, the Aussie Government sure as hell wasn't providing leadership at the time, so I turned to Cuomo to inform myself and to see what was happening. These days the leadership of different states here in Australia has improved, depending on the Premier (same as Governor) of each state. Thankfully I live in a state that has great leadership. However, it was Cuomo who first calmed me and informed me of so much. That said, I hope he gets the book thrown at him for his transgressions.

[@CartoonHero1986]

It's an example of how no person is entirely good or bad. He was good at being an administrator under pressure, he sucks at being a decent human being and keeping his hands to himself.

[@alissacheck4194]

I am astounded that Stephen saw this news and was like, "Hey, I came up with that in the 2000s"

[@adelinas.7335]

Ikr!?! That’s crazy impressive!

[@mssarahjansen]

Him or one of his staff

[@adelinas.7335]

@@mssarahjansen Agreed! I admit I thought of that as well but I wouldn’t be surprised if Colbert remembered it because he has an astonishing ability to remember details when he tells stories about his past. 😆

[@mssarahjansen]

@@adelinas.7335 That is for sure true 👌🏼

[@TheOGClassicMan]

Now if only Republicans held their own accountable....but I’ll stay realistic...

[@victorarredondo304]

They won't cause we're innocent. Unlike dumb liberals

[@sramoore0075187]

@@victorarredondo304 You are a funny guy Victor

[@TheOGClassicMan]

@@victorarredondo304 Good one...did you fist bump yourself and say “Take that, Lib!” when you sent that...

[@beccadabeast5013]

@@victorarredondo304 Don't give up your day job. You're not that good at being a troll. A TOOL..you're just the best.

[@jasonolson3133]

@@victorarredondo304 liar

[@doggieGZ]

Wasn't Colbert praising and fawning over Cuomo all last year? Didn't Stephen Colbert also promote Andrew Cuomo's book on his show?

[@bikeshop2002]

he's obviously intelligent enough to update his opinion on someone based on new information. good for him.

[@doggieGZ]

@@bikeshop2002 yeah but he didnt even fess up to his errors and constant fawning over Cuomo all of last year. Atleast Trevor Noah did.

[@HBarnill]

That Alien bit was straight out of Spaceballs.

[@erichfiedler1481]

All that's missing is a space diner and the xenomorph singing Michigan Rag, ending with someone saying "CHECK PLEASE!"

[@trevorhensley3185]

@@erichfiedler1481 That movie is timeless.

[@TheJECNova]

Not really... That's "Dancing Xeno's" older-twice-removed cousin.

[@sdrice2007]

I legit lost it on the Karz for Kidz bit. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@JoshisJoshisJosh]

Rip john hurt

[@TylerBaraby]

I thought he was just going to drop the plate and say something like, "oops. I guess we'll just never know if this HOTDOG APPLE PIE is good or not."

[@Lyddiebits]

🤣🤣🤣

[@billadams4924]

Oh, we would have known. We always knew, deep down in the cockles of our hearts. Maybe below the cockles - maybe in the sub-cockle area; maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon - we don't know where, but we know.

[@MimiYuYu]

No Stephen always eats the food. 😂

[@laurendoe168]

I'm wondering why there isn't a "freedom outcry" against "No shirt, no shoes, no service" - or even the fact that most places have a clothing mandate.

[@buddymaxwell6881]

seatbelts also seem popular...

[@laurendoe168]

@@buddymaxwell6881 Exactly! The great governmental freedom restricting "Seat Belt Mandate!!" ... it's as if they want to prove Darwin's Survival of the Fittest.

[@traindiesel7005]

that's just weak thinking... stop signs are for the frail, traffic lights are for the timid, and brakes in cars are for cowards. we gettin soft...

[@DARWINZOO]

Yes. Examples should be rules that protect others as you state. Spitting. Assault when you have AIDS is a potential felony. Not shoveling snow & icing over. Leaving a toaster next to your spouse's bathtub. Ok maybe that's complicated.

