The Tomorrow War - Spoilers, STUPIDEST Moments & PLOT HOLES!

[@djJaXx101]

I am glad they were able to narrow it down to "north Russia" would have been a nightmare to find in a big country.

[@joinapalm4048]

lmao true true

[@alwaysdisputin9930]

Dude. Just snow mobile around for a few hours & when the compass goes haywire that's where the spaceship is. What's the fucking problem?

[@williamerazo3921]

Lol 😂

[@williamerazo3921]

@@alwaysdisputin9930 North Russia is huge swath of territory that’s the problem

[@alwaysdisputin9930]

@@williamerazo3921 Yeah but the volcano guy.

[@dunstonlion1342]

I find it hilarious that the film starts with "Every nation on Earth immediately put aside their differences to send their soldiers and civilians to certain death in an unwinnable war against aliens," but then the film ends with "what? The nations of the world couldn't possibly work together to fight an impending alien threat."

[@chomp7927]

its dumb but they explained it a bit because everyone was onboard for a while with the future people giving them weekly intel. Then when the time link was broken because we lost they fell into chaos because at that point everyone knows it's all over, just a matter of time. That would make sense in that moment. Sure eventually the world would nut up and militarize even harder but on that day or two right after news broke it would be madness for a bit. As for not investigating a lead for the guy that brought back the key to humanity, that one was hard to believe. Someone would start barking up that tree somewhere in the coalition, especially since at that time that would be the only shred of intel that breeds hope.

[@AverageGamerXP]

I think that's a plausible analysis because humanity would 100% band together against a immediate extinction level threat against humanity, but once you say hey we've found thier exact location and we have the advantage. Now there's time to monopolize the creatures, do unorthodox experimenting on the creatures, secretly do this and that with the creatures. Governments are not to be trusted with type of information.

[@coldchillin8382]

@@AverageGamerXP yea they should have gone to social media with the info

[@Arthur_Revan]

@@coldchillin8382 Because when it comes to saving Earth, a bunch of angry kids is more capable than the governments and their militarys. Totally In line with movie logic.

[@heythere6983]

The point was it would take too long and also they tried and were shot down. It’s a realistic stance.

[@spencergreen3581]

My first thought when i saw the trailer for this movie was: why are they sending people from the past to fight in the future? Why not just go to the past say "aliens are going to invade on X day you have until then to prep tech and train soldiers. Also here's everything we know about the aliens" that would have actually been smart

[@ISavant]

because the idiots who wrote this movie don't understand exactly what the point of time travel in a story is.

[@blanktom6049]

@SP That's kind of how I would re-write the whole time travel thing. This would be a different timeline scenario where they can travel to the past, but the timelines split and whatever happens in the past won't change their future. So the time travelers will come back in time and say... "Guys, listen, in 30 years an alien force will invade Earth. We're loosing the war and need troops. In exchange for you giving us an army, we will give you everything we know about the aliens so that you can better prepare and maybe prevent the invasion."

[@caliginousmoira8565]

@@blanktom6049 the mcu time travel logic messed with people so k.i.s.s.

[@blanktom6049]

@@caliginousmoira8565 then you shouldn't put time travel in your movie.

[@MetalGamer666]

@SP Exactly. And since the future people can travel through time, why can't they just abandon their timeline and live in the past and help them destroy the aliens with all their knowledge? They're not that many people so the old timeline have room for them.

[@Immortalcheese]

The lack of training reminded me of a scene from Futurama where they go to war with those bouncing balls. Before they're deployed Nixon goes "This is the moment we've been training for all afternoon!" and then Zapp goes "The best strategy is the element of surprise.... SURPRISE!" and then just dumps the soldiers onto the planet. That's literally how they trained their soldiers in this movie

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

A super dumb Starship Troopers/ Edge of Tomorrow with fun action? *Count me in!*

[@utavtakt9361]

Yeah, so much stupid happens you almost feel offended XD

[@roshawn1111]

There is literally no way to avoid a paradox in time travel movies, every last one of them have this issue

[@fulltimebomber954]

Interstellar has the biggest one that everyone seems to ignore

[@milothemarvel21302]

Just finished watching this literally seconds ago, actually really enjoyed it, 10 times better than Fast Nine

[@warpy33]

I liked it as well. Not the best or worst but entertaining for what it was. Better than that Army of the Dead movie on Netflix.

[@turklurk]

Agree

[@turklurk]

@@warpy33 agree. 😂

[@tjmullin2909]

Same...thought it waa good

[@Syllvein]

Ditto.

[@swampThaang]

The base should have definitely been protected with the solution that worked on the males.

[@Tnecks]

true, but they were running short of resources. So that could be an explanation

[@christiandauz3742]

Running out of everything. 3 years to wipe out humanity

[@ce1474]

The mines and helicopters would have been enough if the female wasn't summoning a massive army to the base.

[@effinjamieTT]

@@Tnecks except they had the resources of the entire world of 2022 at their disposal.

