Andy Richter's Best Zingers & Quips Pt. II

Pt. I: • Andy Richter's Greates...
Pt. III: • Andy Richter Coming Up...
Pt. IV: • Andy Richter: The Side...
11 more clips of Andy stealing the show.
00:00 Olivia Munn's Tiger Mom Didn't Spare The Rod
00:40 Artie Lange: We All Lie To Women
01:06 David Cross On The Perils Of Being An Older Dad
01:36 Molecular Mixologist Claire Smith Makes Summer Cocktails
03:30 Leslie Bibb On Burning Man
04:43 Timothy Olyphant Loves Stealing Room Service Silverware
05:27 Steve Schirripa Puts Up With A Lot Of Annoying Skinny People
05:57 Conan Goes Make-Up Free
07:34 CONAN Monologue 12/18/12
08:00 Jennifer Love Hewitt Teaches Conan About "Vajazzling"
11:41 Christina Applegate Isn’t Getting Back Into Her "Married With Children" Miniskirt
12:13 Nick Kroll Interview Pt. 1 06/23/11

[@Dan-1031]

I love how Conan is the one who always laughs hardest at Andy’s jokes

[@jkap34]

How do you think Andy got the job? They had one dinner or lunch together and conan wanted to hire him on the spot, but the execs wanted Andy to do some more work or something.

[@keithhendrickson8522]

Conan's a comedy machine gun, laying down that rapid fire, Andy just comes in like a sharp shooter and never misses.

[@mysoreakshay]

That is one of the best descriptions I have heard about Conan and Andy's dynamic!

[@VoiceKulaka]

this comment needs a lot more likes!

[@turolretar]

Back in the old days Andy was good at two things - gunslinging and cocksucking. But now he’s a comedian,

[@terrylyn]

Lol that's perfect way to put it

[@westerling8436]

Except when Norm rips him a new asshole

[@kane4013]

“I just experienced it just now” 😂😂

[@kmduarte2005]

Andy is so underrated. He’s got one of the sharpest comedic minds out there.

[@DrClawizdead]

He was on MST3K for a while. I miss TV's Frank!

[@ohh2752]

The wallmart one was good

[@danielwilliams7562]

I want to say on Conan's first episode back on TBS they had the "ex talk show host" masks and Andy says "the inside smells like tears". That, for me, was one of his best lines ever. And that's saying something. Hope to see it in a future video

[@ud3592]

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[@QnA22]

Why is it saying something?

[@brianmarshall3921]

😂​@@QnA22

[@fatsuperfly]

Well he is his Conan’s friend, he is just ribbing him. Andy works for him, but he can roast him, and it’s like “ ok you got me” I get it.

[@Imzack1]

Mine was when they was going to go to Italy 🇮🇹 I was in school then so I didn’t wana fall asleep but I did even though I tried to stay up as late as I could

[@OYME13]

"I'm warm and I wanna reek of booze" "That's daddy's squirt gun!" 😂🤣😂

[@tomconnors8165]

These are gems. I really appreciate the effort of putting these together.

[@LastRookie]

va-gazzled gems

[@AmazingFrenchman]

​@@LastRookie God, I was about to type this!! Haha you sir, win.

[@ryd421]

"because its my goddamn job" broke me

[@terrylyn]

lmao

[@ephraimalbertbelnap]

"I just experienced it just now!" Legend lol.

[@lydian84]

Andy is one of the most underrated comedians ever

[@redfive5856]

My favorite was their first year on “Late Night” and they took a double decker tour bus around Manhattan. Conan pointed out a .99¢ store. Andy said, “Yeah, they kick Dollar Town’s ass”

[@clarkkent3730]

LOL

[@MMaRsu]

Porky pigging it hahahaha damnit Andy you genius

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

That was my favourite 😂😂😂 I'm Australian and we have a saying for pretty much everything and yet Porky Piggin' is whole new one for me. Into the vocabulary it goes.

[@donnywilliamson5807]

It can also be Donald Ducking or Winnie the Pooh. Both are bottomless shirt wearers

[@fartmachine5000]

They really need to have him on the Podcast occasionally.

[@jkap34]

Please. He'd never admit to being conan's friend.

[@RyanAustinDean]

“Is that a compliment?” “Well…yeah, if you choose to take it that way.”

[@lindsayw7204]

I love Conan’s laugh in response to Andy’s quips.