[@DARWINZOO]

@@buddymaxwell6881 never enter New Hampshire. Trust me. It's the dog poo on the sidewalk of New England (highest Vax rates 1 Vermont 2 Massachusetts where our main topic was is it OK to jump the line if offered?)

[@melodyknievel515]

"Thank you for your service" as he shakes Colbert's hand. John Baptist is a talk show legend. He and Colbert make the best late night duo!

[@lesliejenkins4855]

Can we all agree that Stephen has aged like fine wine.

[@bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068]

His quotes haven't... Self professed Cuomosexual Stephen Colbert - "Andrew Cuomo is what NY deserves"

[@jerryrichardson2799]

@@bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068 How many YEARS ago was that? Where were you when Trump faced the _Access Hollywood_ tape? That was the REAL Donald Trump and I bet you still voted for him, didn't you?

[@bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068]

@@jerryrichardson2799 It was last year... look up "Robert De Niro On Gov. Cuomo: He's Doing What A President Should Do" see for yourself. The rest is whataboutism.

[@emesfion]

Pinot Noir🍷👌

[@emesfion]

@@bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068 This is new information though.

[@frankreberto9637]

Jeffrey dahmer: “In my mind I’ve never crossed a line”

[@lilpoohbear653]

never said that...he admitted his crimes...in detail

[@myfriendscallmek2745]

Thank you yes

[@bauhausbauhaus9699]

Joe Biden has dementia.

[@ParabellumAK47]

Johnny Cash: “Me neither.”

[@nathancrossen2224]

Look at the sign-language interpreter's face when Cuomo says "redrawn"! Classic.

[@SherlocksLeftNipple]

"... The line was redrawn." Women used to stab men with hatpins for crossing that very same line a hundred years ago.

[@seigeengine]

wtf is a hatpin? to the gogglermobile.

[@GeneralKenobiSIYE]

@@seigeengine uncultured....

[@jameswhite153]

gun companies made revolvers for women specifically because of things like that

[@seigeengine]

@@jameswhite153 ... No, no they didn't.

[@chibidevilchan5057]

Yes, those were deadly and beautiful. Love historical trivia.

[@LexsLounge]

Remember like 14 months ago when this dude was praised by Stephen as a 'hero' and a 'real leader'....quite the slide...and I gotta say, Stephen is being pretty unfair here to the guy. I watched his FULL resignation speech. And it had a lot of truth in it. Hey Stephen, when are you gonna start allowing unvaccinated people back into your audience?

[@mainevent-ually5531]

Elon Musk trying put advertisements in the sky's really proves what George Carlin said about america becoming nothing more then just, "ONE BIG SHOPPING MALL!"👴

[@linden5165]

Buy N Large

[@kristawright3970]

Love this

[@margo3367]

I was just outside walking my dog when I thought of what Carlin said about the "planet will be fine", it's just the people who are f**ked!

[@otak3133]

I'm gonna need a bigger place to put all my stuff while I go out and get more stuff.

[@reginaromsey]

Elon Musk can read, and he can create the future with jobs that require more schooling than making buggy whips. Reading? Robert Heinlein, The Man Who Sold the Moon.

[@xmlthegreat]

Jon Batiste's serious face and "thank you for your service"... Was not expecting that. Freaking hilarious.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

A pat on the face, a touch of the stomach... those are perfectly acceptable ways to saying thank you or I appreciate you to someone? No wonder you think you never crossed any lines. Good thing that's not for you to decide.

[@JohnnyLeven]

I completely forgot about Harold and The Purple Crayon. Thanks for the memories.

[@NewMessage]

Don't worry, Andrew. Just switch to the GOP... turns out, you're their kind of guy!

[@sramoore0075187]

Ey oh!

[@MrSerratus]

Exactly

[@MrTylersmash]

He'll pull a Trump and quit being a democrat and run for president in 2024, mark your calendar.

