Android vs iPhone: who's got better INSULTS 😡

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[@MilanKFP]

No i didnt

[@MilanKFP]

@UC1YmuJw8oyScsLiy3ne1nZg just like u

[@settings7742]

Ok

[@gaminghighlights2481]

Yes, it’s Rick

[@Countdown420]

THIS IS NOT A SHORT BECAUSE >59 secs

[@alex_is_monkay8605]

Android: “You are amazing and loved dear customer.” Apple: “Your family hates you.”

[@vodls2657]

Lmao

[@windowsxp4190]

This needs more likes imo

[@Karsyn282]

😂🤣

[@medelycong6155]

LOL

[@xdveronz]

#literallyaccurate

[@whyyoumadbro2370]

Arun: "Insult me." Google: **complements** Siri: _"You're a waste of oxygen."_

[@Pixelman0]

Why the fuck did i laugh at this lol

[@vaidehidwivedi2854]

@@mrkingbeastmediakenth2009 bad word??

[@kevinkruger1329]

@@mrkingbeastmediakenth2009 no

[@jeezkeem]

@@mrkingbeastmediakenth2009 fuck no.

[@Yourlocalsoapeater]

@@mrkingbeastmediakenth2009 fuck no

[@hridayparekh2356]

Android:" You are the best-looking human" Siri: "You are so fat that when you talk to yourself it is a long-distance call"

[@omaromar50111]

LOL Apple is better than android in insulting

[@danielzefokere48]

​@@omaromar50111That's the whole point 🥲

[@nightrofx]

@@omaromar50111 Bruh why is it good at something which I don't need

[@zahraalhussein1912]

😂😂😂

[@Presidents_Debate]

😂

[@hridayparekh2356]

Android: "You are a genius" Siri: "You are so stupid that you thought light sabers had less calories"

[@djsoundwave5344]

That's from robotChicken

[@ItsAlce]

Android is the name of the operating system. The name of the Voice Assistant is Google Assistant

[@interNETS-KING]

⁠there are multiple phones that use android

[@Bouncer-YT]

I commented when this comment had 666 likes

[@SRC267]

The real insult was when Arun said there's a first time for everything when Apple got a point score.

[@andyhall2337]

Because they were overtaken by android over ten years ago and still remain second best.

[@SamiiRSMT]

@@andyhall2337 bruh we know😑 he's just referring to his older videos

[@jimjamjon2285]

@@andyhall2337 overtaken by what? Being filled with bloatware and gimmicks? Oh wait

[@nulu6767]

@@jimjamjon2285 Probably overtaken by the amount of users; Android users make up the vast majority of global users.

[@jimjamjon2285]

@@nulu6767 90% of android market share is from $50-100 crappy budget android phones. That’s not impressive

[@gloveonastove]

Android: "You're the best, never give up on anything!" Apple: "jump off a 8 story building, now"

[@ShourjoTS]

Never give up? heh

[@madman5203]

@@ShourjoTS lol sounds like a specific Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna turn around and desert you

[@marcussiliga2083]

@@madman5203 what's the song name pls lol 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@Aarav.B]

@@marcussiliga2083 Never Gonna Give You Up - by Rick Astley

[@randomdude5726]

@@Aarav.B r/woooosh

[@AM.El-Mahdi]

Android : don't say your life is a joke , because it is not . Apple : don't say your life is a joke , jokes have a meaning .

[@NeilandasLT2]

Lol that was good one

[@theultimateyoutuber1]

Underrated

[@ItsTSX_694]

OOOOOOOHHHOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!! anyways...

[@EGKing231]

Yeah it's a good one😂

[@MuscularGoat9932]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xxfantasyxx]

Android: “your beautiful in every way!” Apple: “let’s be honest, everybody hates you.”

[@ogclub5655]

Lol

[@neBen_]

That sounds like a line an Apple Store employee would say in a Lando Kalriz video 💀

[@NMarIV]

me 1k

[@ashleyjohnson1284]

This is true about the phones too

[@kartikiyer-3335]

*You're* beautiful

[@Art_kid33]

Google: “you are more beautiful than anything” Apple: “you have a face not even a mother could love”

[@xyz.sanaya]

Lol 😂

[@arpandrozario7959]

Oof that hurts

[@zariftahmidshoeb3487]

But your mom did 🐸

[@gaarasson3380]

I get ur face from ur mother and ur father so she just roasted herself and his/her dad

[@iamheretoruinyourdays.2781]

Hi bread nive insult

[@TheGoldenEgg69]

*When you realize that the google was being extremely sarcastic:*

[@evan6246]

this is what i thought lol

[@warboygo3417]

That one there was a violation, Personnality I would'nt have it.