[@Ravenlord47111]

1. they explain they were supposed to have a week to train but didnt even have a day. 2. they explain the queen not being able to be tranqd, they said " shes feeling it but not going down" and they explain how much she needed chris pratt was surprised at the amount in a day and then she clarifies its for an hour not a day. 3. chris was chosen because his COMMAND experience. 4. the queen is shown to have intelligence. 5. they explained they did go to where the attacks started but there wasnt a ship there. 6. in all honesty it didnt feel like they were trying to win the war, she makes a comment that they are living on borrowed time. the past soldiers are meant to buy time. 7. they give the vials to the people from the future. (which you realized later)

[@rui5421]

the problem isn’t that they dont explain these points, its that they contradict them soon after they make them. For example, they say they’re giving them a week to train (for whatever reason), they dont get it because they need help to get these vital assets. Then they introduce this idea that the transfer was messed up and dropped them in the wrong place (because whatever), and introduces their mission that makes or breaks the war, but IMMEDIATELY introduce an airstrike to blow all that vital information away. Forester is introduced as being in command, so then who ordered that airstrike that she cant stop? Why would that airstrike take priority over the war-ending resources? Even how they drafted people, and why people go back and forth are only implied explanations, and are contradicted soon after they explain them.

[@jacob476]

He was chosen because he's her father

[@rogermazuca4582]

Very well put. That's some great explanations to those who don't get it like AJ and Co.

[@MrOnetedify]

​@@rui5421 True, the contradictions are what made this movie a 7/10, could of been a 9/10 ez.

[@rui5421]

@@MrOnetedify that’s really the worst of it. It’s frustratingly inconsistent, but looks great most of the time. It’s a rare time where I feel like character development was their problem. They had great character ideas, and ruined them with inconsistent situations to push the characters forward.

[@billyjo316]

They did explain at Mach 5 90% of the military was gone, the worm holes move in parallel so one day in the future is one day in the past and they got thrown in fast to save the lab before what they called sabbath But it was explained super fast

[@GetAlong2GetAlong]

They clearly didn’t take any notes. It’s more like they watched it then decided to do a review. This was the last straw…. So many better reviews that actually paid attention to the flick.

[@soaringflame9380]

@@GetAlong2GetAlong bruh you are just trying to defend a terrible movie. They touched damn near every plot hole in this movie. Just because they didnt like the movie as much as you did doesnt mean their review is bad.

[@ISavant]

@@GetAlong2GetAlong stupid plot armor to gloss over idiotic plot points doesn't mean the movie made sense. it means the writers are dumb.

[@TerretYeth]

There were plenty of bad character decisions and cliché plot points, but the logic of the film holds up for the most part. If you think of it as two parallel universes that are trading personnel and resources, there isn’t necessarily a paradox. The only piece that doesn’t work is that the young soldiers that got trapped in the past now will exist in the same universe as themselves as babies. The explanation of the wormholes as evenly spaced rafts on a river was spot on. And even little things make sense, like why Pratt was put in charge right away when he first answered the comm. It was his daughter on the other end, so she already knew about his military experience and leadership qualities. Again, there was plenty of silliness in this film, but I think it was pretty logically consistent for the most part.

[@TerretYeth]

Pratt’s priorities were out of whack in this film, though.

[@annealissa]

The thing that bugs me is that nothing changed in the present. They destroyed the threat, yet people still knew about the war. The same war that supposedly was prevented from happening. Never mind that they couldn't have known to do anything about it had the war not happened. The war had to happen in order for it to not happen. The whole scenario is impossible.

[@wisenige]

Just another timey wimey loopty poopty paradox 😵‍💫🥴

[@rodianos5719]

WTF are u talking about?They killed the alliens a week after they were recruited.

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

@I - Rout She doesn't because it didn't happen in her timeline.

[@Mechanical-Animal]

Who watches soccer? Around the world probably way more people than those that watch American Football.

[@jhamer18]

Most Americans are oblivious to other things more popular in the world outside of their country. Because patriotism, the whole America is best mentality fuck the rest of the world

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

@@jhamer18 There are some hardcore Americans that think USA number 1. Yes, clearly USA is number 1 in some areas, but not in ares they would like.

[@RB35MrIzuna]

One thing I really liked was when the queen was hit with the first dose of toxin she bit her limb off to stop it. I hadn’t seen something like that before.

[@dominicanlink812]

I get what they boys are talking about when it comes to just going back to the past and even if he's daughter dies in the future as long as you save her in the past she'll be fine but as a father of 2 boys seeing your kids die before your eyes is the worst thing life can throw at you a parent

[@WIDGI]

As a parent of a teenager daughter who died last year, I can confirm, it feels like nobody should ever smile again.

[@titusshaver6983]

@@WIDGI I’m so sorry for your loss, hope you’ve found some comfort and joy since then and that even more is coming your way:)

[@WIDGI]

@@titusshaver6983 thank you. No joy yet but I have found comfort in the knowledge that her suffering has ended.

[@Kurohisaki]

Bruh my little bro passed in the hands of our ma and I can still see the pain in her 11 years later. The death of a child is literally the end of a world for a parent. I hope if I’m blessed that I never witness that.