[@luntershaptopfukinov6413]

So, did the neighbors see you sneak out at midnight and throw your “I’m a cuomosexual” t shirt in the garbage can?

[@TheJECNova]

@@kathrynseton1 Stupidity, sadly, is scientifically confirmable as genetic.

[@Cthulhu4President]

"In my mind, I never crossed the line with anyone. But they moved the line." Nobody 'moved the line', people just started standing up for themselves and telling you 'no'. That's the part these people don't like, being told 'no'.

[@strawberrybird7319]

Exactly! I hate this stupid excuse of „it was different back then“ and „it wasn’t a problem when I was young,“. No, there was just no one who would listen to a woman who was harassed.

[@pop5678eye]

Notice the difference in how the parties treat one of their own facing such a scandal: Democrats ask their fellow democrat to resign. Republicans declare their fellow republican to be a hero and a martyr.

[@captainamerica9353]

pop5678eye , who are you trying to kid? You Dems only eat your own to get somebody more Liberal in office. It'll work this time just like it did with Franken.

[@justinlawhorne1926]

Yes, this was after you nominated him for an Emmy.... You denied his horrid behavior for an entire year before calling for him to resign. Conservatives called for him to resign over a year ago when he killed the elderly in nursing homes. Step off your moral high horse, you're a year too late

[@theartist717]

Next one to resign is creepy, sniffing Joe Biden how come he isn't getting reprimanded for his actions 🤔

[@justintime42000]

@@theartist717Biden only got past the party purity police because Trump was so bad. Biden was accused of rape as well as unwanted touching. I like Joe Biden and didn’t believe Tara Reade but it’s obvious some politicians get a pass and some don’t. Anyone who stood up to and criticized Trump between elections (like Al Franken) and became his enemy got axed, and Cuomo didn’t mince words regarding Trump during the worst Covid days. Trump tried to axe Biden too, but it backfired on him.

[@curses6166]

Andrew Cuomo resigned because he was going to be impeached and possibly prosecuted. Any politician would've turned against him to save their own skin.

[@bertrandcroft6644]

The court will have to decide mister Colbert, not you nor your audience no matter how much I appreciate your program and most of your routines and comments.

[@kenchristie9214]

The must be giving out Bachelor and Masters degrees in cereal boxes.

[@dianehamilton525]

Hilarious!

[@stefanfrankel8157]

"...The line has been redrawn." Until that, I was leaning toward giving the guy the benefit of the doubt.

[@patrickbooth5091]

Did you give him the benefit of the doubt with the thousands and thousands of nursing home deaths in his state?

[@thelegendaryyeet7736]

So wait. The chick chose a bachelor's in logic and a master's for motherhood. Come on, if you're gonna make up fake credentials go higher than bachelor's. Me Critical Thinking, PhD

[@Corn_Pone_Flicks]

I imagine if you asked her to name the principles of logic, you'd get a blank stare in return.

[@ROMBomb001]

@@Corn_Pone_Flicks Or a measured retort: "I don't need yer fancy book learnin'!"

[@DocOrtmeyer]

I have that same PhD, school of reddit 💪

[@lindaleelaw5277]

So these degrees pay ? Lol

[@c.r.n7315]

Weren’t you humoring him like a year ago? Don’t try to sweep that under the rug Colbert.

[@TooLittleInfo]

The axe forgets, but the tree remembers. Abusers never seem to have even the faintest recollection of all the shitty things they did.

[@TheJECNova]

Interesting example... Appropriate too.

[@toddklempan105]

Well said.

[@Kim_Miller]

Thank you for introducing me to this proverb. I've never heard it before, but it resonates deeply.

[@BurritoMassacre]

I freaked when Stephan revealed a real pie hot dog 🌭 😂😂

[@bunzeebear2973]

which looked about as appealing as dog turd on a plate.

