Max Finds Out It's Vet Trip Day !!!

another trip to the vet for a nail trim.

[@guyinachairapplees7028]

I’ve heard a lot of people say “birds don’t understand context, they just know words and spit them back out at you.” Max clearly disproves that. He might not know what “doctor” or “toenails” means, but he’s fully aware it has a negative connotation. It’s why he reacts the way he does. Don’t underestimate a bird’s smarts, they’re extremely intelligent creatures. Especially parrots. Keep being you Max! We love you!

[@youdontknowme5969]

it's those people who don't understand birds 😎

[@guyinachairapplees7028]

@@youdontknowme5969 nice to see you again mate

[@Slevin-Kelevra]

I agree. I think they also might even know what the words mean too. Especially the smarter ones like Max. As he is trying to talk his way out of going by saying sorry for being a bad bird & asking if his toes nails are bad enough to go. There are tonnes of times in Max's video's where he is giving direct answers and trying to ask things. Even though what comes out mostly sounds like that CB Radio garble or an excited scream. I also think with Max its also him being afraid he will get seperated from Dan. As I believe Max is aware he is in a loving home with a lot of love & care.

[@guyinachairapplees7028]

@@Slevin-Kelevra I’ve seen that kind of affection with a lot of Cockatoos like Max, Buttons, or Onni. They really care for their owners and must be terrified of losing them as a result

[@greyjackal7221]

@@guyinachairapplees7028 - They can talk that nonsense all day..... Max Clearly lost his mind @ 4:20 when he heard the Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz reference...🤣

[@CTBeachWalker]

Unbelievable how Max is all happy and "hi!" and the second you say the vet word he starts talking like a Druid priest.

[@JefferyClifford-js8dj]

Hello Patricia. How are you doing today?

[@robinredwine1417]

Patricia, LOL 😂

[@kathleenlocke5734]

Max is not a happy camper!

[@robinredwine1417]

Poor Baby 😪

[@anastasiabeaverhousin5398]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@marcia-lynnhart8254]

When someone says birds are stupid, show them this video. Max is happily moving around, saying hi to Dan when Dan mentions going to the doctor. Max immediately goes into his anti vet chanting and summoning the dark forces that he always does when he goes to the vet. And then he really starts in arguing with Dan.

[@kokuhakuqiun4215]

Dude could be a pet bird of the Dark Summoner from DnD or another campaign game or something. Because he's always mimicking the Dark Summoner's ancient language incantations to summon his Master's forces.

[@lamcadams785]

@@kokuhakuqiun4215 😂😂😂

[@kokuhakuqiun4215]

@@lamcadams785 bro I’ve done research on Dark Masters and if they have anything that can mimic human speech like cockatoos, they’ll teach them their Dark incantations for emergencies. I think i even saw my dad (Who’s against the King btw) teach his cockatoo his dark incantations once.

[@aelitastones1266]

He just put a curse of misfortune on the entire facility.

[@martinwagner7361]

When suddenly the spirit of Darth Vader enters poor little Max......🤭😂😱

[@randomphonevideos]

Dan: "It's toenail day!" Max: "Okay lemme summon some demons first"

[@martinwagner7361]

He's praying Death to all veterinarians of the planet.....🤭😄😄

[@karenwatkins655]

Amazing how he goes right from his sweet voice to his grouchy voice when he hears the word vet.poor boy.

[@andrealuvshouse]

It’s called “summoning demons”

[@sistergoldenhair1809]

I know...he’s so smart! He knew exactly what Dan was talking about.

[@Nonexistentbystanderhere]

It's from the radio

[@Nonexistentbystanderhere]

He always listens to the radio that's why his voice is like that

[@cloudnine8842]

@@andrealuvshouse I was gonna say something like this. Sounds like a damn demon 😈

[@darkwood777]

Those of us who go to the dentist totally understand, Max.

[@susie154]

😀

[@ianross7965]

"You got to go to the vet today for your toenails." *Demonic Chanting*

[@sdefiel3719]

Don't ever leave Max in the center of a pentagram. He may end up summoning a demon with all that chanting!!!

[@kimberlysims7592]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ZacabebOTG]

When Max gets angry about going to the vet, he turns into Pingu.

[@witchingbrew3]

Pingu Pingu!

[@winykittygirl]

Oh no!! 7 degrees of celery is back!!🤣🤣🤣💘💘🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@fangirlfanatic7075]

😂

[@sharonsparks900]

Max is a very lucky bird. This dad is completely devoted to him.

