Andy Richter's Best Zingers & Quips Pt. II

[@keithrickson8522]

Conan's a comedy machine gun, laying down that rapid fire, Andy just comes in like a sharp shooter and never misses.

[@mysoreakshay]

That is one of the best descriptions I have heard about Conan and Andy's dynamic!

[@VoiceKulaka]

this comment needs a lot more likes!

[@turolretar]

Back in the old days Andy was good at two things - gunslinging and cocksucking. But now he’s a comedian,

[@GreySectoid]

Lol that's perfect way to put it

[@westerling8436]

Except when Norm rips him a new asshole

[@Dan-1031]

I love how Conan is the one who always laughs hardest at Andy’s jokes

[@jkap34]

How do you think Andy got the job? They had one dinner or lunch together and conan wanted to hire him on the spot, but the execs wanted Andy to do some more work or something.

[@delong71487]

I love Andy because I have the same comedic style... stay quiet and listen most of the time, but pounce on a joke when the timing is just right

[@tylergarza8695]

@@jkap34 Andy didn't have a body of work or material for them to reference, but Conan wanted him on the show in some regard, just didn't know in what capacity. It's all in his Conan Needs a Friend interview with Richter from 2019.

[@kane4013]

“I just experienced it just now” 😂😂

[@goveg1976]

chef's kiss

[@nurax44]

Peak

[@danielwilliams7562]

I want to say on Conan's first episode back on TBS they had the "ex talk show host" masks and Andy says "the inside smells like tears". That, for me, was one of his best lines ever. And that's saying something. Hope to see it in a future video

[@ud3592]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5iXZX-Jh9ZlrNksi=49N9wldY4HGWUZmk

[@QnA22]

Why is it saying something?

[@brianmarshall3921]

😂​@@QnA22

[@fatsuperfly]

Well he is his Conan’s friend, he is just ribbing him. Andy works for him, but he can roast him, and it’s like “ ok you got me” I get it.

[@Imzack1]

Mine was when they was going to go to Italy 🇮🇹 I was in school then so I didn’t wana fall asleep but I did even though I tried to stay up as late as I could

[@kmduarte2005]

Andy is so underrated. He’s got one of the sharpest comedic minds out there.

[@DrClawizdead]

He was on MST3K for a while. I miss TV's Frank!

[@ohh2752]

The wallmart one was good

[@ryd421]

"because its my goddamn job" broke me

[@GreySectoid]

lmao

[@SpaceMissile]

such passion in the delivery. haha, he nailed it.

[@redfive5856]

My favorite was their first year on “Late Night” and they took a double decker tour bus around Manhattan. Conan pointed out a .99¢ store. Andy said, “Yeah, they kick Dollar Town’s ass”

[@clarkkent3730]

LOL

[@tomconnors8165]

These are gems. I really appreciate the effort of putting these together.

[@LastRookie]

va-gazzled gems

[@AmazingFrenchman]

​@@LastRookie God, I was about to type this!! Haha you sir, win.

[@Eph_Wilson]

"I just experienced it just now!" Legend lol.

[@OYME13]

"I'm warm and I wanna reek of booze" "That's daddy's squirt gun!" 😂🤣😂

[@sugardashdumpling]

That shit killed me

[@RyanAustinDean]

“Is that a compliment?” “Well…yeah, if you choose to take it that way.”

[@NusianceValue]

i love how you can see the guests brain reset and that gives Conan a moment to bring it back.

[@lydian84]

Andy is one of the most underrated comedians ever

[@MMaRsu]

Porky pigging it hahahaha damnit Andy you genius

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

That was my favourite 😂😂😂 I'm Australian and we have a saying for pretty much everything and yet Porky Piggin' is whole new one for me. Into the vocabulary it goes.

[@donnywilliamson5807]

It can also be Donald Ducking or Winnie the Pooh. Both are bottomless shirt wearers

[@JonahsWail]

Conan low key stole that one with “it’s like a silver mine down there!”

[@Jacob-2796]

Andy even said it wasn't his gag. It's an old saw

[@lindsayw7204]

I love Conan’s laugh in response to Andy’s quips.

[@Arnuuld]

Andy Richter, the number one talk show sidekick ever!

[@tyengineer0]

God I miss Conan and Andy. Absolutely the Batman and Robin of late nite comedy television.

[@trueno8663]

Conan: "There's not a sincere bone in your body." 7:41 Andy: "There's one." 🍆 🤣😂

[@ryanhalien8468]

“This is just straight vermouth” is such a sharp line at the end there, the expected joke about it being booze with the bait and switch of it being a booze no sane person would just drink straight all in just 5 words, it’s perfect, no fat on that joke😂

[@richarddoaks3880]

OK, I guess I'm insane because I'll drink a wine glass of vermouth.

[@ryanhalien8468]

@@richarddoaks3880 you are indeed certifiably psychotic 😂 sorry to be the one to tell ya

[@ryanhalien8468]

His lines aren’t the most cleaver you’ll ever hear, but his timing is perfect. A great example of why timing is so important in comedy

[@Sid-jx4gl]

He's quick

[@stream_gene]

"There's not a sincere bone in your body" "There's one" Fucking hell that was sharp as his one bone!