[@zweilonginus2312]

@@warboygo3417 daddy

[@vanessamoya2563]

@@warboygo3417 confusions

[@Kingsince14]

What happened to your text message

[@VishnusMusiqBox]

everyone gangsta until you realise google was being sarcastic lol

[@reemalathia6644]

How is this not the top comment? (it's so good)

[@KaineTF.]

If it is, these are gonna be the worst sarcastic jokes

[@MRG-wx4ez]

@@reemalathia6644More comments come later… not the rating sort

[@xxfantasyxx]

Here’s a roast: “you the reason god created the middle finger.”

[@ImNotMrNooby]

Damn bro😂

[@user-mp3rd2tp2z]

I don't get it

[@retrobloxia301]

Who even created the word god can someone explain me? In the Quran Karim, there is no such word as "God" we identify the creator by "allah" "الله" not "god"

[@SwadhinPaul-em5bp]

​@@retrobloxia301 Go to google and search what is the most ancient religion.

[@ibrmk2610]

Android: *"ur the best person in the world no one hates you"* Apple : *"dying is an option"*

[@zubzero9593]

android: you should love yourself NOW! apple:you should kill yourself NOW!⚡⚡

[@aurorashineyflounder]

Lol

[@littledino348]

Dying is an option that apple picked

[@ImCringe12643]

💀💀💀

[@justanormalanimefan19]

The only option'

[@syafieideris9749]

Imagine if 1 of them said "I'm just AI, better ask your friend for it. Oh right, you don't have one"

[@gachapro7963]

Ya

[@CheesyBreathesOxygen]

I will not like this comment, it's at 69 likes

[@gachapro7963]

@Izzygacha ya

[@engreen2197]

Ooooooooooooih sheeeeeeesh

[@pksa750]

'Emotional Damage '

[@waffle9184]

the look on Arun's face when Siri said that he literally smells worse than a dog 😂

[@strikingtsunamishorts9249]

Android: You're looking great today! Apple: You're so stupid you asked Nikocado Avocado for his diet and exercise routine

[@Obesity_Man]

Android: i hope you have an amazing day ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ Apple: you are the reason why shampoo has instructions

[@SirDoge416]

😂

[@bethswales4927]

I have seen a gluestick with instructions

[@kiwi3957]

💀

[@vashuagarwal5153]

I am dead 😂😂🤣

[@Soniavdw]

This one is more creative even though I’ve seen that insult before

[@naytechplayz2012]

Android:your beautiful Apple:your mum was that disappointed when you were born she asked for the receipt

[@NylaGarmadon72]

More like a refund. She paid so much time just to be disappointed. 😂

[@TheRatCub]

Youre*

[@dionfx2400]

@@TheRatCub you’re*

[@hielloello]

​@@dionfx2400No more corrections, The correct one is "Yurou'e"

[@dionfx2400]

@@hielloello fax

[@hridayparekh2356]

Android: "You are the best. Everyone loves you" Siri: "You don't need to worry about buying a costume for Halloween, you already look like an ugly ghost"

[@Tubsthegoat]

Me: “Siri, roast me.” Siri:”sorry, I’m more of a toaster than a roaster.”😂

[@olliephillipsmusic7533]

Android: “you’re amazing” Apple: “you’re a failed abortion”

[@waitaminute5638]

Imaooooo

[@varishaaaa]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ella3433]

😂

[@luphelia5647]

Wait a minute-

[@aurora_borealis442]

Miu to Kokichi be like 😂

[@samuelmcwilliams1938]

Google: Gives a sweet compliment. Siri: Is more than happy to roast you.

[@AbbeyKitty1013]

Samsung won!!!

[@MattBasicG]

@@AbbeyKitty1013 no it's Apple

[@Bx55_Kh4nnY]

@@AbbeyKitty1013 yeah apple won this time because its a roast competition but the android was giving compliments

[@srikrishna2561]

@@Bx55_Kh4nnY Android treats him as Owner. iOS treats him as user.