[@starrdust13]

Jon’s laugh always makes me laugh 😂 love him! 🥰

[@LazyIRanch]

The look on his face at 11:45 is cracking me up! I love him too, he exudes joy that is infectious. I love his style too, he dresses so sharp. Kind of reminds me of how good Michael Jackson could make a suit look.

[@jeschinstad]

I feel the same way about Nêgah Santos. Whenever she smiles, I do too. :)

[@erwanne1305]

He is so cool and funny

[@MaryAnnNytowl]

Oh, and he is extremely talented! His music is SO good!

[@engelmann82]

Kevin Eubanks 2.0? 😉

[@joshfields22]

John saying “Thank you for your service” to Stephen was the best 🤣

[@Artista_Frustrado]

"it's yeet" thank you for making me feel young again

[@memyself7134]

What’s yeet?

[@LondonLights09]

Best part of all of that was John's face after the Martha Washington comment. Ironically that was my face while watching Stephan eat it as well 😜

[@Jupa]

The way he stood up for his boy Stephen for reclaiming the hot dog pie name was the realest showmanship of brotherhood I've ever seen

[@tommyt1971]

Yeah, that was really good. Ever see Batiste’s astonished look? CLASSIC.

[@mlong1968]

I gotta stop reading the comments as I watch. John's face was priceless. Hahahahahahahahaaaaa

[@tatianamelendez490]

Yeah, it screamed, "You just made a terrible mistake that I won't be making."

[@ItsIntelligentDesign]

I love that stealthy little cut at the end from Stephen still trying to force down that hot dog abomination to him talking normally. I have to imagine he either spit it out off camera, or spent a solid 5 minutes trying to get through it without gagging

[@shirleyrombough8173]

INTELLIGENT DESIGN: I don't know- I'd think it was disgusting. They couldn't pay me, etc.

[@breeflee6237]

SPOILERS!!!!! WHY IS THIS THE TOP COMMENT??????

[@mathewrandolph2301]

You can see his right eye twitching at the very end from the agony.

[@DrakonIL]

Maybe I'm weird, but it looks good to me... Apples and pork go together very well.

[@ppleeatpple]

@@breeflee6237 Spoilers? Don't read comments if you don't want spoilers on the video

[@AdaraAhab]

@11:58.... Steven said: "Someone come get this crap!!" He ain't took another bite. 😆

[@kipsmith6562]

If you voted for a dude that bragged about sexual assault Sit. This. One. Out.

[@kipsmith6562]

@ -- Agolf's 26 victims did not consent and neither did his first wife at least once. Oh and, someone need to teach you about putting a word in quotes.

[@agustinpereira3128]

@ Jesus Christ man. Get some help.

[@curses6166]

Salty that you voted for Cuomo? Trump bragged about women that wanted him. Many came to him because he's so rich.

[@richarddarlington1139]

"Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself." - The Georgia Satellites

[@Micah_Not_Micha]

🔥

[@shorezee1253]

She said don’t gimme no lines and keep your hands to yourself

[@MaryAnnNytowl]

@@shorezee1253 nope, it's "don't HAND me no lines..." Look it up, if you don't believe me, but I danced to that song, singing it as I did, on many, many Saturday nights, LOL!

[@MaryAnnNytowl]

@alioxinfree nope, you're wrong. It's definitely "don't HAND me no lines..." You can look it up if you don't believe me, but I danced to that song, singing those lyrics, many a Saturday night, and I know it by heart!

[@AmericansareBastards-h5s]

Usa....land flowing in genocide blood

[@sramoore0075187]

“Try it, it’s yeet” - Stephen Colbert

[@TheJECNova]

Isn't that term "Go"? Or something like that...?

[@sramoore0075187]

@@TheJECNova No clue, just funny

[@deltav864]

@@TheJECNova More like "throw" but doesn't have to be literal, so you can say "he yeeted the ball out of the park" or something like "Guy Fieri's new dish is just a hotdog yeeted in an apple pie." Colbert's usage was more like the older "leet" which is short-hand for elite that came from gaming subculture.