[@mr.bonker9567]

Feathered bro sounded like he swallowed some possessed radio lmao

[@rxseynats4974]

Ah yes, the celery at seven degrees is back

[@louisalewis4631]

Max is so flipping FUNNY when goes on a rant about having to go to the vet for his toenail trimming. Cue the exorcist.😂🤣🤣😂

[@shoshiwas]

LOL!! and this is tame compared to several years ago!

[@MissRedHeadedGeek]

All you did was say "vet" and he starts speaking in tongues. Smart, smart bird.

[@aelitastones1266]

Max is summoning dark magic to curse the vet.

[@brendaleverick3655]

😄

[@virgofairy88]

Max is trying to talk Dan out of going to the vet and then goes off on a rant when he realizes he’s going no matter what. ❤️

[@LiLChaNii]

I always love the demonic chanting that comes with the news of a vet trip. 💖💖💖🤣🤣🤣

[@debraenderle4737]

Max speaking in his demon voice is straight out of The Exorcist.

[@jenniferperez3772]

Perfectly summed up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

Funny when you consider the actor who played the exorcist was Max von Sydow.

[@monkeyman1282]

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[@Rwalt61]

Every time I visit my doctor I'm going to start screaming in cockatoo and flapping my arms I mean wings.

[@ardiffley-zipkin9539]

The buzzing sound that Dad just made set Max off ! You'll be fine, Max. We love you.

[@deannekliene2673]

It sure did! 😄

[@gigisasz4580]

Yea maybe a good idea not to bring up and keep bringing up that terrifying buzzing sound.. 🙄 poor baby.

[@susie154]

If I heard that deep voice in my house, I would run out screaming!

[@nalublackwater9729]

You mention the vet and he's starts summoning a demon 😂😂😂😂

[@waywardpelican]

Dan, your imitation of the toenail clipper must have been spot on because Max went bonkers at the sound of it.

[@Denise-ot5mo]

😅😅😅😅. He sure did.

[@gigisasz4580]

Yea maybe not the best idea for this poor bird. 🙄

[@TheBioExplorer]

He most definitely recognizes "doctor" and "toenails". 🤣 I think he even repeated "toenails" when he first started his grumbling after you told him. And my goodness you imitation of the nail grinder put him over the top!😳😂❤

[@billrobbins5874]

Hope all goes well for Max. Does he do okay once he gets there? ❤️🕊️❤️

[@JohnSmith-mk1rj]

'Max you've gotta go get bzzzzz! Bzzzz!!' And Max was like, 'I BEG TO DIFFER, SIR!'

[@maryfrancesbeckerhaggerty5353]

I heard toenails too

[@birdenthusiast2095]

I heard ‘toenails’, too! 😂

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

@@billrobbins5874 One time the vet was having to chase Max around the room. 🤣

[@blorg7174]

Cameraman: Vet day today! Bird: *Satan mode engaged*

[@BassGuitarGuy128]

Didn't take long for him to start casting spells on the carrier

[@universallove878]

Vet is a trigger word, for Max to go from 0 to 💯 Real quick🙌

[@jenniferd.9817]

3:00 "I am sorry"😂Awwwww poor baby😊

[@jonkaminsky8382]

I want to say Thank you for being such a patient person with Max. You spend time with him after breaking the “bad news” by listening and being present while he expends his anxiety into speech and body language. This is so important, as I’m sure you know, because it lets Max know you care enough to observe his discontent - and by doing so you express the universal message of love and compassion that I believe highly intelligent animals like Max can comprehend by spending time listening the way a good friend would listen.

[@drawnsequence]

Absolutely true to my mind. Patience and showing you're paying attention while giving time and space goes a long way with lowering anxiety in pets.

[@patriciaschuster1371]

Yes. No wonder I love all of you like I do.

[@Majitsu]

wow Max understands the words "gotta go see the doctor" as he immediately begins summoning cthulhu!

[@ramblingrose1540]

Hi Dan and everyone.. Somehow I get the feeling that Max has learnt the meaning of the word 'vet' and it's not one of his favourites. (To the lady who thinks Max doesn't say much, look back over his 'vet trip' clips and it might just change your mind.. 🙄😂). I hope everyone has a nice weekend and is well. 😊🌿☘️🍀🌱

[@JohnSmith-mk1rj]

Max has PLENTY to say when the carrier comes out. So very much complaining to do! It's nonstop for 10 minutes at a time, and features all sorts of dramatic gestures for emphasis - flapping and angry head bobs, various aggressive displays... He puts on quite a show. And I know his poor little birdy heart is breaking, but I can't help but laugh and laugh.