[@Bx55_Kh4nnY]

@@srikrishna2561 yes

[@dnzz453]

For once I actually want to be insulted - Arun Maini

[@TheListerTruck]

Android: you got to live Apple: the doctor wanted to put you back

[@danielbtdm]

“Sorry, Arun” at the end got me😂😂

[@bobjk3455]

2001 flashbacks Hal.

[@mohammadhussain176]

Me too

[@dreamyxd9822]

Android gets a free insult: not better hair than mine 😜

[@GavinsiOSWorld]

I love how Siri loses for the compliment competition, but then she wins for the insult competition. That proves something 😂 Great vid as always

[@Bx55_Kh4nnY]

Yes, it proves that google is nicer than apple Apple always making their prices too high, well i do own apple products anyway but at first i had Samsung products.

[@napptus]

@@Bx55_Kh4nnY Can't remember asking

[@titancipher]

@@Bx55_Kh4nnY Oh god more of these people who fight over which brand is better

[@Claudiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

@@Bx55_Kh4nnY no one asked 9 yr old fanboy

[@TechThisOutYT]

Fax 😂

[@trikooo]

"i want to kill myself" google: no, dont do that! siri: do it.

[@NeilandasLT2]

I: I want to report you You: no pls dont Me: sorry its to late 😊😈

[@Trav_9]

Siri has been waiting years for this😂

[@ASchannel07]

Apple: “You smell like a dog.. literally.” Android: “You smell like a beautiful flower”

[@si-cb9np]

272 likes but no comments let me change that

[@Stuardo77ink]

Lmao 🤣 XD

[@salmakauser9602]

I literally just asked Siri to insult me and she said the same exact thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@prishapatil6140]

The Fact: No one can roast you better than your best friend But getting roasted is something new especially by Google and Siri!

[@DexterTheAnimator]

What it could've been: "You're like Infinity, because you're an endless pain in the a-"

[@kayleerose7704]

If only my friend,if only 😩😩😩😓😓😓

[@Pasjaququ]

@@kayleerose7704 Hmmm

[@vladmircums7556]

pain in the apple?

[@vismayshanbhag39]

🤣🤣

[@anime_weeb164]

That’s a good one!😂😂

[@777melo]

Android: "You are so smart, unique, and charming!" Apple: "If I had a dollar for every IQ point you had, i'd be bankrupt."

[@foggycandle]

Lmao

[@user-nk8qf8nz8k]

Damn I like this one

[@rajudai26]

Omg

[@shankardp2211]

That's a good one

[@noorazmisyam1579]

Trueeee

[@S0n0fG0D]

Man android is so humble, it just knows how to give compliments.

[@klanento-]

siri: "what holiday cant you celebrate" siri: "fathers day"

[@rocco1139]

Android: “Your Such An Great Human Being” Apple: “Your Adopted”

[@NguyenHuuTri2008]

you're

[@zmclolbg6411]

XD

[@pranavverma8195]

You’re *

[@Kumminy]

*You're

[@jorrynchui]

@@Kumminy yro’ue

[@PurplexEdits]

Ok, only since you added the comment section to this, im gonna say that "Your forehead is bigger than jimmy neutrons spaceship and your lips are more spread apart than the volcano of Krakatoa" There ya go

[@flyisdumb]

Google: "you are the prettiest person in the world" Iphone: "when you look in the mirror, the mirror doesnt reflect"

[@jkim55k]

The mirror reflects on its decision to reflect

[@Mrkingtortle]

So I'm a vampire 😮

[@zombear3125]

Damn vampire

[@janluofficial]

It folds

[@primesqn_0]

Bro 😂

[@ShiroiPikmin]

Android: “You are a great person!” Apple: “Go jump of a cliff”

[@TheMaskedWeirdo]

Google: **compliments** Siri: "Joe mama so dumb-"

[@christiansnchez6031]

Google: youre funny Siri: your forehead is so big when you put a picture of yourself on the wall it couldnt fit

[@uniquecod8523]

Arun:insult me Passionfruit: SHUT THE *&$% UP

[@rosskrt]

Passionfruit: *lays in the bin aggressively*

[@ZindaPossum]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Tetopettenson1]

PASSIONFRUIT IS THE BEST!!!

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

Passionfruit: you don't exist

[@fahadabdullah6290]

1st person games with chat or mic Hold my gun hahahahaha

[@yeahuh4128]

Android: "You are greater than anything." Apple: "You are the human equivalent of a participation reward."