[@dominicanlink812]

@@WIDGI so sorry to hear that

[@Madbro204]

The staircase scene was the best part of this movie, they knew how to build tension, even though it was a generic ambush it still was able to make you fear for what’s next

[@moazzamali5053]

Half expected Dom to appear in a muscle car and give a ted talk about family, in the end 😅

[@AllEy3s0nMe]

I feel like they should have just ended the movie when the kid gives him the welcome home sign.

[@chancecoffey4887]

Naw, this ain't it. Yall missed way toooooo much to be sitting here trying to critique a movie you hardly paid attention obviously.

[@AngryJoeShow]

Hahahaha

[@jhamer18]

@@AngryJoeShow going through all the comments you replied too... Is that how you treat your fans? Like shit because of their opinions you don't like?? How you got so many subs is beyond me I find it disrespectful that you treat people this way. Every comment you're defensive and insulting the fans including swearing which tells me you're very sensitive... Just stop.

[@danosaur4952]

Justification to some of the plot points they seem to have missed: 1. About the clothes, the comic relief guy points it out about him not being able to keep his cargo shorts but his graphic tee is fine while the future lady is talking, and he comments about missing what she said since we can't hear her while he is talking. 2. Training, time skips forward a bit after the whole recruitment pitch that shows some gun training. The civilian recruits could have potentially received some training during this. 3. Time paradox, time travel in this movie was never fully explained. It appeared they were only pulling people that died before the invasion to avoid any risk. But the end of the future section shows there are most likely 2 separate timelines. 4. The one thing that was explained about time travel is that due to the way the system works. Time moves forward at the same pace in the future as it does in the past. Hence we they don't send people to the start of the invasion. 5. The alien they fight away from the ship was the queen. The whole reason they had to go through the process of working on the toxin is because they had a toxin before that worked on all of the soldier aliens, but not the queen. Hence why they wanted to use it on her at the end to make sure she died. J.K. Simmons even comments "we should go after it before it lays an egg or something". 6. Blowing the ship, while blowing it up would most likely kill most of the aliens they run the risk of some surviving. So they went in to kill them with the toxin. My issue with this is why didn't they inject the queen, that was bigger and in the center of the room, first.

[@nicmanufan4192]

The World Cup next year in Qatar is going to be shit. Not only is it moved to winter which fucks up other leagues’ schedule. And thousands of people have died building these stadiums. I guess the good thing is that North America will be hosting in 2026

[@andrejonesDreVinciWRKs]

They don’t have to be in military garb because they are fighting Aliens so the differentiation of wearing military clothing is not important because it’s like shirts vs skins

[@Excalibur01]

Ok, but they should at least tell them to wearing clothes for running around. Charles was making fun of a dude with a chef's hat! They weren't giving people enough ammo or anything

[@andrejonesDreVinciWRKs]

@@Excalibur01 lol remember this movie is still stupid that was just another attempt at saying fuck it no marching no training no clothing just go

[@Excalibur01]

@@andrejonesDreVinciWRKs It really felt like all the draftees were incredibly under equipped to fight anyone.

[@fzwwa14y163vcfgteku]

@@Excalibur01 they weren't meant to help win the war. That future version of Earth was doomed, and the soldiers were there to stall until a vaccine could be made.

[@Excalibur01]

@@fzwwa14y163vcfgteku Which the poorly explained

[@NerdsonDirtMTB]

Drove me nuts, why the F if they brought enough C4 to destroy the whole ship did they even bother with the green goop? All of them could have survived.

[@barisard7190]

its not hard to imagine that all the young instructors sent back in time that in an event if their stuck in the past, they'd have to kill them self before their birth day

[@justincostley527]

Pretty sure they died in the explosion in the alien ship

[@Chris-vz7en]

They never did explain what this "paradox" effect would be, aside from there just being two versions of oneself walking around. Time Cop had a funny explanation for what happens.

[@nemo-zl1vm]

Or just find your parents 10 months before your birthday and just be like "Hey guys can you hold off for a couple months so the universe doesn't explode and I don't have to kill myself?"

[@Darkanent]

@@justincostley527 no, there were still some at the draft compound…

[@nemo-zl1vm]

@bmhiscd1 That's the idea. The movie glosses over exactly how time travel functions, but it seems to be branching alternate realities, with the caveat that you cannot exist twice at the same time. Doesn't really make sense, but that's what the movie gives you. So, if you were stuck in the past, it would make the most sense to prevent your own upcoming birth in this reality.

[@tubbyteo]

this film was truly stupid. It made me want to rewatch edge of tomorrow. the calibre of the actors and the script is soo different, albeit edge of tomorrow had a manga to rely on.

[@tinkabeast3491]

Starting to think that AJ and his pets cannot justify reviewing a movie when they clearly did not pay attention to it. It's only a plothole if your checking your phone for new subs and followers while they are clearly explaining it to you.

[@BilionaireBoysSwag]

This movie is retarded.

[@tinkabeast3491]

@@BilionaireBoysSwag It was no classic i agree , but we were clarifying the reviewers lack of concentration on film itself.

[@Booneface]

there are 100 MORE potholes than they mentioned. What wasn't a pothole?