[@nsostephanenyenti1755]

Frodo is really a hobbit 😂

[@GrinningAries]

To be fair Conan is a lumbering Irish fomorian

[@babygravy7]

It’s funny because he’s not even THAT short. He’s 5’6 but Andy and Conan are over 6 ft

[@jkap34]

​@babygravy7 Andy is 6'3" and conan is 6'4". Fun fact, when shooting just the Hobbits and Gimli, they didn't need doubles because their heights were the right proportions.

[@NusianceValue]

i love how you can see the guests brain reset and that gives Conan a moment to bring it back.

[@ryanhalien8468]

“This is just straight vermouth” is such a sharp line at the end there, the expected joke about it being booze with the bait and switch of it being a booze no sane person would just drink straight all in just 5 words, it’s perfect, no fat on that joke😂

[@richarddoaks3880]

OK, I guess I'm insane because I'll drink a wine glass of vermouth.

[@ryanhalien8468]

@@richarddoaks3880 you are indeed certifiably psychotic 😂 sorry to be the one to tell ya

[@Arnuuld]

Andy Richter, the number one talk show sidekick ever!

[@spageen]

Andy is like a comedy sniper

[@ohh2752]

Well put

[@applesoranges559]

How I miss Andy n Conan together ❤️ ..

[@MandingoV2]

andy totally saved that jennifer love interview lmao

[@tyengineer0]

God I miss Conan and Andy. Absolutely the Batman and Robin of late nite comedy television.

[@NahNahNahNoWay]

I vote for 100 more of these

[@Mopark25]

"There's one!" 😂😂😂 Andy is the fucking best

[@OccuBot2011]

Andy really is underrated

[@jasonite]

I love this, and I love Andy. This is great stuff

[@ryanhalien8468]

His lines aren’t the most cleaver you’ll ever hear, but his timing is perfect. A great example of why timing is so important in comedy

[@richardsimon4135]

Thank you Cactus Chef. These are great.

[@pienjopienjo7697]

Please put more of these on.

[@adamfrbs9259]

"The product of alot of....." I don't wanna ruin the joke but that was absolutely effin hilarious.

[@thegasman189]

googled porky pig picture to be reminded what he look like and had me literally laughing in tears

[@shadypelican]

Why that's a fine compilation of the Swedish German Andy Richter!

[@DeathBeforeComicSans]

I thought he was American.

[@jimmyjakes1823]

@@DeathBeforeComicSans You don't know about swedish-german jokes. They are very popular in Georgia.

[@DeathBeforeComicSans]

@@jimmyjakes1823 I was joking. 😑

[@patricktilton5377]

Ed McMahon may have been the first iconic 'side-kick' of a nite-time talk-show host, but Andy perfected the role.

[@jaimebarba2814]

Andy’s one of the most underrated tv personalities

[@johnnyeaton]

The Elijah Wood alcohol spray bit is the best. :)

[@Unretrofied98]

Andy is literally the most underrated comedian of all time

[@memoryboy]

More please 🙏

[@Dorukyy]

THAT WAS AMAZING!!!! MORE MORE MORE PLEASE!!!!

[@AIKnowYou]

12:41 how he said "I have so little..." lmfao, and damn that was fast

[@nathanchong7731]

11:49. I like how the audience have a pause in laughter 😂😂😂😂

[@GDog-xl6kr]

Porky pigging it, too good

[@Bururaian]

Timothy Olyphant is nonstop catching Richter strays

[@nathanchong7731]

4:29 First time you see Conan laughed out loud 😂😂😂

[@YardworkWithJohn]

I didn't expect to laugh this hard watching this :D

[@KenRobert]

I just realized Andy is taller than I thought.

[@jkap34]

6'3" just 1" shorter than Conan, 6 if you count hair.

[@mattmays9063]

This is exceptionally wholesome once I discovered that Jeff Garlin and Conan shared a pad in Chicago.

[@echopathy]

Applegate reaching for Any's arm

[@waltergregoireshling]

It's awesome

[@FlipDahlenburg]

Andy's t.v. show was excellent, every episode that ran! Sorry they cancelled it.

[@nancycrandall4545]

That’s Daddy’s squirt gun! 🤣🤣🤣

[@sndsiwrite]

At least 10x funnier than One Word Matt. He could string a line of them into a quip

[@andrewmacdonald6513]

A great man at Winthrop University went to theatre parties with a sprayer of Alabama Slammers. Do not doubt squirt guns and booze.