[@mranonymous1982]

Damm! This is hell underrated 💀 Edit: now this is not underrated, it got the likes it deserved, finally i can die in peace😌⚰️

[@jeevanpreetham562]

daaaaaamn

[@shalmali5843]

😂😂😂😂

[@rahulhnair9162]

😂😂😂i am really wheezing

[@playfect5037]

Got he

[@kingpadimide11]

Android: well-done Apple: your birth certificate was an apology letter.

[@smellycheese08]

Apple: I'd give you a nasty look but you already have one

[@potatoeater1184]

If you want to be roasted by Siri, just ask her “What’s 0 divided by 0”.

[@pleasehelpmeto15beforeista9]

It's you because that's your IQ

[@0astr0]

“Oh no that escalated quickly”

[@rosi3767]

“Imagine you have zero cookies and decided to split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies and your friends are sad because they don’t exist. Oh wow. This escalated quickly.”

[@novabova07]

@@pleasehelpmeto15beforeista9 it equals infinity, you’ve become android

[@smalllfox]

Asked this to google and it said 'You just blew my mind' *explosion sound effect*

[@wesdraper8749]

Him: “insult me” Android: “your the best never give up hope” Apple: “turns on camera” Edit: tysm for 1k likes

[@DarGrigo]

155 likes and 0 comments?

[@wesdraper8749]

Yea.. idk why

[@pepperpaper]

Lemme fix tha- no

[@kos256]

You had me wheezing

[@toxicity1768]

nahh that actually wouldve been good, apple turning on the camera after sum1 ask them to insult them...

[@jpegimage7653]

Android: "You're an amazing person!" Apple: LTG

[@memo_GLITCH]

Google: "you're valuable customer and you're loved" Siri: "you're adopted "

[@fll0w3r89]

Android: “you are the best customer” Apple: “dogs die at your feet. Take a shower lol.”

[@sheeeeeesh4779]

lol

[@familjenwileen2801]

Sheeeeeeesh

[@sheeeeeesh4779]

@@familjenwileen2801 yes?

[@chickennuggiessss]

Google be like: you’re delightful Siri be like: The only thing bothering me rn is what’s in between your two ears

[@PedramShahsavar]

''Android'':you'r the best. ''Siri'':you're adopted.

[@toyotanice9944]

Apples insults remind me of Ross's flirting skills on Friends lol.

[@ardinjamalzadeh8662]

True 😂😂😂

[@paigeandrews7086]

Omg yesssss 😂😂😭

[@simplyxBren]

Yes 😂

[@itzmalikpro226]

Yea lol..

[@loralai5182]

Yesssssssssss

[@Pixelcraftian]

Android: “you’re okay???” Apple: _”Blind people see through your compliments and even deaf people can hear you lie. Buy the next iPhone.”_

[@4XE_smoke]

oooooo found you pixel

[@PurplexEdits]

PFFTTT

[@PurplexEdits]

PFFTTT

[@PurplePixel_]

Why do i keep seeing you everywhere

[@PurplePixel_]

LOL just realized that theres a Pixel, a Purplex, and a Purple Pixel

[@user-tk5bk5lx2n]

Pov: Google is being sarcastic. 😂😂

[@TapGameTwo]

That "sorry arun" sounded so sad 😭🤣

[@ImaginaMoonie]

Android:"your amazing and your beautiful" Siri:"I expect nothing from you yet you still disappoint me"

[@code_breaker3756]

Oh this one is brilliant

[@Jelly6360]

Bean

[@ImaginaMoonie]

@@Jelly6360 Hallo

[@Jelly6360]

@@ImaginaMoonie hi!!

[@friedchickenug2895]

Bean

[@Lexumbart5]

Google is like a good friend that cannot insult you even if they tried while apple is like that friend that tried to insult you but fail.

[@capwashere6165]

I would like but not

[@nishamithun6886]

My google's reply : in a world full of rotis you are a paratha 💀

[@Freaky_bling]

When he said hey siri, my siri popped up and started roasting me

[@gleenfluff9299]

Should’ve asked Siri what 0 divided by 0 is. Her answer is amazing :’)

[@fellowseaweedbrain2770]

Now I just feel lonely

[@isabellagallegos6982]

Yeah she say 0 and you slplit it with with zero friends see it doesnt make sence and cookie monster is sad because their is no cookies and your friends are sad because they dont exist this esxcilaed quickly

[@furry.wolf17]

I remember that from 5th grade

[@furry.wolf17]

@@isabellagallegos6982 escilated

[@FreakyTwitchUsers]