[@wildchameleon7]

@@deltav864 Hey! I thought the past tense of yeet to be yote, or amI wrong?

[@MimiYuYu]

Erhmmm I think Yeet originated as a verb. Like to yeet something over the fence. But can also be used as an exclamation like some kids rummaging through the freezer looking for an after school snack. Yeet! We got hot pockets!

[@jamesdanton9033]

We're you the same people touting him, saying you were 'Cuomo sexual'? Hypocrites.

[@12x2richter]

"We fought a civil war over preventing the federal government from telling us what to do" - oh yeah, who won that one, do you remember?

[@nathanlewis42]

And over the tyranny of the government saying you can’t enslave people.

[@pleasuretokill]

John saluting "Thank you for your service" LOL

[@chrislombardi3968]

The cut to Jon Batiste at the end was the funniest bit.

[@pj8956]

Cuomo’s recent interviews have really revealed how much of a weasel he is.

[@13cancan]

People been saying he's a weasel and bully for over a year, but people believed that he was a good guy because of mainstream media.

[@goosegaming6548]

@joe smath we are literally removing him. Shit takes time, get over it. Bet you're cheering DeSantis down in Florida right now.. Talk about killing people lol at least Cuomo had the excuse of ignorance of Covid in the beginning.

[@MetalRam]

great governor

[@jaefrmbk2k]

he was a weasel when he sent innocent old people back to nursing homes to get infected & die of covid & then tried to cover it up & grant immunity to the nursing homes

[@goosegaming6548]

@@kingtut859 like i said, in the beginning NO ONE really knew what to do about covid. Mistake were made even on the liberal left. It has now been well over a year and.... DeSantis is actively putting people at risk still 😆 like i said at least Cuomo can claim ignorance to those deaths.

[@Iris421989]

I think I preferred the pandemic version of the show, if I’m honest.

[@YusufGinnah]

I swear I expected the alien to burst out and say: _"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty..."_ 😆🤣🤣🤭

[@BurritoMassacre]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

That would have been funnier! Good one! 😂

[@TheArcadeLink]

OH man I would've loved that!

[@dennis141288]

So you sensor swearing, but show an alien eating its way out of a Human? I will never understand the US...

[@sophierobinson2738]

Icke Wa I'd say 90% of U.S. citizens have seen that particular scene, and therefore don't care.

[@MattCouzensMusic]

Mr. Batiste, looking sharp as always!

[@enegmatixerebro]

I started laughing when Guy Fieri claimed to "invent" something us poor people with the mentality of "....hmmm... welp I don't have a lot in this here kitchen so let's get creative"

[@DneilB007]

Or the parenting alternative: “what the heck can I cook that both kids will eat?”

[@sophierobinson2738]

Ketchup sandwiches. Or, as I've heard it, a wish sandwich. 2 pieces of bread, ketchup, and wish you had some meat.

[@adelinas.7335]

I am the Queen of mash-ups. However, I love hearing about this one. I have to admit I want to try it!

[@quietone748]

Classic stoner food.

[@alaskanwolf450]

Don’t act like you werent buddy buddies with Chris

[@fahadkelantan]

To everyone in Florida. Please join forces with Alisha Todd in suing your governor.

[@SuntanSuperman8]

“I have a bachelor’s degree in logic, I have a master’s degree in motherhood.” Where do they find these people? Other than Kansas

[@Professor4555]

Missouri, kentucky, Florida, Arkansas, oklahoma, mississippi,alabama, etc basically the the toilet leakages of the nation 🧐

[@patpierce4854]

You left out Georgia, and Texas…I mean, there’s these ditz Governors against protecting our kids too young for vaccinations, when they return to school (and the Covid cases through the roof!!). And there’s Marjorie Taylor Greene and her lunacy….