[@ramblingrose1540]

@@JohnSmith-mk1rj I find him very funny too. You almost expect him to stamp his little foot... 😂 Such a sweetheart though..

[@ndingo]

Oh no it’s that time of year again Max going to the vet to get his toenails done it’s time to call the exorcist again Dan

[@boyohio1980]

lol

[@martinwagner7361]

That demonic morphing of Max even scares the shit out of any exorcist.....🤭😄😄

[@1rjbender]

Quick, get him to the vet before he finishes summoning Lucifer!

[@chaplainmattsanders4884]

😂

[@debraschepers9381]

Sounds like it. Wonder what's he's saying. 🤔

[@Yashenefale78]

😀🤣🤣🤣

[@lonewolf0076]

It sounds like pilot having conversation from chopper

[@anaibarangan4908]

😂

[@lindaeshbach6494]

I love his ranting too when he knows hes going to the vet! It's always so comical,he was kind of quiet in the beginning but he didn't disappoint. Lol

[@JohnSmith-mk1rj]

I swear to God that 'the carrier' should be accompanied by it's own ominous theme music. 🎼 *Dum. Pum. DUMMMM !!!!* 🎶 It's..... _THE CARRIER !!!_

[@70sLibragrl]

,😁💯👍

[@CandyHatsuneWolff]

It kinda does have a theme. The camera zooms in and Dan does the ominous "BA-dum BA-dum BA-dum!"

[@danward4145]

CARRIER HAS ARRIVED!

[@annettereynolds7457]

Max summoning demons when he finds out he's going to the vet

[@BjornMaxson-gf8tr]

Hello Annette, how're you doing today!!!

[@yovonnetaylor7545]

"You wont let me file them, you'll bite my fingers off!" .... *Max contemplates* -"Are they really that bad?" 🤣😂😂

[@kathleengreiner1146]

Hysterical. This never gets old!

[@userinpa1615]

No it doesn't lol

[@lyndaczika6327]

SOOO true!! Never ever! 🤣🤣😂😂🥰☺️☺️😆

[@susanstaples6171]

Max is really letting Dan have it today! Max calm down. Keeping your nails trimmed makes you the happy, healthy bird we all love.

[@sundae6969]

Max started out by asking you nicely if you cannot take him to the vet. When you didn't change your mind Max decided to take his demands up a notch 😅😅😅. I really love this bird ❤ lol

[@sharonarogers2026]

As soon as Dan says Toe nails, scanner voice comes out lol.

[@lavinablevins7494]

Straight to demon summon voice. He about to bust out that ouija board again 😂😂😂

[@jackyhawkins1895]

I have watched Maxwell's pre vet visit for years and it never fails to make me laugh. Don't ever change Max 🤗

[@TophinatorStreams]

😂 Finds out he’s gotta see the vet. “I’m sorry…I’m sorry…” in a demonic robot voice 😂

[@casandrabarnes]

This bird is hilarious! He's first talking in tongue in that low voice. Now he's ranting about whatever sounding like an air traffic controller. I live this !! 😂😂

[@Yume10605]

I swear the grumbling he does is him cussing you out for this. Or him trying to cast a spell of forgetfulness on you

[@diananunez6951]

Bless his little 💜❤️. Sorry babe, it has to be done. Spa day

[@JefferyClifford-js8dj]

Hello Diane. How are you doing today?

[@Arkngthunchsturdumz]

I love it, as soon as he heard the word "doctor" he started summoming Cthulu straight away 🤣🤣🤣

[@aelitastones1266]

"Local bird takes a wrecking ball to vet office, claims self-defense".