Android: You are beloved and you are the most important thing ever made. Iphone: *You deserve to die and all of your friends are fake and your family is embarrassed because of you.*

[@brooksconklin5582]

1 universe, 8 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 196 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

[@amit.exe_stopped_working5373]

Lemme fit this in my memory so I can insult someone else

[@cooljojo3306]

🤓

[@owodata2560]

Omg I will use this on my enemies

[@brooksconklin5582]

@@owodata2560 nice

[@ahmedj9592]

How did u- nvm

[@jeffjeff9825]

Fun fact, Siri is still not updated to do mom jokes

[@Imi853]

"We're going to the insta comments with this one"🗣️🗣️

[@JustAPakistaniGuy]

Android: “You are a amazing person and your family loves you” Apple: “Go die"

[@DarthWalls]

And that my friends is emotional damage.

[@PerplexedPearl]

Yes it is

[@FreeRobuxAtMyChanneI]

Siri starts playing cookie monster 0 ➗ 0

[@jwalenmanoj5533]

Android- "you have good hair Apple- "you're adopted"

[@nicolestinksss]

Android:”you are so smart!” Apple:”bro, when you go to school the teacher cries” jesus christ i forgot this comment existed and i read the replies and oml💀

[@willymcraven4527]

Good one is it you should go to school

[@accabandoned1733]

💀

[@joyluxroadto5004]

@Willy McRaven Clearly you need to go back to school if that's how you use grammar💀

[@fahmidamridharaisa8230]

haha

[@nicolestinksss]

@@joyluxroadto5004 LMAO💀

[@MatteoBelongsInAmentalHospital]

Android: "You're a wonderful person." Apple: "Your parents hate you and your life is a lie

[@BeatParade]

That's not an insult, it's telling facts...

[@llkatsukibakugouandhantase4789]

:T

[@kendralomeli7462]

FACK

[@1ec]

The cake is a lie

[@firstryft]

Lmao

[@breadanator]

imagine paying for an iPhone to get insulted

[@louiegwilliam3540]

After I watched this I got Siri to roast me and I got the exact same dog roast as you 😂😂😂

[@rqbxrtvv3254]

Google: _you are my sunshine to my day_ ✨ Siri: *and that’s why I use umbrellas on sunny days.*

[@amiyoi1524]

Lol

[@dylanchannel3364]

Oooooooooooooooooh

[@kandysslimery8211]

I died reading this lmao

[@moahmed123]

Lolllllll

[@awasim2034]

very original

[@gayathrikp1878]

Man I never get tired of this guy.

[@itzme_lolaaa8645]

BAHA ME NEITHER

[@rustic_dweller]

@Melody Miller what

[@yuanbingao831]

When you ask assistants for actual insults: Google:" you are the best man on earth!" Siri : " Your the reason they started the pandemic"

[@Stay---Strong]

Google: "youre smart! " Bing:

[@justaliylah]

Google: “You are amazing!” Siri: “I saw you today. The second I did, I felt like I was gonna vomit.”

[@playplay7690]

Ok best joke ever

[@obunga2289]

vomit of love

[@Randomguyvr258]

1 universe, 8 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 196 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.😶

[@LomasKl]

Thats more like geography mixed with space and just the most little of insults

[@marcopuricelli6108]

Hi

[@sabakiladze528]

When you said to google to roast you, my google assistant open and roasted me😅

[@Ashraff9200]

The only time Siri was helpful, in roasting and insults 😂

[@huynong3809]

google:" hey life still has many good things to offer stay positive " apple: " the gun is in the second cupboard make it quick "

[@the_joy-of_creation]

I think that makes more people attractive to buy the android

[@lucassun3989]

LOL😂😂😂

[@FkZeljeznicarFan816]

"Hey siri?" "What?" "My dad died tell me a joke" "Knock knock" "Whos there" "Not ur dad"

[@chloe-io2xi]

oh wow, that’s good

[@elasticplasticok]

I think he already did that or someone else

[@ThatsNotYourChip]

Unfortunately she does say that but it would be awesome if she did

[@anegg6491]

I remember watching a video with the same roast XD

[@abdullahihussein5098]

@@ThatsNotYourChip you said "unfortunately she does but it would be cool if she did" write unfortunately she doesn't but it would be cool if she did see

[@karamvirsingh9985]

When he said "hey google" my google responded 😂 I was confused for a sec

[@Novas-Games]