[@BigBelugaArez]

Agreed, it's hard to take a review seriously when the reviewer admits that they didn't watch the movie in its entirety. Also difficult to make it a fair review

[@BilionaireBoysSwag]

@@BigBelugaArez he admitted to missing a minor detail he was pretty spot on for the review.

[@stephenmiller2544]

So I guess between the time they shot the non spoilers review and this, they watched a separate movie.

[@JoshTyrReece]

You can like something and still criticize it. I love "thirteen Ghosts", but I am able to see the flaws in it...and still keep liking it. Only Fanboys arent able to do that and immediately develop a "bite reflex" to everyone who dares to "attack their precious".

[@JesoTV]

@@JoshTyrReece You can't criticize something that you don't fully understand. It is very obvious that they went into the movie without paying much attention to the details and information, thus making illogical conclusions. If you want to do a proper review, you must watch the movie at least twice to get the whole picture of it. Much of the 'plot holes' they mentioned were actually explained in detail in the movie, or they misinterpreted it, got it the wrong way. They rushed the review, and that is something they have been doing recently. At this point they favour quantity over quality, which is a shame.

[@stephenmiller2544]

@@JoshTyrReece liking something without discernment is exactly what Fanboying, do you think 13 ghosts is a good movie?

[@Trocify225]

@@JesoTV ikr I just came from watching it and literally one of the dumbest complaints they have about the clothes is answered in the scene. Like did we watch the same movie lol

[@Therealfakemaxgoldberg]

@@stephenmiller2544 well it’s a good bad movie imo

[@alexduran1967]

Here's another thing. The explosives at the end wouldn't have been enough. They set these small charges around the corridors, then it's revealed there's a maaaaaassive chamber of creatures. No way all of the aliens would have been killed in the blast. The ones that survived would have awoken and dug their way to the surface.

[@SubZtx]

The clothing thing was basically they were low on supplies and they supplied them only with the necessary gear. Like if you had cargo pants or holes all in your jeans they would give new pants. You could see the racks in the back looked almost bare. And YES they were in SQUADS they got assigned to the one on their arm band go to 28:50 into the movie. Also they say the world mobilized their armies and sent their best.. who were immediately killed so they had to start drafting regular people.

[@leepalmer9558]

I enjoyed it, nice effects, nice action. Story line wasn't too bad. It's just a nice random movie to watch, doesn't have to be game of thrones level.

[@TheBlayner]

Couldn’t agree more. About what I expected.

[@jondoe1444]

they could've said the futurists had tech to "upload" military training to individuals who required it, would've solved the noobs problem. My biggest issue with the movie is the fact that the humans kept using 5.56 and 7.62 weapons when those were CLEARLY not efficient against the aliens, WTF?????

[@lightbluehaze]

“Stronger then a god damn elephant” I’m pretty sure that quote tickled me because I’m trying to picture an elephant dehydrating into one of those “cattle”.

[@michaelthomas5433]

The volcano angle is equivalent to the Independence Day cut that had the mothership destroyed by the crop duster instead of a jet. Except this movie would have used the crop duster scene. But I will give this movie credit for using the buzz saw instead of just teasing us with it like Army of the Dead.

[@FL1P-AK]

His daughter knew who he was, she was the one that made him the squad leader

[@tfonias]

@8:00 you are wrong. They said that they cannot travel to any specific time in the future, they said that they created a portal that follows their timeline (time advances) and you go there. And because there was an emergency attack, they had no time to train.

[@willhuggins8016]

My two fav moments of this film... 1 - The dude with three tours under his belt waits till everyone is pretty much out of ammo before telling them to aim for the belly! Cheers fer the HEADS UP BRO!!!! 2 - The line "It's not a souvenir, it's to remember" SOUVENIR is literally French for memory... I suppose the truly sad fact is that a group of adults read and approved this script. I hope they enjoyed the cocaine they were definitely on.

[@wellplayedninjas]

I loved this movie, watched it with my dad and we had a blast all throughout! Respect and enjoy your review too! The aliens and cgi were amazing!

[@DarkSpartan062]

Same here! My pops loved Charlie! The hallways scene! 😆

[@jimmyjay689]

The Aliens were defintely scary

[@billyjo316]

I have a question , what movies does Alex like. I understand to have different opinions but 90 percent of these reviews Alex hates the movie and joe likes. And most of the time I agree with joe So what does Alex like, could we maybe have a top ten movies each one of them love So AJ’s top 10 OJ’s top 10 And Alex’s top 10 I think that would be fun to see them react to each other’s favorites Just an idea

[@lakabaka]

I bet he would still call his #1 movie off all time dumb.

[@CoolaidA04]

They did do squads. Pratt was In squad R for research team along with others, but then it all got messed up when they time travelled.

[@ethanlee8621]

But wait, why couldn’t they have just figured out where the aliens were originally and sent people back in time to destroy the alien ship?

[@killerja3]

They were put in two groups. The were rushed cause the city was over run also why the fell from so high.

[@domagojzrilic6190]

None of that explains why the computer glitched so fucking hard and that there was noone more expirienced to lead them and why they didn't know what their enemy looked like.