[@sodarkfilms101]

That's called Porky Pigging it, so quick with masterful deadpan delivery.

[@rome8180]

At 12:10, Andy was instantly rewarded for being witty.

[@madgepins1967]

The playground conversation reminded me of a Sean Lock joke about watching a playground and a mom asks him, "Which one's yours?" and he answers, "I haven't chosen yet."

[@dielaughing73]

Possibly an even better response would be "which one are you taking, I'll choose another"

[@1mvn]

Same. Good Ol Sean Lock

[@joepop25]

Man Sean was funny

[@thegasman189]

googled porky pig picture to be reminded what he look like and had me literally laughing in tears

[@madmaxandrade]

I've also heard it being referred to as "Donald ducking".

[@SharkWithFreakinLaserBeam]

12:41 how he said "I have so little..." lmfao, and damn that was fast

[@jimlthor]

There's a video somewhere around where he talked about that moment. He acted like he was actually annoyed by him asking how he knew

[@NahNahNahNoWay]

I vote for 100 more of these

[@adamfrbs9259]

"The product of alot of....." I don't wanna ruin the joke but that was absolutely effin hilarious.

[@patricktilton5377]

Ed McMahon may have been the first iconic 'side-kick' of a nite-time talk-show host, but Andy perfected the role.

[@sometimesitbelikedat2529]

Timothy Olyphant is such a bro. Look at how he talks to both Conan and Andy, and not just Conan. It's like dude was just hanging out with his buddies.

[@spageen]

Andy is like a comedy sniper

[@ohh2752]

Well put

[@Sleepy241]

Conan is like a comedy machine gun, always funny, but sometimes misses, but you enjoy it anyways cause he is quick to play it off and make it funny, while Andy is a sniper, not alot and not as much volume, but he never misses

[@Bururaian]

Timothy Olyphant is nonstop catching Richter strays

[@user-kj9oz7lb8s]

Two life changing things you'll learn, if you watch the whole vid: 1) Andy Richter, is a truly underrated comic. 2) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bedazzles her cooter.

[@FlipDahlenburg]

Andy's t.v. show was excellent, every episode that ran! Sorry they cancelled it.

[@shadypelican]

Why that's a fine compilation of the Swedish German Andy Richter!

[@DeathBeforeComicSans]

I thought he was American.

[@jimmyjakes1823]

@@DeathBeforeComicSans You don't know about swedish-german jokes. They are very popular in Georgia.

[@DeathBeforeComicSans]

@@jimmyjakes1823 I was joking. 😑

[@josephgreen2824]

​@@DeathBeforeComicSansit's a Norm Macdonald reference

[@jasonite]

I love this, and I love Andy. This is great stuff

[@nsostephanenyenti1755]

Frodo is really a hobbit 😂

[@GrinningAries]

To be fair Conan is a lumbering Irish fomorian

[@babygravy7]

It’s funny because he’s not even THAT short. He’s 5’6 but Andy and Conan are over 6 ft

[@jkap34]

​@babygravy7 Andy is 6'3" and conan is 6'4". Fun fact, when shooting just the Hobbits and Gimli, they didn't need doubles because their heights were the right proportions.

[@johnmcnulty2705]

I guess one man's Porky Pig is another man's Winnie the Pooh.

[@jkap34]

That last one with the mugs is my favorite "they were fine before" "how do you know that" "because it's my goddamn job!"

[@KenRobert]

I just realized Andy is taller than I thought.

[@jkap34]

6'3" just 1" shorter than Conan, 6 if you count hair.

[@onothankyou]

Frodo is just that small.

[@ruscopcoltrain]

"Because it's my GODDAMN JOB!" was so hilariously unexpected. Agree with everyone who called Andy a sniper. He picked his targets and never missed. It would be interesting to see if you put together a video of all his killer one-liners, how long would the video be?

[@mypaldan]

Porky piggin' it killed me. Now you know that.

[@mattmays9063]

This is exceptionally wholesome once I discovered that Jeff Garlin and Conan shared a pad in Chicago.

[@applesoranges559]

How I miss Andy n Conan together ❤️ ..

[@johnnyeaton]

The Elijah Wood alcohol spray bit is the best. :)

[@gr6e]

2:00 never realized how tiny Elijah Wood is. I'm halfway between Conan and Andy's heights (and weights) and I'd genuinely have to try not to step on him

[@spidrawebster]

She's trying to describe shirtcocking and Andy just skips to the eternal truth we learned from the cartoons - he's Porky Pigging it.

[@charlie-obrien]

I'm sitting here at work and slapping my desk while guffawing...(draws unwanted attention) Andy is so quick and when he is on a roll he is hilarious! Best sidekick Ever!!!

[@Mopark25]

"There's one!" 😂😂😂 Andy is the fucking best

[@richardsimon4135]

Thank you Cactus Chef. These are great.

[@MandingoV2]

andy totally saved that jennifer love interview lmao

[@fartmachine5000]

They really need to have him on the Podcast occasionally.

[@jkap34]

Please. He'd never admit to being conan's friend.