[@jh1154244]

🤣

[@LostHorizon52]

Awww, our sweet boy is so upset again at just the mention of the word "vet", then at the sight of the carrier goes from low voice concern to high pitch anxiety, even shaking. Our hearts always go out to Max on these days, but we know the trip will be short, and when he returns he will be back to his more relaxed self. I really wish it were possible to mentally communicate with Max that if he let's Dan trim his nails directly, these visits would not be necessary .. We need a Bird Whisperer .. Love you Sweetie ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@rhondaz356]

That's so true, Debbie. If only our Max could understand how necessary the trimmings are, and that there are various ways they can be accomplished. The poor dear could save himself, Dan, and the vet so much anxiety. At least we know they're trimmed for awhile.. Sending love and wishes for a lovely day to my inspirational, kind, warm-hearted, dear friend, Debbie.💘🤠🌺🌼🌹🌞

[@LostHorizon52]

@@rhondaz356 Yes, Rhonda, I was very fortunate with all my birds in that they always let me do their nails directly. I used one of those electric filers and they sort of thought it was a game so they let me do it. Sending my special love to you too, as always, my beautiful, sweet, and so very kind friend ❤️❤️❤️

[@dorisbove2210]

@@LostHorizon52 Good morning dearest sweetest Debbie ❤ aww we all wish max would understand the vet trip to get his nails trimmed is a good thing so he can run and play happily 😊 maybe one day sweet max with comprehend daddy Dan wants max to be the happiest and healthiest parrot in the world being daddy Dan is the best parrot daddy in the world 🌎 😊😍 Debbie have a amazing and joyous day and give your feathered baby a hug for me 😘

[@dorisbove2210]

@@rhondaz356 Good morning Rhonda sweetheart ❤ I so agree it would make max and daddy Dan and all of us feel better if max knew his trip to the vet was a great thing for his cute little parrot tootsies ❤ so he can play with all his toys and run around his daddy Dan wants the best for his max 😊 aww ❤ it is so endearing Rhonda my treasured friend give your feathered baby nate hugs for me and have a beautiful and blessed day 😘

[@LostHorizon52]

@@dorisbove2210 Good morning Doris, my most lovely friend ❤️ I know Dan has tried so many things to help Max have a better mental association with the idea of going to the vet, like doing something special after leaving the vet's office, but nothing seems to work, thus far. Max will probably always feel this way about the vet trips, but at least he gets over it quickly. Hoping you have a beautiful and joyful day today, my beautiful and so very sweet friend, and sending my love and hugs to you and your feathered baby ❤️❤️❤️

[@Zalithiel]

Max out here summoning demons again.

[@alphawolfryu]

I think he's casting dark magic🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@melaniem4798]

Max's animated fits crack me up. Especially when he throws his whole body into the arguement. Haha. He's emphasizing his anger! So much personality in his little body.

[@eliopcasas6574]

I think Max said, "I'm tired and I don't like whatever You want, It's my life".

[@A032101]

Good morning my beautiful sunshine 🌞. Oh lord Max going to vet 😱😱. Max you are so wonderful to say you’re so sorry. We all love you 🌞🌞🌞🌞

[@me67226]

He's so funny sounds like a drunk old man swearing to himself in a foreign language. LOL

[@_shannons]

This bird seems to have spent significant time in the presence of an old god. And perhaps the old god's jester.

[@OppositeofHATE7]

I think Max would like an apology...and to speak with a manager!!

[@sukie584]

Cockatoo Karen

[@JosephM101]

As soon as you mentioned the buzzing of the trimmers, he let you have it! Max is such a character! 🤣

[@mariaespinoza6358]

Did you notice the change of voice?! My mom said, he's going to the Dr? Yep, the vet! Doesn't like being touched?! No, because of the person who had him before. His cage had been caved in... From the Outside, not the inside!! Someone had been trying to get him to shut up!! (Max didn't want to be where he was. He wanted to be with DAN!!, But he shouldn't have had to go through the ABUSE he did before💔 though...)

[@bostonrockgrrl]

Has Max watched "The Exorcist," by chance? He sounds like POSSESSED Linda Blair! LOLOL 🤣

[@Rambol_XP]

every pet when they hear they need see a vet: *hide somewhere in the house* max: *demonic chanting*

[@shoshiwas]

The moment Max hears the word 'toenails', 'That Voice' comes out!! 😄😄 These trips to the vet's never get old!!

[@barbarabrickley7554]

Aww...and he was so happy to see his daddy and THEN....the dreaded vet visits....

[@crollwtide9452]

The bird version of Charlie Brown's teacher...wonderful

[@postagirl26]

You have no idea how therapeutic it is for me to watch Max. Thank you!