[@TrashParty]

You guys clearly didn't pay attention anybody that was left behind from the future blew up in the alien ship when he detonated the c4. And the only people that were checking corners and clearing the rooms where the people that had any amount of training or previous deployment experience anybody else literally died within the first few minutes except for obviously the three main characters. That being the two black dudes and Chris.

[@TrashParty]

@N BD Everyone died in the first few waves the movie even explains this except maybe a few young scientists to help make the toxin which would make sense

[@fe7jw]

Joe: Who likes soccer? Me: Who likes American football?

[@marchern8526]

They left the entire research team in the middle of an undefended city instead of on the Raft. There were no explanation for the failed warp

[@CommonThief572]

Alex's catchphrase now: "This is fucking stupid"

[@pgottsha84]

Somehow they had veterans returning from the tomorrow war and they had to jump to the future in an emergency because a building was being attacked at that moment in the future, and who/how the hell were they talking to while on the mission, apparently someone even further in the future because they were describing how the situation turned out. I was only half paying attention because it made no sense but is this not a huge problem??

[@jumpierjuan93]

In both Cali and NY where I've lived everyone watches the World Cup. Maybe just u Texans only watch eggball

[@goodreverend2k1]

I didn't understand the fact that the people from the future. Had the same weapons as present time. Did they bring any new tech for us to learn, cures, things they could improve on in the 28 years before the attack?

[@Membrillo81]

The movie literally says that they are sending older people that will be dead in the future to avoid paradoxes. The future: Only 500,000 humans are still alive.

[@mirdalainen]

When you invent a time machine all of previous history can be made irrelevant if you travel back in time and alter shit. This includes everything. So people that were supposed to be born that got stuck in the past, so to speak, will affect that part of time in a way that is very likely to mean that they will not be born "again" (so to speak). Even if that were to happen the linear timeline that used to exist has branched off into a new one due to the time machine being used to go back in time and alter shit. This means there's an unaltered timeline where the aliens win and shit ends for human kind, and a new timeline where we win due to us going back in time.

[@bigdaddy2706]

Him choosing not to draft dodge made sense to me because he didn't want to make his whole family outlaws and force his wife into the draft.

[@iString5]

Joe goin HARD in the comments.

[@HeyZeus9285]

I feel like Alex didn’t pay attention to the movie. They only had 24 hours before arriving to the jump point and they had to jump early so that’s why they didn’t get any kind of training. At most they had one day before the jump to the future. Plus it was explained rather clearly that the jump point moves forward in time at the same rate as the future moves forward. The guy in the movie uses the river example. So no they don’t have infinite time to train them before they go. Alex pay attention because you sound dumb.

[@HeyZeus9285]

Also the toxin did matter because that is how Chris Pratt kills the queen at the end. Please pay closer attention.

[@redfalcon091]

Does it make the movie any less dumber

[@HeyZeus9285]

Lol slightly less dumber yes.

[@SftSidelines]

He was sent when the war was almost over, by then supplies were running low and they were also preparing for the war itself. And with such a low survival rate, why bother with uniforms. Also with his daughter as the main leader and she has knowledge he survives afterwards. So why wouldn't he be the one that is the one to carry the vials

[@Darkanent]

They were in the present. There was plenty of time, money and resources to properly dress and equip hundreds of thousands of warriors just as it has been with all wars in man’s past. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@SftSidelines]

@@Darkanent But why. If they were sending people in knowing that they were going to get ripped to shreds (3 out 10) why give them equipment other then a gun. The armor wasn't really help out either way

[@Raul_Menendez]

"Who likes Soccer" 4 Billion people in the world would like to have a word.

[@DarkBykeTwitch]

They said your clothes don't matter because most of them die. They directly say it.

[@NjK601]

With some edits, this could have been part of The Cloverfield universe

[@Mr_Cru2]

Def would’ve been one of the better Cloverfield movies

[@smillman437]

They don’t send them ALL with clothes and uniforms and shit because these people don’t know they’re being treated as disposable. Why send a bunch of uniforms and shit that are just gonna get wasted?

[@leonhuggins7579]

I had Starship troopers vibe all the way through this film....funny you made the refference

[@timslack7568]

I called every plot point before it happened because it was so predictable but in the end its exactly what I thought a fun Summer action flick that I wouldnt mind watching again if it wasnt 2 1/2 hours long. Its like Transformers in that regard, I got what I wanted but its not good enough to warrant that length

[@d4mr3d4]

ok so you guys make good points. there are a lot of dumb things in the movie, but some things were probs just not explained well enough. Chriss diving into the water to save his daughter, may seem dumb, but what he was doing was attempting to catch her so both of them would be teleported to his timeline. yea that's still dumb, but they were announcing the jump time and he may have been counting and knew hed teleport in a few seconds so he tried to save her. the other thing is how time works. you guys point out that if they kill the aliens in the past the future doesn't happen and they don't get drafted and don't learn about toxin therefore cant kill alians. but this is assuming that the time travel is the back to the future type time travel. wich it isn't. in this movie, you cant change the past, just like the mcu. there are just different timelines and they can travel to and from each. they are not the same timeline at different points, they are 2 different timelines. like 2 dif dimensions at different points in time. the raft on the river (thing as they explained it).