[@moniemaker27]

Andy truly is the perfect small town humor to Conan’s Ivy League humor

[@ferdiyansurya]

There another one where Kumail Nanjiani read tweets or literature and Andy had a good comeback

[@nathanchong7731]

0:25. Andy is cracking head on what to say 😂😂😂

[@gr6e]

2:00 never realized how tiny Elijah Wood is. I'm halfway between Conan and Andy's heights (and weights) and I'd genuinely have to try not to step on him

[@bloodsling]

7:42-8:00 lmao,best part of the clip

[@johnmcnulty2705]

I guess one man's Porky Pig is another man's Winnie the Pooh.

[@clarkkent3730]

Nothing is funnier than Jeff garland's laugh!

[@ikedewinter1213]

Andy has a great part when he and conan dance in germany

[@CIRIL03]

I long for an alternative universe where Andy is a free-range co-host in 90's era Stern's shows.

[@MaineOffGrid.]

Andy is hilarious. Best talk show sidekick ever.

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Best sidekick since Hey Now Hank Kingsley

[@rafaelmoura2103]

i wish i would find an interview i saw once when andy said some nasty joke that i dont recal what was but conan remarked with "another quip from the abyss", been wanting to find that clip for years but have no clue what interview is from

[@vam2317]

I love that ur posting these lost golden moments to relieve once again. but my only problem is that you dont do it more often. sorry

[@CMKarm]

Andy saved Jeff's meh joke there. 😂

[@krs5115]

Miss Conan and Andy

[@sera2775]

Andy doing improv is awesome

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

Best sidekick ever.

[@brianbird3756]

I always felt that Andy missed an opportunity to slip in a line about chipping a tooth on the vagazzle show...

[@drearydeary563]

10:22 lol "that's good TV"

[@spidrawebster]

She's trying to describe shirtcocking and Andy just skips to the eternal truth we learned from the cartoons - he's Porky Pigging it.

[@micglou]

Wow... never knew Elijah Wood is actually hobbit sized.

[@racebiketuner]

Andy is brilliant. Sure do miss his quick wit.

[@wickedfuctup]

Jennifer is just too damn wholesome

[@kevinobrien9271]

❤️

[@neilsingh4659]

Andy is a brilliant comedian 😀

[@andrewwhite1305]

I appreciate Rictorian humor greatly.

[@sweetjimibignuts1300]

"It's always good to combine guns and booze" hahaha

[@006bloody]

For the algorithm. More andy please.

[@Rheubie]

Also called "Donald Duck-ing it".

[@brandonearly2963]

Who remembers the Andy richter show.

[@MomentsGap]

Who is the guy next to nick kroll at the end?

[@samanthamaynard4447]

Adam Levine of Maroon 5.

[@agalgonzalez]

Elijah Woods and the nutty woman with the water guns filled with vodka looked like dwarves compared to Conan and Andy.

[@questof1able]

Tiny Stage!! WHAT?? 😂

[@power21100]

7:34 the man is so fast! There is ONE!

[@oc2538]

12:05 😂😂😂 No one else on the bus likes it either

[@charleshessproductions]

Greatest late night show in history, I miss it 😢

[@vlaskarountzos5803]

Oh... my lord. I see Elijah Wood next to conan and i think: dear god, is that what i look like?!?

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

In fairness, Conan is a full one foot taller than Elijah.

[@gregb8565]

Is there anything funnier than Jeff Garland’s laugh? Check out curb panel interviews it’s a hoot

[@coasternut3091]

The cut between the vajazling and "she's 6 years old?"

[@techenthusiast964]

"it's my god-damn job!!"

[@aflask1]

Andy is my favorite co host

[@nathanchong7731]

4:29 Andy know a lot of stuff 😊❤😊❤😊❤

[@BCc249]

Elijah wood rly looks like a hobbit next to conan lol

[@randomhero2480]

She’s all “no don’t spray me with it, that’s an awful idea.”

[@desisshadow314]

"If you choose to take it that way!"

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

I've been thinking about getting Andy a Christmas gift this year... but I just can't think of what to get him. Any ideas out there?

[@mtrps_]

a good ol lube, the swedish german would absolutely appreciate it

[@rodomolina7995]

How are you gonna like, give it to him?

[@danielwesterlund1905]

I hadn't realized Elijah Wood is actually a hobbit.

[@ralphyboy6996]

Elijah woods is a tiny human being. Holy hell lol

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

He's 5'5". And he's standing next to giants.