[@spockslot]

CARRIER did he say CARRIER!! No I don't want to visit the vet see why I'm shaking..lol 😆😅🤣😂

[@mazie7952]

Hi Max You are adorable!! Voice changes when he hears Dr and toe nails.😄

[@marioncobaretti2280]

I love that scanner voice

[@billblessington3912]

A perfectly good Sunday afternoon ruined when the bird summons Satan! I hate when that happens

[@lillianc.lausell]

Max say what you want but you still have to go to the Vet. Toe nails have to be clipped for your own good! It keeps this birdy healthy. We thank Daddy Dan for his wonderful care of this precious bird that gives us such joy! Wishing Dan Max Dusty & Friends a very blessed & pleasant day & upcoming week. 💚 LILLIAN 🌱🐦

[@JefferyClifford-js8dj]

Hello Lillian. How are you doing today?

[@rhondaz356]

Imagine the veterinarian on the other end. 'Oh, YAHOO, 🥳 Mr. MAX is on our schedule today.' 😳😷😉 We love you, precious.🥰

[@MeissnerEffect]

Damn dude that’s some Exorcist Max type rant there. He needs a priest not a vet hahaha 🤣

[@michaelkulow6643]

1:53 Max the heavy metal bird lol

[@margaretjones2311]

Another vet visit prelude! Great fun but Max seems to be getting a bit calmer compared to the heights of his reactions in years past.

[@jeremyshearer3885]

I’m sorry I have seen many of Max’s Carrier videos over the years and it’s hard not to laugh I know he doesn’t like it But it is for his own good😂👍🏻

[@redwoods7370]

I just love Max's demon voice! It's the best. First, he tries to scare Dan into calling off the vet visit, then he tries yelling to see how that will work.

[@dirtyharry5320]

As soon as he mentioned the vet, he started his "centimeter, centimeter, centimeter" demon chant.

[@anaibarangan4908]

It's his demon chant lyrics. 😆 He's seriously trying to communicate with dad like a man. Then regression into infantile and hysteria. It's a bird brain, give it a break Max. Doesn't adjust well to his health schedule, but that's human traits too. Not everyone loves going to the doctor.

[@lindashankland5056]

Oh my goodness, the carrier talk has been unleashed once again... see you on the other side sweet Max! 💕🤗🌸👍

[@debbiebrownstein9666]

It sounds like Max is doing a chant! Hes a real character. So funny!

[@noradonoghue-heinrichs3658]

Max is telling Daddy Dan off. I love when Max hangs off of his house and tells Daddy off; flapping his wings and rotating his head quickly.

[@sachiperez]

they sound like demonic incantations. He is amazing!

[@KodrosKarlos]

Max we all know you are going to be fine little guy.

[@patriciapryke6577]

Oh, no the vet! Poor baby Max. He has a definite opinion about this. I love it. Max at his best.

[@Incubansoul]

You're going to the vet today! *demonic spellcasting*

[@SonarTheBat]

Cockatoos are so dramatic.

[@youdontknowme5969]

Max first goes into a "confession mode," then comes the sassy-babble 🤣 poor baby, you'll survive, you always do 😊

[@sawdust2556]

You unleashed the fury with that buzz sander sound, Dan! Our poor little boo took it well though.

[@up-all-night]

4:14 When Dan starts with the bzzzzzz bzzzzzzz bzzzzz Max is done with saying he’s sorry

[@matthews8576]

Max sounds like his files were corrupted and his batteries are dying.

[@Slevin-Kelevra]

Love that Max tries saying sorry. Then asks if they are really that bad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aprilsmith4350]

I'm a new sub and was looking at videos other day ... an older one popped up on how you got to having "Max" being unplanned ... I thought it was a great story especially how Max was pretty much bonded to you 💕 I'm sure it takes a whole lotta up keep taking care etc. Things happen for a reason (I believe 😁) and Max was meant to be with you!🐦💕

[@shamillapaul79]

*Max demon voice activatied*

[@Magpie5yndrome]

"You gotta go see the doctor for your toenails." Cue the summoning of all the demons.

[@davidbrown8763]

Summons different demons with each change of voice.

[@winykittygirl]

You have to know Dan, these are the BEST videos of Max 💘💘🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@laurelhardy4064]

Dan, I'll bet you get in a same mood as Max every time you have to go to the dentist.

[@ambervalencia1210]

Max before V. E. T is uttered: Hiiiiii!!❤❤ Max after: *incomprehensible satanic muttering accompanied by multiple head twists*

[@randalls.6547]

Watching Max cheers me up a lot. Thank you for making these videos.

[@kenchiishow4362]

Same