[@wilsonruleman]

Its two different time lines. Because in the daughters timeline the dad never went to war.

[@ycatthebrave]

Also dumb that the future kids purposely didnt show anyone in present day earth what the aliens actually looked like or really tell them anything.

[@tylerdurden5303]

1st plothole: World Cup Final 2022 is Brazil vs SCOTLAND! Also, what about all these underground facilities, nuclear fallout shelters, bunkers, etc... Have they all been overrun by these aliens?

[@JumpscareRodent]

They go back after a week because the aliens attack in swarms or something they have one day of no attacks I think and that’s when they drop the people in so if they survived that long they deserve to live I guess

[@commentcrusader2295]

They were put into squads by the way. There was a part before they were beamed that stated they were in R team or C team or some shit. The teams were letter coordinated.

[@tonyj9743]

Yeah but R team was a fuckton of people. They were conscripted to be in this army, yet there was zero structure. Nobody in charge. Just a gaggle to people standing around holding weapons they weren't trained to use.

[@nonebusiness2023]

They weren't splitting to units they were splitting to two groups with nearly no training . 500 people of were 1000 sent over and a gun and how to shoot isn't training or a team or unit .the level of training is beyond a joke . It's a bad dumb movie ..... But science

[@MrTrip666]

@@nonebusiness2023 there was 700 people being dropped in, the majority were team D and the remaining were team R. Only half jumped as they aborted the jump once they realised there landing wasn't correct 😬. They should have had 7 days training prior to their tour and were told it would be bare training, it was explained, however the group had to jump early because col Forester's team went missing and that's why they missed their basic training. Wasn't a bad or dumb movie imo but defo wasn't perfect

[@nonebusiness2023]

For lack of a better term it is beyond stupid to think the 350 untrained 40 plus year old adults can have any tactical value in a normal war let alone that. There's no training and let's training than any militia unit or stop Gap group of people in war in the last hundred years have gotten. Tactically they have no value yet the second they fall down they act like a cohesive unit? Further the idea that the unit disappeared and they had to drop it in at the last second completely is contrary to the idea of how they poorly describe their version of time travel it doesn't make any sense

[@MrTrip666]

@@nonebusiness2023 @isaac they don't have to have tactical value, they just need enough time to get the a virus to kill the enemy, simple. They were on borrowed time as it was stated many times, they were supposed to have 7 days training which was stated as they would only do a tour for 168 hours. They were not soldiers sent to fight the enemy but more assistance to download files and recover the viales from the lab. They didn't act like a cohesive unit whatsoever, a couple followed orders and thats it, 3 had dropped before so knew what they were doing. How does it not make sense? They explained time is constantly moving so when the past got word that col Forester's team went missing at the lab they sent the new group to find out what happened and to recover the data. What doesn't make sense?

[@johannesdolch]

If they had used plot holes as ammunition they would have overwhelmed the Aliens after 30 minutes ...

[@marioshobbyhq]

Actually, the 12 viales where 15 when he grabbed them.

[@ZomgZomg007]

was there like a multiverse ? i was so confused towards the end when chris patt wanted to save the future timeline......

[@jerryx3253]

It’s never explicitly explained. (And I think even the production team and writers are not sure

[@heythere6983]

Time travel movies tend to explain time differently . Marvel recently made up the idea of a Multiverse explaining time travel in their moves. Usually movies have made the point there is ONE timeline and you can either fix it or not. There is no scientific proof of alternate timelines so don’t get caught up time travel explanations. Interstellar is a recent movie that also uses a non multiverse timeline

[@thomasloney612]

Best part is when Chris Pratt says something to the effect of "after I take back this toxin and prevent this future from ever happening, I'm gonna come back and save this future..." Ummmmm... Also, did they explain what happened to the millions of trained soldiers on the planet between the few years where the draft was started and them sending untrained civilians? Also, who honestly believes any animal-like species that is vulnerable to 1. explosions, 2. saws, and 3. guns would be able to kill 99% of humanity??? Also, the first toxin they have works on males, but not the females... so they don't use it??? Even though the vast majority of the aliens are males?

[@owenjamesparrymusic]

"who likes soccer?" joe said stupidly

[@DarthAssViolater]

Literally no one in America watches it compared to other "American" sports like NASCAR and baseball. Quite curious as to why Americans watch sports that no other countries watch. Mostly has to do with the control of revenue, which they won't have control over if an american is watching the european premiere league

[@owenjamesparrymusic]

so youre saying only 6.6 billion people like football its a shame too because the usa has some quality players now

[@brasswirebrush]

Watching this feels like Joe is an 8 year old little boy trying to explain what happened in this movie.

[@Grim_Concept]

And he missed so many of the details.

[@KiefferPlant]

With the female, they actually said they used tranqs on her but they were not working well.

[@mohammadsalah6223]

Anyone noticed that literally half of humanity died while falling from sky and smashing on to the ground when they could've easily been saved had they been given simple parachutes 😂

[@ChillHills]

Does anyone scroll through Amazon videos and question why they're subscribed other than shopping?