Siri is just GlaDOS but WAY worse at insults

[@qwertyuiop9600]

You’re like the sun, every time i see you i want to shield my eyes

[@alexiabanciu654]

That's yeah that's the one

[@Parts1238]

😂

[@hondisraar6048]

If you look at the sun long enough you will get a free dog

[@STRYFT_CLAN_K1NG]

He looked it up lol🤣

[@allthat2917]

Android: "You're smarter that Einstein after a coffee!" iPhone: "When Santa arrived at your house he said *Ho Ho Holy Sh*t* "

[@alexandermedina1406]

That's iphone language

[@Leo_the_demonic_soul]

Like you edit:bro its just a joke

[@Leo_the_demonic_soul]

.

[@MortCodesWeb]

@@Leo_the_demonic_soul...

[@Blackymonkey6]

Lol

[@Nightguard6139]

His siri:the lamest roasts Johan's siri:a whole book of roasts🗿💀

[@filmfan2004]

BRO my Google started roasting me when you said "hey Google roast me"

[@Supersilvershogun]

And that's how I asked Siri why she's useless and she responded "I thought we were talking about you, not me"... That hit the spot 😖

[@JordynWolf]

Dammn I asked siri to insult me and she said "if your gonna be two sided make one pretty"

[@Supersilvershogun]

@@JordynWolf ouch 💔

[@musion7740]

In short… Me: why are you useless Siri: no u

[@Saturnschmidt]

When I asked Siri to salt me she said I don’t really know how to install people and then she just said something something something something something something fire emoji and I forget the other emoji and laughing crying emoji no I didn’t even put the emojis she said them in the words

[@Creek4life10]

I asked Siri that too and all she said was " that's not nice" 🧍‍♂️

[@m3ltm4n]

Android: "I bet your dad loves you!" Apple: "I bet your dad said he was gonna get some milk"

[@bandongwilliejr.7046]

American(ptsd

[@Respez]

Lmaoooooo

[@nikktay75961]

Worst roast ever much

[@Respez]

@@nikktay75961 which one

[@manavthapar8465]

im seeing this everywhere but what does it mean? : “Dad went to get some milk”.

[@warmfrightningevening7376]

Android was just kind, Apple tried to roast him but just jumbled a bunch of nonsense then called it a toast ( I meant to spell toast)

[@k-ninja]

Google: “You smell so good you might be deodorant.” Apple: “Your dad left you on the streets for a reason.”

[@_Eraser_]

Then there's Alexa in the corner

[@joannepuno8203]

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@revivephoenix9998]

I think when android said u r as smart as Albert einstein it forgot to say when he had a stroke 💀

[@monkey_D_luffy68132]

Android :- *complements* Siri :- *turne into PACKGOD*

[@babieangeljeno1656]

I love how Google's being nice and Apple's being a savage, like that's two types of best friends right there

[@hoomannifler7066]

Ja

[@ZakTheEpic]

Apple wasn’t even being savage

[@ch4rleebrown153]

Best friends never compliment yous

[@ch4rleebrown153]

@Roka Samir XD

[@kieronfoster8297]

Literally

[@breahaswrizz_]

Android: “you look amazing!” Apple: “your so ugly that Scooby doo cant solve that mystery” Edit: MOMM IM FAMOUS

[@zackscottygamer]

underrated

[@lilhamster7814]

Jellybean sucks

[@user-jp6oh2mc7r]

@@lilhamster7814 I killed your hamster.

[@Mannyhurtjr]

@@user-jp6oh2mc7r I found your adoption certificate

[@user-jp6oh2mc7r]

That's why your still in the orphanage

[@ohsongchengjaydenrvps2149]

“You are nothing but a jumble of skin cells-“ got me dying 💀

[@Elereson.]

Here's a roast "if laughter was a cure you will be curing the world"

[@alysspamm]

Android: "We love you dear person!" Iphone: "You do nothing and you still annoy me."

[@samiullahshaikh1021]

iPhone is bad really bad

[@luki7614]

"I want to die" Google:dont die, someone loves you Siri: *that's good* Bing: *you need sum gun?*

[@SC_999]

I didn’t see bing till now

[@lunaliss2626]

No

[@imcasualjimm]

Can you confirm this? Also, u good bro?

[@thomasfitzpatrick3888]

Gum

[@luki7614]

​@@imcasualjimmIts a joke, im healthy faithfully closer to god, also i just realised how cringe this is dang