[@rafaelmoura2103]

i wish i would find an interview i saw once when andy said some nasty joke that i dont recal what was but conan remarked with "another quip from the abyss", been wanting to find that clip for years but have no clue what interview is from

[@mattydatboi]

Conan not being on air anymore marks the end of an era we'll never get back.

[@andrewmacdonald6513]

A great man at Winthrop University went to theatre parties with a sprayer of Alabama Slammers. Do not doubt squirt guns and booze.

[@brianbird3756]

I always felt that Andy missed an opportunity to slip in a line about chipping a tooth on the vagazzle show...

[@moniemaker27]

Andy truly is the perfect small town humor to Conan’s Ivy League humor

[@pienjopienjo7697]

Please put more of these on.

[@jaimebarba619]

Andy’s one of the most underrated tv personalities

[@nancycrandall4545]

That’s Daddy’s squirt gun! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ransax]

Andy Richter is my spirit animal.

[@seamusriley4503]

"That's not what you're supposed to do to the omelette" 😂

[@OccuBot2011]

Andy really is underrated

[@agalgonzalez]

Elijah Woods and the nutty woman with the water guns filled with vodka looked like dwarves compared to Conan and Andy.

[@YardworkWithJohn]

I didn't expect to laugh this hard watching this :D

[@micglou]

Wow... never knew Elijah Wood is actually hobbit sized.

[@ZesPak]

Both Conan and Andy are tall, Elijah is on the shorter end. He does look like a kid between them, thought he was sitting down at first.

[@vlaskarountzos5803]

Oh... my lord. I see Elijah Wood next to conan and i think: dear god, is that what i look like?!?

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

In fairness, Conan is a full one foot taller than Elijah.

[@GDog-xl6kr]

Porky pigging it, too good

[@Arcturuseyes]

I appreciate Rictorian humor greatly.

[@lynseyhanson6008]

5:00 don’t know that actors name but he has the best hair I’ve ever seen.

[@RetroRuss]

Timothy Olyphant

[@MA-iridium]

He is so brilliant, extremely witty and fun!!!

[@SpaceMissile]

11:41 - Yeah, let's give a quick shout-out to Christina Applegate.

[@ferdiyansurya]

There another one where Kumail Nanjiani read tweets or literature and Andy had a good comeback

[@PrmtvStudio]

Look how tiny Elijah Wood looks compared to them. I mean, he's a short guy anyway, but standing between Conan and Andy, he looks like a hobbit. :D

[@Dorukyy]

THAT WAS AMAZING!!!! MORE MORE MORE PLEASE!!!!

[@pmn029]

Holy hell, the Jennifer Love Hewitt clip!

[@93Jubilee]

Andy is brilliant on the quips!

[@CIRIL03]

I long for an alternative universe where Andy is a free-range co-host in 90's era Stern's shows.

[@ayandey137]

Andy is the best sniper south of the missisipi

[@dielaughing73]

So he's just a methhead with a laser pointer?

[@MaineOffGrid.]

Andy is hilarious. Best talk show sidekick ever.

[@power21100]

7:34 the man is so fast! There is ONE!

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Best sidekick since Hey Now Hank Kingsley

[@getinthespace7715]

Can you imagine all the crazy chemicals coming out of those cheap plastic toys when you put alcohol in them. 😂

[@jasonsnyder7857]

If you’re drinking booze from a gun then Health left the party hours ago.

[@ragdolltrucking]

2:47 conan nooooo! you have so much to live for!

[@fmsolee]

Timothy olyphant goes on Conan a lot!

[@Ironoclasty]

"Drink responsibly." [squirt-guns full of booze]

[@randomhero2480]

She’s all “no don’t spray me with it, that’s an awful idea.”

[@Golbez1991]

Love that miniature set

[@006bloody]

For the algorithm. More andy please.

[@gregb8565]

Is there anything funnier than Jeff Garland’s laugh? Check out curb panel interviews it’s a hoot

[@clarkkent3730]

Nothing is funnier than Jeff garland's laugh!

[@diogo.rodrigues.1884]

Porky piggin' it had me laughing hysterically!

[@ElCrab]

9:44 I was certain Andy was going to say something like “Conan, it’s extremely illegal for minors (miners) to be doing that.”

[@ljcomstock]

Are they using the same camera tricks that they used in LOTR to make the hobbits look small when Elijah Wood was on the show? He looks so tiny next to them.

[@vam2317]

I love that ur posting these lost golden moments to relieve once again. but my only problem is that you dont do it more often. sorry

[@TheDovehill]

I thought it was "Donald Ducking" it.

[@catalino8010]

Andy shoots some big cannons, love dis guy

[@racebiketuner]

Andy is brilliant. Sure do miss his quick wit.

[@brandonearly2963]

Who remembers the Andy richter show.

[@DigitalPadawan]

2:16 Andy is also a really tall guy!?

[@nirmalsuki]

Yes. He is around 6 feet tall. People think he is short because he is always next to Conan, who is 6'4". It's the same thing with Penn and Teller. Teller is 5'9", but people think he is very short because he is often seen with Penn Jillette, who is 6'5".

[@HungarianMafioso]

nah, Elijah Wood is just really short