[@bossmedia4028]

The movie content always been extra. It’s a deal far as I see it.

[@almostontimehero5415]

All of my None Amazon packages arrive same week with the free options. Post offices have stepped up there game, no need to have Amazon Prime unless Prime is your business.

[@BTMPL]

The way Joe explains the movie is just "going and going" reminded me of Two Brothers from Rick and Morty: It's in theaters now! Coming this summer: Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could, from giant cat monsters. And then a giant tornado came and that's when things got knocked into 12th gear. A Mexican armada shows up. With weapons made from Two-tomatoes. And you better bet your bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business. In: Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers, Who Are Just Regular Brothers, Running In a van from an Asteroid and All Sorts of Things THE MOVIE! Hold on, there's more! Old women are coming, and they're also in the movie, and they're gonna come, and cross attack these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers, because they're- they have a strong bond. You don't want to know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing: The moon it comes crashing into Earth. And what do you do then? It's two brothers and-and th-they're It's called Two brothers. Two brothers! [starts laughing] It's just called Two Brothers.

[@williamblithe2803]

All the future kids died when the spaceship was blown up

[@henrysingletary]

I enjoyed the movie, although I definitely agree with some of your points. The bombing in Miami Beach was completely pointless, since they needed to get the toxins, and the aliens already took over most of the planet. Personally, I didn't like the malfunction part when they jumped in the future. Most of the people died because they fell from high in the sky. Instead, they should have made the aliens kill them. For the ending, yeah they could have just used C4 to blow up the whole ship. Another option would be when they entered the ship, they step on something that triggers the aliens to wake up.

[@00mihnea00]

Just a thought ... there was a football World Cup in US and your team performed admirably and it was quite popular including in the us. The more you know

[@lorddemonoss3945]

I really wanna know the specs and caliber of the weapons that are used.

[@kylehoward442]

They explained a lot of your issues but they also don't over explain some of the time stuff which I think is smart because even you guys have said that it's better to leave some things to be explained so there is some interesting stuff to think about. Also she wasn't trying to send it with him to save the past but to have it mass perduce it in the past and send to the future but then the female does some kind of scream. Also all of the people that they have seen that are from the future come with them and die.

[@MrOnetedify]

That would of been awesome two different victories on two different timelines, RIP Future Vicki

[@MrOnetedify]

about all the future people dieng mm i don't now about that

[@mochiasdessert]

So the major plot hole is if they just time travel back to warn about the alien whereabouts so the movie would just end in 10 minutes?

[@FromTheAshes0762]

Definitely a must see. They did explain a lot they give a ton of reasons and explanations (acceptable for this kind of movie) for the specific point of why they didn't train before sending them out they explain they were forced to send them earlier because the research facility was under attack when Chris Pratts character was under attack

[@Dirt1061]

They movie said they were suppose to train for a week, but the alert happened early. Its weird

[@BWCheese]

Even though they were in the past they had no time. Like they explained, time is like a river and while there is a connection to the future, time is moving forward together. A day passing in the past is a day passing in the future. Also, Chris Pratt was made squad leader when he responded that he made it, because Muri, his daughter, made him squad leader. You just didn't realize she was his daughter at the time so it didn't make sense.

[@adsdaasdsfsafasfas]

Yall should do some nostalgic movie reviews like jurrasic park and do some skits

[@donmega5202]

I understand the show is named the AngryJoeShow and I'm here to watch Angry Joe, but his friends don't need to make him look like the happiest and most euphoric and emotionally engaged person in the room. They're bordering Space Mutiny names for David Ryder in terms of their serious attitude and lack of exciting or general emotions.

[@TNovix]

Another plot hole...how did his father even know the aliens were attracted to blood and could sense it? Unless I missed it before they went to Russia, he just randomly knew.

[@tinkabeast3491]

Most carnivorous predators smell blood , but i agree there was nothing to indicate that.

[@Sichko021]

It was not surprising to me that they did not want to help him when he returned from the future. Why would anyone in government trust him? No one knows that He is the father of the Colonel from the future. Only He and his daughter know about the success of the serum. There is no other official from the future to confirm his connection with his daughter or that the serum exists and is effective. And then in a situation where all countries have turned to themselves, one should expect to get the resources to go to Russia and blow something up. The film is well written(not best). Maybe Jo could throw everything out of the room, the phone, the Dalton brothers, the girl and stop choking on popcorn, and then watch the movie again.

[@lonelongboarder27]

Well the paradox corrected itself, those future people who stayed behind died, doesn't matter what raft they are on, they still died.

[@vidfreak56]

But branching world theory says that the alternate timeline would exist even if he saves his daughter.

[@jablosounds]

the daughter didn't know it didn't matter. she was on some zombie stuff like "maybe if I find an antidote" kinda vibe. Chris (Dan) was only going off of that idea, but I'm sure that if they knew about the ship before the toxin was even a thing, blowing up the ship would have been like the very first idea. that's how the world solves all the problems expect when they thing the solution is something else, which in this case was the toxin for the past (present) to use.