[@Professor4555]

@@patpierce4854 basically more than half of the country 🥺

[@dancepiglover]

You can actually take logic classes in college; I took a couple. She said nothing logical in her statement.

[@denastern2091]

@@Professor4555 Ah yes Florida where we are known for the wacky of anything I swear to God I avoid eye contact with most everyone these days everyone seems to have a bug up their ass

[@kalihawkins6603]

Anyone else gag midway through Cuomo's "apology"

[@TheJECNova]

You assume folks don't gag regularly while looking at folks like him or "Crazy Republican Woman" when they climb out from under their rocks/bridges? 🤔

[@derekstein6193]

No, I held back from gagging because Cuomo might be nearby, overhear me and consider it an invitation...

[@cc1k435]

No, but my upper lip sort of curled up in disgust. 😬

[@TheJECNova]

@@duelenigma7732 LMAO

[@CydnAlpha]

Hey Stephen, Is it scary to see your parodies becoming reality before your eyes?

[@mygrandpasayshesd.b.cooper6200]

He can't see that... He became his own parody.

[@mmmmm1113]

I feel like he hit his head and forgot who he was… or someone has something on him… it’s weird.

[@sgtoverload_5167]

Maybe he fears the wraith oh his wifes boyfriend

[@egon4564]

Pulling a clip from 13 years ago must have felt amazing.

[@thekavestation]

the door is just overly affectionate, it's an Italian door

[@RogerHerzler]

Cuomo: “I didn’t realize the estén to which the line has been redrawn.” Ah yes, the famous “it’s actually your fault” apology.

[@richedwards4590]

Hard to choose between 'smug' and 'hypocrite' as most appropriate adjective for Colbert, go with both.

[@heatherm1092]

"I have a Bachelors degree in Logic..." Ma'am I can guarantee that "school" isn't accredited and those credits aren't transferring. I have a Bachelors degree in Forgetting People's Names Immediately, but you don't see me using that as a reason to put children and their families at risk.

[@ripper38ful]

I have a bachelor's degree in common sense.

[@coisotrembaono4309]

Who should have a masters degree , not a bachelors

[@frankiek2269]

Heather M. That’s amazing. Creepy Joe Dividen has a bachelor’s degree in “Forgetting People’s Names Immediately” too. Y’all must have went to the same undergraduate school because that’s a major at only one school. But he also minored in “Being A Pathological Liar and Narcissist” also. He’s been lying for years. Even easily provable lies. In 1988, during his first failed run for President. he was caught lying twice in one freaking interview and insulting a reporter about his intelligence. m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/goO7aoShpdyrnpI. First he claimed a full ride scholarship (that’s what smart ppl get). It was proven he had a partial scholarship. Then he claimed he graduated law school in the top half of his class. It was proven he graduated 76th out of 87 students. That’s not the top half. Honestly, he’s such an idiot that he probably sucks at math and possibly believed that 76 out of 87 is the top half. This was back when the news actually reported news instead of being political commentators that only report sh^t that fits their narrative spin.

[@heatherm1092]

@@frankiek2269 Never heard of Joe Dividen. Unsure of why you would mention him. I'm talking about a white woman with made up degrees. This political commentary and name calling isn't helpful and mostly meaningless since I was making a simple joke... I recommend taking a break from social media. Unplug and focus on what you can control. I see you spiralling, so please take care of yourself. If you're feeling overwhelmed you can call the National Hotline to get help: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) I should know..I have a Master's Degree in Googling Important Phone Numbers.

[@frankiek2269]

@@heatherm1092 Wow. Shame you didn’t go after a degree in Common Sense like Rip thank you very much. Or else you would know exactly who hair-sniffing Creepy Joe Dividen is. I notice you left the “creepy” out. Trying to make him sound better and better. I don’t need that number since I have a doctorate in “Calling Out Other Ppl’s Bullsh^t”. Wrote my thesis on “Delusions and Lies on the Internet”.