[@femboi8285]

Alex is the reason I refuse to become a movie critic. I don't want to end up like him and hating every movie that exist because I can no longer enjoy a movie without shutting my mind off to it's every flaw. I really, really enjoyed this movie and immediately told friends and family it's a MUST WATCH lol I personally think it's the best action packed, Alien 👽 invading, guns blazing, movie I've seen in a very long time!

[@fejmaca2538]

If only AJ would have been this critical with Disney+ series. oh, well....

[@RetardskillMe]

1. How did humanity achieve time travel within 30 years while still using basic rifles? 2. What happened during the warp? The malfunction was never clearly explained. 3. Pratt's father just coincidentally had the skills to remove the tracking device 4. Pratt's daughter just coincidentally became a lieutenant 5. Why consult a teenager regarding volcanic eruptions? Is there really no other person to ask? 6. Why not kill the queen? You dont even have to use the toxin, just a few shots in the stomach, how long would that take?

[@leitecumcarne]

I couldnt enjoy the movie anymore after he tried to save his daughter from the future, it simply doesnt make sense, and even worse the way he tries to save the world himself after getting the fucking solution from the future is just stupid. Now that i have taken that out of my chest, the movie was very entertaining to watch

[@Ketothev]

The way I remember it, they don't have much time with the time bridge they created. They move in time at the same pace. Basically once they landed the time kept going forward in both present and future. Meaning they still were on borrowed time until the aliens destroy the time machine. Now, why didn't they send researchers, samples and data to give earth 30 years to get ready is a good question.

[@kenzou84]

why don't they sacrifice the future for a new future? That's like getting a second chance, if fail, go back again to another past, and create new future again, infinite 30 years.

[@JoshTyrReece]

That was one of my biggest problems with it. Ok you are developing your toxin in some shitty bunker...why the f*** dont you send it to the past with thousands fully functional research centers and all the still living experts. If a friggin science teacher can do it, then the biggest and brightest geniuses of the world would solve the problem in minutes. Nope...let us hide our plan until the very last second, even knowing for some time that there is no hope anymore in winning the war...because of "reasons".

[@pcbatl]

They had just captured the queen alien in the future to get the necessary samples to send it back.

[@Akinwalesegun]

@@pcbatl bunch of somali poachers wont have taken that long to capture the queen

[@Buckeyesteve10]

Ketothev, this was my understanding as well. It was like two boats on the same river headed towards a waterfall. Even though one boat is miles behind the other, they're still moving down the river at the same pace, and the goal was to bring people from the rear boat to the fore boat to help steer it away from the waterfall.

[@dashingdreww1185]

They really did do three movies in one lmaoo

[@dashingdreww1185]

@Cruzn2Space what are you talking about 😂😂 seems like your the annoying one complaining for anything

[@TypicalBlakk]

@@musicbooksexplained Congrats

[@jazy921]

This just reminds me of Hancock where they could have made more than one movie from it.

[@letthegamesbeginbenjamin1205]

This movie still has less plot holes than rise of skywalker, haha.

[@DonWan47]

True dat.

[@FeroxX_Gosu]

Thats a very very sad truth.

[@jarigustafsson7620]

Army of the (brain) dead entered chat:

[@letthegamesbeginbenjamin1205]

I hope that Joe would review grand tactician the civil war(1861-1865).

[@NerdsonDirtMTB]

Nailed it.

[@goldfishprime]

"Colonel, we're gonna start the bombing." "These bombs are gonna drop in 6 minutes and there's nothing I can do about it." Uhhh, tell that guy to delay them. Why do you need to bomb the city at that exact time? "There's 12 of them." *Grabs 15* "Got em!"

[@ISavant]

"We're 800m out, we'll be there in 30 seconds" Mate you're in an F fucking 22. You passed us 4 minutes ago.

[@psbox362]

@@ISavant An F22 is an odd pick for AGS. A squad of A-10s could've made a few passes with their main guns to keep casualties to a minimum, in addition to a larger payload of bombs to wipe out a larger number of aliens.

[@ISavant]

@@psbox362 careful nobody is allowed to point out how fucking dumb the people who made this movie were

[@charlesfranks1902]

Have you seen other Amazon offerings as of late? My subscription expires in a few days, will not be giving them any more money for other reasons too.

[@charlesfranks1902]

@@ISavant From school , 60 mph is 1 mile per minute. If I recall, a mile is 1760 yards so they are roughly going 60 mph. Ok.

[@dankdreamz]

The aliens looked terrifying. I was surprised by how much they looked like a cockroach from hell.

[@audifan2501]

looks a bit inspired by starcraft, esp hydralisk with their ability to shoot spikes.

[@3dfreak2000]

Also they were inspired from Mass Effect Rachni specie's.

[@estradamurcielgo175]

@@3dfreak2000 Dead Space

[@psbox362]

They look like Vorcha from Mass Effect crossed with the baby necromorphs in Dead Space.

[@psbox362]

@Dariusz Kanak What? Take the Vorcha and contort them a bit so that they walk on all fours, then give them the spike-shooting tentacles from the necromorph babies and boom, you got the aliens from this movie. I didn't design the monsters, I'm just describing what they look like.